This Game Thread Is Eating Peanuts And Cracker Jacks
7th inning stretch, tied at 5
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"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
there's something surreal about a man with goethe as his sig
trying to pull a first
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
yeah i should change it
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
or dont do the lame 1st thing
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
My favorite thing about new gamethreads
is keeping a window open in the old gamethread to see who ends up talking to themselves for an inning.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
like wu
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
Wayyyyy past his bed time
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
How dare you all speak ill of that sweet old man.
I will not partake in such shenanigans.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
This game thread has no use for Adam Dunn and his 339 meaningless home runs.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
cause we have jones
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
All solo shots.
Every, Last. One.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
only count for half a run
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
did you see what i posted earlier today
about what dave van dyke said?
hey swisher...........you know.
No, testify.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
“astounding” analysis from dave van dyke this morning on the score.
You know this Fielder stuff has got me really amazed. I, I just, I don’t know why anybody would be interested in Prince Fielder……….You know he is one, two three, four, he is, he is fifth on that team in RBI………… He has got 46 RBI. 46. For the season. And he plays in that bandbox and I keep hearing people say ‘Boy if he played in a launching pad at, uh, Comiskey or U.S. Cellular Field the guy would hit 80.’ Well wait a minute. He’s only got 46. He plays in the bandbox in Milwaukee and he gets to play in Wrigley Field and some other good home run parks. So, I don’t know, do you want him on your team?
i transcribed it from the score. you can listen for yourself here. the interview starts around the 13:20 mark of the 8 AM hour. the fielder stuff starts at the 17:00 minute mark.
(and don’t ask me why he goes from talking about RBI to talking about home runs then back to talking about RBI. i’m as confused as you are.)
hey swisher………..you know.
by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 11:11 AM CDT reply actions
hey swisher...........you know.
(i linked to it on the word "here" but obviously that part won't fly in this circumstance.)
hey swisher...........you know.
This makes me happy.
I hate every single fucking White Sox
Nobody on this team is likeable, not one. They make the Angels warm and cuddly.
Carlos Silvelite
by OceanBird on Jul 28, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
he has never met littlebridge
he is very likeable. Also I would believe other teams love that we have Kotsay
I've checked out maybe 3 twitter feeds in my life- one of them was that of lillibridge
It was impossible for me to resist.
I always wanted to know “what does Brent Lillibridge think of the world.”
And now I know.
Thanks, new media!
p.s. Lillibridge seems like a nice guy
Anyone who is no friend of buehrelman is no friend of buehrlemanman.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone who is no friend of buehrleman is a friend of Nick Swisher and 1st pitch swinging.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
How DARE he smile and slide on tarps!
THE BASTARD!
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
It’s hardly a revelation that White Sox fans are cunts.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I does appear their potty mouth policy has slackened with their shit season.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
Since when did LL have a policy against swearing?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Carlos Beltran has serious doubts regarding this policy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to find this for myself.
CARLOS BELTRAN I WILL FIND YOU
I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL APPREHEND YOU AND I WILL DO THINGS TO YOU THAT NO HUMAN HAS EVER DONE TO ANOTHER
I WILL DO THEM WITH A BLOWTORCH AND A CORKSCREW AND A JAGGED METAL SHOELACE SOMEHOW
YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY AND I WILL NOT BE HAPPY
BUT YOU WILL BE LESS HAPPY ON ACCOUNT OF I WILL MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU
KILL
YOU
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That entire thread should be bronzed and put in the HOF.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
How could I ever forget that thread. I mean...that was a beautiful night.
I feared finding Beltran’s balls hanging from a lightpost outside Safeco after that night.
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
thats good work.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
the only reason i could never make it on there
is the capitalization nonsense.
hey swisher...........you know.
i = it
or does
i = idiot?
you decide
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
they never had one
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
so it was only proper sentence structure?
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
Sentence, grammar, punctuation, everything.
I wish our public schools were run by LL.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, all schools.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I just remembered it being uppity.
i = idiot
obviously
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
They never had one of those, don't think. Just sentence structure requirements.
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
OH GOD DON'T FORGET THE PIXELS! DON'T FORGET THE PIXELS!!
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too big!
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
/giggles
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
well that was a nice call
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Oh, I guess he was safe
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
oh there you are lady.
my bad.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
lets take the bat our of our hottest players hands.
ok. I guess.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
