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Danks Shuts Down Angels, Sox Sweep Halos

John Danks, who just doesn't know how to win, proceeded to make the former AL West front-runners look like they should be playing in the Pacific Northwest.  John's start was positively vintage Mark Buehrle.  Danks allowed only two hits, the first in the seventh.  Seven strikeouts, zero walks?  Filthy nasty. 

The best part might be that if not for Ervin Santana hitting Juan Pierre in the first at-bat of the game, the winning run may not have crossed the plate.  As you've heard numerous times by now, this is the first time the White Sox have recorded a four game sweep of the Angels since 1983.  Winning Ugly indeed.  This gives the Pale Hose their fifth win in a row, and they now sit a season-high eight games above .500.  Bring on the Royals.

Star-divide

Oh, and Rev HaloFan, your team just got their collective asses handed to them in that city you've spoken so poorly of. 


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Awesome!

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

until we crap on ourselves against KC

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only kool-aid drinking after a win please.

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 8, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont take them lightly

they have played well recently.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

8-2 in last 10

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 8, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sucks by White Sox standards.

Call me when they go 22-5

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 8, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we can take 2 of the 3 games I would be happy

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

very happy

they have to find a way to start winning the series against KC

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 8, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

The ugliest of ugly!

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 8, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

U-God goes Cheat on the Cheat!

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2010 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

A busted pelvis slows you down for the kill.

Serengeti, baby.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 3:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

didn't know he had one going up

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

his sucks

yours is real

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a little wordy, but it'll do.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 8, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woooooooooooo

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 8, 2010 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

He should have complained they

need a lineup.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

like it never rains in southern california...

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 8, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course it rains

that’s what ‘winter’ is for.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

to be honest it rarely does

i go to ucla and prior to this year it rained seriously (as in actually need an umbrella, not drizzling bullshit that makes LA natives grab rainboots and jackets [no offense TSK, forget if you’re from there or just living there]) 2-3 times a school year. For whatever reason it actually rained this winter a bit

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

just l-i-v-i-n, man

and not minding this week’s morning drizzling bullshit while the rest of the country swelters.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, that's what i thought

just thought i’d cover my bases

I’m missing the no rain right now. I’m in middle of nowhere Iowa working for the summer and it’s been raining a lot

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's an El Nino Year

El Nino brings warmer waters to the California coast, and thus more low pressure zones, and thus more rain along the coast. Now you know.

by Ventura23 on Jul 9, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

all other tropical storms must bow before el nino!

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh ok

i thought next year was el nino, so i got really crossed up by the rain

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Idiot

This ain’t Seattle

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 8, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe he should grow the fuck up and tough out the rain for three hours like I did last night

bunch of california pussies

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 8, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuk you angel fans...

 Take them out of the ballgame, city says
Angel Stadium has a problem with rats. Anaheim wants the team to solve it.
August 07, 2007|Christian Berthelsen and Dave McKibben, Times Staff Writers

Two years ago, Orange County suffered the indignity of having its baseball team adopt the name of that gritty metropolis to the north. Now Angels fans must contend with another unwelcome urban element: rats.

Public officials reacted with anger and disappointment Monday to news that food vendors at Angel Stadium, including its exclusive Diamond Club behind home plate, had been cited 118 times for vermin violations since 2005 — far more than other stadiums in the region.

by RoyEgan on Jul 8, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ho hum

This staff is on fire!

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Team ERA was at 4.85 a month ago June 9

no heading under 4.00 woohoo

"But this streak goes to eleven"

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

FKeithLaw

With Peavy likely out for the season, do the White Sox make a run at Cliff Lee? If not, do you see the Sox as viable contenders in the AL Central after losing their ace (at least their ace for the past month)?
Klaw
  (1:27 PM)

Even if they included Beckham, I’m not sure they could pull that off. And I didn’t see them as viable contenders with Peavy, so it seems less likely now.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

With Peavy we led the AL in FIP and xFIP

and we were only about 2 games out. I’m pretty sure with Peavy we were viable contenders unless they changed the definition of " viable."

by MrBungle on Jul 8, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

its Keith Law

never had an opinion that he’d think about changing. Danks is not impressive to him.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's only worth a little more than Jose Lopez

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cameron is a boner.

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 8, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jerks :)

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 8, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe the Sox are not as good as the Twins or Tigers

but it’s like he can’t do the simple math. The season is half in the bag and, like all the systems predicted, it’s a trio of midgets once again. How does that not equal “viable contender”?

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because Law has never admitted he was wrong on anything.

I hate that guy with a passion.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because clearly that would an interesting read.

“Hey guys, remember how at the begining of the season I predicted that one set of teams would be good and another set would be bad, but then some of the good ones were bad and some of the bad ones were goods. I was wrong. I guess there is an element of uncertainty in sports.”

by joewho112 on Jul 8, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

good predictors at least update their

priors based on new knowledge.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 6:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

not sure PECOTA had the Sox over .500, but it rarely does

The way this team is looking right now I’m getting some serious “they might actually win 90+ games” vibes, and that would probably be good enough even to pass a Cliff Lee augmented twinkies team.

