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Sox Drop Series as Nova Eats Batters in 3-D

There's not much of a better way to wake up than seeing the greatest hitter in White Sox history honored before a very important game versus probably the most formidable opponent this year to date. After the beating the Sox handed Burnett on Friday, and the offensive outburst that gave us glimmers of hope yesterday, the series looked eminently winnable. However, the pale hose offense had woes of their own today, briefly taking the focus off the bullpen (yes, it is broken, and you read that on the front page), and plating only one run in a few key missed opportunities.

Floyd didn't bring his best stuff today, but it was surely enough to keep the White Sox in the game. A mistake pitch lead to a home run by Thames in the 2nd and a lead-off double by Cervelli and a single off the bat of Gardner in the 3rd accounted for the two runs allowed. Later, in the 5th, Gavin brought the balls into play, striking out Jeter on a quality curveball to end the inning with Gardner standing on second. Defensively, Alexei made a fantastic stop of a ball hit by Nunez down the middle, flipping to a barehanded Beckham to turn the double play in the second, and Beckham was in perfect position to field a Jeter line drive, doubling off Gardner an inning later. Large innings avoided.

Star-divide

On the other side of the contest, Nova looked very good results-wise. He relied on a steady offering of fastballs and curveballs, keeping the Sox off balance. Actually, Gameday showed those two pitches being used exclusively, with a lone changeup mixed in, through his entire outing. Juan Pierre played a good Juan Pierre for a moment, driving in Bacon from second with a Juan Pierre single to right in the 5th to cut the lead down to one. Juan Pierre also stole his 51st base, but Omar was just a little bit too much Vizquel, as he struck out to end the mini rally.

After Nova departed with two outs and Konerko on first our old friend Boone Logan came on, quickly gave up a hit, and handed the ball over to Kerry Wood. As much as I would have loved to write that Logan and Wood killed the Yankees today, it's more true that, after Wood threw a wild pitch and walked Alexei(!), Teahen pooped on my dreams. He tried to do too much with a fastball up in the zone and meekly grounded to first. No big inning there, either.

The battle of the bullpens was one of lowered expectations. Sale continues to impress, sending Gardner down swinging to end the 8th, stranding two. Jenks was again tasked to pitch more than one inning, and in a high leverage spot to boot. Bobby made it interesting, of course, with a throwing error to load the bases, but Vizquel fed a grounder to Beckham in the nick of time to end the threat.

Then there was the bottom of the 9th. Lillibridge made the first out, pinch-running for Konerko and attempting to steal second. What is there to say? I understand Ozzie not wanting to depend on Jones to get him over, but it's Ozzie's shit rooster in the first place. AJ has been pretty hot in August, and Ramirez has been known to do some damage. I would have put my eggs in that basket rather than risking another out on the basepaths while down by one. But Ozzie is Ozzie, hindsight is a dish best served cold, and the Sox couldn't tie it up. It happens.

It's getting later and later, and as gratifying as a win today would have been to preface the Twins shortcomings in Seattle, I doubt there are many of us that would have actually expected a series win. The Sox made it an interesting three games, no doubt, but interesting is not the end goal. Let's hope the Sox take their starting pitching and offensive talents to the shores of Lake Erie, and the Twins fall flat on their face during their upcoming nine-game homestand. Now that would be interesting.

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nice recap. but it only made me realize that the twins are going to be at home while we're going on the road.

and then I thought of last years road series to boston and new york at the end of the season that basically ended things. ugh.

what happens to SSS during the offseason?

by Jackkoho on Aug 29, 2010 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

good for maybe a win the rest of the season?

ya think?

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Aug 29, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like it!

There’s still time. Imagine 4+ weeks of Manny instead of Kotsay, Teahen, or Jones. No matter how you slice it you have to be pretty happy about this.

"Here's something: That if you want your father to think you're not a silly f*ck, don't slap a guy across the face with a glove. Because if you do that, that's what he will think. Unless you're a noble man or something in the nineteenth century. Which I am not." - Dave Spritz in The Weather Man

by Servant2LordBeckham on Aug 29, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

would love to see manny at dh instead of kotsay, teabag, or jones

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 29, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

MmmmManny.

There’s no way Manny would have not homered with the bases loaded in the 6th instead of Teahen’s little dribbler.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Aug 29, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

The all time leader in postseason home runs

Between the spark of new blood and facing the team in the cellar, I’ve got a good feeling about this Cleveland series. Manny and Vizquel were teammates in Cleveland, right?