wants to be like mauer
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
Moving up into the Brandon League, I see.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
how does that compare to the California Penal league?
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
uh huh huh
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
Does he wear those glasses in real life? Picture makes him look like Elvis Costello.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
his show on sundance channel was/is? pretty good.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
EC is good in everything.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
more runs please
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
i'll take that
"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe
FIRST!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
lead of the game
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
goddamn it rios
get your head in the game
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Rios was safe.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
make up call
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
six runs will win this game.
hey swisher...........you know.
by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
dont think so tonight
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
nary a post from any of them yet on GT2
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
i = idiot
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Plus, you gotta know LockportSox is lurking in silence somewhere nearby.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
probably
she is SO OLD!
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
quiet you
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
hmm
is this yet another member of the lockportsox and logansquaresox clan?
the last bit checks out…
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
I was imitating pr...
because I thought the OLD part was refrenced to oneloyaldawg
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
holy double whosh!
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
you lost me now
*backs out room slowly
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Whosh within a whosh
Inception shit right here.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
oh yeah.
i knew she was in the last thread. forgot she had been on this one.
hey swisher...........you know.
This is the internet.
There are no girls here.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the internet.
Even if there were, nobody would know what to do with them.
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
don't we pee in their butts or something?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
by U-God on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tonight, we spell redemption J-E-N-K-S
He better be nice and pissed.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Putz has thrown 7 pitches.
He must be exhausted.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
especially when he's dressed as rios
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
by U-God on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Y'know I looked that up
Cuz I thought I misspelled it before.
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
El Guapo is literally the most serious person on this blog.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
most likely
got my TUMS ready
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Does a bear........................
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
AJ looks awful on Gameday.
Seriously, it looks like he’s just standing there.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Ozzie decision on how to handle Jenks=Damarso Marte in '05
He’s going to stubbornly put him out there until he gets right
if he blows this game...Jenks will not be able to take the mound at home again...
like Marte in ’05
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Hold your hands over your eyes
and look thru two fingers. It’ll be less scary.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
The sun is shining...
The 1st place Chisox are up a run in the 9th. Jenks wouldn’t dare screw up my day. Not this time.
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
4 or 10 TUMS tonight?
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
If Bobby Jenks blows this game I will post 10-11 offensive comments in a forum he will never read.
Beware.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
is putz like making out with thornton with something?
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Curveball.
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by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
AJ calls a brilliant game.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
GAS!
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
That's one more out than Minnesota.
Progress.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
yeah, wish Minnesota had this lineup
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 28, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Glad Minnesota doesn't have this pitching staff
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
checking here for the finale
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
HE GONE
grab some bench for out number two!
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
99 with movement Bobby is better than 95 no movement Bobby
by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
You says that like Bobby is stupid
He’s well past his HS days in Idaho when he wasn’t academically eligible to play baseball.
That's not what I said at all
Obviously if Bobby could control it, he’d always throw 99 with movement. My saying he’s pitching better has nothing to do with his intelligence.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I just re-read it and it makes sense now
I read it as though you were teaching Bobby a lesson.
Like how I train my Dog by saying his name after every command.
holy shit!
BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
holy cow, jenks, yer making me choke on my antacid!
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
like someone took away his golden corral card
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
92mph with movement
what was that pitch? Hawk called it a breaking ball…looked like a weird falling sinker on the outer corner.
and this game is OVA!

