The Fall: A Baltimore Orioles Preview
A brief look at an opponent we play this weekend.
Dates we play them: 8/6-8/9 @ Baltimore, 8/24-8/26 at home
Offense: A potential lineup: Brian Roberts-2B, Nick Markakis-RF, Ty Wigginton-1B, Luke Scott-DH, Adam Jones-CF, Felix Pie-LF, Matt Wieters-C, Josh Bell-3B, Cesar Izturis. Bench: Julio Lugo-MI, Jake Fox-C, Corey Patterson-OF.
Oh Baltimore. What happened? How did you fall to 28th in runs scored this season? That .704 OPS is probably the answer. Brian Roberts finally returned to active duty July 23, having been on the DL with an abdominal strain since April 10. It seems weird trying to judge his season over 56 PA. Age seemed to be catching up with him somewhat last season, and these injuries can't have helped. He's still fast and has good pop for a second baseman, and should remain good to decent for at least a few more years. It seems that Nick Markakis isn't going to live up to his full potential. He followed up his amazing 2008 season (6.3 WAR) with a disappointing 2009 (2.2 WAR). His power continues to decline (.145 ISO) and he has now had two consecutive seasons of below average defense. Ty Wigginton came out of the gates on fire, with an OPS of 1.086 in April and .877 in May. Unfortunately for Andy MacPhail, he cratered the next two months. This is why Ty is still in Birdland. He's walking more this season than he ever has before, and is showing some decent power. His defense, ick. It wouldn't be shocking to see him in Camden again next season, as Brandon Snyder really hasn't been crushing the ball in the minors. Luke Scott is the O's best hitter, and it shocks me that they didn't trade him away last week. Why hold on to him when you won't compete this or next season? Scott has been murdering the ball this season, to the tune of a .290 ISO. He is a great left-handed bat, and it would have been great to see him in the black and white.
Adam Jones has been a bit of a letdown this season. While he's played better defense, he's walking even less and hitting for less power. If he can't get his OBP over .330, he'll never be much more than average. He still has a great shot at an All-Star career, but he needs to get going and fast. Felix Pie rounds out the trio of disappointing outfield seasons. Much like Jones, his walks and power are done. Unlike Jones though, he has played atrocious defense this year (UZR small sample sizes being noted). Pie is the kind of player that is a fringe starter on bad teams, which the Orioles happen to be. I realize this post just seems like me hating on the Orioles, but I do like them and their players. They are just having an abysmal year. Matt Wieters hitting numbers may not look as good as last season's, but that is what happens when you somehow manage a .356 BABIP over 385 PA. He has upped his walk rate 3% and cut his strikeout rate by 3.7% though, which are much more encouraging. He is still only 24, and is good defensively. He may never be Carlos Santana with the bat, but he will most likely be a top 5 AL catcher for the next couple seasons. Josh Bell probably could have used some more time in the minors. He backslid some at Norfolk this year, but still earned his call-up last month. Bell was a great return for George Sherill, and the number one hitting prospect in the system should pick it up as the season goes on. Lord knows he can't hit much worse. Miguel Tejada becoming a Padre clears his path. Cesar Izturis is a utility man who has had a starting role in Baltimore the past two seasons due to the lack of a viable alternative. He is nothing to worry about.
Pitching: A potential rotation and closer: Kevin Millwood-RHP, Jeremy Guthrie-RHP, Brian Matusz-LHP, Jake Arrieta-RHP, Brad Bergesen-RHP, and Alfredo Simon-CL.
