This Game Thread Shall Try To Swab The Deck
by e-gus on Jul 29, 2010 6:30 PM CDT
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PrintSeattle Mariners at Chicago White Sox, Jul 29, 2010 7:10 PM CDT
Current Series
White Sox win the series 3-0
| Mon 07/26 | WP: John Danks (11 - 7) LP: Felix Hernandez (7 - 7) |
6 - 1 win |
| Tue 07/27 | WP: Gavin Floyd (6 - 8) LP: Ryan Rowland-Smith (1 - 10) |
11 - 0 win |
| Wed 07/28 | WP: Matt Thornton (3 - 3) SV: Bobby Jenks LP: Jamey Wright (1 - 3) |
6 - 5 win |
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Seattle Mariners Thursday, Jul 29, 2010, 7:10 PM CDT Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 85.
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This Gamethread Will Not Be Hungry Again in a Half-Hour
It’s dinnertime for me!
I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
Sweepers Sweepers
man your brooms. Give the M’s a clean sweep down both fore and aft. Sweep down all decks, ladder wells and passage ways. Dump all garbage in dumpsters provided. Sweepers
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 29, 2010 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
The good thing about the roster construction
Is it’s hard to tell the sweep lineup from the every day one.
Much better title btw.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 6:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And before the Sally Struthers poster boy asks:
Dew point is 35.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 6:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
that's
wrong.
hey swisher...........you know.
by BuehrleMan on Jul 29, 2010 9:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And before I ask:
The Comcast HD channel tonight is 200.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 6:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Another good thing:
Pena, Threets, and Liney are available to clean up after Phreddy.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 6:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
are YOU ready for some basedballs?
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
My balls are ready to be based!
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 29, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
what? no adam dunn yet
I guess the Sox are not willing to mortage the future for a rental
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 29, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
Don't give them ideas.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 7:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Does a win tonight set a high 13 wins over .500?
Or have they done that already?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 7:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Thought so, thx.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 7:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
DJ is high as fuck
stum-stum-stum-bling all over is words
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
damnit
*his
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought Kotchman was on the Sox.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 7:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And Figgins.
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 29, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Freddy getting too complacent after KenWo's repeated fellating.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
Getting lucky indeed.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 7:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Anybody hear anything about the Hawpe rumor?
Brad Hawpe might be the most boring name I’ve heard thrown out there.
But boring beats Kotsay.
The parks play pretty similarly.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 7:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The White Sox are saying internally that they're out of the Dunn sweepstakes, according to ESPN.com's Buster Olney (on Twitter).
http://twitter.com/Buster_ESPN/status/19851753286
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Jays traded Brett Wallace today
so there go the Overbay rumors. (not that he was linked to the Sox)
But how has Brett Wallace become a journeyman already?
He hasn’t even made his MLB debut…
tejada to san diego
for wynn pelzer
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry for all the copy & pasting, but yeah...
The Padres and White Sox have asked the Rockies about Brad Hawpe, according to Troy Renck of the Denver Post (all Twitter links). Chicago’s interest hinges on the pursuit of Adam Dunn and the Padres’ interest may have softened, now that they have acquired Miguel Tejada.
Hawpe, who hit his seventh homer this afternoon, began the day with a .259/.337/.439 line. The 31-year-old has about $2.8MM remaining on his contract this year and will earn $10MM in 2011 unless his team buys him out for $500K, as expected.
no. 10 mil or a 500k buyout.
so kind of, yes.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Though half of our games are on the road too.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 7:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, the Cell has no effect on Sox hitters.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i seem to remember slurring/shouting "see yer ass august 1st!" to cust, but not sure how it was received.
though there was also a steady stream of slurshouting things a one mr. bbbj too.
i like beer.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 29, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
*at
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 29, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Beer:
It’s whats for dinner
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
actually thinking about it, i guess he was going to be seen on 8/1 regardless.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 29, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
New title: Peavy burned Teahen and Kotsay's bats
Gets a W.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 7:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
can he just burn teahen and kotsay instead?