Our manager wears 13, our closer sounds like Jinx, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Aug 29, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably too late

But at least it gives me another reason to enjoy watching the games.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 29, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep just saw that.

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 29, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

The club has determined it will move Ramirez to the Chicago White Sox, either by granting the White Sox’s waiver claim of last week or trading him, according to sources.

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 29, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

link

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Ajhk5AlgnfH1IUr.e9kF9MARvLYF?slug=ti-manny082910

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 29, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would be cool with gilmore going out west

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 29, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

especially since we have morel

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 29, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know what i meant

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 29, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes. give me your address so i can show you in person.

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 29, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

if you can't compare two kinds of fruit

are there any meaningful comparisons out there?

by rjhubs on Aug 29, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

fowl by location.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

We only respectable members of the blog to any kind of standard. - Grinder In Training

by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

gilmore is worthless.

if they want him, by all means take him.

by larry on Aug 29, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

which is exactly why i'd be cool with it

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 29, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather give up Gilmore

Still in A, and it’s not really telling if he’s gonna go much higher than maybe to the Barons. We can always draft another 3rd baseman next year anyway

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Aug 29, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Debbie Downer says

I don’t think it’s worth it.

by Gentleman Jim on Aug 29, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

And a bit of a twatnoodle.

"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112

by RWShow on Aug 29, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

And to add, Frank Thomas is the man.

I remember watching him when I was a teenager in the 90’s… at the on deck circle, instead of a bat, he’d swing a piece of rebar from Old Comiskey there to intimidate the opposing pitchers. That was a man you did NOT fuck with. Glad to see him have his day here.

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Aug 29, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

He's still someone who isn't to be trifled with, those are some broad fucking shoulders.

Great ceremony today. I’m glad when it clearly means as much to the player as it does to the rest of us.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

way too high

Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap

by blackoutsox on Aug 29, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sources said #Manny has indicated he would waive his no-trade clause even if he isn't compensated.

https://twitter.com/dylanohernandez/status/22484718737

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 29, 2010 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Manny Ramirez is headed to the Chicago White Sox on Monday is what is looking like a straight waiver claim

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 29, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reinsdorf just raised beer prices to $11 a beer

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 29, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

that's bad

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's good!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

dental plan!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

i see you could wake up a little earlier today

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

well done

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

So. Who gets sent down/away?

A) Lilliput
B) Andruuu
C) Kotsaydh
D) Jerry Owens

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Aug 29, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

B and C make the most sense

As they are redundant with Manny arriving. But I wouldn’t be shocked if it was Lillibridge.

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Aug 29, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Teahen playes first right?

in that case no need for Kotsay, Jones > Kotsay.

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Aug 29, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does it burn an option on Lillibridge to send him down?

If not, I would assume it is Lillibridge, but I doubt he would even leave the team. September call-ups are 2 days away.

by CatBrains on Aug 29, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless I'm mistaken, if Manny comes today, and is in the lineup tonight or tomorrow...

someone has to make room for him to play

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Aug 30, 2010 7:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

I mean physically leave the team.

He wouldn’t be eligible to play, but he would be in Cleveland for the next two days. Unless there are some MLB rules against this. Like maybe if he is optioned he HAS to report to the AAA team?

by CatBrains on Aug 30, 2010 7:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh. I see.

Yeah. It’s Lillibridger

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't this be the most likely scenario then?

I mean I doubt they are going to DFA Jones or Kotsay to get 2 days of Lillibridge.

by CatBrains on Aug 30, 2010 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes. or something similar.

which is why i told scotty 2.0 to prepare himself.

by larry on Aug 30, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

The could send down Harrell right?

He’s just filler and they could call somebody up in two days for emergency relief work if necessary.

by Gentleman Jim on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

that would be the something similar.

though it would likely be torres since he’s the one who has actually thrown lots of innings recently. of course, i’d imagine the white sox would be reticent to have less pitchers right now considering the performance of the pitching recently.

by larry on Aug 30, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

worst. birthday. ever.

i’ve been out of the loop the last two days but i did catch the results of the games yesterday and today.

so today i get the (and god love frank and the white sox but let’s tell it like it is) brutal jersey retiring ceremony, a white sox loss, and apparently the addition of manny ramirez.

i have four words to describe the pre game ceremonies (and no, the emotion is not lost on me, but seriously): shambolic ham and jam.

fucking HSA gets a perfect game and i get this?!?! BS.

ah, fuck it.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Aug 29, 2010 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I was wondering what the Yankees fans thought of the ceremony

Then I remembered that the Yankees have retired the number of a manager who couldn’t drive and a catcher who couldn’t fly.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 30, 2010 3:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

i didnt see it,

but from what i saw on wgn on sat, you woulda thought that the sox were on the road…i understand everyone and their mother is a yankee yankthese fan, but seriously, they were makin some noise in our house. WTF!?!

