More Than A Feeling: A Boston Red Sox Preview
A brief look at an opponent we play this weekend.
Dates we play them: 9/3-9/5 @ Boston, 9/27-9/30 at home
Offense: A potential lineup: Marco Scutaro-SS, J.D. Drew-RF, Victor Martinez-C, David Ortiz-DH, Adrian Beltre-3B, Mike Lowell-1B, Daniel Nava-LF, Darnell McDonald/Ryan Kalish-CF, Jed Lowrie. Bench: Bill Hall-UTIL, Yamaico Navarro-INF.
Next up on the Manny Ramirez Returns tour is Boston. Even though we play the Red Sox seven times this season, somehow our first game against them doesn't happen until September 3rd. Strange days. Remember how Marco Scutaro had that monster season last year, and no one really thought he'd repeat it? Congrats everybody! Unlike thinking Chone Figgins would succeed in the Emerald City, you nailed this prediction. Scutaro is a below-average defender at short with a league-average bat at best. The next time you read an analyst give the White Sox shit for batting Juan Pierre (.352 OBP) leadoff, maybe mention Marco and his .331 in the comments. J.D. Drew is having a bit of a down year, but that will happen when your BABIP is .027 below your career norm. It is concerning to see his walk rate drop down to 11.5% though. He is still an above-average outfielder and has more pop than most two-hole hitters. Victor Martinez is also hitting a little worse than normal, though this could be due to his broken thumb from earlier this season. V-Mart is also drawing less walks than normal, but his power output is pretty much exactly where you'd expect it to be. His arm isn't so hot, not like that would stop Ozzie from sending the runners anyways. Expect Juan and Alex to have permanent green lights this weekend. While Big Papi is no longer the terrifying figure he was mid-decade, he is still an above-average DH that should not be taken lightly (insert fat joke here). The 34-year old Ortiz is doing his best to outswing the Grim Reaper after his horrific season last year (.8 WAR). Don't expect to see his BB:K ratio back over .7 ever again, Papi is swinging harder than ever and will set a new career high in strikeouts before Tom Brady throws a meaningful pass.
Adrian Beltre and Scott Boras are the happiest people in the world about his contract year. He won't get a chance to play in the post-season this fall, but should cash in quite handsomely this winter thanks to the second best season of his career. Beltre is one of the best third basemen in baseball with the glove, and moving from Safeco to Fenway has agreed very well with his bat. Adrian walks only slightly more than he wears a cup, which is really the only knock on his playing style. Mike Lowell has to feel uncomfortable still playing for Boston. They shipped him out to Texas this winter, only to have him sent back for failing a physical and pretty much told him to enjoy being a bench player when they signed Beltre. If not for Kevin Youkilis getting injured, Lowell would be just that. He's had a nice career, but should seriously consider retirement come November. He is a mere shadow of his former self, and the future looks fairly damn bleak for a baseball player that's been roaming the earth for three dozen years. He is a non-factor. Daniel Nava made big news earlier this season for hitting a grand slam on the first major league pitch he ever saw. Not too bad for a 27-year old rookie. Unfortunately, he hasn't hit another one over the fences since. Nava is a decent fourth outfielder, but without injuries to Mike Cameron and Jacoby Ellsbury none of us would be reading his name. He isn't a viable prospect, and is most likely doomed to become a AAAA player. Beats the hell out of never making it to The Show though. Darnell McDonald and Ryan Kalish have been splitting time in center. It feels like Boston has the anit-Hermie as their trainer. Only Adrian Beltre is going to pass the 145 games played mark this season. McDonald is the faster of the two, with Kalish being the better all-around player. McDonald is also a decade older than Kalish; so once Terry Francona gets the okay to officially throw in the towel, expect Kalish to take over in center damn near full time. Jed Lowrie was supposed to become the shortstop of the future for the Carmines, but forgot how to play good baseball along the way. He's returned some luster to his career so far this season, but it's hard to take 93 plate appearances at anything more than face value. When Dustin Pedroia returns next season, expect Lowrie to assume his rightful place as a utility man.
Pitching: A potential rotation and closer: Josh Beckett-RHP, Jon Lester-LHP, John Lackey-RHP, Clay Buchholz-RHP, Daisuke Matsuzaka-RHP, and Jonathan Papelbon-CL.