It all comes down to the pitching, and for sure most of us (and the projections) thought that as well. If the pitching stays dominant the sky is the limit. If the pitching is merely good or average they are back mediocre.

by madvillian on Jul 8, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way we approach 90 without some huge moves

They are hot now, they’ll be cold at some point and they’ll be mediocre for the most part. Our hope is that we get lucky and are hot when we play the Twins & Tigers next month.

by joewho112 on Jul 8, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they have a lot more 0-4 stretches than 11-0 left

I think the pitching on this team is great but not great enough to over come an offense that trots out 4 replacement level bats every game.

by joewho112 on Jul 8, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why because you say so?

The offense has been basically avg since BABIP came back into line. Stars and Scrubs. And they don’t have to go 11-0. Its rare anyway. 4 out of 6 and 6 out of 10 is just fine. 4 weeks ago you would have put down a mint that this team wouldn’t sniff 1st place. By the end of July they will be.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

fify

By the end of July this weekend they will be.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was trying to be modest

:-) !

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm flying in this weekend and heading to saturday's game

the last time i flew in and happened to catch a game, it was a perfecto and first place.

i’m hoping to be a harbinger for the non-season-derailing event.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who dat?

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 5:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'll be there!

Stupid work, making me miss the July series in Oakland!!!

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 8, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stupid work, eh?

How quickly we forget.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

As I silently die inside because I will be out of town for work.

Useful course for my professional development, why have you forsaken me?!?!?!?

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 8, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

send me an e-mail with your number

i’ll be in attendance as well

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll be there, too.

i’ll be sure to wave at you guys from the field during batting practice.

by larry on Jul 8, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look for me in the diamond suites bitch!

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll be in the all-star

and larry will be in a different one

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t Konerko can sustain his current pace. Q is streaky and injury prone. When/if either of those guys stops producing at a high level, the offense will stumble.

On the flip side, maybe Beckham will fix his swing and make up for it. Maybe Alexei will take a step forward. Maybe Dayan will perform well enough to replace Teahan/Kotsay. Maybe the the stars on the Tigers and Twins go down with injuries.

I think the likelihood of the things in that first paragraph happening are more likely than the things in the second

by joewho112 on Jul 8, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't konerko either.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

So is your post.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 5:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

The whole thing?

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 8, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not as much to take in

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

you just love the ears on the lillibridge.

They hit all the right spots.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 9, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well technically the odds tell us what is more likely to happen

And last I checked (today) your conclusion would be wrong. So excuse me if I don’t buy your best case Twin worst case Sox scenario. That said games aren’t played on paper.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course.

Though I’m sure they will be readjustment for some. But you act like its not give and take for the whole team. And how much do you expect him to cool off? Who knows? Players are capable of career years late and seasons out of the norm.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Find me a championship team

and somewhere you probably find more than a couple career years. You don’t “depend” on it but it happens. Konerko has managed the impossible, shut Kenwo clean the hell up!

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Teams that are reliably successful have a bunch of quality players in whick case you can expect at least one to have a career year or a couple to have career half-years

The Sox have a couple good hitters. Relying on both to sustain their current level for the whole season is not a dependable recipe for success, but hopefully I am wrong.

by joewho112 on Jul 8, 2010 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Each game has become a six inning affair

If they have the lead after 6, then the opposition gets to see Putz, Thornton and Jenks. Oh, and hasn’t Alexei raised his BA about 60 points since June 1? I’d say that’s a step forward. There’s plenty more to be optimistic about. KW will make a move to improve the offense if he can swing it. You should know that by now.

by jimmyjr on Jul 8, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant becoming an allstar level guy

I would agree that he will be better than he was the first couple months

by joewho112 on Jul 8, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

q has a babip of .232. His career is 30 points higher

I’d be shocked if Q finished the year with an OPS under .800. Of course, I also would be shocked to see him play 140+ games.

AJ can’t hit any worse. Vizquel / Viciedo between the two at least have some solid tangibles they bring to 3B: power at the corner for Dayan and great defense from Vizquel.

Beckham, well, he can’t hit any worse either. Between Jones/Kotsay they have a bad but not black hole DH.

Rios and Kong are 4, 5 WAR players, Ramirez is a solid starter.

And the pitching is leading the league in xFIP, even if the defense is mediocre and the park doesn’t help the ERA.

by madvillian on Jul 8, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

seems like I heard that one before.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

you think? lol.

That went thru my mind too. WTF was that?

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

as bad as everyone felt back then

you’d think everyone would be thrilled with what’s happened lately. Why ruin it by talking about what-ifs? This is a great run they’re on and who knows what will happen going forward. Just enjoy it while it lasts!

by jimmyjr on Jul 8, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know, they are following 2005 formula (that had a lot of BABIP pitching luck)

to a tee. Dominant starting, dominating bullpen, low variance 5 run a game offense at best.

Plus with such a dominant bullpen they are likely to over perform their pythag.

I doubt they win more than 90, but I doubted they’d even finish with 80 wins only a few weeks ago.

Things are rolling in the South Side, I’m just going to enjoy the ride and not worry too much about True Talent projections and the like. Sox almost always out-perform their projections.

by madvillian on Jul 8, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

they even have peavy taking the role of "star that contributes and then gets season-ending injury"

Team. Of. Destiny.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah

hes the willis reed in this scenario

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Daniel Hudson is Mox

And he doesn’t. want. your. life.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

He's Brandon McCarthy

I hope

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 8, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope so

You know, if he contributes to a championship season and ends up bringing back a better pitcher in a challenge swap.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just that people be drowned in front of their children.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2010 6:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's the whole fun thing about it huh?

