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B.S.* S.S.S. Fantasy Baseball Update


*Before Strasburg

Checking my inbox for the first time in days and I see a fantasy update from Dr. Emilio Lizardo, reminding me I havent updated the standings in a couple weeks. A quick check of the CBS league and I am reminded I need to pay more attention in SSSUFS when I see my lead has been slashed to 20. Good thing the Strasburg era starts for me tomorrow, I expect to get back all 100+ points of my lead with his CG 27 strikeout performance. Matt Weiters and my undying loyalty to Bacon has opened the door and Ed Farmer has come barging in. Another thing Ed Farmer hates: the Flyers.

"I hate the Flyers" - Ed Farmer, Saturday June 5th, 670 the score.

Rank Team Batting Pitching Total Dif Behind
1 DirtySouthSide 898.9 1074.3 1973.2 168.2 0.0
2 Ed Farmer Hates Your Golf Course 890.0 1062.2 1952.2 195.6 21.0
3 Fightin' Illini 1072.9 799.0 1871.8 170.4 101.4
4 Burgerlicious 950.9 853.8 1804.7 210.8 168.5
5 Chicks Dig Long Balls 945.4 713.8 1659.2 194.5 314.1
6 My son is also named Bort 859.5 779.1 1638.6 145.2 334.7
7 24 Letter Alphabet 960.0 665.9 1625.8 151.9 347.4
8 Nation of Domination 972.3 638.5 1610.8 178.6 362.5
9 Half Newson 898.2 598.3 1496.5 201.5 476.7
10 Catbird Seat 736.9 746.5 1483.3 146.7 489.9
11 Teutonic Shingo 733.5 731.5 1465.0 140.6 508.3
12 U-God 897.4 545.0 1442.4 170.2 530.8
13 Alexei's Tapeworm 935.0 418.1 1353.2 90.6 620.1
14 Paul Con Air Co. 693.4 458.4 1151.8 0.0 821.5

I havent been paying much attention to the SSS yahoo league recently either, but fortunately last week I played T-Dogg and his starting ss Jimmy Rollins so it didnt matter much. Really T? You even have ss eligible Zobrist manning the OF. I think you are trying too hard with all that chasing white tail and what not. Don't you know white bitches love dudes that are good at fantasy baseball? The Intimidators remain undefeated in weekly play.

Big Hurt Division
1.   e-gus Intimidators 81-35-10 .683 - 9-4-1 2 19
5.   TheGhostsOfTomJoad 61-57-8 .516 21 8-6-0 8 26
11.   Team Hazy 42-62-22 .421 33 3-8-3 12 18
12.   Option27 45-66-15 .417 33.5 7-7-0 7 13
Baines Division
2.   Autopicking To 1st 70-45-11 .599 - 8-6-0 6 14
4.   Ball Busters 62-52-12 .540 7.5 9-4-1 9 17
6.   Pedrophile Moustache 57-54-15 .512 11 8-3-3 1 4
8.   Put Me in Coach 54-64-8 .460 17.5 4-9-1 5 7
Bacon Division
3.   Hawkgasm 60-60-6 .500 - 6-8-0 10 18
7.   KenWo 61-62-3 .496 0.5 7-7-0 3 8
9.   usualsuspect 51-67-8 .437 8 6-8-0 11 29
10.   furb's naturals 46-66-14 .421 10 4-9-1 4 1

 

And again thanks to the good doctor for the sss part duex update. I expect OLD's team to take off now that she is unemployed and can give her fantasy squad the proper time it needs, watch out boys:

Rank

  Team W-L-T Pct GB Last Week Waiver Moves
Division 1
3.   The Drunks 62-56-8 .524 - 8-5-1 8 15
7.   Leapin Lizzardos 59-57-10 .508 2 6-7-1 3 30
10.   Panthers 45-71-10 .397 16 2-10-2 9 13
11.   Ghost of Mike Caruso 44-70-12 .397 16 2-10-2 6 23
Division 2
2.   Fightin Illini 67-49-10 .571 - 10-2-2 12 16
5.   Hang Whiffem 63-52-11 .544 3.5 5-8-1 11 19
6.   Slapping the Bass 65-59-2 .524 6 11-3-0 2 1
8.   Bull Runners 58-56-12 .508 8 2-11-1 1 23
Division 3
1.   SacksPackedW/Sox 74-39-13 .639 - 11-2-1 10 6
4.   Boys on the dock 64-53-9 .544 12 7-6-1 7 11
9.   OneLoyalDawg 53-62-11 .464 22 10-2-2 4 5
12.   Aisle 4 Cleanups 44-74-8 .381 32.5 3-11-0 5 -

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