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Around SBN: What If This Is It For The Celtics? End Of An Era Looming

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Because larry's last post should be free from complaints about Berman

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PAULIE, PAULIE. PAULIE.

(Hey, Chris,how’s the desert? We’d still rather have Rios, sorry.)

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

how not green this?

you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM

by e-gus on Jul 12, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Erin is HOT.

Sorry. I have to say it.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

I haven’t read anything other than the email though…

Post a fanshot, I’ll give an endorsement when I actually read it

by The Cheat on Jul 12, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

thanx cheat…it was really hard to talk shit in that thread…

allsyallsmomsabigfatbitch

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 12, 2010 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU WTGTD

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 12, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

this feels oddly refreshing

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 12, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like Summer's Eve.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

This I like.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 12, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

i will pretend this didn't happen.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like homerunz

Off to watch teh Derby.

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 6:54 PM CDT reply actions  

if i ever own a horse that races in the Kentucky Derby

im naming her homerunz

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 12, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know whether to be honored or amused that you would actually use that.

Can I be both?

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

you can be whatever you want

thats the cool thing about the intrawebz

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 12, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Are you serious?

Tdogg is militant. He has not trimmed since the Panthers were relevant.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

fucking adam vinatieri

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 12, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I recommend the full lineage of this sub-thread.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 12, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Where the heck is Juan Pierre?

The party doesn’t start until he starts cracking jacks

"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."

-Ozzie Guillen

by Nick Costanza on Jul 12, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh Mondays...

"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."

-Ozzie Guillen

by Nick Costanza on Jul 12, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's one of those kind of parties?

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 12, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah, train.

did you guys know that “drops of Jupiter” was th most played song on the radio during 2000-2010? it’s pretty much the theme song of american dentist’s offices.

and why is he dressed like that? old rock stars should not try to dress “cool.”

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Sorry, I dig the song.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

you would

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 12, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

With my kid on my knee,

tough to resist.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't have to apologize to me

I bought the record. in fairness, I was 12. It was my first non-weird al purchase.

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by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

This one goes out to the Boss!

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here’s a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

It’s a fact – I’m a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
’Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 13, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Too good for the Space Jam soundtrack?

Or too young?

White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man

by KarkoviceIsHawt on Jul 12, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

a lot of my friends had it

it was no weird al

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by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

good ol weird al

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 12, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's your horoscope for todayyyy

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Vishnu?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

FNS!

My 7 year old knows he is an asshole. BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I bet it is.

It’s CA. Wait an hour. Traffic.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

hadn't looked at the traffic map yet. fuck me.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 12, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

already back on the left coast?

thanks for the tailgating again, btw

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 12, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, had a flight the next evening.

no worries, thanks for stopping by with reinforcements afterward too. the beer had to disappear that night and that mission was a resounding success.

hope your sister and your friends had fun too. i was pretty drink when everything wrapped up.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 12, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

likewise

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 12, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bo knows calories.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

glad to see him

the way people talk about him, i thought he was dead

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by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

so who you guys got?

i’m rooting for the improbable chris young victory

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by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

David "The Needle" Ortiz

"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."

-Ozzie Guillen

by Nick Costanza on Jul 12, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

miggy

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 12, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that didn't quite work for you

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 12, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummmmm

nm holiday

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops.

Glad hesucked. He’s on my fantasy team (currently leading our division – ahem). Don’t need him fatigued.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for the following

Miguel Cabrera to mess up his swing.

Nick Swisher to pull a Brandon Inge…AND mess up his swing.

BACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACK….GONE!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 12, 2010 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Shoot the tires out, Lou!

Uh, chief…it’s a tank.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — IT'S A JEEP THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

by UribeAuction on Jul 12, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 12, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

opens satellite

This is a list of MLB players!

yes… lets put that away now

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 12, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha ha

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/419090-this-time-mark-mcgwire-should-make-way-for-roger-maris

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 13, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wells not much of a damn sight better, is he?

Pressure. It builds diamonds and folds up folks like a cheap card table.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that's why you always leave a note.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not going so well in the first round is it?

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

So where are the home runs in this derby?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

whatever

let me know when the small ball bunt-off is starting

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by billyok on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I prefer the "throw so hard your lat flies off the bone" competition.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sullivan:
Drinking game idea: one Coors Light for every Cabrera home run. One Stone Russian Imperial Stout for every Corey Hart home run. And one case of Old Rasputin for every time Chris Young makes contact. Alas, it’s too late for those of us watching live. Which also works as a stand-alone sentence.

http://www.sbnation.com/2010/7/12/1566460/2010-home-run-derby-mlb-vernon-wells

Chicago White Sox Examiner — IT'S A JEEP THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

by UribeAuction on Jul 12, 2010 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Guess I'm rooting for Hart then

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 12, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Corey Hart

You gotta have Hart!