Run differential can be so much more pronounced when its on the heels of run prevention. The 05 team outscored opponents what like 80 runs? That and 1 run luck. Nice to run Putz, Thorton and Jenks out there.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's true

this is a hot team and that means enjoying it while it lasts. Luck is a powerful force in baseball and when the gods are with you, you don’t sit on your laurels. You get out there, find a virgin to sacrifice and then a lefty bat. Can’t let them think we are ungrateful for this bounty.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 6:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I never said we dont still need a bat

we do. But run differential is in fact more pronounced in lower scoring teams. Maybe I am saying it wrong. A 70 run difference is much different in a team who limits their opponent to 700 runs vs one who allows 800 and scores 870.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

2005 is an apt comparison.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 5:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Compare this team and '05

I would probably take the current pen over the ‘05, but I’m pretty sure the position players and starters have the WS champs ahead significantly.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 6:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

careful Larry will smack you down for this

The 05 bullpen was outerworldly.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

the worst guy was who, vizcaino?

it was absolutely unfair what we got out of guys like hermanson, politte and cotts.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 8, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget Bobby,

who was nobody from nowhere.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember reading an ESPN the mag article about him when he was with the angels

made it seem like he was a backwoods retard drinking moonshine with 1 overall strap

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 8, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

was it the excerpt from that douchebag's book about being in the minors?

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't recall.

skimmed it while waiting for a haircut

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 8, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

the ivy league dude?

i thought that was supposed to be good?

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was exposed as a fraud

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was exposed as a fraud

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

not an ivy leaguer?

quality background checking from simon and schuster or whomever.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

boosh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odd_Man_Out:_A_Year_on_the_Mound_with_a_Minor_League_Misfit#Controversy

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

SATAN

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

AL Central, graphically adjusted.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 8, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like it!

Drinks are on me tonight!

"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham

by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 8, 2010 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay! Where are you buying?

Thanks alot for these ridiculous ticket prices, 2005.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 8, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Southern Illinois.

How does that sound?

"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham

by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 8, 2010 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mobile rec.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 3:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

best recap

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 8, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cheat's all Wiz and cip today.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 8, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

man

they sure aren’t used to losing over at halos heaven.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 8, 2010 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

They should be.

We’ve owned them for a few years.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 3:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

i mean they dont know what to do

they didn’t win the division in preseason this year. first time in a while

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 8, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

straight to the money line:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWaRulZbIEQ#t=02m53s

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

cant believe they won an oscar for that

that apples line is some godawful writing

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 8, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dunno, it's a solid enough burn.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i've used it

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

what are the odds

that we are in first place for the all star break?

by hugh on Jul 8, 2010 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Win or lose vs. KC

I think an SSS roadtrip to MN is in order after the AS break.

"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program...It injects demand into the economy... It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (7/1/10) – God help us.

by tailgater on Jul 8, 2010 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I respect your style.

Watching Prince Fielder take Cliff Lee yard could be a very good time.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 8, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a great game.

danks knew my youngster only had 2 hours in her and her delivered.

YES! HELL YES!

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2010 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

oh and while corralling the tyke at some point I seem to have dropped my wallet.

NO! AW NO!

Id estimate my chance at getting it back at less than 5%, and 0% that there is still money in it.

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

See! See!

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 8, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hm.

With Lillibridge starting, Teabag gone, and Castro starting this team would clearly win at least 100 games.

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 8, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

More about Freddy, no?

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 8, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

1-0 when SSS Methup.

45-38 without Methup.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 9, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The new Timo?

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 5:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

what do you guys think about Carlos delgado?

would you even bother? should be ready to play in a week or 2

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 8, 2010 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

no thanks

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

go for it

You guys win. You can keep your little marked-out piece of internet territory. Spend your days communicating via keyboard with people too ugly for the real world and too nerdy for anyone to care, anyway. Your piece of land is here. Do the rest of civilization a favor and stay within its limits. You bore me. Have fun with your nightly sobs and screams into your pillow over your inability to attract a good mate, Radiohead. ~The Hooligan

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 8, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

just to get rid of Kotsay, my standards are really low now

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

This whole "selling of my soul" thing prior to

the 11-game winning streak is really working out for me.

"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program...It injects demand into the economy... It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (7/1/10) – God help us.

by tailgater on Jul 8, 2010 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

New guy on the block...Jimmyb46514

This is my first post and I want to thank you all for the opportunity to talk about and discuss my beloved WHITE SOX. Having been a long time life long die hard SOX fan, I understand all the concerns referenced above. Mike North said it best in 2005 when he said “If you walk down the same alley every day and get the crap beat out of you, you expect to get the crap beat out of you.” But we ended all of that in 2005, and for the first time in my 40-some years of enjoying every victory and dieing with every defeat, I am no longer afraid to “walk down that alley”. Peavy going down to me is simply an opportunity for a young star to be just that – a young star. The 2010 version of our SOX is a team that we can count on to hang in there until the end…and more. I mean come on, am 11 game and now a 5 game winning streak in the same month does not happen by chance…just wake up every morning and be glad we do not have to wear blue every day… Thanks and keep the faith

by Jimmyb46514 on Jul 8, 2010 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

we had a lot of double hitters this month!