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I heard a lot of the Sox fans bolted mid-game Saturday.

The Yankees fans travel well. Probably easier to see them on the road than in Yankee Stadium.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 30, 2010 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Their choice of transportation is the bandwagon

No different than the sudden surge of “Red Sox fans” that came out of nowhere and now try to make the Cell their own. It’s easy to be loud when you have no shame.

My parents left the game early. Between getting there early for bobbleheads and watching the Yankees shake off signs, it was a six-hour long day. But they only left after the bottom of the eighth.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Robinson Cano is a big reason why Yankees games are 10 hours long

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

i would agree re the bandwagon

probably a lot of chicago residents who decided to start following the yankees/red sox. i have several friends who claim to be cubs/red sox fans.

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I avoid Yankees, Red Sox and Cubs games. I don't handle large numbers of opposing fans in "my park" very well.

I think I kind of find it embarrassing.

"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112

by RWShow on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the MB complete game on my bday this year!

sheesh!

"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"

by homesickalien on Aug 30, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now you are rubbing it in.

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by Rhubarb, Aug. 19, 2010 5:59 PM

by winningugly on Aug 30, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

embarrassing.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Aug 29, 2010 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Not embarrassing.

That’s the point. The Sox are who we thought they were, for lack of a better phrase.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Aug 30, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

futile.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Aug 29, 2010 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

you know what was fucking annoying?

knowing that the guy who just had his number retired and one of the guys that appeared at the ceremony (no not officer Karkovice) would have given you a better chance to win than a couple of guys in the lineup did.

No Teixeira, No Arod, No Pettitte, No Posada, No Marte… No problem. Can’t beat the fucking C team of the yankees. This game pissed me off more than any other this year….yes more than the Thome one. Jermaine Dye could do more than Andruw Jones yet Andruw was out in right field. Thomas would do better DH’ing than any of the jagoffs we have there (my thoughts were prior to manny coming)… So fucking aggravating.

And now I have to go back to work in the morning just in time to get razzed by my jagoff yankee fan coworker. Wonderful. Blah.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 30, 2010 12:30 AM CDT reply actions  

and fuck ozzie and his stupid stealing bases in dumb ass situations.

why in the fuck was lillibridge running on the first fucking pitch with nobody out. Of course he’s thrown out by 5 feet… then Jones actually gets a hit. What in the fuck are they doing?

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 30, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

"What in the fuck are they doing?"

Losing.

Who says I can’t contribute meaningful interweb analysis?

Anyway, I’m just happy that the Sox won’t be dealing Morel or Thompson to get Manny. The way transactions have been going lately, I was a little worried about that.

by hitlesswonder on Aug 30, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

If they would have dealt either of those guys for Manny

Even for a free of charge Manny, I would honestly stop being a Sox fan until Kenny Williams was fired.

by CatBrains on Aug 30, 2010 7:54 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know, KenWo.

I don’t know what they were doing. Trying to come up with runs in anyway possible, I suppose. Obviously, it didn’t work.

I feel for you, dealing with jagoff Yankee fans after this. Not much you can say in the White Sox defense.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Aug 30, 2010 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Billy Pierce would have twirled a two hit shutout.

Actually – watching Pierce and Fisk pull the curtain on Frank’s face was cool as hell. What can I say? I’m sentimental.

It was also nice to see the crowd’s love for JD.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 30, 2010 5:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Amen!

Billy lived on beating the Yankees.

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Aug 30, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love that marte gets thrown in with the star hitters

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 30, 2010 6:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yankee Fans,,, if it makes ya feel any better Kenwo

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Aug 30, 2010 3:42 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

that

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was at the game on Saturday. I saw three Yankees fans get ejected from the game...

… including one right next to me.

I was just right behind the right field wall, next to the visitors bullpen. Well, anytime a Yankees relief pitcher started to warm up, the Yankees fans would crowd their way over to take photos. The problem was that the bullpen was right next to an aisle. When the aisle got too crowded, the usher would politely ask them to return to their seats, which most of them did in a timely fashion.
 