Josh Beckett, I loathe thee. The aging frat boy is having his worst season since 2006, and potentially 2002. His walk rate is up a bit, but the main culprit here is BABIP. A .341 BABIP is going to result in a bad season for any pitcher. Thrown in the fact that he's as fragile as a glass menagerie and it starts to look like Theo Epstein made a huge mistake with the four year extension. Beckett throws a mid-90's fastball, a curve, a cutter, and a change. In the past, the heater and the curve have been plus pitches. Not so much this year. Meanwhile, Jon Lester is the man. The lone southpaw in the rotation has beaten both cancer and most of the American League. He strikes out a hitter an inning and manages to keep his K:BB right around three, which is great for a starter. He also keeps the ball down, and as a result gives up very few homeruns. He has a mid-90's fastball, a cutter, a change, and a curve. All are good, but his cutter is his money pitch. John Lackey is another expensive and underachieving arm that calls Fenway home. Quick rule of thumb: if Boston is paying a lot for the pitcher, they over-paid. Lackey had a great stretch in the middle of the decade, but injuries and age are catching up to him. He'll end the season around 3.5 WAR, but you hope for more with his contract. His K/9 is down while his BB/9 is up. Bad recipe. He throws a low-90's fastball, a slider, a curve, and a change. The fastball has been his go to pitch, but is failing him this year. Clay Buchholz is the true ace of this team right now. Until you look at his xFIP (4.19) and realize he's pitching a bit over his head. His K:BB is 1.84, which is being saved completely by his .260 BABIP. And there is no way in hell that his 5.9% HR/9 is sustainable. You might as well call him Newton, because Clay Buchholz will be The Man Who Fell to Earth. I do not like Daisuke Matsuzaka either. I really do not care for the Red Sox in general, as if that hadn't been made apparent. Matsuzaka was a giant overpay. He walks too many hitters. And I'm still waiting for this gyroball. He has a low-90's fastball, a cutter, a slider, and a change. Jonathan Papelbon is not as good as he used to be, which can't be a good feeling for someone turning 30. He's getting less strikeouts and walking more people, while his price tag continues to climb. This will be an interesting offseason for the River Dancer, as he could very well be leaving Beantown. He throws a mid-90's fastball, a splitter, and a slider. The fastball is his best.
Outlook: Let's add up all the factors. We are still in somewhat of a playoff chase. Boston is not. I love the White Sox. I do not love the Red Sox. Throw in the four games at home and you get my scientific prediction of a 5-2 record.
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more like 6-1
good stuff U-G
MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car
Outside of the Twins
(and recently the Tigers) there’s no team I hate more. I hope we step on their balls this weekend.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 2, 2010 12:22 AM CDT reply actions
Indeed.. although I just hate the city of Boston.
SSS, but in my time there, I was never more unimpressed with a group of people as a whole.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 2, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
boston is nice for a small city
it’s easy to get around without a car – i sold mine when i lived there – with a lot of greenspace, multitudes of cultural offerings with all of the universities that call boston home, a few hours away by bus to NYC, and a short drive away to beautiful surroundings in new hampshire, vermont and maine.
i don’t like red sox fans, but i had a good time in boston while i was there. that said, chicago has hella lot more going on than boston
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 2, 2010 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
They've gone up on my hate list
but nothing like the Twins or Yankees. Even the Indians rank higher for me (for historical and family reasons).
Might be the way we dispatched them in the ’05 ALDS. Hard to drum up firey hate for the Angels similarly.
Also might explain why the Tigers don’t rise to a similar level in the division, although I’m beginning to hate these fuckers more for not doing much against our archrival lately…
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 2, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Family reasons for hating the Indians? Are you a Custer?
by joewho112 on Sep 2, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ha
No, just Tribe fans among the inlaws.
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 2, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I like this a lot.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 2, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a special reserve of hate for the Twins, obviously
- Yankees
- A’s
- Orioles
- Cubs
When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic
That's kind of an odd list.
Why A’s and O’s ranked so high?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 2, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
A's and O's both wore white cleats, detestable.
O’s for Tito Landrum. A’s for that whole late eighties, early nineties B.S. and the years we couldn’t buy a victory at the Coliseum.
When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic
A's are on my list too.
I think the worst game I ever attended was a 14-0 game where Oakland destroyed the Sox.
MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car
I've attended many a beating in the Coliseum, thankfully none have been directed at me.