When you combine the third worst offense in baseball with the worst pitching staff in baseball (in terms of R/G), you get the worst record in baseball. Kevin Millwood has already allowed 23 homeruns, with 2 months left in the season. He is pitching the worst season of his career, and if he isn't injured and not telling anyone I will eat my hat (I like that old-timey phrase). He throws a high-80's fastball, a slider, a curve, and a changeup. None of them are plus pitches anymore. He is an incredibly expensive and bad fifth starter. Jeremy Guthrie has been the true default ace of the rotation, being the only one with an ERA+ over 100 (it currently sits at 101). The half-Japanese Mormon (which has nothing to do with anything other than being really cool to me) seems to go relatively unnoticed despite pitching decently each year. On a good team, he's a fourth or fifth starter you love to have. He does tend to have problems with the longball, which the Sox can take full advantage of. He throws a low-90's fastball, a slider, a change, and the occasional curveball. His fastball and slider have both been plus pitches in the past. Matusz, the lone southpaw, has the brightest future. He was ranked the number 5 prospect in baseball by BA this preseason. When he gets a little bit more control, he will be lights out. He throws a low-90's fastball, a changeup, a curveball, and a slider. Though it hasn't seemed it this season, his changeup is his money pitch. Jake Arrieta was the number 5 prospect in the system this winter, due in large part to his nasty slider. His control has been awful in the majors, but this wasn't exactly unexpected. He struggled with his command in the minors and is only 24. He has a low-90's fastball, a slider, a curveball, and a changeup. All have been scouted as above-average. Brad Bergesen has not followed up his debut season very well. After the embarrassing pre-season injury during a commercial shoot, he just has not bounced back. The .339 BABIP hasn't helped much. He throws a high-80's fastball, a slider, a changeup, and a curveball. Alfredo Simon took over as closer when Mike Gonzalez proved that he lacks the ability to not hurt himself. He does not have nearly good enough control to remain in the role long term. He throws a mid-90's fastball, a split finger, a changeup, and a curveball.
Outlook: The AL East is a lot like chess. Now look, check it, it's simple, it's simple. Now, the king, he move one space any direction he damn choose, 'cause he's the king. Like this, this, this, a'ight? You see this? This the queen. She smart, she fast. She move any way she want, as far as she want. And she is the go-get-shit-done piece. And this over here is the castle. Like the stash. It can move like this, and like this. These right here, these are the pawns. They like the soldiers. They move like this, one space forward only. Except when they fight, then it's like this. Look, the pawns, man, in the game, they get capped quick. They be out the game early. Unless they some smart-ass pawns. So far, the Orioles have not been some smart-ass pawns. Prediction: 5-2 season series.
Go check out Camden Chat, and no, that last paragraph wasn't the only Wire reference in the article.
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Ah shit, U-God’s post already derailed. What the fuck did I do?
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
one day for me was last off season
it was pooty goo
its time for the come to Jesus moment and admit Kotsay's time has long passed. -tdogg
Im NEVER going to WATCH it
never
something tells me even the mafia wouldn't call on greg walker if a hit was needed.
-MarketMaker
You're not missing much.
It’s like Everyone Love Raymond, but with crime.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 6, 2010 2:30 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that the Asian version of "Everybody Loves Raymond"?
ROR.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2010 6:09 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ask your biz partner.
;-)
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
It's the Gob version.
“Check out banner, wu!” Or “Family Love wu.”
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 6, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Heyyy...I like Everybody Loves Raymond...
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 6, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Never seen it.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
better than Sopranos? Dexter? Breaking Bad?
might have to watch it.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
yes, si, and dah
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Especially if uou an Italian.
Absolutely fantastic.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2010 3:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i always thought he was jewish?
all the jews love wu-tang.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 6, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
doubtful that it is better than dexter
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 6, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe you should watch it.
Seasons 1 and 4 of Dexter were good, but 2 and 3 were trash. Just a bunch of awful one-note characters and Michael C. Hall acting badass.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
the book ended at season 1.
and it was changed for tv for whatever thats worth.
not a bad read.
that one funny thing that guy said yesterday
i watched the first 5 or 6 episodes of season 1, never got to finish it...
apparently it picks up from your reactions.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 6, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh, Dexter isn't that great
It’s a solid show and Michael C Hall is great. In fact, normally it’s great when he is on screen. The problem is everything else and the AWFUL character that is his sister. What an awful, awful television character.
so in other words
morgan ruins it for you.