Sorry couldnt resist. Welcome.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the Team South Side...

We’ll order you a red cap and a speedo.

"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham

by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 8, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

one of my all time favorite movies

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 8, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

that theme music is great

pop in the DVD and let it play on endless loop :)

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 9, 2010 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think they did

my brother has that stuff on his computer/ipod

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 9, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have the soundtrack if you'd like me to hook you up...

"I'd rather have Rios steal 50 bases than hit 50 home runs. I want production." - Ozzie Guillen
"I'd rather have Rios hit 50 home runs than steal 50 bases. I want to win." - Servant2LordBeckham

by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 9, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tdogg

Thanks I think…LOL Not sure what you mean by your subject title or if it was directed at me, but I look forward to being here…

by Jimmyb46514 on Jul 8, 2010 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

just poking you

you implied we had an 11 game and 5 game win streak this month.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL you got me Tdogg

That would be a bit hard to do as it is only the 8th!!! Make that the LAST month!! Is there a way to attach pictures here that are located on my desktop?

by Jimmyb46514 on Jul 8, 2010 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

photo bucket

then use the image “tree” under the title

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tdogg

Should that have been “double headers” and not “double hitters”?? LOL

by Jimmyb46514 on Jul 8, 2010 5:00 PM CDT reply actions  

ahhh

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

we should get an email every time our nick is used in a subject

or a notice on sbn. Efficient way to get a hold of people

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 8, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching MLB Network...

They announced the Final Vote winners. No surprise with Votto going for the NL. But in the AL, NICK SWISHER IS GOING!!!!!!!

by nsam93 on Jul 8, 2010 5:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Someone has to die.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 5:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

photo bucket

when i click the “tree” all i see is the ability to add a URL, what if it is on my hard drive?

by Jimmyb46514 on Jul 8, 2010 5:08 PM CDT reply actions  

gotta upload it to photobucket

also, we have a reply button for when you want to reply directly to comments

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nick Swisher???????

You have got to be kidding me…there goes home field advantage for the WHITE SOX…

by Jimmyb46514 on Jul 8, 2010 5:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I think Nick Swisher and Andrew WK are the same person

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Jul 8, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andrew WK?

The man who understands that some people don’t like drinking and some people don’t like drugs and while he likes both he knows that everyone loves to party?

Love that guy. Don’t knock my heroes.

by coffeepac on Jul 8, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andrew WK

is an american treasure

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 8, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Me and about two dozen other raging-hormone 19 and 20 somethings got our asses kicked

when he came here in 2003. It was glorious. Some kid left the pit after the first song with a broken, bloody nose.

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 9, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nick Swisher wins Final Vote

I swear, there needs to be a curve on voting.

Yankee votes are .5 votes each
Red Sox votes are .75 votes each
Cubs votes are 0 votes each

:)

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 8, 2010 5:11 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I will always enjoy this

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 8, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha awesome

and welcome! long time lurker, or just-finder of the website?

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 8, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love internet cat fights, you can never have too much of this.
Stick to being an academic, Thomas. Stick to your sycophant-laden fora and your above-it-all mien. Stop jumping in here and cheap-shotting a business that you’ve never comprehended on your best day.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, not sure what that was all about

Kinda hard not to side with Tango. I understand running a business isn’t easy and deserves respect, but I don’t remember anyone picking on BP as a business. Everyone has their issues of course (Will’s “leading the discussion” bit for me) but that outburst seems weird and unjustified to say the least.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 5:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

they spend a lot of time nit-picking at BP on tango's site.

i imagine that’s the background to his comments.

while it was inelegantly worded by sheehan, tango does sometimes veer off into pretending he knows way more about a subject than he really does. and i’m fairly certain that running a sports website isn’t one of those things that he knows about – as was blatantly obvious from his comparison of BP with fangraphs.

by larry on Jul 8, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i would point out

when they nitpick about stats issues, they’re usually right on. when they get into other things – like how BP should run their site – well, there’s a reason the numbers guys usually don’t run a company.

by larry on Jul 8, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, does Joe get paid to consult for MLB

front offices? Isn’t that comparable industry success?

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 6:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

A lot of what Tango has done isn't innovate

it’s remembering and reproducing what was discovered in the 80’s, 90’s and early 00’s. Pete Palmer, Voros McCracken, Keith Woolner, etc. laid the groundwork but were almost without an audience. E.g. Palmer (iirc) developed the framework for what would become WAR, but he didn’t have the datasets to do the specifics on position adjustment and the like.

Sheehan afaik was around for all that but has been a different kind of steward. Turning BP into an institution gave Moneyball and the community to come a place to drop anchor. That shouldn’t be overlooked. Tango’s stewardship seems to come from the fact that he and MGL are so good at the details and data handling. They are the go to guys for turning theory into grounded analysis that doesn’t forget or overcomplicate anything.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 6:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

when I first got into sabermetrics back in 04, 05, it was BP and Tom's site that really drove my interest

that was before the explosion that we’ve seen since then of sabermetric writing online. Tango’s pure math mixed with BP’s sneering superiority really drove me into the field, it all seemed to fascinating.

