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Chicago White Sox at Boston Red Sox, Sep 4, 2010 6:10 PM CDT



Current Series

White Sox lead the series 1-0

Fri 09/03 Postponed
Sat 09/04 WP: John Danks (13 - 9)
SV: Bobby Jenks
LP: Clay Buchholz (15 - 6)
3 - 1 win
Sun 09/05 12:35 PM CDT

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Time for round two.

ding ding ding.

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 5:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Mamma Said...

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dont call it a comeback

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont you dare stare

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

huh i see nothing

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

The best sports photo of all time.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

agree

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

who names their kid "sonny" anyway?

It’s like you’re just asking for them to overdose, ski into a tree, or get shot up at a toll booth

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

or

they’ll become some junkie jazz geniuses.

by craigws on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

competition's paying the price

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

kinda like shaft...

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ozzie ignoring larry already. Bacon 9th.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Sep 4, 2010 5:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Oregon buttrapes New Mexico 72-0.... 751 total yards of O.

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

makes you sore doesn't it

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

just looking at the stat line does... sucks to be New Mexico.

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

my team barely won

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

And your team is?

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

USC

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

my old school lost

my new school won.

so it goes

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by U-God on Sep 4, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

my team won

my skin lost. im soooo burnt

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

THATS COLLEGE FOOTBALL FOR YOU

"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."

by boyonthedock on Sep 4, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

portugal was humiliated by cyprus yesterday, 4-4.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

hows that humiliation?

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

portugal is ranked 7th in the world, cyprus is ranked 69th.

and portugal was playing at home.
fuck portugal.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh...sorry, but I have no interest in soccer.

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

me either

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's ok.

i have less than no interest in college football, so we’re almost even.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

fair enough

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have almost no interest

i like to watch teams lose, and thats about it. the usuals, notre dame, florida, usc, all those i like to watch fail. or at least hear about the failure later.

the only team i ever like is florida state. and i still feel better about a sox win over kansas city in april that any FSU win.

"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."

by boyonthedock on Sep 4, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well you've gotta be pleased with Florida State today

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

they do something good?

plat someone competent? i’ve been watching sox/twins

"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."

by boyonthedock on Sep 4, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Smothered Samford 59-6

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

SAMFORD

c’mon, exhibit a of why i don’t give a shit

"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."

by boyonthedock on Sep 4, 2010 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mario sez: mah...mah...mah.....mahmahmou

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Little Mac is feisty

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

hopefully gavin can execute a rather complicated gameplan

and prevent boston from hitting the ball to third base. and right field.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

happy birthday hawkeroo

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

fail

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

fail in what way?

picture not showing up for you? I can see it.

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes that way. what is it?

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

birthday cake with logo of the '83 Sox

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay! the year i was born

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

you don't want to know.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

too late.

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i got the plate

cake. google chrome likes it

"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."

by boyonthedock on Sep 4, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the play-doh lettering...

yummy

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

if i ate

50% of my diet would be fondant.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that like the melting pot?

mmm… cheese…

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

eww

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please do good today Gavin.

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

good so far

"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."

by boyonthedock on Sep 4, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

very wide zone tonight

so long as its the same for both teams

by moroots on Sep 4, 2010 6:22 PM CDT reply actions  

still*

sun is still affecting me

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

and are too lazy to scroll through gamethreads.

:)

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't want to be his friend.

I just want him to hit the ball.

by expatnyc on Sep 4, 2010 6:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

What if he hits YOUR ball though?

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

manny does not share

you know that

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

if Manny didn't share then he would have hit those 2 game winners himself...

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

from the on deck circle?

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

address please

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

can someone explain this catcher

what the hell is he doing with that low stretching

by kswissreject on Sep 4, 2010 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

mercy.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

loosening his asshole so he can take a massive shit when he gets back into the clubhouse

I mean, I don’t know.

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

lovely.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

you mean his half split..don't have a good comment for that

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

carlos ruiz does it too

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 4, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

tony pena too back in the day i think.

and maybe manny sanguillen? not sure.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stretching his legs...making a more stable target...I dunno

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by HappyHuman on Sep 4, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Showing off his Mad Limbo skills.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was forehead level!

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Qriple

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:46 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

welcome

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this word.

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQuel' Fantastique!

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

tu parle francais?

