Question for the locals
Hi Sox fans,
I'm one of those baseball nerds who has decided to make his pilgrimage across the country, and attempt to visit all 30 MLB parks. This weekend has my travels taking me to Chicago, Milwaukee, and then back to Chicago, and I'll be at U.S. Cellular Field for the next Monday game against the Mariners.
I have a general idea what I'll be doing around town during my stay around Chicago, but I'd really love to ask you guys, if you have any other suggestions / ideas for food, sights,etc. Furthermore, I'm curious if there are any ideas or things to know about U.S. Cellular; how early the gates open, any suggested view points, food tips, etc.
Apologies in advance if these types of questions have been answered many times from other nerds who have made their travels in the past, but I couldn't really find anything searching for "visiting," "traveling" or any other key words, so I pose my question, possibly, yet again.
Thanks in advance, and all ideas, suggestions, and clever remarks are appreciated!
If you guys are interested, I'll gladly return after my trip to post pictures and smarmy writing in review of your park and my experiences in town, a la the following links below:
A Visitor's Perspective Series:
Dodger Stadium - True Blue L.A.
Angel Stadium - Halos Heaven
PETCO Park - Gaslamp Ball
Great American Ball Park - Red Reporter
Tropicana Field - DRaysBay
Metrodome - Twinkie Town
PNC Park - Bucs Dugout
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Well youre schedule doesnt seem to coincide with the other teams
but the best way to experience a Chicago baseball trip is to go see the Cubs lose a day game, then hop on the redline and see the Sox win their night game.
I’d say you could swap that around but you dont want to walk around wrigleyville at night.
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 19, 2010 11:21 AM CDT reply actions
they never schedule that.
It only happened once last year when the Cubs had a make up day.
Its almost impossible to plan a vacation around that.
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
Have to get your share of Chicago food while you're here
As long as you don’t mind unhealthy food, deep dish pizza and an italian beef are both pretty much requirements. People are pretty big on the hot dogs too.
I prefer Pizzeria Uno for deep dish (it’s not the same recipe that you’ll find at the chain that goes by the same name), but Luo Malnati’s and Gino’s are both good too.
Personally, I’d take the El to the game, White Sox or Cubs, just to get the genuine feel for the Chicago baseball experience, but public transportation isn’t for everyone. Red line drops you off at each stadium.
http://www.roadfood.com/Restaurant/Reviews/1311/pizzeria-uno
by Grinder in Training on Jul 19, 2010 11:34 AM CDT reply actions
Gates open 2 hours before.
Since the revisions the upperdeck isn’t bad but try and get a lower deck seat. Not really any bad views. The food in the park is great. My personal favorites are polish (mustard only- onion for some), italian beef (tell them to dip it), and peeled corn off the cob that they will dress up any way you like.
As far as Chicago visits, sites or events that’s way too broad man. Chicago is a world class city with lots to offer but perhaps give us some of your interests and folks can better steer you to the right spots. Metromix Chicago (where you can put in dates) can help a little.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
the gates open 90 minutes before the game, except on kids days.
the parking lots open two hours before the game.
hey swisher...........you know.
i think they have some food discounts before the game too
like half off dogs or something like that…
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Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 19, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Kind of my thoughts..
You could spend a couple weeks in Chicago and not see everything, this isn’t Detroit or Cleveland.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 19, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
or atlanta
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Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 19, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
If you're stuck on the Kennedy at the wrong time
On a really hot day, you could believe it is though.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 19, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
ha
unless you ride your bicycle on the kennedy
im sure its against the law, but there is a nice short hard to get caught, blow by those stuck in traffic section. southbound on milwaukee, hop on at the augusta ramp, hop off at the racine ramp. 5 of riding tops, priceless fun
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 19, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
ergh, 5 minutes of riding tops
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Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 19, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, I actually saw a guy on a bike getting pulled over on the Kennedy, near Harlem, not too long ago.
Funniest moment in a long time.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 20, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
id love to see a post us cellular trip wrtie up and pictures
have fun, and awesome damn btw, favorite movie of all time.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
awesome damn???
that should read awesome NAME. wowza!
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
yah dude
i havent read em all yet and only skimmed a few, but i cant wait to see your pics and recap of your visit.
whats been your favorite so far?
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Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 19, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Good question
I know I’ve done seven parks linked above, but I’ve been to 13 parks so far in actual total; some places, I just never did these reviews for, and a few places I had been to previously, and didn’t see much point in going back.