Hell, if I had been able to approach baseball with my 25 or 26 year old mind when I was still playing at fairly high level in high school and then in college I might have been able to be quite a bit of a better player.

of course I just read “The Numbers Game” which really opened my eyes as to the great work that as being done back in the 50’s and 60’s even on applying casino style stat work to baseball.

by madvillian on Jul 8, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I find it amusing that so many people that were protecting us from the Soviets

also did excellent work advancing what we now know as Sabermetrics.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 8, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sycophant-laden fora, above-it-all mienn, cheap-shotting...

Isn’t that a big part of BP’s analytical shtick?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

its why I read them. It was over the top but it goes back a little while. I dont think Joe should have made it so public but damn…..

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh, good call.

“deadly accurate”

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know you do,

you are probably the guy who throws bottles during brawls…

I gangbang so hard, it would bring back curls.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 8, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

how am i the first to rec this????????

Watching this team is like jerking off 10 minutes after you just jerked off - billyok

by BoeJouma on Jul 8, 2010 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

well, it involves a chronological timeline whereupon you were the initial gui clicker of a "rec" button on a computer screen in advance of anyone else who may elect to duplicate your action.

Adding a little ‘above it all’ mien-ness to our establishement, which has been sadly lacking.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 9, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got home... sad I had to miss the gamethread today.

Holy hell that was a good game, I listened to it on my phone, thankyou mlb at bat.

So hey folks, I just signed up for This.

Anyone else going?

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 8, 2010 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

67WMAQ?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that I assumed...

But anyone else?

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 8, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cute!

What’s her number?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 8, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice shot!

she put lil’ troop into a daze for the rest of the game.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love the unis.

Great shot, e-g.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

very cool

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 8, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

rec

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm ready to watch BaB blow up if the Bulls don't land the King in the next 15min

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah would hate to be a Cleveland fan if he jumps ship tonight

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong

I gangbang so hard, it would bring back curls.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 8, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah me too

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck yes

it’s the paintball episode!

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah

switched just in time to see annie pop out of the trashcan!

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 8, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

easily my favorite episode

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's blood!

i thought it was paint, but i’m just bleeding. talk about luck

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jul 8, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

(( scoff )) that must be a threadless

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

one of the guys from cyanide & happiness made a sister site

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know, just poking fun at colin.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

No wonder you are out of work.

No discipline. No priorities. No values.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Twins down 7-1 in bottom of 7th

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

oh dear

Ollie and Stan's ability to make everyone laugh throughout their careers was truly a gift and they will never be forgotten.

by hoodlight on Jul 8, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Twins down 8-1 in bottom of 8th

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

How does that affect LeBron's decision?

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't look behind,

you look ahead. Worry about the 1st place Tigers. Listen to Satchel Paige.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

man, can't even take pleasure in a twinks beatdown.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not by scoreboard watching.

Now LBJ knifing Ohio for all the wolrd to see, THAT I enjoy.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Twins have an easier schedule in the remainder

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Jul 8, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

is this the decision gamethread?

what happens to SSS during the offseason?

by Jackkoho on Jul 8, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

hurry it up plz

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to do I chopped, screwed and hated upon.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2010 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

huh?

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to do I chopped, screwed and hated upon.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

classic

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

HES COMING TO CHICAGO OMG

what happens to SSS during the offseason?

by Jackkoho on Jul 8, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

wow why are you yelling?

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

good question

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to do I chopped, screwed and hated upon.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

crap

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

miami heat oh lord

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to do I chopped, screwed and hated upon.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf is that?

i dislike the NBA. give me NCAA

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to do I chopped, screwed and hated upon.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Breaking news:

people of Ohio burn down LBJ home this evening

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

lmao

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to do I chopped, screwed and hated upon.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who wants to go to Miami?

The Marlins suck.

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 8, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

it's been a few years since i completely detested pat riley. i missed that.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Mike Miller

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Millar

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Juan Pierre's contract extension.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Korver?

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a joke 3 stars and a bunch of scrubs

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Man assassinates entire Mideastern state.

Documentary at 10, 11, and 12.

What a jagoff. Classless.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

James is dumber than a box of rocks

He wanted to be a billionaire athlete? No chance now.
He just joined DWade’s team…not LeBron’s team
How does he win championships playing 3 on 5 every night?
How does he grow his brand when deferring his game to Wade?

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

cause he skipped going to college

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

2008 Celtics

aaand boom goes the dynamite...

by brichter45 on Jul 8, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong

the team had other talent.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unproven Rajon Rondo and Kendrick Perkins and no bench.

They’re the favorites to win the East, but beat the Lakers? I think LA’s frontcourt is pretty freaking amazing.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

aaand boom goes the dynamite...

by brichter45 on Jul 8, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't follow basketball enough to know

but this really doesn’t make the Heat obvious winners?

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

ty keith

pretty much exactly what i wanted to know.

…this makes somewhat less sense to me now. that’s a guaranteed 1st or 2nd seed, but there are enough other superstars and quality GMs out there to keep this from being a slam dunk.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yah

if i were a heat fan my worry would be that they get gassed playing 40 a night in the regular season and don’t have the legs to go against the elite in finals.

though if Riles is the coach he may sacrifice regular season wins for the very reason

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i can imagine that means that they end up

winning 50ish games, getting called underachievers and then getting to the finals with ease.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have 2 other guys signed to contracts, Mario Chalmers and Michael Beasley.

