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Seattle Mariners at Chicago White Sox, Jul 27, 2010 7:10 PM CDT






Current Series

White Sox lead the series 1-0

Mon 07/26 WP: John Danks (11 - 7)
LP: Felix Hernandez (7 - 7)
6 - 1 win

Seattle Mariners
@ Chicago White Sox

Tuesday, Jul 27, 2010, 7:10 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

Ryan Rowland-Smith vs Gavin Floyd

Mostly clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 90.

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Why does their pitcher have a hyphenated last name?

Did his wife make him take her name? No wonder he’s 1-9.

by Duck99 on Jul 27, 2010 6:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

i loved that movie.

and it got me listening to “home, sweet home” again.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i saw motley crue last year...

the lighters were going back and forth when tommy lee started playing the piano. lol

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 27, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Antibiotics will cure this Gamethread title.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 27, 2010 6:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Why isn't Dunn in this lineup?

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 27, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Er, may I ask why it says the matchup is Danks against Hernandez again?

Am I suddenly in a summertime version ofGroundhog Day with a different gamethread title?

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 27, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Never mind that

Reloaded the page. Stupid Intranetz failed and was showing yesterday’s game box preview as today’s game for me.

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 27, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

happy dago night to all youz greaseballs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 6:59 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

What do you day to WU's wife when she has 2 black eyes?

Nothing. She’s been told twice already.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 27, 2010 7:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Say, not day.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 27, 2010 7:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

No Goomba picture is complete without....

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 27, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Q doesn't hurt himself stealing second from the leadoff position.

Ozzie splained it pregame.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 27, 2010 7:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Too true.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 27, 2010 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yay

I like based ballz

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 27, 2010 7:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

A little bigger please. Hard to see on the phone.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Jul 27, 2010 7:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

you've got an iphone, you can expand it yourself.

unless you’re busting my balls about the image size, in case, whoosh.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

how dare he bust your balls on our night

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's do this.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flag of Sicily.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 27, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

how is their flag more gay than the actual gay flags?

amazing.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Sicily

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Not that I would ever mention that to a Sicilian

by 3E8 on Jul 27, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Smart man.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 27, 2010 8:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fist pump action is getting heavy.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's fun

until people start asking you about it as if you’re an expert because of your last name

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 27, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah, was a transript

he’s beta testing for the new facetime sex chat companies

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawk excited!

Didn’t want to see Paulie blamed for the run

by Duck99 on Jul 27, 2010 7:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Really like not playing on the West Coast anymore

Actually able to watch the games w/o passing out midway through.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 27, 2010 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

i did kind of enjoy the nice three hours of downtown after getting home from work before the game though

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

at 6

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better man than I guess

I need my sleep, regular season game isn’t worth staying up for even though I usually do.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

just call me gunga din

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young legs.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

37 stolen bases where have I been

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll bet Seattle has sold zero Rowland-Smith

Jerseys. His name does a 180 on the back of it.

by Duck99 on Jul 27, 2010 7:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

that alone would make me want it

except that he is terrible

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is no excuse for not buying a Doug Fister jersey.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

if i had an aardsma jersey

i would constantly wear an eyepatch and bandana

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed over an inning of the game yesterday

because I accidentally looked into the visitors bullpen when Aardsma had his hat off.
I was blinded by the glare off his incredibly shiny male pattern-y bald head.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

This J.P. fella has grown on me a little bit.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Sexy Lexi.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes! Great to have speed

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 27, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

well this certainly isn't very sporting of us

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

shut up

don’t fuck with me

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 27, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJ, Please no applause

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

i like it the "in play, run(s)"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Most enjoyable part of GameDay when we're batting.

It’s even better when there’s no one on so you automatically know that left the park.

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd rather it happen any other time

When no one is on that means it’s at most one run.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 27, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay!

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

yay yay

the kid can play

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 27, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

i have been emailing Ozzie asking him to DH Dayan over Kotsay

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah because to me

every time I see him hit I swear I’m looking at a young Carlos Lee. Just leave him at DH.

by Dils on Jul 27, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

our best hitter is playing Atlanta tonight

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 27, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

HE HAS SWITCHED BACK TO THE OUTFIELD!

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

A sacrifice?

Up 4-0, in the second against a pitcher like Rowland-Smith? I guess it’s good practice..

by Grinder in Training on Jul 27, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

ALEXEI!

