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White Sox Pick Up Second Half Right Where They Left Off

The All-Star break could have been a road bump that derailed the White Sox momemtum as they cruised into the break with an 8-game winning streak. Instead, they've picked up right where they left off, winning ugly, and racking up their second 9+game winning streak of the year. 

They've only had 3 such streaks in my lifetime (if you don't count their 10-game stretch that spanned two seasons -- and I know I don't) and two of them have been in the last 30 games. This team is hotter than hot.

I'd like to have one of the old timers -- not today or tomorrow, but when we're feeling a lull -- do a write up about how this team (or maybe just this run) compares to that of '83. I'm not looking for a comparison of the teams themselves, but more of a What Was It Like To Be Fan Right Then type thing. As it is, my only real point of reference is '05. I mean, I remember the other good Sox teams, but it's simply unfair to compare this team to the '05 squad. That season had magic in it from opening day.

But this one is starting to get there. I don't know if I'd call it magic yet, but they've certainly got the pixie dust and good pitching thing down. 

Even though the Sox bats couldn't put Kevin Slowey away with a knockout blow early, racking up 3 sacrifice flies in the first two innings, even though a Carlos Quentin and Alex Rios misplay led to an extra out-fueled 6-run rally to relinquish that early lead in the bottom of the second, I still felt like John Danks was one pitch away from getting out of the second without much damage, and that he would still be able to bulldog his way through the game.

This wasn't '05. I wasn't sure the Sox were gonna pull it out. But I knew it was going to be a game despite the early pitching lapse, which seemed mental more than anything. 

It wasn't easy even after the Sox used a balk to tie it up and some good old-fashioned run producing to take the lead. Bobby Jenks had to come on to clean up Sergio Santos' mess in the 8th. Kudos to Gordon Beckham for preventing a run before Jenks entered as well. Jenks then allowed a run in the 9th before bringing the would-be winning-run to the plate in our old friend Jim Thome. Jenks froze him on a 1-2 slider, and that's all she wrote. 

These Sox, however flawed they may be, have provided us with some of the most entertaining baseball of my adult life the last 30+ games. 

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not enough can be said about Beckham's play

That was a big, big defensive play.

I understand what you are talking about in regards to the magic. It’s less about “knowing” they will win, but now just strangely confident that they are in every game. I’m not sure why or how, but they keep winning games they shouldn’t in this stretch.

by shaftr on Jul 16, 2010 1:03 AM CDT reply actions  

am i the only one feeling more magic this year???

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

That was a huge play, if teh Twinn that was rounding around 3rd had gone about 5-10 feet further he could’ve been picked off easily.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 16, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

why is this not green

buncha debby downers

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

We also have a 3 game set at home against the Tribe Oct. 1-3

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

so...there

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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

This team doesnt have 2005 magic - that team was holy

but there is a magic about this group too. I just feel like we’re never out of it no matter what. The pitching really limits the game to five innings for them and nine for us.

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 16, 2010 1:28 AM CDT reply actions  

this team is doing some more regular season epic shit

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

dude, a soriano for Q, don't think so :p

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 16, 2010 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

a month ago that looked good

i looked in my crystal ball…

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha, is that your third eye?

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 16, 2010 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's something i can't explain

i called Seattle’s collapse as well…

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 8:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seattle didn't collapse, they've sucked the whole season.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

One reason why: Milton Bradley

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

having only one regular with an ops+ north of 100 doesn't help much either

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not at all, no

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

i dont give a fuck

i predicted the angels to win that division. I still believe they are going to win it.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

not so sure about that, i would gather that Q had more upside than soriano even at that point

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

maybe, but soriano is no slouch this year.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 8:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

that fucking game was hard work to watch........

they are playing really good and really gutsy ball at the same time. they could have easily lost this game 10-4. Fantastic game to watch although i felt like i did an hour on the treadmill when it was over.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 16, 2010 1:28 AM CDT reply actions  

at somepoint we are going to have to support this team

honestly,i thought this team was done 3 months ago,what is the only thing i have learned in my lifetime? Dont Doubt KW .

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This shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

by Czheck on Jul 16, 2010 1:33 AM CDT reply actions  

thus ends the shortest rant of all time

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My Instrumentals
This shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

by Czheck on Jul 16, 2010 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still in shock...

at what’s happening to this point. In early June I feared 90+ loses and was screaming for Kenny’s head. Now I’m just shaking my head and laughing after each win. Is this team really this good? Not sure, but hope is a wonderful thing and I’m beginning to believe this group is special.

Keep it up boys!

And did you hear the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup?

by TrickyDickAllen on Jul 16, 2010 2:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

i guess it just proves that it aint over till its over right booboo

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Booboo is super stoned.