I’d have to say that out of the AL parks, I do like the Orioles’ Camden Yards the most. And in the NL, I would say that PETCO Park is my favorite. Between the two, I may actually lean towards the O’s, despite the fact that in actuality, I really loathe the city of Baltimore, and the state of Maryland. (grew up in Virginia)
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
camden yards always looked cool on tv
and has the best name for a park in baseball. pnc, though a stupid name, looks pretty cool too, what with the view and everything
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
Am I correct in assuming you are not employed by Mr. Barksdale?
I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds
by ChicagoPete on Jul 20, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
If your seats are upstairs, get there at least an hour early, enter gate 2 into the bullpen bar and buy a bracelet.
Its worth the $15.
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
Okay, I have to ask
What precisely does this magical $15 bracelet entitle the wearer to?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
a picnic table just behind the right field fence with a waitress.
ends up being about $5 cheaper than the people sitting right behind you(if you bought the nosebleeds) and in this case a drink from me. I’ll be there monday.
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
Just rememeber to park the van in my driveway
when you are through. And for once hose it down.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
by winningugly on Jul 19, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
thanx for that
my co-worker thinks im going crazy again for laughing out loud at my computer screen
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 20, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
way to go.
now you’ll never get that new ticker you old piece of shit!
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
This.
But bring three friends with you, or prepare to make small talk with strangers. They put four on the tables regardless of the size of the party.
If you don’t sit at the table, anything in the lower deck is a decent seat. Food is outstanding.
by BridgeportJoe on Jul 20, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, and depending on where you are from...
Try to do Mexican food while in Chicago. Best you’ll get outside of the Texas-to-California belt (though if you live in said belt, ignore this). For cheaper stuff, Pancho Pistolas on 31st and Union is decent and close (medium walk/short drive) to the ballpark. Good-but-not-great food, and cheap margaritas. For more upscale Mexican — and Chicago is pretty known for this — try Frontera/Topolobampo or Salpycon.
Other Chicago food recs:
1.) Unless you are from NYC or SF, you’ll get the best (authentic) Chinese food you’ve ever had in Chinatown. I used to like L’Szechuan, but I have no idea if it’s still there.
2.) Ditto Thai. Opart Thai has a location on about 20th and State, which is a reasonably short drive to the park.
3.) If you like fancy dining, try Chez Joel in little Italy. Good classical French food with a hint of Moroccan influence. This is probably my favorite restaurant in the world. But some people aren’t into $60-a-person French food.
4.) Greektown is touristy, but you might be into that. Santorini is more expensive but has good seafood. The other places are all pretty interchangeable.
5.) Skip: Sushi, Vietnamese, pizza (honestly, Chicago deep dish is disgusting, and you can get non-deep-dish anywhere), seafood.
by BridgeportJoe on Jul 20, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
deep dish is disgusting?
what the fuck!
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
by e-gus on Jul 20, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry.
Maybe you like a dessert pie crust lined with string cheese on the bottom and canned tomatoes on top. I don’t.
We’d usually just get Ricobene’s thin crust when we were living on the south side.
by BridgeportJoe on Jul 20, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Ricobene's probably has my favorite bbq beef sandwich in the world
good food there.
The Gino’s east in Orland folded about a month ago so maybe some people out there share your sentiment.
Definitely not me though.
So much for the family night special.
Deep dish and a two liter of pop for $15.
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
They closed Gino's East??? Damn, so many memories of writing explicit messages on their walls.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
when they cut that out it was the beginning of the end.
its been graffiti free for years now.
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
I discovered the new Panera in that area like a year late, so this doesn't surprise me.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
absolutely correct
deep dish blech, only tourists eat that stuff – they should serve it in a garbage can lid.
But how could you forget Al’s Beef – c’mon! (btw it’s Lao Szechuan)
I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds
Thanks for the correction.
Haven’t lived in Chicago in 3 years, and I haven’t eaten there in probably about 5. But I remember a fantastic Ma Po Tofu and a great dish with rabbit and insanely hot peppers and nothing else.
We actually go to Ed’s Potsticker House on Halsted and 32ndish when we’re in town. Mostly for sentimental reasons — that was our neighborhood Chinese place. It’s where the Chinese people in Bridgeport eat. Good but not great.
As for Al’s, I have to admit I never went. In fact, I’ve probably eaten more Italian beefs in 3 years in Denver than I did in 10 years in Chicago. Go figure.
by BridgeportJoe on Jul 20, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Ed's is good stuff,
That’s actually a great rec for someone looking for exceptional food within reasonable walking distance to the Cell.
Chinatown’s not a bad idea either. Park in the cheap lot at Cermak & Wentworth, go to dinner and take the red line one stop to the game. Lao Szechuan for the dried chili chicken or Moon Palace for the fish fillet with salt & pepper, oh yeah.
If I’m with someone from out of town I always take them to Al’s Beef (but strictly the Taylor St location). Just seeing the reaction to the first bite from an Al’s virgin is priceless.