Except in the 9th, when Mariano Rivera started warming up. The aisle got really crowed, and the usher asked for back up from security. All of a sudden, four huge security guys make their way down the aisle, which caused all but one Yankees fan to flee. Just prior, this big guy was trying to get all his buddies to take photos with him, as if it was their right to block the aisle from everyone. And not even the sight of security was going to make him budge. When one of the security placed his hand on the guy to guide him away from the aisle, the Yank started to freak out, screaming “Don’t touch me! Don’t you touch me!” He begin walking away, and it seemed like the security were just going to let him return to his seat. But then, he turned back at the security, and told them to “Fuck off!” The main security immediately radioed for back up, and the four big security guys zeroed in on the Yanker. He tried to put up a fight but was easily overpowered. There are sure to be some YouTube videos of this going down, dragging his ass out to great applause.

by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

While I agree with this in most cases,

I was at the game yesterday with my friend’s uncle who flew in from New York for the series. He’s a nice guy who just likes talking baseball with everyone sitting around him. Now, he is a loud and vocal supporter for the Yankees. He started out cheering for the Yankees right before the opening pitch and I hear multiple people behind us in different converstations referring to him as an A-hole. Some people went with some bantering back and forth, but generally the fans were pissed at him. The only negative thing he said all day was yelling at people to take their hats off for “God Bless America” to show some respect for their country.

I guess I was just disappointed with the general reaction of the fans around us.

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not like every team doesn't have good and bad fans.

But the Yankees have a LOT of bad fans. A majority, no doubt.

Time to call in the Q!avalry.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

i thought half the folks there had some idea what it meant to hang out

with 30,000 other people. plenty of suburban family folks there on a sunday though.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't get the "hats off" thing. It ain't the national anthem, and we don't remove our hats for "This Land Is Your Land" either.

Or “America” from West Side Story.

And especially the way it was butchered by that 13 year old!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Needed some help hitting the high notes.

I believe some folks in the gamethread volunteered for that duty.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Aug 30, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

All these overly “patriotic” people run around screaming about not respecting American and telling us what the founding fathers would or wouldn’t like about today. Well I can guarantee you most of them wouldn’t like a song that so overtly ties religion to patriotism.

Fuck that song and all it implies.

by CatBrains on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

You socialist-murxist prig!

Ruspuct yur guddamn cuntry! Americuh fuck yuh!

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

My Room 101

has Jim Thome constantly hitting walk-off homeruns in a Twins uniform.

by CatBrains on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

My Room 101

Has Ozzie Guillen forcing me to say Kotsay + Andruw = Quality DH

Why is this brainless, legless drunk still on my TV?-RWShow

by soxshenanigans on Aug 30, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'ts a sign of respect or admiration, that's all.

You should know this, your father wore one and taught you this. You take your hat off when entering someone’s house or when being introduced to someone. You also remove your hat while honoring your country. Fucking democrats……………

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Aug 30, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Aug 30, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you go blaming Democrats on this you twat.

One of the highest forms of respecting this country is saying “No, I’m not going to do something everyone else does, and I have that right.”

"Oneyipus Complex" by 3E8 on Aug 26, 2010 7:56 PM CDT

by South Side Expat on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

that shit is so 70's.

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Aug 31, 2010 6:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

respect for country

thats one thing i can agree with despite team legiance… when i was at the game in minneapolis this was one thing that thoroughly pissed me off! there were several people walking around the concourse during the national anthem, and it made me cringe. i stared one girl down who was tryin to b line her fatass for some nachos before first pitch till she finally stopped to stand still and observe.

fuckin royals fans would always close “land of the brave and home of the free chiefs.” that severely pissed me off, but theyve toned that down alot this season…i can appreciater their frustration with a shitty ball club, not that the chiefs are much better, but dont defecate on our patriotism. ironically i bet most of the people that pull shit like that are tea baggers and far right leaning republicans…fuckin assholes!!!

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

The National Anthem has no business at sporting events

just because it has been there (since World War II, anyways…)

by Gentleman Jim on Aug 30, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

i disagree

i mean i see the ploy of inducing a false sense of patriotism among most, but if thats the only time that the masses are reminded to be grateful for our freedoms, have pride in our homeland, and remember those that have sacrificed for us, then so be it.

out of curiosity, why do you think it has no business in such events?

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've often though the same.

/runs off to watch Carlin’s entire collection.

