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Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Jul 15, 2010 7:10 PM CDT



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Chicago White Sox
@ Minnesota Twins

Thursday, Jul 15, 2010, 7:10 PM CDT
Target Field

John Danks vs Kevin Slowey

Clear. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 85.

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stay on target.....

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 6:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

.

I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds

by ChicagoPete on Jul 15, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's do this!

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 15, 2010 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Yoda says to the Twins

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

that is the worst concert poster of all time

you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM

by e-gus on Jul 15, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

we got baseball

TONIGHT!!!!

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

by jcrave24 on Jul 15, 2010 6:38 PM CDT reply actions  

History Lesson Time!

White Sox seasons with multiple separate 9-game winning streaks

1915:
May 17-27
June 17-24 (2 doubleheaders)
Sept. 23-Oct. 3 (11 game win streak — 3 doubleheaders)

1917:
August 23-31 (1 doubleheader)
September 2-14 (2 doubleheaders, 6 off days)

1965:
May 12-18 (2 doubleheaders)
August 14-2 (10 game winning streak, 2 doubleheaders)

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

i love basbealls

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kill dem Twins.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

hey weird...

that looks like my hall way right now…

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

/runs away from usualsuspect

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

pssh.

it’s not like I can get you through a blog…

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I just have this video to show you..."

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

in my basement

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone here has never seen The Ring.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

is

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

by jcrave24 on Jul 15, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

double dragon?

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

to some of the gents above, also in general:

in an <img /> tag, you can manually shrink the image by entering the pixel dimensions

for instance-

<img width=123 height=456 src=“whatever/the/address/is.jpg” />

will set your image to a 123×456 size. generally if you’re looking at the picture in another tab, the browser will tell you what the original pixel dimensions are. simple arithmetic the rest of the way (or your computer has a calculator on it). you can use percentages (width=50% height=50%), but that may not render right across all browsers / devices.

(( this message paid for by the committee for not wanting to hear about it from the mobile users or people with small resolution screens ))

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

thats why you gotta do 1600x1200

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

GO BIG OR GO HOME

I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds

by ChicagoPete on Jul 15, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

bingo

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry you don't go to Indy games.

If I lived in a minor league town I’d have season tix. Baseball is baseball, and you can always say “I saw him when”.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

LIKE THIS???

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's all about the automatically collapsed comments.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

much easier than messing with the pixel sizes.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh, you win some, you lose some

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh, just trying to do chiburb a solid. such it is.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trying to keep him regular, too?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't tell him, but i mixed peyote with metamucil and sold it to him at a ridonkulous markup

“desert healing mix” or some such

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that and appreciated it.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

.

larry’s minorleagueupdates cock must look nice to you

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

by far,

my favorite mode

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't work for the mobile types.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 6:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

My mobile type is superior to your mobile type then

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh mine does fine on full site version.

But why should I have to go there?

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

so you can rec?

I didn’t know there was separate stuff. whats the benefit of the mobile site?

by Trooper on Jul 15, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Much faster loading. Can still comment. But hence the "mobile rec" posts.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

can you not still do the Z?

slow loading or not, I only load once and hit Z all night.

by Trooper on Jul 15, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Z. Miss that feature too. Maybe on a phone with a keypad?

Fuck if I know.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

heeee.

btw, this little tangent had nothing to do with image sizes. tsk’s comment to keep em small is always good form.

by Trooper on Jul 15, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

I go to the full site version when I actually want to comment instead of the mobile version. Plus you can keep up with the comments better than having to reload often.

And Trooper’s right, you can rec on the full site version.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I go there to cloak posts, not rec them.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Gotcha

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I'm so computer useless, I didn't know this.

I always seem images I want to put up but they are too big so I have to skip them.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 15, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

How long have we been waiting to

get the bastards out of that dome? Go SOX!

by Dils on Jul 15, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Since 1982

So 28 years

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

question of the day. which broadcast do i chose?

fox sports north who are featuring special catcher camera angles? or csn and hawks embarrassing comment?

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

CSN. A proper Southern gal wants nothing to do with a "North" in it's title.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

true. good logic

csn it is

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good call.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nice call.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

called it

Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.

by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

dear pierre, do not immediately get picked off

thanks, me

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks, me

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

dale scott not calling the "high"strike so far.

1 to pierre and 1 to vizquel looked belt high.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Fast work of Slowey. Fixed.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Pierre is slowly making fast work of Slowey

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

baseball gamEE!

slappy and old man!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

sounds like a kids book

whats the story line?