I never realized he was into that sorta thing.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Jul 16, 2010 12:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

ha

but at least he’s being a positive role model by dreaming of apples, oranges, bananas and pears, while yogis fat ass cant wait t o dig into that cake.

thats what i call being a responsible and functioning addict…way to go boobs

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

so true

Czheck Productions
My Instrumentals
This shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

by Czheck on Jul 16, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes the magic something something feeling.

It comes around every so often, but not as lasting as this since 05 for sure. (reminded me of a time in 08 when the magic was around, lovingly documented here: http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/5/22/534559/game-47-gamethread-2#6320086 ).

its even sweeter being that its just over a month or two removed from the furthest possible opposite bs hate mojo. whatever it is, this sure is a fun way to watch baseball.

by Trooper on Jul 16, 2010 1:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Time to get some people in those seats.

Exciting time to watch White Sox baseball.

"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT

by Black Sox Baseball on Jul 16, 2010 1:55 AM CDT reply actions  

gotta give KW a few dollars in his pocket

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 16, 2010 1:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

leave to cowley

i don’t know if this was posted in the gamethreads, but leave it to him to stir shit up..you would think kenny fucked cowley’s wife

It was the ‘’He knows better than that’’ dig that sent the visiting clubhouse of Target Field into a roar, with Sox players oohing and ahhing like kids on a playground about to see a fight.

now see the entire clip here

in my opinion, i didn’t take it as much of a dig..i mean kw is his boss and ozzie SHOULD KNOW BETTER than to fuck with him

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 16, 2010 2:16 AM CDT reply actions  

I sound like my uncle bob and my dad now....

but given the fact that they have this show coming out…. do you think a lot of this stuff was fixed? the ozzie kenny tiff, the terrible start, the glorious comeback….. this season seems made for tv.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 16, 2010 2:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

no shit, like keith lawler and andy kaufman

let’s see how the sox wrap it up, but it’s been an entertaining season overall

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 16, 2010 2:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

sorry, jerry lawler

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 16, 2010 2:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

is cowley still allowed in the clubhouse?

if i were a player, i would choke his ass out.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

at least he makes it down there, unlike some douchebags

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

FJM.

Didn’t the Sun drop him? I hope ATH kicks him off at some point.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

does anyone know what bat cave he reports from anyhow?

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

across the street from the merchmart

400 orleans i believe

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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought he puts that backdrop up against his living room wall?

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i never really understood this w-l record of 1 run games

serving as a predictor for entry to the playoffs…

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 16, 2010 2:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

normally an indicator of better pitching

which bodes well for making and performing in the playoffs

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Normally it's an indicator of having pitching and hitting of inverse qualtiy

i.e. good pitching giving up few runs and bad offense scoring few or bad pitching giving up a lot of runs and good hitting scoring a lot

by joewho112 on Jul 16, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is what was disturbing to ne

in April/May. We were coughing up one-run games. I sure as hell did not see this coming.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 6:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

?

the sox were 8-7 in one run games in april & may.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 16, 2010 7:53 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

yes.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK smart guy,

there was a stretch where we were coughing up leads late in the game. I don’t remember when earlier this year it was, but I commented on it at the time. I’m saying now it appears to me that we are winning the close games we were losing earlier this year.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 9:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

They lost two 1-run games to the Twins, and should have lost another one had it not been for bad baserunning.

I got your back OPOS, at least until your next ethnic slur.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

the team that wins 35 one run games wins the world series.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

This I'll rec

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Jul 16, 2010 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

we have the best win pct of any team in one run games.

18 wins thus far.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

best in the majors...

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Which was my point.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 9:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wait. I think you're confused.

I went back and re-read your posts… what exactly is your point?

Here i’ll put a smiley

;D

so you know i’m messing with you.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wish I knew an old-timer who gets

the “winning ugly” thing from an ’83 standpoint. Probably that OPOS Chiburb was there.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 6:45 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

i'm sure you've been asked many times, did you go to disco demolition?

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha, rec'd

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 16, 2010 7:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

make that 2

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

He was there, but

he didn’t run on the field, because he was trying to get is a big fat pussy.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I see dead people.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 9:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

rimshot

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 16, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

lolololol.

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 16, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

This shouldn't be green, it should be golden.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Winning streak has everyone in top form.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

YADTM.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

burn

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

and its Schwarzenegger

no T

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 16, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

i found wu's pic to prove he was at DD...here he is posed in line to use the the pisser

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was a big Sox fan at the time

But sadly, I did not make it to Disco Demolition Night.

The longer the wait, the greater the joy. Sox05, Hawks10

by Old School ChiTown on Jul 16, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

pussy?

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 17, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did a GIS for "Winning Ugly White Sox"

Nothing but pictures posted by our very own WU. For real.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 AM CDT reply actions  

.