thatd be a W in my book
OT: but don't care
http://chicago.sbnation.com/2010/7/29/1595265/northwestern-football-hope-for-the
Al thinks Northwestern will be in contention for the Big Ten title? Really? Really?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
nope.
iowa should win the big ten
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Who better to judge?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 29, 2010 7:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
"In contention" can have a lot of meanings.
just like “around .500”
He’s a fucking Cubs fan. Of course he hopes for stuff…
and when he says contend again
i’m sorry, but when the fuck was the last time they contended for it? I WAS A FUCKING CHILD! why is northwestern covered by sbn chicago?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
because its um. the closest college football team?
but yes, fuck them and random non-alum chicagoans that think they care about northwestern.
AND heismans
(( pops shirt ))
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 29, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I think this rivalry would probably come down to Fields Medals and Nobel Peace Prizes...
But then again U Chicago labs made a lot of major contributions to creating the Atomic Bomb.
buncha assholes…
i believe we still wipe the floor with NU
and there’s a certain pride being from where the end of the world began
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 29, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
i know a shocking number of do-nothing U of C grads. i found that very suprising considering the intelligence of said people.
Cashing checks and having sex.
taught me that in no way does intelligence lead to ambition.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 29, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
the evergreen kia guy could have told you that.
that is one ambitious retard.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
jerry brown or meg whitman?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 29, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
bingo.
and really, if they weren’t in physical sciences or econ as undergrads, you need ambition to pull off a non-academic job.
and the academic job market sucks balls
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 29, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
It's hard to be "ambitious" with your intelligence if you're a radical
or any type of person who rejects “the system”
my ex worked in their smoking cessation lab
I think she said it was the social skills that the U of C kids were usually lacking…
What do they call that place again?
“where fun goes to die” or something like that
That'd be IIT.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
hey don't bash LT's alma mater
but yeah, it is a cradle of socially awkward dudes
Lupe, release the balloons!
College fucks a lot of people up.
Especially if you had a set of helicopter parents who treated you like Todd Marinovich. Once those kids get some freedom it’s game over for at least a year.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
stop filling the thread with ridiculous tangents! god!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Seriously. Watch out for the mobile cloakmonster!
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
How do you think Nebraska will fare when they join?
as a Big 12 guy from Big 10 land (my Dad lives down the block from Mustard’s Last Stand- which I suppose makes me a Cats fan too) I think they’ll fare better in the Big 10.
i don't see much of a change
the big 12 north is a fucking joke, and i say that as i join it in 3 weeks. they’ll have to play wisconsin and iowa every year, who tend to be better than any other non-nebraska team in the north year in and year out.
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
k-state
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
i will if i wind up interviewing him
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
he cited an article titled "Lemming: Class could be NU's best in 10 years"
clearly a meta-joke and al’s whooshed us all
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 29, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Whassuuuup
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
nothin much
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i pee my pants
regularly
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i believe it
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
_
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 29, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
holler back brother!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
!
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 29, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i liked it more than i thought i would too
not sure if i loved it though
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
are you trying to say i dont like hyperbole?
thats it, the arranged marriage of our children is off!
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
nice
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Okay. I just saw that commercial talking about how miracles can happen when a team works together.
Someone want to tell me why they’re showing the Cubs in that commercial?…
I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
Miracles CAN happen.
They just don’t happen very often.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 29, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
because Zambrano loves everyone and leaves personal notes in their locker everyday
and showers the mound with daisies while he pitches, and kisses the water cooler after every inning
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 29, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I say fuck Dunn.
Get a starter.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
edwin jackson?
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
this is just blah
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
Did you see the game last night?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 29, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
yes but then i went to sleep during the comeback
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
with who?
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
in my bed, alone
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
boring
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
who you telling
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
They're right where we want them.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 29, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
They score five runs after I say this.
Just sayin’.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 29, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
otay tp
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
luke scott please,
for like really low level prospects. or, dan hudson and viciedio for fielder?