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

white sox win world series

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would read it to my kids

i like happily ever after

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

DINOSAUR!

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Productive out.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

we haz run

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Hope Danks says thanks.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

little too much rhyming for me

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

only slightly

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad control stoney?

i say this ump is making him throw it through a teacup. 4 pitches already i thought were strikes. i’m worried for danks.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

The response to this being a "pitchers year?"

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'll be alright, grasshopper.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

i don't like bad umping even if it is in the sox favor.

speaking of bad umping, look for trouble sunday when dan iassogna will be behind the plate.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It isn't bad if it's the same for both teams.

We will see.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh it can most certainly be bad for both teams.

consistently bad is probably more fair than randomly bad though. either way it’s aggravating.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either way, you're ahead of the reality. SSS.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Joe West disagrees

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love this baseball team

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

In play, no out.

I approve of this.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

pauli!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Sac fly? No problem

Hit and run? No problem. this is beautiful..I’m getting a little teary eyed.

by Dils on Jul 15, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

dont get me started

i just watched blind side.

oops, am i allowed to say that here? it is about the f-word

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That movie was terrible.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're allowed to talk about the book

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 15, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The most racist film since Song of the South

I believe the pitch for the movie was “Let’s take this book about a black man succeeding thorough hard work and determination and turn it into a movie about a white woman domesticating a feral black guy”

by joewho112 on Jul 15, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

yall know its a real story not just a book

i met michael oher. he was massive. and really nice

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

we know

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

FSBITA

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

The 2005 aficionados are getting wet.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

this is but a test tasting from Q!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Kotsaydh!!

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats bad

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kotsaydh!!

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats bad

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, this is ridiculous.

Good times being had by all.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ not on board with the good feelings train.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on a second. You’re telling me you’re a drinker?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am shock!

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eggzactly!

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i may get egged for this

but i like mlb.tv better

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

im on that train too

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

the ps3 app is really sweet

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

sex on wheels when it's working

aggravating that you can’t manually go to a lower feed when it’s fucking up

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

also

a slight delay.. which makes it hard to participate in game threads, or check twitter and read about beckham’s HR before it happens

other than that, yes, sex on wheels

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

BASED BALLS!!!!

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go Johnny.

Shut ’em down.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods does not make that catch.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods does not make

this team.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

take the sign away

fucking idiots.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

What did it say?

I wasnt paying attention.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

"circle me. im getting married saturday"

something like that

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

“Circle me, Bert, I’m getting married Saturday”

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have Liz, they have Lars.

Circle jerks indeed.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Hearing Twins announcers blow Sox players is a fun experience.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Watching them, on the other hand...

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

it must be an arousing one too

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Danks has got this guys, dont worry

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

hmm real baseball yay!

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS TIME IT COUNTS!

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

by Chiburb on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

HES BACK!

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

PRAISE HIM!!!

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

beckie

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

hooray!

we’re still good!

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

mauer no, beckham yes

HR in Target Field

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

FUK EVERYTHIN BACON RULZ WEREGONNA WIN THE CHAMSHIP

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

SAVIOR

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

on wheels

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bacon!

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

i'd rather have beckham than kotsay for the 2nd half!

and tdogg can put it on the board, yes!

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

slappy bitchslapping the twins

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

x

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

It's Black and White.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Racist.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was about to go piss but decided to wait till Becks PA was over.

Good idea.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I like me this slowey dwarf

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

insult report?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

so do yall believe me now that he is back?

not just being a homer anymore?

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

hilarious.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay, is this a replay of the 1st now?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

almost

minus stupid baserunning

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

they're slap-hitting the shit out of this assmuncher.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

wow. posting win

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive got nothing against you, but every single time i see your name

i become enraged, then realize you arent SSH

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

search, it exists

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

busted my fingers hitting that rec button

one of the best thread moments ive ever had

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

33 of the motherfuckers.

Hot damn.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

34 now

that was the only comment I read from him and I already hate him

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's not that he was a sourpuss

so much as he spewed whatever self-hating angsty bile he had built up all over the place at completely inappropriate times whenever the slightest thing was wrong.

often.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

wordy and overly verbose

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

he is a debbie downer

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

mmm see the good thing is,

he WAS a debbie downer

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think posting this link on here fucked us up

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesomesauceness

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Indeed

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I forgave them for the ending.

I mean the whole series was so epic its kind of hard to find a satisfying ending.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

plz stop

in the middle of season 4

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry, we didnt give anything away luckily.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone meets up at a church and they go to heaven.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

FMITAWFNS'D

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Jul 15, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then they go to jail, but it's actually all a dream.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

the way season 3 ended, i assumed the screen would just go black, kinda like a “lost power” type effect

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

there must be some kinda way outta here...