if anyone has seen the cip please post sss immediately.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Good to see it
semi-unironically
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds good to me
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
he gone!
"Having resumed drinking alcohol, I cannot for the life of me understand how I ever could've given it up." - Merrick
by gar ridge pride on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
BOOM, here comes the BOOM
WINNAH!!
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
Fuck me that was awesome. Welcome back Bobby.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
Hmm...
That Bobby Jenks could make things real enjoyable.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
it was in doubt, but thank you jenks
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
A miracle.
It’s a fucking miracle.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
You ask for miracles, Theo?
I give you the Seattle Mariners.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
WIN
AH!
Bobby bringing down the pain!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Minnesota's off...tomorrow. Could pick up a half game on 'em.
Friday – we’ve got the Oakland A’s while Minnesota has…..the Seattle Mariners.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Yes.
To quote a famous broadcaster – don’t stop, now, boys!
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
DJ
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
The correct answer is John Tesh
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
i could easily imagine, with bob edwards,
conversations with hawk harrelson.
(edwards is still on. on xm) let’s make it happen.
hey swisher...........you know.
I would listen to that
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Hope they see the first Felix we faced
not the one from Monday
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 28, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
hope his "blister" is OK.....
Monday’s outing vs us makes one wonder.
They also get Fister.
Ryan Rowland Smith hopefully will be replaced due to suckage.
99 problems more like it stone
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
I will enjoy the rest of the night.
and save the TUMS for later
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
hell yea, great game, I think they way vargas or wtf his name was pitching that alot of us felt they sox could get back in it
and they did!
great job from the pen, and they saved putz for tmr and bobby and sergio should be good to go as well.
yea, hells yea!
gotta make hay while the sun shines with the soft schedule.
mike macdougal just came in for the cards
to pitch to the mets in the bottom of the 12th.
hey swisher...........you know.
Dave Duncan will fix him
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
My favorite thing about Cardinals games that go late
is that the dumb intro for the “Cardinals Live” post-game show doesn’t have to fit w/ the traditional “Family Friendly” thing so prominent here in Missouri.
My brother and I still laugh about a game in LA from a few months ago where it went:
“I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke Cardinals Live”
I literally had to pick my jaw up off the ground after hearing that.
good thing about being in central illinois is we get fox sports midwest for the cardinals
and also get comcast and wgn for sox and cubs. (i don’t care for the cubs)
problem is we don’t get wciu and also get blacked out on mlb for all three teams.
hey swisher...........you know.
Before I came to Mizzou I thought I would become a Cardinals fan since I naturally hate the Cubs
But then I met too many of their fans in College.
So I adopted the Royals. (not sure how I’ll feel about them if they ever get good though).
how do you adopt a team in the division?
bad form
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
I know, I just can't help it.
It started in October 2006 when we all sat together buried in the corner of bars surrounded by a bunch of assholes in Red.
…
That, and Joe Posnanski.
particularly this piece:
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2010/01/02/the-royal-decade/
yeah what the hell is that all about, mang?
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
proper form would be adopting a West Coast NL team
and I would definitely say that the Dodgers are my #2 team.
gotta love 9:00 start times, Vin Scully, & Camelback Ranch.
So the Royals really only get the Bronze medal.
If I were- umm… awarding medals to teams because I like them.
Wait, one more game tomorrow. Happy times.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, and for one last attempt..
Shakee Buehrle bailed out by Sox big bats and Bullpen
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
replace bullpen with
boisterous badass bobby jenks
when was the last time bobby had a perfect inning?
and even more so, strikes out the side
I am going to enjoy tonight
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
I derive too much pleasure from other people hating Hawk Harrelson.
I would not be that sad if Hawk Harrelson got hit by a bus.
by FairWeatherFred on Jul 28, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I would be fucking ecstatic.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 28, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
HE GONE
YESSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSS
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 28, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
That Cliff Lee trade was impeccably timed
glad to hear we have another game against the M’s tomorrow.
Goat Gruff
Not mocking!! Just an observation . . . then again, as long as he pitches like that, he can grow whatever he wants!
if he does that into the playoffs
he can grow some fucking corn in the outfield for all I care
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I would find an outfield with corn disruptive
plus there is plenty of land around the Ballpark primed for Urban Farming
Not sure about you guys (gals), but I think tonight's bullpen
performance is one of the reasons it’s probably not too hard for KW to sell Jerry on the “let’s go for it” attitude with regard to taking on some salary if need be.
Think Angels 2002…..that was not an incredible starting rotation, but Shields, Krod, Percival were pretty much untouchable.
your omission of Scott Schoeneweis baffles me
Plus we all know that the bullpen’s greatness could easily be attributed to the will of Darin Erstad
the mariners fan can't get enough of US Cellular, well, a team threatening the worst offense of all time would!

they should really try to hit the ball in the air and relatively far then.
that team is really awful this year. i don’t understand them blaming the stadium. (and this is coming from someone who gets irritated by (certain aspects of) some stadiums. yankees and astros immediately come to mind)
hey swisher...........you know.
This is something I thoroughly enjoy.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 AM CDT up reply actions
For bobby...

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
Does he particularly like 14 year-olds?
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's an honorary title.
Like Dr. Pepper.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
The ad in the back of Rolling Stone said for 10 bucks I could be a doctor...
who wouldnt?
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Dr. Nick LIzardo!
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 29, 2010 2:42 AM CDT up reply actions
your comment made me tilt mine
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
tilting head = self abuse
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I had it on good authority

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
because winning is fun
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
and it means we're the best!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I do have to say, I like the angry 'something to prove' Bobby
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
an Artless Dodger....
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
JP will of course end up in KC if the rotation holds, while the Cubs get Pods next!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 29, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions

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