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

un petite

soi parle italiano

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

je ne parle pas italian

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

j'adore toutes les langues

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

if Francois was so smart,

Why didn’t he think to put champaign in cans?

by moroots on Sep 4, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Miller High Life... they did.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

well castro

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Does Ramon golf?

Because it looks like he was there. Sliced. C’mon, Bacon!

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

You have to try really hard to not drive Q in here.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

lol wut

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by HappyHuman on Sep 4, 2010 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Put the error on the boooooooooarrd! YES!

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

catcher is a pussy

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Sep 4, 2010 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

q knows its football season

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

w00t

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

that works

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

can we give him credit for a run and a tackle?

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice catch Blanco Nino

But your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chZsmKZ9Rjw

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who wants a body massage?

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

/saying something

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!

It’s a play off the overdubbed GI Joe PSAs. Those things are funny as hell.

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

GI Joe

never watched it

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

You were probably a suzie shortcake girl...

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

what?

muppet babbies yeah

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

i liked fraggle rock better

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

alvin and the chipmunks

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

before it was a dumb movie

ive always wanted to dressup as the chipettes for halloween, but cant ever convince two other girls to join me

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

well pr, you're about as tall as one

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's bogus

you making jokes. %^^$%&&^&^(

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep he saw me

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Short chicks are hawt

Looks on Google for suitable Bridget The Midget pics………… none that are SFW

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think reply fail

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

single/female/white?

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

great movie.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

you like crazy women?

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh i will stay away from you

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

2nd on that

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit 2nd on crazy!

well dead works too but… they are all crazy

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

well i gat words for you, buddy

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

we are not

most yes, but not all

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

you mean not all the time

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

just when men are stupid as hell

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

all the hot ones are.

i swear to god i had a dream last night that manny was traded to the sox
i woke up thinking it was true. so i had to check the internet, this could be another one of my premonitions so sit tight ;D
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:14 PM CDT

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 5, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am a lighting rod for that category of the fairer sex

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

me neither

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lizardo's pics were prescient indeed.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Sep 4, 2010 6:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

foreshadowing of things to come

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

as opposed to the other kind of foreshadowing...?

that ball knockout at home was GREAT way to clear up a brainless baserunning choice..

by scatterjazz on Sep 4, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was going on contact..

That was determined before the ball was hit. It wasn’t a choice made by Q.. just doing what he’s supposed to do there.

by Grinder in Training on Sep 4, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah. thanx.

i was assuming that during the play…but.. ..was just so stunned, then, to find him beat by so much even after the fielder seemed to consider it and stare for a moment before tossing home… hell yes to thse high BHP strikeout heaters, too!!!

by scatterjazz on Sep 4, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im just getting warm...

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is going well

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

anyone have any good sunburn remedies?

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

put on sunscreen before hand

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

that isnt gonna help now

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

well now you know for next time.

did I mention Florida sucking is fan-fucking-tastic? :D

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

might have to figure out how to get to the WLOCP this year

i think this may be the beginning of another UGA winning streak in that series

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Super doubtful.

UGA will find a way to lose. They always do

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah...

they had some new uni’s today too

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

purchase lidocane gel

problem is in the US you gotta have a rx for it, so i just had mine shipped from over seas.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive got solarcaine

but it just isnt doing the job

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

right, thats like .05% lidocane

shit i got is like 14%. It will numb anything. It’s the stuff the rub on you before you get an I.V., shot, etc…

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

that sounds sooo good right now

doubt i can get some shipped to me in time to help tho

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

ya i bet it would take atleast 2 weeks, but for future reference, ya know

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks. i may order some

why does europe have all the cool stuff? they have this tea that i swear cures everything from a little cough to the flu

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i believe, in general, anywhere but the U.S. of A.

is pretty weed friendly too. The only medicinal reason i would need it though is migraines.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

but i can think of lots of other reasons i would want it

too bad im back to working in aviation, so i have to pass random FAA drug tests

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just get even tanner.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aloe

aloe and more aloe. Even drink aloe juice if you can get some. Just keep rubbing it all over yourself instead of just the normal targeted areas.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

More serious answer, oatmeal bath.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought that was for chicken pox?