Only way you fit 3 max contracts is by trading Beasley to Miami, that leaves 4 guys under contract and 8 new guys you need to sign, at least 2-3 of them have to be capable of contributing on a nightly basis.

There’s a looming lockout meaning the only people who are willing to take bargain contracts are ring-chasing veterans. Otherwise, this FA has proven everyone is about the money.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have 3 2nd rounders coming in for sure

but you are right…only question I have is can they resign Haslem at more than the league minimum?

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Haslem will ride the gravy train, plus he's familiar with Miami and a fan favorite.

Still need another ballhandler, a good outside shooter, and another big man to crash the boards and play defense. It’s doable, and they could just pay luxury tax out the ass for the next few seasons in order to win a title.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except when you figure in the state tax difference

it’s almost a wash.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing has been officially reported, so it's possible they all take less than max.

But, most reports out there indicate that Bosh is coming to Miami via S&T and the Heat give up Beasley. Without Beasley they have space for 3 max contracts thanks to the 2 million bump in the salary cap.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toronto will because they'll get a huge trade exception in return.

It’s how the Bulls acquired Boozer, basically a win-win when you know the player is intent on leaving.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yah

i forgot about that. Just yesterday i told someone that and it already slipped my mind, i must be working to hard these days

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Raps want no part of Beasley

The talk I heard was Raps/Heat trying to include a third and/or fourth team to make it work

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either way, their goal is to get a trade exception.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear Bobcats are interested in Beasley

Way to be Jordan

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

interested in beasley

or interested in using the dearth of interest in him to dump a contract?

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beasley is already in Miami

but minnesota betrayed the NBA by taking them

also, who saw the letter by the owner of the Cavs? absolutely ruthless

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 8, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

great rant. i hope that gets CLE fans even more fired up.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2010 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Winners in free agency

They got the top 3 FAs everyone was after but they don’t have much else…I think they will win a lot of games in the regular season but fall short in the playoffs

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will seriously laugh my ass off when that happens

What a fucking idiot LeBron is

RIP Bob Probert
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.

by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 8, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure knows how to build a brand.

Good business. I wouldn’t call him an idiot.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Bosh is going to shove that "lapdog" comment

up his ass for years.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

How does he build his brand after alienating

people in Chicago, Ohio, and New York? Plus it reeks of him basically saying that he isn’t the Man like Jordan and Kobe are viewed by jumping ship to Wade’s team who already has a ring

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

im not mad at him

Chicago and New york are disappointed not mad.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not mad but I have lost respect for him during this whole process

He paraded himself like he was the man but ends up going to another superstar’s team. The thing that all of his detractors (ahem Skip Bayless) brought up while he was a Cavalier was that he wasn’t a closer. He wasn’t the guy who wanted the ball at the end of the game. I think he just proved them right

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i agree

I was lunatic level NBA fan as a kid, but boy the league and the players in the last 10 years did an excellent job just make me completely ignore it. It was annoying enough when jerk offs started competing in fashion during post game conferences now holding espn specials to announce contract decisions ….

Someone put lablowjob in front of Ray Lewis please and make him level the sucker

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 8, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

this

something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.

-MarketMaker

by blackoutsox on Jul 8, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because if there's someone to tell LeBron to stop the endless self-promotion

It’s Ray Lewis.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ray Lewis reference was not about self promotion

I was thinking more along the lines of how unfortunate it is that basketball doesn’t have as much physical contact as let’s say football. And then thought about who could give a very vicious hit on james without falling apart himself. Out came Lewis. So yeah, eat shit OM

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 9, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Take it easy partner.

LeBron gets more physical punishment than any NBA player out there. He’s built like a linebacker, so it doesn’t particularly affect him. But, there are plenty of guys sitting at home thinking to themselves how much fun it will be to lay him out on the court.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on, OM, get with the program

if there isn’t HITTING! FOOTBALL! INJURIES! FUCK YES! , then it’s a pussy sport.

by CWSKeith on Jul 9, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

nor am i

he’s completely off my radar now. At least when he was with the cavs i could actively root against him cuz, y’know, it’s cleveland, but now, he’s just another supremely talented player

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

The roles have reversed.

The Bulls are like those Cavs/Knicks/Heats teams of the 90s. Always good, never great.

Who cares, the Sox are going to win it all, right TDogg??

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

my favorite part about that dunk

is pip’s follow through into the grill of ewing and then patrick feebly trying to push him away from a prone position

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

originally reported as 5 years 80 mill

which left enough for a max contract to go alongside him due to annual raises and such

i also heard 5 years 75 mil, I never bothered to see which was more official

also those figures could have been the terms originally drawn out under the assumption of a smaller cap. The cap number was 2 mil larger so he may get slightly more

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at the present.

He is huge. And the enemy of a sports business isn’t wrath, it’s indifference. Every game will be sold out. And Miami is the gateway to international riches. No one outside the US gives a rat’s ass where he plays as long as he wins and gives SportsCenter moments. Overseas – that’s the market. We’re bankrupt anyway in the US.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's just lost all credibility

Not only is he going to be disliked, but he’s lost that mystique of a champion. Kobe or MJ would never go to be someone’s number two.