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

this team like that team

you just knew the team would find a way to win. No game was hopeless. If you have that feeling now that’s how it felt then. Pretty simple.

Comonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn You White Sox!

by zokmaad on Jul 16, 2010 7:24 AM CDT reply actions  

morno to DL

link

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 8:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Not Chicago Tough

Just like Greinke, didn’t want to deal with the juggernaut that is the Chicago White Sox.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 16, 2010 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

the only possible explanation...

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

i was wondering why that swarm of lemurs

follows kelly johnson around.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by boyonthedock on Jul 16, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like how this team

comes back. What a difference a month makes. In April and May if the Sox fell behind I had no confidence that they would overcome the deficit. Now! Wow! If they fall behind I think no big deal they’ll come back.
They’re doing the little things and as shaftr stated in the first comment Beckham’s play preventing that ball from leaking out to the outfield was big.

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Jul 16, 2010 8:25 AM CDT reply actions  

I just added Bacon to my fantasy team!

Spelling an injured Utley instead of Clint Barmes. Might as well get some black and white upside mojo flowin’!

by Jack M on Jul 16, 2010 8:39 AM CDT reply actions  

wrong thread jack

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

probably,

it was also a comment on his resurgence and its effect on me, hence the exclamation. i thought it was somewhat appropriate

by Jack M on Jul 16, 2010 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

it was fine

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 16, 2010 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

i was just messing with jack m

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

you have 2 trades to reject btw

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

they are particularly awful

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

told ya haha

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, 1983 - I remember it well

Actually, there are a lot of similarities between the two teams – kind of uncanny.

Going into the season my expectations were kind of low. Sox finished in 3rd place in 82, and hadn’t won anything since 1959 so I wasn’t holding my breath on this team. They got out of the gates slow, so it was oh well here we go again.

But in the summer the starting pitchers got on a roll and never stopped through September. They shut everyone down and the offense did enough to win. They weren’t exactly steamrolling teams like the ’06 team did in the first few months. They feasted on the garbage which was the AL West that year.

1983 team had a strong big four of Hoyt, Dotson, Bannister and Burns, who were absolutely unhittable in the second half.

The offense was a mix of a bunch of grindy rubbish (Rudy Law, Vance Law, Julio Cruz, Jerry “The Dibber” Dybzinski) with a decent power core in the middle of the lineup (Baines, Fisk, Luzinski, Kittle, Paciorek).

Just going by what sticks out most in my memory:

- Hawk totally knob-slobbing Julio “Juice” Cruz the entire summer. Guy was .252 .311 .311 .622 but Hawk talked about him like he was the Son of Yaz. As an impressionable youngster I kind of fell for it, as did the Sox front office. They signed him to a big long term contract after that season and were stuck with this bum for five years.

- Kittle had a career year his rookie season (think Q!), kind of sad that he never approached that glory again. Paciorek had a career year too and parlayed it into a decent contract extension with the Sox and a nice broadcasting gig afterwards.

- The unbalanced offense was exposed in the playoffs. Came up against an Orioles team with a solid but not spectacular pitching staff (Scott McGregor, Storm Davis, Mike Boddicker and Mike Flanagan) and got totally shut down. O’s had a better offense and won a tight series. Sox could have won, the Orioles were a better team but not that much better – it still pains me. FTL!

I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds

by ChicagoPete on Jul 16, 2010 8:44 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

don't be hatin'!

It’s not my fault they completely gagged in the playoffs. 2-0-1-0 = 3 runs scored in a four game series. That’s what happens when you have Rudy Law and Julio “Juice” Cruz spearheading your offense.

I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds

by ChicagoPete on Jul 16, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

FTL

jerry-curl motherfuck

I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds

by ChicagoPete on Jul 16, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

1983

Ok, well you asked. I was a senior in high school that year and the Sox clinched the Western Division the night before I left for college (I was at the game). There are significant differences, to me as a fan, between that year and this year. First, the thing to remember, is that the 1983 White Sox brought Chicago out of baseball doldrums. When I grew up, I had no memory of the Go Go Sox (having been born in 1965) and was really too young to remember the 1972 team, although I had pictures of Melton, Allen, Wood, Bahnsen, and Dent on my corkboard in my bedroom. The White Sox, and Chicago in general, was a city of sports losers. Good teams were always elsewhere—-New York, PIttsburgh, Cincinnati, Oakland, Baltimore, Kansas City, Los Angeles. To me, the Sox winning the division was something that I thought I would never see. This year, whatever the similarities, we have 2005 in recent memory (and even some of the same players).

