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The Division Race to Watch this Season


FTALC, it is SSS Part Deux on Yahoooooo!

Yep, we got us a barn burner that will waste more pitchers than Joe West, jack more homers than Pujols, Dunn and Votto, and strike out more than Weaver, Hernandez and Lincecum.

And, they will play better than ever this bunch. Bqcdaaaaawodanbnaaaabc5vdxqkfjhjzetfsw94m2hhzknbvzdxazeyrleaaaacawqkaxgaaaaec2l6zq_medium

via www.polyvore.com

 

Here is the league snapshot:

Rank   Team W-L-T Pct Div GB Last Week Waiver Moves
Division 1
3.   Leapin Lizzardos 130-129-21 .502 42-33-9 - 8-5-1 10 78
7.   The Drunks 131-130-19 .502 39-41-4 - 10-4-0 5 18
8.   Ghost of Mike Caruso 126-130-24 .493 42-36-6 2.5 9-4-1 9 40
10.   Panthers 122-137-21 .473 33-46-5 8 7-6-1 6 19
Division 2
2.   Hang Whiffem 143-114-23 .552 48-30-6 - 4-10-0 12 36
4.   Fightin Illini 140-115-25 .545 30-47-7 2 4-9-1 7 30
5.   Bull Runners 132-123-25 .516 37-41-6 10 9-4-1 1 27
9.   Slapping the Bass 129-137-14 .486 42-39-3 18.5 2-11-1 2 6
Division 3
1.   SacksPackedW/Sox 151-103-26 .586 50-27-7 - 4-9-1 11 15
6.   OneLoyalDawg 133-127-20 .511 36-42-6 21 6-7-1 8 20
11.   Boys on the dock 111-140-29 .448 41-34-9 38.5 5-8-1 4 15
12.   Aisle 4 Cleanups 101-164-15 .388 29-53-2 55.5 11-2-1 3 -

The story so far, after Le Jumpe'

A la Keith Jackson:

"The wreckage of division 3 lies behind SacksPackedw/Sox.  Hang Whiffem is preparing to step on the throat of the Fightin Illini and proclaim its dominance over the corpses of Division 2.

But, in the heroic, homeric, epic Division one- It comes down to this, the # 1 team, vs the the # 2 team.  In one corner, the The Drunks, captained by Rhubarb.  Anchored by Ubaldo Jimenez, Joey Votto and Ryan Braun, they prepare to stand toe to toe against the young upstart, the wild crazy insane move making Dr Emilio Lizardo and his LeapinLizzardos!  They are led by Tim Lincecum, Paul Konerko, Chris Carpenter, and Chris Young.

The Drunks have the edge in offense, but LeapinLizzardo's pitching COULD shut them down.  Of course, they have to play 2 other teams before the final week, where they go head to head, mano a mano, toe to toe and ass to mouth! (wait- strike that last one).

Who will win- watch this space for the play by play!

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via abrwv.com

E-GUS EDIT: adding your other SSS fantasy standings

SSS yahoo part 1: The playoff field is all but set, as the top 4 teams jockey for position.

Rank   Team W-L-T Pct Div GB Last Week Waiver Moves
Big Hurt Division
3.   e-gus Intimidators 148-111-21 .566 47-30-7 - 6-6-2 2 33
7.   EthierSaidThanDone 127-133-20 .489 40-35-9 21.5 9-5-0 11 49
9.   Option27 119-135-26 .471 29-47-8 26.5 8-4-2 7 20
12.   Team Hazy 89-153-38 .386 35-39-10 50.5 5-8-1 10 28
Baines Division
2.   Ball Busters 150-109-21 .573 42-37-5 - 10-4-0 12 39
4.   Autopicking To 1st 145-113-22 .557 45-33-6 4.5 7-5-2 6 22
5.   Pedrophile Moustache 132-121-27 .520 32-43-9 15 8-5-1 1 4
8.   Put Me in Coach 127-138-15 .480 36-42-6 26 6-6-2 5 7
Bacon Division
1.   Hawkgasm 157-103-20 .596 43-37-4 - 5-7-2 8 36
6.   KenWo 131-134-15 .495 40-39-5 28.5 4-8-2 3 10
10.   usualsuspect 117-144-19 .452 41-38-5 40.5 5-9-0 9 63
11.   furb's naturals 101-149-30 .414 33-43-8 51 4-10-0 4 1

 

SSSUFS(CBS): Ed Farmer Hates Your Golf Course has taken the lead, likely for good with his impressive IP totals.

FarmerHate 4541.70  
DirtySS 4469.00  
Illini 4122.45  
CDLBalls 3644.00  
Burger 3640.40  
UGod 3522.95  
Bort 3366.90  
NationOfD 3301.10  
TwoFour 3248.05  
Shingo 3079.15  
Catbird 3068.10  
Tapeworm 2926.95  
HalfNewson 2897.05  
PaulCon 1151.75  

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