Did Something Interesting Happen?
by The Cheat on Jun 29, 2010 10:53 PM CDT
in White Sox Game Recaps
Email
PrintSo I missed the game -- my I'm not gonna do a recap comment from my phone appears as if it didn't post -- I guess something was 1,000+ comments exciting.
300 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Winners! White Sox and Gamecocks!
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions
Love it.
I want to create 38 new accounts, just to rec this
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 29, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
do all southern girls instinctively know how to look at the camera
with their lips occupied?
Fireworks: Bang?
yes
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jun 29, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I do miss the North Carolina girl's accents...
Back when I used to live there, that was the best part.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions
meh... future piece of leather.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 29, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but until then...
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 29, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
she's a very niiiiice!
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
Do you like Sasha Baron Cohen's work?
You should check out Bruno.
by CatBrains on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
bruno was great
way better then borat!
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I made the comment mostly to needle
and I don’t know if I would say “way better”, but it was at least as good.
yah i missed that at first
i always get confused which one hates fags between ozncoop and ozziemontanna
anywho, i just thought his ability to perform bruno’s persona was more developed. there wasnt really one skit that i didnt like, where as borat sometimes was a little too redundant, or had too much plot if you will
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I love all creatures on this planet, except white people.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
yah
the oz thing does to me what the grinder does to others
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
...valtrex!
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 29, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Sour grapes.
You would hit it.
You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon
Or maybe he wouldn't. You know, on account of his grapes having soured.
"Strangely, Christ is a closeted homosexual…" - winningugly
georgia girls are better
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jun 30, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
click the link
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1713625
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
wow. just wow
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jun 30, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
It's not nudity.. but it's definitely not something you want your boss to see.
Unless you live in Georgia, then I imagine it’s the norm.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Not something you want your boss to see
Like a picture of a girl kissing something with the word “COCK” on it.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
The term's usage meaning male bird came way before the appendage
Kissing chickens is no harm, no fowl :)
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
i seeee what you did there.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Gymnasts.
A couple have gone there on full scholarship from my kid’s gym – we know that pipeline well. Very good team.
You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon
yeah. those girls are bad ass
10 national titles. including 5 in a row from 2004-2009.
they kinda plummeted this year b/c the coach left since the president of the university gave her crap about dating one of the deans. this is the same president who fired vince dooley. enough said
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jun 30, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Greened.
Chicago Blackhawks: 2010 Stanley Cup Champions!
Witness to Mark Buehrle's perfect game July 23, 2009
Reply fail.
Goddammit.
Chicago Blackhawks: 2010 Stanley Cup Champions!
Witness to Mark Buehrle's perfect game July 23, 2009
by chisoxfan1473 on Jun 29, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Kenny has drafted arguably the best players in the CWS finals the past two years
(Beckham and Mitchell) … in 2011 I think Jackie Bradley, Jr would be a nice addition. If he falls to the Sox at #30 :)
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 29, 2010 11:42 PM CDT reply actions
except those two were drafted before their CWSs
"Stop with all that home run talk. We win without them."-Darrin Jackson
Regardless
Bradley Jr. is a stud. 38 BB/31 K with 11 HR and a .463 wOBA this year. (http://www.collegesplits.com/cgi-bin/csPlayer.cgi?pl=bradlja42)
Chicago White Sox Examiner — IT'S A JEEP THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
by UribeAuction on Jun 30, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
hes definitely good
but the previous two gave me added interest in the CWS already being White Sox property.
"Stop with all that home run talk. We win without them."-Darrin Jackson
also, what kind of jeep do you have?
"Stop with all that home run talk. We win without them."-Darrin Jackson
See:
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/jon80.html
Chicago White Sox Examiner — IT'S A JEEP THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
by UribeAuction on Jun 30, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions
aha- it all makes sense now.
i always hated that expression, even when I was tearing up the streets in my CJ-7.
"Stop with all that home run talk. We win without them."-Darrin Jackson
Yeah, I never said he drafted them afterward, just stating fact.
