This Game Thread Joins Lucas Harrell in Laughing at Carlos Torres' Continued Poor Timing
Oakland Athletics at Chicago White Sox, Jul 30, 2010 7:10 PM CDT
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ah, nice in here
less ambiguity, uncertainty.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
dont get too comfortable.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
FLB
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
Who?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 6:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the guy who got a bulldozer from his owner
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 30, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
really? who got the bulldozer then? oswalt?
fuck him too.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 30, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Oswalt got a bulldozer
Was that because of the tornado that took out his parents?
Sorry about your parents kid,
Here’s a bulldozer
that sounds awesome
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm going to start a charity
Bulldozers For Forsaken Children
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He couldn't afford one? Who gave it to him?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 6:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
owner of the stros, i believe, for getting to the world series, and getting super spanked by the sox
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 30, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a perfect gift
something you want, but would never buy for yourself
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Indulge me. Long week.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 6:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ditto
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe he'll change his mind!
like jake peavy!
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I still don't get it: why FLB? What did he do other than agree to a trade?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
rejected any possible trade to the white sox.
is that enough for you?
hey swisher...........you know.
I guess it's up to him, right? Why do you take it personally ?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Good title. Would it have been Torres if rested?
Or doesn’t it really matter?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 6:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i'm going to hazard a yes
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
To both?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 6:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
maybe
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope Luke nukes them A's tonight
I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
Ah. Never mind. Though you should've said pulled from the lineup.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 6:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Comcast, flagship and all, still has a crawl showing Hudson pitching for the Sox.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 6:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Just parlayed A's and Twins.......
might as well make a little cash on what I think will be a rough night all around.
So much for riding the hot hand or a nice platoon.
AJ starting against a lefty. Don’t they need those small things to win it?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 6:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I see what you did there. But still...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The one that allows for injuries to starting catchers.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
yes. fuck lance berkman. but why doesn't he want his option picked up? does he want a multi-year deal for more $$?
Berkman has a $15 million option in 2011, but would approve a deal only on the condition that it would not be picked up, according to MLB.com.
hey swisher...........you know.
he doesnt want to be a dh
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
And that's bad because?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Shoulda joined the Sox.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 30, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
destroy
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2010 7:04 PM CDT reply actions
Who was that guy?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Kid Rock throws like a bitch.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
i've seen way worse.
it was a strike for criminy sake, although i don’t care for him.
hey swisher...........you know.
Is he the white guy, goofy hat, bad teeth?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the same
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
o/u for tony pena appearance
4 2/3 IP
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
under.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
exact.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 30, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
you just said that.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 30, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk came up with a pretty reasonable reason
for the A’s decision to change up their personnel. I am surprised.
Fireworks: Bang?
Nice
why didn’t he bust ass down the line? he had to make 2nd anyway right?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
OT: Hawk's Hawaiian shirt on the intro tonight is pretty bitchin.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
Saw that too. Nice.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Lucas Harrell is god awful.......
but I think everyone knew that.
yeah thats why his ERA is 0.00
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
by e-gus on Jul 30, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah bitches
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
SICK burn!
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 30, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
debbie downer

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I wonder
Is there anyone on this team that is not god-awful according to you?
I see it's "no criminal record" night at the ballpark -- billyok before a game against the A's
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 30, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon kid
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
maybe he can't smoke and mirrors his way
to a quality start or at least a couple innings of ~3 run ball
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
how bout 0 run ball?
its the A’s for crying out loud
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
sweaty and hudson respectfully disagree
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
think DJ Carrasco this time last year
He’s the “oh- fuck, we traded tonight’s starting pitcher” replacement guy.
He was decent last year in the minors.
also- he is not Carlos Torres.
pitcher
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
he is trying to get it like i am
long waiting list
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Hudson traded today, Harrell an AAA callup.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't apologize, you haven't missed a thing.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
its probably better to ask than wade through the 1500+ posts of garbage from today actually
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
hey, b. anderson is pitching!
wait, what? oh. raspberries.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
brett anderson can be very, very good.
but 2 times on the DL this year with elbow pain cannot be good.
hey swisher...........you know.
hooray!
maybe we won’t lose!
