No Dome Excuses, White Sox Just Not Very Good
I've written this recap before. White Sox near division lead, play Minnesota (normally on the road), get steamrolled. And by steamrolled I don't mean absolutely destroyed, but deflated by soul-crushing losses.
There have been a lot of those losses lately. Since leaving for Baltimore, the Sox have lost 6-straight 1-run decisions. That's bound to drive any fanbase crazy. Throw in the Twins run, and well, it's hard to have any hope right now.
The White Sox have now lost 4 straight series, while the Twins haven't lost a series in nearly a month. During that time the Sox have gone from a 3.5 game lead to 5 games behind.
It's not official, but the season is effectively over.
This team, built in Ozzie Guillen's image -- or at least with more input than ever before -- simply isn't good enough to win the American League Central. And unlike this time last year, they don't appear well-positioned to make a run next year.
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HARRY CARAY!!!!
We only respectable members of the blog to any kind of standard. - Grinder In Training
by omnipotent grab on Aug 18, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
If only Ozzie were a Japanese samurai
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 19, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I think we have a chance to make a run next year
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At Jayson Werth?
"'This is an issue Ozzie Guillen obviously feels very passionately about. Ozzie certainly has his own experiences as a player, coach and manager, and is entitled to his own opinions, but the Chicago White Sox believe his views are incorrect.'' - (What should be the) White Sox official statement (on the DH issue and coveting speed over OPS)
Salary constraints will making building a competent offense even more difficult than this year
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like we could disrespect him on his way to 600
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
he'll never out erstad darin if we don't give him the chance
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Or his quest for a WAR over 1.0 for the first time since '05.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Ozzie's not.
Another year on that contract.
"'This is an issue Ozzie Guillen obviously feels very passionately about. Ozzie certainly has his own experiences as a player, coach and manager, and is entitled to his own opinions, but the Chicago White Sox believe his views are incorrect.'' - (What should be the) White Sox official statement (on the DH issue and coveting speed over OPS)
Fucking phone
Anyway. Thome told FSN that part of the excitement of his walk-off was that it was against “my ex-team.” And he looked over at the visitors’ dugout. There was, I thought, a tinge of resentment in his eyes. Who could blame him? Why would he return to the Sox if the Twins want him back?
by expatnyc on Aug 19, 2010 8:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
maybe if he didn't collapse for us last year
he wouldn’t have been treated like jermaine dye.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
how is it trolling when i provide facts?
a .266 OBP for the last two months of the year, would tell me (and apparently the organization) he is done. So by your logic, anyone who has a different opinion than you is a troll? LOL
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The last two months he was a pinch hitter for an NL team.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
the last 2 months?
check your facts.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
One month..
In any case, half of the time you refer to he was a pinch hitter, you’re stat is still meaningless.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
In August he still had an OPS of .798,
A lot better than Mark Kotsay, and that was his worst month out of the year for us, unless you count April.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
larry told me to stop, so i will.
but i will direct you to the post below this one.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm replying to what you said above though, and it's wrong.
He clearly was not done. In his last month as a regular he OPS’d basically .800.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
you are a smart guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
I believe I am on topic and am providing facts, if there happens to be an emotional response, so be it. How long do I have to come to this site and listen to you guys cry over spilled milk?
We all know we fucked up the DH, you will not find ONE instance of me defending Mark Kotsay DHing, I have a right to an opinion. Crying about it, is not going to fix it, and i agree with Ozzie, you are either with us or against us.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
you know why you're doing this. i know why you're doing this, particularly because you've stated your intention previously with these posts.
i’m not fucking around here. stop it. and i don’t want to see a reply to this.
aaaaandd.... Scene.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 19, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
don't patronize me.
i dont give a shit if you’re “not fucking around”. if you are going to ban me, dont talk about it, be about it. I come on here to talk baseball, and try to have intelligent conversations with people. Yet, I have been attacked since day one (2006?) for not being a SSS lemming.
You consistently talk about not beating dead horses, yet you have been beating this same dead horse since the offseason. you think my feelings are hurt because you don’t like me? i don’t even know who the fuck you are, nor do i care.
You may get away with treating other people on this board like a pushover, but not me. since this is probably my last post, good luck with your endeavors.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
which number last post is this?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
i figure larry is going to put the banhammer on me for replying
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
halfway through season 1 wire
bad ass show, although it can get confusing with all of the name dropping…
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
You finally said the secret password.
Ok everybody, let’s now accept him as one of us… one of us, one of us, one of us.
the first half is a little hard to keep all the names straight
but once people start dying, it gets a lot easier. stick with it.
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
thanks for the spoiler
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
someone dies in the first episode
saying people die in a show about drug dealers is not a spoiler
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
i know, i was pulling your chain
omar = chessfu?
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
nah
bird=chessfu
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
just met bird
a kind fella he is
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry larry, once someone has embraced the Wire he is untouchable.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
drink.
We only respectable members of the blog to any kind of standard. - Grinder In Training
by omnipotent grab on Aug 18, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Done and done.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
true, but I would rather that we throw it all at one good player this time rather than spreading it around mediocrity that can be also produced by rookies from the system
but we obviously love veterans
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You need to read some more of larry's minor league updates
before you go accusing our farm hands of being ready to produce even at mediocre levels.
"'This is an issue Ozzie Guillen obviously feels very passionately about. Ozzie certainly has his own experiences as a player, coach and manager, and is entitled to his own opinions, but the Chicago White Sox believe his views are incorrect.'' - (What should be the) White Sox official statement (on the DH issue and coveting speed over OPS)
It's already spread out on mediocrity (actually worse)
Pierre and Teahen cost $10M. Liney is, what, $4.5M or something? They have $16M on the shelf in Peavy.
They already spent their offseason money in paying Jackson $8M for next season. Once you factor in arbitration raises the Sox will have very, very little to spend and they’ll have bad players at 1B,DH,3B,LF, and C. And no one on the farm to provide anything close to league average production at any of those positions.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 18, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
slow down negative nellys!
im working on it!
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Other contracts
Rios will be at $12M (but at least should be good)
Liney is actually $5.5M…sheesh
Buehrle $14M
Floyd $5M
by hitlesswonder on Aug 18, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
floyd at 5M is excellent
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
what's Danks arb. number going to look like?
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 18, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
wild guess says 6-7 million for next year
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
having jordans pontential trade hanging over his head
clearly makes it lower
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree, I just mentioned it since it's not an inconsequential amount
by hitlesswonder on Aug 18, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
oh thats cool
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
So, roughly, for 2011 we have
$50M for the starting pitchers.
$28M(?) for Rios,Teahen,Pierre,Q, Alexei, Gordon, Dayan
$10M for Liney, Thornton, Sergio
I would expect payroll to drop at least back to 2009 levels from this season, so the I would guess they have around $8M to fill a lot of roster slots.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 18, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
if they drop to 2009 levels that changes a lot
but I dont see that happening. there are SOME benefits to illusionary winning streaks
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, at some point the team should realize Q cannot field to save his life and needs to be the full-time DH.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree with that...
Signing some sort of decent RF would be awesome. But you aren’t going to sell the Sox on this idea if you use phrases like “full-time DH”.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 18, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
especially ozzie
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
but does ozzie get to pull this bullshit again?
andruw and kotsay better not be on next year’s team
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 18, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Considering Q can play the OF.. kind of
He can probably just say Q is his flexible DH.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I think I've just decided I wouldn't really miss Q all that much.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions
so next year its Q! that will be killing us down the stretch?
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
Not giving up yet.
Let’s go tomorrow Mark. At least take one game back.