If that could've been done by now
Kenny would’ve done it.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
If I was Milwaukee I would take it.
But im not, and they wont.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
If they get Fielder
I’ll just defecate.
not out of anger or glee.
I’ll have to let it sink in before judgment.
But yeah, I’ll definitely evacuate my bowels.
sox just acquired prince fielder in exchange for jared mitchell, carlos torres and jordan danks!
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
huh?
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
you just wanna see someone poop their pants
meanie. but also funny.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
on my chest
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
huh... so that's your thing?
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 29, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Rally craps?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 29, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i just wanted a reaction when i came in
sorry.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My best friend is a Brewers fan
If the Sox get Fielder I’ll knit a tiny Fielder jersey and place it over my sculpted poop.
This will be placed on his doorstep or the hood of his car.
The real loser in that scenario
is the fella who is sculpting the poop.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
by RWShow on Jul 29, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this made me lol
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
if the twins get capps, would booby for dunn be approved?
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
yeah
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
Wooooo, Juan Pierre
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
pierre > dunn....
fuck dan bernstein
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I remember in 2008 Dan Bernstein wondered aloud (as I suppose most radio guys do)...
Have there been many athletes who have aged as gracefully as Jermaine Dye?
I also remember a lot of those radio guys in '05
swearing that the Sox couldn’t win with Rowand in Center and Uribe at SS. We just had to go get Griffey JR and we just had to go get Tejada. People really got short memories of what it took to win that Championship.
5.4 and 3.6 WAR respectively
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
I remember very well:
almost every pitcher on our staff having the best or close to the best season of their entire career.
I would like to see this 4 ounce long baby, hawk
and stoney can only remark “8 pounds?”
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
i love the mariners
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
I formally request that we play them 81 times a year.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 29, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
meeeeee threeeee
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
moar!
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
omar!
(was that so hard to judge that the runners weren’t going? looked like icihiro had no chance the whole time.)
at least it wasnt a triple play.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
doesnt roberto alomar
have an aids problem? or was that proven false
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
seriously
wasn’t there some sort of talk about roberto having aids? i’m not joking i remember hearing this.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
it was talked of
but the chick who tried to sue him withdrew the suit
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
why are you happy about that?
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
nah
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
PAULEY! PAULEY! PAULEY!
wait, i think i did that wrong
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new pitcher
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
time for a triple switch!
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 29, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
pauley gives up 4 in 3 and 2/3rds and thats it...
but he left roland-smith-pussybitchwhotookhiswife’sname out there to give up like 88 runs.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
you are thinking of ian snell
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Or, Ryan Rowland-Smith.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
to be fair though, that at least sounds pretty cool.
it’s just odd that a team had TWO players on it that took their wife’s name
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i am boyonthedock
and i approve this message
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking rally killer!
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hes good at outs
but his specialty is the 3rd out
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
He just goes up every at bat with the mentality that he's going to be the 3rd out
I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 29, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Fun times.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
good call
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i believe it is clown college
and krusty lists a seires of funny sounding places, like timbuktu, kukumunga, and seatle.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
castro-free him!
sometimes
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions
head down hands back
it goes way back
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
lucy and castro have mashed for the sox
has Jim done a piece on this yet?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
and beating people up
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
fuck dan hudson, he's expendable. jon adkins is back in the organization
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
he is? lol
i hope not.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
there is our huge acquisition
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
he'll throw 5 shutout innings in extras
in game 3 of the world series.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
I could think of worse. and yes, as of today, they signed him to a minor league deal
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
we should grab jim edmonds
it adds to our m-o.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
exactly
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
what has been missing from our team since 2005??
One Carl Everett the Third!
He doesn’t believe in dinosaurs!
he'll have trouble playing with omar on the field then
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
carl everett is the man
fo sho
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
i would hope he finishes his season above a .250 ba and a .350 obp
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
latter isn't going to happen but yea, 250 is in site
I’d be happy with 250/310/400 or there about. after being around the mendoza line into july that would be quite the recovery.
