I Wish We Could Have That One Back
by e-gus on Aug 10, 2010 10:05 PM CDT
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Will the first place team in the AL Central please step forward.
Not so fast, Chicago White Sox. Try again on Thursday. Please!
Games like this are exactly why the White Sox felt like they had to go out and get an Edwin Jackson. Freddy can not be trusted in a pennant race. His 80 mph junk just isnt getting it done, despite his grit and determination perspiration. Games like this are also the reason we pined for another bat. A waiver claim tomorrow can't be blocked by the Twins. So we've got that going for us.
Everything went right for the Twins in this one. Three sharply hit balls to lead the game off. A nice stab by Paul Konerko turned one of them into an out and helped limit the damage in the 1st to one run. In the second Jim the outcast Thome took the first pitch to the opposite field for a home run. JJ Hardy and Joe Mauer (9 HR between them all season coming into the game) each reached the seats as well, it was 5 zilch after 1 and a half.
For the Sox things were ugly. Losin' ugly. The top third of the batting order managed to reach base three times between them for the whole game, and ran into outs on two of those occassions. Alex Rios was caught stealing in the first. Juan Pierre picked off in the third. On base machine Omar Vizquel went 0 for 4. Carlos Quentin provided one of the only highlights with a three run bomb in the bottom of the second. It didn't make me forget Brent Lillibridge couldn't make a play in the top of the inning and Alexei Ramirez didnt cover second base when they had the shift on for Jim Thome, giving him a free bag. Freddy Garcia only made it through 2 1/3 innings and surrendered 6 earned runs. Pena inherited one of them that he let score, and allowed two more on his own dime in the 4th inning. The Sox went down in order in the bottom of the 4th inning. Then Tony Pena gave up another 2 run blast to Michael Cuddyer in the top of the 6th inning making it a 10-3 ball game.
Rios doubled with one out in the bottom of the 6th, and Konerko followed it with a RBI base hit off the wall advancing on the play because the Twins were too busy giggling about how quiet the Cell was. Base hit for Mark Kotsay. 1st and third. Che with a sac fly. At this point I want at least one more DSNB this inning but no, the inning ends with the score 10-5. At least the Sox meat of the order did a little damage in the 6th forcing the Twins bullpen into the game for some garbage time.
Scott Linebrink. With a 1-2-3 7th inning. I'm not joking. 2 strikeouts even.
Then he gave up a 2 run homer to Kubel in the top of 8.
Matt Guerrier pitched the 7th and 8th innings for Minnesota. He sat down every batter he faced.
Bobby Jenks came in for the 9th inning. He retired Thome, but gave up a base hit to Valencia which gave the entire Twins team a hit on the night. JJ Hardy reached on a slow ground ball to second base somehow. This game is infuriating sometimes. I would've preferred Bobby just plunk him with the heater. Its been that kind of night. He retired the side without incident. The Sox got one back in the 9th and that was it. With reserves Lillibridge and Castro forced into service they are turning back into pumpkins as opposed to the world beaters their small sample sized numbers reflect.
Jason Kubel was 2 for 2 with a HR, a base hit and 3 walks. He scored 4 runs and knocked in 2.
Final score: Twins 12 - White Sox 6
Dont Stop Now Boys: 3
John Danks and Gavin Floyd are more than capable of taking this series back from the Twins, but they are going to need a better effort behind them over the next two days.
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Bobby Jenks gets save
White Sox still lose
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
(Sigh)
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 10, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Kubel with 4 runs scored is also impressive.
Q with 4 RBI’s. So what.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
It's games like these (ie a kick to the dick from the Twinkies) that make me glad I don't have an MLB.tv subscription
My monitor would have cease to function from all of the darts and knives embedded in it, and that’s before I would have started hurling bricks.
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
I have so much hate
that I have decided to direct it all straight toward Abner Doubleday.
That asshole.
I put it all on
Torri Hunter, myself.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 10, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I blame society
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 10, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to google that because I didnt know what you nerds were referring to.
that one funny thing that guy said yesterday
I am not sure your exclusion of yourself from that category is appropriate.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 10, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Your address, I shall take it now.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I dont think I can i bring a bat to a phaser fight, can i?
that one funny thing that guy said yesterday
Tonight, we fight as God intended.
With 20-sided dice and graph paper.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I sent in for my TAEG pewter figurine over six-eight weeks ago, and it still hasn't arrived.
"the yankees are rachael ray.
god i hate that bitch." by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT
by South Side Expat on Aug 11, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
It takes more than a couple of months to capture this much rugged masculinity.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
... he said, as he watched tightly-shortsed Sylvester Stallone and Carl Weathers dance together in slow motion on the beach.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm enjoying this thread as much as TAEG enjoyed that beach dancing scene.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Go green.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I blame the Jews.
