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7th inning stretch, tied at 5

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STRETCH!

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

First

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 28, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

there's something surreal about a man with goethe as his sig

trying to pull a first

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 28, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i should change it

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 28, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

or dont do the lame 1st thing

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

noted

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

(voice of dj)

UH-OH!

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite thing about new gamethreads

is keeping a window open in the old gamethread to see who ends up talking to themselves for an inning.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

like wu

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 28, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wayyyyy past his bed time

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

How dare you all speak ill of that sweet old man.

I will not partake in such shenanigans.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

loser

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 28, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

cause we have jones

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 28, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

only count for half a run

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 28, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you see what i posted earlier today

about what dave van dyke said?

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, testify.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

 “astounding” analysis from dave van dyke this morning on the score.

You know this Fielder stuff has got me really amazed. I, I just, I don’t know why anybody would be interested in Prince Fielder……….You know he is one, two three, four, he is, he is fifth on that team in RBI………… He has got 46 RBI. 46. For the season. And he plays in that bandbox and I keep hearing people say ‘Boy if he played in a launching pad at, uh, Comiskey or U.S. Cellular Field the guy would hit 80.’ Well wait a minute. He’s only got 46. He plays in the bandbox in Milwaukee and he gets to play in Wrigley Field and some other good home run parks. So, I don’t know, do you want him on your team?

i transcribed it from the score. you can listen for yourself here. the interview starts around the 13:20 mark of the 8 AM hour. the fielder stuff starts at the 17:00 minute mark.
(and don’t ask me why he goes from talking about RBI to talking about home runs then back to talking about RBI. i’m as confused as you are.)

hey swisher………..you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 11:11 AM CDT reply actions

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

This makes me happy.
I hate every single fucking White Sox
Nobody on this team is likeable, not one. They make the Angels warm and cuddly.

Carlos Silvelite
by OceanBird on Jul 28, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

he has never met littlebridge

he is very likeable. Also I would believe other teams love that we have Kotsay

by rjhubs on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've checked out maybe 3 twitter feeds in my life- one of them was that of lillibridge

It was impossible for me to resist.

I always wanted to know “what does Brent Lillibridge think of the world.”

And now I know.

Thanks, new media!

p.s. Lillibridge seems like a nice guy

by PeejSox on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It’s hardly a revelation that White Sox fans are cunts.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 28, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I does appear their potty mouth policy has slackened with their shit season.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Since when did LL have a policy against swearing?

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had to find this for myself.
CARLOS BELTRAN I WILL FIND YOU

I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL APPREHEND YOU AND I WILL DO THINGS TO YOU THAT NO HUMAN HAS EVER DONE TO ANOTHER

I WILL DO THEM WITH A BLOWTORCH AND A CORKSCREW AND A JAGGED METAL SHOELACE SOMEHOW

YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY AND I WILL NOT BE HAPPY

BUT YOU WILL BE LESS HAPPY ON ACCOUNT OF I WILL MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU

KILL

YOU

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

thats good work.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes!

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

the only reason i could never make it on there

is the capitalization nonsense.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i = it

or does
i = idiot?

you decide

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

they never had one

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

so it was only proper sentence structure?

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sentence, grammar, punctuation, everything.

I wish our public schools were run by LL.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, all schools.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

AND CAPITALIZATION.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just remembered it being uppity.

i = idiot

obviously

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a lovely place.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too big!

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

/giggles

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES, YES, YES, YES, YES

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

safe!

safe?

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

well that was a nice call

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, I guess he was safe

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

oh there you are lady.

my bad.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets take the bat our of our hottest players hands.

ok. I guess.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

wants to be like mauer

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 28, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

how does that compare to the California Penal league?

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh huh huh

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does he wear those glasses in real life? Picture makes him look like Elvis Costello.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

his show on sundance channel was/is? pretty good.

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

EC is good in everything.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

more runs please

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 28, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

i'll take that

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 28, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes!

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

FIRST!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

lead of the game

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rios you sexy beast.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

goddamn it rios

get your head in the game

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Rios was safe.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

make up call

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

six runs will win this game.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Hello Fellas !!