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
This is why Juann Pierre is getting it done
Screw stats!
he is grindy
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
yay a run
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
i like speed
more runs please
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
send konerko!
double steal!
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
ha!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
oswalt is over rated
phillies shoulda kept lee. suckers
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
We know that, but relax and enjoy the game.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Quentin special
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
From Fenway:
Pudge Fisk in the house tonight. He is still old. Tiggers up 2-0.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 30, 2010 7:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Anyone else lamenting the fact that this is AJ now
and not Castro?
This is going to be another challenge in the clubhouse......
it’s clear that Castro needs to play twice a week instead of just once. But at the same time it’s probable that AJ will make this difficult.
so he is a douchebag
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
aj is cltuch
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
clutch
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Lamented earlier in thread, not gloating.
Castro may have done the Sam thing.
But still…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Same not Sam
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
who is sam?
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
kw traded for him
read the other three pages
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Screw the DH being the problem
AJ is the actual problem
we have a solution for the AJ problem though
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Castro's a backup for a reason
Play him 5 days in a row I think he’d fade
by All Soxed Up on Jul 30, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Who said anything about playing 5 days in a row?
Just play Castro against lefties
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
he is one of the problems
but remember he calls a great game (rolls eyes) and the pitching staff is comfortable with him (rolls eyes)
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
put them eyes in your head
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
sthu
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
following on gameday. was aj's bat successfully thrown at the ground and dumbfuck histrionics displayed on the basepaths?
i’d hate for him to get out of his rhythm.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
you know this
man
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
Oh, its Mullet night!
I love that Kid Rock threw out the 1st pitch
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
"This Gamethread is Business in the Front, Party in the Back."
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he an actor?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 30, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
fun fact: at PNC park, they do a "mullet cam" every game.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
you lot hate me
wankers – i’m gonna support a team on the east coast like Boston, they appreciate a global audience
you don't mean that.
but aren’t you used to being hated, being a leeds fan?
hey swisher...........you know.
the english aren't european.
they won’t even use the same money as them!
hey swisher...........you know.
Nobody hates you. Have another drink and give Stan a kipper.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ridiculed from coast to coast
both sides of the Illinois River.
Oh, plus Ocho Rios in Jamaica mon
I am become q, fragile headcase
cause aj calls a great game right?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
What the fuck? He's been throwing to Flowers.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm not sure how good Castro's enligsh is
last night my Dad said “too bad Freddy is our only Spanish speaking starter”
I was like Dad, shut up, Ben Davis was bi-lingual and he sucked.
OT: any word on the prospects Houston is getting from the Yankees?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I havent seen anything yet.
Berkman is out of the line up, you’d think he’d want one more start in Houston.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
stupid injury would screw things up
i’m sure a deal is based on him not playing tonight
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Oswalt would've been better served by one more start
being one win away from tying the franchise record and all
If Harrell could get his offspeed
stuff over he wouldn’t be half bad. He has a decent fastball.
or just throw more strikes
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
RANDY!!!!!
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Flowers with two hits, Morel with two hits.
Last chance to amp trade value….Morel now at .296.
i like morel
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
STOP WALKING THE A'S
didn’t you read moneyball, harrell?
YOU’RE FALLING INTO THEIR TRAP
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
what part of Harrell's 0.00 ERA makes you say that?
Was it the long fly ball with the bases loaded to the deepest part of the park?
Come on Harrell
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
Thank god he hit it to center
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Yikes
Close one
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
he wants to give the a's a chance
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
One word: Phat Phreddy.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Whew. Garciaish.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
interesting
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
2 run bomb for Thome
after Figgins fumbles a 100 percent routine groundball to let cuddyer on.
He is playing the most uninspired baseball I've ever seen this year from him.
Just doesn’t seem to care. Milton Bradley is rubbing off on him.
theoretical first start for jackson?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
we should keep him for a long time
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I got a good felling about Dayan
I wouldn’t trade him
Yeah, agreed.