Of course.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
I never turned this shit on
went to go buy beer to watch with the game… turn on the radio and hear its 8 to 3
and I hope his name is Manny
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
its a fake injury
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
im not sure but,
The Dodgers canceled Ramirez’s MRI on his sore calf on Saturday and later said that it might not be necessary, pending how his workouts go at the team’s Arizona facilities over the next week, the Dodgers’ official site reports.
Spin: Ramirez apparently has reservations about taking an MRI, feeling a little claustrophobic entering the machine. According to trainer Stan Conte, the MRI is not necessary, but just done to measure Manny’s progress. “We’re at the three-week marker,” Conte said. “We just wanted to see. We didn’t expect any changes one way or the other. It wasn’t supposed to be a big deal.”
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
thats the answer egus was looking for
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Aug 11, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Hell, even Teabag would be an offensive upgrade over Kotsay and certainly Jones…
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 10, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a sad day when we eagerly await the offensive juggernaut that is Mark Teahen.
I’m not disagreeing, by the way.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll jump up and down if teabag can give us
a .725-.750 OPS the rest of the year.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
really? doesn't seem like much of a stretch.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
stretch! get on back there!
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Can Francouer make it through waivers?
He wants out of NY says my internet.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 11, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Scratch that.. he's completely useless.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 11, 2010 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions
yes
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 11, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions
He's unbelievably grindy
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
I watch Mark Kotsay play on a daily basis
There is no such thing as unbelievably grindy anymore.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
He's in the Grinder Hall of Fame for his OBP comments
“If OBP is so important, why don’t they put it on the scoreboard.” He won triple grinder points because OBP was on the scoreboard.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
no doubt
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
12-6 ain't so bad. It's just like losing 2-1...
six times.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
So Cheat's spirit is still fucking him in the ass?
Man, he sure pissed Someone off during his time above ground.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
Ahem....
Goddamnshitfuckcrapstickcocksuckingmotherfuckingassmunchingshitholelickingspoogeslurpingcumstainrottenpussystuffingchildrapingtwins!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 10, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions
I am the DDB today... wait your turn.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 10, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
And I'm pretty sure I staked claim in tomorrow.
……..
…..So I got that going for me.
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 12:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
How was your date?
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
Focking precious, thanks for asking. Rode my bike to meet him, had some beers, rode my bike home. Agent Mulder circa '93 - literally - never gets old.
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll recommend certain episodes over others, if you want to check it out and stream on Netflix some time. For realz.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
i leave this site for a week, and THIS is what you guys do to me!?
fuckin hell.
i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd
Hey way to get a job and fuck up the mojo, ya jerk.
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 12:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
oohh good point
I think he needs to take a leave of abscence. Hey! Check and see what kind of disability you have. Then send someone your address.
if Bobby didnt piss those two away in Minnesota this series would be tied.
that one funny thing that guy said yesterday
Bobby Jenks
looks more and more like a living incarnation of Kenny Powers to me everyday.
"I love Dustin Pedroia. He is very good hitter. And he has a strong back, so he could be climbed up on and I sit on his shoulders and ride around on him like riding a little horse that loves me and eats apples and I have to pitch around because he is a good hitter"
by TheIronSchenk on Aug 11, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:07 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
You havent seen a Rocky flick until you've watched it on Telemundo.
that one funny thing that guy said yesterday
No se puede ganar!
no hay salida fácil …
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Drago is Russian for "guerrier".
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Viva La Revolucion
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Rocky on Telemundo-
"the yankees are rachael ray.
god i hate that bitch." by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT
by South Side Expat on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
that right there is the perfect metaphor for last night's game.
one rec for you, sir.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Apologies to anyone who read this before right now.
I have just done my 20th or so edit of this convoluted post and have fixed most of the weird grammar and sentence construction. The rest is yours to ponder.
that one funny thing that guy said yesterday
If only our editors edited
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
The Soviet national anthem kind of ruled.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:40 AM CDT reply actions
psst. rocky is gonna win.
and even more interestingly, he wins over the hearts and minds of the crowd.
and then mr spot on the head guy tears down that wall.
When they liquidate the Kulaks?
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
"If I can change ... and you can change ... everybody can change!"
“Except Kotsay. He cannot change.”
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions
He can change!
Teams.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions
motherfuck!
i go look for it so i can enjoy my prediction coming true, and I find major league ending at 1 on VS. dicksnots.
That's what all the Gulag workers say!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions
actually digging Covert Ops and White Collar on USA this shitty evening
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions
we are the worst team in the history of sport
but tomorrow is another day
though i bet they lose tomorrow also
oh god
signature
there's no easy way out of this mess, there's no shortcut to the playoffs
cut to montage of rocky driving
i can’t change adrian
everybody changes rocky
happy birthday paulie
what the fuck, a robot!!
great movie
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by billyok on Aug 11, 2010 1:56 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If I can change, the Sox can change, the Twins can change
EVERYONE CAN CHANGE I FUCKING TRAINED ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN AND OUTRAN THE KGB YEAAAAAAA
Oh shit, the Sox lost. Where am I going to take my Reagan era jingoism now?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
obviously....
that wasn’t a big game. if it was freddy woulda shut em out.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 11, 2010 2:31 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
obviously
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 AM CDT up reply actions
+1
Sometimes you just have to cap your tip.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
So says Wyclef!
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
only the fourth time in the last five games we had to do that huh
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Aug 11, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
for the doubters
thome can be considered one of the better free agent dh signings, go figure you know…
just to add more kerosene to the fire, thome’s WAR is 2.0 for the season thus far, and kotsay’s is -0.6…seriously for all the doubters to continue on with the denial is laughable
Thome, the elder statesman, has actually been the best of the bunch. His wOBA has been over .400 in each month of the season save for May. He doesn’t have a ton of PA, just 232, so he won’t have standout counting numbers, but given the context his 14 homers looks pretty impressive. So does his .404 season wOBA. The Twins can also afford to play him almost exclusively against righties, as he’s hitting them hard this season. Not only does he have a .336 ISO against righties, but he has also walked in 20.7 percent of his PA.
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 11, 2010 5:32 AM CDT reply actions
The only doubters are in the White Sox clubhouse
I get the concept. They wanted a DH who could also go first to third, or second to home. Right concept, way wrong execution.
Thome is two dimensional. He hits home runs and walks. Mandruw Kajones can’t do either.
This helps the team how?
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Also - holding on the Thome would have kept him from going to a division rival
There’s a lot to like about the White Sox this year. I hope the DH-go-round doesn’t come back to bite them in the ass.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
i think it has bit them in the ass
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 11, 2010 5:43 AM CDT up reply actions
although there are other things to like about the white sox obviously
but this is the one non-move move that bothered me..batting kotsay (or jones) 5th or 6th, what purpose does that fucking serve, but i know you get that :)
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 11, 2010 5:44 AM CDT up reply actions
So does everyone now have their Thome hate properly placed now?
Jug-eared stump-jumping motherfucker.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
how can you hate on a hick that says
I CAN SURE KILLEBREW, BUT I PREFER SODA POP
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 11, 2010 6:38 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
what a DICK.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
mine is in limbo
Do I place it with the guy who suddenly goes to left more often than not to beat the f’ing stupid shift or the guy who seems to carry enough weight in the club house to get hitters to listen to him about how to approach an at bat or the guy who doesn’t.
Help me out here.
Comonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn You White Sox!
Nope. I reserve my hate for K-Dub and Oz.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear he likes to beat children with baseball bats.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
At least, unlike Kotsay, he actually makes contact.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
i don't have thome hate. i have "talking about the thome non-move" hate.
you’d swear SSS got dumped the night before prom or something.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Who are we supposed to take???
What, and go stag?? I don’t wanna end up with that ugly Kojones girl, she’s like the ugliest girl in school.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
With her red beard and odd forearm tattoos.
"I love Dustin Pedroia. He is very good hitter. And he has a strong back, so he could be climbed up on and I sit on his shoulders and ride around on him like riding a little horse that loves me and eats apples and I have to pitch around because he is a good hitter"
by TheIronSchenk on Aug 11, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
And after the breakup we find out that we were cheated on, and the date is now seeing a neo-Nazi.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
heh. This!
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a dead horse.
but it’s kind of hard not to mention it when that dead horse is in town with the team the white sox are one game behind and smacked the white sox around last night.
by larry on Aug 11, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
This.
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
or folks just get over it.
extending the analogy, the subject about getting dropped the night before prom keeps getting brought up during drinks the night before thanksgiving when all the old pals are in town at the same time.
yes, seeing us all together brings back both good and bad memories. quit crying in the beer, she’s got a husband and kids now, dude. quit carrying the torch.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
golden sombrero during 163, of course.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i imagine people will get over it if the white sox win the division.
otherwise, i don’t see why it isn’t fair game to point out that the current difference in the standings can be attributed solely to this.
by larry on Aug 11, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Because it has been analyzed and scrutinized to death?
Move. On. .org.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
uh huh
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 12, 2010 3:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Like people have gotten over Nick Swisher?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
The MVP of the American League.
According to Bobby “Be My” Valentine.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
fuck yeah, THIS, it is a dead horse, but fuck, seeing thome and the position we're really pisses me
off, and i suppose i may react similarly when we play the yanks
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 12, 2010 3:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I imagine if you worked for the Score
You’d hear from quite a few doubters. They just don’t know how to work the internet.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 11, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
kenwo does
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 11, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I went to the game yesterday.
After Thome’s HR I went on a pretty long diatribe about how glad I am he’s not on our team and how much better it is to have a DH who can occasionally play 1B and RF. I laid the sarcasm on pretty thick. I got a few chuckles from people around me, but then I noticed why. The place was fucking infested with Twins fans! It was quite the revolting sight.
haha, oh boy...
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 11, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
lets see if trading an editor out can jumpstart another win streak
see you guys monday
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
last night may have cost Freddy some Cy Young votes, I'm afraid.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
I'm afraid he was only eligible for the Cy Old.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
by RWShow on Aug 11, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe it's not so bad to drop out of first place for awhile
Makes waiver claims a little easier.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
So last weekend a guy who works with a guy I work with went to the Cubs game, parked his car,
But left his 2 lower box seat tickets on the dashboard. It was 15 minutes or so before he realized it and went back to the car to find the windshield smashed and FOUR tickets on the dash.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Aug 11, 2010 10:00 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Yep.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
nuh-uh.
If that’s for real, it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Can't account for the veracity, only reporting what I was told.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
Your aged chain hath been pulled.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Damn! I should've known better...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
you whoshed yourself. nice.
and here I thought you pulled off the paternal whosh.
Tonight, we fight as God intended. With 20-sided dice and graph paper.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:16 AM CDT
You had it right. But I decided to be nice.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
We all did.
I just like the term “aged chain”.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Yeah, I'm gullible as all hell. Something my sister has taken plenty advantage of over our lifetimes.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that why you moved to Whoshington??
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
by RWShow on Aug 11, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
haHA!
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
The paternal whosh. Almost as good as
the dreaded leadoff whosh.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Its like shooting pool with a rope!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I were a Cubs fan
I’d do anything to get rid of my tickets too.
I was at Brian Anderson's major league debut. What a special game that was.
When you're good, you're good.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
Kenwo yo boy sucks!
and yes it does piss me off watching Thome round the bases.
Q continues h/a splits.
Danksy please be a man tonight……….
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
The worst thing about THEM having Thome
is that it means the loss of Morneau hurts less than it would otherwise. He is gone but before there were only 3 spots for Cuddyer, Kubel, Young and Thome. So while the drop off from their best offensive player hurts, and it certainly hurts the defense as well, they are doing a hell of a lot better than replacement level.
This is why
I just ignore the “and we did all this without Justin! talk”. Yeah you did. But you plugged in Jim freaking Thome!
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
I am not one of the sports radio call-in type who think a sports franchise personally owes me something
It is my choice. I can walk away if I don’t like the product. My demands should be treated with exactly the importance they are being treated with (none).
However, the one thing I want more than anything out of this franchise is to concede on the Thome issue. I don’t need an apology. They made a business decision. They had their reasons. But they should now be able to see clearly (and much more clearly than mistakes are usually shown in this game) that their reasons were faulty. And because of this, I just want to see someone, anyone involved in the decision, to eat some crow and admit they got this one wrong.
i agree mostly
I’d like to believe that they recognize the mistake enough to try to avoid it again.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
He already did concede.
KW said he should have done more in the offseason. I think it became obvious to him right away that the situation they had wasn’t enough.
They also traded for Lance Berkman. They wouldn’t have done that if they they had done a good job in filling the DH hole.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
too bad that fucker doesnt have a ring
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Aug 11, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
which is why im pumping that line while i can
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
was thinking the same about Omar.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
of course. I was thinking of the (likely) HOFers.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
MLBanoma
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You and Oney Guillen
He says Thome made the Sox too nice.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
…just so he could heal the wound and nurse you back to health.
He’s a giver.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Q continues h/a splits.
Maybe forward to Ozzie?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
fial. for Tdogg
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
This is a miserable morning to be a White Sox fan, but I would like to offer two very solid reasons for you to be optimistic:
1. John Danks
2. Gavin Floyd
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Next 5 games against Twins:
2x Danks, 2x Floyd and Buehrle. Couldn’t ask for any better setup there.
overrated
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Aug 11, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Good.
But left handed.
"I love Dustin Pedroia. He is very good hitter. And he has a strong back, so he could be climbed up on and I sit on his shoulders and ride around on him like riding a little horse that loves me and eats apples and I have to pitch around because he is a good hitter"
by TheIronSchenk on Aug 11, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
FIP is for douchebags.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
when did i start using FIP?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 11, 2010 2:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't know why people think you're a dbag. I only have warm fuzzy memories of your posting, wsm.
Also – get in line! Today is my dbag day to shine!
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Can I reserve a day in late September?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I see plenty of potential for late September, for the site to officially open up to full-on. double-dbag. all the way across.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why I'm calling ahead.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yes, I appreciate the foresight. All I'm sayin' is we may not be able to contain the dbag, nor restrict it to just one dbag at that point.
For now, it’s at least manageable.
Do we need to settle this with our fists?
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably.
Meth-up, 2011: Bring your brass knuckles.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
ADDRESSES PLEASE
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
It's always about the addresses for you.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahaha, you know it. I like to be prepared for whenever a random pelvis-breaking is required!
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
That's gonna leave a mark.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
That little guy?
I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Dont forget the mustached one
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 11, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
You know - if Freddy wasn't leaving meatballs up in the zone, the Sox could have won that game.