I was gonna ask you...
how did you like Madvillain 2: Madlib Remix? Is it worth a download?
(Yes, I’m aware the album was released nearly two years ago. I’m late to most albums, though.)
you late
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i know the feeling
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks for sharing
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
one day when you have kids you will know.
ass wiping technique totally changes.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
still waiting at my age
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
somebody needs to duct-tape that person's (kid's?) mouth
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
enjoy
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ptero
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
I loouve theoatmeal (tried to say it the way Hawk used to say "I loouve email")
my favorite might be his breakdown of twilight
or semicolons
haha
awesome
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
That was awesome.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what I said!
Remember my tire iron.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
I have no idea how FG is getting it done, but I'm liking it
you’d think hitters would just sit on his breaking ball or changeup and adjust to his “fastball”…
Is there a dinosaur or something in attendance?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
Big Game Freddy
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
gotta be that movement
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
my credenza has mad game.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
mine too!
it’s mahogany
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
my cake? no. it was somebody elses.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
a 2'6" topless chick brought me a take out menu a little while ago.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
a topless dolphin did the same thing about 3 months ago.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I love me some Aziz.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess he really likes his credenza
the picture link goes to this:
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
I know I cant see much of it
but that seems to be the world’s gaudiest room.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
They have a team OPS+ of 77.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
As a team they've hit 63 home runs.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
those 3.29 runs a game aren't gonna score themselves
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Ichiro has scored 39 times coming in to this one.
So theres that.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
Team slugging % of .339
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
So Fielder is off the market?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
wow
They are in 3rd place and 9 games out of first. They really think they are still contenders? Unreal.
indeed
but at the time I wanted the whole fucking thing blown up.
I’ve learned to be more conservative from this experience and am less likely to rip on non-contenders for standing pat.
also- Fielders paid a lot of money. it might be easier to shop him in the off-season when payrolls are more malleable.
I'm sure what they were expecting to get for Fielder
was more than what teams felt was worth it.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
always the yankees
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Storen
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
whats going on
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
im not
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 29, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
i kinda like this option:
Pierre LF
Ramirez SS
Rios CF
Berkman DH/1B
Konerko 1B/DH
Quentin RF
AJ C
Beckham 2B
Vizquel/Teabag 3B
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/07/astros-discussing-berkman-deals.html
no bad, why not leave konerko @ 4 and berkman @ 5?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
no respect for veterans?
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
no respect for team captain?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Farmer talking about
“the lack of velocity on Pierre’s throwing arm.”
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
in what direction?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on, Freddy
Get some outs now
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
dont ever doubt freddy you rat
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 29, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
.
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
i dont get it
black people are funny?
"from the Chi, the city of hella haters, where we keep rising to the top like elevators. Hi haters I'm back off hiatus." - grammy family
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 30, 2010 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Freddy makes me nervous
Kind of like the slow cranking ride up the first big drop of a rollor coaster
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
then its fun all the way down!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
the M's announcers said he has a bad left hammy
but that the Mariners knew this and went ahead with the Cliff Lee trade anyway.
i'd rather have freddy here than pena.
i guess its disrespectful to use a good pitcher in the 6th no matter what the situation.
I love that
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
struck him out!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Whew
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
watching freddy garcia pitch is like drinking ketchup
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
how so?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
i'd rather do neither
but both help prevent cancer?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Ketchup never tasted so good
I like this remainder Freddy. He’s about 1000 pitches away from hawking shots at Sox Fest, but I want to see those mil, baby,
by castillo de carlos on Jul 29, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
5 runs is plenty
Me thinks the Mariners just blew their best chance
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
I thought I told teahan to burn his fucking uniform, spikes and glove as well.
fucking tea-bag can’t even do that shit right.
Uh I think maybe this Castro dude maybe
should be playing more
yeah fuck AJ
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Is there a reason Castro has never DHed?