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 6, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, it's no Sex in the City.
Just kidding.
I’d have to really think to see if I’d agree that the Wire is the best written show in the past two decades. It’s hard to compare it to pure comedies like Seinfeld or Arrested Development, or satire serials like Buffy, all of which were written very well..
Even comparing appIes to apples, I’m not completely sold that the Wire is the best. I guess the main “problem” I have with the Wire (and I loved the show, by the way), it that it was inconsistent. Season One was very good but not better than (say) the better seasons of Homicide or the Shield. Season 2 was merely good. Seasons 3 and 4 were flawless — better than anything I’ve seen on TV. Season 5 was barely even OK. How does that compare to Homicide or the Shield, which were not as good at their bests, but better at their worsts? Don’t know.
by BridgeportJoe on Aug 6, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
The Wire
is brilliant as a requiem for the American City. I thought Seasons 1-4 were all brilliant, and particularly would make a case for Season 2 because of its focus on the disappearance of work. I also think that the Wire is great because it creates empathy for all characters, and it shows in many places what unfettered capitalism looks like. I agree that Season 5 was weak, largely because David Simon had too many scores to settle with the Baltimore Sun. It had a two-dimensional simplicity to it that the others avoided.
Season 4
Was the best single season I have ever seen.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
That's what the critics say, and I'm inclined to agree.
Of all the seasons, Season 4 was the only one I watched over a 13-week HBO season, and I think I lost a lot of its impact that way. I watched others in the course of a couple of days. My wife gave me the whole set last Christmas, but I haven’t yet sat down to rewatch Season 4.
breaking bad season 3 was bad ass
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Breaking Bad is the best show since the Wire, so there's that.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Season 1 of Mad Men was better than season 1 of Breaking Bad
So of course I thought Mad Men was the better show. Season 2 of each I will call a near wash. Both had their great moments, both had some meandering moments. However, Breaking Bad finished the season much stronger, so I was starting to question which was my favorite.
Then season 3 of Mad Men came along and reasserted itself as the best show on television. The last 3 episodes were some of the most cathartic, gripping drama I have ever seen, Wire included.
But then season 3 of Breaking Bad came out and despite a few episodes of meandering, by the end I was taken to a place of so much moral quandary that I was emotionally taxed beyond what I thought TV could do.
So what is better, Breaking Bad or Mad Men? And are either even close to The Wire? In the end I don’t really care. They are all great and I am just so happy to live in a time where TV has become such a force for story telling because I think it is potentially a better medium than Film.
(Also worth mentioning: Deadwood and The Shield)
i love that box set
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Agreed.
Though just barely. Season 3 was also really, really amazing.
Other great seasons in TV history:
Buffy Seasons 3 and 5.
Mad Men Season 1.
The Sopranos season where Janice straps it on and then kills her husband.
by BridgeportJoe on Aug 6, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
You're supposed to hate her.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I start to question the validity of the wire love when I see the word Buffy multiple times.
by Trooper on Aug 6, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do not sleep on Buffy
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
I'd gladly sleep on buffy, but that's not what I meant :)
don’t get me wrong. most of the WB shows were entertaining, I just dunno about them producing anything close to best ever status.
That's just it.
It’s what I mean by “apples to apples” comparison. Is the Wire better than Seinfeld? Or the early Law and Order? How can you even compare a narrative-based urban crime drama with a “comedy about nothing” with a criminal justice procedural?
In that vein, Buffy took two completely different genres (high school soap opera and monster story), combined them, and ended up with probably the most astute commentary about young adulthood you’ll ever see. Is it as socially powerful as the Wire? Of course not. But it’s a lot funnier, and most of the time, somewhat cleverer — and I’d posit, for a huge swath of the population, a lot more relevant.
(All of that said, like the Wire, it was wildly inconsistent. The only “great” seasons were 3 and 5; season 2 was very good; seasons 1 and 6 were watchable but uneven; and seasons 4 and 7 weren’t really even watchable.)