6 runs is nothing to sneeze at. It’s not like they were shut out.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Yes Baker's continued sucktitude is a good sign
Slowey hasn’t been great and has elbow soreness. Forgive me if I don’t trust the hot start of Duensing. They have serious rotation issues (odd, since it is the BEST rotation in the AL)
2 points
1. Can we send down Sale and bring up Threets again. I thought he did a decent job.
2. Since looking on this board it seems like this season is already cooked, can we please find a decent right fielder next year and move Q! to DH. Although I would like to find a more productive DH if available.
2 rebuttals
1. Threets is injured (technically), and Ozzie should just know better than to use Sale in big situations. It’s almost like he gets Sale and Thornton confused.
2. You know Q! will go crazy if he becomes a full-time DH.
“Ozzie. I gotta go in the cage. Gotta get this swing down. Gotta get it good. DAMN IT!!! WHY AM I NOT HITTING! I NEED TO START FUCKING HITTING GOTTA GET IN THE CAGE!”
I was at Brian Anderson's major league debut. What a special game that was.
Slightly OT
But has anyone had a Comiskey Dog before? I sampled one last night and it was truly a horrific experience. I nearly sprinted to get a polish with onions to cleanse my palate.
FifthFeather.com
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 11, 2010 12:10 PM CDT reply actions
Dog with grilled onions. Mmmm.
But they were much better when they were Best’s Kosher (now out of business). The Vienna doesn’t really do much for me. Now I really just eat ’em for the onions.
I was at Brian Anderson's major league debut. What a special game that was.
what was so bad about it?
My Beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world
Tomatoes tasted rotten, they put about 12 hot peppers on it, bun was stale and the dog was rubbery and dry.
FifthFeather.com
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 11, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah you gotta stay away from those tomatoes.
I was at Brian Anderson's major league debut. What a special game that was.
I don't like hot dogs - they look like turds
My Beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world
Yeah because this little delicacy screams non-turd
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
So other than that, how was it??
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
The relish was tasty
FifthFeather.com
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahah
I think the only dogs I’ve bought at the park have been from the aisle vendors, and they’re typical ballpark dogs, which is to say no so goo.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
I like the Comiskey dog I had.
bun was fine, tomatoes were ok, i picked off a couple of the hot peppers though.
I might have to get one tonight.
Tonight, we fight as God intended. With 20-sided dice and graph paper.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:16 AM CDT
go to portillo's and get it done the right way.
sorry, this was just an excuse for me to bring up portillo’s.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bringing up Portillo's does not demand an excuse.
Today's lesson in Guillenese: "Da Chicaja Juaiso."
I have a punkass coworker
who bitches whenever we all decide on Portillo’s. Always orders a chicken sandwich, even though that’s probably like the 9th best thing on the menu.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
I don't even know - I've never had chicken there.
When you go to a place with burgers, dogs and combos that good, why waste your time with chicken?
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
CUZ ITS A FINE CHICKEN AND SOMETIMES YOU WANNA MIX IT UP
address, please.
by Trooper on Aug 11, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't hate, good chicken sandwich at Portillo's
by Grinder in Training on Aug 11, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't doubt that; everything's good there.
Including, I’m sure, the salads.
But I’m not going to order a salad or chicken when I can get a big goddamn burger!
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
you should kill him. and his family.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
That is the definition of punkass.
Portillo’s chili dogs make me want to be a better man.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually prefer the Al's Beef chili cheese dog.
But in terms of a straight-up hot dog, Portillo’s is the truth.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
I long for Portillo's.
Oh, how I long.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd FedEx one to ya, but that probably would work out no so goo.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
go download me a hoagie off the internet.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Yes yes yes!
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
ha, ha!
http://www.portillos.com/portillos/locations/
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Well aren't you a weiner.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, but toonder / rhythm win for pizza
fuckers.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i sent my brother a 4-pack of lou malnati's pizzas while he was living in AZ.
he was borderline emotional when he called me after they arrived.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
My friend sent me a Giordano's stuffed spinach my first year here. I too was emotional.
Also, I am open to receiving more if anyone is interested and sympathetic to my pain.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
What's your address?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
well done. sorry no one bit.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
The gift of deep dish.
You’re a good man, I don’t care what WU says about you.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Last I saw, you can only send vegetarian pizzas.
Has that changed?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
Fuck that. Come on, technology!
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Just checked.
Not the case anymore! Rock ass!
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Birthday present for HSA!
Oh, too bad, just missed it. Shucks!
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
I actually just had it for lunch today...
Got a combo sandwich with hot peppers. Man it was GOOD.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah? OH YEAH?!?
Well I just blew a boatload of sailors and then had fish n chips at Ivar’s.
SO THERE.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahahahaha,
You….win?
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
don’t be jealous.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll try not to be.
Can’t make any promises.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
yikes
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It'll happen.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
the only time i ever got a dog was from the polish cart.
in which case i would dress it like a polish
hee.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
It is my understanding that they are actually made out of Charles Comiskey.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
But they come with this free frogurt!
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's good!
