Hey, Guys! It's Your Old Pal, OC.
by larry on Sep 30, 2010 12:09 PM CDT
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Hello from Cincinnati! I haven't spoken to you guys in a while so I wanted to check in, see how everyone is doing.
Boy, those Twins sure did a number on you all again this year, huh. You guys can't blame me this season, though. Ha, ha. I guess it's Jim Thome this time. Gosh, what was Ozzie thinking. Mark Kotsay?!? Ozzie sure is crazy!
Things are going pretty well for me. I'm going to the playoffs for the fourth time in four years - all with different teams! The National League is such a joke. But I don't need to tell that to the team who went 15-3 against the NL, do I!
Listen, the reason I'm calling is because Mrs. Cowley isn't returning my calls or texts. The last time we spoke I pointed out to her that her husband was a total douchebag who appears to spend most of his time ripping on his competitors on Twitter, making up controversies and playing video games. It's me that she should be with! For God's sake, I'm a professional baseball player, not some attention-whore working in a dying industry. But she said she could never leave Joe. I'm devastated. I was hoping you guys could put in a good word for me.
At any rate, good luck with the offseason. Talk to you later - and tell Mrs. Cowley I'll love her forever!
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where did you find that pic?
"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 30, 2010 12:25 PM CDT reply actions
oh, i forgot to adjust
"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 30, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
actually you used google
A quick glance at www.google.com reveals the Flintstones cartoon a with box for entering text. The above OC picture is nowhere to be found smart ass.
Ramirez’s actual answer: "That’s a stupid question. I’m here to play baseball and that has nothing to do with playing baseball."
Cora’s translation: "I’m just worried about playing baseball. I’m not worried about hair or nothing."
by Tdogg on Sep 30, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nothing like updates from OC... thanks for being the messenger, larry.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Good work.
OC is a great interview.
I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT
worth a read
http://www.theonion.com/articles/16000-diamondbacks-fans-killed-on-complimentary-ra,18061/
Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap
teaser:
When Diamondbacks reliever Blaine Boyer was spotted in the bullpen wildly convulsing in a writhing knot of rattlesnakes, the stadium grew quiet, save for a steady undercurrent of rattling.
Fireworks: Bang?
by colintj on Sep 30, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that was my favorite
Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap
no way
http://www.theonion.com/articles/jealous-aj-pierzynski-builds-catchers-mound,18069/
"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 30, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
youdaman
Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap
youdaman
Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap
don't give up the day job
My Beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world
i laughed my ass off reading this
rec’d
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 30, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions
Before you give me a hard time, I already googled "Who are those two guys standing next to Seth Green and Orlando Cabrera"
Results we inconclusive
by joewho112 on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Henry and Drew Stubbs
Mike is a writer, producer and voice actor on Family Guy and the Cleveland Show. He’s responsible for the voice of “Cleveland Brown,” “Herbert,” and “Bruce” and also happens to be a HUGE Reds fan.
So he's not famous at all.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
And not strong enough to warrent having his own show.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
no joe, they do not have the best fucking cherry pie.
Well, that a good manageris your opinion. by winningugly
Better email Bing and tell them something on the internet is incorrect.
We don’t want this to set a precedent where people think they can just post whatever inaccurate nonsense they want on the internet.
and lebron says everyone hates him cause hes black now
Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap
no, we traded danks to the cardinals for tony larussa
Thome Walks-Off Sox, Twists Knife, Continues To Make Sox Brass Look REALLY Stupid - White Sox Season Recap
cant they just take teahens extension?
"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 30, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Sheehan:
Arguments over the AL Cy Young race have focused on the excellence in exile of Felix Hernandez, the traditional stats posted by traditional ace of traditional team CC Sabathia, and the mix of both posted by brash sophomore David Price. By some of the more esoteric measures of pitching value, however, those discussions miss the real belles of the ball. Thanks to their work at striking batters out while preventing walks and home runs, Cliff Lee and Francisco Liriano rate as two of the top three starters in the AL. Both take the mound Thursday with last chances to lower their FIPs and send statheads into all-out WAR. (Four of these five guys will be starting next Wednesday in the AL division series. The other is the best pitcher — and worthiest Cy winner — of the bunch.)
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Sep 30, 2010 6:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up now that we're winning.
hehehehe
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, who IS that DB?
I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT
It's your dad...oh wait, wrong person.
It’s taken years of practice to be such an asshole.
by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT
we should have kept him
he’s pretty intense. i like the guy. Sox need someone like him.
Kenwo4life=ratings
generally, sure.
.276/.341/.331 vs. .263/.302/.354, plus Cabrera isn’t better than Vizquel in the field. i don’t think the playing time difference makes that up.
Fireworks: Bang?
cabrera is most certainly better in the field. not 10 years ago but now.
Well, that a good manageris your opinion. by winningugly
Based upon...?
I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT
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