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
It's 2:29 AM:
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
by Uribe Down on Jun 30, 2010 2:29 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Awesome.
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2010 6:04 AM CDT up reply actions
This is fantastic.
My wife returned hers.
You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon
small sample size?
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i would posit wu's built up a statistically significant sample
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 30, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
My favorite.
In spring training, Yogi was asked by the equipment guy, “I’m ordering caps. What size do you wear?”
Yogi answered, “I don’t know, I’m not in shape, yet.”
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
Anyone have stats of the games Guillen's been tossed,
What our record is in those games?
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 8:44 AM CDT reply actions
Hmm. Pretty even overall.
Guess it doesn’t mean too much. Small sample size.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Any way to see what the score was
And how it changed positively or negatively from before and after he got thrown out. I think that’d be more relevant.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2010 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Get on it.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
Come on.. I'm busy sitting here doing nothing.
There are plenty of unemployed members of this board who can take care of this for me.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
3-0 royals post-ejection
but thats because gavin shit himself in the 5th, giving up all 3 in that inning. cora did really well
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
i was there last night
but too far away to see exactly what happened/why and no replay didnt help. i figured it was a balls/strikes argument, but it didnt look too heated. seeing that it was tim timmons sheds light on it. never trust a man who has two first names, and timmons is too close for comfort to tim, so who am i to argue semantics like that
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
im sure thats was ozzie was trying to do
determine if it was close enough, and tim timmons said no, but ozzie kept trying to rationalize with him and tim timmons had had enough.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Nor should you trust a guy in a Tunic.
Or a Tunisian.- Darn Carthaginians!
Carthago Delenda Est!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
You're at Kaufmann and too far away?
Are you from Chicago or what? Move up and park yourself behind the dugout like you own the seat.
"But this streak goes to eleven"
ha...i did for the first 3 innings
but i had my 5 y/o with me. it was fairly packed due to the free t-shirts but somehow we picked seats that people didnt show for. it got too congested and with the kid hyped up on all the sugar i couldnt handle it ( i need room to beat him) and i had to move to an isle seat in a fairly empty row in the upper deck
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
probably mentioned in last night's gamethread, but:
FNS. FNSITA. TWO hr’s off Cliff Lee!?
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
FCL
Especially if he’s a Twinkie soon.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
so how many comments merits a 2nd game thread anyway?
400?
that had to be a bitch for the android/iphone crowd last night.
"Stop with all that home run talk. We win without them."-Darrin Jackson
I wasnt on last night
but yeah editors please create multiple game threads, even 500-600 is cumbersome.
"Officially off strike...."
i still can't figure out why you haven't upgraded to get the additional site features.
after all, sbnation black is named after you.
I have done some recruiting recently
Haven’t seen them show up or any shots out yet. Black people! Where are YOU!
"Officially off strike...."
The Wiz used to give us multiple threads :( :( :(
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
while he is missed
i do enjoy his sporadic comments
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
twas. I checked in once and I was done.
We used to have a new thread every 400 or so…that sounds right.
ITHOUGHTGAZELLEWASGOOD -Trooper
by homesickalien on Jun 30, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Also: If I have the capabilities on any given night, I will absolutely publish a new one post-400 comments or so.
ITHOUGHTGAZELLEWASGOOD -Trooper
by homesickalien on Jun 30, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
OT: while Predators looks awesome
i just cant believe the premise. we couldnt handle ONE on OUR planet, who the fuck are we supposed to survive on THEIRS with a fuckload of them?
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
They haven't made a half-decent Predator movie since Arnold was in one
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
The first Pred was decent? Really?
“Same Jungle, Same Moon…” Same Blue Filter.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I enjoyed it. The second one with Danny Glover wasn't terrible...
But Danny Glover should have been someone else… Wesley Snipes, maybe, or Carl Weathers (assuming he lived through the 1st one)
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Well maybe it will be awesome and they won't survive.