You get the feeling that at age 25 he could be huge run producer, if not before then.
hmmmm might be my next tattoo
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 30, 2010 8:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
cause aj calls a great game
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Forget it Jake. It's Oakland.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Jones having to mess things up
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
if he's smiling
someone should remind that asshole that he’s GM of the Washington Generals Nationals.
hope strasburg's arm falls off
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
boston has no heart left
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
too many injuries to try and play catch up with TB and NY
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Berkman rejects WS, Dunn still too expensive
I wouldnt be shocked if Kenny completes a jack cust trade after this game
you are relentless
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
or kenny stays pat
can’t buy much with only $.50 this year.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Patience, grasshopper. Game is in hand.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Throw some strikes, kid
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
its ok.
i think we all want a bat too.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
its about what, 2am there?
hes likely drink.
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
Anyone at the game last night. The gun at The Cell
had Linebrink in the high 90s…..I assume that was a mistake.
so when it is high it is a mistake, when it is low it is correct?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
so some guy guys back and turns the switch so it reads 5-8 mph faster for him to make him feel better?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
how long can he get away with this shit?
this is remarkable
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Armando Galaragga leaves Tigers-Red Sox game after being hit by
a line drive a Jew on Shabbos.
Do we care about the Tigs?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 7:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not really......but it just could screw with their rotation
for our 4 game set with them next week.
ah good thinking
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
I'm at the game.
We don’t really need running commentary. No one cares.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 30, 2010 8:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
uh huh what you do?
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE CHICAGO WHITE SOX! I'm not short but my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
a good portslut
always brings kneepads
Fireworks: Bang?
by colintj on Jul 30, 2010 8:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
A real portslut
already has calluses.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Nationals told teams that Edwin Jackson was key to obtaining Adam Dunn from them, according to ESPN.com’s Buster Olney. Many teams tried to obtain Jackson, the White Sox got him and now the Nationals say they aren’t so sure they want the righty. Obviously, teams are frustrated with the Nationals (all Twitter links).
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/07/adam-dunn-rumors-friday.html
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Kenny's gonna choke a bitch
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
bait and switch?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I'm frustrated
I want to fuck the hairdresser with the blonde bubble perm and the the greyhound long legs who keeps turning me down because ’ I have a boyfriend’ , mind you he’s a big fucker and i wouldn’t like to get in his way – fuck him, i want his bird
ugh
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
crap
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Shit happens.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
guess the offense will have to show up today after all
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
He should have been tattooed by now. This is a success.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
Generous zone.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I see
the Mariners are determined not to help us. Other than they already have.
Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 30, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Thornton isn't enough?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
They hit one homer in 4 games at the Cell, what makes you think that offense is capable of doing anything at Target Field?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't say
I expected help. I said that they clearly weren’t going to be of any help. I despise the Twins almost as much as I love the White Sox and will always root against them.
Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
That and
the fact that Scott Baker is generally not good at baseball.
Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 30, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
they need to give their "good" guys rbi oppotunities
instead of the wilsons
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Crisp is in a hitter’s count, the pitcher isn’t throwing strikes well, there are two outs and of course he bunts.
Surprise!
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Ozzieball!!!!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
got a job, made some sweet stinky love
made a nice dinner, and now sharing a glass of champagne with the lady. its a beautiful night, friends :)
i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd
Ah! TV at last!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Congrats, mang.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 30, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Finally you have removed your head from your ass.
Good work.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm shocked that the English can't make a decent pizza.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
Seriously, what the fuck is that shit?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Pi in STL
is actually good pizza
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Not the pizza I've had there..
Only there and Louisville, KY have I ever not been able to even finish the pizza. I mean I’ve had pizza here, but the pizza I’ve had in those two places, more than a couple times (you can’t trust just one) we’re disastrous.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i can vouch for Pi, the only pizza i'll eat here
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Oh.. thought that was a typo, as in "pie"
Like all pizza in general is called pie, I didn’t realize Pi was a place
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
oh sorry,
no “Pi” is the name of the place, located in the Delmar Loop. always packed.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
isnt there a pi on chicago too?