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

woot

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I really wish I remembered it was Italian heritage night when I wrote the headline.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

ah i got nuthin

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

This GT is about to get whacked.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

How bout

“I’m super gay and love the Cubbies”
;-)

by oahu420 on Jul 27, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"come here and see this cute thing the baby is doing"

was the bait that lured me away from the computer in that little scenario.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

This gamethread asks you to say hi to your mother for me.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Watch it, Biff!"

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 27, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make like a tree and get out of here.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paulie!

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

paulie!!

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

I flipped on the seattle feed and there was a promo of what you are missing if you don’t get Mariners Baseball in HD.

For Seattle fans, they probably prefer to watch this team on the standard tv in the garage. That, and no one has to see them watching this team.

by shaftr on Jul 27, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm glad i've never had to watch a team

that has no other option but to field a 1-9 pitcher with a 6+ era

by rjhubs on Jul 27, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

arnie munoz!

scott schoenweiss! fun for everyone!

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by boyonthedock on Jul 27, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice fireworks show

Glad the sox finally played a game while I am awake

The longer the wait, the greater the joy. Sox05, Hawks10

by Old School ChiTown on Jul 27, 2010 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Ozzie and his lineups....

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

That's a slider, Steve

And should be thrown pretty much to every lefty Gavin gets 2 strikes on

by 3E8 on Jul 27, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

LL already has a postgame thread up

they’ve given up already.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by boyonthedock on Jul 27, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

lookout landing already with a recap
39-62
 by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 27, 2010 7:42 PM CDT in Game Recaps

I’m sure it’s Taco Tuesday somewhere nearby. Go have a taco.

7 comments | 2 recs |

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

HOW SAID

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

SAD

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

How smart and funny, you mean.... It's LL, afterall.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

sort of

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

there's a port joke in there somewhere.....

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fish taco.

You’re welcome.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 27, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Seattle has some killer fish tacos.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 27, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Heck"?

Listen, Ms. Yellon…

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 27, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hawk was petrified that gavin would load the bases there.

said “the next guy is a dangerous, dangerous guy.”
i’m pretty sure hawk was mistaken as to who was up next, although with him you can never quite be sure.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

hawk so sad.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

his wife get the depends in colors instead of prints again?

I'll only ask once that you and your adorable sweater step away from the door.

by Toonderstrook on Jul 27, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That could be a helluva defensive SS/2B combo

For the next 10 years and offensively as well once Becks gets his mind right.

by Duck99 on Jul 27, 2010 8:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

_

I'll only ask once that you and your adorable sweater step away from the door.

by Toonderstrook on Jul 27, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

we actually had a patient

like that a few months back come into our er

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 27, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

did he live?

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 27, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yummy

put some sour cream on it and il eat it.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 27, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

ewwwwwww

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

larry let you borrow from his collection?

"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program...It injects demand into the economy... It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (7/1/10) – God help us.

by tailgater on Jul 27, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tonight, on Frontline, we go Inside the Brain of Nick Swisher.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 27, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

juan pierre may have caught that.

scott podsednik, no.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm in bar

Will fight all of you

Go sox 8-0!

signature

by billyok on Jul 27, 2010 8:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

uh calm down

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know just being dumb

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh stupid

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leading 8-0

Mercifully we don’t have to hear “don’t stop now boys”

by moroots on Jul 27, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

ANDRUW!

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOT

aaand boom goes the Q!namite!

by brichter45 on Jul 27, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Cause he's Italian.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 27, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're having fun.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

And we're going to kill Robert Loggia.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i fuckin love tigers

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Jul 27, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kotsay burned his bats? lol

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

lot of smoke and explosions going on by my place right now.

i’m gonna assume it’s a movie and not the apocalypse.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

nope

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tarmon Gai'don

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 27, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 27, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that carlos leading the armies of righteousness?

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 27, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sheesh... check out for an hour and come back to this... nice.

Save the rest for tomorrow boys!

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

don't want to get too far ahead but a 4 game speep of this shit team is very possible

and would completely erase the bad feelings from the twins and bobby out west.

by madvillian on Jul 27, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

and that is why dayan needs more time in the minors

gets himself out on a pitcher’s pitch 1st ball swinging

by madvillian on Jul 27, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

i like it the 11-0 lead

I’ll save my fruit for tomorrow

No Kotsay = offensive outburst

are these related?

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by billyok on Jul 27, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Me and TP gonna bring home the win tomorrow. Book it.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm 5-0 this year. Hoo-ray.