Also, just to throw it out there: True Blood. No, it’s not great. Yes, the cultural metaphors are pretty heavy-handed, and no, the directors can’t pull them off as deftly or as humorously as Joss Whedon did on Buffy.
But. Lots and lots of sex involving hot women (and Anna Pacquin, but that’s kind of cool in and of itself). And cool vampires. And, again, the hot naked women.
by BridgeportJoe on Aug 6, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
In order:
The Wire, season 2.
Simpsons, season 4.
Seinfeld, season 4.
Arrested Development, season 2.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 6, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, someone else who has a love for Season 2.
I got your back Ziggy!
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
quantum leap season 1?
its time for the come to Jesus moment and admit Kotsay's time has long passed. -tdogg
the Fall Guy
all of it.
its time for the come to Jesus moment and admit Kotsay's time has long passed. -tdogg
Plot:
Lee Majors plays Colt Seavers, a Hollywood stunt man who moonlights as a bounty hunter.
its time for the come to Jesus moment and admit Kotsay's time has long passed. -tdogg
The truck
Colt’s truck was an early 1980s GMC 4×4 pickup. It had a 6-inch lift and 35-inch Dick Cepek off-road tires mounted on a 16-inch chrome wagon style wheel. The truck also had a custom-made chrome roll bar mounted with 4 off-road lights, and a custom chrome grille guard mounted with 2 off-road lights and a Warn winch. One unusual characteristic was a secret compartment in the truck’s bed, which was used to stash away villains or to hide weapons.
The vehicle was painted brown and tan two-tone; it had an eagle painted on the hood with the phrase “Fall Guy Stuntman Association” underneath. The truck was very often involved in high-speed chases and huge jumps.
its time for the come to Jesus moment and admit Kotsay's time has long passed. -tdogg
and the crescendo
the theme song sung by Lee Majors himself.
Are we all in agreement that the early 80s was the high water mark for american sitcoms? the fall guy, the muppet show, the incredible hulk, dukes of hazzard, threes company, sanford & son.
its time for the come to Jesus moment and admit Kotsay's time has long passed. -tdogg
this
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I made a half-assed attempt several years back, but just wasn't into it.
Tragic, considering that 60 percent of the jokes on this site are tangentially related to it.
"I'll worry about the shit rooster they put together because they have no money"
- joewho112
I'm in the same boat.. I never have any idea what people are talking about.
I really need to get on this Netflix the kids are talking about.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
netflix is invaluable
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
so are torrents
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
IT'S EITHER PLAY, OR GET PLAYED.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
needs more hamsterdam
its time for the come to Jesus moment and admit Kotsay's time has long passed. -tdogg
ozzie should favor thornton or putz over jenks in this series
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 12:54 AM CDT reply actions
will be interesting to see how it goes.
I don’t think bobby will ever pitch with a lead and not be closing. others may close, but bobby won’t pitch those games.
even if he wasn't as unreliable as he is right now
he has poor history vs the o’s
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Are you guys buds?
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 6, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
this is great UG.
I like how you pause in the middle of the playahating to say you don’t mean to, and then get right back to it.
Also this is the 3rd preview since the hotness started I think, but the only one with an optimistic prediction. Dunno what that means. I think ruh roh.
thanks man
i’ve got four days left in this great state
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
i'm watching second season of the wire
right now, and it just cracks me up how bodie is driving around philly for a re-up listening to garrison keillor
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 1:13 AM CDT reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bR3T1eThJU
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions
bodie IS baltimore
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 7, 2010 3:29 AM CDT up reply actions
i might go to one of these games, just a short jaunt down from ny, i have no job...
anyone else going?
not to make light of your situation
but i would go down there if i had the free time..plus bmore has to have some unofficial ‘the wire’ tour like where they show you the couch in the pit or where stringer got shot
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 2:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I am likely going to take my 7-yr old son to Sunday's game.