(A’s fans can rowdy with opposing fans when drunk and high off a win)
Anyways, I had a great amount of disdain for the A’s when I first moved to the Bay Area for the late 80’s and early 90’s turds the Sox would lay out here, but with the demise of the Expos, they have grown on me enough to be my second favorite team.
I can’t stand the Twinkies, Indians, Yankees, Red Sox, Cubs, or Giants for various reasons. The can all go rot in hell.
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
Great preview
Your Red Sox loathing has my respect. The last few years it seems like the Sox always played each other while I was on vacation out east. Listening to the Red Sox radio feed and Joe Castiglione rip on the White Sox for being more like a softball team and lacking fundamentals almost became a tradition. Anyway the whole mythic Red Sox aura just irks me, from all the mainstream and saber media love down to the fact that on radio they would often only quote the Yankees score on the “out of town scoreboard” (apparently there is no world west of the Hudson).
Here’s hoping your scientific prediction is correct.
beating up on the red sox always feels good
please let it happen.
good preview too.
Fireworks: Bang?
Well done
on the ‘Arrested Development’ drop too.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 2, 2010 12:48 AM CDT reply actions
we will go 3-3 with them at best
they have our number. I sat out there in boston last season and watched our season die. hopefully the same doesn’t happen- but it isn’t out of the realm of possibilities.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Look at their injuries.
We can beat these pricks.
"Sarcastic little bitch. I’m gonna marry her just to make her miserable." - South Side Expat
Especially if we we get a
healthy Thorton back.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 2, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Yankees had injuries too
But we still sucked against them
Different story
The Why Soggs could have taken the series in Boston last year, or at least split, if Jose Contreras was able to field a ground ball.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
the next day
freddy pitched a gem and they brought in liney who gave up one to Jay Bay over the monstah faster than e gus in the sack.
Kenwo4life=ratings
thats pretty fast.
hopefully no one was hit by the ball. they would have been killed.
MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Self deprecation. I likes it.
"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Sep 2, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
what can i say, mrs kenwo knows how to push my buttons
MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car
by e-gus on Sep 2, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
zing!
"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
No other team's fans disgust me like Boston fans.
I respect and kind of like Epstein, Francona, and the ownership group, but the rest of them can kiss my bag. I delight in their injuries and savor their misery this season.
I almost hate them more than the Twins.
"Sarcastic little bitch. I’m gonna marry her just to make her miserable." - South Side Expat
i always hated the red sox and would cheer for the yankees over them
but after last year where they left me alone in center field of fenway when I was a loud mouth prick when we were winning only to blow the games….. they were pretty easy on me. actually had some good conversation out there….. add that to my yankee fan coworker who makes me want to puke….. and now i cheer for the sawx when the 2 teams play each other.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Flip flopper.
"Sarcastic little bitch. I’m gonna marry her just to make her miserable." - South Side Expat
"No other team's fans"
I think Cub fans are worse (I wouldn’t care much about the Cubs one way or another otherwise).
Yankee fans also worse in my opinion.
I admit that Boston fans are catching up with the Yankee fans in the arrogance/entitlement department but they aren’t quite there. And I find them in general more baseball knowledgeable than Cub fans.
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 2, 2010 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
leadin with yer chin
I like arrogance in another team’s fans, the more the better.
long as we beat their ass.
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Sep 2, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
Yankee fans have a right to be arrogant. A quarter of every WS championship ever? Hall of Famers everywhere? A billion dollars a year in revenue? Fine. Go ahead. The Red Sox aren’t shit but think they’re entitled to everything the Yankees have (or at least their fans do).
I like Terry Francona, but yeah, after the Twins there’s no team I hate more.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 2, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
So because the Yankees won a ton of titles in the early part of the 20th century some 18 year old douche from Jersey can run his mouth?
Fuck any fanbase from the East Coast, they’re all jackals.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 2, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
When you are right, you are right.
I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT
they still won, what? 5 out of the last 15?
not too shabby. but i agree on the earlier titles. hearing some 20 something scream, “kiss the 27 rings” is crazy annoying.
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
Holy Shit, you've got a great fucking point.
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
6-1 white sox
or 1-6 red sox
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 2, 2010 4:08 AM CDT reply actions
thornton's is what you call a good dude
“I know [Cleveland’s Shin-Soo] Choo from the Mariner days and I told him, ‘Yeah, I’m not going to be able to face you this series,’ ‘’ Thornton explained. "We were joking back and forth, but I told him, ’Don’t worry, there’s someone a lot better than me out there right now.’ He was like, ‘What are you talking about? Oh yeah, that kid that throws 100.’ I told him, ‘He throws a hundred and then has a nasty slider.’ Sale really does have electric stuff and I think when we get everyone back we’ll be ready for this September run, which is really important.’’