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

i thought it showed a nice montage

wrapping up all the storylines set to the music from the first season?

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 15, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

well hurry the fuck up!

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my, Omar is an idiot.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

dementia setting in

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

and we still get a run. Awesome

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

3 sac flys in 2 innings

Excellent!

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

there are too many hot blondes in mauer and morneau jerseys here...

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

gotta love them scandanavian girls

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

by jcrave24 on Jul 15, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

beware the hotties of the corn

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

im sorry can someone clarify what just happened...

i only counted two outs: alexei strikeout, rios sac fly. what else happened?

by SSHitman on Jul 15, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

old man at second

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

by jcrave24 on Jul 15, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

vizquel thrown out

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

tahen went on the sac fly

got tagged out at second

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I blame that on Q.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

stop now

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Slap-hitting mania.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

man up danks

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

i kinda thought the same thing

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

the 2-1 pitch i thought was a strike

but it was a tougher call than the 0-1 pitch.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

AJs reaction was awesome.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

that no good

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Thomer :(

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

this needs to stop

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Jim Thome scored from 2nd.

Jim. Thome.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

FJTITA.

Jug-eared stumpjumper.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry guys, i may have to leave this game in your hands

my favorite ex-coworker is going to be downtown tonight, so i have to go.

think you can keep danks in line?

Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!

by oneloyaldawg on Jul 15, 2010 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

1-1 pitch to span

mercy.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Come on, I don’t believe the Twins are that good. Don’t let any of that ‘Metrodome thinking’ crap start up.

Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 15, 2010 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK

Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

this is terrible

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

This calls for a beer run.

BRB

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Twins.

Urge to kill rising.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

.

I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds

by ChicagoPete on Jul 15, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

W...T...F

come on danks..

aaand boom goes the Q!namite!

by brichter45 on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

for fuck's sake john

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

The strike zone is bullshit.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im guessing the middle three

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

the green three.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, wut

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

time to dip the old balls in some jelly and shove them in the twins' mouth, John

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawk's allocation of blame for this inning:

50% Alex Rios
50% Carlos Quentin
0% John Danks
0% Luck on balls in play

by pnoles on Jul 15, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Woulda had 3 outs already

Ball was hit into short right center……quentin misread it, rios had to take the leave and it popped out of his glove

by pnoles on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

In my 51 years of baseball

that is the first time I have ever seen that. Never happend before. Never.

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good. We still get a quality start then.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Piranhas.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jul 15, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

twinsball in full effect

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

The season is over.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

IT"S DAH CURSE

aaand boom goes the Q!namite!

by brichter45 on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Call the damn strike

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

so ugly

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Atta boy, John.

WE WANT MAUER.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

i feel sick

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's channel some 163 here, eh?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 15, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

well that was.....

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

It's over.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK TITTY SHIT MOTHER FUCKGOE DIE IN A SUCK HOLE YOU BATSHITTING PRUNEFACEDGOATFUCKING FUCKER

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking mauer

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously Hawk shut up

So a pitcher is absolved of all responsibility to prevent runs once there’s a defensive mistake?

We call that the “Bartolo Colon” theory

by pnoles on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck these limp dick twinkie bitches. We still got this.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

on two motherfucking outs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

The Twins just know how to win ballgames.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

we did it last week!

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im not blaming Rios and Q because

Danks can’t get one freaking out!!

by Dils on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

id rather danks get 2 runs of support

he pitches MUCH better that way

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking hate these twins....

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Use any good insults?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey guys!

Let’s all go take an SBN poll now!

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

So we're locked in a pitcher's duel, eh?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

that's funny

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds to me Danks is not throwing it very well.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds like the ump doesnt know what a strike is either

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was blooped to death, then Mauer came with the choke slam.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feel your own behind, you perv.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Throw a strike you Texas twat."

After the slam?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

THROW A STRIKE YOU TEXAS TWAT.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

its okay, we are all over slowey

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey calm the f down, wackos

Almost all of the hits were soft groundballss

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

you calm we know this story well

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm perfectly calm, Dude.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have faith. Tony Pena just wins games.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Where's that extra bat NOW?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

ITAWTC

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE my SOX LOVING PRETTY GIRL SWAG....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Need moar runz

I don’t even have the enthusiasm to put that in caps after that inning. Fuck.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

basically

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Switched to CSN feed for some good vibes.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Slowly still has sucked

I think they’ll score again, but Danks has to find it. Quickly.

Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 15, 2010 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

PEOPLE- 3rd inning. Chill.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

NO FREAK OUT

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's just good acting.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watch.

Now the bats will go silent.

Forever.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jul 15, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck you Ron

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

did herm lose weight?

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see you have outfield upper deck seats.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Kotsay's bat against righties really worth

Andruw Jones’ glove in right? Maybe Rios catches that ball if Jones is out there and Q is DH.

by Dils on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

.234 6HR 19RBI (all clutch btw)

We need him at DH man

I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds

by ChicagoPete on Jul 15, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey

This just happened to me in MLB The Show against the Twins. He should only miss two games. Also, Rios gets thrown out of the game after a close call at first.

by Marvin Malehooves on Jul 15, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Rat Pack night?

I’ve always wanted to drink scotch and wear a 3-piece suit to a ballgame.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Not enough fear in this thread, that's the problem.

Too much celebration then anger in here. The only appropriate emotion when playing in MN is raw, unadulterated terror, followed by despair, feelings of worthlessness, and, ultimately, resignation to the certainty of one’s own death.

by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

KILL SUCKY HITTERS

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

AJ is gonna bring the anger.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

to be fair

i started with anger during pierre’s at bat to lead off the game. no celebration from me…..

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's how I feel on the Red Line

Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 15, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWHS.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only when approaching the Addison stop.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because he is anticipating the Broadway stop.

SCHWING for Teh Queen.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

But there IS no Broadway stop!

Duhn-duhhh duhhnnnnnn…

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Noooooooooo!

Joke fail.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

TEH. TWINN.

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Head mysteriously explodes in a Lutheran eruption.)

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd hate to ask what a Catholic eruption would be.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

OLD

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets home uribeauction is right

and the twins’ bullpen regresses tonight

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

hope and reply fail

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Youngest Beckham

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Need more runs plz

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

relsult = not awesome

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

should have been fair

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Poll: How many more times does Hawk mention that we gave them 4 outs in the 2nd?

A) 10
B) 100
C) 23409523F32 — yes, there’s an F in that number
D) None – Steve Stone gets him some earmuffs

by pnoles on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

C

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hes gonna hurt himself one of these days on that back crack stunt

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Will 6 runs win it?

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

no

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

that a boy

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

abandonment issues.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Diggin' Pittsburgh yet, Dog?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Teahenny Penny?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

FINE.

/runs away crying into my sideburns.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tom Petty?

Free fallin’.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the DP Jim. Brings back a lot of memories.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

A friend of mine just texted me from the game saying she got hit in the head with a cue ball.

Stay classy, Minnesota.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

FuckingNazi skinheads.

Thet Lake Woebegone shit is a front. They are stone-cold muthas.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

NEVER step on my insult when I am defending your friend.

NEVER.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Calm down, cranky pants.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are dead to me.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gotta start traveling with a cue ball in my pocket.

and a sock? or do I just chuck it when the time comes?

by Trooper on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chuck it, ya cheap bastard!

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

SHOOT THE GAP! SHOOT THE GAP!

Strom.

Strong.

Strom.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Too small.

Can’t see it.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA! rec'd.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's learning, he's evolving...

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Layup.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see it fine

What browser are you using?

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whosh.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

…woooooosh…

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not Firewhosh?

Or Google Chrosh?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha okay i've learned.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha, alrighty then.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

HOPE

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

aha

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE my SOX LOVING PRETTY GIRL SWAG....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

gordon!

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha the bp commercial just had.

Make This Right.
Beaches

aaand boom goes the Q!namite!

by brichter45 on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

looks like slowey won the "who can get taken out first" bet

now step up Danks

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

They had an 8:30 rez at Dorcia.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a 9:30 at L'Idiot?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

he sucked the first half on purpose...

just to appear to give the other AL central teams a shot. now hes gonna kill it.

by SSHitman on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

A run!

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I used to run base like Juan Pierre

Now I run the bass hi hat and the snare
Juan should really have that as his walk up music

by rjhubs on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

he went home

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

on the bus

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

no.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

NICE!!!!

cmon rios make me happy in pants….

by SSHitman on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

the combo of this pitcher and this umpire

should result in limited swinging, especially early in the PA.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

i believe burnett

has lost his release point.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

except after a mound visit of wild guy

I always hope they’re ready for one right down the middle.
(which that was not. screw you rios!)

by Trooper on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

kick some sand in puntos eyes

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

FARK

aaand boom goes the Q!namite!

by brichter45 on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

3 run jack time!??