Not all movies have a happy ending.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i mean, i HOPE that was happens, as its logical
but at the same time, i dont think we’d last more than 5 minutes on their planet. and i doubt that 5 minutes would take up an hour and a half of movie time
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Well it looks like it's basically a Sport..
Maybe they have restrictor plates on or can’t use PED’s. I don’t know the rules of the game yet.. it could easily be tilted in the humans favor to make it more enjoyable.
I mean no one likes playing basketball against a ten year old, but if I have to play with only my left hand and I can’t go into the lane or block shots, maybe it becomes a fair game.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
party down
teahenny mentioned party down recently… just watched Munts Big Deal Party. f’n great episode. first part of your reply is so roman
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Never heard of this show
Looks like it’s on Starz, a channel I don’t have. I’ll have to search the internet for it.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
They have it streaming on Netflix. Good stuff.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 30, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Party Down is fantastic, and this was likely the last season, so only 20-something episodes to plow through.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, that really is Romanesque.
Perfect.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Nervous to see the two newest episodes.
Because then I won’t have them to look forward to anymore. If that makes sense.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Well the show is obviously not going three seasons
and it’s been one of the best shows on TV over its run, so I definitely get you. I don’t think there’s another show out there that even wants to talk about the upside and downside of failure and being a nobody. Maybe Community? Either way, it’s certainly relate-able in a way a lot of shows aren’t for me.
Fireworks: Bang?
Why not a third season?
I know the guy that plays Henry is leaving, but the rest of the cast could probably carry it. Community deals with failure to a degree, but it’s still a network sitcom, and for the most part compromises are made and everyone’s happy at the end of the show. There need to be more shows featuring real-life situations.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
The show's been cancelled by Starz.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
And there is no need for a 3rd season. Just like the UK Office, we have our 2 seasons of glory
Maybe an hour-long special in the future.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
wait...
youre english too? how many people from across the pond are there on here?
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, didn't know that had already happened.
Knew it was under consideration. Fuck.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
you're right about Community
it takes place after everyone hit bottom and it just so happens that they’re all really good friends and supportive of trial and error. And the show’s producers are clever enough to wink and nod at this aspect of the show, but that doesn’t mean that it’s not, like you say, a network sitcom. Parks and Rec is much the same.
Fireworks: Bang?
Not to say they aren't excellent shows.
It’s a durn shame that smart, hilarious shows get shit for ratings.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
But all my Massage Parlor visits do!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
duh, Adrien Brody
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 30, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
im a fan of his, and im not ashamed to say it
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Cadillac Records was really good.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 30, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
agree.
the pianist, the jacket, (his role in) the villiage. i havent seen splice, nor do i plan on it, because i heard is was a giant sack of shit.
did you know hes on the Banned List for SNL?
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
There's a banned list? Why? (Where is this list?)
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
That's pretty funny.
He seems like a mild-mannered guy. That doesn’t seem Brodian, bro.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
lorne needs complete creative control for things he doesnt create
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
FSNL.
Except maybe the digital shorts. I’m on a boat, motherfucker, don’t you ever forget.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
most of the shorts i give credit to sandburg
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
I don't know
Outside of John Hamm’s episode, I can’t think of too many truly funny moments from last season
The only SNL skit I can remember is the Hamm/Buble one.
And the Sergio short.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
it doesn't speak well that i can't remember skit titles
but there was some genuinely funny and weird stuff. plus, i actually like macgruber. i could see people finding that completely lame.
Fireworks: Bang?
The Jack Handy of 2009/10
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked that whole episode lots
I usually like the macgruber skits, but I am thoroughly offended that they created a movie out of it.
apparently they played it
really straight, so it might actually be pretty enjoyable.
Fireworks: Bang?
it was out of theaters in the blink of an eye.
i planned on skipping out of work to see it, but it was gone before i could.
Cashing checks and having sex.
oh sad. only 2 weekends at full release
down to 177 theaters by the third weekend. Made 8.5 mil, only cost $10 (surprising, I think?)
http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=main&id=macgruber.htm
I’m sure I’ll randomly catch it when it hits cable next year.
its got a lot of really good laughs in it
i had low expectations, and the film met them.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I've heard it's okay again.