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
Strongly disagree
the local favorite is a chain called “imos”
Their specialty is thin crust pizza… with PROVALONE cheese. It’s absurd. It truely does taste like vomit.
My fiancee LOVE imos.
I gotta eat that shit everytime I go there.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 30, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
it is the worst excuse for pizza stl has
Pi has the best pizza in the city. being from chicago and going to all the local joints i can vouch for that.
even the big guy thinks so: http://stlouis.bizjournals.com/stlouis/stories/2009/04/06/daily40.html
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Can't argue with love...
or with whatever force of stupidity that caused me to get engaged.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 30, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
the only gal I've ever "co-habitated" with was from Saint Louis
and she fucking hated imos.
in fact I think she hated Saint Louis altogether and that’s probably why she moved to Chicago.
Well, mine sure doesn't want to ever go back, but her folks are still there.
Every time – Imos, Ted Drewes, and that pretzel place. No matter what.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 30, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
those definitely are the nostaligic places in the Lou
that gal’s folks still live in Saint Louis too.
Her Dad still invites me to Cardinals games, which I find hilarious. Being favored over his children and all…
shitty city for sure
can’t wait to move out of here
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
yeah
and the people aren’t that bad. if you give ‘em a chance (read- brainwash yourself), they’re quite enjoyable to be around.
I’ve made more friends from Saint Louis here at Mizzou but I’d probably say overall KC people are cooler (and the it’s a better city as well).
yep KC is a cool city
lived there for 2yrs before moving to stl for 2 yrs
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Yeah, I've been a few times and it's definitely depressing, but
not as bad as Detroit. That’s wrist-slitting depressing.
nor cleveland
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
In the UK obviously. They couldn't even get Pizza Hut right.
Do you folks even enjoy the simple pleasures of Tex-Mex?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Incorrect.
Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 30, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohhh, almost
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
PAULIE!!!
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
isn't that good enough at this point
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
carlos with the beltre
asking for an appeal
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Shit, I forgot Brett Anderson is actually good.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
almost makes up for DP AJ
Almost
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Moar runz pleez
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
a double serving plz
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
wow coco crisp is horrible
Doesn’t even recognize konerko is running
by Duck99 on Jul 30, 2010 8:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Castro might have done that.
Keep those footsteps beating…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
why would we even consider trading him at this point?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
How would you know that? Has he faced a righty yet?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well fine stay with Kotsay then
I have a hard time imagining that he’s never ever faced a righty…ever
He has, and hasn't hit them.
Look it up dillweed.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Just did...
Looks like he’s hitting .273 with a homer against them. So you can have Kotsay you Idiot. I’ll take my chances with Dayan. Don’t worry about looking it up. Here ya go:http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/splits?playerId=30103
.667 OPS, 85 OPS+.
You’re delusional, and fuck off.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Right.
I made my point. Take you stats and do what you want with them
Wrong. By the stats, history, whatever. You're an idiot
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Mark Kotsay vs. RHP in 2010
.699 OPS, 84 OPS+.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?n1=kotsama01&year=2010&t=b
The only feather in his cap is a rather low BABIP.
I’d give the tank at bats, but I’m not Ozzie Guillen.
Oh and stop being a dick when you’re too lazy to fact-check too.
I didn't argue for Kotsay, did I?
I said Viciedo was NOT a DH against righties. What does Kotsay have to do with that?
Are you dillweeds dad?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 9:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
coco getting it back in
was pretty awesome actually
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Be nice if Jones can hit it far enough so his popout can at least bring the run in.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
Glad i decided to DVR FNL
and watch the game. looking good so far, surprisingly.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
I want kw to pick up the phone and tell rizzo
to go fuck himself.
by stanchar on Jul 30, 2010 8:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I look forward to him paying for dunn for the rest of the year and then either getting nothing when dunn leaves or offering arbitration and getting taken to the cleaners when dunn accepts.
what would arb be for dunn?