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 2, 2010 4:10 AM CDT reply actions
That's quite a compliment.
Sale obviously still has a lot to learn and has to prove he can have continued success at the major league level. But I’ve really liked what I’ve seen thus far. Apparently Matt has too.
"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez
by Servant2LordBeckham on Sep 2, 2010 4:30 AM CDT up reply actions
He has fantastic stuff but right now he has no clue where it's going.
I don’t worry too much about his delivery in regard to injury but I do worry about control. Right now, he’s a left handed McDougal. With proper development he could really be special but he’s far from ready to start in the bigs.
I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok
Someone order a MacD?

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
by Shoeless In SC on Sep 2, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Thank you.
“fewer”
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Sep 2, 2010 4:11 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
He’s getting less strikeouts
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
So if Hurricane Earl comes along and ruins any chance they have of getting this series in...
Can we…uh….I dunno….win by default? I mean it’s kinda like when we had to forfeit a game after Disco Demolition. They didn’t hurricane-proof Fenway, so this is clearly their fault. :)
No seriously though, do you think they’ll move this series to another major league ballpark or just reschedule the games? What the eff happens if they have to reschedule an entire series?
"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez
by Servant2LordBeckham on Sep 2, 2010 4:35 AM CDT reply actions
i only see rain for friday in the weekend forecast for boston
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 2, 2010 5:12 AM CDT up reply actions
if you can forecast a hurricane
you’re in the wrong line of business.
by larry on Sep 2, 2010 8:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
haha, point taken
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 2, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
so in the extreme scenario and say the entire series is cancelled, is the season prolonged
playing those games out if the sox are still in contention?
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 2, 2010 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
sounds right
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
i'd imagine.
though i doubt they lose more than one game. things should be fine on sunday so they can play two.
Given that every game at Fenway sells out
I’d be very surprised the Red Sox would be willing to lose even 1 game worth of revenue
ah hell yeah
Manny Ramirez flying barber to Boston
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 2, 2010 5:22 AM CDT reply actions
Count me among the BoSox haters
The Yankees fans, at least, make no apologies about their obnoxiousness.
The Sawx fans, on the other hand, think it’s cute. They’re entitled because they’ve “suffered so long.”
Maybe I’m biased. I went to three of the four games of that massive asskicking the BoSox laid down on Mike MacDougal, Ryan Bukvich, Josh Fields, and the rest of our Sox in 2007. The stadium was sold out – with Boston fans.
I’ll wrap things up with this quote from Deadspin’s (very good) “Why Your Stadium Sucks”
Nothing — with the possible exception of flowers, springtime and the 3rd Earl of Pembroke — has inspired as much gooey bad poetry and aphoristic nonsense as Fenway Park. If Fenway didn’t exist, we’d have to toss a bunch of Harvard professors in a room to invent it, which, not incidentally, is how we also wound up with a war in Vietnam.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
They’re entitled because they’ve "suffered so long."
Exactly. Fuck them. They play that card so frequently that I actually have sympathy for (legitimate) Cubs fans.
FTBRSATFITBTITA
"Sarcastic little bitch. I’m gonna marry her just to make her miserable." - South Side Expat
Fuck them, but fuck you too.
sympathy for Cubs fans, go fuck yourself!
;)
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
Fair enough.
There are too many people I otherwise love or care about who like that disaster of a team. And I just find it hard to truly build a hatred for a team so magnificently incapable of success. So long as the Sox remain the real team in this town, the Cubs are merely an amusing annoyance.
"Sarcastic little bitch. I’m gonna marry her just to make her miserable." - South Side Expat
i <3 joakim noah

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
the look on the dude's face behind him says,
“this dude’s playing golf in those clothes? and making a putt? wow, he’s got talent”
Hope he’s not writing the 2011 White Sox Anal too. -Sox Machine
The dude behind him
Is a buddy of mine i used to work with. Not sure what he is doing golfing with noah
by The Scoper on Sep 2, 2010 9:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Noah is entertaining
And I mean in a good way. And I don’t even follow hoops much.
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 2, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
He looks like he's at Haunted Trails.
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 2, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Caddyshack, 2010.