Where’ll you be? How will I know it’s you? Wanna fight? Ah, fuck it, come find me, you know what I look like.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah... we'll be in the patio party right at 5:30.

I’ll be in my Quentin Jersey with the 1917 cap on. Fat John Cusack looking I am, apparently. I’m sure I’ll see your chops as soon as I walk in.
I’ve already warned the woman I’m not gonna be home tomorrow night.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know how to take that.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

with lube. I'll be gentle.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just spit on it, like all the other boys do.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 27, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical School, too?

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

West Hollywood - With Doogie Howser... and this guy!

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 27, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

These glove came free with my toilet brush!

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

believe it or not...

“In a tongue-in-cheek analysis the Canadian Medical Association Journal compared the services of Dr. Hibbert and Dr. Nick. It concludes that Dr. Nick is a better role model for physicians; Dr. Hibbert is a paternalistic and wasteful physician, unlike Dr. Nick, who strives to cut costs and does his best to avoid the coroner, proving Marge’s claim wrong that he isn’t a doctor at all. "

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know, son, you sound more like your mother every day.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

feh... she knows how to take EVERYTHING.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha. Funny.

You guys are a good team.

TW… arrrrrrrgh.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

May you sleep well, and dream of large women

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 27, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i blame quentin.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

kinda felt the same

but might as well let the bullpen work. thornton, though? save his bullets….

by kswissreject on Jul 27, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

So did I

Then again there’s something to be said for a little extra rest when you can take it.

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 27, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

a laugher in our favor. how novel.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

thornton's all "LOL"

and i’m like, “glub glub glub”

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by billyok on Jul 27, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

double play

tigers lose.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep. all right.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

why take floyd out?

7 scoreless, only 83 P, 11-0 game… why not let him finish what he started?/

by rdf8585 on Jul 27, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

bullpen needs work

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah we know how buehrle is: quick work and eating innings

garcia:okay hudson:?

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

keep him sharp

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

that i could do without even with the score

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

nick punto just walked. i seriously can't believe that guy is in the majors.

he’s brutal. and he’s always been bad. i mean, this guy should not be in baseball.
somehow he keeps getting starts. for the twins! and they don’t seem to get punished for it.
why is that?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

larry Gaedel?

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I lol'd

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 28, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pronounced- POON-toh

tee hee

aaand boom goes the Q!namite!

by brichter45 on Jul 27, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I usually say it POON-fucker-OH

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 27, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time for Mad Men :D

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I forgot about the season premiere.

Finished downloading it earlier.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The captain dies!

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

game over, come home

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

THE POST IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

in the room upstairs

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

what, i live in a loft

you’re in the wrong unit

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by billyok on Jul 27, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh i'm in bathroom

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

no lie

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ballgame ovah!

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

no sorry, billy

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

hawk kept yelling "don't stop now boys!"

but apparently they didn’t listen to him as it is evident they have stopped.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

They better.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

my tv tells me

they will be playing again at 1 am.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

needs more nardi contreras

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

this could be a record.

two mentions of nardi in one thread.
never forget nardi!

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

he had buehrle when he was with the big club first

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's not talk about nardi contreras any more.

i’m sorry i brought it up.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....

by pierzynskirules on Jul 27, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

OVAH

That may be the quickest 11-0 game I’ve ever seen

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

i "enjoyed" this earlier exhange:

stoney, “jack wilson is hitting .256 but against the sox it seems like he hits .356.”
hawk, “he always plays well against us.”

jack wilson career vs white sox in 87 PAs: .275/.333/.338.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

(3 extra base hits in 25 games)

i know, i know. don’t tell me what he hit, tell me when he hit it.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll tell you when he hit it....

2009 Memorial weekend… sunday…. when he was on the pirates. it ruined my day.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 27, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck jack wilson.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 27, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

kenwo'd!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 27, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The August schedule looks pretty easy

With Det in a tailspin. This division is very winnable which I will admit I thought we’d be 20 back by now.

by Duck99 on Jul 27, 2010 9:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

detroit is done, stick a fork in them

they have been decimated by injuries. if you guys think the sox have no depth, well wait to you get a load of the tigers next time around.

they are basically starting 5 replacement level players, two rookies having good years, a solid veteran, and a superstar.

and their pitching is average at best and is similarly constructed.

minny is the fish to fry here.

by madvillian on Jul 27, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knock KenWo all you want for sucking Freddy's sweaty... but Freddy is on that list.