I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds
Im glad you specified the one on Taylor
because the rest of the franchises suck.
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
by e-gus on Jul 20, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
never had Al's off of Taylor...
I never imagined I would want to try it again after I went to a franchise. It was absolutely awful. What is the difference between Taylor and the rest of the garbage franchises? I can’t imagine the recipe would be much different.
"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 24, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm glad I am not alone in this sentiment.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah what the fucking fuck???
If that doesn’t look like the tastiest damn thing in the world, I don’t know what does.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 20, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which was a hilariously awesome sketch.
If I recall, he had a piece of polish sausage lodged in the lining of his heart, clearly causing such a health problem. The cause was not deep dish related.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 20, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Every Chicago Sports fan should know these sketches by heart.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 20, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i for one, will rec this
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
agreed, though item 5, sub-item c is just flat out wrong
deep dish is a thing to behold, savor, and cherish.
roy, where are you staying? lou malnati’s and uno’s are solid choices if you’re downtown. if you’re on the north side, chicago’s pizza is a good choice (they’re everywhere up there and they deliver until 5am). giordano’s is also quite solid and has locations all over the city/burbs as well.
on the way off chance you’re in beverly, can’t go wrong with milano’s. far south / south burbs has beggar’s pizza locations everywhere too.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously.
It’s really hard to beat Lou Malnati’s or Giordano’s. Let it be known that, as well as being “touristy,” Chicagoans actually do enjoy deep-dish pizza.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 20, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Lou Malnati's is the finest pie we got.
Pequods comes in a distant second. If you’re into a dive bar after the game hit up the Hungry Brain. Before the game go to the Redwood Lounge at 3200 S. Wallace.
lot of garlic on the Malnati's pizza.
its good but Im not sure its best.
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
There in lies the rub
i love me some garlic. The burps five hours after eating Lou’s..I could do without. I just think the crust is the best ChiPie has to offer. Where Gino’s is tasteless, Lou’s is an explosion of taste.
You have 2 excuses for being sensitive to garlic:
You are not a amgnificent Italian, and you are a vampire. I feel for the poor sap for whom you are going to “buy” a “drink”. Another one converting to the Undead, you leech.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2010 6:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
there will be a typo on your fucking tombstone.
Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.
by MarketMaker on Jul 20, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
And you will not go to Heaven
because you welsh on your bets.
You are worse than trying to buy a short-sale home from a TARP recipient. Takin’ forever.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
i know you're short on time, old man, but 2 weeks to get a bottle of wine to FL ain't that bad.
Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.
Outstanding.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 20, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks.
Triumph of hope over experience, my typing is.
You will look at my bicep and you will see a 20-inch bicep and you will say "Wow, look what this training has done" - that's the obvious. The harder you work, the more you gain, there's no shortcut, and that each time you fail, that you just got to get up and try again. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like garlic just fine
however I want my pizza to taste like other flavors as well.
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
not to start another pissing contest with you but...
i have never had an over garlicky pie from malnatis, I order from there all of the time. It is by far the best deep dish i have ever tasted.
"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 24, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hungry Brain is another one of my favorite bars.
Not at all close to the Cell, but amazing in every way. Where are you at, Rhubarb?
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 20, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Right on. Good choice.
Beat Kitchen is right there, too, and for a 4 am dive there’s no better than Underbar.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 20, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Underbar...yes
My wife’s cousin is a bartender there. Excellent music and people. First and only bar where I have heard both Fiery Furnaces and Electralane in the same half hour.
Estelle's
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 21, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
No way.
Due to location, filled with douche.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 21, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Girlfriend's brother turned me on to that place
I couldn’t believe the prices. Still can’t. So cheap…especially for the near north side of Chicago.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
One of the bartenders/owners used to be a beer vendor at the Cell.
Not sure if she still is. But all the bartenders there are extremely friendly, too. Very cheap AND likely to get discounts/freebies.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 21, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I have never been
But Google Maps says it’s closed? Is this true?
by Grinder in Training on Jul 21, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
If Google maps jumped off a building would you?
It is still open.
by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2010 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
by far the best... i've ever had.
No diarrhea afterwards is always a plus. Giordanos gives me the trots… plus the crust is kind of dry.
"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 24, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Is disgusting?
That’s clearly an opinion most do not share. There wouldn’t be an entire industry around it if it was.
“honestly” As if the rest of us are lying about it and we’re actually miserable as we eat it.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 20, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Pancho Pistolas - the preferred restaurant of Alexei Ramirez
Bertucci’s at 24th and Princeton is really good.
I like Miller’s Pub – so old school.
Anyone try the Cork and Kerry in the Park?