There’s a difference between having pride and being thankful. I am thankful I was lucky enough to be born here and that others have sacrificed themselves to allow me the chance to live as much of a consumerist lifestyle as I should choose. This is a great country in many, many ways.

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Aug 30, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

and thats why

i listed being grateful first…the pride thing comes second and though i dont know you im willing to bet that the pride part plays a very important role in the consumerist decisions you make. i know it does mine.

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that's why

you always leave a note.

Time to call in the Q!avalry.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 30, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

FYF and FGBA.

I’m the one grabbing a sausage with my hat on.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Aug 30, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure we already knew you were a sausage grabber.

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Aug 30, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Take your hats off for God Bless America?

Who the fuck is this asshole?!?

Fuck him, first of all, for telling someone to take their hat off. He isn’t Chairman Mao, FFS.

Second, God Bless America sucks. There, I said it. So fuck him for acting like that song isn’t a pile of shit. God Bless America can’t hold America the Beautiful’s jock strap.

It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT

by rhythm on Aug 30, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yep.

"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"

by homesickalien on Aug 30, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

btw, America the Beautiful sung by Ray Charles will almost always put me in tears.

"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"

by homesickalien on Aug 30, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

btw

my respect for country rant was only geared towards the national anthem, not gba…

cat brains i hate the assholes that use that founding fathers argument…those old decrepit fucks know nothing of the obstacles we face today.

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

obstacles

that can be helped with a big ol’ dose of jesus?

by craigws on Aug 30, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome Man Ram

Now help us make up at least 1.5 games by Sept 14th!

"it’s over, tdogg.

no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry

by Tdogg on Aug 30, 2010 8:42 AM CDT reply actions  

4.5 games wouldn't be frowned upon either,

git r done!

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Aug 30, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

mannyhood! or wood!

Hope he’s not writing the 2011 White Sox Anal too. -Sox Machine

by Jack M on Aug 30, 2010 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would prefer Manny Good.

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by Rhubarb, Aug. 19, 2010 5:59 PM

by winningugly on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

works for me!

Hope he’s not writing the 2011 White Sox Anal too. -Sox Machine

by Jack M on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wesley Crusher isn't pleased with our new DH
Manny Ramirez’ final act as a Dodger: ejected for arguing strikes while pinch hitting with the bases loaded. Good riddance, you douchebag.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Heh. The mistake they made was keeping him around AFTER their postseason run.

We wont make the same mistake. I hope to god.

Time to call in the Q!avalry.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Get me Carlos Baerga!"

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

USA Today's Bob Nightengale
#mlb #whitesox #dodgers Manny is on way to Cleveland. Should be in Sox lineup tonite.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Wait. Cleveland?

We didn’t get him?

;) What a marvelous coming out party for him, in effing Cleveland, where the fans are stoked with hatred for all major league sports.

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by Rhubarb, Aug. 19, 2010 5:59 PM

by winningugly on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

quick

billyok or someone photoshop omar and manny on here

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Prob because they lack

professional sports

"it’s over, tdogg.

no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry

by Tdogg on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

line-up tonight includes manny and kotsay

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 AM CDT reply actions  

my brain just exploded

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

and 24-7 worship of jayhawks basketball couldn't?

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

too far from lawrence

it’s nice

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

however

sbn coverage of the illini on sites like off tackle empire and sbn chicago is just pissing me off beyond belief.

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

at least they cover it

the little illini coverage i’ve been able to find on the interwebs is absolute garbage. for a school with such a large enrollment, you’d think there’d be a legitimate site/blog. the inside illini board is completely insane: too homerific and not crass enough. the sbnation illini site is awful, pretty weak analysis and not much participation. frank the tank seemed okay but it isn’t updated much.

generally, the big ten doesn’t have much in terms of quality sites from what i gather. michigan and iowa seem to do okay though. i’d imagine penn state and ohio state probably have decent sites as well.

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

hail to the orange isn't great

but at least joe tries. the bias on sbn chicago is outrageous.

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

true

awful probably isn’t a fair statement. i do appreciate the effort to at least cover the illini. i guess i’m just surprised that there isn’t a very good illinois-centric site. i’m sure colin is eating this up, the bastard.