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

It soothes irritated skin, might as well try it.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

be italian

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 4, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

aquafor at walgreens

it wont sooth the pain, but an application or two a day will turn the burn to a tan with no peeling.

i swear to god i had a dream last night that manny was traded to the sox
i woke up thinking it was true. so i had to check the internet, this could be another one of my premonitions so sit tight ;D
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:14 PM CDT

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 5, 2010 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Manny's got his welcoming crowd there

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawk is 69, and already starting to lose it.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

senility is you friend

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car

by e-gus on Sep 4, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking sling blade.

bullshit.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

*denarded

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh great bases loaded

move along people, nothing to see here….

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

and again the sox get screwed before they can even think about retaliating.

fucking horseshit.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed

how do you warn the team that is hit?

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

happens to the sox all the time.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, Cookie Monster

Do some damage.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u73/ohiok/funnypictures/cookies/the-cookie-monster.jpg

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

that sucked

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

John Lackey is one ugly motherfucker.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Shut your mouth!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

my old man says

it looks like he picked his ass and smelled his fingers…. i tend to agree. that is the look he gives off. lol

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 4, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

francona is just as pissed

maybe even more so

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck him.

the sox are the ones getting screwed by that call.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i agree

just shows you the incompetence

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

i do not need to see more examples of umpiring incompetence.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

why does this always happen to the sox?

i seriously doubt it happens to other teams this much.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Q needs to be off the books

He crowds the plate.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

a lot of players crowd the plate and don't move much.

hell, beckham moved into the pitch that hit him the other day. it was his fault, but lackey was trying to drill quentin.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit. balls. ass.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

haha thats what you get

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Ahh....bases loaded.....my old nemesis.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCKPISSSHIT

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

hawk not happy.

“we owe you one….BIG GUY”
haha.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Assballs.

I don’t care, fucking bean Ortiz in the face then pick the ball up and throw it at his nuts.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

They should let Castro pitch one batter

if he hits someone’s head it’d be the first thing he’s hit today.

Seriously, though, how often would it be to bring a crappy field player in to pitch and bean some guy?

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh beckham

for fuck’s sake.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

whoah

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

BECKHAM, WHAT THE FUCK!?

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

bad bacon

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

what the fuck are you doing out there beckham?!?!

shit.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

jesus

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

you beat the crap out of a crappy team

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

some other teams have had trouble with that today

ask ole’miss

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

shame

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll stab him in the face for thinking about such irrelevant things.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

well granted, thats like saying not to think about santa clause on dec. 24th

today, has been a great sports day. my 2 fav sports, 4 games to watch…

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

yada yada

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

only 4 games?

im on about my 6th, granted ive not watched the entirety of any besides the one i attended

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

sox, sox, iowa/eiu, purdue/N.D.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

ya, i was very disappointed in the offense

the defense, well, i expected that from them.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean.. the first or second down play

Where the WR slows down.. and then has to jump for the ball? What the fuck was that? The drop on third down, was a bit more difficult, but have to make that play.

by Grinder in Training on Sep 4, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

on that note...UGA did what they did today w/o AJ Green

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

why on fucking earth would the umpire warn both teams after the first hit batter of the game?

did something happen in the first game i don’t know about? i didn’t see it.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

umpires are pansies

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

he saw Dr EL's pictures above and figured something was up.

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

with his teeth

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh...

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i lol'ed and you are making fun of my boy

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

who k'ed

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

bacon

on a pitch way inside

by moroots on Sep 4, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

fight on trojans

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

or bowl games

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i reiterate:DAMN REGGIE BUSH!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah damn reggie bush!

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

ADDRESS NOW!

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop trying to beat up people

i’m there to help

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

not

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'm not there

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stadium Road, Gainesville, Florida 32611

Just look for the National Championship signs.. they aren’t hard to find.

by Grinder in Training on Sep 4, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't you hear?

God now roots for the denver broncos. Florida is fucked.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

awesome

though the though of teblow handing off to knowshon makes me hurt a little bit

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its the NFlL now

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

them is fightin words

and i would never go there. ever. too afraid of jorts

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least we wouldn't key your car for having an UGAly "G" license plate

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 4, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

nor would i key yours for having orange on it

i cannot fix all georgia fans idiocy

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

poop

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

merde!