Looks like i didnt miss much

by XuBrent on Jul 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

dont think so tonight

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

oooh. burn on hsa.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

and HH

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

nary a post from any of them yet on GT2

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dis

is not true.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

huh?

where am i?

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i = idiot

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

probably

she is SO OLD!

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

quiet you

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

is this yet another member of the lockportsox and logansquaresox clan?
the last bit checks out…

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was imitating pr...

because I thought the OLD part was refrenced to oneloyaldawg

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha!

WHOSH!

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy double whosh!

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

you lost me now

*backs out room slowly

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whosh within a whosh

Inception shit right here.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yeah.

i knew she was in the last thread. forgot she had been on this one.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the internet.

Even if there were, nobody would know what to do with them.

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

o

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't we pee in their butts or something?

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

defensive relacement!

disrespectful.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Tonight, we spell redemption J-E-N-K-S

He better be nice and pissed.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 28, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Y'know I looked that up

Cuz I thought I misspelled it before.

Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?

by VegasChiSox on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

You got jokes...

Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?

by VegasChiSox on Jul 28, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

El Guapo is literally the most serious person on this blog.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he is on fire.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

corn!

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ looks awful on Gameday.

Seriously, it looks like he’s just standing there.

by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Hold your hands over your eyes

and look thru two fingers. It’ll be less scary.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

The sun is shining...

The 1st place Chisox are up a run in the 9th. Jenks wouldn’t dare screw up my day. Not this time.

Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?

by VegasChiSox on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we get a stanchar plz?

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

is putz like making out with thornton with something?

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Curveball.

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by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ calls a brilliant game.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

GAS!

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

That's one more out than Minnesota.

Progress.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

checking here for the finale

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

HE GONE

grab some bench for out number two!

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

You says that like Bobby is stupid

He’s well past his HS days in Idaho when he wasn’t academically eligible to play baseball.

by PeejSox on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not what I said at all

Obviously if Bobby could control it, he’d always throw 99 with movement. My saying he’s pitching better has nothing to do with his intelligence.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just re-read it and it makes sense now

I read it as though you were teaching Bobby a lesson.

Like how I train my Dog by saying his name after every command.

by PeejSox on Jul 28, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy shit!

BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

92mph with movement

what was that pitch? Hawk called it a breaking ball…looked like a weird falling sinker on the outer corner.

by Pander on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

never a doubt.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Good to see it

semi-unironically

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get on back there and REC.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was a curve.

but yes, it is ova.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I punched it in a little early

Figured that I had a 50/50 chance of being correct

by oahu420 on Jul 28, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

he gone!

"Having resumed drinking alcohol, I cannot for the life of me understand how I ever could've given it up." - Merrick

by gar ridge pride on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOM, here comes the BOOM

WINNAH!!

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck me that was awesome. Welcome back Bobby.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Hmm...

That Bobby Jenks could make things real enjoyable.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

A miracle.

It’s a fucking miracle.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

WIN

AH!

Bobby bringing down the pain!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Minnesota's off...tomorrow. Could pick up a half game on 'em.

Friday – we’ve got the Oakland A’s while Minnesota has…..the Seattle Mariners.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes.

To quote a famous broadcaster – don’t stop, now, boys!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

DJ

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

The correct answer is John Tesh

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i could easily imagine, with bob edwards,

conversations with hawk harrelson.
(edwards is still on. on xm) let’s make it happen.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would listen to that

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least they see Felix.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hope they see the first Felix we faced

not the one from Monday

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 28, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

hope his "blister" is OK.....

Monday’s outing vs us makes one wonder.

They also get Fister.

Ryan Rowland Smith hopefully will be replaced due to suckage.

by stanchar on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

99 problems more like it stone

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I will enjoy the rest of the night.

and save the TUMS for later

Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?

by VegasChiSox on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

hell yea, great game, I think they way vargas or wtf his name was pitching that alot of us felt they sox could get back in it

and they did!

great job from the pen, and they saved putz for tmr and bobby and sergio should be good to go as well.

yea, hells yea!

gotta make hay while the sun shines with the soft schedule.

by madvillian on Jul 28, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

mike macdougal just came in for the cards

to pitch to the mets in the bottom of the 12th.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

My favorite thing about Cardinals games that go late

is that the dumb intro for the “Cardinals Live” post-game show doesn’t have to fit w/ the traditional “Family Friendly” thing so prominent here in Missouri.