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
thats a great point
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
most managers
don’t like to have no catcher to sub in
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Konerko can catch
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
yeah he can catch
when Flowers, Armstrong, Lucy and Gonzalez all break their legs
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
i was being sarcastic
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
very well
continue
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Mauer DHs all the time.
"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."
Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010
Wow
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
heavy price for a just ok reliever
thanks twins
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
agreed/
this is good news indeed if the case
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
ehhh the twins just got better (for this year)
how is that good?
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Capps is just ok.
and Ramos is a stud.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
because they got fleeced prospect wise
but yeah it does help them this year
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
whats the best case scenario for capps going forward?
1/4 win? .5?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Its not even half a season anymore
id venture 1/4 but im not colin so who knows
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
considering how FUCKING PISSED everyone gets about blown saves...
I don’t really like quantifying late inning relievers like that.
What I meant to say was:
fuck stats- give me a turtle shell and some ping-diddle.
This is baseball goshdarnut!
Jenks >>>> Capps
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
so bobby for dunn
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
*correction
Linebrink for Dunn (with a little Teabag sprinkled in there)
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
and the ununwalkable juan pierre gets a walk
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
thats how hard it is to walk him
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
then who gets sent down?
for lucy
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
DFA Kotsay
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
thats an amazing quote from cooper
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
yeah, once i heard it i had to use it
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
coop said wha?
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
read my signature
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
whosh
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
ok
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
i meant self-whosh
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
oh right on!
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
WHOSH
got you sucker HAHAHAHAH!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
he said DFA Kotsay
then you said “amazing quote from cooper”
so i thought Cooper said DFA Kotsay which seemed crazy.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
nothing cooper says is crazy
though the way you read it is pretty funny
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Jul 29, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
so whosh!
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
i looked at the standing, i totally forgot how good cleveland was that year
had an insane RD, but under-achieved.
-
I hate this child
-Alex Rios
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
So 2 of our best power hitters aren't hitting HRs right now
but the offense is still getting it done. balance through out the lineup the way Ozzie planned it I guess. Except for Kotsay
kotsay is balenced.
he is just bad
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Ichiros got be sick of being on a shitty team for like 6 years
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
no, i really dont think he is
hes just that kind of guy
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 29, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
big fish in small pond eh?
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
seattle has a large japanese population, probably one of the largest, if not the largest in the US
we had great seats one section down from the 1st base dugout 4th row for a game there last month. Probably 90% of the folks around us were japanese fans there to see ichiro.
not sure if that overweighs the factor of playing on a shit team, but he is the attraction, he can’t mind that.
thanks, I did not know that
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
only 5th largest in the US, but NYC metro is ahead of them and that's spread out over 12+ plus
seattle has about 3 million in the metro area if I remember correctly.
thats a lot of japanese
wouldn’t have guessed that many.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
he doesn't care
not a team player, remember he is selfish
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Ichiro only cares for himself, etc etc
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 29, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe seattle can trade him to the sox for a PTBNL
and after they win the world series the player is named: ichiro!
by Trooper on Jul 29, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
mind blown
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
i chuckled
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
If you're interested in Ichiro this is an interesting interview
http://www.mynorthwest.com/?nid=374&sid=264859
It seems to me that Ichiro is utterly fascinated by the idea of getting fat.
I’d love to see him gain 60 pounds after he retires.
(oh- and I think somewhere in there he addresses the pond-fish thing. and the losing.)
someone should just tell him
being fat sucks
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Dummies were trying it last night.
The only good thing about that was there was a girl with a nice ass sitting in front of me, which I got to see much more of.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 29, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Awww, Putz lost his scoreless innings streak
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
This is what happens when you start the wave.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
Come on JJ
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
new game thread
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
but it is nice and warm in here
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
nobody go!
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
boooooooooooooo
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 29, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
we are over 400 which sucks for the iphone/droid crowd.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
Gordo
How do you think Gordon felt when that ditzy blonde called him BRENT?
Lil taste of Charlotte, eh?
by castillo de carlos on Jul 29, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
He was thinking, "Damn, I'm gonna slay this blonde dragon tonight!"
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
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