This Gamethread Is On Target As Sox Open Baseball's Second Semester
Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Jul 15, 2010 7:10 PM CDT
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stay on target.....

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Let's do this!
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
Yoda says to the Twins

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
that is the worst concert poster of all time
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
we got baseball
TONIGHT!!!!

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
if the sox are on target for second semester, the cubs might want to look into the no child left behind act
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
History Lesson Time!
White Sox seasons with multiple separate 9-game winning streaks
1915:
May 17-27
June 17-24 (2 doubleheaders)
Sept. 23-Oct. 3 (11 game win streak — 3 doubleheaders)
1917:
August 23-31 (1 doubleheader)
September 2-14 (2 doubleheaders, 6 off days)
1965:
May 12-18 (2 doubleheaders)
August 14-2 (10 game winning streak, 2 doubleheaders)
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
i love basbealls
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
hey weird...
that looks like my hall way right now…
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
/runs away from usualsuspect
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
his username just took on a whole new meaning
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
pssh.
it’s not like I can get you through a blog…
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
"I just have this video to show you..."
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
in my basement
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone here has never seen The Ring.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
his IP address is FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
is
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
to some of the gents above, also in general:
in an <img /> tag, you can manually shrink the image by entering the pixel dimensions
for instance-
<img width=123 height=456 src=“whatever/the/address/is.jpg” />
will set your image to a 123×456 size. generally if you’re looking at the picture in another tab, the browser will tell you what the original pixel dimensions are. simple arithmetic the rest of the way (or your computer has a calculator on it). you can use percentages (width=50% height=50%), but that may not render right across all browsers / devices.
(( this message paid for by the committee for not wanting to hear about it from the mobile users or people with small resolution screens ))
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
thats why you gotta do 1600x1200
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
my thoughts exactly
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
bingo
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry you don't go to Indy games.
If I lived in a minor league town I’d have season tix. Baseball is baseball, and you can always say “I saw him when”.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
LIKE THIS???