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Pancho Pistolas, Frontera, L'Szechuan, Opart Thai
yes, yes, yes and yes. Love them all. I will have to try Chez Joel if that is your favorite, because you sir have taste.
I'm just going to throw this out there:
Visit Millennium Park. Yes, it’s chock full of tourists, but it really is pretty cool. Great view of downtown, and tons of stuff see and do within walking distance. Maybe see the sun set from the Signature Room at the Hancock building. Avoid, if you can, Navy Pier and Michigan Avenue shopping. Depending how long you’re in the city, maybe check out some different neighborhoods and their respective bars.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
i like how you tell him
to go see the sunset at the signature room but tell him to avoid the magnificent mile…chances are hes not a retard, but regardless, most would not try and navigate around mich ave. ending up having to go through the heart of the beast would pretty much be his only option.
rec the millenium park…wasnt a big fan of it at first, and havent seen any shows at gehry’s pritzker pavillion, but the park itself is great. always some new stuff there each time i visit. plus that bp bridge to daily bicentenial park is tits. the ice rink on the other side is way better then the tourist trap by the bean, and was a hot date spot for me back in the day…
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 21, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha, yeah. Can't really avoid Michigan Ave if you're going to the Hancock.
Put your head down and power through. Don’t spend more time there than you need to.
Seconded on the ice rink in Daley Bi Plaza rather than in Millennium Park. The people watching all around there is outstanding. Plus, the lake, museums, the loop, etc are all right there. Best view of the city, besides being on the lake, is from the Planetarium.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 21, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
god, i wanna come home...
kid is going to be 5 next week. his mom is a trust fund bia. he should be fine right? he could just come up for holidays and summer right?
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 21, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Jibaritos, aka sandwiches made with fried plantains instead of bread. I'm a fan, you will be too.
"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah
i was actually a little disappointed with those. it sounded better to me than it was.
Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.
OMF'nG
the only thing humbolt park is good for…i havent had one in ages. i cant remember the name but there was a place on division just past western on the southside of the street.
where do you recommend next time im in town?
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 21, 2010 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget
to hit K town on the west side. Holler!
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
do they still have the best smack around?
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 21, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Tourist tips
1. Park the car and take the L trains everywhere.
2. If you are going to drive don’t between 7 am and 9:15 am and 3pm to 6pm.
3. Lots of good stuff along Ohio St. and Ontario St (right next to each other). Just North of Downtown (across the River). Can catch an L train right there (go down, down, down) to the ballpark (changing at Jackson – the walk through the tunnel – I believe – a can’t miss on game day/night)
4. Ontario/Ohio streets – Pizzeria Uno and Due, the Mag mile, Rockbottom Brewery (yeah, it’s a Denver chain but it’s still damn good beer), Navy Pier in the evening, lakefront (renting bikes to ride the lakefront is nice).
5. Museum campus (South end of downtown on the lakefront) – Natural History (and the restaurant is decent too), and the Shedd Aquarium.
6. Hookers – oh never mind, if you’re a whore hound you’ll find’em.
by Dick Allen's batting helmet on Jul 20, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
Please do yourself the favor of
ignoring the psychotic, taste bud-less pinheads above who had the audacity to criticize deep dish pizza.
Go to Lou Malnati’s, order a butter-crust pan sausage, and savor every bite of the very best pizza you will ever eat.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
by RWShow on Jul 21, 2010 2:23 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Harlequin'd.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 21, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Thank you.
I can’t believe anyone living in this city is trashing deep dish. Thouroughly disappointed.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 21, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
what do you know about it corn boy?
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
trying to resist pizza argument...but i bet they do put corn in their deepdish out there
boejouma, are you a hawkeye or cyclone?
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Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 21, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
dont really care
but when they play each other i go for the clones. a lot of my family went to isu
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
oh, AND FUCK YOUR DEEP DISH
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Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 21, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i know deep dish is fucking phenomenal, Chinny McPubepubes
hahahaha thats a funny name. but seriously. the shits delicous
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
derrrrr delicious.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
dont forget to add sliced tomatoes.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 24, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
For the love of God, get yourself some Harold's Chicken
(and this is coming from a vegetarian). There’s one on Harrison between Clinton and Canal. There used to be one on Wabash around Harrison; not sure if it’s still there.
best recomendation yet
have you ever eaten at Soul Veg down there on e 75th? sunday nights are best
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Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 23, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Soul Veg is some damn tasty.
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by South Side Expat on Jul 23, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I've gotten takeout from there and yes, that's some quality stuff
A lot better than Rajun Cajun (I work in Hyde Park and wind up having a lot of that put in front of me).
this.
and they’re everywhere.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions

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