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

big football program + world's largest number of alumni

the odds were in favor of michigan being well blogged

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

good big college sports blogs are still pretty few in number

i can only think of a handful that manage both entertaining and top end analysis. there aren’t that many that do one or the other for that matter. and the ones that do feature excellent (or formerly excellent) football programs for the most part.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

true

it seems like there isn’t much in terms of cbb at all. most of the good sites are focused on football; which illinois hasn’t really excelled at since before WW II. i guess alumni base probably isn’t enough to garner a strong following. I could have sworn Illinois had the largest alum base (or is at least very near the top). then again, “alumni base” can probably be defined and gamed in plenty of ways.

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

MSU is finally being covered well

and they’re in the top ten largest campuses. So it’s probably just a matter of time, really.

and honestly, UofI got screwed that John Gasaway is so good.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

any idea why college sports aren't covered as much?

i would think that with player turnover in college atheltics being what it is, things become a bit more difficult. though with the exposure high school recruiting is getting these days, that has to be a mitigating factor to some degree. i would think that as an alumnus of an actual school, you would tend to identify more with your alma mater than a professional franchise, where allegiance is typically based upon geography. although that may not be true at all – most of my friends that went to school out east where college sports weren’t very popular definitely identify more with professional football/baseball franchises.

i didn’t discover big ten wonk till gasaway basically left, so i didn’t read much of his big ten stuff. while leitch isnt the greatest writer in the world, i’m basically left waiting for him to write anything about the illini.

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's probably because the audiences are smaller

There are only 30 MLB teams. Let’s say 1/10 of the US population cares enough to read a blog about their team. That is over 1MM people/team on average.

There are hundreds of colleges. Even if you limit it to the major conferences, it is still far more teams than any of the pro leagues.

by joewho112 on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

i didnt even think of that.

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

the number of colleges people really care about in sports

is about the same as in pro sports. the recently and historically good teams from the SEC, B10, B12 and P10 are not that numerous.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

But all the people who went to the non-historically good schools are probably less likely to care about the good schools thus diffusing the audience

For example, I went to Illinois and still root for Illinois. As a result, I’m not going to look blogs about Michigan or OSU or any of the other regularly good schools. Since Illinois is infrequently in contention as an elite team, I also don’t have enough interest to seek out Illinois blogs.

I would bet there are plenty of people in the same boat

by joewho112 on Aug 30, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

there are plenty of folks who live in states without

a baseball team. but since baseball teams can efficiently move to wherever the fans already are, they have more.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes but the fanses of those few teams

Is much smaller. For example, I live in Illinois, but it’s not like I care about Northwestern, UofI or nearby Notre Dame.

I realize some people just root for any team near them and there are exceptions like Notre Dame which has a fan base all over, but a lot of people will only pay attention to a college they went to. I think everyone feels like they can root for a pro team, most people don’t feel right rooting for a college they have no connection to.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 30, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

the best teams get plenty of non-grad fans

ever heard of Walmart Wolverines?

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Of course the best teams do

Obviously I realized this, as I suggested there are exceptions, Michigan would obviously be one of them. Same as USC, Ohio State, Texas and Nebraska among others. Still think they have less bandwagon fans than pro teams do.

There are a lot of people like me who would not support a school they didn’t go to. Where as pro teams, I think there is much less stigma from the overall population.

And the people who make up blogs, are often the most diehard fans. It’s hard to be a diehard fan for a school you didn’t go to in my opinion. And yes, I realize people out there break that mold, but I think there are more that don’t though.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 30, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think you'd be surprised what kind of followings

exist for college football programs by guys who never went to the school. i would guess a third of mgoblog readers are that type. maybe only a quarter. and the farther south you go, the more likely that’s the case.

in michigan, if you don’t go to State or UM but you like football, you end up in one camp or the other. and in ohio, it’s all ohio state, regardless of where or if you go to college. i’m guessing that’s the model in the south, actually.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

UF, so I understand

There are a lot of people who follow the team that have no connection whatsoever.

I still just don’t think I could relate to following a school I didn’t go to. I think there are a lot of people out there like me who feel that way. Whereas a pro team, that stigma doesn’t exist.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 30, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you went to central michigan

you’d probably feel differently. at least if you grew up digging college sports.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

townies compose a ridiculous amount of college fanbases

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Aug 30, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

and like colin said, the further south you go, the more of that there is.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Aug 30, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

fewer.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Aug 30, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

less

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Aug 31, 2010 6:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

i would think

that’s absolutely how it works in the south. especially with there being much fewer pro franchises (outside of southern florida/atlanta).

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Aug 30, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats absolutely how it was in georgia

Id say only 1 in 5 dawg fans went to school there.