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

terrible.

really bad.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

bad rios

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

five ball strikeout

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

so far, he's thrown 1 strike. somebody tell our guys!

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

fail

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE my SOX LOVING PRETTY GIRL SWAG....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

damn

its ok though, down by only one with 5 innings to go!

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

fucker burnett threw 5 strikes and 8 balls

and two of the strikes were swings by rios that would have been balls.
balls!

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Lipitor

Ask your doctor if Lipitor is right for you.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

and thomers, tonight

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

no puntoslide??

fucking tool.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Editors, how about a new thread?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

If this were Halos Heaven, you would be forbidden to ask that.

I don’t get it.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the thing I hate about the Twins the most

Is that everyone on their team looks like they sell copiers for a living.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Boy, that Tru-coat...

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nick Punto

Regional Manager, Mid-West, Canon Corporate Products

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

at twinkie town

you could copy and paste their punto posts over here and no one would know

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

wrong

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

kotsay'd

aaand boom goes the Q!namite!

by brichter45 on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

cmon AJ fuckstick

I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds

by ChicagoPete on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

thank you.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

balk

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE my SOX LOVING PRETTY GIRL SWAG....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

this reminds me of playing disie youth baseball

you could only bat nine times in an inning, and i walked as the ninth guy and the bases empty. so after i walked i just kept running to second. got caught in a pickle between home and third. it was my crowning baseball acheivement.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

the chant a. j. sucks! is popular here....

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

aaaannnndddd.....

Payback.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

another miracle from Q!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Ozzie has really been stellar since we turned it around

I remember thinking the Angels series was one of the few times he soundly out-managed Scioscia

by 3E8 on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

alright AJ

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE my SOX LOVING PRETTY GIRL SWAG....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

0-2 meatball.

again, thank you.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Just for this game only

I like Mark Kotsay

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

it looked like he almost injured himself

reaching to step on third base.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw dat

probably didnt want to miss it

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

what you drinking

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE my SOX LOVING PRETTY GIRL SWAG....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont worry I like AJ more

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

YAY!

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE my SOX LOVING PRETTY GIRL SWAG....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

release.... the mcKraken!

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I TOLD YOU BITCHES TO CHILL!

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I approve of the way we have scored these runz

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

thank you gardenhire

for ignoring how awful burnett was for that long

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

So

5: Santos
6: Putz
7: Putz/Thornton
8:Thornton
9: Jenks

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

looks good on paper

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks GREAT on the mound.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

And in the shower,

according to RW Show, who is dead to me.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

Joke non-fial.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

well what do you want?

5: Threets
6: Raaandy
7: Linestink
8: Linestink
9: Kotsay?

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crain with the 65.4% LOB.

Lookin’ good, boys.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Bacon is the first disciple

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

GOODY

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE my SOX LOVING PRETTY GIRL SWAG....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

how in the world did Bacon pull that one off?

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks again.

too bad the twins never make any mistakes.
good job by beckham!

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

baserunning witchcraft!

signature

by billyok on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOO YA.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Aww, Doc, did you throw a beach ball on the field?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

lol... no i am on the stone concourse overlooking where it went on...

Bunch of soxfans here!

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

.

I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds

by ChicagoPete on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

what the

FOR SALE: pair of shoes, red, size 32 1/2 wide. Please direct all bids to Joel Quenneville, Chicago Blackhawks. Clown horn sold seperately. Also for sale: 328 dogs+1 pistol (bargain price for Leafs fans!)

by BigCSouthside on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didnt know C-3PO

had a sword and shield

FOR SALE: pair of shoes, red, size 32 1/2 wide. Please direct all bids to Joel Quenneville, Chicago Blackhawks. Clown horn sold seperately. Also for sale: 328 dogs+1 pistol (bargain price for Leafs fans!)

by BigCSouthside on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was one of those dude from that I Robot movie

or whatever it was called

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

qrist almighty.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

and this game is at the halfway mark

in a snappy 2 hours and 2 minutes.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Danks finally where he wants to be at

2 run lead

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

the 4 run lead was too much of a cushion?

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

For the pushin.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 15, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a sideburns guy?

ive been workin mine for a while now

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Win.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Uribe Down on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You really are a closet gay, aren't you?

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

BITCH BE COOL.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Not All Star caliber my ass.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

not all star caliber gas

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Valencia

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

nevermind

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOOOM

aaand boom goes the Q!namite!

by brichter45 on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

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