But it’s going to take a lot for me to want to watch again. There’s too much good TV out there now. Which is one of those good problems.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Fucking Thin Red Line?
Anyone?
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
that movie put me to sleep.
so, so awful.
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
allow me
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
don't get me wrong, i have nothing against brody
just that film. this comment from a reviewer sums it up for me:
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
The Thin Red Line would have been infinitely more successful without the frequent rest-stops full of mental malaise and philosophical pretense.
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
War isn't always action-packed.
Though I’ve never been to war, I think Malick did a fantastic job showing the personal battles that exist in soldiers minds. Plus, you know, it’s fucking beautiful just to look at. I can see if you thought the voice-overs were a bit heavy-handed, but it’s still one of my favorites.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Nolte cursing out the lieutenant for failing to take the hill is classic!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
no doubt!
maybe worth a re-watch
This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training
Oh, and the book is really good. The movie stays fairly true to it.
Part of an outstanding trilogy by James Jones.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
The narration?
What song/album?
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Err, not narration, voice-over.
Not the same thing. Drugs!
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
second album, 4th song?
it’s called Have You Passed Through This Night
starts with “this great evil. where did it come from…”
Fireworks: Bang?
I did not know that. Thanks.
I’ll keep an eye out.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
they had me at "robert rodriguez presents" paired with "this film is rated r"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa, Robert Rodriguez?
I did not know that. I’m fucking there.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
You better make sure no one else is in the theater.
They frown on that sort of behavior.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm not worried about it.
I keep my socks on.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
i had absolutely no idea
that the president of nigeria is named goodluck jonathan.
fascinating.
hey swisher...........you know.
Nothing interesting happened....
Just a few people having too many Mountain Dews and posting 80+ times each.
They touched me where it hurts most... - Ozzie
OT... can the White Sox just cut Lillibridge and sign Lebron for 20 mil per year?
We’re not using our bench anyways. Hell.. cut Williams too and fill that spot with one of the guys from LeBron’s crew.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2010 12:11 PM CDT reply actions
Come on now, you should know by now LeBron can't make more than 16.7 million in his first contract year.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm recommending the Bulls sign him for 16.7 million
And the White Sox sign him for another 20 million.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
and the Fire send him 10k
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
by BoeJouma on Jun 30, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tom Ricketts should sell the Cubs and give James 900 million.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
No salary cap in baseball.
I like your thinking. And just think of all the home run balls he’ll pull back from going over the fence. He has to have a better arm than Pierre. And can you imagine him breaking up a double play? I’d get out of his way.
Adam Dunn
I’m probably in the minority here, but I don’t think acquiring Dunn would help the Sox enough for it to be worth giving up one of our few respectable prospects. I think the Sox will either make the playoffs or not based primariy on their pitching. Don’t see how a few extra home runs and tons of extra strikeouts would help the Sox win many games.
What I’d rather see happen is Ozzie just stop playing Kotsay every game just because we’re facing a righty. Batting AJP sixth is enough balance to make sure we never send up more than three righties in a row. I’d rather have a righty like Viciedo/AJones batting 7th or 8th in the DH spot. It would also be nice to see Jones get more than one start per week to see if he can’t get hot again.
by Wayne Nordhagen on Jun 30, 2010 12:57 PM CDT reply actions
four different teams have been waiting four season for andruw jones to get hot again.
maybe it’s time to just realize that it’s not going happen.
Agreed. Should've sold high after this first week or two :)
And this is ridiculous. Dunn would make this team significantly better. Enough to get us to the upper 80’s, low 90’s in wins? Doubt it, but he’d be one step in the right direction.
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
i drink during the day sometimes too, larry!
