This Recap Will Feature Much Putzing Around
Two entirely unrelated factoids: On this roadtrip:
- Bobby Jenks blew his second save of the season and recorded his second loss in the last 4 games.
- J.J. Putz set the White Sox record for most consecutive scoreless appearances
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A series win is nice, but it sucks to outlast the King and come away with nothing.
And if Bobby has serious family issues affecting him, then perhaps give him the time off he needs. Putz is on a roll and would happily rack up some saves.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
family issues
has hawk or anyone in the media brought that up again (since about two weeks ago +/-)?
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 22, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
i dn if GMs care or not
but if Putz was a potential trade chip, they might want to see him in his role for a bit.
Fireworks: Bang?
I don't see how the Sox can trade anyone off their major league roster (except Vicideo)
The team has no depth at any position…I’m all for fixing the un-depth at DH but they can’t create other holes to do so….
by hitlesswonder on Jul 22, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I meant anything of value on the major league roster.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 22, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
i think hudson is an exception
if you got the right starter. putz could be an exception if you got a big bat. in general you’re right though.
Fireworks: Bang?
i think we can afford a little addition by subtraction
but not a lot of it
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
he might fit a need for a suitor
and the Sox might need to be flexible in that regard. that’s all i was saying.
Fireworks: Bang?
Package Jenks...
in any trade we make. This guy needs to go, and should have been moved last year.
And did you hear the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup?
by TrickyDickAllen on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 AM CDT reply actions
This
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 22, 2010 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Bah
Jenks Porky ruined my good mood
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
Shit, Fuck, Ass, Shit, Ass
Okay, I feel mildly better.
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
Oz just said the closer role will be by committee for the time being.
Joe Cowley just tweeted that.
Threets out-pitched Jenks
So…yeah…time for a change.
I actually think Ozzie will start using Putz to close more often…he seems to have much less loyalty to relief pitchers than position players.
The clock struck twelve and Bobby turned into a fucking pumpkin.
you might be able to make movie that yourself
depends.
by Trooper on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM
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Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
jenks
“(Sunday) in Minnesota was on me, but tonight I had good stuff…” Jenks felt this one was more bad luck than bad pitches.
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
good stuff my ass. get off of the mound and field the bunt
you fat son of a bitch.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Throwing a very hittable 2-2 pitch
When he could’ve tried to get Gutierrez to chase. At worst, it would’ve been a force at any base.
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Sox Machine
in and of itself that's not bad
i was thinking he might put gutz and was surprised by the pitch. why couldn’t gutz have thought the same if we were both thinking the same?
Fireworks: Bang?
A surprise slider up and over the plate?
If that’s not awful execution, that’s a bad time for derring-do.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
it was a cutter that missed down a bit.
AJ wanted it under the letters, but seemed to be on the corner. most of his glove is over the plate:


the actual pitch seems to be more outside than either gameday suggests or AJ’s original target was:

if there was anything he was told to do, it was miss off the plate. it wasn’t an ideal pitch, but it wasn’t bad either.
Fireworks: Bang?
I dunno what you're seeing there.
Bobby didn’t miss the target by much. Why call a cutter middle in just on the outside edge of the plate?
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 22, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
lots of reasons
but if we’re going to start bitching, let’s at least get AJ in there too. the battery agreed to a pitch.
Fireworks: Bang?
i love that term
battery
i wish it were used more often
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i just rewatched Alexei's great play in the hole from the other night.
the second one. guess what Bobby threw.
Fireworks: Bang?
Oh bullshit
That was a bad lineup that had shutdown for 10 innings…if Erick Threets can K the side, then a closer with good stuff doesn’t allow 3 hits and lose the damn game.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Do I sound smart to you?
Forgot? I’ve never known.
But…if I imagined what a smart person might say…I think a closer with good stuff wouldn’t be allowing so many balls in play and would/should be less subject to the whimsy of BABIP.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 22, 2010 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
SSS has such a love/hate affair with Bobby
see him for what he is and compare him to that. his peripherals are well in line with his career numbers, which are good. was there something out of the ordinary he did tonight?
Fireworks: Bang?
out of ordinary with what?
2006? everytime hes one its like he lets on two baserunners before he even gets an out. and when we get to the third out we’re fucked
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
sometimes I think we need an eye test
“checks”
he fucking sucks. next?
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 22, 2010 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Was this really bad BABIP luck for Jenks
and good for Sergio/Threets?
I didn’t see many balls put in play for Threets. And the ones that were for Sergio didn’t leave the infield.
I went to bed and missed the horror. Were the 3 hits off Jenks line drives or “duck snorts”?
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions
The Figgins stolen base
was especially irritating. Jenks didnt give a damn about him on first. Not rockets but they were legit hits.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
i definitely disagree
it was pretty clear he was on top of things. he knew that he could go first to third a couple times and get figgins slow on his break. that’s probably why they were hit/running after he showed that.
Fireworks: Bang?
Since I posted
I learned that the first hit off Jenks was a bunt single (not exactly good BABIP luck), and recalled that Omar had to leap high to stab a screaming liner to help Sergio get out of a jam not really of his making (which is good BABIP luck).
So maybe not as horrid an outing as Sunday’s blown save/loss. But only one out in 4 batters and poor ability to field his position or (especially) hold runners is still worrying.
Still the eyeball test tells me that Sergio and Threets (!) looked to be in command. Sounds like this was quite untrue for Jenks.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 22, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Get Tdogg for a primer.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
What was the pitch on the game-winning hit
a curveball that didn’t bite? a change-up that stayed up?
the pitches to figgins and gutz both caught more of the plate than you'd like
but the guy has made those pitches to similar batters and gotten outs. such is baseball.
Fireworks: Bang?
Apologist!
Blago called, needs some talking points for not taking the stand.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
The White Sox are making my banana stand.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 22, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Big yellow joint...big yellow joint...
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 23, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
that fucking fat bastard
mother fucking cocksucker….. seriously…. i was having a good day until that fucking loser came in and coughed up another game to the fucking mariners who couldn’t score in a whore house with a fist full of 50s…. jack fucking wilson does it again. i remember that fuck head jenks blew the game against the pirates last year and jack wilson homered off of him. if it wasn’t for this fucking jag we would be up 4 1/2 games already. piece of trash. wow.
Kenwo4life=ratings
so, ken, how do you really feel?
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
I'd rather see Linebrink on the GD mound than Jenks.
fucking slob. I’m gunna have the iron sheik break his back fuck him in the ass and make him humble.
Kenwo4life=ratings
over under on hsa being in ER right now for alcohol poisoning?
and bobby is next to here?
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
i'm thinking cornered by police for committing musketcide
bobby might be next to her in that instance as well
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by billyok on Jul 22, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Like a musket ball would penetrate his hull
If anything, it’d just get embedded next to a two-year-old Skittle.
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by Sox Machine on Jul 22, 2010 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's not an over/under
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Maybe he should start again
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions
4.5
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
OT
i kinda hope we go for pagan at some point this year, whether its before the deadline or in the offseason
Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok
OPTIONS ARE OPEN FOR 'CLOSING'
so says guillen
“Nothing,” Guillen said. "His velocity is not there, they feel very comfortable against him. I keep saying, closing is not an easy job. But in the meanwhile, even yesterday when he got people out we made a couple plays on the field.
“Right now, I tell you how I feel. That’s part of the game. In the meanwhile, we fight hard. I feel for him, like everyone else here. We win together, we lose together. But in the meanwhile, I wish he’d throw the ball better because of the last couple outings. Not because we lose the game, but because I don’t see anything on the ball.”
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 22, 2010 2:01 AM CDT reply actions
yeah
but i’m fine with ‘high-leverage’ by committee, which guillen has shown to have gone by earlier this year
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 22, 2010 2:31 AM CDT up reply actions
i know that comment isn't really a reply, but i'm just saying if guillen goes in this direction, all the better..,
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 22, 2010 2:32 AM CDT up reply actions
was at the game tonight.
told everyone around me that Jenks would blow it. M’s fans tried to tell me how good Jenks was… I knew he’d prove me right
if you post similar comments like that, say a 100x a day on this site, you will be banned too
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 22, 2010 2:46 AM CDT up reply actions
refer to SSH2005 in SSS glossary
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 22, 2010 2:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you should become a fan of a better team
Better teams rarely let their fans down.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Aren't you a fucking Miss Cleo!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 22, 2010 6:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
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by joewho112 on Jul 22, 2010 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hahaha, FUCK YOU ALL SOXED UP.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
That was a fine way to start the day
Would have been nice to win that one. Oakland is going to be tough.
Hopefully they can take 2 of 3 from the A’s…and take care of business at home.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
I was annoyed this morning
got to see the end of the game as I had my morning cup of tea before I go to work. On reflection I think bobby had some bad luck – I mean how often would anyone get away with a bunt to lead off against him? If it rolls a few inches the other way its a foul and we probably win. I wish he would stop doing that thing where he takes his cap off and puts it on again and again. Makes him look nervous. And in that situation throw as hard and fast as you can to lead man, no finesse stuff. He’ll be ok.
Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.
by hoodlight on Jul 22, 2010 7:18 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
You were annoyed because you missed your victory wank.
The rest I agree with.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
Where did WTGTD's fanpost go?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
cuz the haters be hatin'
who ever re-wrote it implied im a “wanna be black”
and "probably wear fubu".
Thought that went too, far especially with my name on it.
“from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I’m back off hiatus.” – grammy family
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 21, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply
I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds
what the hell was up with rios' throw (again)?
not that i thought he had a chance of throwing out figgins but rios’ throw on the final play was reminiscent of his throw on the final play sunday, just a bit lower. it would have gone into the dugout if it hadn’t been cut off by vizquel halfway between the mound and third base.
hey swisher...........you know.
I was like wtf too
Figgins thought SS was gonna catch it and headed hard back to 2B, but there was not even a play at the plate. But whatever, fat boy would’ve coughed it up anyway.
I am become Q! Destroyer of Worlds
Clearly if you would have told me in March that the Sox would take 2 out of 3 from the Mariners in late July...
I would have been fine with it. It was a damn shame what happened this morning but sometimes we can’t get our way. We can all get back to our regular sleep/passed out schedules and kick some Oakland A’ss!
2.5 games up...
BBBJ…I wanna have faith in you but you’re making it SO DAMN DIFFICULT YOU SELFISH ASS.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 AM CDT reply actions
why did I have to wake up to this?
Damn Bobby just sucks now. fucking fat ass.
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 AM CDT reply actions
Actually AJ gets part of the -WPA.
Because that’s what you wanted.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
uh no try again
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Hahahaha, he's right!
If his bitch-like offense gets a pass because of how he “handles the staff” (!), I’m afraid he gets blame for beyotching… I mean “botching” a safe.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
stop picking on aj

Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
you slow
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
?
come again? is that something you posted a while back?
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
no
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
so whats with the Slow comment?
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
why she gotta be crying?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
she is a he, and thats a video from some idiot
asking everyone to stop picking on britney spears…
im in your corner on the aj fight…everyone needs to stop picking on him, but im not gonna post an obsessive video asking to stop, just play off that one…
WHOSH
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
okay thank you
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep!
You wants the WPA+, you gets the WPA- lady!
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 22, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
don't be screaming at me!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
at least you didn't stay up to watch it happen live
I got sucked into a great pitchers duel, the game was flying by. I thought that once the bullpens came into play, we’d take it home. So not only did I stay up, but my anger wouldn’t let me get to sleep for another half hour. Mercy.
i watched the first six innings then went to sleep.
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
show off
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
whatever
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I was pretty calm after the Minnesota meltdown.
I mean twinkie shit happens. Last night I wanted to attack the tv. I know Ozzie’smo when it comes to these type of things but I sense he’s pretty frustrated with Bobby and will actually “stick” with the closer by committee for the immediate future.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
I think this lasts until Bobby gets a few straight 1-2-3 innings under his belt.
And that’s exactly the way it should be handled.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
Normally I'd agree
but my gut tells me not this time. I think he goes closer by committee and then eventually see Putz take over the role.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
you could be right
ozzie could see his master plan under threat now that the boys actually have something to lose.
Fireworks: Bang?
Buzz Bissinger is a miserable bastard
Cubs will never win until they blow up Wrigley. Most overrated stadium in the world. A sewage dump. Kills Pitching. Haunted. Fuck the ivy.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
+1
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes any day". - AJ Pierzynski
by lostinthevines on Jul 22, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
We changed closers midway through the 2005 season and still came out roses !
We can make a closer change midway through this season too.
However, the difference is, in 2005 we had a comfortable cushion and figured we could afford a couple hiccups. This year though, we are in a bleeping dogfight. We CANNOT afford two blown saves this week. Since both the Twins and Tigers are playing bad baseball, this is the time for us to kick it 5th gear and put a 8-game gap between us. Cuz we know Tigers and especially the Twins have a run left in them…….
Changed closers earlier than that in '05: Shingo to Herm was first.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
Didn't we change closers because Hermanson got hurt?
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 22, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
shingo to herm
then herm to jenks full time
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Right. But I mean Hermanson got hurt. That's why we changed closers... out of need.
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
10/4
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
sore back or other
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 22, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
in sept
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by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I had Hermanson on my fantasy roster that year.