I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT
Oh. Hells. Yeah.
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
My name is Earl
A hurricane watch is now in effect for the Mass. coastline. Could hit Nantucket on Friday night.
What are the odds of the following – the Sawks playing a “home” series at the Cell? A DH on Sunday with an “as-needed” game down the road?
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
There once was a man from Nantucket...
"Stretch with the team. Be there for the National Anthem." - Ozzie Guillen's only two rules for Manny
GRP and son have tix for Sun.
I’ll post any good pix on the RR as long as the hundred-year oak across the street doesn’t end up blocking my driveway.
We’ll get there early, son is hopin’ for a good sig. (Btw, props to Edwin Jackson, on Sunday at the Cell he must have been out there in the sun signing for nearly an hour.)
"Having resumed drinking alcohol, I cannot for the life of me understand how I ever could've given it up." - Merrick
Please do. Your write-ups are very welcome.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 2, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
green monster might help Manny
find a comfort zone, and really start to pound the ball
Any task BIG or small, Do it well or not at all
I recall a certain song last year...
And as you leave please turn it to channel 4,
So I can watch me some good football,
Just cuz you’re alright that doesn’t mean you won,
That trip out east was just no damn fun…
No repeat of this song please.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 2, 2010 9:29 AM CDT reply actions
pre facebook
Brent Morel just got the call and is heading to Boston
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
hells yeah
is someone being sent down?
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 2, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
it be september
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
becks going to the DL?
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 2, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
No way in hell.
We can’t have 15 days without him, that’s crazy talk. He’ll be in the series this weekend.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 2, 2010 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
got it
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 2, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I hope this annoying song
doesn’t become some kind of theme for the season like the last one did.
Very nice preview though!
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 2, 2010 10:19 AM CDT reply actions
Damn Red Sox fans

"Brent Lillibridge - DH" - July 7th, 2010
"Good luck finding a one two punch like us in the league" - BSLillibridge, July 20, 2010
The amount of different teams that have claimed this picture is astounding.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 2, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohgodyes.
Watterson is the man for never approving of marketing at all, meaning all that garbage is unsanctioned.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 2, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You know me too well.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 2, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice preview, U-God.
Oh, what I’d give for a DH worth .8 WAR….
This comment was written over a week ago.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
mmmmmDavidBowie.
"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"
have you seen that movie?
i watched the trailer. 87% on rotten tomatoes. i found that very surprising. might have to check it out and just get weird.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
My best buddy told me
when he was a kid he liked Bowie a lot. These were the Ziggy Stardust/Suffragete City years. One day at the dinner table his 6’6" brother blurts out to the family (Dad was a retired Brigadier General) “Mike is GAY! I AM SERIOUS! HE LISTENS TO DAVID BOWIE!.” Absolute silence after that.
Man, I wish I had been there for that.
I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT
So...did he tell you this before or after you made out under the bleachers? ;)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Great tidbit, thanks for sharing!
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
Yeah. Was one of the freakydeaky films my dad made me watch when I was way too young to appreciate it.
It is definitely bizarre. I’d like to give it another watch too.
"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
bowie is the man
i’ve been waiting for a chance to catch someone playing way over their head to use that trailer
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Prepare to Whoosh
but what movie are you talking about? I’m intrigued.
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
The Man Who Fell To Earth (linked in the preview, did you even read it, can you even READ?!?)
heh
"Bee curful, dont wannur get sucked under der wheels like Mildreder's brudder ehr?"
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
when do we get to the fighting and off-topicness?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
that's a good question
how’s about nowish?

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
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"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 2, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, admit it. You are were jealous that larry's post got the politics/SSS bickering.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 2, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
hit a catcher pay a price
i’m sure you guys saw this, but the natz’s morgan’s takedown of marlin catcher hayes tuesday had a slight whiff of the young-pierzynski party-at-the-plate a couple of weeks ago.
morgan didn’t clock hayes in his home park, so the next game, the marlins hit the natz’s nieves in the 2nd (up 5-1), morgan in the 4th (up 14-3), and threw behind morgan in the 6th, triggering a melee. apparently, that wasn’t enough, the washington hit the marlins’ Sanchez the next inning.
the score: 3 hbp, 1 throw behind, and 7 ejections.
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Sep 2, 2010 5:39 PM CDT reply actions
the biggest thing I learned from all that was
that the Marlins play by play guys are some bitches.
MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
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