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
jones
He was arguably our best hitter for a few weeks, then he went cold and Ozzie benched him like he was Lillibridge. Even if he just produces in spurts, it’s better than Kotsay barely producing at all. It is possible that he could be something in between a middle of the order hitter and a last resort bench option. You can’t expect anyone to produce though when they only play once a week.
by Wayne Nordhagen on Jun 30, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Dunn is paid what he's worth
so he’ll be relatively inexpensive from a prospect perspective. And he’ll instantly be the best hitter on the team. If it goes down by the halfway mark, it would be the equivalent of having signed Thome at the beginning of the season.
Fireworks: Bang?
SHOULD be relatively inexpensive.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
the nats sound like it with dunn. re: merkin
Washington GM Mike Rizzo on trading Adam Dunn in an interview on ESPN 1000 Chicago: "For us to move him will be very painful and it will probably be very very painful for the team that wants to acquire him.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
wait, you mean someone is attempting anchor expectations in a negotiation.
kindly give me a moment to remove myself from the floor.
the problem
for the white sox, is that they aren’t exactly a buyer’s dream. the selection of prospects is weak. the level of prospect that should get dunn is like a morel plus like an A ball pitcher with upside. problem is that the nationals don’t need a 3B at all. so you then have to offer flowers or a hodge podge of lesser prospects. the former is too much. the latter is not something i’d take from the white sox.
yeah about now would be when we'd normally trade
whatever hot shot pitching prospect came out of nowhere.
Fireworks: Bang?
but also
Morel should be able to play anywhere on the infield, so I’m not sure if that’s such a worrisome point.
Fireworks: Bang?
I kinda like Morel
honestly, I’d like to see some smaller, important moves made before the Dunn move. The Nats aren’t forced to move him. If we make some improvements, say, another 2 wins or so in trades, then I’d say go for Dunn. He’ll likely cost the most out of the rentals we’re looking at, right? Or Fielder?
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
i would very much like to keep morel.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
What else would we improve?
Q has decided he’s going to be a major league baseball player again. Our pitching is as good as it’s going to get. Teahen will come back at some point, if Beckham still can’t play, he’ll go to third and Vizquel goes to 2B. Or Viciedo continues to not suck and plays third, in any case the infield isn’t the problem it looked to be a couple weeks ago.
DH is our biggest hole by far, the other problems are relatively manageable with the roster we have. We aren’t getting a new LF or catcher, so that’s out.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
When Teahen comes back
he or Q can DH (with the other in RF)
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jun 30, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
No....When Teahen gets back, he will be assaulted in the night in his hotel room by the rest of the team with soap-weighted towels.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If Ozzie puts Teahen back at 3B
he’s the one that deserves this treatment.
Or Kenny for signing/extending him.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jun 30, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
White Sox Baseball: Our gun is for fun.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
if it worked for getting fatty to stop it with the gut-churning 9th innings, it'll work for teabag
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 30, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Who said that?
Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT all Teahen Believers until you fucking die. I’ll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
hahahaha
Greened.
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
by chisoxfan1473 on Jun 30, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
he sux in right too
this was a horrible move by kw and co. they threw good money after bad. even adding teahen to a stupid offer of two players for one making it 3 to 1 wouldnt help. i dont know how the sox will ever rid themselves of him w/o taking a serious hit in the wallet
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me break down your reply, and use it against you to argue against your point:
Q has decided he’s going to be a major league baseball player again
How do we know this to be true? He showed some flashes last year, too, before getting hurt and becoming ineffective.
Teahen will come back at some point, if Beckham still can’t play, he’ll go to third and Vizquel goes to 2B
Teahen can not play 3B. He can’t. No, just NO. In your scenario, Teahen plays 3B and Omar plays 2B. By definition, that requires an upgrade.
Or Viciedo continues to not suck and plays third, in any case the infield isn’t the problem it looked to be a couple weeks ago.
Now you may be on to something: Viciedo at 3B. That’s quite a roll of the dice, no? The kid struck out at a ridiculous pace in the minors, and he’s still raw. The best case scenario I can realistically see is he and Omar splitting 3B duty, and that means some combo of Teahen, Beckham, and Omar are playing 2B. Not good.