The second thing that I remember, is that despite the losing tradition of Chicago baseball, this was a team with rising expectations. Even though the Sox were pulled off free television (as nicely summarized on these pages a few days ago), there was a sense that the new ownership was serious about trying to compete. Getting players like Fisk and Luzinski was really exciting to me (these were, after all, other people’s good players, players that I never thought I would see in Chicago). And what they had been trying to do since 1981 finally came together. In fact, I hardly remember the bad start. What I always remember about that team was great starting pitching (Bannister was lights out in the second half) and monster home runs onto the roof of the old park by Kittle and Luzinski. I never understood the Winning Ugly slogan (perhaps it had something to do with the uniforms) and thought it was stupid and forced. The other thing different about that year was that there was really no competition in the West; once they went on a roll, nobody challenged them. So, by August it was really anti-climactic. And just waiting for the playoffs, and we all know how that turned out.

As fun as 1983 was, to me the two most magical years as a fan were 1977 (South Side Hit Men—now that was a great slogan that captured the essence of that team) and 1990. Those teams came out of nowhere and entertained and went further than their talent could take them. Perhaps this year, coming out of nowhere again has something more akin to those teams.

by VAChisox on Jul 16, 2010 8:51 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Winning Ugly

The slow start that year was a little like the one we had this spring, but once the bats warmed up it felt like the Sox were playing slow-pitch softball when they came to bat, and Hoyt-Bannister-Dotson-Burns were doing whatever they wanted to on the mound. Even though the ’82 team was pretty good, watching the ’83 Sox just mow down the American league for three months was utterly foreign. The team had never been that good in my lifetime, and not only did they win the division, there was no drama to it at all. All those years of looking up at the Royals and Angels were obliterated before rosters expanded.

I thought they were going to steamroll through the World Series. Watching the bats go cold against Baltimore was so frustrating.

by asinwreck on Jul 16, 2010 8:56 AM CDT reply actions  

me too

type 1983 into to the google search box, first suggestion = destiny.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

rhyming "hella haters"

with “elevators” is not cool.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 16, 2010 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

haters with hiatus is even worse

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 16, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

hater.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think these guys think i made this up?

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

you give yourself too much credit

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I. Hate. That. Word.

at least you don’t hear it 500 times a day. And if you do, dump her now.

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 16, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's incredible to me that a people with such

love of slang should get caught up on “hella”

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I thought hella was a made up word on South Park

then I moved to the Bay Area and realized that ppl actually talked like that…worse was that my wife taught 5th graders in Newark and it was hecka-this and hecka-that…so I feel your pain

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 16, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

but they still say it. Bastards.

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 16, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

youtube kanye west grammy family

shit’s hot. you’re trippin.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

kanye?

weren’t we already talkin’ about his meh rhyming skillz?

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 16, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

his swag makes it hot.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

can't you just like the beat

and admit he rhymes like a delinquent fourth grader?

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 16, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rec

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha, VG.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh, so that's where you're posting from?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

When I saw Thome looking at strike three as the winning run

I realized I’m glad we’d didnt sign that looser.

#thesegrapesarealittlesour

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

i've been glad

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

because what we really couldn't use

is a 143 OPS+ from our DH

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 16, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

dont really give a shit about him

you can take your 143 OPS+ AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. I HAVE A 200 OPS+ IN SLOW PITCH SOFTBALL BITCH!

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

and unlike big jim

no job

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 16, 2010 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

but much like big jim

bad back.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

really? but you said you were born in 83

unless you have spinal meningitis or scroliosis dont be such a pussy…

and please quit playing or announcing that you play soft ball. youre a little too you to have quit on life already

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

really.

part of being an athlete.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

but a real athlete/man

sucks it up and plays through the hurt…doesnt complain about it, or use it as an excuse.

deal! sounds like your hurt not injured. unless youre gonna die on us, we dont want to hear it.

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

my feelings are hurt

my emotions are injured.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

rub some dirt on it.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

not after what rw said!

im not cute and cheeky???

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

but seriously

he is old and slow and in 2nd place. so stats don’t really mean anything right now.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

excuse me (clears throat)

3rd place.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, what a looser!

They touched me where it hurts most... - Ozzie

by Shakey on Jul 16, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Had to look at the calendar

But it seems I was conceived during the stretch run to the playoffs.. End of Julyish and the team went 46 – 15 the rest of the way in celebration of what was to come.

Then you come along and ruin it for everyone in the playoffs, clearly they could not overcome the sense of impending doom.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was Dad's name "Pyrex"?

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ah yes

one of the mythic Midsummer Night’s Children.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I am a Disco Demolition product myself

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 16, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably during the chaos too.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep I point it out to people when I park in Lot A

That’s the spot Scotty Ballgame was brought into being…then I park on top of it

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 16, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was born before they won the AL West in 1983

four days to be exact

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 16, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last night's game was ridiculous. When Thome was up to bat, it was like those moments in the X-Files, when that string-pluckin' music starts playing, and it's all dark and for some stupid fucking reason, Scully's walking around the abandoned warehouse

alone where you and apparently everyone but her knows that the mutant killer is lurking, nesting, waiting for a sweet, fresh n nerdy redhead to come walkin’ by….