I’m less than 3 hours from Camden. The only catch is that he’s been away all week and comes home Saturday and I’ll need to see if he’s really up for going before ordering tickets. It would be great to actually meet some SSS folks.
Maybe Bunk and McNulty will be there as well.
cool, I probably will go to sunday's game, the bus is only like 40 bucks round trip and looks like good tix can be had for cheap
Great preview
Thanks for the time and effort, especially a team that one generally speed reads over. Am I the only one holding their breath at the start of each new series (this one being “what if they lose to a team they should walk over”, Detroit was “if the Sox lose all four then Detroit’s back in it”). I can’t remember being so hoping- that-the-bubble-don’t burst about any Sox team. Maybe the absolute suckitude of the first two months.
And maybe it’s time Chris Parlow took Bobby for a walk to the vacants….
by Dick Allen's batting helmet on Aug 6, 2010 2:07 AM CDT reply actions
Is the first Wire reference Brian Roberts, because he was the first batter mentioned at the Sox/O's game in season 3?
The Sox will send the McNulty boys home sad once again, home with their whore mother, Callie Thorne. Boo-fucking-hoo.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
the first was the title
the fall is the name of the end credits song
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Ahh, gotcha.
Also, nice preview, as always.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 6, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Very accurate preview. It has been pretty depressing as an O's fan...
Although that last series against the Angels was a breath of fresh air.
Should be a fun/interesting series.
"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams
thanks
i can’t imagine having to support a team that continually loses, but you guys impress the hell out of me.
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Lol
It’s been rough, but one day it’ll all be worth it.
"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams
The bigger the lie, the more they believe.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
The orioles are my 2nd favorite baseball team.
obviously i hope the sox beat them 100-0 all four games of the series…. but as a fan from afar it is a shame that they are just this bad. In my preseason picks i had them tabbed for a 3rd place finish… I must have been doing shrooms that day- but I thought they had a great offense with just enough pitching to be ok. I man crushed hard on Markakis for 3 years now- but he isn’t the player i thought he was going to be.
That being said- they make me nervous. Maybe it is because of Tito Landrum, maybe it is because of 2007 when i went to a 4 game set in baltimore and they kicked our asses 3 of 4 games and maybe its because they own the fat billy goat. I expect 3/4… anything less would be unfortunate.
(By the way- they seriously need to change their hats…. the side profile bird is lame… it HAS to go back to the old cartoon logo).
Kenwo4life=ratings
i was thinking of you when writing about markakis
because i am of the exact same train of thought. i was hoping he could be the next great oriole and give them something amazing to build around.
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
I thought Markakis and Reimold would both be kicking ass.
Reimold is even doing bad in the minors.
Way off on that one.
its time for the come to Jesus moment and admit Kotsay's time has long passed. -tdogg
coop!
“It was just a matter of standing tall and not collapsing on my back side, which allows me to be more around the plate, and have a better angle on the ball,” Jackson said on “The Waddle & Silvy Show” on ESPN 1000.
“The big thing about his mechanics is to stand tall. That really is the big thing. I saw some video. It’s not hard to see people’s flaws. The tough part is to fix the flaws. That’s where the challenge is, and I do like challenges.”
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 5:23 AM CDT reply actions
If it's so easy for Coop
Why was it so hard for Arizona? You’d think their pitching coach should be fired as soon as the GM reads this.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
His defense is still great......but I did not realize he's struggling as much as he is.
Check out Alex’s post All-Star break split. The numbers are nothing short of brutal.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7254/splits;ylt=AvxzzDHhWZY4PIi9kvRQPmFCLcF
Buck Showalter talked about the American League East last night.
“Big hairy guys play there.” Didn’t say anything about BHB in the Central. Let’s make him pay attention to the hottest team in the league.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
of course he did, buck and ozzie are buddies
they’ll probably share a few drinks after the games
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 6:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Gus Triandos
Why no reference to this wire legend?