"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."

-Ozzie Guillen

by Nick Costanza on Jul 12, 2010 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck chris berman.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 12, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Hypothetical

corey hart wins home run derby:

does it hurt trade value?

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

a-rod is bored

or suddenly blind and trying to figure out what’s happening

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by billyok on Jul 12, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Drunk.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

why do they have a catcher there?

couldn’t they just use like a pitchback or even nothing?

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Thar be the homerunz

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

That bat looks positively miniscule in Hart's hands.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Bartender...

On the rocks

"If A.J. is not on your team, you hate him. If A.J. is on your team, you hate him less."

-Ozzie Guillen

by Nick Costanza on Jul 12, 2010 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice torque.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not in physics class

Enough math already!

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Stupidity

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes busy

leading the league in fun

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

They should have the Gold Glove outfielders trying to rob the hitters of homers with highlight reel catches

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's what i'm saying

at least push the other little shits out of the way and catch the ball

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by billyok on Jul 12, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe they can help out in right four days a week.

How many nine year olds make a Q?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats like ten Bacon Brigades

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 12, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now you're just keeping up with the Jones.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many Lil Bridges?

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are in your element here, BOK.

Rec’d.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Literally on fire the past few days.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's doing this from the burn unit?

Even more impressive.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, the burn unit is for when the fire is extinguished.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

hopefully that's the last we have to see of that fuck.

i was hoping he would foul 10 balls off of his foot. oh well.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 12, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I was hoping he'd foul ten feet off his balls.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 for swishy nicky

we may have another round of him

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by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit

Holliday crushed one of those- espn said 497

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

FMH.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do believe the Qslam yesterday was 505.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That appears way close to Islam.

I am afraid.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

REQ

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 12, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heard it wrong on the radio.

Hit tracker says 406. Same thing, really.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

505, right?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Media guide says 504

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

The ones from 2008?

464 on 6/4/08 against KC

461 for the one-game playoff on 9/30/08

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jumping the shark,

your ESPN.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looking at Papi's spikes

I am reminded of the immortal words of Rod Tidwell:

“Fuck Reebok.”

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

not showing any sign of nervousness

what a brave man

it’s a fucking home run derby, morgan, you shitmouth

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by billyok on Jul 12, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

He should be nervous because the JDL is massing in Burbank,

about to invade since Youkilis deserves to be there in his stead.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Olney:

<blockquoteHeard this: Would-be free agent Adam Dunn has just about lost interest in working out a long-term deal with the Nationals (more)>

http://twitter.com/Buster_ESPN/status/18391339698

by 815Sox on Jul 12, 2010 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

whoops
Heard this: Would-be free agent Adam Dunn has just about lost interest in working out a long-term deal with the Nationals (more)

by 815Sox on Jul 12, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's next?

Losing his aversion to DHing in the AL?

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 12, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

To right field?

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

So the Special Olympians are playing OF?

Looks like “The Ringer” outtakes tonight.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

DUMBASS

all your friends back home saw that!

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by billyok on Jul 12, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

OT: Anyone who has been bitching about the lack of national media attention see this?
The Chicago White Sox are just playing magnificent baseball right now, and they didn’t lose at all last week, sweeping both the Angels and the Royals. The White Sox have won nine of their last 10 games and 25 of their last 30. There isn’t a team on the planet hotter than the South Side Sox, and they leapfrogged the Yankees to take the top spot.

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/07/12/mlb-power-rankings-white-sox-on-rise/

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Still nice to see

Especially coupled with “Maybe the Twins should move back indoors, because it appears they’re wilting in the summer heat of Minnesota.”

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 12, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

While I love seeing the Sox on the top,

Power rankings should have some relation to record. I would’ve gladly taken 5th to 10th or something. But hey, go sox

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hi Ricky Bobby!

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

FWF.

Where is your adolescent baseball movie, Will? Huh? Hater. You’ll do skating, soccer, basketball, and car racing. Where is the love?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I liked when he calls Ditka "Juice Box guy".

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

football either.

he brings you what you cant get elsewhere.

by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

the swish

is on the verge of sweet, sweet elimination

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

He's finished

Holliday is 4th now with 5

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 12, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he was my kid I would cut him

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone please take these announcers out the park

and shoot them

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 12, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Shut up, Farrell. You're not funny.

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 12, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

NO, YOU GO TO HELL,

AND WHILE YOU’RE THERE WHY DON’T YOU GET ME A JUIC BOX!