Anyway, it was kinda like that with Thome, the winning run, at the plate with 2 outs in the 9th.

I had to look away for a moment, I considered not watching altogether, but my intrigue and love for X-Files White Sox baseball brought my eyes back to the scene.
And there was nothing sweeter than watching Thome take strike 3.

Well, it’s pretty sweet when Mulder comes out of nowhere too and saves Scully from harm.
Pretty sure I just like seeing Mulder show up anywhere.
Any time.
Any way.

Perhaps I digress….

by homesickalien on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

hell yes

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agents Mulder and Scully....FBI

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 16, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

That picture's missing a stone pony!

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd with the music from 'jaws' in the background

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Jul 16, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

2nd half '83 Floyd Bannister = 2nd half '10 Gavin Floyd

Floyd will be lights out the rest of the way to the playoffs World Series.

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 16, 2010 10:19 AM CDT reply actions  

Surprised by the records

At this point in the season.

1983 Sox: 46-42
2005 Sox: 59-29

So we’re right in the middle. 4 games ahead of the 83 squad, 9 gb from 2005.
I forgot what a good jump we had in 2005 early.

by StuckinIN on Jul 16, 2010 10:21 AM CDT reply actions  

I think we all were

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

30 over before the 30th loss.

Son of a bitch, that was awesome.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Talking about the '83 team

With Britt Burns a couple of weeks ago, he said the key was that Bannister and Dotson set the tone during the second half for the starting staff, and Burns was the only one to not get the memo. He straightened himself out in September, so maybe Hudson has some room for error.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Yes, they did but Hoyt was the horse in the second half

he didn’t lose after July 23rd…14 straight decisions without a loss, plus won 13 out of 14 decisions and the sox won the game he got a ND in. That is pretty impressive!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 16, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

IIRC, Burns was the 2008 Danks equivalent in '83.

Pitched great, never got the win. Epitomized best by game 4 of the ALCS (shudders).

by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 16, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

great article. You must have good googling skills to find it.

His game 4 was unbelievable (150 pitches).

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Jul 16, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

[Ignoring Nordhagen]

It pains me to say it, but I think this team is probably better than the ‘83 team, which, in hindsight, was probably a fluke team that was more a product of a ridiculously weak division than anything else. You want to see a shortest midget contest, look at the AL West in the early ’80’s. Yeecch. Literally all the good teams in the AL (and there were some very good teams) were in the other division.

/ violent Kenwo diatribe coming in 3 … 2 … 1 …

by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 16, 2010 10:31 AM CDT reply actions  

dammit

but yeah, their climb to the top actually happened before their hot streak. Nobody wanted that division mid year.

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

And we have blastoff!

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

congrats!

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 16, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes! Congrats...get sox hat on that kid, pronto.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 16, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

he's already dipped her in the river chicago

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 16, 2010 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

…where she was promptly eaten by an Asian carp.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

sometimes it doesn't take

my dad had me watch the bears on monday night football the day i was born, but it was no match for the vikings cool helmets on madden ’94

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by boyonthedock on Jul 16, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

congrats!

She, and other infants less than 13 days old are wondering if the Sox will ever lose again.

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Jul 16, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

aaand boom goes the Q!namite!

by brichter45 on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Go green

Your post, not your daughter. Congrats.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats

so whom did you name her after?

by VAChisox on Jul 16, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Brianna Anderson

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Abigail Charlotte

Although my wife’s infatuation with #14 may lead to her name being Paula before the day is done… sorry Ken.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

what player you naming her after

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

mazel tov!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you name her Liz?

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Let me introduce you to very little sleep and

a crazy unbelievable kind of love.

Congrats to you & the Missus!

by beeramid on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

well done mate

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

congrats!

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

congrats

my kid was born in august of 05…hopefully youre little charm will bring as much luck to our beloved team as much as mine did.

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome to adulthood.

Being responsible for another life is a great gift. Enjoy your hour of sleep.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

hour for the week maybe

you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM

by e-gus on Jul 16, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congratulations!

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec for a rec

congrats killer!

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome! Congrats!

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 16, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brutal honesty.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

ON TV??

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 10:47 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Gotdamn that was hot

Straining eyes to exhaustion to make out the sexies through a scambled signal. We were so innocent back then.

by beeramid on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

in a single hotel room.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't look at

the updated Pecota projections. You’ll have your hand on your dick for the rest of the day as usual.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

ELO loves the Sox even more

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mercy!

Shit, we’re not going to do the lyrics thing again, are we???

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

All over the woooooooooooooooorld....

Oh. Sorry.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

A turntable!

This looks like my college frat room except for the lack of tang in the picture.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

tang?