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on, Gavin

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Sep 4, 2010 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Gonna be an interesting game for the bullpen

I can’t see Floyd coming out for the sixth if he makes it through here.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Run for your lives!!! it's the DLW

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Ruh roh

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn it, Gav, get somebody out

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by HappyHuman on Sep 4, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

language!

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

profanity is our lingua franca...

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

.
Fucking damn it, Gav, get somebody out

Better?

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

eggcellent

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

big ass head

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

only cause he's bald

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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

gavin i'm going to whoop your ass!

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh. gonna go buy aloe

this score better be fixed by the time i return

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Sure would have been nice to score some runs with the bases loaded.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

two outs with castro up.

how many runs could really be expected?

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

playing roll down the hill

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i always hated that game

but im allergic to grass

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

how are you allergic to grass?

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

am not

shut up GIT

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmmm i got some words for you

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont know how to explain it. just am

and trees, cats, mold, lettuce, horses, etc

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm interesting

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same..

I went for allergy shots, was allergic to 38 of the 40 things they tested for. No good.

by Grinder in Training on Sep 4, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

so i take it some things are out huh

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's no fun....but you deal

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah..

I’d rather not be allergic to banana’s than grass though. Grass I can just wear long sleeves and pants.

by Grinder in Training on Sep 4, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

until someone mows and you have to breathe it

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha.. I know exactly what you mean

Plus side, I never had to mow the lawn growing up.

by Grinder in Training on Sep 4, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i know that feeling

did the shots help? i did them for about 6 months and got frustrated and quit

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did them for about a year..

I didn’t really see much of an improvement, and then moved and didn’t waste my time getting a new doctor here. They said you have to do them for a long time for it to show up, but I really didn’t notice anything after a year so I just gave up on it.

by Grinder in Training on Sep 4, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

My seasonal allergies have magically disappeared.

Used to get them like clockwork in the last week of August, past two years haven’t had a problem.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

wish that would happen

but right now im having sinus surgery every other year mine are so bad

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

his head is deeply planted in his ass tonight

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

suck it drew.

grab some bench.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Strike zone is brutal tonight.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

hoye is on my list.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

rios did not really set up well to make that throw.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

his throwing does not impress me.

but konerko’s fielding does! sweet.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whew.

GIDP would have been preferable, but…

by expatnyc on Sep 4, 2010 7:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

i prefer sale here

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

paulie is nails

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

PAULIE!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

correction

you forgot how much you enjoy guys

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Gavin done or do you press your luck?

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

He better be done

but he did a great job getting through that. He didn’t have it when that inning started, you can’t send him out for another.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

STOP!

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

there goes my trip to Puerto Vallarta.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

you gotta take him out

he’s not gonna get by on fastball-cutter

by moroots on Sep 4, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

do you listen to this american life?

story about michael larson on press your luck recently was good.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Commie

Yeah it was good. What a douche that guy was.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did- it made me want to rob game show winners houses.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do listen to the podcast but haven't heard that one.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

GSN did a doc a couple of years ago that was pretty good

Talked to a blogger who was a writer for Garfield at the time. CBS would have run with it…but the game show department was full of veterans of the Quiz Show Scandals, so they did they best they could to drop Larson’s shows down the memory hole.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's Part 1 of his show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHa4f3ebf-M&feature=related

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi, I've been paid off by BP to say they are doing what they can

….while we pay off think tanks to say oil spills are good.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 4, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL- wrecked

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Motherfuckers do not lose to John Lackey.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

then I guess these guys are not fans of MILFs.

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paulie says

‘Fuck all that shit, I can field.’

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 7:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

you're so late

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

twhs?

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

you calling me a man?

address plz

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

catfight!

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i need my blood pressure pills

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

double sideboob... even hawtter

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh lord why

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you serious?

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes as a woman i am

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Simple.

Men like boobs.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

well duh lateness

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ask a stupid question...

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

it wasn't stupid

sarcastic yes

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

(Shrugs)

6 of one, half a dozen of the other.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

stupid? yes.

We only respectable members of the blog to any kind of standard. - Grinder In Training

by omnipotent grab on Sep 5, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you?

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

When drunk

They’re kind fun to bounce around on.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

go put it in something

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is our quest

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh wow i hope you find a hole in a fence somewhere

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahah

small penises lurk

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

GLORY HOLE

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

you don't start

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

you pretty much gave him the invitation to say that with that comment above.