Sure he’ll probably win titles, but no one is going to think of of him as that guy who led a team to the championship. He’s not going to be compared to MJ anymore. It’s over, his legacy is ruined. Now he’s just another great player. Maybe he doesn’t care I guess.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 8, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed 100 percent.

that was a bitch move to join the heat. if he would have went to new york, new jersey, chicago, the clippers or stayed in cleveland i wouldn’t have thought that….. but just to go be Wades’ Robin (or maybe Alfred since Bosh got there first)… c’mon. Could u imagine Jordan bolting for the Lakers? Or Kobe joining the Spurs? It wouldn’t happen. Terrible.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 9, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I had to turn the channel when Broussard

started saying that James had put aside his ego by joining another superstar’s team. This after watching a special that showcased his ego

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I blame the advertisers that sent him the box of Air Jordans

and asked “Can you fill these shoes?”

no one will ever be able to fill those shoes.

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

word

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 8, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I blame the front office of the 90's and early 2000's.

The bulls obviously are not respected around the league.

I gangbang so hard, it would bring back curls.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 8, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at Kobe.

Rapist, allegedly. A pariah. Winning washes it all away. The Heat is not the ‘92 USA Olympic team. The judgment call is whether he’ll really be able to win. If he loses he looks like an idiot.

The kid is 25. You have to leave home sometime. Larry Bird left for Boston (drafted, sure) after college and always was more comfy in Indiana. But you gotta move on. Kids have to leave home. I wouldn’t want to carry the hopes of an entire city on my back my whole professional life

I was right about whether or not he was going to leave. Check with me in 2-3 years. I’m not saying he handled this well – Cleveland was hosed in a major way on international TV – but I don’t disagree with the move.

And hate? Look at this thread. Mein Kampf is a punch line. Time heals most wounds. Winning in America heals them faster.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2010 6:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's an alleged rapist

Of an attention whore, who had a lot of other problems. She wasn’t really a credible witness. I said this somewhere else, but I usually just assume athletes are guilty, but this was not a Ben Rothlisberger type situation in my mind.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 9, 2010 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pop quiz: How many athletes, neigh, star athletes

Do you think cheat on their wives?

You guys win. You can keep your little marked-out piece of internet territory. Spend your days communicating via keyboard with people too ugly for the real world and too nerdy for anyone to care, anyway. Your piece of land is here. Do the rest of civilization a favor and stay within its limits. You bore me. Have fun with your nightly sobs and screams into your pillow over your inability to attract a good mate, Radiohead. ~The Hooligan

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 9, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

But the tranished image in this case is directly related to basketball

so I don’t know that winning helps. Unless of course he clearly demonstrates that he is far and away the best player on the team and that Wade subjugates himself into being more of a role player type. But every game winning shot that Wade makes is going start a whirlwind of talk radio buzz about LeBron’s lack of a killer attitude and all that garbage. If Wade finishes the season as the team’s leading scorer, heaven help “The King”…

And just to be clear, I am talking about public perceptions, not my own

by CatBrains on Jul 9, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think there are many differences between the 2008 celts and the 2010 heat.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good thing you didn't send me bottle #1 yet.

Or you’d be out bottle #2. He gone.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

too bad you backed away.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I am the pussy, right.

I didn’t need to crush your ego twice in a week.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2010 6:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

when is your announcement special? i want to set my tivo.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 9, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

i've been told that my new contract offer will be ready by monday.

though sources close to the situation say that MM is just looking for another big payday and could care less about who it’s with. he’s been this way since he joined the league.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Chambers=Rondo?

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop being crazy

they will get players to come them and they will win in the next 3 years, but great? Discussion over and its honestly kind of a punk move.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

thus next 3 years

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry missed the "in" in your sentence

I read it as I would if he had come to the Bulls – they will win in the next 3 years

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

"Let’s plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will- it’s only action that can make a man" Faust, Goethe

by Ahillock on Jul 8, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah exactly

it’s a crap story for the fans, so what the hell are you doing staging it for them? i guess it’s kind of a classic “turning heel” routine that sets up the hometown comeback after he wins a couple easy titles.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

...THAT'S KOBE BRYANT'S MUSIC!!

WHERE DID HE GET THAT FOLDING CHAIR OH THE HUMANITY

KING JAMES THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN BRUTALLY ATTACKED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

no, man, no. kobe is not the best player in the world.

he’s not even top 5 in the league. and he’s not even the best player on his own team.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2010 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's also hilarious because Miami retired #23.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was my favorite trivia question for a while

name the two number that the Heat have retired:

23 – Michael Jordan
13 – Dan Marino

I thought the 13 was absurd but thought it was classy by Riley to honor Jordan.

Now they have what, Zo and Hardaway retired?

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

#

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Marino.

Who else? Dolphins were pretty fair in the day. Wase has his ring. Marlins have 2 WS rings. The Hurricanes? Best 20 year college football run this last half century.

Who else you got?

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i realized after i hit post i shouldn't have made that plural.

still. fuck miami.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT:

Anyone notice “Dinner Bell Mel” Turpin sleeps with the fishes by his own design? Life as a civilian is a bitch when you’ve had your name in lights.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

yuklans just can't help themselves, can they?

i swear my brother signed a contract to mention that dude’s name once a month.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

that’s cuz he was a really cool dude and his name kicks butt (boute?) as well.

your bro going to go/currently going/went to ucla?