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's what OPOSes drank before Gatorade was invented.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

we don't get Gatorade here

they have it on the continent I think – I see it advertised all the time – is it like red bull or similar?

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, it's like powerade.

Which you probably don’t get either. Ummm…it’s like… vitamin water?

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

don't know powerade - is that like Lucozade?

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

no. it's no good for hangovers.

and tang is like watery synthetic orange juice.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 16, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

and only good for methadone

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

its like kool-aid

but its supposed to provide energy through electrolites

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

we don't drink kool-aid either

that’s the suicide juice

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

You just answered your own question.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

soft drinks

we have lucozade, lemonade, dandelion and burdock, and coca cola, pepsi, kia ora

no Kool-aid or gatorade

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dandelion....and burdock.

If i ever go out there, I think I’m just going to stick to beer.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

very popular soft drink

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you guys still have WKD over there?

They stopped selling it here, which was unfortunate, because it killed the Fat Frog recipe we used.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

alcopops

yes very popular – the birds drink loads of em

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

like a non carbonated, non caffeinated fanta

that sounds terrible, but gatorade is delish

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It sounds similar to Orangina

I like Orangina

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

kinda, but in a less homoerotic bottle

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hahaha VG.

Like a non-carbonated Orangina.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Irn-bru - yes that's commonplace

and tizer as well which is very similar

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least you have good chocolate.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 16, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes our chocolate is far superior

everyone I know who has a holiday in america says the mass market chocolate is of very poor quality compared to UK offerings.

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 16, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's what the astronauts drank.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

ni**a what the fuck is JUICE?

give me some fuckin purple drank!

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

The drink or the poon?

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 16, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

The drink

clearly.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

hot damn!

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

now thats a good drink

not

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Twinkie Town is fun today.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 AM CDT reply actions  

/CSQ makes make dash to google maps

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

1983: I was still half-egg, half-sperm

Took seven more years before they finally joined.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 11:54 AM CDT reply actions  

jesus

you make everyone here feel like an opos

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 16, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I try, at least while I'm still young.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I was about to say.

Damn I’m callin people OPOS’s and then you show up. Hey at least we can all legally drink. Bwahahaha.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

18 months exactly until I can, actually

January 16 is my birthday.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heheh.

My friend, that will be the longest year of your life. Trust me.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

And if the season were to end today

striker would win the “guess the division winners and wild card contest”. he currently has 5 out of 8, and could have 6 if he hadn’t guessed baltimore would win the east

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 16, 2010 12:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Who in the hell thought Baltimore would actually do anything besides finish in the basement this season?

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Besides striker obviously

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man tries to score. Woman decides to F N.S. instead

Read it and weep. Really:

http://deadspin.com/5588971/cockblocked-by-nick-swisher—great-moments-in-drunken-hookup-failure

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 16, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

FNS

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should watch How I Met Your Mother

They brought him on for an episode and he does this EXACT same thing. I hate you NS. FNS.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

somebody needs to photoshop this ASAP

maybe with one of those lady pee standing up assist things

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

swish smokin a doob

awesome.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe if it was in oakland instead of detroit.

looks like some kind of light.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

look at the eyelids

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's at a bar that allowed smoking

drowning his sorrows after losing the alcs. i’d be half-lidded with booze too.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

look at the way he's attempting to grab it, and it's not lit.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

who cares

we both know that dude smokes a LOT of weed.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

this i can agree with.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

you say that

like its a bad thing

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet he gets some good shit too.

read it as… that-dude-smokes, a LOT of weed.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

good fucking lord.

if i was gunna get cockblocked by a MLB player… it damn sure wouldn’t be Nick fucking Swisher.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 16, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

by the way i think my wife would leave me for fellow douchebag

aaron rowand. I also think she’d bang carlos…. I would allow that one if it meant he continues his hitting.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 16, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your wife is clearly a whore.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

woah chill the fuck out rdubs

or i will step in.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh pipe down, knobber. Ken knows I'm busting his balls.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i'm busting yours.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

My shenanigans = cute and cheeky.

Your shenanigans = sad and tragic!

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

recycled.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh… she never mentioned it.

You must not be terribly memorable.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 16, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

fellow douchebag? really?

how can you hate Rowand?

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

blasphemus

but he’s soooo grindy

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

that goatee begs to differ

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by boyonthedock on Jul 16, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone know a good seafood market/place in Chicago?

I’m looking to get my hands on some crab (blue, more specifically) to do a New Orleans’ style boil, but am not having a whole lot of luck.

by CWSKeith on Jul 16, 2010 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

just be sure to try and get there in the morning

or at the very least before 3 when they bleach the street…rotting meat, heat, and bleach=worst smell ever.

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Argh -- tried there. They've got soft crab but no blue crab.