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

its a side thing i'm talking about

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not from minnesota

i don’t know how to make that tater tot casserole. otherwise…

by moroots on Sep 4, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I made it green

Just a bit ashamed.

Yeah but it worked!

by Dils on Sep 4, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't be. That deserves to be green.

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know,

i mean, where else could you see tits on the internet?
excelsior.

by craigws on Sep 4, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

no. a guy can say a twss

you dont have to be the “she” or “he” in reference

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

j/k

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Press your luck indeed.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Do not like

though I don’t like any of the bullpen options, Bobby probably can’t pitch four innings tonight.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably Pena/Linebrink/Sale

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Please no runz, Gavin….

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Thnk you!!!

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd watch a full college football game if Gavin gets a DP here.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

oh where oh where has my whatever gone

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I propose we rename Lackey to Henchman 21.... just sounds better.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

so happy for the new season

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 4, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

teahen on fire.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish

do we get out of the contract then?

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

not even if he was literally on fire.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Line drive right into Lackey's gut.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd pay to see that from Q.

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was high!

BS.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF

Harrell and Infante in the pen?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

haha.

suck it boston. nice relay.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Q!

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

FUCK YOU LACKEY STUPID UGLY ASS PIECE OF SHIT

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

there are more ugly people

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Al Yellon?

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ezikeal Astacio.

And I know I spelled his first name wrong.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ezequiel Astacio

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worse. Blackne. Ever.

It’s not robbing Peter to pay Paul — it’s bludgeoning Peter to death, and then realizing on the way back that you forgot to grab his wallet.

by SonOfCron on Sep 4, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

remember him fondly from game 3 of the world series

gave up the homer to blum. bet before that, i was trying to figure out what fucked up his face.

"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."

by boyonthedock on Sep 5, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

they need to start pumping some cold wind blows in the sox dugout

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

goody

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

WallQ

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

i "love" when lackey points at the ball

when it’s fouled way back out of play. tool.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

moar!!!!

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

More intimidating you mean?

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I’ll bet he can swing a bat better than Ramon has today, he’s looked awful.

I still prefer him over AJ of course.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

sthu

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

TECHNIQUE!

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

it's a trap

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

and

First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST. Whoooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then- [‘‘he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squid, lands on his head, and pops’‘]

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

As I watch the Twins keep winning games

and I want to give up, these guys keep going strong and so shall I!

Yeah but it worked!

by Dils on Sep 4, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

why you can't get a date anymore

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you a craigslist killer?

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm scared

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

right...

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just attended a wedding of my aunt who met her new husband on craigslist.

Exactly what you would expect from a CL match.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can catch up

if we get to play two everyday to their one.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 4, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

if you haven't noticed

they are a bunch of cheating fucking bastards.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

hello, jim thome.

i swear to god i had a dream last night that manny was traded to the sox
i woke up thinking it was true. so i had to check the internet, this could be another one of my premonitions so sit tight ;D
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:14 PM CDT

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 5, 2010 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

fuck you lackey.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

oh god. linebrink.

i’m going drinking.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

me too

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck it, I would have just stuck with Floyd.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

why in the fuck is he in there if we have a rested pen?????????

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

k

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

rested does not mean ready... and if he fails we can replace him. If the rest of the pen fails...

do you want the game in HIS hands?

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

is stupid

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

We’re going to see Sale in the 8th, Thorton in the 9th,

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Uh-oh.

Pessimissm building….

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

um keep it in your pants boys

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

KIIYPB

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 4, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thorton's married with kids

I believe.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

yes

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Ozzie should of stayed with Liney

Drew is hitting .250 off Linebrink

Yeah but it worked!

by Dils on Sep 4, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

If Linebrink can actually be some kind of asset down the stretch, they might have more of a shot than I thought. If.

If.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Shitbags.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Lackey gets that call.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

farmer thinks sale should be a closer.

also, he calls victor martinez “vic”.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

gameday has that off-speed pitch as a change

don’t think so. also, that was a strike earlier in the game

by moroots on Sep 4, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

whatever that was,

that last pitch was nice.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

This kid is gonna be pooty goo

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

time to score about 5 runs

then let sale drill ortiz. (or make him cry if he fails to do so.)

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

DRILL CITY!!