“It’s got nothing to do with sex. It’s about sympathy. It’s about giving a guy a break…He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelm’s knuckleball. Five fucking years. The worst gig in baseball. It was like trying to catch a greased pig with wings. I mean, he even told a reporter once, ‘Wilhelm nearly ruined me.’ Gus Triandos. Big slow guy.”
This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions
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This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 8:34 AM CDT reply actions
yeah

This is like having Marshall Faulk on your fantasy football team in 2000 and screwing up the rest of your draft to finish 7th.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
this is still lol funny and its the 3rd time Ive seen it today.
that one funny thing that guy said yesterday
So, anybody going to LaPooza this weekend?
Seeing anyone in particular?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
Its 90 bucks for Gaga and some other randoms....eh.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 6, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
hell yeah, all weekend!
going to be all over, winging it a bit. new perry’s stage should be bigger and better, pumped for chromeo / digitalism / kaskade / arcade fire and more
Yup, I'm there.
Friday will be fun with Big Pink, Devo, etc, but Saturday has an INSANE stretch with Stars, The xx, Grizzly Bear, Metric, Spoon, Cut Copy, and Phoenix. They’re all playing opposite each other on the Budweiser and Playstation stages, so just camp out and turn around every hour or so.
Sick.
I am annoyed that Javelin is going on so early this morning, but for you Loop workers, they’re playing a free show at Pritzker on Monday at noon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JRex8S54VA
“I try to stroke you
you play me like Sudoku”
"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"
i want to see the big pink so fucking bad
instead i will be moving my furniture out of champaign.
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
If I didn't have a child I would be seeing the Walkmen and their after show at the DoubleDoor. Their new album, Lisbon, due, Sept. 14 just leaked, fantastic
The Walkmen are my favorite band ever
oh god i want that leak. if you were a good person, you would send me an email.
My favorite show I’ve ever seen was the walkmen at taste of rosemont street festival. they played 2 old songs (we’ve been had, all hands on the cook) and the rest of the set was new material for You and me. This show was only a year after 100 miles off came out, and i almost shit myself as they played like 9 aces songs I’d never heard before.
I don’t have a child, so i want to go to the double door.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Dunn claimed
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 6, 2010 9:22 AM CDT reply actions
So you're saying he was CLAIMED?
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
by 67WMAQ on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
that's what he's claiming.
I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok
rumor was
an NL team was going to claim him for sure.
Comonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn You White Sox!
now only if they can make a trade
rizzo hates trades
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Is anyone else sick of this Omar+tutoring+Che=better defense
lip service. If we DFA’d Omar today would Che get worse at defense? NDsoxfan jackass, in a previous thread thinks we should sign Omar next year too in order to help Alexei out on defense. This shit is getting ridiculous, when does the Omar effect simply not matter anymore? I’m not arguing tht he has had a positive influence but Che is a grown man.
without the constant influence he'd start hanging around with the negative uzr crowd again.
by Trooper on Aug 6, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
that's rich!
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
i wouldn't mind omar as a cheap bench player next year
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
probably
but oh well
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Ha, clearly.
You’re arguing about a good thing?
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 6, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Hahaha.
You know what I hate? When we give up a hit, then get 3 outs. We should just get 3 outs.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 6, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
A bit.
Only a bit. If you have a happy workplace you tend to produce more. We have a happy left side. I credit Omar.
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2010 3:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I hate old people
(clearly)
Get back to work, slacker!
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
there's a soundbite i've heard a few times on the score
in which lawrence holmes asks ozzie whether omar’s presence is responsible for alexei’s improved defense, and ozzie responds that the only person who should get any credit for alexei’s improvement is joey cora.
i think that was recorded around the time ozzie was pissed at omar
for suggesting the sox should make a trade.
Kenwo4life=ratings
I think Ozzie is sticking by his guys.
On “The Club,” he said if he got fired, the coaching staff goes with him. JC has been working with Alexei a lot longer than Omar has.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
ozzie coaching stagg sounds like a gang
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
They'll knock over a dustbin in Shaftsbury
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
The hooligans!