Thanks though. I’ve called a few places, and from the sounds of it, blue crab aren’t readily available in the midst of a hot summer.

by CWSKeith on Jul 16, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

been watching top chef dc?

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dirk's is solid... a tad pricey... but not outrageous

And despite it being a chain and all, you really can’t go too wrong with Whole Foods

by CatBrains on Jul 16, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

there isn't any way to banish the blackberry roundtable widget, is there.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

which one is that?

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait, his actual first name is really "sky"?

i thought it was just a nickname. goddamn hippie parents.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably not hippies.

people who name their kids schuyler tend to be rich east coasters.

by larry on Jul 16, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, so it is a nickname.

goddamn trust funders…..

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey sky is part of the family

he helps coach little league n shit.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need more Kalkman in your diet.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 16, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

for a year and a half of that tub of goo?

haven’t we had enough of fat guys on the south side?

They touched me where it hurts most... - Ozzie

by Shakey on Jul 16, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

for hudson and morel id drive the tub of goo

I’d drive to milwaukee, pack up his shit and move him in.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 16, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hope you've got a big trunk

They touched me where it hurts most... - Ozzie

by Shakey on Jul 16, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

even worse, he's a vegetarian

it’s not nearly as hilarious photochopping a giant celery stick or carrot instead of a big ol’ turkey leg.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually, that sounds pretty hilarious

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by boyonthedock on Jul 16, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

wut id love to see that

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 17, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

man i quit reading that years ago...

It used to be that he went out and found the stories, until the writers caught wind of his site and knew they could get some extra mouse clicks by spurting off every rumor they heard. Hope he got his piece.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 16, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont think thats accurate

a friend of mine used to work with him.. i believe the site first became popular when he broke a trade based on some central/south american paper. i don’t think the site is primarily intended to scoop anyone on trade rumors. rather, its a place that collects all the rumors and puts them in one place.

he must have gotten his piece. last i heard, he does this full time now.

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Jul 16, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

no fucking way you trade Beckham for a year and a half of Prince

Sox don’t have any assets to get that trade done, it’s just a fact of life.

by madvillian on Jul 16, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep agreed

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 16, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder

Would be nice if we could trade for him, but I understand if we didn’t. One more bat would make guys like Kotsay and Jones really valuable bench players. I think that’s why Kenny signed both of them, for the depth on the bench.

by walterfan34 on Jul 16, 2010 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

                         control
oversight = -————————
                     human nature

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was 9 years old during 1983 Sox run

all I can remember about that summer is: my little league team went to a Cubs game, the security at Wrigley stole my pop from my lunch sack and I have hated the Cubs ever since, Oh and I saw the San Diego chicken chase some players with a baseball bat.

Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.

by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 16, 2010 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

me like

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 16, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has The Lieutenant faced Teh Twinn yet in his nascent ML career?

If not, it’s a good day to break your Twinn cherry, Jackin’!

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

for those with u-verse worried about mad men

AT&T got a deal done. Draper will be there for you.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by boyonthedock on Jul 16, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

going sunday

saw Modest mouse at summerfest last week, and don’t like LCD. but PAVEMENT PAVEMENT PAVEMENT.

you going sunday?

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by boyonthedock on Jul 16, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

lcd too poppy for you?

im seeing pavement this september the night after girltalk plays…cant wait for the pavement show.

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

not poppy enough

just none of their tunes strike me. i’m one of those weird people who don’t like “all my friends.”

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by boyonthedock on Jul 16, 2010 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. Limited cash flow this summer means no music festivals.

I’m gonna try and catch Pavement when they come to Milwaukee, though, depending on ticket prices.

by CWSKeith on Jul 16, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

dh hydra

Anyone willing to consider that the DH-hydra is actually working right now? Has anyone compiled the DH-hydra’s stat line since June 8?

I worry that trading for a big-name slugger is going to totally screw with the team’s chemistry right now. Now that Ozzie has finally settled on a 3-4-5 of all righties, I’m fine with having a Kotsay-Jones platoon in the bottom half of the lineup with Viciedo adding a little pop as well.

I’d rather focus on adding a veteran starter to fill Peavy’s shoes and protect against a possible injury.

by Wayne Nordhagen on Jul 16, 2010 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

the sox are gonna lose maybe 2 games before the trade deadline

for better or worse no major move gets made in the midst of a 39-7 run.

by Trooper on Jul 16, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

.294/.337/.635

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 16, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

More than acceptable for the 6-7 spot in the lineup. Granted, some of those numbers come from Q and Paulie in the 4-5 spots, but still.

by Wayne Nordhagen on Jul 16, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I was going to rip on him, but “benevolent” is perfect. Rec’d. LOL.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

obviously the more useful number is the stats from dh that have no business being dh

nobody’s gonna complain about a Q! and paulie at dh, and when they are there the other guys are in the field.

but none of that matters while they’re playing the part of THE BEST TEAM EVER!

by Trooper on Jul 16, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Difference between 83 and 05 teams

In 83 you had a starting four that was really outstanding, some hitters who had career years, and then lots of nothing. Basically, an exciting team that had some great, great individual efforts (Hoyt was unbeatable for the longest time) but an uneven collection as a whole..