"Hur coomes der trayne!"

by e-gus on Aug 30, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

also: who reads team specific pro football blogs?

most of what i’ve seen have been pretty uninspiring and not particularly good. worse than college football.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are usually bad

I prefer whole nfl ones.

"it’s over, tdogg.

no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry

by Tdogg on Aug 30, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually i'm not convinced that college sports aren't covered just as

well as, say, pro football. say what you want about alexa and technorati, but they seem to agree. from what i can tell, baseball has the best blogging, then probably basketball, then college sports, then football.

i assume quality is in a pretty consistent ratio with quantity…though baseball might be an exception thanks to sabermetrics.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

now that i think of it

i can see that. while i can think of more quality sites for baseball, i can at least come up with a similar number of sites for pro basketball/football as i can for collegiate sports. i agree with pro football being the worst. outside of FO, i don’t regularly check many nfl sites. although pro football is also my least favorite pro sport, so i really haven’t looked very hard.

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Aug 30, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think pro football being my least favorite

has plenty to do with the quality of the reading material. i have a whole category in my g-reader devoted to football x’s and o’s blogs. when they aren’t linking out to other x’s and o’s types, they link to college blogs or smart football.

there are even college football blogs specifically devoted, more or less, to explaining the team’s playbook and techniques. i’m not familiar with similar pro sites.

Fireworks: Bang?

by colintj on Aug 30, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i've found the same to be true

although i tend to look more for quality of writing/team specific coverage, the strategy stuff i’ve seen has been very impressive.

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Aug 30, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't get the Jones hate

He’s OPSing over a hundred points higher than Kotsay and is having his best season in the last four. He’s a bargain basement player and actually useful off the bench, plus he provides some pop in a pinchhitting role. If you hate Jones, it can only be because you expected much more before the season, or after he luckboxed the early part.

by Gentleman Jim on Aug 30, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

But clearly

keeping Kotsay on the team isn’t necessary with Teahen back. Since there are spots I can imagine Andruw as a PH and I cannot imagine this for Kotsay (plus, I want Kotsay gone so Ozzie doesn’t use him instead of Ramirez vs righties, a half-joking concern), I don’t see any reason to keep Kotsay on the team.

by Gentleman Jim on Aug 30, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

not even paulie makes that run-saving stop in the 9th yesterday

one play obviously doesn’t justify his presence on the roster, but food for thought

by moroots on Aug 30, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK

so we should keep Kotsay in as a defensive replacement for the late innings when we pinchrun for Konerko.

by Gentleman Jim on Aug 30, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't fuck with my soul

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Has it not already ben crushed?

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by Rhubarb, Aug. 19, 2010 5:59 PM

by winningugly on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

"been"

Ben Crushed is my radio name.

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by Rhubarb, Aug. 19, 2010 5:59 PM

by winningugly on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

i thought it was your pornstar name

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think he uses the same for both.

Makes his radio shows more popular.

Time to call in the Q!avalry.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Works for me.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Aug 30, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

The oft-dumped radio cousin to Dan Savage.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Aug 30, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

dtfma boys

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are kidding, right...?

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Manny: DH, Kotsay: RF, Teahan: 3B.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh. Jones: CF

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon man.

This isn’t very nice…I must have some bad caramel

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

manny's new nick name: instant caramel

gonna get you

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's awful.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Aug 30, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boston and Cleve

Need some bad caramel.

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I feel all tingly inside...like when we got Griffey Jr.

"He will play hard for Ozzie. He will give it everything he's got." - Hawk Harrelson on Manny's work ethic should he come to the Sox

by tailgater on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 AM CDT reply actions  

Only gas. Disregard.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're right...it passed...dangummit

"He will play hard for Ozzie. He will give it everything he's got." - Hawk Harrelson on Manny's work ethic should he come to the Sox

by tailgater on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who's got Photoshop?

We need a “Manny as Savior” image…stat!

"He will play hard for Ozzie. He will give it everything he's got." - Hawk Harrelson on Manny's work ethic should he come to the Sox

by tailgater on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 AM CDT reply actions  

Can it include this?

"Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was okay to give me. Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy. Under the policy that mistake is now my responsibility. I have been advised not to say anything more for now. I do want to say one other thing; I’ve taken and passed about 15 drug tests over the past five seasons.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

He can take 8 drugs as fas as I am concerned if he gets us to the postseason

JUST DONT GET CAUGHT!