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 11, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
The frogurt is laced with potassium benzoate.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That's bad
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Can I go now?
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
please
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
This web comic is brutal....ly funny
And applies to everyone who grew up on a steady diet of Simpsons quotes
http://www.sugarboukas.com/X/DCFM/wDCFM00
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
That was excellent, thank you.
By the way, “the frogurt is also cursed” gets my vote for single funniest line in tv history.
Followed by “I’m out” from Seinfeld/The Contest.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm partial to the improvised conversation about hammocks in the Hank Scorpio episode.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank Scorpio is already the winner for best one-off character in TV history
(Haven’t watched the show regularly in a decade, please God tell me he is still a one-off character)
of the aughts...
my vote would be for-
Michael: Look, I don’t want your forgiveness, Dad. I want the guy with the one arm and the fake blood. J. Walter Weatherman. How do I get a hold of him?
George, Sr.: Well, he’s, uh, dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner on.
Too good... It would be pretty tough for me to pick just one from that series. After my 5th time through all episodes, starting with their original airings, I am still amazed at its brilliance.
Actually manages to get better, or at least remain as funny every time through.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S why you always leave a note.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I blew myself.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
But a Veeck dog? I might have to try that.
I was at Brian Anderson's major league debut. What a special game that was.
Tastes like wood and cigarettes.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
by 67WMAQ on Aug 11, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
and jungle rot
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Just like a Santo dog
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer the Ted Williams Frontal Lobe Dip
Deeeelish!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
They taste like
"I love Dustin Pedroia. He is very good hitter. And he has a strong back, so he could be climbed up on and I sit on his shoulders and ride around on him like riding a little horse that loves me and eats apples and I have to pitch around because he is a good hitter"
by TheIronSchenk on Aug 11, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
you can't buy one
you only rent it
Comonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn You White Sox!
by zokmaad on Aug 11, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What? Me worry?
Was Sweaty Freddy getting rocked a complete shock? Nah.
If Danks and Floyd take a beating…then I worry.
DJ: "What happens to Teahen when he comes back?"
Farmio: "He's our Geoff Blum."
Tigers/Sox game 1 broadcast 8/3/10
Waiver claim time
Now that we have the worst record of REAL division contenders in the AL – Kenny better be out there claiming some hitters (Choo, DeJesus, Hawpe, Branyan, LaRoche, Abreu, Pence, Ross, Scott) or someone else that will allow us to DFA Andruw or Kotsay before Aug. 31st and put someone in the line-up that can at least make contact with a pitch that is not a pitcher’s mistake…..
his average for the rest of the season will be as good as Josh Fields
that’s the sad thing
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Aug 11, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i can't believe that sentence never ended.
I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok
Anyone else going to Phish at Deer Creek and or Alpine?
I will be at both…
also need to mention that many of the people that I meet up with at concerts are Twins and Tigers fans… a few Brewers and Cubs fans thrown in. I will be representing the Sox at the concerts, better believe that.
Also
We had a major bomb threat this morning and know who did it, not a good idea to threaten to blow up a child care facility.
He clearly was thinking of the children, Cheat.
He was thinking of the children blown into millions of little children bits and bobs.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
tot-kabobs?
DJ: "What happens to Teahen when he comes back?"
Farmio: "He's our Geoff Blum."
Tigers/Sox game 1 broadcast 8/3/10
Tater-tots.
Duh.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
amen, brother.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Beck's back
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
yay!
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicago White Sox Baseball making me highly distraught and privy to do mean things, I'm not short my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Gordon Beckham is like Lord Aragorn. He goes his separate way and appears to abandon
his team, his army, his side right before the big battle. But what people dont know is that he is taking the darkest, most dangerous trail of all, to regain the loyalties of the most dangerous, long lost army on earth, also known as the white sox offense, and when all seems lost, he come unhidden from the enemies rear and lead the glorious charge that shall strike down the insurmountalbe foe and bring light to the land again.
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
by blackoutsox on Aug 11, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
eh. I was going to do a picture but got too lazy
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
We've missed Becham
a lot more than we realize.
Im pretty sure I was aware of it.
Tonight, we fight as God intended. With 20-sided dice and graph paper.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:16 AM CDT
Dr. Herm whipped his groin back into shape, so to speak.
DJ: "What happens to Teahen when he comes back?"
Farmio: "He's our Geoff Blum."
Tigers/Sox game 1 broadcast 8/3/10
So did OLD.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
uh........
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicago White Sox Baseball making me highly distraught and privy to do mean things, I'm not short my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
…and pr, evidently!
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
i was not upset.
i gots lots to do
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicago White Sox Baseball making me highly distraught and privy to do mean things, I'm not short my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
lots of....
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
bringing home the Bacon,
and frying him it in the sack pan
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Ha, she wishes.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Burned out Freddy?
Anyone else thinking the Sox should skip Freddy’s next turn in the rotation to give his high mileage arm a break?