In 2005, early July is when I started noticing something about the eventual WS team that I had never seen in the Sox before, a team the kept the pressure on the other team for all nine innings. It seemed like a lot of games were “who’s going to blink first” and it was seldom the Sox.
And today, that’s what I’m looking for when I watch the Sox, a team that always keeps the pressure on, whether it be a 1-0 game or a 7-6 game. They seem to be showing some of that. Now if they can make that continue on -not the ridiculous winning % of the last 31 games but the pressure – through the dog days we may have something.

by Dick Allen's batting helmet on Jul 16, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

sounds exactly like aught10

83 that is…a starting staff that is supposed to be near perfect, some hitters that Had career years, and lots of nothing…

i dont see much resemblence of 05. instead of the blinking game, its more like that over/under hand slap game.

nonetheless, i hope they keep the pressure on and have a repeat result of 2005

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

best Sox teams

Why is it that the ’93-94 Sox teams get overlooked when discussing the best Sox teams of the past 30 years?

Those teams were probably the most talent-laden teams the Sox ever had. Great starting pitching in blackjack, Fernandez, Alvarez and Bere. And big Frank and Robin coming into their primes to go with the speed of Raines and 1-dog. And Officer Karkovice shutting down oppositions running games.

Just saying, they deserve to be part of the conversation as much as 1983.

by Wayne Nordhagen on Jul 16, 2010 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

i was 15 in 94... i agree.... very good team

but those teams will never go down as all times greats because A) it wasn’t the first division title most have seen (83 gets that nod)

B) the events I mentioned that ruined each season…. and i suppose the jordan thing didn’t ruin the sox season but when they aren’t getting talked about in the playoffs people kind of forgot about them….

and C) they won the hole fucking thing about 10 years later…..

so yes it was a great era of ball… but just like 1990 (that was a damn good team too) it will always be overshadowed.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 16, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was pretty stoned in 94

you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM

by e-gus on Jul 16, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

yah i was just about to chime in on that...

my girlfriend was a senior and i was a junior. we went to a game the day after prom and i was starting to really like the sox again that year (my dad quit following en after 83)…. i remember delivering pizza and listening to the games on the radio and then the sportstalk shows when games werent aired. i was devistated when i hear that the strike happened. i cheered myself up by thanking god i wasnt an expos fan

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rings = 0.

‘83 was the first taste of any trophy since 1959, fer Chrissakes. After that, division titles were passe’.

But I am getting ahead of meself, and we are saving the good winningugly stuff for a “lull”.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

power's been out here for about an hour

Probably gonna meed somebody else to throw up a gamethread

by The Cheat on Jul 16, 2010 4:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I meed you to spell "need" right

even if you are on mobile. :D

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

mead

you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM

by e-gus on Jul 16, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

me-ed.

You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

by winningugly on Jul 16, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

If next week's weather forecast holds true

The White Sox should go undefeated.

I’m hearing temperatures in the upper 90s next week, possibly a couple of days in the 100s

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

no hot and rainy?

i was out there in 03 for cmwc and i believe it may have hit low 90’s but it was the most fantastic 90 degree weather ever…that cool breeze did not quit.

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

senseless use of energy

and people wonder why we have global warming.

STOP DRAINING PEOPLE!!!

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 16, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait, isn't "draining people" how she's paying for a week of sox tickets?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saved a bit on my electric bill by attaching everything to a few powerstrips and unplugging those

people need to know more about draining

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 17, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might be moving to Seattle in the fall from NYC

spent 3 weeks out there visiting friends at the end of may beginning of June.

Unreal beauty. Hiked the rainforest out to Shi Shi on the Olympic Peninsula and also did Annete Lake in the Mt. Baker range.

I got a bunch of friends from college out there and my sis lives out there. Kinda getting tired of NYC now that I’m getting into my late twenties. Seems like a nice place to grow old.

by madvillian on Jul 16, 2010 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant Chicago, because that's their home park

So if it’s hot in Chicago, then they should do well even on the road.

"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

sox are only 2-4 between winning streaks.

we need to work on that.

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Jul 16, 2010 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Ahh 83!

I was just a little more then a month old, it was a great time…. no responsibilities, two personal butler and maid that waited on me at any hour…

by 815Sox on Jul 16, 2010 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

plus, the maid would show her tits at the drop of a hat.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 16, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

can we trade for andres torres?

this guy is a stud

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 16, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

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