FTALC, it is SSS Part Deux on Yahoooooo!
Yep, we got us a barn burner that will waste more pitchers than Joe West, jack more homers than Pujols, Dunn and Votto, and strike out more than Weaver, Hernandez and Lincecum.
And, they will play better than ever this bunch. 
via www.polyvore.com
Here is the league snapshot:
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | Div | GB | Last Week | Waiver | Moves | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Division 1 | |||||||||
| 3. | Leapin Lizzardos | 130-129-21 | .502 | 42-33-9 | - | 8-5-1 | 10 | 78 | |
| 7. | The Drunks | 131-130-19 | .502 | 39-41-4 | - | 10-4-0 | 5 | 18 | |
| 8. | Ghost of Mike Caruso | 126-130-24 | .493 | 42-36-6 | 2.5 | 9-4-1 | 9 | 40 | |
| 10. | Panthers | 122-137-21 | .473 | 33-46-5 | 8 | 7-6-1 | 6 | 19 | |
| Division 2 | |||||||||
| 2. | Hang Whiffem | 143-114-23 | .552 | 48-30-6 | - | 4-10-0 | 12 | 36 | |
| 4. | Fightin Illini | 140-115-25 | .545 | 30-47-7 | 2 | 4-9-1 | 7 | 30 | |
| 5. | Bull Runners | 132-123-25 | .516 | 37-41-6 | 10 | 9-4-1 | 1 | 27 | |
| 9. | Slapping the Bass | 129-137-14 | .486 | 42-39-3 | 18.5 | 2-11-1 | 2 | 6 | |
| Division 3 | |||||||||
| 1. | SacksPackedW/Sox | 151-103-26 | .586 | 50-27-7 | - | 4-9-1 | 11 | 15 | |
| 6. | OneLoyalDawg | 133-127-20 | .511 | 36-42-6 | 21 | 6-7-1 | 8 | 20 | |
| 11. | Boys on the dock | 111-140-29 | .448 | 41-34-9 | 38.5 | 5-8-1 | 4 | 15 | |
| 12. | Aisle 4 Cleanups | 101-164-15 | .388 | 29-53-2 | 55.5 | 11-2-1 | 3 | - | |
The story so far, after Le Jumpe'
A la Keith Jackson:
"The wreckage of division 3 lies behind SacksPackedw/Sox. Hang Whiffem is preparing to step on the throat of the Fightin Illini and proclaim its dominance over the corpses of Division 2.
But, in the heroic, homeric, epic Division one- It comes down to this, the # 1 team, vs the the # 2 team. In one corner, the The Drunks, captained by Rhubarb. Anchored by Ubaldo Jimenez, Joey Votto and Ryan Braun, they prepare to stand toe to toe against the young upstart, the wild crazy insane move making Dr Emilio Lizardo and his LeapinLizzardos! They are led by Tim Lincecum, Paul Konerko, Chris Carpenter, and Chris Young.
The Drunks have the edge in offense, but LeapinLizzardo's pitching COULD shut them down. Of course, they have to play 2 other teams before the final week, where they go head to head, mano a mano, toe to toe and ass to mouth! (wait- strike that last one).
Who will win- watch this space for the play by play!
via abrwv.com
E-GUS EDIT: adding your other SSS fantasy standings
SSS yahoo part 1: The playoff field is all but set, as the top 4 teams jockey for position.
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | Div | GB | Last Week | Waiver | Moves | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Big Hurt Division | |||||||||
| 3. | e-gus Intimidators | 148-111-21 | .566 | 47-30-7 | - | 6-6-2 | 2 | 33 | |
| 7. | EthierSaidThanDone | 127-133-20 | .489 | 40-35-9 | 21.5 | 9-5-0 | 11 | 49 | |
| 9. | Option27 | 119-135-26 | .471 | 29-47-8 | 26.5 | 8-4-2 | 7 | 20 | |
| 12. | Team Hazy | 89-153-38 | .386 | 35-39-10 | 50.5 | 5-8-1 | 10 | 28 | |
| Baines Division | |||||||||
| 2. | Ball Busters | 150-109-21 | .573 | 42-37-5 | - | 10-4-0 | 12 | 39 | |
| 4. | Autopicking To 1st | 145-113-22 | .557 | 45-33-6 | 4.5 | 7-5-2 | 6 | 22 | |
| 5. | Pedrophile Moustache | 132-121-27 | .520 | 32-43-9 | 15 | 8-5-1 | 1 | 4 | |
| 8. | Put Me in Coach | 127-138-15 | .480 | 36-42-6 | 26 | 6-6-2 | 5 | 7 | |
| Bacon Division | |||||||||
| 1. | Hawkgasm | 157-103-20 | .596 | 43-37-4 | - | 5-7-2 | 8 | 36 | |
| 6. | KenWo | 131-134-15 | .495 | 40-39-5 | 28.5 | 4-8-2 | 3 | 10 | |
| 10. | usualsuspect | 117-144-19 | .452 | 41-38-5 | 40.5 | 5-9-0 | 9 | 63 | |
| 11. | furb's naturals | 101-149-30 | .414 | 33-43-8 | 51 | 4-10-0 | 4 | 1 | |
SSSUFS(CBS): Ed Farmer Hates Your Golf Course has taken the lead, likely for good with his impressive IP totals.
| Standings | Roster |
| FarmerHate | 4541.70 |
 DirtySS |
4469.00 |
| Illini | 4122.45 |
| CDLBalls | 3644.00 |
| Burger | 3640.40 |
| UGod | 3522.95 |
| Bort | 3366.90 |
| NationOfD | 3301.10 |
| TwoFour | 3248.05 |
| Shingo | 3079.15 |
| Catbird | 3068.10 |
| Tapeworm | 2926.95 |
| HalfNewson | 2897.05 |
| PaulCon | 1151.75 |
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