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Aug 6, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i mentioned it as one comment.
to which i added he has played well this year
he can play pretty good defense at 3 positions
and he can switch hit off the bench
I also dont think it crazy to think that someone with 11 gold gloves cant help another player become better. i dont think if he leaves that ramirez will automatically be worse but it cant hurt to have someone like omar around him.
madvillian suggested bringing him back as a coach so maybe you should be calling him out “jackass”
The Fall
Best UK punk band?
I think so. 30 years and still making killer rekkids.
HIP HIP HIP HIP HIP HIP PRIEST
never heard of em
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Thanks UGod
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
Indians will give the Twins a beating, right?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Fun Fact
littlebridge’s BABIP is now .619
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
He wills the ball around defenses.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 6, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
What, and lost his hilarious twitter pictures?
Not a chance.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 6, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
*lose
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 6, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
He is also 5 for 5 as a pinch hitter, 4 of which have stayed in the ballpark.
However, he has no (literally zero) productive outs.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 6, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I'd rather have productive hits than productive outs.
Time to call in the Q!avalry.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 6, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
nice. he better watch out if he gets on the wrong side of hawk.
“the thing is stoney, and you’ve seen it right here with me, you gotta be able to make productive outs.”
I wonder if Dodger blogs were saying "Juan Pierre woulda had that" last night when Pods turned that 2B into an inside-the-parker...
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
How was that scored a home run?
The fuck?
Its sort of a chess match right now but some upgrades are still possible with very little cost except money.
by Tdogg on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2010 3:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ummm...Pods called the scorer?
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
For a good laugh-
Check out the cover photo to the Cubs Cookbook that is posted over on BCB.
"We can't do it easy. But we may as well do it high." -The Cheat
by South Side Expat on Aug 6, 2010 2:19 PM CDT reply actions
somebody needs to tell geovanny soto
that that is not a good look. (that’s part of the reason he’s on my list)
hey swisher...........you know.
it seems impossible to be a heterosexual man and also groom your eyebrows that much.
that one funny thing that guy said yesterday
METROSEXUAL
which i think means you can suck dick yet still call yourself straight!?!
"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 6, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHY CAN'T THE GAME START ALREADY!? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
Logistics.
The schedules and times were set a long time ago. It would cost literally hundreds of dollars to reprint the tickets.
Don’t shoot the messenger.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
Now, to your credit, I am much calmer.
Thank you, Skancho Danza, I shall forever be in your debt.
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
good lord.
Lineup for #WhiteSox at Bal: Pierre7, Lilli8, pk3, q9, kotsay dh, ram6, aj2, vic5, beck4. Danks pitching.
Kenwo4life=ratings
WTF is littlebridge doing in CF?!?
Don’t we have an actual CF this year?
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
i can see giving rios a day
but man this lineup looks weak… that being said the sox will probably score 12 today
Kenwo4life=ratings
probably will
the guy on the bump for b-more has a whip around 1.6 I think.
that one funny thing that guy said yesterday
Rios needs a day off.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Rivers interrupted by Bridge
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
by Nordhagen on Aug 6, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Perhaps you missed littlebridge's BABIP
he rules.
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
reply fail
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
let it be written
let it be so
"it’s over, tdogg.
no. it’s not unlike me. when i make an unqualified statement, it means i’m sure i’m right" Larry
Is that an Asian "Barely Legal?"
Or the author’s actual name?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Aug 6, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No wonder Wieters is having such a down season.
what a terrible swing, looks like he threw the bat too.
I gotta admit.
I never watched the wire. I’ve tried to time it to where i catch the first season…but it never happens.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Season 4 would be right up your alley, no joke.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
nice preview u-god
lets kick some ass!
"I haven’t gotten to where I am by giving up easily." - Ari Gold
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 6, 2010 4:39 PM CDT reply actions
lets pounce on dem birds

"The trouble with baseball is that the player who knows how to bat and field the best is sitting in the bleachers" or on sss!?!
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 6, 2010 4:56 PM CDT reply actions

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