"it’s over, tdogg.

no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry

by Tdogg on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jabez Stone?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong I want him here

But he just fucked up and miss timed his cycle and thus got caught. The Women’s Fertility drugs are to help get the hormones back in check. You need to run what is called “Post Cycle Therapy” when you are juicing.

by 815Sox on Aug 30, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 30, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus 1

but i hope this doesnt anger #15

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

incredible work!

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Aug 30, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010

by Shoeless In SC on Aug 30, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what's better, the DH hydra,

Or Jamie chillin there.

Time to call in the Q!avalry.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 30, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice Job, Hieronymus Bosch!

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Aug 30, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh eff yes, EFF YES!

"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"

by homesickalien on Aug 30, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

the cool thing about those

is that hats not included so you can ebay it when we dump him after the WS

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhh...the rasta stoner

with the expensive smart phone!

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

duh

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trustafarians

Are good people to make friends with when poor on tour…

by 815Sox on Aug 30, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

If you are the big tree Twinn, let me tell you that
We are the small axe, sharp and ready
Ready to cut you down (well sharp)
To cut you down

by moroots on Aug 30, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Tannenbaum, Oh Tannenbaum!

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm A Rocker

“Dreadlocks flying through the air, do you love me”?

(Song starts about 1:10):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky8YLSnqNnY

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

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"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have no

statistics to back up this observation, but it seems as if the Sox struggle at the plate big time every time they face a new, untested pitcher. Once they see a guy a few times they usually do OK against them.

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Aug 30, 2010 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks Larry

Don’t you have a job? – LOL

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Aug 30, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

took you that long to realize that?

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Aug 30, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah - I gues

I just never paid attention.

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Aug 30, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a link.

why would that imply i don’t have a job.

by larry on Aug 30, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could work the night shift

I suppose, but it’s 10:30 Am here on Left Coast and my superior math calculation tells me it’s 12:30 PM in the Midwest. I suppose you could be on lunch break however your frequent comments and posts leads one to wonder.

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Aug 30, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have the site open on my computer.

i’ve probably made comments totaling 200 words over five hours. i guess i must be some kind of super multi-tasker to accomplish that.

by larry on Aug 30, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quick, billy, photoshop a cape and a boner!

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Aug 30, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Relax

Just giving some Chicago style shit. I do appreciate your input.
Quite a few years ago when I lived in Tucson a bunch of my Chicago buddies got together for an informal reunion. A friend from Tucson pulled me aside after listening to our typical sarcastic banter and he asked: “You guys are friends?”

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Aug 30, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm employed.

just not terribly motivated today.

Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.

by Illini0509 on Aug 30, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

How slow do you read? Or type..

I’d think a large % of the people here posting are at work. I know I am. I think most people are far more active while at work if anything, because it means they have a computer in front of them.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 30, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I post from work and home

takes 5 minutes to quickly check the comments and or read something… I have zero motivation for anything today so this helps.

by 815Sox on Aug 30, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

No- not a fast typer

though I was a company clerk while in the Army but like Larry I’m doing others tasks while perusing the intertubes.

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Aug 30, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129384107

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey even though

I’m not a fast typer I can copy and paste with the best of them.

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Aug 30, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

no no no

that wasnt meant to slam you… i was just passin it on…all our heads are gonna explode one of these days

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I make 100 calls a day and average a little over 3 hours of phone time, in fact I am on a call right now...

I put together Der Twain while working, as you can see it was posted at 4:59pm. I hit Post and jetted.

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Aug 30, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

you haven't lived

until you have posted on SSS while being yelled at by an unmedicated crazy person

by 815Sox on Aug 30, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

larry hasnt yelled at you yet?

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 30, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure he has

My initiation at this site was messy, the OPOS club was much more venemous two years ago.

However they don’t have shit on lets say a Schizo with a personality disorder on top…

by 815Sox on Aug 30, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

larry is highly medicated.

"Inferstructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by Rhubarb, Aug. 19, 2010 5:59 PM

by winningugly on Aug 30, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

tweets

cst_sox
  
Sox will pay Manny until 2013 – KW – "If we’re all wearing rings from 2010, there won’t be much complaining.

Manny will wear No. 99 – so says a clubhouse birdie.

Kotsay on losing playing time – "This game is not about feelings.’’ Kotsay is all for Manny.

"The game's out there and it's play or get played..."

by Air Raid Siren Stan on Aug 30, 2010 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Great recap, TP. Thanks.

"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"

by homesickalien on Aug 30, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply