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Seattle Mariners at Chicago White Sox, Jul 26, 2010 7:10 PM CDT


Felix v Danks

Let the good times roll...

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Hope your travels went well, HSA

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Felix is good, but he's no Eddie Feigner.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 6:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

You have to be 21.

Or 18 with a credit card.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 6:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You have to be 21.

Or 18 with a credit card.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 6:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You have to be 42.

Or 36 with a credit card.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

42 and 36 reminds me of those signs at amusement parks, so here you go...

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kids have to be told at least twice.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 6:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

We all noticed, but only Billy is ok with your rotten road record.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 6:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You're welcome.

Looking forward to the recap.

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

fun fact: drinking more does not result in getting sunburned less.

it does, however, make the resulting patterns absolutely hilarious.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 26, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

mercy. to round out the weekend of lost stuff, i left my hoodie in toonder's car.

dignity was not fully lost until i checked out my sunburnage this morning.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 26, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

hot? hot?!? are you back in seattle?

you want to know about hot, i’ve got a fan post in the works that will let you know what hot really is. will be up tonight or tomorrow.
here’s a hint for you….. what’s the dewpoint there? probably 50 or something.
god damnit!

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

a little help? i think i lost my ability to use a reply button.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 26, 2010 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS IS A TEST

My reply button works I hope…

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's contagious tsk.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 6:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

leyland just lost his mind after an absolutely brutal call. he is going to be suspended for multiple games.

he was making a lot of contact with the umpire who was trying to keep him away from the 2nd base ump, marty foster.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Indeed.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 7:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

i feel like i'm talking to myself here!!

why won’t someone answer me?!?!

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm using Chrome on Windows and I don't have a problem

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it.

I have officially abandoned firefox, it got so bogged down it’s as bad as IE now.

I am become q, fragile headcase

by ChicagoPete on Jul 26, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I AM NOT A MAC USER

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow! I suspect DET won't be buyers despite the rumors.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 7:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

negatory, using FF on win7 at work

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 26, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

On Safari here. With the Ricketts family.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 7:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Anyone else having sound issues with WCIU?

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I know I sad I quit.

Just wanted to let you all know, no sign of egus at the bullpen bar; although I swear I walked past tp with those big side burns and the sox hat that doesn’t match the jersey. Chuch.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 7:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

i know. i sad. i quit.

wtgtd’s suicide note.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

sick metaphor yo.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tp = teahenny penny.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 10:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You probably did.

I met e-gus at the bullpen bar. He was RIGHT THERE.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

trust me, i was giving every chubby, short, dark haired dude with a chin strap hard stares...

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

grey jersey by any chance?

i think you gave me a hard look on the concourse.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

ever been to the cell?

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

many many times

i find the people there to be quite friendly, but maybe it has something to do with me not giving everybody hard stares

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by billyok on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was a joke, fuck man, pull that stick out of your ass.

I smile at everyone. I’m like Kramer when George found out his name was Cosmo…

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

that stick is the only thing keeping me in one piece

and cracker please, don’t act like i’m uptight because i can’t tell the difference between you attempting dry humor and you being your usual antagonizing self

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by billyok on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, if you must know...

Teahenny avoided eye contact with me. He could sense the evil as I walked by…

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't blame him

no different than avoiding eye contact with the wino whose pants are half down on the 3 a.m. red line — life’s too short to put up with some shit

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by billyok on Jul 26, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

since when do you wear pants?

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought you lived on a nudist colony.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' A, man. I keep to my goddamn self.

Yes, Quentin away jersey and dark blue ‘59 hat. If you thought it was me you should have said something. I’m not going to buy you a beer, but I’m not going to punch you in the face, either. But for the love of god, please stop instigating on the internet.

Now I can see why e-gus was so frustrated and pissed off. We’re nice guys! Geez.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was with my old man

and randomly walking up to people and asking if they are teahenny penny will surely be a ticket to death.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm sure it's tough to ask someone if they regularly comment on a website.

Fags, all of us. Whatever, man. Even with you being you, I still would have been pleasant. Maybe even shared a fuckin’ laugh.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 26, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

"take me to e-gus"

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU CRY BABY BITCH

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can post whatever the fuck i want.

you can thank lizardo for that one…

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where reason goes to die.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

DONT TALK ABOUT HIS WIFE!

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong, you may be a nice guy.

but e-gus is a jagoff and i would have met him anywhere if he would have replied to this. guess the old nextels dont get the internet.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

The bar wasn't crowded. He was right at the front.

But whatever, again. I’m done. I’m going out drinking. Peas.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 26, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

drinking on a monday night?

right on brother.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck, my reply is broken too

and nice sound wciu

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

ORLY?

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have what?

And no, HH. No problems here cuz it’s muted.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 7:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

what billyok said. just checked the other thread. hsa broked the intertubes.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 26, 2010 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Which man did you call?

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Me too!!!

It’s a miracle!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 7:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is the third time I've heard this said today.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't lie, you type with your tongue.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 26, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

when they clean my keyboard at work i'm appalled at the mess.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is truly gross.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 26, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more iPhone.

It was much hotter before you brought keyboard filth into the conversation, damn it.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 26, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apple fanboy fantasy?

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

We could market this...

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 26, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did your mom!!!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

well at this rate of technology fail, we're going to have a no hitter

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I luuuuv the opening video

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

me too, it gives me chills

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you tried rebooting?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 7:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

still cant reply

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

refresh. the previous game details were broken.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 26, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

refresh the page

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

woohoo!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cuz rhthyhm didn't pray for you.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

rhythm? who dat?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 26, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

billy- i want to fight you. reply to me below.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Showdown!

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait, i can reply again. the fight is off.

though i’ll also be trolling the bullpen bar looking for SSSers to fight.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

not if i'm there

you wont be fighting alone…

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

fighting alone?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

we shall fight together.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

update your browser

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

:( wtf?

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

we shall fight together.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I WIKE BASED BAWZ

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

i also only have crowd audio for the game right now.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

can anyone hear the announcers?

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

i feel like i'm on shrooms or something.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

i only have a half birthday

once every 4 years. :-(

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow. these are good shrooms.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think its on leap year

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

nothing makes sense.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 26, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

42

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawk's back, and in standard def.

WTF, terrible tradeoff!

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 26, 2010 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Seems like it's fixed now

Although it was kind of cool to just have the game sounds.

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

hawk is back!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

oh

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

!

!

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's no Eddie Feigner.

You could look it up.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

so yeah, i'm ready to have HD back. i can't watch this awful picture.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Its quite shitty yes.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 26, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I won't get to watch for about an hour, so hopefully by then.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pierre/Vizquel 0 for 20 against Felix

That combo has to be the worst offensive 1-2 in baseball

by Duck99 on Jul 26, 2010 7:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

is this the gamethread?

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Can you read?

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goddammit

I fell into that trap again. Shit.

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit... it happens.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 26, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

heehee

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

this booing confuses me

did cub fans show up just to boo milton or what? because why would we care?

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by billyok on Jul 26, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

same

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

all we care about is 1908 and 2005

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

you guys see that beer garden?

finally! you gotta be kidding me. where has that been all along!?!?

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm really getting twitchy for a game.

Wednesday night can’t come soon enough.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

poor defense by kotchman

he’ll never fit in as dh for us

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

I fucked that one up

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

kotsaydh

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 26, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

KotsayDP. Fixed.

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by Chiburb on Jul 26, 2010 7:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

And he did it in even less time than usual!

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by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

greinke not doing us any favors today.

good thing the rest of their rotation is solid.

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by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

thank god. that's so much better.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

hope you enjoy your run, felix.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

so do you guys think my sig is legit?

or is he going to pop up every once in a while?

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

He'll be back in a few days... sobbing...

mumbling – “I wish I could quit you.”

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with everyone

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

DET vs. TB

dueling no-hitters in the 6th right now.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

seems like feliz is leaving his sinkers up tonight

we gotta kill this fuckwad

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Rays/Tiggers:

In Tampa. Bottom of the 6th. Month runs/hits/errors for either team.Can anyone hit tonight?

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2010 7:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

what, pray,

is the origin of hawks weird-ass ‘cancel the postgame show’ line when we give up our first hit any day that it comes after the second inning i think if i “got it”, it wouldn’t make me cringe. thanx.

by scatterjazz on Jul 26, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

In the "old days," there would only be a postgame show if a pitcher threw a no-hitter

So a hit = no post-game show. That was Hawk’s explanation, at least.

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by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

cool thanks for sharing

didnt know that

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was close

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

ESPN BREAKING INTO THEIR COVERAGE OF A DOUBLE NO HITTER IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SIXTH INNING TO SHOW CHEATING FUCKING BASTARD ALEX RODRIGUEZ TRY TO HIT A MOTHERFUCKING HOME RUN.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

right?

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

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by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck him

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Matt Fucking Joyce with the grand slam.

Somewhere larry is chuckling.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2010 8:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

john pete!

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by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

tie game!

dont stop now boys!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

ramirez was on second

but I won’t tell

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by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've always said Juan Pierre is a valued member of this team.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

it's a miracle!

That was a helluva throw. He was around 3rd before Gutierezz fielded it.

by Duck99 on Jul 26, 2010 7:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Juan Pierre: Clutch.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

heehee juan

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

2-1 game!

dont stop now boys!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

old man coming through

I came at the right time!

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by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

TWSS

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've always said Omar Vizquel is the best #2 hitter in the game.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Omar comin

I am become q, fragile headcase

by ChicagoPete on Jul 26, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Runners on 1st and second!

dont stop now boys!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

lagos, oceanos y rios!!

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

dagnabbit

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

king felix is getting dethroned tonight

the people shall riot

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by Czheck on Jul 26, 2010 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Oooooo.... Seattle Riots... I'm scared.

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by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

so many people hopped up on coffee

that riot could last weeks

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

hsa can manage the whole crowd with her musket

no worries

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

double play!

Alexei’s play is through the roof

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

He's the worst.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i really enjoy lookoutlanding. even when they're making fun of our guys.
Gordon Beckham needs to change his name to Hunter or Kyle or Shawn
…and now I’m here
by CapSea on Jul 26, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

no period there

hes due for a banning

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

boom. slam for tampa.

bye bye no-no for scherzer.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

bout time tampa broke one up

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

youdaman

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2010 8:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

how many more years is danks under our control for?

because time is moving too quickly on that.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

one more after this year

I think we need to start hinting at trades for Jordan Danks to hurry those long term extension talks along

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

goddamn this game is fast

mark buehrle is jealous

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Unstoppable forces vs movable objects.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always feel like the ball is going to hit the runner when the pitcher or catcher

throw it to first on a bunt

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Garza no-no through 7,

faced the minimum.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2010 8:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

My eyes.....

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

the goggles!

they do nothing!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

so ugly

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 26, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's kind of making the face that little kids make before they start to cry

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by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

John Danks is intense

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

camping intense?

but yeah Jake Peavy intense, he was pissed at the Ichiro single

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay!

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by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Paulie!

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 26, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I like it the paulie bomb

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by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

PAULIE!!!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Paulie is a beast!

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by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Hooray for runs.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Also hooray for squeezing the shit out of Felix's zone.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

No no through 8

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2010 8:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

it's been that way for a while now

he pissed somebody off in the world of base ball gods

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by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking Ichiro.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Ichiro...wow

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by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

"you gotta be bleeping me!"

hell yes Hawk

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Im gamecastin

DId Kotsay really just miss that?

by HawkeyeBoiler on Jul 26, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Ichiro caught it right at the yellow line

so yes

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

holyfuck

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

nope, the U really went to commercial with two outs

this has been a spectacular demonstration of broadcast excellence

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by billyok on Jul 26, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes actually the best baserunner on this team

but yeah its bs. I think he was limping off secod

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i noticed the limping...

lol! can you explain how he the best baserunner on this team?

"No doubt about it." - Big Hurt

by tourist178 on Jul 26, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes something like +2 bases this year

he shouldnt steal, but he makes smart running decisions otherwise

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexei is becoming one of my favorite players

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I cant decide whether to call Rios or Alexei my guy,

they’re both equally impressive recently

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 26, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gameday is getting confused.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

First WCIU game in a while,

still sucks though…I hate non-TV baseball….ugh

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 26, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

sry i think im to blame.

i drop him from all my fantasy teams and he heats up, i pick him back up and he’s bad again =o

"No doubt about it." - Big Hurt

by tourist178 on Jul 26, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

one...

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2010 8:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Garza in the 9th, one batter down.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

espn

"it’s over, tdogg.

no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry

by Tdogg on Jul 26, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

two...

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2010 8:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

no no!

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2010 8:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

not a big garza fan

but seeing any no hitter is cool.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not to mention kicking detroit while Mags is down. :)

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm about ready

to declare them toast.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats to Garza

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by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Finally Tampa on the right side of a no-no.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Excellent work Garza.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Rays get no hit every other month

they were due to throw one of their own :)

"No doubt about it." - Big Hurt

by tourist178 on Jul 26, 2010 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

some rays fan

must have some fantastic fruit.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

congrats tampa

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

delmon is finally having a pretty monster year though.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

the guy really has been an RBI machine.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

right now?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

the 2010 MLB season,

yes.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

like today?

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

obviously not today.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

When you walk Omar Vizquel twice it's not your night.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

if my calculations are correct

his OBP is up to .345. mercy.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mark Teahen is going to ruin this season.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

that could be true.

However, this guy can help with the offense. I really believe that. Defense is still suspect. very suspect.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

ozzie already said hes not starting at third anymore

he can dh over kotsay and give Q a break in right

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

you dont know who danny valencia is?

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

much too early for that nonsense,

BUT I do believe this will be a two team race…Detroit is too banged up

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 26, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

hopefully

minnesota has used up most of their runs for the rest of the season tonight

by rjhubs on Jul 26, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

its still July.

Talk to me August 1st.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

In six days?

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

so 6 days from now?

"No doubt about it." - Big Hurt

by tourist178 on Jul 26, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

correct.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I declared Minnesota dead at the end of July '09

Show’s what I know. Talk to me on October 3rd.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 26, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

there is always effort and heart up there in minny.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's important to channel you passive agression.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 26, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rather - "channel your passive aggression."

I talk good.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 26, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

well if you have a blackberry it would be easy.

I just wont even attempt to think a team is done until aug 1st. And there are a lot of other teams I would call “done” before detroit.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

what? you want a fucking list? i'm just calling detroit the latest team to join it.

but it was just a call. pull out your old tampon and put in a new one. damn.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

the old one is stuck

what do i do?

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

figgins = lol

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

come on, Danks

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

very nice

"No doubt about it." - Big Hurt

by tourist178 on Jul 26, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

good

Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.

by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 26, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Rack 'em up

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

95 pitches. is this game going to be a

danks and jenks?

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Lopez, Kotchman, Bradley for M's in 9th

I’d just leave Danks in

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

im running out of adult beverages.

Just finished the goose. No beer left. No tequilla left. Just some kahlua and some woodchuck left. I hate cider.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

so drink kahlua.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

straight?

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is what it is.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

been there. Not easy... but it'll do.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i traded texiera for him about 4 weeks ago.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

i drafted teixeira with my first pick

even though my plan all along was to take cabrera if he was available, which he was.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

hindsight is 20/20

tex was my first pick too.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

was cabrera available?

if so, we both made poor decisions.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, but i would have taken utley.

so we both still suck.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cabrera was my 2nd round pick

Dudes I am playing with were staying away from him because of the domestic assault controversy

by CatBrains on Jul 26, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad news: my opponent in the fantasy league this week has mauer.

while we’re on the subject, who wants to hear about my fantasy team?

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you playing me?

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

hell no.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

kotsay!

Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.

by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 26, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

17-0, mercy.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

we had games like that last year.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

HI

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

your'e super, trooper.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 26, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay, another run

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

If that's all it took

he should have gotten to the internet sooner. They’ve been trashing him for years now.

by CatBrains on Jul 26, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

john pete redux

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Beckham needs a day or two off

Looks like the April – June POS.

by Duck99 on Jul 26, 2010 9:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Lill needs some Ab's too

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 26, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pierre doesnt suck today!

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 26, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

its a miracle

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 26, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

no.

it happens too frequently to qualify.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh that sucks

well at least he’s somewhat consistant

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 26, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Alexei and Danks co players of the game

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

doesnt mean he wouldnt be good there too

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 26, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

remember the dope saying hudson is terrible?

and shouldnt be a major leaguer?

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goin to the game tomorrow,

glad they got those two horrid games in Oakland out of their system

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 26, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks fellow Rockfordian,

when do you leave for the 711 Sox games? ….We usually leave around 330 to beat the traffic and get there around 530

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 26, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

you may want to leave one minute earlier than you plan.

games start at 7:10 nowadays. fuck 7-11.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that sucks

im going to have to recalculate my trip plans

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 26, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

ovah

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

winnersssssssssssssssssssssss

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

hehehe ova

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 26, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

winner!

Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.

by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 26, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

(( waits for ps3 to catch up ))

winnah!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 26, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

ps3 takes too long

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 26, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

OVAH

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

here's to hoping that the Twins outburst today

caused them to use up there runs allowed for the next couple of weeks

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I was thinking this too

Maybe they can score about 20 more and use up their allotment for the month

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 26, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

or I could take a bat to Mauers kneecaps

(too much?)

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 26, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh i can't bail you out of jail

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 26, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

when it comes to the twins(or any other al central team

never.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

by jcrave24 on Jul 26, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously, now is the time.

Trade him for Jose Lopez!

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

who?

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Jul 26, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

danks, its a joke

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like that Venezuelan accent

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 26, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it that episode of Frasier where Fraiser is flustered, Niles is flustered, and John Mahoney is cranky?

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 26, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that one!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 26, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd totally do daphnie.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's only for Seattle games.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 26, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got back from the game and

why in God’s fucking name is Carlos Quentin trying to steal 2nd base?

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jul 26, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

That sir...was a hit & run.

That whole inning was screwy. Ichiro robbing Kotsay!?!? Not so much teh Ichiro part… Hit & run fail. The WCIU crew thinking Hit & run fail was the third out then realizing it was not after running a commercial for two seconds. Ball boy grabbing AJ’s double down the line when ball was still in play. A Cuban hitting a homerun in America…I think yesterday was a full moon but today was close enough.

by Rhubarb on Jul 26, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

To paraphrase Woody Hayes

“When Carlos Quentin tries to steal or is on the basepaths during a hit & run, X things can happen and pretty much X – 1 of them are bad.”

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

he should have been a third base coach.

he could have held runners rounding third by uppercutting them in the grill.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

food network on in the background

stopped what i was doing because mark summers is babbling on about how THE BEST SANDWICH YOU WILL EVER HAVE is a fuckin STEAK N SHAKE BURGER!!!

what a fuckin retard

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

He's such a namby-pamby, smarmy POS.

He makes Alton Brown look like Steve McQueen.

by RoyEgan on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

hilarious.

even if you are talking about the host of double dare.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cool seeing the Tampa no-no in person.

I never witnessed a no-hitter in person before tonight. Got goose bumps in the 8th, and my client (a Mets fan, poor soul, since the Mets are now the only team to never have thrown a no-hitter in their history) also had the gooseflesh.

One problem – it was in Tampa. Cowbells, and not until the bottom of the 8th was anyone standing, even though no one had any hits through 5 1/2 innings. What a bunch of goddamn stump-jumpers. But it was a fantastic night of baseball. 27 batters faced by Garza, plus a grand slam to boot. How often has THAT happened in one night?

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

i guess at least twice now...

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh, man. lucky you. i was at buerhle's first no-no. it's intense. and back when i went, it seemed pretty rare.

you missed a fantastic roast of some old fuck on the right rail today. you should go check it out.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

i missed that by a day

my buddy was supposed to come up that night but got hammered and got into town thursday instead of wednesday.

Two games in this weather will cost me at least 4 chickflicks.
-Chicago Pete

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I saw,

and I commented. After reading the comments I thought I had died. Nice eulogy.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It was some good work.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

outstanding all around.

Two games in this weather will cost me at least 4 chickflicks.
-Chicago Pete

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Still DTY?

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Literally.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 2:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

damn it.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

not the only team.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

there are no rules

no need to cover up, cheat’s on vaca!

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

that game was awesome,

Teahenny Penny stopped by for a brewski before the game. ’Sup TP.

Danks out-dueling the King was sweet. Ichiro robbing Kotsay of a HR was hilariously ironic.

the mrs. wore black so I dont have to get divorced.

Great night.

I mentioned to TP I might do a recap but the drinks were going down wasy so I dont have the mental capacity.

Sox are back to 10 games over .500 with the 10 run average Twins coming hard.

This is going to be an interesting two months.

Two games in this weather will cost me at least 4 chickflicks.
-Chicago Pete

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

oh and they opened a beer garden by gate 5 tonight.

it was the first time they had it.

needless to say there was about 10 people in the entire bar before the game.
if anyone was looking for me, they certainly could have found me.

so if someone says they were there and didnt see me, they are lying.
but you all could have guessed that already.

Two games in this weather will cost me at least 4 chickflicks.
-Chicago Pete

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

they ran a commercial for it tonight. looks sweet. gonna have to check it out.

that should have been there 10 years ago.

anybody giving you any hard looks in the bullpen bar? i hear that’s been going around.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

of course not.

Two games in this weather will cost me at least 4 chickflicks.
-Chicago Pete

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

i saw 5 security guards at your meeting spot.

btw.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

very few people care

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 27, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

shut the fuck up BJ

mind your own goddamn business and you will be much better off.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

for a guy (me) who has never had any beef with anyone here, including you

to want someone banned is certainly something. you are quite the douchenozzle if i do say so my self.

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

at least i bring something to the table

you on the other hand, have drunken conversations at 4am with yourself on a sox blog.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, much cooler to go try and start fights in public with people who don't give a shit about you

almost as sad as being the only person denied invitation to a public meetup

signature

by billyok on Jul 27, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

when this place gets some rules intact about editing posts, i will edit my passion. Plus, to be quite honest, I could care less about your little buttfuck meet-up. I was only going to go to meet the cheat, wu, burb, larry and a few others, the rest of you just like to pile on like it’s your job.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

and most importantly, antagonize, then step away like your hands are clean.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

see?

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

HURRICANE WTGTD

BABY!

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

i still lol'ed

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

ur right

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

this

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 27, 2010 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

sure you did.

its not a meeting spot if you dont agree to meet there.

enjoy this-
its the last time I ever acknowledge your existence.

Two games in this weather will cost me at least 4 chickflicks.
-Chicago Pete

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

i really dont give a fuck what you do,

i looked in that bar for you.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

and obviously i spotted teahenny

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you?

Prove it.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 2:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

that ref is bad at his job.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you hose down the van?

Kids.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

i didnt see any braves hats either!

didnt look too hard for one though.

Two games in this weather will cost me at least 4 chickflicks.
-Chicago Pete

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

'Sup?

No recap? No problem! I couldn’t see shit from 509 row 21. It was still a good game, though. Konerko’s HR looked like a fly ball that would barely reach the warning track. Everyone around us was all "YEAAHH ohhhhh…. IMEANYEEEEEAHHH!!! There were also a surprising amount of Cubs fans that got heard the boo birds every step of the way up to the corner of the 500s. Fuck them; the booing was funny. What I couldn’t figure out was the booing of Milton Bradley. Why would Sox fans care?

Good seeing you, by the bye.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 2:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah what was up with that booing of MB?
YEAAHH ohhhhh…. IMEANYEEEEEAHHH!!!

thats why i dont like to sit up there anymore.

you cant tell on HRs and from some angles ‘big league pop ups’ look like homers.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

ok, i said my piece.

back to retirement.

"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 27, 2010 12:46 AM CDT reply actions  

refer to sig

as its a celebration

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Jul 27, 2010 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with you.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

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