One day to be weary of because of SSS.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

11 runs and no boobs?

I am veeeeery disappointed in you SSS….

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 27, 2010 9:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

!

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 27, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

You want boobs? I give you... BOOBS!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/1429187231_fdbab74b92.jpg

I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 27, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boob-yah

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 27, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know why i just barfed a little, but

why do i want pancakes all of a sudden?

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 27, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

paratha....

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to go claw my eyes out.

But the image will still remain in my brain.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 27, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's just disturbing.

"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program...It injects demand into the economy... It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (7/1/10) – God help us.

by tailgater on Jul 27, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

An old buddy of mine tagged with him in Memphis.

Said he’s a cool guy. I didn’t believe him.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 27, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

my buddy was in WWE with him

said he’s a real nice guy. everyone liked him. i met him once but he scared me so i didn’t say anything to him. lol

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 27, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

tagged what?!?

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that Vince controlling him with a magic wand?

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

You've got a thing for her, dontcha!

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

As should most able-bodied human beings.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Quiet!

I’m trying to tap into the lesbian fantasy, and you’re ruining everything!

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Let me set the mood.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

It'd be worth it.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 28, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Godfuickingdamnit.

So much I have yet to see.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 28, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Buy a TV already, you cheap bastard!

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm lazy with my Netflix is all.

If it were on Watch Instantly it’d be no problem.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 28, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cable.

It exists.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pfft.

TV is for baseball. That is all.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 28, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

OG would say

“Her boob, dey pooty goo.”

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, the sound our erecting phallii make is "SPPPROOOOINNNNNGGGG!!"

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Outstanding.

Yes, we are.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

gorzelany... why not?

It just came to me. Lefty out of the pen and can be a spot starter. Probably can be had without giving up a small fortune of prospects. Maybe I’m fishing…

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 27, 2010 10:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

and garland gets out of the jam!

atta boy.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

walk the bases loaded to get to ethier. huh

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that plan failed.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 27, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tonight's game was awesome.

12th row, first base side, right where the protective screen ends. Would be nice if the Royals would TRY and help us out though…oh, well. Can’t have it all.

Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 27, 2010 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I was at the game

you’re welcome

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 27, 2010 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I knew it. Were you on the lower deck?

I felt a hard look.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was stabbing beams everywhere

from the upper deck, glad to know I hit someone

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

He and CSQueen. They were lower-decking, indeed.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

hardyharharr

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I sig'd you. I'm allowed to make that joke!

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

ill let it pass then

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1,000,000

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Continuing into the afternoon and early evening.

She’s not into the whole brevity thing.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 27, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

While it can safely be said she is into a lot of 'things'

Brevity is not one of them.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 27, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

brevity is for cavemen

write i say! write it all!

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by billyok on Jul 27, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 28, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

hey have you ever been to the pony near capital hill hsa? not that you're of that persuasion, but that place is hilarious

got drunk there last month, it was an experience. lots of mid to late 20’s friends in seattle, they took me there.

by madvillian on Jul 27, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea, it's worth going once for sure

very gay, like the neighborhood. my friends live on 11th and something. awesome view of the olympics on the way to the coffee stand in the morning though.

broadway has the world’s most overpriced ethnic food, but i did enjoy the awesome beer selection at qfc.

by madvillian on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

$6-7?

It was like $3 near the U-District to get my fill on. And yes, SSE, I’ve been to Argyle. Still a lot more money/less tasty than Seattle. But that’s just from what I remember.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 28, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Argyle street bitch.

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 28, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

My instant reaction to this was

a homeless woman wearing argyle.

And I laughed, and I laughed, and then realized I’m retahhhhded, and I laughed again.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

You spelled drink wrong.

But anything is better than Banana Cheerios.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 28, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I never said I was not drink

and how dare you!!! I love those

[ hard stare ]

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by billyok on Jul 28, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WITH YOUR FOLKS AND EATING CEREAL.

I WILL END YOU.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 28, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

HAD.

Chew quickly.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 28, 2010 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Fuuuuck.

To William fair enough.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 28, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ozzie admits to being a heathen

“You talk about voodoo and you are talking to the right guy,” Guillen said. “I do a lot of voodoo when I go back to Venezuela. When you do voodoo, it’s for your health and stuff, but not for your hits.”

Link

by Rhubarb on Jul 28, 2010 10:44 AM CDT reply actions  

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