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
It's all about the automatically collapsed comments.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
much easier than messing with the pixel sizes.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
eh, you win some, you lose some
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
eh, just trying to do chiburb a solid. such it is.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Trying to keep him regular, too?
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
don't tell him, but i mixed peyote with metamucil and sold it to him at a ridonkulous markup
“desert healing mix” or some such
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw that and appreciated it.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
.
larry’s minorleagueupdates cock must look nice to you
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
by far,
my favorite mode
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't work for the mobile types.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 6:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My mobile type is superior to your mobile type then
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh mine does fine on full site version.
But why should I have to go there?
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Much faster loading. Can still comment. But hence the "mobile rec" posts.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the reload at the end of the night and scroll for what went green
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
No Z. Miss that feature too. Maybe on a phone with a keypad?
Fuck if I know.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Eh
I go to the full site version when I actually want to comment instead of the mobile version. Plus you can keep up with the comments better than having to reload often.
And Trooper’s right, you can rec on the full site version.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I go there to cloak posts, not rec them.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Gotcha
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks. I'm so computer useless, I didn't know this.
I always seem images I want to put up but they are too big so I have to skip them.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 15, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
How long have we been waiting to
get the bastards out of that dome? Go SOX!
Since 1982
So 28 years
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
question of the day. which broadcast do i chose?
fox sports north who are featuring special catcher camera angles? or csn and hawks embarrassing comment?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
CSN. A proper Southern gal wants nothing to do with a "North" in it's title.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
true. good logic
csn it is
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
b/c target sponsored it
not home depot
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Good call.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
called it
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
dear pierre, do not immediately get picked off
thanks, me
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
thanks, me
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
dale scott not calling the "high"strike so far.
1 to pierre and 1 to vizquel looked belt high.
hey swisher...........you know.
pierre is making slowey work
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 7:16 PM CDT reply actions
Fast work of Slowey. Fixed.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Pierre is slowly making fast work of Slowey
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
baseball gamEE!
slappy and old man!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
sounds like a kids book
whats the story line?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
white sox win world series
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
i would read it to my kids
i like happily ever after
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
DINOSAUR!
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
you didnt like the 4 hr inning last week?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
we haz run
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
Hope Danks says thanks.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
little too much rhyming for me
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
only slightly
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
bad control stoney?
i say this ump is making him throw it through a teacup. 4 pitches already i thought were strikes. i’m worried for danks.
hey swisher...........you know.
The response to this being a "pitchers year?"
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
It'll be alright, grasshopper.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i don't like bad umping even if it is in the sox favor.
speaking of bad umping, look for trouble sunday when dan iassogna will be behind the plate.
hey swisher...........you know.
It isn't bad if it's the same for both teams.
We will see.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
oh it can most certainly be bad for both teams.
consistently bad is probably more fair than randomly bad though. either way it’s aggravating.
hey swisher...........you know.
Either way, you're ahead of the reality. SSS.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Joe West disagrees
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
In play, no out.
I approve of this.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
pauli!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Sac fly? No problem
Hit and run? No problem. this is beautiful..I’m getting a little teary eyed.
dont get me started
i just watched blind side.
oops, am i allowed to say that here? it is about the f-word
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That movie was terrible.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
you're allowed to talk about the book
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
The most racist film since Song of the South
I believe the pitch for the movie was “Let’s take this book about a black man succeeding thorough hard work and determination and turn it into a movie about a white woman domesticating a feral black guy”
song of the south is a way better movie though
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
yall know its a real story not just a book
i met michael oher. he was massive. and really nice
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
We are aware, the book was actually an interesting read. The movie was a piece of shit.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i won't see it. read the book when it came out. interesting, but even that was fictionalized to a degree.
Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.
FSBITA
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
The 2005 aficionados are getting wet.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
this is but a test tasting from Q!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Kotsaydh!!
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
thats bad
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Kotsaydh!!
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
thats bad
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Good times being had by all.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
really, hawk? 4 extra bases? is he going to go back to first after home?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
AJ not on board with the good feelings train.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on a second. You’re telling me you’re a drinker?
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
I am shock!
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
i may get egged for this
but i like mlb.tv better
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by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
im on that train too
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
the ps3 app is really sweet
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
sex on wheels when it's working
aggravating that you can’t manually go to a lower feed when it’s fucking up
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
also
a slight delay.. which makes it hard to participate in game threads, or check twitter and read about beckham’s HR before it happens
other than that, yes, sex on wheels
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
BASED BALLS!!!!
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
Let's go Johnny.
Shut ’em down.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
What did it say?
I wasnt paying attention.
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
"circle me. im getting married saturday"
something like that
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
“Circle me, Bert, I’m getting married Saturday”
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
We have Liz, they have Lars.
Circle jerks indeed.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Hearing Twins announcers blow Sox players is a fun experience.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
see, another reason to switch broadcasts
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching them, on the other hand...
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Well, I'm not technically watching the Twins announcers, I'm watching the game.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
it must be an arousing one too
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
hmm real baseball yay!
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE my SOX LOVING PRETTY GIRL SWAG....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
THIS TIME IT COUNTS!
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Big.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker
by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
PRAISE HIM!!!
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
beckie
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE my SOX LOVING PRETTY GIRL SWAG....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
mauer no, beckham yes
HR in Target Field
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
FUK EVERYTHIN BACON RULZ WEREGONNA WIN THE CHAMSHIP
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
on wheels
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by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Bacon!

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i'd rather have beckham than kotsay for the 2nd half!
and tdogg can put it on the board, yes!
Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.
slappy bitchslapping the twins
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
x

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM CDT reply actions
It's Black and White.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Racist.
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I was about to go piss but decided to wait till Becks PA was over.
Good idea.
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM CDT reply actions
I like me this slowey dwarf
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
insult report?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
so do yall believe me now that he is back?
not just being a homer anymore?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
Okay, is this a replay of the 1st now?
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
almost
minus stupid baserunning
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
they're slap-hitting the shit out of this assmuncher.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
wow. posting win
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
ive got nothing against you, but every single time i see your name
i become enraged, then realize you arent SSH
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
who is this guy and what did he do to deserve this much hatred?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
search, it exists
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
I did it for you:
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/9/25/622186/white-sox-are-tied#8999841
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
busted my fingers hitting that rec button
one of the best thread moments ive ever had
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
33 of the motherfuckers.
Hot damn.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
34 now
that was the only comment I read from him and I already hate him
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
it's not that he was a sourpuss
so much as he spewed whatever self-hating angsty bile he had built up all over the place at completely inappropriate times whenever the slightest thing was wrong.
often.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
wordy and overly verbose
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
thanks
he is a debbie downer
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
mmm see the good thing is,
he WAS a debbie downer
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
I think posting this link on here fucked us up
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
awesomesauceness
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
Indeed