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

there was more to that comment, dunno where it went

that’s cuz he was a super nice guy and his name kicks butt (boute?) as well

your brother went/goes to/is going to go to ucla?

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

went

and yeah he had a class with the dude and said the same thing.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

gotcha

i’m pretty sure i knew that at one point but i only have so much storage space in the ol’ noggin

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bulls had 1,800 new season ticket purchases this offseason. 4 million rebate for being under the tax yet again

FA plan: Even when it fails it works.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jews know business.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nobody nose business like Jews nose business.

Fixed.

"and to think that we're sex games over .500" - blackoutsox

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

one of my friends bought season tix

thinking they gonna sign either wade, lebj, or wade … not so much.

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 8, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

I am not feeling bad for him. The bulls will be a good team next year, it is just thinking what the seats would have been worth with those three as opposed to boozer.

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 8, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

was that making the rounds today?

and i had to give Phil a shoutout. he’s really one of the best saberists writing today.

the article was pretty solid. i tried to take exception with hating on economists, but berri is an ass and so is jc bradbury plus he linked to marginal revolution so brian wasn’t knee-jerk hating or something.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Jul 8, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spousal abuse will increase 300% in Cleveland tonight.

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I know a guy with the 815

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're not crazy

It will be between Bulls and Bucks. Bulls needs some shooters though

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't want to touch that contract

what about Childress?

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gun-toting headcase aside, those knees are made of sawdust.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

and he's a chucker.

Cashing checks and having sex. Also doing some light medical diagnoses.

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a classmate from Akron, and he said if James had to leave, he'd rather see him in a Bulls uniform.

You could even see it on the ESPN panel. Those guys really wanted to see him in Chicago, him in Miami is just a letdown to anyone outside of South Florida.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know if they all wanted him to go to Chicago (ok yes Wilbon did)

but it made the most sense for him to go to Chicago. All-Star low post guy in Boozer, franchise point guard in DRose, ultimate role player in Noah who gets his double-double by cleaning up the mess and plays actual DEFENSE but none of them would overshadow him plus an actual decent bench…LeBron joins the Bulls and they win titles, he gets most of the credit….LeBron joins the Heat and it looks like he’s basically saying he can’t do it as being the guy

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Souf Beach? That's on Lake Erie, right?

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jul 8, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wilbon, Barry, and Broussard all personally wanted him in Chicago. But, when asked for predictions they said Miami.

Jon Barry is obsessed with Rose, Broussard was pimping the Bulls for weeks until obviously Miami changed everything.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Broussard was a Cleveland guy

or maybe he realized tonight that he shouldn’t get on the wrong side of the Cleveland mob

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

he is

he just thought chicago was the best fit.

"Officially off strike...."

by Tdogg on Jul 8, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Are you going to change your sig now that the two of them are teammates?

If Joakim thought Cleveland was bad before…woo wee he hasn’t seen nuthin’ yet

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 8, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Lebron.

Drink.

gavin’s getting lucky? guess he has luck herpes since it seems to pop up frequently and stick around once it does. - billyok

by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

has anyone been to the cavs' site?

Holy Shit

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Comic Sans, epic.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's real?

It’s so childish and pathetic.

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is the current homepage of the cavs

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Jul 8, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Hey LeBron! We hate you now, Mr. Betrayer Meany-pants!

So guess what! We’re gonna win a championship before you do, because you’re a big jerk and you’re CURSED! What do you think about that! Nyahhhhh!"

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

The tone of that “letter” is just so puerile. I can’t believe a grown man would have written it, much less have thought it was worth putting on the internet for the whole world to see.

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with you on posting it on the internet part

but man, if I am in cleveland’s front office, I am sacrificing my life to make a championship a reality. It would be an amazing motivator.

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 8, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

It all reads like one embarrassing drunk text.

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Merlot and Email dont mix...

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 9, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pinot Noir and e-mail does, however

You got to gird your loins. Life continues. There are good days. There are bad days, but you keep hustling to survive. - Chet Lemon

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

And according to the Cavs' beat writer, Gilbert is kind of crazy.
Trust me from as who’s dealt with Gilbert, I can only imagine what the first draft looked like. This was probably PR team’s compromise.

http://twitter.com/PDcavsinsider/

"Boozer's dumb ass jumped. So I dunked on his ass."-Joakim Noah

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

nice one

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 8, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

he "sounds" like a "gilted" lover

“unnecessary set of quotations marks”

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2010 6:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

streakwatch™

current recent record of 22-5 last matched in 06

only other 5 loss stretches back to 1960 are
23-5 in 94
26-5 in 83

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Witches ain't shit.

"I'm tired, I've got a headache, my bullpen blew it." -South Side Expat

by Teahenny Penny on Jul 9, 2010 3:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

*hocus-pocus

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 9, 2010 7:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

And then the witchdoctor he told me what to do,

He said that
Oo, ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Wala wala bing bang,
Oo ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Walawala bang bang

Free Brent Lllibridge!

by e-gus on Jul 9, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

*tricks or treats

"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat

by South Side Expat on Jul 9, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

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