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Der Twain urn Heavern

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"Hay guhs!  Who woonts toogoo to duh Twains gayme?"

"I doo eh!?!"

"Doo ya!?"

"I Eh...eh..only if we cun take der traayne!"

"Wull...dat gooz withoot sayurn!"

"Ull meet yoo at der trayne stayshun eho?!"

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"Hur coomes der trayne!"

"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"

 

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"Wur rully wulking away wooth thus one dis yur eh?"

"Eh...die mauer is der tops!"

"Whoosh I cud groo a moostacher as nerce as der pavstache."

"Ya cud if ure tried hurder."

"Didjer pack der loonch?"

"Eh?  Of curse."

 

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"We eart Murtha's hotdish den we pray eh?"

"Dis hur hotdish is der bees kneeser eh?"

"Yum eh? gobble eh?"

"Potluck on der rails eh!?"

"Uts pray time er!?"

"Mr. God sur...eh...pleeze heal Morneaur fur turnights game eh! Amen?"

"Gee whiz Earl, nice pruyer. Swell inderd"

 

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"Whurts thut sound eh?"

"Fur der lover of Danner Gladden!"

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

SHREEEEEEEEEKINAHDAJFD:AKAJAJAL:JS:SSSSSSSKRKRKKRKKKEEEECHWEREE!!!!

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA UGHUHGUHSUAGAUAH!!!!!

 

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The Twain game will not sell out tonight...There will be four empty seats...But four less available in Heaven.

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You never really experience tragedy until you experience it in HO scale.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 19, 2010 5:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh. My. God.

Or should I say “Ohhhh my Gawwd.”

It’s funny because it’s true. My parents talk like this. Nice job, eh.

by Jesse on Aug 19, 2010 5:44 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

nice to have some positive feedback from a TT celeb :)

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 20, 2010 5:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap.

This is hilarious.

JIMJAM: TATER MASHER EXTRAORDINAIRE

by fischean on Aug 19, 2010 5:57 PM CDT reply actions  

and enjoy the frontpage

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 19, 2010 5:57 PM CDT reply actions  

i edited in a jump

feel free to move it or remove it all together, just felt it flowed better on the FP with one.

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 19, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Needs moar Uff Da

but otherwise fantastic!

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 19, 2010 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

By the Yankees or the Rays for sure

I think they can beat the Rangers.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 19, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rhubarb, you're the best. Thanks.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Aug 19, 2010 6:34 PM CDT reply actions  

High praise, indeed, Cheat.

I especially like the homage to Bat-girl.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haven't ever visited Twinkie Town

but something tells me that some creative Lutheran (oxymoron?) could do a pretty good send up of a SSS interloper too.

On second thought, it would probably just be a Cubfan-style Ligue family cliche, even though the foul-mouthedness would be on target.

Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game of 2008.

by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 19, 2010 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I resent those stereotypes! I.... mmmm... tater tot hotdish...

"'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

by rubberbiscuit on Aug 19, 2010 6:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Amazing! Thank you!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2010 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

This is amongst the best posts ever.

Highest and best. Rec’d.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

This is absolutely brilliant.

Please forgive me for cribbing my sig from your (now) second-best Twins-fan rant.

"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT

by sw mn guy on Aug 19, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

this is legend

Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap

by blackoutsox on Aug 19, 2010 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

This. Is. Awesome.

You’re on fucking fire, Rhubarb.

Ya, doncha know. Oh, fersher, ya.

Fuckin’ assholes.

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Aug 19, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Entry into the SSS hall of fame, line forms to the right of this post.

"the yankees are rachael ray.
god i hate that bitch." by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT

by South Side Expat on Aug 19, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

if we got this kind of production from Ribbie this blog would be going places.

a-fucking-mazing

God damn there is so much fucking stupid in this post it would take 20 minutes to address is all. - CatBrains

by e-gus on Aug 19, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

BUT NOOOOOOO!!!! Cheat had to have members who could both comment and fanpost...

"the yankees are rachael ray.
god i hate that bitch." by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT

by South Side Expat on Aug 19, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come across the way

Maybe, put on your sneakers and come across the way for some of my dandelion wine with scones and lingonberry jam. You betcha…

Later we’ll have walleye fillets and a sauna.

by Dick Allen's batting helmet on Aug 19, 2010 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Scones? What?

Do your homework. Lefse.

Scones. Sheesh.

"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT

by sw mn guy on Aug 20, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

one of the best posts, EVAH

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 20, 2010 5:12 AM CDT reply actions  

You had me at "Hay guhs"

and kept me at “inderd”

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2010 7:07 AM CDT reply actions  

"Inferstructure!!!!"

Absolutely brilliant. I’m sure you are already drinking this AM, just like Hemingway, Kerouac, Fitzgerald, and Bat-Girl, other prolific American writers. Enjoy it. And I’ll help pay for rehab if it keeps you alive.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2010 8:00 AM CDT reply actions  

I am in a soul-crushing career

under your patronage and through your commissions, I could be enabled to drink in the AM and finish the various writing projects I have left unfinished?

by Rhubarb on Aug 20, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is correct.