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont know that Carey stuff was funny

"it’s over, tdogg.

no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry

by Tdogg on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOUR HAT IS FUNNY.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’ve heard better.

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like Harry Caray?

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pat Foley does a good Caray impression

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 12, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want more Santo impressions.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a simple question norm,

If the moon were made of spare ribs, would you eat it?

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

He sounded strangely sober

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frank Zappa and Ted Nugent never drank or used drugs.

Weird.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I find that incredible too.

I find it really hard to believe Ted Nugent never drank or did drugs. Mofo was nuts. Still is nuts.

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Makes the lyrics of "Journey to the Center of the Mind"

pretty ironic

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 12, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought zappa drank,

just didn’t do drugs. in his autobiography he says something like he tried weed, he just hated it, but he said if he liked it he would’ve been a pothead. also smoked cigs like a fiend

Why is this brainless, legless drunk still on my TV?-RWShow

by soxshenanigans on Jul 12, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...
Q: Do you have a drug problem?
A: Yes, with coffee.
Q: With coffee???
A: I’m an absolutely sober person. I don’t consume alcohol. I don’t smoke weed. But I drink gallons of coffee.

http://www.ineedcoffee.com/00/zappa/

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

well there you have it

Why is this brainless, legless drunk still on my TV?-RWShow

by soxshenanigans on Jul 12, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

my old neighbor in Laurel Canyon...

…weed cloud over the zappa compound was comparable to June gloom. Maybe it was just Dweezil and Moon Unit. Both nice kids, BTW.

by RoyEgan on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

BULLSHIT...

really? didnt he write 200 Motels? i want an autopsy

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 13, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

assholes, i'm just here to pimp my movie

i’m not here to work.

just saw the trailer for that btw, i think i’m gonna dig marky mark bringing the silly funny.

by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also want to see "Dinner with Schmucks".

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

This sentence is win!

The fact you threw in Depends randomly when referring to WU makes it all the better

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

It looks like it could be pretty funny.

But did they base an entire movie off of a line that Wahlberg had in The Departed?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

What line?

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Random guy at the stakeout: "Who are you?"

Wahlberg: “I’m the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy!”

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

“Say hi to your mother for me, ok?”

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 13, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

JUICE!

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Aw, screw it.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm catching what you're throwing down. I think.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 12, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry1tNGC6npg

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll Woosh myself

Never saw Kicking and Screaming

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 12, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

thatta boy will

make those espn people uncomfortable!

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by billyok on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Has Reggie Jackson shrunk by about a foot?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay Old Spice commercial

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 12, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

heres what i need to happen:

Cabrera and Hart eliminated this round. They’re so important to my fantasy team i dont want them hurting themselves out there.

by SSHitman on Jul 12, 2010 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah thats true.

im a traitor i guess i should be stoned for even thinking that. :-(

by SSHitman on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

in fact...

i didnt have any tigers or twins on the team till the beginning of june when it seemed the sox couldnt get their shit together, thats when i picked up valverde and cabrera in a steal of a trade… now i wish I hadnt ugh!!!

by SSHitman on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

high fives for douchebags snagging baseballs from children

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Doing More on Defense.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

same douchebag!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

boomer, santa barbara isn't in that direction.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I traded an underperforming minor league Hanley Ramirez

shortly after the Red Sox did in my keeper league.

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

ooh!

jon hamm in the softball game?! I’m in

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Hes going to be drinking a glass of whisky in the field.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pete?

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 12, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gypsy.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what ths training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Natalie Wood > Erin Andrews.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 13, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

false. natalie's sideline reporting at the america's cup was terrible.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 13, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i dont think the > refers to her body of work

just her body

you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM

by e-gus on Jul 13, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too soon.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 13, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's cold blooded

Rec’d

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

False.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 13, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aaand I need you now toniiight!

I fuckin’ need you more… THAN EVAH!

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He's on my team, too.

If you know what I mean.

I’m talking about a fantasy.

Baseball team.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I cut him after a month because he wasnt hitting enough.

so i guess it was a bad break up?

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 12, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is this, the ground rule double derby?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

kotsay would win that

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 12, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

With AJ taking the GIDP Derby honors?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 12, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

is hart amish?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

quackquackquackquackquackquack

over the moon Alice!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 12, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Did Joe Morgan shrink?

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

holy shit somebody take away the fake bake from that man

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

F'in steroids

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's as bad as santo!

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 12, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Santa still has a lap. Key dif.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 12, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

"aww, how could he lose the ball in the sun! he's from near mexico!"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 12, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

cheat, wiz, whoever.

I accidentally clicked on a sponser and “hawaiiansomethingorother.com is a known attack site, please click such and such to redirect you from this harmful website”. No bullshit.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 12, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

how would you like your homerun?