He was DTD almost the entire second half.
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 22, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm justifiably pissed at Jenks
he easily could’ve cost us the postseason in the past week, but I hope he remains the closer. Obviously he can’t get traded as his ERA makes him look so much worse than he is (do MLB GMs still care about ERA?).
And since closers are stupid, I prefer to have the flexibility of bringing Thornton, Putz, Santos in whenever the situation is right. Closer by committee is okay, since it’s the right think to do always, but players are generally ignorant and prefer things to be done as they always have in baseball, so there are some potential negatives there regarding mood and mindset in the bullpen. These are relatively minor considerations, though. I’m all for a closer by committee, if not that I want Jenks closing still.
An ERA of 5 for a closer is no fluke.
Just as likely a number of his saves were just as “lucky” as his were “unlucky” last night.
Has it ever not been the case for Bobby that if he ain’t throwing 98-99 mph fastballs hits way too many bats? When he has velocity then batters will chase pitches out of the strike zone. Without velocity he’s too “here comes a get me over pitch” pitcher.
Velocity up, velocity down, change speeds with some break away, velocity is what works for him.
by Dick Allen's batting helmet on Jul 22, 2010 10:07 AM CDT reply actions
His ERA is a fluke
An ERA can be fluky like anything else. Jenks has in fact had more bad luck than usual this year. He walks too many but his underlying stats are fine.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
His walk rate is up significantly, which seems to be the biggest problem.
And I guess his line drive rate is higher than it’s been since 2005.
LDs are tough to use to mean much
the two biggest factors are Ks and BBs. next after that is GB%. still a smallish sample.
Fireworks: Bang?
how about pitch selection?
curveballs are down every year since 2006 and at a career low 7.8%
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Looks like we are seeing a regression in our 1-run W-L column
Fun stats:
Bobby’s career OppAVG is .238 (that includes this season)
Bobby’s 2010 OppAVG is .282
It’s time for Putzgiving
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 AM CDT reply actions
hasn't the 1-run win/loss been debunked
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 22, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I almost avoided this site this morning because I knew it would be all about Bobby
Fine, let Putz close, but then work on stretching Booby out as a starter like C.J. Wilson. He’s got good stuff still and measure very well against other relief pitchers as Colin points out.
"Yes, I am impatient. Yes, I am frustrated. But yes, I still do remain confident that this team is the team that can still challenge for the division championship and hopefully beyond. We've got a lot of good pieces, we just need to all come together and we'll be just fine."
- Kenny Williams
There is zero value in that.
Jenks is gone after this year.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
He doesn't have to be though
"Yes, I am impatient. Yes, I am frustrated. But yes, I still do remain confident that this team is the team that can still challenge for the division championship and hopefully beyond. We've got a lot of good pieces, we just need to all come together and we'll be just fine."
- Kenny Williams
he does if you want the team to significantly improve
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 23, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Teahen and Kotsay would be addition by subtraction
Jenks is more than solid as a pitcher and I really think he could be stretched out to start so his value will equal or exceed his salary. For a team without much farm depth and a fragile co-ace, keeping Bobby around seems a pretty smart idea.
"You’re a cunt, but i’ve got ethics." - U-God
He is not, nor will he ever be, a starter.
Now, I will continue to live life in the exact same way I have been, just to appease the gods. Seriously, I will suck the dick of karma ten times over to see the good guys keep up this stellar play for the rest of the season.
by Campbell32
For someone with a FIP of 2.78, Jenks sure is getting a lot of hate.
Even with these two blown saves, the Sox are still 2.5 games up. The Twins still have Slowey, Baker and Blackburn in their rotation. Things are not that bad.
stop being optimistic
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
ouch, what happened to your heart?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
oh. sorry
whatever you did hope it was worth it.
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, stop it now
It practicaly Armigeddon. Somebody call Bruce Willis to save us.
The longer the wait, the greater the joy. Sox05, Hawks10
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
oh gosh use a dictionary
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay
It’s practically Armigeddon. Somebody call Billy Bob Thorton.
The longer the wait, the greater the joy. Sox05, Hawks10
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 22, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
keep that ugly man away!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Liv Tyler then
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by Old School ChiTown on Jul 22, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm a girl gross
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
NO!!!!!!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Quick let me
makes a gramitacle or spelling error to change the subject.
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by Old School ChiTown on Jul 22, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
gramatical error, newbie
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 22, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks
The more time I spend on SSS, the better I will do on the S.A.T. Hippie ki yay.