Teahan needs to be brought up at some point anyway, so why not use that window as an opportunity to bring Harrell up for another spot start Sunday? Then bring up Teahan to DH in place of Kotsay for next week’s Twins series.
by Wayne Nordhagen on Aug 11, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions
Kotsay is a problem
but the real problem is Q and Becks “have” to hit. I have officially given up on Aj.
.424 OPS last 28 days. WTF.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
now that you've officially given up on Aj,
I’m calling an OPS of .850 the rest of the month.
I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok
by mick10 on Aug 11, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Holy ugh.
Type A my fucking eye.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
You have a fucking eye?
Specificially used for the purposes of intercourse?
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Its existence is pointless.
The womenfolk always insist on a dark room.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
See, if I had a fucking eye,
I’d make sure it had night vision.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Like Dave Attell
when he drinks Jager?
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Sandy Duncan is HOT!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
No way I roll the dice with Harrell instead of Freddy.
And I think Freddy is shit, but Harrell… he’s beyond shit.
(No stool chart required)
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
one start
Not talking about the rest of the season, I’m just talking about rolling the dice with him (or Torres) for one game so we might be able to get a few more decent starts out of Freddy this year. If we keep throwing Freddy out there every five days, we might end up being stuck with Harrell or Torres for the rest of the year.
Ultimately, there’s a good chance we’ll limp to the finish with a four-man rotation ala 2008 though.
by Wayne Nordhagen on Aug 11, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty sure the white sox rolled that dice twice now.
one time it turned out badly. another time it only didn’t turn out badly because daric barton didn’t wait for the wind.
I'm depressed
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
eat some fucking cake
I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok
thinking of making a boston cooler when i get home tonight
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
as long as you wash it down with...
Culinary terrorism. So very apt.
Tell me this doesn’t amazing, though: http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/?p=1170
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i think i just got diabetes.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He tells me about diabeetus all the time during The Price is Right.
Today's lesson in Guillenese: "Da Chicaja Juaiso."
i believe it's spelled diabeedus.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
"This doesn't amazing."
It’s National Skip Whatever the Hell Words You Want week.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Including sales tax, apparently.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Dear Comcast Sports Net:
Please stop replaying that painful, painful game- I cant not watch, despite how horrible it makes me feel.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
Anyone else not like Big Frank on CSN?
I just don’t think he’s very good. Kind of bland.
(Creepy looking) Chuck Garfien and Beltin’ Bill Melton are plenty for me.
DJ: "What happens to Teahen when he comes back?"
Farmio: "He's our Geoff Blum."
Tigers/Sox game 1 broadcast 8/3/10
All three of them suck.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
When he first started, it was hilarious to see him butcher use of the microphone...
holds it to the camera and then turns his head so he doesnt speak into it…. looks like a chump
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
butcher the use
fixed
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 11, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what winning baseball is all about
Winning must be won and you go in there to win the baseball by winning the winning baseball win contest.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
every day!
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I think
I’d rather see him in uniform for us with a bat in his hand.
What about Rasputin? He put up his numbers during the dead ball era
"We are strong enough as we are and everything fits together in such a way that the only thing we were going to add would be something of an impact guy," KW
It's the subject of the new Lonely Island single.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
1. Unscrew the lid of the jar
2. Put your junk in that jar
3. She puts the jar in her purse
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
That's the subject of the new Dr. Laura single.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Dr' Laura Island
I’m on the rag! I’m on the rag! Take a good long look at the motherfuckin rag!
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
i think i'd rather see him keep his career average above 300
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
Well, eventually, yes.
It’s where you end up afterward is what counts.
DJ: "What happens to Teahen when he comes back?"
Farmio: "He's our Geoff Blum."
Tigers/Sox game 1 broadcast 8/3/10
Fucking wrecked!
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
If I had to spend an eternity at a fast food establishment
I’d probably go with Pepe’s.
Mexican food and eternal Margaritas…just heavenly.
DJ: "What happens to Teahen when he comes back?"
Farmio: "He's our Geoff Blum."
Tigers/Sox game 1 broadcast 8/3/10
I'd probably go Chili's. Decent variety, usually pretty good, full-ish bar.
Wait – is there TV in this theoretical eternity? Because I may have to go with some b&g with a good TV situation to watch the Sox.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Queso dip...awesome.
DJ: "What happens to Teahen when he comes back?"
Farmio: "He's our Geoff Blum."
Tigers/Sox game 1 broadcast 8/3/10
If you're going to spend eternity in a restaurant you guys are thinking too pedestrian...
How about Texas de Brazil…endless mutton….
But Brazzaz was the one that had the Ozzie ad for like 4 years.
Today's lesson in Guillenese: "Da Chicaja Juaiso."
It started with fast food
but obviously that has been derailed.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Oh there are TVs at Chili's
I’ve been distracted by Sox games on dates there.
Today's lesson in Guillenese: "Da Chicaja Juaiso."
i'll be at hooters
I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok
Hooters is terrible. They hire too many, umm, non-Hooters-quality women,
the food sucks to high hell, and what up with wooden chairs?