“on the rocks” – berman, voice of a generation.

by SSHitman on Jul 12, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

no one is worse than joe morgan though

“This team hits a lot of home runs, but doesn’t score a lot of runs.” What do you mean joe, you mean the player never makes it around the bases? Wtf?

by SSHitman on Jul 12, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they need to revise the derby next year.

Pitch to the two finalists at the same time. Maybe have two plates. See who can be the first to hit 10 homeruns

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

finalists should pitch to each other

if someone gets injured, well too bad, that’s the risk you take

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by billyok on Jul 12, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like this.

Instead, have the AL/NL starters throw to them

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly you've played 'The Bigs".

Where prince fielder is the best power hitter.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thome's no doubters make me miss him that much more.

Also, the fact that Dye has a legendary glove is hilarious.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 13, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

wait, are they gonna televise the softball game at all?

i really liked the one in 2003 when Dean Cain carried the southside hitmen over the go-go sox

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 12, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

this day is ruined.

tuli kupferberg has died.
fug.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 12, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh man

So NYC they were.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never watched the softball game before

This is pretty funny.

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Everyone's gone and this is the best part

I wonder if there’s a new thread for the softball game? Well I’m not checking

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by billyok on Jul 12, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I have it on good authority that Freddy Garcia is spending his all-star break partying in Vegas

you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM

by e-gus on Jul 12, 2010 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

needs new threadage

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Steinbrenner dead?

Power rankings putting the Sox ahead must have done him in.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 13, 2010 8:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Yes.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/baseball/steinbrenner-dead-at-80/article1638149/

"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program...It injects demand into the economy... It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (7/1/10) – God help us.

by tailgater on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow, i had to double check that because the earlier report was not verified (initially a serious heart attack)

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

turned out to be quite serious.

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Jul 13, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

JR will buy the team and trade all players for cash considerations!

Except FNS. We have plans for him….

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

After he delivers the hysterically funny eulogy

"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program...It injects demand into the economy... It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (7/1/10) – God help us.

by tailgater on Jul 13, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Leading the league in FUN!!!

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 13, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Mr. Steinbrenner was doing just fine...

…until he was told how much he was paying me! Hi yo!"

(Ba dum bum).

Thank you! You’ve been a great audience! Be sure to tip your pallbearers on the way out.

"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program...It injects demand into the economy... It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (7/1/10) – God help us.

by tailgater on Jul 13, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

well, death comes in threes

he better watch his ass.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 13, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh boy, that's sad.

rough week for the yankees.

This is not early panic, it’s continued disgust with a situation we didn’t like to begin with. - Grinder in Training

by Jack M on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed..

At least they have been prepared for this, with the son running the team already.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

FNS as Pall(O'Neil)bearer

Wonder if Steinbrenner’s dead body will be paraded around the five burroughs in a glass bubble like they did for Abe Lincoln in civil times. Probably. Hope they bury him somewhere where I can piss on his grave.

by Rhubarb on Jul 13, 2010 10:23 AM CDT reply actions  

too soon

you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM

by e-gus on Jul 13, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tragedy + Time (2 hours) = Comedy

"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program...It injects demand into the economy... It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (7/1/10) – God help us.

by tailgater on Jul 13, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bleed Cubbie Blue fuckwit city is over there

You only make yourself look like an asshole by disrespecting the dead right after they die.

You’d shit yourself and eat the shit and love it if your team had an owner that invested with abandon in his team the way George did.

Fuck Nick Swisher.

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by billyok on Jul 13, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lighten up dude.

I disrespected him before he was dead too. He had shitty overbearing personality & needlessly micro-managed. He had a strong hand in the ridiculous proliferation of free-agency. Anyone who could have a 14-feud with Yogi Berra, is a jagoff in my book, dead or not.

by Rhubarb on Jul 13, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

“What?! I’m fertilizing his grave. Lighten up, everybody!”

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by billyok on Jul 13, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh steiny

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 13, 2010 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

and then signed FNS?

probly

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

makes you kinda hope an sss'er doesnt do your eulogy huh

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 13, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Even though it's far from black and white

it’s more satisfying when the team I root for earns their championships rather than buying them.

I guess what I hate about the Yankees (and by extension Steinbrenner) the most is buying up quality ballplayers and then idling them so nobody else can have them. It’s just not “sporting”.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 13, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Since they "come in threes"

And Kupferberg and Steinbrenner are both “representing” (at least) NYC, who’s next?

Woody?
FNS?

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 13, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought Bob Sheppard completed the triumvirate

Swisher is safe….for now

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 13, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow yeah. forgot

Weird NYC triumverate, no?

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 13, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

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