"'This is an issue Ozzie Guillen obviously feels very passionately about. Ozzie certainly has his own experiences as a player, coach and manager, and is entitled to his own opinions, but the Chicago White Sox believe his views are incorrect.'' - (What should be the) White Sox official statement (on the DH issue and coveting speed over OPS)
Obviously you're talking about the Kotsay, I'm sure.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We only respectable members of the blog to any kind of standard. - Grinder In Training
by omnipotent grab on Aug 18, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions
ok I was looking at the white sox payroll and saw that jim fucking thome is still on there
even though hes listed as being paid nothing. hardy harr harr. way to rub it in
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it also doesnt have beckham or edwin
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
That little guy?
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Not sure how much Buehrle has left in the tank
But in a contract year you’d have to think he can keep it going at the spry young age of 32.
So you throw a rotation of Danks, Floyd, Peavy, Jackson, and Buehrle and I like my chances to compete in ‘11, just like we’ve seemed to be able to do recently – I mean all you can ask for is to be able to compete for the division. We know Kenny’s never going to make that blockbuster trade or monumental FA signing to allow us to compete with certain teams & some of our current contracts don’t make it easy to pull off those deals, but if we can piece together a decent offense with a sophomore-slumpless Beckham, I don’t think ‘11 will be too bad. It would also be nice to have Konerko back as he’s proven age is no factor when it comes to his production.
only if he feels like signing for a discount
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 18, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what im thinking as I look at this
if we get paulie for 5 million, we definetly have a chance
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I put him down for 8M below but if he takes 5M thats awesome
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
If PK gets some kind of wakefield infinite contract
He’ll sign for 5-8. If he signs something with an AAV of 8 it will have plate appearance bonuses which push it to 10-14 if he’s healthy.
Reinsdorf has said he wants Paulie to be a white sox lifer
so if he takes 4 years at 5M i guess thats alright
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
more like 4 yrs, 8MM per
PK is regularly above average. That’s the cost for that type of player. His all star days are probably gone but he’s still good. You don’t get good on the open market for 5MM per.
but we have Juan Pierre Mark Teahen and Scott Linebrink for 5M each!
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I was being sarcasitc
I get your point ;)
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by blackoutsox on Aug 19, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps I'm naive here
but could it really be that hard to unload Linebrink this off-season? He’s only got one year left on his deal, if the Sox include 1M or so, wouldn’t that be enough for some team to take a nibble?
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 19, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
only if his value gets built up a lot over the next month
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by blackoutsox on Aug 19, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Either way
I don’t think the Sox are going to end up paying the whole 5.5 he’s owed. He’ll either be traded before the season or at the deadline. Someone took a chance on Contreras last year when he was owed considerably more, how hard could it really be
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 19, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
good lord we are only 5 back
that can be made up in 2 weeks if we get hot again. settle down. i remember the death march of 2008… and we ended up winning at the end when 3 days prior nobody would have bet on us that we would.
ozzie needs to go though. telling me (and you) to fuck off for like the 10th time? fuck that guy. i was a fan before he got here as a player and i will be a fan long after he’s gone. what a piece of shit he is.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 18, 2010 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
good lord we were only 3 games up 2 weeks ago
….are you watching what is going on…or do you think they can just flip a switch and play 25-5 ball again. Every time they lose its: good lord we are only 1 back, good lord we are only 2 back, good lord we are only 3 back, good lord we are only 4 back, good lord we are only 5 back, so when does it end? The sox need to WIN A GAME first.
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Aug 18, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
oh i agree... im not tdogg
i just think being 5 back on august 18th is a little early to play the “its over” card.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Agreed, it is. But this has been awfully disheartening.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
oh absolutely
i just ate a half of a container of spumoni ice cream because ive decided its the only way i can deal with it.
but remember all of those insanely bad games in 2005? i remember sitting in midway airport watching a game on the last friday of the season cursing at linebrink at millers pub…… yet somehow the royals kicked the twins ass and we won the sunday game which turned into the monday win which turned into the blackout win… that is a wayyyyyyyy bigger roller coaster than this is.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Like in August, for example.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Have no idea what the hell that is suppose to mean.
The only one who makes outlandish statements (one way or another) is you.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
Ha, you guys are both bozos.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
But they're OUR bozos!
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
sorites paradox.
Why is this brainless, legless drunk still on my TV?-RWShow
by soxshenanigans on Aug 19, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
kenwo, you're an idiot
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 19, 2010 2:26 AM CDT up reply actions
i agreed with your last point about ozzie
but you need to stick with the fucking facts. let’s go back to 2008, when did this ‘death march’ take place? do you remember being 5 games back? we were either tied or up 2 1/2 games at this point up to the end of the season, which is a lot different than being 5 games back. the most level headed person would say that while the sox are not technically out of it, but the odds are greatly diminished. it would take some injuries to some key contributing players on the twins roster for the sox to have a decent chance.
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 19, 2010 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Even more so
considering that at NO point this season have the White Sox played consistent baseball one way or the other. Though not statistically over, it’s over.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
(Sigh)
*Over any period.
Better?
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
fuckin A rec'd.
there are times i’d like to tell my customers to go fuck themselves but guess what? I know better. Ozzie is a dumb fucker and he really thinks he’s bigger than the sox uniform he wears and the organization that has made him wealthy and famous.
I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok
Twins Fan here
At one time, prior to the hiring of Ozzie Guillen as manager, I didn’t possess the hate that I have for the White Sox today. I remember watching guys like Frank Thomas and Robin Ventura, and basiclly almost liking hem, especially as the Twins were freefalling into the absolte disaster of a team they fielded in the mid to late 90’s. I mean, when Ron effing Coomer is your best player and power threat…… GOOD GOD!!!!!!
Anyway, once the Sox rid themselves of Ozzie and his small brain and large mouth and ego, I am sure that many Sox haters will cease to hate them as much.
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
meh. Most of us don't care if other people hate the Sox. You want someone to cuddle with, consult the North-Siders.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Esp since Ozzie's comments about the Twins have bordered on Worship
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
we actually enjoy it when others bemoan the eartorture of hawk
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by blackoutsox on Aug 19, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
the ear torture of Hawk
I sometimes forget what you endure…… that in and of itself on a daily basis would turn me into a crazed mouthfoaming sociopath.
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
hawk is the man
you are smoking crack.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
We love hawk.
He’s a homer. OUR homer.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Insulting Hawk on this board? You are crossing some lines you hotdish eating simpleton.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
And Dick Bremer . . .
is such an exciting announcer. What a bore he is. Hawk may be over the top, and I know he has plenty of detractors, but I’ll take a true lover of the game and a true fan of the White Sox as my announcer any day than some manufactured, trained voice like Bremer’s.
And you admired the Sox in the 1990s because, as you say, the Twins sucked. There was no rivalry. In the 1990s, we ignored the Twins. I hate the Twins, and I expect Twins fans to hate the White Sox; it goes with the territory of the intense rivalry in the AL Central in the last 10 years. As much as watching these games agonzing me, it is ultimately good for baseball, even if ESPN the other national media ignore the rivalry that is here.
circle it bert
"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 19, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
However, the ten percent that are not knuckle dragging neanderthals would have responded semi-positively to a post that wasn’t venomous, or directed at the team’s fan base.
Oh well, back to my model railroad.
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I actually removed my winky-smiley guy, but I was sincerely not being rude to you. Just funnin', sir.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
acctepted
as an even tempered, model railroading, hot dish eating freclly face twins fan, I would like to thank Ozzie for giving up Jimmers.
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Model Railroads = not cheap
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
You better be enjoying that jug-eared, fat-fingered bastard.
And I am no knuckle-draggin’ nothin’! I’m an adorable young lady and I’d love to prove it, if you’d be so kind as to send me your home address.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mail order port slut!
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm expanding my.... horizons.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'm expanding my.... earnings potential"
Fixed
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 19, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
1060 W Addison St, Chicago
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
rb!!!!
wazzzuupppppp!!!!!!
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
we are
;)
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
this name is wack
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicago White Sox Baseball making me highly distraught and privy to do mean things, I'm not short my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Aug 19, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
really????
Yes, I love giving my personal info over a message board…… I absolutely trust you. Would you consent to a threesome with my wife and I???? That would seal the deal.
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
would your wife fuck back?
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, for almost anyone except you
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
i would make her feel like a new woman
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Ellen Degeneres?
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Adorable lady? Yes. Address request = running joke to imply I wanted to fight you.
I’m not a moron. If you posted your actual address on this board, I’d be concerned.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
As I was in my reply
I was a little over the top, and if I offended you, I apologize
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I am actually a semi-normal guy
I just get bored, recovering from surgery, too much time on my hands….lol
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
No... you're not.
You are an attention-starved child. No semi-normal guy wastes his time annoying people on purpose. You are an embarrassment to the Twins fan base.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The fact you didn't realize that she was joking
Says all that needs to be said…
The humor may be crass or profane, but there’s no ill-intentions for the most part. Some just don’t get the joke.
None the less, who gives a shit if you hate the White Sox? We sure don’t. If anything I imagine we’d prefer it that way.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
this
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Your first clue:
However, the ten percent that are NOT knuckle dragging neanderthals would have responded semi-positively to a post that wasn’t venomous, or directed at the team’s fan base.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
I'm proud my pseudo-cliches of Twin fans have become unbending Truths
This moustache obsession of your fanbase is 100% creepy though. I really don’t get it.
they all want Free Mustache rides
"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 19, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
For some reason
Our fanbase is obsessed with facial hair in general. Jason Kubel’s beard, Carl’s ‘stache, Joe’s sideburns….. and it extends to other teams’ players as well, many an interesting thread has begun over Jenks’ goatee, among other things. The ‘stache seems to have a life of it’s own.
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
you may enjoy mark kotsay
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Great Northern?
Or Northern Pacific?
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 19, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Who gives a shit what you think?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
Why be polite to a guy who shows up now to add fuel to the Ozzie fire?
Aren’t there enough of them in our own house without this guy making a day trip?
Fuck him.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
:0
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by blackoutsox on Aug 19, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
would that be like
when your guys show up @ TT and go off?
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
ok now I dislike you
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by blackoutsox on Aug 19, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
my mission is accomplished
YAY Me!!!!!!!!!!!
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Link please.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn you kenwo
"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 19, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
may I suggest that you are toolbag????
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
May I suggest you don't need 4 question marks?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You arrived nicely enough, but you're getting trollish. Please adjust or begone.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
So
only Sox fans are allowed to be rude and insulting?
I tried to play nice, and some don’t seem to want to. I tried to begin a discussion and was met with hostility. I, after several insults and hostile responses to innocuous things I said, decide to dish a little back, and get my knuckles rapped.
Now, I will repond as I am responded to. If SSS is that thin skinned, what can I say?
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
duly noted
I shall.
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you're missing the point. This unprovoked comment to Andronicus is not "dishing a little back." It's just unnecessary. And trollish.
You have your own site to run your fingers/mouth/whatever about the toolbags over at SSS.
On our site, when an editor requests that you play nice, do it.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
You didn't understand that someone made a joke.
It was only rude to you because you have no clue what these people are talking about. Maybe if you were a fan of the team, and not just dropping in like an asshat when your team is winning, you wouldn’t have this problem.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
To be fair, there's not much need to jump down the throat of visitors just because they miss an inside joke. He and I worked that out on our own.
Perhaps what moustache doesn’t get, is this is a terrible time to drop by and fuck with us.
Any cordiality we might normally demonstrate is sort of out the window.
Fuses are short.
Not to mention, someone entering an environment that he already perceives to be hostile, prrrrobably shouldn’t retaliate when provoked by the natives.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't come over and troll people in the first place
And you won’t have a problem with not getting their jokes. And if you don’t get it, ask a question, don’t insult people. Find out what you did wrong, maybe you’re missing something.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Never seen "obtuse" used that way before
kind of like it…
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 19, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
southsidesox
come for the swear words
stay for the learnin’
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
This behavior proves our assumptions of the Twain Nation
They are a bunch hair-parted in the middle pederasts who play with toys and fixate their idle minds on men’s facial hair.
Thank You
And personally, I hope to see a good race in Sept. It is more interesting when the Sox and twins take it to the wire. I just hope that if there is a 163, that the Twins pull it out. Good luck tonight.
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
He clearly gets it. That's why he's here.
He knows it’s a bad time, that’s why he came over… don’t defend that bullshit. Come on, you know better than that. He’s not here to make friends, he’s here to annoy people because he’s a tool and has nothing better to do with his time.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
So ignore him.
Has our own resident troll taught you nothing about the art of not feeding trolls?
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
om nom nom
I feast on comments and comets!
by coffeepac on Aug 19, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
you just don't get it. lets break down the wiki definition.
a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion
-Wiki
Everyone on here is guilty of this.
You, are trolling with your reply about me. Your intent is to stoke the fire which would be considered highly trollish behavior. You can’t have it both ways, as in provoking people until they explode then calling them a troll.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Who said I was talking about you, crazypants?
"Team speed for Christ's sake, you get fuckin' goddamn little fleas on the fucking bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you, you get the big cocksuckers who can hit the fuckin' ball out of the ballpark and you can't make any goddamn mistakes." - Earl Weaver
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
everything i learned about trolls i learned by playing King's Quest
To get past the bridge troll without paying or using the goat, go to the bottom of the screen with the bridge going left and talk to him twice. Then walk left across the river to the next screen, answer the gnome’s question “nikstlitselpmur” to get the beans, and the troll will disappear and never bother you again. Please note: If you do this wrong he will kill you.
They don’t make games like that anymore
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Why are you still on our board again?
I saw your original post, very good. Now you’re just causing a ruckus bashing Hawk and making us all have to think about the Twins, which we would rather not do right now.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i bet on the white sox
poor SSH did not. and he was eliminated.
by larry on Aug 19, 2010 8:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I can't think of any other fan base that gets told to fuck off more
by their team’s manager than us. It is getting very tiring to hear this over and over. I would think that JR would remind Ozzie that you shouldn’t bite the hands that feed you, but he wouldn’t listen anyway. I’m finally coming around to the idea that Ozzie needs to go.
One simple question from a reporter about Thome shouldn’t result in an 18 minute tirade. Fuck us Ozzie? Fuck you!
that's fine
lash out at the reporter, not the entire fan base which has backed up this team year in, year out. I would bet that there are more than a few younger baseball fans still deciding between the Cubs and Sox. Tirades like these do not help that cause, which hurt the bottom line.
It’s also possible I’m making way too much of this. He’s still an a-hole using up all the goodwill he’s earned.
To be fair, it's the fan base that is telling him he's an idiot.
And I imagine a lot of kids love the profanity laced tirades. They see one guy who is pissed off and “cares” like Ozzie on the South side, and on the North Side they see a Lou “What are we gonna do?” Piniella, laughing it up about eating caviar.
Not sure he’s really hurting us there.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
By continuing
the stereotype that the White Sox (and their fans) are a classless bunch of rubes who can’t express themselves without resorting to foul language?
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
To a 12 year old? He's talking about kids.
That’s all I was commenting on. Of course most adults are annoyed by it, but they are already decided on their team for the most part.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
My bad.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Apology accepted, if it includes a free pizza.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, if any of you would ever stop
in when I’m working (like tonight or all this weekend), I’d be willing to see what I can do.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
which one do you work at?
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
Think he mentioned South Loop?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
Believe that's correct
Otherwise I’d have made the trip at some point.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
So fucking what? I *AM* a classless rube who can't express myself without resorting to foul language!
"the yankees are rachael ray.
god i hate that bitch." by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT
by South Side Expat on Aug 19, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
we are all classless rjhubs
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you read this board?
We are the most profane, foulmouthed, sailor shocking, gutterminded bunch of feces-smearing monkey house citizens around… which I, for one, adore about us.
Of course we can express ourselves without profanity- I can also eat only baby food.
I prefer the spice and variety of the entire english language, not just a PC restrained version.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 19, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
This
is a big reason I come here. Not the only, but it’s not insignificant.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 19, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
You got it
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Funny how that works: I'm a fan, been saying Ozzie is stupid (DH-wise) since the Spring,
and am not offended. Additionally, I don’t want to see him fired for “biting my hand”. Reigned in from influencing the roster? Sure. IF he actually had that power anyway.
Never fails to amuse me how people take things personally. Especially people who should know better.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
Agreed.. Who cares if Ozzie is pissed off?
He’s a profane, angry guy, I would expect nothing less.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I think the one run losses are getting to me
They’ve been especially frustrating.
I don’t think I was personally offended, more surprised that statements like these are made on a regular basis to their fan base. I cannot think of another sports franchise even close to this. I know Lee Elia years back, and I’m sure there is more, but I just find it odd.
A little perspective and humor. I think you (and everyone) will enjoy this:
http://postgamerants.blogspot.com/2007/10/earl-weaver-on-managers-corner.html
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
So very appropriate
This rant pops into my head every time a Sox player is picked off or caught stealing. We all want big motherfuckers who can hit the ball out of the ballpark.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
that is beautiful
I was moved
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by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Six to midnight? Me too.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
address please
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by blackoutsox on Aug 19, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
this is classic ozzie trying to shoulder the negative attention and distract from the real issues of bad baseball.
His quote about winning 15 inter-league games is alarming because thats obviously just about 10% of the season, and certainly doesnt justify your entire roster construction, but for the most part what hes trying to do is obvious so Im not all that pissed at him.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
okey dokey here goes
with estimated arbitrations, adding Beckham and Jackson, and assuming Jenks is non-tendered, we are at 80M for next year. That leaves 20M to spend on RF, C, 1B, 3B and the bullpen. (Carlos goes to DH). Lets say we bite the bullet at 3B and start Teahen until Morel is hopefully ready around June (feel free to discredit me here larry). We take a risk with Flowers starting at catcher, but then we will need a backup that can play up to 40 games or so in case he doesnt turn out. I feel that Castro will be ok but we may have to spend more. That leaves us with RF and 1B and a little under 20 M and we give Putz a raise of 3-4M (we still have an option for thornton at 3 million which is awesome). That leaves us with 15M for 1B and RF. Say we give Paulie 16M 2 years, that gives us 7-8M for RF, which leaves us out of Werth range.
So who can we get for RF for 7M? and this is complelty contingent on Morel and Flowers playing capably.
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estimated arbs
Pena: 2 M
Danks: 7 M
Carlos: 5 M
and the Castro part confused me. I wasnt sure if that 200k was a buyout, so I put him down for 1M, compared to 800k this year
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by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i would be inclined to decline pena
i don’t think u need 2 mil to do what he does.
Kenwo4life=ratings
If Linebrink threw 4 or 5 innings in a single game, his arm would fall off.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
Gonna need an innings eater in the pen after the eventual Peavy injury.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
"Carlos goes to DH"
I had to think for a second who you meant.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 19, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think a better DH would have helped this team enough
It’s all about the pitching…the Sox just don’t have it anymore. Score 8 runs and lose, score 6 runs three times and lose. The pitching was great during the 25-5 run. Now the correction is taking place.
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Aug 18, 2010 11:57 PM CDT reply actions
It wouldn't have put them in first by themselves
but they might not be 5 games out at this point. A real DH would have covered ONE of the many offensive voids you have in your lineup and certainly would have helped.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Over a season it would have mattered.
The fact is we’ve set ourselves up so we have to rely on the pitchers being basically lights out.
The Twins gave up a lot of runs the last two days, didn’t stop them from winning. You’re pitching isn’t going to shut people down every single night.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
your analysis is incomplete without considering the effect of Thome's subtraction
from the Twins. When you subtract WAR and add it to your rival, shit magnifies.
Exactly
Who would’ve thought the Padres would lead all of baseball with 72 wins at this point last year? It’s baseball, the most unpredictable sport around.
FifthFeather.com
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 19, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Definitely not Jake Peavy
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 19, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heh.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
double heh!
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
The problem isn't the pitching
the Sox still need better than average position players.
Castro
?
Beckham
?
Alexei
Pierre
Rios
Teahen
Quentin
In house solutions won’t be likely better than replacement level and what we have is about 13 wins. We need like 19-20. That’d cost 25-30MM.
Fireworks: Bang?
by colintj on Aug 19, 2010 12:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
WAHT ABOT AJ PERZINKSY???
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
"We are building an elite fighting force of extraordinary magnitude"
I actually like the fact that we’ve got $50mm stuffed into the starting staff, that’ll force some more young players onto the roster whether Ozzie likes it or not. I’d much prefer replacement level play from Flowers and Viciedo than AJ and Teabag/Kotsay/Erstad/Jones etc. I’ve seen enough of this shit play from end of the string veterans.
So fuck you Ozzie you fucking prima donna!
"We are strong enough as we are and everything fits together in such a way that the only thing we were going to add would be something of an impact guy," KW
by ChicagoPete on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
much prefer replacement level play from Flowers and Viciedo
I would too. Is it realistic?
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 19, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
the problem is the pitching
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Aug 19, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I tried jumping off my ledge but Jason Kubel caught me
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by billyok on Aug 19, 2010 12:15 AM CDT reply actions 14 recs
Your starters might
Make you competitive, but you need a new C, 3B, RF, bench and 2 (more likely 3) bullpen arms. Even IF they were to go cheap with Flowers/Morel (with Q as DH and Teahen in RF [or vice versa]), that’s not a good team. Still offensively challenged with no power and no OBP.
Plus, it all goes to pot if either Kenny or Ozzie get the ax….
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 12:24 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I've been driven to pot already.
"the yankees are rachael ray.
god i hate that bitch." by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT
by South Side Expat on Aug 19, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget Viciedo
He’s got to learn some plate discipline. But we’ve seen what he can do when he gets the bat on the ball.
Also – did Fidel announce that plate discipline was counter-revolutionary? Cuban ballplayers love their free swingin’ ways.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
I would feel better about hating ozzie's offense in this context if the best pitching in the league didn't blow ass against the twins as soon as it mattered.
twins runs scored since july: 7, 7, 3, 7, 12, 1, 6, 7, 7
now if you wanna go back to that baltimore series that didn’t matter, i’ll bring an extra case of haterade.
by Trooper on Aug 19, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i blame you
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 19, 2010 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
This team just needs another solid winning streak

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 19, 2010 2:00 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Just 1? Christ. Tough crowd.
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 19, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
carlos quentin
is a bust
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 19, 2010 2:37 AM CDT reply actions
Well, maybe
He still has an OPS above .800. Those guys don’t grow on trees, especially on the White Sox.
But he’s a DH at this point.
I’ll take a deeper look at the payroll later today. If E-Jax does well the rest of the season, who’s to say the Sox won’t flip him in the offseason?
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Maybe they could get Dan Hudson for him.
Throw in Tony Pena for Brandon Allen.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
"Not Very Good"
should read “Not Good Enough”. I said what bothered me in the beginning of the season was our penchant for coughing up leads and not being able to win one run games. The little things we all bitched about in the off-season that were not completed have shown up at the most inopportune times – as you would expect.
A good team. Not good enough. And now Teh Twinn will have Teh Resources to stay ahead. Sigh.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
Just you wait
The Sox will climb back into it – only to be eliminated in the final week/weekend of the season.
Teh Twinn already has the resources to stay ahead. Mauer and Morneau (as soon as he stops seeing bluebirds flying around his head) make offseason plans relatively simple.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
I would actually like that more.
At least it would keep baseball exciting until October.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions
seeing bluebirds flying around your head?
what is the street number of your residence?
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
Hmm...I wonder if i could take e-gus in a fight...
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe
Im certainly not undefeated.
Also well past my prime.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
In that case my friend,
I will meet you at 35th and Shields. And if for some reason we end up just going to a game instead, so be it.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
frank thomas day!
Ill be the guy in the frank thomas jersey.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
"Hey are you e-gus? No?"
“HEY are you e-gus?” “Are YOU e-gus?” “Does anyone know an e-gus?”
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy crap yes, I would pay to see gus in black face.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
how much ya got?
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
Do you accept bits of string?
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
he's not talking about gus
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
White Sox Are Good
Just Not Good Enough!
How long is this roller coaster ride? April – May, everything sucks – hitting – pitching – bullpen.
June – July – Oh the glory – everything very good.
August – sucksville.
Again – I hope this roller coaster doesn’t end where it began.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
Sucksville isn't a real place.
…Is it?
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Sucksville is nestled between Plainfield and Shorewood.
by Rhubarb on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
all that traffic!
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
State of Mind
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
this team is becoming worthless.
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicago White Sox Baseball making me highly distraught and privy to do mean things, I'm not short my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Aug 19, 2010 7:42 AM CDT reply actions
Well.. it's given me a lot more free time
That’s worth something.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
and what do you do with free time?
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicago White Sox Baseball making me highly distraught and privy to do mean things, I'm not short my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Masterbate.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
oh that what you do
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicago White Sox Baseball making me highly distraught and privy to do mean things, I'm not short my temper is....
by pierzynskirules on Aug 19, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Ummm....
get a job….(?)
(Question mark because I’m not sure that solves the issue).
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
When I'm not getting the Cheat injured?
A lot of drinking to forget about the White Sox. Other than that, as we learned early on in the season, How-To-Build miniature ship building books were sold out, so I’m still looking for hobbies.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Facial hair and white I can do.
I just need to find a guy from Curacao to platoon with and this job is mine.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
"But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue."
Nothing like the manager of your favorite team telling the most loyal portion of the fanbase to fuck off and stop watching the Sox. Your wish just may be granted.
The Sox are the only team would put up with that crap.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Everytime I buy a ticket I like to think that my money...
goes to buying a jar of Ozzie’s Lithium Carbonate. In this day and age of equal opportunity and political correctness it would be frowned upon firing someone over a simple little bipolar disorder matter.
by Rhubarb on Aug 19, 2010 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm thinking a little ECT would be good for him too... it would be fun anyway!

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 19, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
No "One Flew over the cukoo's nest" ?
I am dissappointed!
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 19, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
This is why I said yesterday
That even if he is a good manager and a good draw, I could easily see him somewhere else next year.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I had a premonition of Ozzie managing somewhere else
and in this premonition he wouldn’t stop talking shit about the AL and the White Sox…you know his tirades would be biting against the fanbase, organization, etc…
I don’t think he’s going anywhere for a while though. When we are going good he is awesome, when we are going bad he fucks my mother.
he's your dad?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
This.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Remeber the days of consecutive boob postings?
Ahh I miss you June/July.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 8:48 AM CDT reply actions
rally boobs with bacon!
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 19, 2010 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Ahhh I remember that one.
It looked….tasty?
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm beyond over Ozzie.
His comments about the fans and Thome last night were the final straw. I waffled earlier this year, but no longer. Burn this whole thing down. The fuck yous, the Mark Teahen extension (THREE YEARS AND 15 MILLION), the Nick Swisher trade(S), counting on Omar Vizquel, the inability to play within t…he division, the lack of farm system, more focus on social networking and the internet than the damn team, the total dick sucking of the Twins, the same talk (year in and year out) about improving fundamentals and the failure consistency to do just that, the trading/signing for/of over the hill veterans, the overplaying of those same veterans….I’m over the whole thing. The whole damn thing. Fire them both, if you can. But, since Jerry won’t do that, Kenny gets one (ONE) more year. Ozzie’s gotta go now.
Now I feel a little bit better after ranting. But I still want his head.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 9:43 AM CDT reply actions
The Twins thing is organizational
Everyone in the Sox organization – from the front office, to the managers, to the broadcasters, to the players act damn near worship the Twins organization.
That respect does not run the other way. Blyleven isn’t talking about how “the Sox never beat themselves” in while circling fat people and whining about not making the Hall of Fame. They know they’re inside the Sox heads.
As for the over the hill veterans? Joe Mauer will be wearing a Sox uni in the year 2020. Hawk Harrelson’s head-in-a-jar will tell stories about how he killed the Sox in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013….
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
by 67WMAQ on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
One thing I missed
in my rant was saying that I put this on Kenny and Ozzie both. By ‘burn it down’ I meant fire them both.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
REC'D
Made me laugh so hard that my wife asked what happened.
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate when that happens
because her face deadens more and more as the explanation pans out.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
true
fortunately…. she’s a good one. puts up with me.
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd enjoy Ozzie being fired if only for the vitriol he would unleash on the Sox afterward
I can’t even imagine what would be said.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 19, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not so sure
you’d get what you want, given Ozzie’s feelings for Jerry…
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
effective argument
say fire ozzie and list all the mistakes kenny made.
I place blame on them
both. And the ‘overplaying of those players’ is on Ozzie, as is the talk of ‘improving fundamentals’ and the Twins crap.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 19, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I guess you won't like his 'they don't expect us to win' comments
neither did I
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
White Sox news, Minor Leagues updates and more
Fun fact of the day:
In case Guillen hasn’t been keeping count, Sox batters have been hit by pitches 58 times this season, the most in the American League. On the other side, Sox pitchers have hit only 24 batters, fewest in the AL.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
good pitchers tend to not hit batters.
i imagine you’ll find that the teams with, say, the fewest walks also are many of the same teams with the fewest HBP thrown. i’d note, of course, that the twins have a few more HBP than one would expect based on their pitchers.
by larry on Aug 19, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
selective standings
24-4 versus Seattle & NL
41-51 versus everyone else
that is something
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
JP Morosi says Manny and the Sox are a good match
Not news…but the comment following the story is hiliarious:
Hey LA, we’ll send u JOBATARD and GAUDIN 4 MANNY LOL I would just love to see the SUX fans reactions if he came to the WC YANKS
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
i swear to god i had a dream last night that manny was traded to the sox
i woke up thinking it was true. so i had to check the internet, this could be another one of my premonitions so sit tight ;D
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
he's a veteran.
where would ozzie find enough at-bats for him? the disrespect would be off the charts.
2011 White Sox (World Series Champs)
vs. RHP vs. LHP
LF – Pierre Pierre
2B – Bacon Bacon
CF – Rios Rios
1B – Paulie Paulie
RF – Werth Werth
DH – Q Q
3B – Teahen Viciedo
SS – Che Che
C – Doumit Jake Fox
Starters – Danks, Floyd, Peavy, Buehrle, Jackson
Bullpen – Linebrink (yuk), Harrell, Sale, Pena, Santos, Thornton, Putz
Utility – Brignac, Reed Johnson
Mgr. Cora
Gone – AJ, Andruw, Kotsay, Vizquel, Castro, Lillibridge, Jenks, Ozzie
New – Werth, Doumit, Fox, R. Johnson, Brignac
Btw, same poster who thought the Phils should trade Werth for Jenks.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
You do follow the White Sox
This is more realistic.
C – Bengie Molina – 3.4 WAR
C- AJ Pierzynski – 5.9
1B – Adam LaRoche – 6.5
2B – Brandon Phillips – 6.2
SS – Yuniesky Betancourt – 2.9
3B – Mark Teahen – -.03 (yes, that’s negative)
OF – Jeff Francoeur – 3.8
OF – Juan Pierre – 5.2
OF – Scott Podsednik – 3.6
OF – Aaron Rowand – 10
IF – Nick Punto – 6.8
IF – David Eckstein – 10.5
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Figgins to Hudson to Kotchman
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Does that say Jake Fox?
And what’s the point of getting a switch hitting catcher if we have to platoon him? Not to mention Jake Fox’s OPS while not playing catcher for his career against left handers is .611, Doumit’s facing left handers, while catching, is .707. If you’re going to platoon Doumit, at least use Flowers or Castro or anyone who can hit left handed hitting or catch for that matter.
Reed Johnson & Jake Fox, would lead me to believe you have to be a Cubs fan.
And you’re getting rid of Lillibridge? If we’re going to suck, I at least want a solid twitter account representing the team.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Collapse
It’s obvious that we have no game plan when pitching against Minnesota.
Do Danks and Floyd all of the sudden become lousy pitchers when the shut most other teams down? No, this is bad coaching by the pitching coaches.
We have scored enough runs, even though we have also blown some opportunities.
and if we had a gameplan...
…we’d still lose. The Twins have our number right now something awful.
Follow me on Twitter: @rmensch53
let's blow this whole thing up
hahn for gm
put kw in a vp role
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
did i upset you guys?
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions
We've disliked the construction of this team since January.
Your inability to grasp HSA’s humor, or our disinterest as a whole in what you think about the White Sox and Ozzie Guillen has nothing to do with it.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I dont think so
pretty much everything on here is a private joke that started somewhere in a gamethread. It can be confusing at first
on the other hand, between the packers and whitesox, I certainly dont like anything minnesota right now
Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap
by blackoutsox on Aug 19, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Has to be something in Minnesota you like.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
that is terrible
even by my standards
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
A very good product from Minnesota

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
by 67WMAQ on Aug 19, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget Rocky and Bullwinkle.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
and that!
Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap
by blackoutsox on Aug 19, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
as a California resident
I couldn’t have voted for her… whoever she is. love moose and squirrel cartoons though
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
A twins fan who doesn't know who Michelle Bachman is?
I suppose we can take solace in knowing that there’s a good chance someone as ignorant as you will run into an accidental death rather early in life.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I never thought I would see someone over-value Michele Bachmann...
Note non-ignorant spelling by the way…
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
And watch yourself crossing the street
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Last I checked
Everyone here knows I’ll be the guy driving across it drunk, it’s the rest of you that need to watch yourself.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
dsnb
"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 19, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
only know of her via news stories
couldn’t(and have no desire to) pick her out of a line up. Now that I can ID her, I’ll be on the lookout.
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
animated for cheap in Mexico.
"the yankees are rachael ray.
god i hate that bitch." by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT
by South Side Expat on Aug 19, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I have all the dvds of that!
Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap
by blackoutsox on Aug 19, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Completely agree with this!
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I have often referred to this board as MST3K for soxfans...
The analogy is actually pretty good the more I think about it. People entertaining each other while forced to watch painful events unfold on a screen.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 19, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Slight gripe here. Gamethreads do not birth all inside jokes.
If anything, they read like AOL chat rooms these days.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
how so?
(Ive never read an aol chat room)
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
Some are just better (funnier, smarter) than others depending on the crowd. I haven't seen an AOL chat room since I was 14, but that's what some (a lot this season) remind me of.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
a/s/l pics?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
thats true
all posts start them up. the gamethreads are really the place I use to rant after a game like yesterdays
Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap
Minnesota Fun Facts (from 50states.com)
1. Minnesotan baseball commentator Halsey Hal was the first to say ‘Holy Cow’ during a baseball broadcast.
2. The Mall of America in Bloomington is the size of 78 football fields - 9.5 million square feet.
3. Minnesota Inventions: Masking and Scotch tape, Wheaties cereal, Bisquick, HMOs, the bundt pan, Aveda beauty products, and Green Giant vegetables
4. The world’s largest pelican stands at the base of the Mill Pond dam on the Pelican River, right in downtown Pelican Rapids. The 15 1/2 feet tall concrete statue was built in 1957.
5. The climate-controlled Metrodome is the only facility in the country to host a Super Bowl, a World Series and a NCAA Final Four Basketball Championship.
6. Madison is the “Lutefisk capital of the United States”.
7. For many years, the world’s largest twine ball has sat in Darwin. It weighs 17,400 pounds, is twelve feet in diameter, and was the creation of Francis A. Johnson.
8. The stapler was invented in Spring Valley.
9. In Olivia a single half-husked cob towers over a roadside gazebo. It is 25 feet tall, made of fiberglass, and has been up since 1973.
10. Rollerblades were the first commercially successful in-line Roller Skates. Minnesota students Scott and Brennan Olson invented them in 1980, when they were looking for a way to practice Hockey during the off-season. Their design was an ice hockey boot with 3 inline wheels instead of a blade.
11. Hormel Company of Austin marketed the first canned ham in 1926. Hormel introduced Spam in 1937.
12. Candy maker Frank C. Mars of Minnesota introduced the Milky Way candy bar in 1923. Mars marketed the Snickers bar in 1930 and introduced the 5 cent Three Musketeers bar in 1937. The original 3 Musketeers bar contained 3 bars in one wrapper. Each with different flavor nougat.
13. A Jehovah’s Witness was the first patient to receive a transfusion of artificial blood in 1979 at the University of Minnesota Hospital. He had refused a transfusion of real blood because of his religious beliefs.
14. Minnesota has one recreational boat per every six people, more than any other state.
15. There are 201 Mud Lakes, 154 Long Lakes, and 123 Rice Lakes commonly named in Minnesota.
16. Akeley is birthplace and home of world’s largest Paul Bunyan Statue. The kneeling Paul Bunyan is 20 feet tall. He might be the claimed 33 feet tall, if he were standing.
17. The first official hit in the Metrodome in Minneapolis was made by Pete Rose playing for the Cincinnati Reds in a preseason game.
18. Alexander Anderson of Red Wing discovered the processes to puff wheat and rice giving us the indispensable rice cakes.
"Derrek has a minor disk ball...bulge...bulge disk. Derrek has a minor disk bulge. I sound like a mechanic...ha, ha, ha." - Cubs Manager Lou Piniella reporting on Derrek Lee's injury status (8/16/10).
not one of those is fun.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
The first hit at (outside?) US Cellular was made by an unknown teenager from a Buick sedan with a handgun...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
rec’d
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
but this might be:
Federal authorities have decided to indict Roger Clemens on charges of making false statements to Congress about his use of performance-enhancing drugs, according to two people briefed on the matter.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/20/sports/baseball/20clemens.html?partner=rss&emc=rss
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
'Rocket Man' would take on a whole new meaning in federal prison...
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Bwahahaha!
Roger will need to be a Dodger of Dicks.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2010 2:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Mars moved to Chicago
Thome went to Minnesota
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 19, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
How are ya'?
That’s right, Ozzie Guillen, back with another commentary. Thought you’d seen the last of old Ozzie, perhaps? Thought the franchise bigwigs would have sent Ozzie and his negative.. “Q rating” on a slow boat there ?? Well.. maybe I don’t.. “look the part”.. uh.. I’m not.. “svelte”.. I don’t.. “look comfortable on camera”.. I’m not.. “saavy”. I don’t.. “understand what’s going on in the news.” I’m not.. “likeable”.. I don’t.. “get along with people”.. uh.. when I go to work, I don’t.. “make eye contact”.. I guess I.. don’t.. “fit the mold”. I.. don’t.. “wear the latest clothes”.. ir, even ones that don’t.. “reek”! Uhh.. I don’t.. “change my underwear”.. uh.. I’m not “buff”.. uh.. I don’t have.. “firm breasts”.. uh.. I don’t.. “exercise”. And when I do sweat, I don’t.. “shower”. I’m not.. “spic-and-span”.. I don’t.. “clean the area between my crotch and legs”. But, for the time being, I guess the franchise.. “enforcers”.. are opting for my reproach, until Joe Consumer tells them he’d rather get his two cents from managers who don’t.. “make babies cry”.. and don’t.. “drink maple syrup straight from the bottle”.. and don’t.. [wires pull him in the air] ..“leave old, dried-up deodorant cakes under their arm for weeks at a time”.. and, uh.. I’m flying. I’m flying! I’m flying! [the wires get caught in the lights atop the clubhouse, as Ozzie Guillen hangs little more than three feet above the floor] Holy Schnikes!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Dental plan!
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
LMAO +1
That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a while…. Thank You
Vikings considering signing Carl Pavano's moustache for 2010 season as backup QB, possibly attaching to Favre.
by carlpavanosmoustache on Aug 19, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Wtf is going on here.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
This song is dedicated to the following:
If you said the Baltimore series didn’t matter
If you said “we have the Twins were we want them with Danks, Floyd and MB”
If you said “settle down we are only 1 game back”
If you said “settle down we are only 2 games back”
If you said “settle down we are only 3 games back”
If you said “settle down we are only 4 games back”
If you said “settle down we are only 5 games back”
Eternal optimists you are:
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy, when skies are grey
You’ll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away
Mark Teahen peed in my canteen.
by SavePeavytill2010 on Aug 19, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions
Well that didnt take long
Already on how it will be difficult to compete next year.
Horseshit.
Make the right decisions in the off season. Will they?
All I know the money and resources were there to put together a good offense this year and they didn’t.
I suspect the opportunity will present itself again.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
Yep...
Could have had Damon, O. Hudson and Jim Thome for the same price of the guys we did get. Sure there will be guys like this, looking for jobs again this year. Just have to make the right decisions this time. No reason to believe we will after the last two off-seasons, but obviously there will be opportunities to do so.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Damon, O. Dog?
Could have had Vlad Guerrerro!
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
There's always an element of chance. Guerrero and Hudson have injury issues.
Sometimes things don’t work out. Joe Crede with the Twins, for example.
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course there is an element of chance
But there is no chance that Mark Kotsay would be good. That’s the difference.
You gave yourself an out if something went wrong by adding many options. Maybe Jim Thome would suck, well you have Cuddyer, maybe Cuddyer or Morneau get hurt, well you have Jim Thome now.
That’s the difference between making good decisions.. and making bad decisions. If you make bad decisions, you need to be extremely lucky for it to work out. If you plan well, you can adjust if something goes awry, like an MVP candidate having a bad injury as you have.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I agree with you re Kotsay.
The Twins have guys playing out of position (like Cuddyer) and it’s hurting their defense…
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a big difference.
Playing a guy out of position and playing a guy that is just awful at baseball is not at all the same.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
True.
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
if the budget stays the same and we already have more committed to what we have here,
I suspect there will be less of an opportunity making the decisions all that more crucial.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
Who knows?
Who knows what trades will happen? The rotation is built for now, so I don’t see any “throwing in the towel” stuff.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
I love the rotation
and the Jenks money is coming off the books. There will surely be some wiggle room next year. Its just that there is seems to be more bad money out there than the Sox have had recently:
Linebrink
Teehans
Pierre
Peavy?
etc.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
actually the Jenks money mostly goes to Jackson.
The AJ situation will be interesting.
They have to offer arbitration right? Does he take it? What about Konerko?
Next year will be interesting.
I still plan on going to see a few more games this year though before we dive into that.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
AJ is the interesting one since catching is so thin.
Would he turn arbitration down first of all? Im not sure. Would a team give up the type A picks? Maybe a team that has a top 10 signs him and the Sox get a sandwich pick out of the deal. I doubt any other club thinks hes worth a true 1st rounder.
Seeing how this all pans out will be fun to watch.
I dont think they offer it to Paully. I could see them offer a contract, but not arb.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
Well I don't put all those in the same class
Linebrink – horrible
Teabag – I’d probably shift him to RF
Pierre – adequate
Peavy – yes ???
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
Teabag sucks
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
If he's our worst player, we're probably fine.
If he’s hitting 5th, playing third, we’re in trouble.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
disagree
his bat doesn’t justify a corner position anywhere on the field in these eyes.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
I completely agree he wouldn't be a good RF
I guess I just figure with a good pitching staff, and a real DH, a better hitting catcher, a second half version of Gordon Beckham and a reasonable 3B, you can get by.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Neither does Pierre's.
Yet, here we are.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
More importantly
I think the position they need to fill or make decisions on are a little easier to fill, except catcher. I think you can work around having your staff a CF, SS and 2b.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
You'd think so but we couldn't even fill the DH spot this year
And it should be the easiest position to fill in baseball.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah but they didnt try and fill it.
I don’t expect that one again. lol.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
I bet you are used to working around your staff.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2010 2:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Suspect is an excellent assessment.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2010 2:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
meh
but clemens is indicted
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 19, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions
If you convicted every player who lied in front of Congress, some prison would have a HELL of a softball team
"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Congressman aren't lying under oath
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
Roger Clemens played baseball.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 19, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
What are we talkin here?
Bananas, oranges, apples, kumquats? It matters
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
just strawberries and grapes
but huge quantities of both
i have apples in apple cinnamon jelly form though
signature
Both of those items are awesome.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I had both at lunch BBQ.
Plus three Heavy Seas – Loose Cannon IPA’s (imported from Raleigh). And a Polish. Now I blog at work….
Dammit I wish I could have a beer or 3 on my lunch break.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
It is not recommended...
Softball team clinched our 4th regular season championship in a row last week and we play the winless team tonight, so everyone took off work and is getting blitzed at a BBQ and we are going to play out of position. I was unable to get off work…otherwise I might already be on #6…
Yes, Kubel is pounding Nattie Ice as we speak, threesheets to the wind...denarded
Mauer is on his 3rd glass of Chardonnay. Punto spiked Pavano’s boatdrink with rufinol and he is taking turns on the moustache ride with Repko. Thome is hanging around doing shots of Jesppson’s Malort, wearing nothing but a train conductor hat, putting the finishing touches on the clubhouse trainset.
by Rhubarb on Aug 19, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Twins Lineup
DH Gurrier
3b Maurer
1b Span
2b Mahay
SS Thome
LF Cuddyer
CF Hudson
RF Morneau in a wheelchair
C Punto!
P Punto!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 19, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 19, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Cuddyer chews glass while giving Casilla noogies and superwedgies
Gardenhire is in the sauna with some Johnny Walker Blue while Morneau is huffs DustOff. Slowey cuts himself, discreetly in the corner…Hudson, Span and Rauch are puffing a blunt.
by Rhubarb on Aug 19, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
How come WE can't have fun!?!?
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Every White Sox player must be married w/children or en route.
Beckham has some kind of special exemption.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
At least they can experience divorce and build charachter.
Hopefully it works for Kung Fu Panda. Heard on ESPN last night that his divorce proceedings are affecting his sophomore year performance. Becks has no such excuse.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2010 4:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
In the visitor's clubhouse
we have Guillen and Cora, brewing meth, dangerously and without regard to human life…Sale watches intently and with focus. Paulie, AJ and Buehrle smoke russian cigarettes (made of floor sweeping and mattress stuffing) wondering if Carl Everett ever beat his highscore on Galaga. Beckham and Lillibridge are playing grabass in Lillibridges 96’ Toyota Corolla, after previously drinking healthy amounts of purple drank.
Q sulks in the corner, trying to visualize gappers off Pavano, with the RBI Baseball theme song iping through his skull. Alexei is quietly listening to Rosetta Stone (for which Guillen ponied up 400 bucks). Rios is waterproofing his suede jacket and Jenks is polishing off what is left of the cow carcass next to his locker. Santos is renegotiates his contract over bluetooth with Mephestopheles. Danks is trying to see how many Swedish snuff he can fit into his mouth and Gavin Floyd is dying his hair gingerer. Omar is changing his depends and Teahen is fucking his dog.
by Rhubarb on Aug 19, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
Mobile rec.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2010 5:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Liney? Putz? Pierre? Kotsay? Castro?
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 19, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I imagine you know your way around a fruit salad.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2010 2:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Heyyoooooo
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
The Fruit Fucker 2000

"the yankees are rachael ray.
god i hate that bitch." by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT
by South Side Expat on Aug 19, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
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"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 19, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude. That is all kinds of wrong.
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 19, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
red or green?
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
Show of hands - who thought getting rid of the dome would make a difference?
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
Err...Me.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 19, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely
Though it sort of sucked having to stop shopping at Target. Target ruled.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
i thought you said
thome
"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 19, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
7 wins in a row starts today.
2 back to start the Yankee series.
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
Teehans and Kotsay?
this ones in the bag!
God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains
Too many awkward slides into second base
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 19, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
These guys?

"Derrek has a minor disk ball...bulge...bulge disk. Derrek has a minor disk bulge. I sound like a mechanic...ha, ha, ha." - Cubs Manager Lou Piniella reporting on Derrek Lee's injury status (8/16/10).
I felt pinch-hitting Kotsay last night was a big fuck you as well.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Apollo Creed just got killed by a giant, blonde communist.
What a shitty night." - Guapo, on Aug 10, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Stilton?
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 19, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Would mobile rec but hoodie only does that after a win.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2010 5:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
OT: suckit, norfwestern.
I am writing to inform you that Ngô Bao Châu, who will join the University of Chicago as a Professor of Mathematics on September 1, has been awarded the Fields Medal today by the International Congress of Mathematicians (ICM).
LOL! And agreed.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2010 4:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ITA
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 19, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
The Fields Medal?
Quit joshin.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
The prof's name translates to "Sally"
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2010 5:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This Just In, from the "Who Gives a Crap" desk!
Poor northwestern… and it desparately needed an oriental mathematics professor- they only have 12, and so wanted a bakers dozen!
I am afraid for the faculty of U of C- their necks are going to get really malformed keeping their noses in the air like that.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 19, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently Northwestern needs better teachers if their alumni use lingo like "Oriental."
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Was no occident.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2010 5:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
U of C has the Oriental Museum- full of egyptian artifacts... like that makes sense.
I should have said “Asian ‘Business’ Partner” though…
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 19, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
or can't spell "desperately"
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 19, 2010 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
his numbers are the same as alexander grothendieck's.
that’s the sad thing.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
Jesus, I go on vacation for a little while and you people fuck everything up all to hell.
In the meantime, some perspective:
The Sox are on pace to win 87 games — which is where I would say the most optimistic (but still sane) predictions had them preseason. They are also, I would add, right on their pythag record.
The problem, I’m afraid, is not the Sox. The problem is that Teh Twinn are on pace to win 95 games. Oh, and that’s not a fluke (they are actually still 1 game under their pythag). Anyone think this iteration of the Sox is a 95 win team? Even if you add this year’s version of Thome and get rid of all the smiley, beardy DH’s, is this a 95 win team? Before you answer, remember that the ’05 team was only a 91 win team by pythag.
As someone said above, it’s not that the Sox aren’t good this year, it’s that they aren’t good enough this year — at least not so far.
Oh … one more thing. Last year the Tigers had a 7 game division lead. On September 6. In ’06, the Twins were 8 games back and in 3rd place. On August 22. In ’05, the Sox were up by 9.5 games. On September 7. Just saying that there may be a twist or turn or two left in this race …
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 19, 2010 5:17 PM CDT reply actions
agreed
i am not sold on minnesota’s SP or RP
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously. I think people forget that they are just as liable to slump. It takes two midgets (at least) to blow the AL Central division title.
"Team speed for Christ's sake, you get fuckin' goddamn little fleas on the fucking bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you, you get the big cocksuckers who can hit the fuckin' ball out of the ballpark and you can't make any goddamn mistakes." - Earl Weaver
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
matt capps and jon rauch
pick your poison. the sox have to find a way to get their batters out, I would bring in sale against mauer again tonight and see what happens. If he can neutralize mauer again, that could be a huge asset down the road.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
rauch is one big midget
- HT: 6’11’’
- WT: 290
"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 19, 2010 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
that 1-2 punch of capps and rauch will be their downfall.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Capps is terrible. 1.55 WHIP since he came over.
Jenks has been disowned and people act like the Twins bullpen is the cats pajamas.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
the only thing capps is good for
is racking up cheap saves in fantasy
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
You're supposed to be funny, not logical and full of history and perspectiive and shit.
(Are you a math professor at Northwestern?)
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2010 5:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No joke, I saw a meaty Guapo post and got a little giddy at first thinking it was a thread recap.
Guapo – what’s your address so I can shove your perspective up your ass?
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Thome thumpin taters for teh Twinn has killed comedy forever.
My address? Flergendorf Prison. Just a bit past the Potato Farm.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 19, 2010 6:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
"Someone"? "Someone"?
I make an actual referrable point and I become “someone”? You are a POS. And hurtling towards OPOS status.
Love,
“Someone”
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2010 5:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I hurt because I love.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 19, 2010 6:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
For the record, I've had a lot of Uncle Someones.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 19, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Were they priests?
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
oh snap
"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 20, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
the twins pixie dust will eventually wear off
i predict the twins will fold (possibly my last prediction).
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:41 PM CDT reply actions
I've no reason why, but I've found the next .sig.
WTGD throws himself on the gook grenade and utters his last phrase.
by Rhubarb on Aug 19, 2010 5:42 PM CDT
by South Side Expat on Aug 20, 2010 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions
But who will be there to catch them?
And did you hear the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup?
by TrickyDickAllen on Aug 19, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions

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