12M?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I heard
closer to 18
Charles Barkley & Terry Boers are the two smartest men in the history of human civilization.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 30, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I, too, will enjoy when that prick gets screwed by his own greed.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
what is main brand of lemonade in america?
r – whites have gone bust – so only have sprite – I do not like. I like lemonade
minute maid, country time
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 30, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Lemon-lime pop? = Sprite, 7up, Squirt
Lemonade as in the juice – Country Time, Minute Maid
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
sierra mist
is the class of the lemon lime sodas
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
ah.. Sierra Mist.. forgot that one.
I don’t really drink lemon-lime pop, but if I do Squirt is the way to go for me
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
thats a lot more lemon
and a lot less lime
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
lemon and grapefruit. i like squirt. i hate sierra mist. stick with 7up
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 30, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Beckham is back
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
he is still here right or are you trying to tell me he went somewhere
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
This.
gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
so he is still back
like i said
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
i'm so sad
now that swisher is gone who’s going to jam a shaving cream pie in harrell’s face when he gets his first win?
hey swisher...........you know.
i like crooked numbers for the good guys
by Duck99 on Jul 30, 2010 8:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Lucas Harrell just earned himself a share of playoff money
nice job kid
I am become q, fragile headcase
he's not going go get many chances at mlb
he made the most of it, good for him
I am become q, fragile headcase
someone needs to go hard into an A midinfielder
That could have been ugly if he was in his throwing motion
by Duck99 on Jul 30, 2010 8:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
quentin already did
in the first inning on aj’s gidp. went out of his way a bit too.
hey swisher...........you know.
dont panic!
Got my towel…
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
pesos
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
obama dentalcare
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
my teeth are disgusting
you lot would hate to have a beer with me, and I would be shamed by your pearly white nashers
My freshman college girlfriend was a proper Irish Lass, and thus loved the man.
Kept a big poster of him over her bed… she had the top bunk. Holy hell that was scary waking up to.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I concur.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
so Harrell makes it over his 4 2/3 line.
i like the nickname an AN user called him, “Walky McAAAerson”
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Labor Day.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 30, 2010 8:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i meant in england.
they just have them for no reason every once in a while it seems.
hey swisher...........you know.
too late.
no chance now. some once civilized people now seem to be regressing.
hey swisher...........you know.
Don't stop now, Brits!
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
by RWShow on Jul 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Harell is one muffed play away
from pitching a shutout. Nice
At least this kid is good at throwing balls/strikes in
an even proportion. doesn’t discriminate
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
better late than never
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Even Lance Broadway won once
as an emergency starter.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 30, 2010 8:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ah. The historical perspective c
Thx.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
so you're at Fenway
and you’re going to spend the night furiously texting away? Live in the moment my friend. Don’t ignore your Asian friend, it’s rude
I am become q, fragile headcase
by ChicagoPete on Jul 30, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
'Tis beautiful.
Fouled by the presence of the Red Sox.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 30, 2010 8:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
he's not ignoring him....
Cause he’s sitting on his lap.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's the one doing the commenting.
Notice the lack of typos.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
LOL!
Mobile rec.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 30, 2010 9:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
needs more bacon vomit
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
anytime someone says wu, including me, all i can think of is this

hey swisher...........you know.
by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
swengen!
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
NICE!
this kid knows how to play
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I thought he was supposed to swing at anything?
Seems to have a better grasp of the zone than many on this team. Robinson Cano is a much better MLB player than a minor leaguer. Perhaps the Tank, too?
by Duck99 on Jul 30, 2010 8:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah he hits
all over the field, hits for power, has patience at the plate. I’m really high on this kid.
what patience is that?
going in to this game he has seen an average of 2.93 pitches per plate appearance.
hey swisher...........you know.
Don't bother. Dillweed thinks he should DH against righties.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 8:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah I actually do think he should
DH against righties. What a concept
You're a moron.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think the internet thug name calling thing is cute
Keep it up;-)
what did i say about him DHing?
i was just pointing out he’s not a patient hitter.
hey swisher...........you know.