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

can you imagine ortiz charging the mound on sale?

sale is probably too young to have played punch-out, which is the textbook on how to fight larger foes

by moroots on Sep 4, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

im back. thanks for fixing the score

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

welcome

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get yourself some remedies?

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

aloe with lidocaine...and chick-fil-a

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coming this month.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

In your mouth.

The Chick-fil-A, I mean. Really.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

fox valley mall in naperville

"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."

by boyonthedock on Sep 5, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Make sure you don't rub yourself with a greasy chicken patty.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

i may be a georgia fan...but i am not one of the ones that everyone chants about:

hey whats that comin down the track
a mean machine in red in black
aint nothin finer in the land
than a drunk obnoxious georgia fan

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're welcome

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What a bunch of pathetic front-runners.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha

Wow, Farmer’s in rare bitchy form tonight.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

different than any other night?

farmer is awful.

i swear to god i had a dream last night that manny was traded to the sox
i woke up thinking it was true. so i had to check the internet, this could be another one of my premonitions so sit tight ;D
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:14 PM CDT

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 5, 2010 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Late to the DH party,

but what does Paulie need to do to be considered by his OWN fanbase for MVP? I mean, really.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

steal bases.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hit .407?

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

get a better fanbase

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

LOL

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's turned KenWo.

That’s like turning a lesbian straight.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're right

KenWo was a flaming lezbo

by moroots on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yuck, you never truly know whats been in there lol.

i swear to god i had a dream last night that manny was traded to the sox
i woke up thinking it was true. so i had to check the internet, this could be another one of my premonitions so sit tight ;D
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:14 PM CDT

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kill Josh Hamilton and Robinson Cano.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Consideration".

And Hamilton is injured. And a Ranger – who gives afuck about them? They cannot beat Teh Twinn. If Paulie helps us beat Teh Twinn he should get it.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's been considered. And he'll get plenty of votes.

Worry about meeting Pete’s workplace productivity demands, not this.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your directiveness is inappropriate.

Get a fucking job first. Support a family. Then talk to me about how to behave at work.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is micktoclick up your ass? Lighten up.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

cano really has had a ridiculous year

so has paulie though.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Miggy's

In the conversation too. Those four have just been incredible this year.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

thats works

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Fun watching Manny at at bats

It’s Like watching Big Frank

Yeah but it worked!

by Dils on Sep 4, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

don't understand the pinch running here

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

for what?

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

so he can run away from the team later

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

The next 28 games?

He’s had calf injuries this year if I recall. He won’t bat again so why bother making him run and risk any further ouchie?

by daggins on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

he very well could bat again

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

schweeeeet

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to like Lilli

But his baseball stupidity gets in the way.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

he has had his clutch moments

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

omar comin'.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

the fossil has been uncovered.

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

we get omar

thats it

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

sang that today at the georgia game

SSSWWEEET CARRROOLINE

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

FNDITA.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

best neil diamond song ever

is cracklin’ rosie, sung by shane macgowan.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank the Lord for the Nighttime,

Cherry, Cherry, and Holly, Holy are right there.

Cracklin’ Rosie is horseshit.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're high.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are deaf.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

woah you are feisty tonight

someone forget to change your depends?

by moroots on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

he can change them on his own

he just chooses not to

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

sale's fastball turns me on

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

and beltre just turned it around.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

find me a pitcher that has a pitch that noone has ever hit

it will happen. doesnt mean its a fantastic pitch

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

no one has ever hit

any pitch by mark buehrle.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can agree with this

I SEEEEEEN IT

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

moist

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

hello

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

STEP ON THE BAG.....................

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Boston has a lot of players that are just depressing to look at.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

No

They are not a handsome bunch.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

doucheldouche warming................

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

4 straight?

was that planned?

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

by james hoye and bud selig? yes.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm already getting queasy.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

sack up.

it’s sphincter time!

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

DRAMA TIME

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

bobby = workhorse

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

fat fucking drama queen of a workhorse

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

With awful, awful

taste in facial hair.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're sox fans

wouldn’t have it any other way :-)

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck it.

i’m going drinking.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

That was strike 3 anyways.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

he wont blow it. he only blows 3 run leads

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

tide seemed to roll tonight

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

as expected

i dont really dislike alabama. i just HATE florida. and other schools that wear orange, excluding texas

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Illinois? Syracuse?