DH is our biggest hole by far, the other problems are relatively manageable with the roster we have. We aren’t getting a new LF or catcher, so that’s out.
Why can’t we get a new LF or catcher? Putting in Lucy/Castro/Flowers might net us a half win or so over a full season of AJ/Castro, wouldn’t you agree? And why can’t we get a LF? Pierre can go to the bench as a utility OF role that he is more suited to. As for DH, Quentin is our DH. At least, he should be. That means we can use a RF. Dunn is a liability in RF, so he needs to be DHing, but splitting time with he and Q in the field/DH duties would still improve the team.
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
point to add:
Putting in Lucy/Castro/Flowers might net us a half win or so over a full season of AJ/Castro, wouldn’t you agree?
Disagree. AJ is very likely the best hitter in that group and probably not a bad enough defender for it to matter. The issue is that he’s relatively expensive and replaceable, not that he’s a worse option.
In any case, I don’t see another OF because this team has like 6. Infield and DH is where the help is probably going because it has actual roster flexibility there. Teahen, Pierre, Kotsay and Jones are all OF without much to do. Only Jones doesn’t have less than a mil and a half committed to him.
Fireworks: Bang?
Your last point.
Is hard for me to swallow, but there it is. You’re likely right. I wish they’d just cut their losses and try to get something for them. Now likely, though. Million(s) invested is a lot to just throw away after getting only a half season from them.
While Kenny is proud, he is bold, and he may say he’s had enough and DFA Kotsay, Jones, and move Pierre. That’d be great, huh?
But I disagree on the catching situation. I think moving AJ and starting the pair of Flowers/Castro/Lucy would net us half a win, give or take, the rest of the way. The defense plays a large part of that, but I’m also high on two of those abilities’ to put together better offense than AJ.
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Not* likely, though
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I know we have a shit leadoff guy now but,
If we DFA JP, who leads off? coughscottypodscough
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Alexei? Dejesus?
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd more vehemently disagree with you on the catcher point
but the projection systems think Flowers has a decent shot. Even still, I’d be very surprised if Flowers were able to hack it at this level. And Castro isn’t going to out-hit AJ.
Fireworks: Bang?
you presume a bit too much about the nationals' sophistication.
but, in any event, they have desmond and espinosa, too. they don’t need a 2B, or a SS if that’s what you’re implying.
If he's the best prospect they get offered
Wouldn’t they just take him and accept having two guys at one spot for now until they can move one? It seems silly if that’s the best they get offered, to turn it down just because they have another guy there.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah i guess this is more to the point
they’ll have a few offers to choose from and there’s not necessarily any reason they’d take morel given other choices.
Fireworks: Bang?
i guess if that made it clearer, good.
but my initial point about the lack of selection in the white sox system is the key. most teams can offer multiple players, usually from multiple positions, at a value level and thus can give the nationals options. the white sox really can’t do that.
Thought you were pretty clear the first time.
Having said that, I miss the days where folks would suggest a combo of Jones and Kotsay for Dunn. I always enjoyed the fun that followed.
Sounds like the most awesome trade in the world to me.
If not a bit lopsided.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahaha. Maybe it'll entice them.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
rofl
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
maybe we need the plus minus system brought back
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
I agree whole-heartedly
I was ravaged on the game thread for saying I didn’t want Adam Dunn. Glad to see intelligent people do visit this site.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jun 30, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont want adam dunn for 3 months.
id rather have him for 3 years.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
and even then, fuck dunn, lets get fielder
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
If you want Fielder, get a job and go to more games.
He’s not going to pay for himself.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
It was dumb when you said it then,
and it’s still dumb now.
"Strangely, Christ is a closeted homosexual…" - winningugly
yeah talk about fucking genius
the kind of thinking that got us into this mess in the first place. most teams win 15 of 16 and they end up in first place. not the white sox.
Fireworks: Bang?
Oh I think he'd be quite an upgrade
Especially in a division where 163s seem common. In any event.
tweet- washingnats
I was also inforned that #Nats GM Mike Rizzo never talked to #Whitesox GM Kenny Williams about Adam Dunn.