He thinks it's crazy to think
that Dayan should DH. I figure that the way the kid is hitting that he should maybe get a shot if we don’t get anyone. He says Dayan can’t hit right handed pitching.
give the kid a chance at dh
can’t do any worse than kotsay/jones
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
This is fantastic,
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 30, 2010 9:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
also
he has swung at 39.7% of pitches out of the strike zone. league average is 28.9%.
hey swisher...........you know.
it works for him
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
im just really high
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on Jul 30, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
walks are overrated
ask alexei
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
must be a cuban thing
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
There is a phrase about this sort of thing.
Something about the island… hmmmm.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
Tank has a weedwacker for a glove.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
reply fail
must be a cuban thing
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
does linebrink still play for this team?
by Duck99 on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yankees get austin kearns too
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
who needs a slugger? not us!
Ozzieball 2010
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 30, 2010 8:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
beckham!
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 30, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
No Bacon with the grand slam breakfast this time.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
job well done kid
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
if the Sox go .500 the rest of the way
they finish with 88 wins.
This was a game you x off in the loss column. The grab a W tonite is huge.
I am become q, fragile headcase
how are we on the peavy/hudson/harrel/jackson slot?
haven’t lost yet, right?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
hudson got shelled v the A's last weekend
but we were 2-1 in his starts
I am become q, fragile headcase
ah. was out of town last weekend, must've missed that one
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
A stone cold winner.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
the antti niemi of the sox....
Unexpectedly delightful
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
called from AAA to pitch since Hudson was traded for a bad pitcher(edwin jackson)
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec cause Rizzo deserves it
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
you dont know how to fuck on?
no wonder the lass from St lou left!
SSS has been able to get a lot of value out of him, but I imagine other sites look at his age and the some of the garbage he’s typing and think that he could be one terrible mistyped post from hanging them up.
-Sox Machine on winningugly
5-3 twins in the sixth
perhaps these mariners can get some life in them
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
like to see Capps blow his first save for the Twins tonight
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 30, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck yes!
oh wait, that was Hawk inside of me talking…
and I can’t stand him overusing this “don’t stop now” bullshit
Taking a walk in a donky park listening to the wind of change
runner at 3rd less than 2 outs
get him home, thank you Paulie
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Jul 30, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions
new thread?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
the sox are playing some good baseball
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Oh, you missed tons of internet fun.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 30, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Should get a negative ERA
When you throw two pitches and get three outs.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
Rough night for Threets.......
give up two hits and C Sale strikes out the side while walking one in a scoreless inning of work.
He'll be here for the Twins Aug. 13
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2010 9:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Anywhere I can find Brett Morel's AAA fielding stats?
Doesn’t seem like he makes too many errors.
He's good in the field
Don’t have the numbers, but larry says so, so it has to be true.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
bummer about his labrum though
I’d have to imagine it might hurt diving to the left with a torn labrum
MLB Extra innings screws over Las Vegas big time
I’m blacked out.
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
Oakland must claim Vegas as a market.
It’s frustrating when we play on the Left coast. Like we can just drive up to freakin’ Oakland to catch the game.
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
dunno, but....
they’re blacked out of dodgers, A’s, padres, giants, angels and diamondbacks.
hey swisher...........you know.
That's a plan
The Mrs might not like it, but you do what you gotta do
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
probably some bullshit claim by Oakland that they actualy have fans out there
they barely have fans in Oakland.
I don’t get why they’re so ridiculous with it.
I gave my mlbtv password to a friend in western Iowa. He said he was blacked out for Twins, Cubs, Cardinals, Royals, and White Sox games.
can still catch milwaukee though!
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
in central illinois
we’re just blacked out of cubs, cards and white sox, but we can get almost all the games on regular cable. (except wciu games)
hey swisher...........you know.
that's what it's like in Iowa City too
maybe not Cardinals.
I think the WCIU screws a lot of people who are close to Chicago but not necessarily in the official Metropolitan area.
You mean other than the sex, drinkin' and gamblin'?
At the time, it seemed like a good idea.
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
I did a lot of legwork to get some shady stream of "the club" because I don't have MLB network
next time I do that I’ll check to see if they have any other baseball. I think they might.