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by Old School ChiTown on Jul 22, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
This thread is awesome. Thank you.
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 22, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
ghost writers in the sky
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm rec'ing this for the hilarious, and clearly intentional irony of "gramatical"
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
and.....
some here have short memories. bobby was lights out and a big part of our winning 25 of 30 to get into first place. we’ve seen this before with a closer, that’s the deal. overall, he has been a very good closer. if he’s got mechanical or physical problems he has to iron out, fine let someone else close for a while. it won’t be long before everyone starts hating on putz and thornton if god forbid we blow a game in the late innings.
I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok
I'm shocked, shocked that fans would be upset with two blown saves in one week.
You’re telling me people tend to act irrationally in light of events that don’t go their way?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 22, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
did you not go to the game last night?
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
otay...i was hoping to blame the loss on your absence
hopefully your presence will guarantee at least a series win, with toonder and tsk bringing that little extra for the sweep.
say hi to too short for me.
Just taking a couple minutes to act like a retard.
Thank you, thank you, SSS. Thank you for accepting people who act like retards, if not actual retards. by Mitch. on Jun 24, 2010 1:16 PM CDT
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Were you the one they showed on TV in the 9th or 10th inning?
On the CSNC broadcast? White pinstripe Sox jersey, Sox cap, long dark hair?
Because if so, how would you feel about a mid-30s widower with three children under the age of 4? I’ve had a vasectomy, if that sweetens the pot any.
(Not saying that I expect anything to happen to Prof. Dr. Mrs. Joe. But, hey, I’ve got life insurance, and I don’t expect to die anytime soon, either. Never hurts to plan for the future.)
by BridgeportJoe on Jul 22, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Her dad is also an editor on this site.
"Yes, I am impatient. Yes, I am frustrated. But yes, I still do remain confident that this team is the team that can still challenge for the division championship and hopefully beyond. We've got a lot of good pieces, we just need to all come together and we'll be just fine."
- Kenny Williams
Do you notice it has taken 2-3 years
for someone to finally wake the idiot men on this site to the fact that you are somewhat easy on the eyes? And the guy to do it is BJ. How perfect.
Now, I will continue to live life in the exact same way I have been, just to appease the gods. Seriously, I will suck the dick of karma ten times over to see the good guys keep up this stellar play for the rest of the season.
by Campbell32
"somewhat easy on the eyes"? Nice backhanded swat, OPOS. What's next, you gonna send her a dozen dead roses?
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
I am on record being much more complimentary. HSA knows.
“Uncle wu” shouldn’t gush. Creepy.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Who would that be?
Looks like he was directing his comments to HSA.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
I did not see that definitively addressed
in this thread. Thus it seems it was relating to her, which is how I referenced it.
Go sit on your sushi. Or did it ever get there?
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
I spent a full year on this site without anyone knowing that (in fact, convincing everyone of the opposite). I believe it was e-gus, post-methup, who first declared me a babe.
BJ’s comment is uniquely ballsy and awesome though.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay okay, enough bragging about your hotness. Go bang Coop like a beast and motivate him to fix Bobby.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
Editors are seen at the bottom of the page.
We cloakers are not worthy of mention and lurk in the shadows.
Now, I will continue to live life in the exact same way I have been, just to appease the gods. Seriously, I will suck the dick of karma ten times over to see the good guys keep up this stellar play for the rest of the season.
by Campbell32
I fear for my life from all of you.
Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 23, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm trying to gather my brain bits. And when I do, I have at least one cool story.
by homesickalien on Jul 22, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
you finally summoned the courage to tell Mr Kotsay what you think of him?
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
Actually, I had more than a great opportunity to... he came over and signed baseballs for kids standing around me. Was nice of him.
by homesickalien on Jul 22, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i think that's called "defacing" when you're a player on the level of a Mark Kotsay
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by billyok on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
"Hey! I was gonna use that ball!"
The bluebird can sing, but the crow's got the soul.
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 22, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
We should have brought this guy in

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.
by hoodlight on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
My Game Story:
Ended up getting the pleasant surprise at work that I would have to drive to Edwardsville (St Louis basically) after work to go attend a hearing for a client of mine that attempted the most piss poor example of a criminal act ever. I finally arrived down south and go to a bar to watch the game, I am immediately given shit by Cardinals fans, I told them they had the game on every other channel and we beat the cubs 4 out of 6 this year. Eventually I go back to the hotel, turn on WGN. We lose power. Power comes back and I watch Bobby blow the game

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