"Officially off strike...."
I MISS JIM THOME. They were best buds...
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 1:40 PM CDT reply actions
not ozzies fault.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Wait what?
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Chain of command:
Ownership > GM > Manager
"Strangely, Christ is a closeted homosexual…" - winningugly
I agree that they're all responsible,
But it’s still Ozzies fault (as well as JRs and KWs). He was given the final decision, and he made it.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
he didnt have the final decision.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
He didn't need Thome.
Couldn’t find him enough PAs.
FOG.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
i mean, i understand the man is a fucking tard
and want a different manager, but it wasnt his fault we didnt get thome (or an adequate dh). thats on williams/hahn/jerry. had we gotten thomer and ozzie didnt get him enough pa’s, THEN itd be FOGs fault
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Yeah, but...
It’s ultimately KW’s decision, but KW deferred to Ozzie. I blame both, though I still don’t mind Williams as the GM. I am starting to mind Ozzie as the skipper, though. That’s just me.
I’m surprised that this hasn’t been brought up before.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Archives- They Exist.
Do you think, that with all the eternal discussion and minutia-scrubbing commentary, that this was not addressed back when it happened?
You neophyte! :)
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I was about to say...
There’s no way…
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
sh.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
by Uribe Down on Jun 30, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Godammit.
I hate this damn site.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, Mr. "Joined April 2010"....
Watch those Whoooosh’s….
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
TP was fast-tracked.
Watch out for his sophomore slump though.
"Strangely, Christ is a closeted homosexual…" - winningugly
by RWShow on Jun 30, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was my first one, actually.
But point taken.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
fuck it TP, whoosh away
don’t let “Dr. Aug ’09” tell you how to whoosh.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 30, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
Dr. August ’09? He seems… older.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Speak Up, ya whippersnapper!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
NWU grads age like shit.
fun fact: reinsdorf is actually only about 37
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 30, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but we can buy and sell U of I grads like candy.
Who was a sweet girl, if I recall.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
And they never miss a chance to point this out.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 30, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry- could you repeat that?
I wasnt listening- I was trying to think of a rhyme for the word “Pretentious”
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
pfftt..... who can't?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 30, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I just didn't appreciate the enthusiasm,
With witch the ‘whosh’ was administered.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Had to be loud and enthusiastic.
Being directed at two people.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Maybe I was secretly a double whoosher.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
My point was the great debate on the subject occured prior to your joining.
So, it made sense that you would be all “funny it hasn’t come up” I freely admit to having missed the sarcasm light, obviously.
Too many ’ooooooo’s, though.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
is exactly what your mother was saying last night...
I think, anyway. could have been something else.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Trebek is the celebrity whom I would most like to have attend my funeral.
Add a touch of class to the event.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Turd Ferguson?
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Tough shit. Man up.
WHOSH!
You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon
Who erroneously stared 'whosh'ing again?
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I stared right at it.
You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon
FOG all the same.
Definitely his fault, as well as the others.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh boy, here we go. A chicken and egg conversation.
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
By definition, JR had to provide him with the opportunity to be
the last say. If you don’t have the last say by default, then you don’t have the actual last say.
Fireworks: Bang?
Your logic makes sense...
But Ozzie made the decision, and the front office went along with it. So by all acounts they’re all guilty.
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what I'm saying.
It’s Ozzies fault, it’s JRs fault, and it’s KWs fault. But Ozzie definitely shares the blame.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
We should have a discussion on this.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 30, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Pierre LF, Vizquel SS, Rios RF, Konerko 1B, Quentin RF, Kotsay DH, Pierzynski C, Viciedo 3B, Beckham 2B.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
I've always said this would be the best strategy.
Rios and Quentin could talk about how to show everyone else on the team while on D, while JP could cover LF and CF, cuz he’s so FAST. That’s why we got him, right? For his ‘lengendary’ speed?