FH
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Hooters has been low quality since 2000.
They’re all the butterfaced whores from highschool who couldn’t attract a husband because they were too goddamn stupid.
Rejected at Hooters, eh?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
none worse than the one on erie. C-grade talent at best. gotta go down south for the hot ones.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Atlantic City was the first and only Hooters I've been to.
Good talent level. The Hooters bar is set high, I guess.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
the original Hooters in Clearwater Florida launched 100 more of them for a reason.
Its the best one there is.
Tonight, we fight as God intended. With 20-sided dice and graph paper.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2010 12:16 AM CDT
Sonic!
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd say In N' Out, but I love the variety at Sonic.
Drink combinations forever, plus awesome everything.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't get the whole In N Out obsession. The burgers were okay, but damn those fries sucked.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Agreed, their food kinda sucks.
Love the slushies and such though.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
in n out burgers are a slice of heaven. their fries, however, suck balls.
i will also endorse the shakes.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
No fries then?
I’m going to LA soon and I need to get In-N-Out before I die.
Today's lesson in Guillenese: "Da Chicaja Juaiso."
Are you old, or cancerous, or both?
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Neither.
Just, you know… gettin’ that one out of the way early.
Today's lesson in Guillenese: "Da Chicaja Juaiso."
No, no, no...
In and Out is the burger equiv. of Bubba Gumps out here. Umami burger, Pie & Burger or Apple Pan is the way to go.
I experienced my first In N Out when I was in CA recently.
In honor of Walter Sobchak.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
eh, then your meal is just burger and drink.
and there’s only one size, so just order em, grab some salt (major problem is how unsalted they are), and don’t expect to be blown away. they are fresh, though. but crumble into annoyingly small pieces.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Get a double double
and a shake (and make sure you salt the fries).
adding to this: animal style
for the burger, take it or leave it for the fries.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 11, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep yep.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Onions, onions, onions, onions, onions, onions, onions.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
sonic is tastes like open asshole
their drinks are okay, that’s it.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 12, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Cherry limeaid FTW.
"the yankees are rachael ray.
god i hate that bitch." by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT
by South Side Expat on Aug 11, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Ocean Water!
But yeah, tons of good stuff. Decent shakes, too.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
i knew the owner of pepe's. he was an irish cheapskate.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Never brought his own blow, I take it.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, somebody else paid her.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Baccis pizza baby
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy. He also said to move the FanShots back to the right side."
by Ugh It Live! on Aug 11, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
actually, portillo's is still a pretty good choice.
i like a lot of stuff at fireplace inn, too. that might be the spot.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
really?
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-fireplace-inn-chicago
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 12, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to mention cheese curds.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I unwittingly visited "the world's largest Culver's" last weekend
and last month I stumbled upon the largest urinal in the midwest — I too was surprised it wasn’t Wrigley.
Wisconsin has so many wondrous locations
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
Bwa!
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 12, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i would cook my own homemade arrachera
with grilled corn tortillas, salsa verde, guac and sour cream. I agree that good mexican trumps portillos
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahaha. Rad.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
"They" can throw me straight into hell if we can sweep the rest of the Twins season series.
I’m sure the devil is a SSS lurker, hook it up. My soul will fly to a distant string in concordance with M-Theory.
The devil is an SSS editor that goes by the name of larry
DJ: "What happens to Teahen when he comes back?"
Farmio: "He's our Geoff Blum."
Tigers/Sox game 1 broadcast 8/3/10
Larry? Would you quit fucking around and sacrifice a lamb to Marduk
Or whatever hocus-pocus that results in getting us off the schnide?
Cheat's pelvis.
Tdogg’s TV.
Sledge hammer.
GO.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
by RWShow on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let it be decreed that Rhubarb has sold his soul to the devil and the White Sox will start streaking again.
I do this for my brethren but mostly for myself.
The devil appeared, I signed in my own blood, he chuckled, he disappeared
He promised me sex with Helen of Troy twice a week, a 2010 and 2012 White Sox World Series and endless mutton.
Not baaaad.
Did you make sure those were World Series wins, and not just appearances?
Today's lesson in Guillenese: "Da Chicaja Juaiso."
A thing for older women, eh?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
The Devil can reanimate her, come on dudes.
I hear she is a demon in the sack, considering the Trojan War was fought over her.
a 2500 yr old corpse? you can do better than that.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
You da mang.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of the "food" you're all describing . . .
anybody catch Michael Pollan on Oprah this afternoon?
by VAChisox on Aug 11, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone think the Sox will win tonight?
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
Who are they playing?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
DEAD HORSE!
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
all right, i'm out. i've been dry since saturday. time to drink us home a winner!
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
please do,
please do.
Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''
/
I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok
by mick10 on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
as told to, jay and silent bob.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
you obese fuckers made me hungry
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 12, 2010 5:55 PM CDT reply actions
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