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I forgave them for the ending.
I mean the whole series was so epic its kind of hard to find a satisfying ending.
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
plz stop
in the middle of season 4
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
Oh sorry, we didnt give anything away luckily.
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone meets up at a church and they go to heaven.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
FMITAWFNS'D
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
Then they go to jail, but it's actually all a dream.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
damn
the way season 3 ended, i assumed the screen would just go black, kinda like a “lost power” type effect
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
It does go black, then it cuts to a shot of the Baltimore skyline.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
there must be some kinda way outta here...
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i thought it showed a nice montage
wrapping up all the storylines set to the music from the first season?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
well hurry the fuck up!
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
dementia setting in
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahahahaha
and we still get a run. Awesome
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
3 sac flys in 2 innings
Excellent!
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
there are too many hot blondes in mauer and morneau jerseys here...
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
gotta love them scandanavian girls
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
beware the hotties of the corn
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
ozzieball vs. twins playing baseball the "right way"
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
im sorry can someone clarify what just happened...
i only counted two outs: alexei strikeout, rios sac fly. what else happened?
old man at second
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
vizquel thrown out
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
tahen went on the sac fly
got tagged out at second
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by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
stop now
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
twins are fired up now
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
i kinda thought the same thing
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
the 2-1 pitch i thought was a strike
but it was a tougher call than the 0-1 pitch.
hey swisher...........you know.
lol
AJs reaction was awesome.
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
that no good
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
Thomer :(
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
danks got puntoed
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
this needs to stop
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Jim Thome scored from 2nd.
Jim. Thome.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
FJTITA.
Jug-eared stumpjumper.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
sorry guys, i may have to leave this game in your hands
my favorite ex-coworker is going to be downtown tonight, so i have to go.
think you can keep danks in line?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
Ugh.
Come on, I don’t believe the Twins are that good. Don’t let any of that ‘Metrodome thinking’ crap start up.
Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 15, 2010 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
FUCK
Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
this is terrible
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
This calls for a beer run.
BRB
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
damn danks has nothing today.
wow. disheartening
The strike zone is bullshit.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
this is punto's AB. 3 pitches in the strike zone called balls. MERCY!!!!!!!!111
hey swisher...........you know.
Im guessing the middle three
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
time to dip the old balls in some jelly and shove them in the twins' mouth, John
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Hawk's allocation of blame for this inning:
50% Alex Rios
50% Carlos Quentin
0% John Danks
0% Luck on balls in play
Woulda had 3 outs already
Ball was hit into short right center……quentin misread it, rios had to take the leave and it popped out of his glove
In my 51 years of baseball
that is the first time I have ever seen that. Never happend before. Never.
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
I don't care how good your _________ is, I don't care how good your _________ is. If you don't __________, you're gonna lose
Different phrase every year.
by pnoles on Jul 15, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good. We still get a quality start then.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
Piranhas.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
Call the damn strike
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
they never stop until you are a bloody pulpy mass

Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
so ugly
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Atta boy, John.
WE WANT MAUER.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
i feel sick
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
Let's channel some 163 here, eh?
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
well that was.....
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
danks bled out
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
FUCK TITTY SHIT MOTHER FUCKGOE DIE IN A SUCK HOLE YOU BATSHITTING PRUNEFACEDGOATFUCKING FUCKER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
fucking mauer
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Seriously Hawk shut up
So a pitcher is absolved of all responsibility to prevent runs once there’s a defensive mistake?
We call that the “Bartolo Colon” theory
Fuck these limp dick twinkie bitches. We still got this.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
The Twins just know how to win ballgames.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
we did it last week!
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Im not blaming Rios and Q because
Danks can’t get one freaking out!!
id rather danks get 2 runs of support
he pitches MUCH better that way
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
fucking hate these twins....
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hey guys!
Let’s all go take an SBN poll now!
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
So we're locked in a pitcher's duel, eh?
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
that's funny
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds to me Danks is not throwing it very well.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
sounds like the ump doesnt know what a strike is either
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
He was blooped to death, then Mauer came with the choke slam.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Feel your own behind, you perv.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
"Throw a strike you Texas twat."
After the slam?
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
its the Twins...that's why
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
its okay, we are all over slowey
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Hey calm the f down, wackos
Almost all of the hits were soft groundballss
by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
try every motherfucking game we've played against this team
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
you calm we know this story well
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I have faith. Tony Pena just wins games.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
Where's that extra bat NOW?
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
i vote against all star breaks. totally messes up the swag of the team.
game got shitty reviews anyway
i would say 4 runs in 2 innings isn't bad, we had one shitty play that would of ended that inning
aaand boom goes the Q!namite!
ITAWTC
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Need moar runz
I don’t even have the enthusiasm to put that in caps after that inning. Fuck.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
about 15 moar runz should do it, unless linebrink pitches then we need 20
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
basically
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Switched to CSN feed for some good vibes.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
Slowly still has sucked
I think they’ll score again, but Danks has to find it. Quickly.
Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 15, 2010 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
PEOPLE- 3rd inning. Chill.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions
NO FREAK OUT