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
*everyone else on the team how to hit, while on D,
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Half-Off Tickets for Angels series
Same deal as last time, use promo code “ZOO”
fanshot’d as well
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Jun 30, 2010 3:20 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
wasnt monday already 1/2 off?
"Stop with all that home run talk. We win without them."-Darrin Jackson
Yeah. Promotion only for the 6th-8th.
I hate that there are only three Monday home games this year.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
bill plaschke is fucking retarded
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
at least he has a sense of humor
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Dayan's nickname:
Along the lines of his Latin translation, maybe Julius Eater?
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Eh....I like Cuban Tank and Brown Bear better than that.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I say we call him COUGAR!
Figure it out…. As I think about it, I like it way more than Brown Bear.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Where did Cougar come from?
I’m totally lost on these nicknames.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Cougar Bait maybe
but Cougar? esplane dis one
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 30, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
convoluted, but:
Dayan
Jackin Dayan
Jack and Dianne
John Mellencamp
John Cougar Mellencamp
Johnny Cougar
Cougar.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa not a stretch at all not even a little bit nope
ITHOUGHTGAZELLEWASGOOD -Trooper
by homesickalien on Jun 30, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
There once was a band called John Cougar Concentration Camp.
True story.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Compelling and Rich.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Let's settle this with a Fanpost poll
What are the nominations?
Jackin’ Dayan
Brown Bear
Cuban Tank
Cuban Pimp
Any others?
Other suggestions were random latin translations.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Also I'd like to throw in "Vicky D" for consideration.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Jackin' Dayan a John Mellencamp reference
or something he does to relieve stress?
"They're a bunch of choir boys that I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole with." - Sun-Times reporter Joe Cowley on the lack of toughness of the 2010 White Sox
he's cuban. if he's not playing baseball, what else could he do for fun?
by larry on Jun 30, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I read yesterday that Raul Castro was actually going to allow Cubans to make improvements
and modifications to their houses. The gov’t wouldn’t endorse any of these, though.
So maybe he could build some roofs? :)
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
"the executive office is held on a rotating basis determined by a non-binding referendum"
Therefore- the poll means nothing! It is a decision made by the collective unconscious. It will just be- we cant pick it, it gets picked for us.
Besides, it is Cougar!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Eat my Nietzsche.
which, surprisingly enough, is what Cougar calls his bat.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jun 30, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
While that makes sense,
I still choose to acknowledge it as a big pile of garbage. Also I hate “Cougar”.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Hot Fyre
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
I still prefer the tank though
goes with the Cuban Missle
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
The five greatest hitters in history:
Dayan. Dayan. Dayan. Dayan. And Dayan.
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2010 5:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
...Are you going to make this poll or not?
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jun 30, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
So I tried to scroll through but raced to the bottom
I don’t see any news of signing Dunn. Get it done, stop quibbling.
"But this streak goes to eleven"
Done, and Dunn.
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean, I wish
"...It was then I noticed the burning bus full of nuns, blind people, and small children falling over the precipice into the shark and barracuda infested water below" - U-God
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 30, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Over, Over.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jun 30, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone had the nickname right last week
Vidi edo – latin translation " I came, I ate" it’s perfect
by Dick Allen's batting helmet on Jun 30, 2010 6:34 PM CDT reply actions
Originally a typo, brought to life by craigws....
ITHOUGHTGAZELLEWASGOOD -Trooper
by homesickalien on Jun 30, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It is what the pope said when he saw Tokyo.
Goodnight – Tip your waitress!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 1, 2010 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recommended FanPosts
Recent FanPosts
FanShots
Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.
Recent FanShots
In Association With
Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports
- Please hold: Indians’ Joe Smith jumps the gun on relief appearance
- Local radio host honors Cubs’ Tony Campana with parody song
- Roy Halladay bobblehead with glove on wrong hand selling on MLB.com
- Will Smith shows why making your big-league debut at Yankee Stadium is less than ideal
- Steinbrenners selling the Yankees? Family denies New York Daily News report