We only need negotiate the price.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

You work too cheaply.

I can’t respect that.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

31 recs. Must be closing in on a record.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 20, 2010 8:26 AM CDT reply actions  

he's busy ridiculing omar vizquel.

i say he should stay out of white sox business.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Aug 21, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Baseball Tonight has their Buehrlemeter

Now SSS has the Rhubarbmeter

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 22, 2010 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

My God

you are beautiful… I kept waiting for some sort of weird Garrison Keillor gif to pop up and shoot me with a shotgun…kinda like one of dose der tom selleck gifs, my gosh he’s a handsome fellow and barely sports a stach better then dat der ace picture dey got.

"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 20, 2010 8:54 AM CDT reply actions  

lmfaoooooooooo

Czheck Productions
Under The Basement Radio
I've never done anything good for the world, and I'm not about to start now-DF

by Czheck on Aug 20, 2010 11:01 AM CDT reply actions  

Hee. Not telling.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna do a reading of this at Thanksgiving.

WTGD throws himself on the gook grenade and utters his last phrase.
by Rhubarb on Aug 19, 2010 5:42 PM CDT

by South Side Expat on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

It got me in the mood to re-watch Fargo.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Prairie Home Companion is on my list for Saturday

Every Saturday, from 5 p.m. – 7 p.m. (Central Time) visit www.prairiehome.org to listen to a live audio Web stream of the show. You can hear a rebroadcast of the live stream on Sunday, from 11 a.m. – 1 p.m. (CT)

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, this.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

just found a pic of that carlpovanmoustache guy

hes in the middle

"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 20, 2010 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

They're showing off their range

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 20, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

omg

where is that from?

"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 20, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best comedy sketch show ever.

The commentary on the DVDs is even worth listening to several times.

WTGD throws himself on the gook grenade and utters his last phrase.
by Rhubarb on Aug 19, 2010 5:42 PM CDT

by South Side Expat on Aug 20, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

This has only been posted about 4 times this last month.

Please try and keep up with the inside jokes.

Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shows up in an episode of Arrested too

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

How did I miss this? This so FOUL!

I loved it dude. lol.

"it’s over, tdogg.

no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry

by Tdogg on Aug 20, 2010 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

i would rec this again if i could.

i keep coming back and reading it. probably ten times now.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2010 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

although i see you said "die mauer"

so perhaps you should be expecting a visit from the authorities.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I too would like to rec again. I should resurrect Shirleigh.

"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"

by homesickalien on Aug 21, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

eh

i thought she was a whoore.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Aug 21, 2010 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

eh.

You thought right.

"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"

by homesickalien on Aug 21, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've read this like 4 times now. And it needs a voice recording/playback feature.

Someone (qualified) should read this aloud and post it somewhere. I’m dead serious.

And it needs to be on the recommended fanposts section forever.

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah mine too.

I can’t find the line between Minnasota and Sweden.
I just start inserting random “borks”.

Time to call in the Q!avalry.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 23, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Really? My version devolves into Rob Roy fairly quickly.

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, I've spent a decent amount of time playing Starcraft2 this afternoon...

Everytime one of my buildings gets destroyed, I’ve yelled out “Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I can’t help it.

WTGD throws himself on the gook grenade and utters his last phrase.
by Rhubarb on Aug 19, 2010 5:42 PM CDT

by South Side Expat on Aug 21, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I love this.

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by Rhubarb, Aug. 19, 2010 5:59 PM

by winningugly on Aug 21, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that's funny.

Rec’d.

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by Rhubarb, Aug. 19, 2010 5:59 PM

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ask your students to read it out loud.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

must be why i don’t get it.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 25, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

the nort woods are full of log rolling bastards that talk just like this.

youbetcha, take a trip up there, its not too spendy.

"Hur coomes der trayne!"

by e-gus on Aug 26, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rec the "Christ on a stick".

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by Rhubarb, Aug. 19, 2010 5:59 PM

by winningugly on Aug 30, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

no points for 'spendy'?

aw c’mon

MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watch Fargo!

Great movie, absolutely hilarious and really captures the essence of most minnesotaints.

I was up there shortly after the movie came out. Anyone over 40 absolutely loved it because they knew it fit them to a T. Anyone under 25 hated it and claimed “Fer shure, we don’t talk like that, ya know.” Classic!

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Aug 27, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Too busy getting laid and drunk.

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by Rhubarb, Aug. 19, 2010 5:59 PM

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

In Minnesota, they don't exist.

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Aug 28, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

that would be minnesotans and yes, they do have that bad of an accent

though I’d like to expand on your spelling to make it minnesoTAINTS.

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Aug 25, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'll be pleased to know this is the first thing that pops into google when you type "Danner Gladden"

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 1, 2010 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

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