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
so much for the all star break healing him
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Watch.
Now the bats will go silent.
Forever.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
Fuck you Ron
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
did herm lose weight?
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
hahahahahahaha
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
he IS looking good
mmm MMM!
signature
by billyok on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see you have outfield upper deck seats.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Is Kotsay's bat against righties really worth
Andruw Jones’ glove in right? Maybe Rios catches that ball if Jones is out there and Q is DH.
Hey
This just happened to me in MLB The Show against the Twins. He should only miss two games. Also, Rios gets thrown out of the game after a close call at first.
by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 15, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Rat Pack night?
I’ve always wanted to drink scotch and wear a 3-piece suit to a ballgame.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
Not enough fear in this thread, that's the problem.
Too much celebration then anger in here. The only appropriate emotion when playing in MN is raw, unadulterated terror, followed by despair, feelings of worthlessness, and, ultimately, resignation to the certainty of one’s own death.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
KILL SUCKY HITTERS
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
AJ is gonna bring the anger.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
to be fair
i started with anger during pierre’s at bat to lead off the game. no celebration from me…..
hey swisher...........you know.
That's how I feel on the Red Line
Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 15, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
TWHS.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
Only when approaching the Addison stop.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Because he is anticipating the Broadway stop.
SCHWING for Teh Queen.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
But there IS no Broadway stop!
Duhn-duhhh duhhnnnnnn…
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Noooooooooo!
Joke fail.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
TEH. TWINN.
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Head mysteriously explodes in a Lutheran eruption.)
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
I'd hate to ask what a Catholic eruption would be.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
i think he's been relatively consistent.
just terrible.
(brooks pitch fx has him missing at least 11 pitches up to kotsay’s AB. probably more now)
hey swisher...........you know.
Which one of you motherfuckers is responsible for this disaster???
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
OLD
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
OLD, get over here, it's time for your spanking. Take those pants off!
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
at this rate, bullpen's by the 4th inning
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
lets home uribeauction is right
and the twins’ bullpen regresses tonight
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
hope and reply fail
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Youngest Beckham
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Need more runs plz
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
relsult = not awesome
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
should have been fair
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
Poll: How many more times does Hawk mention that we gave them 4 outs in the 2nd?
A) 10
B) 100
C) 23409523F32 — yes, there’s an F in that number
D) None – Steve Stone gets him some earmuffs
by pnoles on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
C
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Hes gonna hurt himself one of these days on that back crack stunt
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
And it probably wouldnt hurt us too much
by HawkeyeBoiler on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
gameday shows him fouling off 3 pitches a foot out of the strike zone
“You can’t walk off the island” – Stoney & Blue
I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds
Will 6 runs win it?
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
no
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
that a boy
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
Yes.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
missed you around here. all this winning must be hard on you
glad they could be more inviting tonight!
abandonment issues.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
Yes, but not the six runs they've scored.
The next six we score will.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Diggin' Pittsburgh yet, Dog?
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
Teahenny Penny?
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
FINE.
/runs away crying into my sideburns.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
hahahahaha
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Those fuckers gotta be better than bounty ultra at soaking up tears.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Tom Petty?
Free fallin’.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
hmmm
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for the DP Jim. Brings back a lot of memories.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
A friend of mine just texted me from the game saying she got hit in the head with a cue ball.
Stay classy, Minnesota.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
FuckingNazi skinheads.
Thet Lake Woebegone shit is a front. They are stone-cold muthas.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
For the record, she's a loudmouth Oak Forest drunk. She might have deserved it.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
NEVER step on my insult when I am defending your friend.
NEVER.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
You are dead to me.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
I gotta start traveling with a cue ball in my pocket.
and a sock? or do I just chuck it when the time comes?
SHOOT THE GAP! SHOOT THE GAP!
Strom.
Strong.
Strom.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
death by a thousand bites..still time to kill the little monsters!

Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
something something she said
aaand boom goes the Q!namite!
by brichter45 on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA! rec'd.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He's learning, he's evolving...
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I can see it fine
What browser are you using?
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Whosh.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
sorry...I'll save all your eyes for the rest of the game
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm using Internet Explorer 7
on Wooshdows
signature
by billyok on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not Firewhosh?
Or Google Chrosh?
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
haha okay i've learned.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
HOPE
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
aha
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
looks like slowey won the "who can get taken out first" bet
now step up Danks
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
I used to promote the club called "Roam" which is the same room where Dorsia used to be in NYC.
didnt realize till after i had started working there.
he sucked the first half on purpose...
just to appear to give the other AL central teams a shot. now hes gonna kill it.
A run!
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
I used to run base like Juan Pierre
Now I run the bass hi hat and the snare
Juan should really have that as his walk up music
he went home
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
on the bus
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
the combo of this pitcher and this umpire
should result in limited swinging, especially early in the PA.
hey swisher...........you know.
except after a mound visit of wild guy
I always hope they’re ready for one right down the middle.
(which that was not. screw you rios!)
kick some sand in puntos eyes
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
maybe swing at the first pitch after the mound visit.
often seems to be a cookie….
hey swisher...........you know.
3 run jack time!??
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
bad rios
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
five ball strikeout
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
so far, he's thrown 1 strike. somebody tell our guys!
Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.
yeah, but small. didn't catch a lot of this up move. i am long a lot of GS though. hoping that thing really goes now.
Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.
fail
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
damn
its ok though, down by only one with 5 innings to go!
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
fucker burnett threw 5 strikes and 8 balls
and two of the strikes were swings by rios that would have been balls.
balls!
hey swisher...........you know.
and thomers, tonight
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Editors, how about a new thread?
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
If this were Halos Heaven, you would be forbidden to ask that.
I don’t get it.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Danks is also excused from playing his position
by Duck99 on Jul 15, 2010 8:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I think the thing I hate about the Twins the most
Is that everyone on their team looks like they sell copiers for a living.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Boy, that Tru-coat...
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
they've got this GMAC financing now...
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
at twinkie town
you could copy and paste their punto posts over here and no one would know
Lurking since 2006
balk
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
this reminds me of playing disie youth baseball
you could only bat nine times in an inning, and i walked as the ninth guy and the bases empty. so after i walked i just kept running to second. got caught in a pickle between home and third. it was my crowning baseball acheivement.
Lurking since 2006
the chant a. j. sucks! is popular here....
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
aaaannnndddd.....
Payback.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
another miracle from Q!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Awesome
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
Ozzie has really been stellar since we turned it around
I remember thinking the Angels series was one of the few times he soundly out-managed Scioscia
alright AJ
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
Just for this game only
I like Mark Kotsay
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
it looked like he almost injured himself
reaching to step on third base.
hey swisher...........you know.
I saw dat
probably didnt want to miss it
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
what you drinking
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
dont worry I like AJ more
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
YAY!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
it's the beard, isn't it
or does he use old spice body wash?
by southsideirish on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
release.... the mcKraken!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I TOLD YOU BITCHES TO CHILL!
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
I approve of the way we have scored these runz
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
yes
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
So
5: Santos
6: Putz
7: Putz/Thornton
8:Thornton
9: Jenks
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
looks good on paper
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
And in the shower,
according to RW Show, who is dead to me.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
well what do you want?
5: Threets
6: Raaandy
7: Linestink
8: Linestink
9: Kotsay?
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Crain with the 65.4% LOB.
Lookin’ good, boys.
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
Bacon is the first disciple
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
This game aint even half way home - Mercy
by Duck99 on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
GOODY
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
how in the world did Bacon pull that one off?
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
thanks again.
too bad the twins never make any mistakes.
good job by beckham!
hey swisher...........you know.
BOOO YA.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
Aww, Doc, did you throw a beach ball on the field?
"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat
lol... no i am on the stone concourse overlooking where it went on...
Bunch of soxfans here!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
what the
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by BigCSouthside on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I didnt know C-3PO
had a sword and shield
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by BigCSouthside on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was one of those dude from that I Robot movie
or whatever it was called
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
White Sox Baseball: And Summer Vacation Bible Study
by karkoVICE SQUAD on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
and He shall smite thee with the mighty Light Saber
in the land of Megiddo between the ten thousand Lakes
I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds
and this game is at the halfway mark
in a snappy 2 hours and 2 minutes.
hey swisher...........you know.
Danks finally where he wants to be at
2 run lead
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
the 4 run lead was too much of a cushion?
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Who would Hawk blow first, Yaz or Danks?
by Duck99 on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
what do you mean would?
yaz has a healthy head start
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
not a sideburns guy?
ive been workin mine for a while now
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
You really are a closet gay, aren't you?
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
oh this is embarrassing, i'm in the wrong thread
what will people say!
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by billyok on Jul 15, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
BITCH BE COOL.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
Not All Star caliber my ass.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
not all star caliber gas
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
i cant shake this fear that a nick punto related disaster is lurking
Staying Out of White Sox Business
Valencia
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

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