Ovah!
Great job filling in Lucas!
"Here's something: That if you want your father to think you're not a silly f*ck, don't slap a guy across the face with a glove. Because if you do that, that's what he will think. Unless you're a noble man or something in the nineteenth century. Which I am not." - Dave Spritz in The Weather Man
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 30, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
Ovah!

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
Harrell just knows how to win
The longer the wait, the greater the joy. Sox05, Hawks10
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 30, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
Beer shower!
2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.
That makes up for one of those Jenks games
What the hell, ladyboys all around!
I am become q, fragile headcase
Weird...
This reminds me of Thailand…
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
by Campbell32 on Jul 30, 2010 11:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nice job Lucas
shout out to mom and dad.
The longer the wait, the greater the joy. Sox05, Hawks10
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
C'mon Seattle...
Show that new Twinkie closer how it’s done in the AL.
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
Jim Leyland is an idiot.
Valverde walks the bases full, Ortiz hits a granny, and Valverde stays in. FFS. One run game.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It must be quite repulsive to be amid so many happy Boston fans.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
cmon lets go boston
everyone is a red sox fan tonight
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Detroit doesn't scare me at all.
They’re done.
"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox
Ozzie with the CPD hat on. Huh.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 30, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
It's no Maricopa County Sheriff's hat, but it'll do.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
They are dropping like flies lately
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 30, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably for Michael Bailey
The officer who was shot in front of his own home on a Sunday morning.
Too bad he has to wear the cap.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
It sickens me.
Three so far this year… unreal. I can’t believe they went to jack a guy with a uniform on.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Jul 31, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Yanks gave up 2 things called Mark Melancon and Jimmy Paredes for Berkman.
Oh, and the Astros are apparently paying $3 million of the remaining $7 million of his salary this year.
This trading deadline. She is confusing me.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
yeah weird stuff
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
big stuff to go down tomorrow?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Never question the genius of Ed Wade.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
have i mentioned
fuck lance berkman and fuck the fucking yankees?
hey swisher...........you know.
by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
If only Stone had said so during the postgame interview.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe he'll get to hang out in the dugout for the weekend.
at least pay for his hotel and let him party in the city!
Casey Kotchman, #3 hitter for a major league baseball team.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
I still thank my lucky Mariners.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 30, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
At least Harrell made a splash

"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program...It injects demand into the economy... It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (7/1/10) – God help us.
by tailgater on Jul 30, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
warms the heart
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Lucas Harrell:
Spot starter, Ozark High School alum, Groupon member.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Jul 30, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
rosenthal
Ken_Rosenthal
#WhiteSox saying, again, that they are out on Dunn. If that’s true, Dunn could stay with #Nationals. #Rays only in at rt price (MORE) #ML
by Air Raid Siren Stan on Jul 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
It's OK
Pujols is on the way
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 30, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
rockies just scored 12 runs on the cubs in the 8th inning
all after 2 outs. mercy.
hey swisher...........you know.
11 hits in a row, mercy indeed.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Hah!

"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program...It injects demand into the economy... It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (7/1/10) – God help us.
I'm troy tulowitzki
I went 3 for 5 with 3 RBIs and all i got was a lousy -.012 WPA
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 30, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
oh boy, that's good. lots of stuff there.
my favorite: cashner, 0.0 IP, 6 H, 6 ER, -.001 WPA.
hey swisher...........you know.
Isn't he a "Killer C"?
"Obviously, I went there and I had to do it and it was good. The sessions have been a lot of exercises and very interesting."
- Carlos Zambrano on his anger management treatment (7/30/10)
I scoured the fangraphs chart for that game for like a half hour
so entertaining.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by boyonthedock on Jul 31, 2010 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
after drunken dvr viewing, i'm pretty sure i
have a white sox boner.
by obnoxious american on Jul 31, 2010 2:15 AM CDT reply actions
off-topic: billy elliot musical is awesome
starts slow, then goes into fever dream country before bowing out with an awesome finale
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