My brother and I still laugh about a game in LA from a few months ago where it went:

“I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke Cardinals Live”

I literally had to pick my jaw up off the ground after hearing that.

by PeejSox on Jul 28, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

good thing about being in central illinois is we get fox sports midwest for the cardinals

and also get comcast and wgn for sox and cubs. (i don’t care for the cubs)
problem is we don’t get wciu and also get blacked out on mlb for all three teams.

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before I came to Mizzou I thought I would become a Cardinals fan since I naturally hate the Cubs

But then I met too many of their fans in College.

So I adopted the Royals. (not sure how I’ll feel about them if they ever get good though).

by PeejSox on Jul 28, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

how do you adopt a team in the division?

bad form

SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I just can't help it.

It started in October 2006 when we all sat together buried in the corner of bars surrounded by a bunch of assholes in Red.

That, and Joe Posnanski.
particularly this piece:

http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2010/01/02/the-royal-decade/

by PeejSox on Jul 29, 2010 1:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

proper form would be adopting a West Coast NL team

and I would definitely say that the Dodgers are my #2 team.

gotta love 9:00 start times, Vin Scully, & Camelback Ranch.

So the Royals really only get the Bronze medal.

If I were- umm… awarding medals to teams because I like them.

by PeejSox on Jul 29, 2010 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to miss the Mariners.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait, one more game tomorrow. Happy times.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love interleague play.

What?

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, and for one last attempt..

Shakee Buehrle bailed out by Sox big bats and Bullpen

Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?

by VegasChiSox on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

when was the last time bobby had a perfect inning?

and even more so, strikes out the side

I am going to enjoy tonight

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I derive too much pleasure from other people hating Hawk Harrelson.
I would not be that sad if Hawk Harrelson got hit by a bus.
by FairWeatherFred on Jul 28, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
 
I would be fucking ecstatic.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 28, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
 
HE GONE
YESSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSS

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 28, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

That Cliff Lee trade was impeccably timed

glad to hear we have another game against the M’s tomorrow.

by PeejSox on Jul 28, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Bobby J!!!

Still say he’s got to lose that chin growth!!

by Illini DC on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Goat Gruff

Not mocking!! Just an observation . . . then again, as long as he pitches like that, he can grow whatever he wants!

by Illini DC on Jul 28, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he does that into the playoffs

he can grow some fucking corn in the outfield for all I care

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would find an outfield with corn disruptive

plus there is plenty of land around the Ballpark primed for Urban Farming

by PeejSox on Jul 28, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure about you guys (gals), but I think tonight's bullpen

performance is one of the reasons it’s probably not too hard for KW to sell Jerry on the “let’s go for it” attitude with regard to taking on some salary if need be.

Think Angels 2002…..that was not an incredible starting rotation, but Shields, Krod, Percival were pretty much untouchable.

by stanchar on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

your omission of Scott Schoeneweis baffles me

Plus we all know that the bullpen’s greatness could easily be attributed to the will of Darin Erstad

by PeejSox on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

they should really try to hit the ball in the air and relatively far then.

that team is really awful this year. i don’t understand them blaming the stadium. (and this is coming from someone who gets irritated by (certain aspects of) some stadiums. yankees and astros immediately come to mind)

hey swisher...........you know.

by BuehrleMan on Jul 28, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is something I thoroughly enjoy.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

For bobby...

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

your comment made me tilt mine

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

tilting head = self abuse

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had it on good authority

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am glad we won this baseball game

do you guys glad? reply with yes/no and why

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by billyok on Jul 28, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

because winning is fun

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

and it means we're the best!

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 28, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do have to say, I like the angry 'something to prove' Bobby

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2010 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

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