What have they done to you?

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

i actually have an illinois sweatshirt. my cousin jon beutjer was the qb a few years ago there

but i dont interact with those teams ever, so no feelings good or bad

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

completely biased hatred is what ncaa football is all about

i dont know why i hate Syracuse, i just do. same goes for Oregon,

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

and miami

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

thug u

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

why miami?

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

just do

like I said, completely biased.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

and usc.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love USC

oh no.

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

you grew up in chicago

you only like usc cuz they were good.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

And cause they cheat to win.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

not true

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sort of a Tennessee fan -- got relatives there.

And obviously I live in Illinois, so there’s that too.

You still love me right? :P

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

just dont sing that damn song they are so in love with

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't sing period.

Actually with my hearing impairment (explained in earlier threads you missed) I find it difficult to listen to music…

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i actually was present for that thread

having hearing difficulties would make a tennessee game much more pleasant.

some of the worst fans tho. i was in the band at uga. got spit on while walking on the field at halftime

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you obviously provoked it

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I went there for a game once, it wasn't too bad

Then again, I was wearing Tennessee orange so…

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

home depot orange*

fixed

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

prison orange

no, really, i dont mind tennesse. Mostly because for the last few years they won me over $1500 while betting on ncaa basketball

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

/calling the FBI

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

shhhhhhhhh

it was all legal….

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i work for the government

i must rat you out

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

We used to organize secret betting in high school.. even the teachers got in on it.

the law is powerless against March Madness

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

It does look a helluva lot like Home Depot orange...

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Being deaf,

were you immune to verbal taunts? Shit, I’d spit, too.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, I don't think ANYBODY is immune from verbal taunts in the heat of a college football game

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

on a girl in the band?

maybe at one of the star players. but not at the band members. they did nothing

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joke.

But being a girl has nothing to do with it. You want equal rights? You get equal abuse.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this

the whole thing. The idea of a Tennessee fan spitting on a UGA fan… there’s no words for it. I can’t stop smiling!

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

by Moral Narcissist on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

good ol' rocky top, rocky top tennessee

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

jenks in for scutero then thornton.

I photoshopped a boner on the security guard but it's too dark to see --- billyok

by mick10 on Sep 4, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

lucas harrel to close

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boston fans are the best.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

gonna need all their addresses

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

box score tells me sox have zero errors...

is anyone else confused as to how bacon doesnt have at least 1.5 on that back-to-back gaff back in the ***th inning ??

  on the other hand, that was a lovely rope he just snapped off…

by scatterjazz on Sep 4, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

popfly doesnt count as an error if they never touch it

just a weird rule

"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-

by oneloyaldawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

ortiz's grounder should definitely have been an error.

the missed pop up was just a fielder’s choice.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

they (mlb.com play-by-play) describes the play as...

“david ortiz hits into a force out on a pop up, beckham to ramirez.” amazing. there is something unsettling about this phrase. or maybe not. in any case, happy jenksgiving to all and lets have more more MOre of the same tomorrow excepting those jagweasels from minnesota….

by scatterjazz on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 down

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on, Bobby.

Stop being urpy….

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

OVAH!

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Very nice!

25 percent chance, bitches!

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

CHOPPER TWO HOPPER!!!!

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

and a flying reno by jenks for emphasis.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

chicken dinner

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Game OVA!!!!!!!

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

About goddamn time we saw this.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

then rec it asshole!

i swear to god i had a dream last night that manny was traded to the sox
i woke up thinking it was true. so i had to check the internet, this could be another one of my premonitions so sit tight ;D
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 19, 2010 5:14 PM CDT

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 5, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bullpen getting healthy,

Offense getting it done, we got Manny, defense playing well. Now we just need Minnesota to start losing a bit.

Yeah but it worked!

by Dils on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

this

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

this x2

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus, a cubs fan the other day said to me...

You’re still wearing sox stuff!?!?! like he didn’t know about manny. dick.

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop dancing on the table

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop dancing on the table

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

DH SWEEP !!!!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn, Jenks was a horse.

Fatty deserves his props.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

First in the buffet line

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woooooooooo

2005 Chicago White Sox. 2006 Chicago Rush. 2008 Philadelphia Phillies. 2009-10 Chicago Blackhawks. CHAMPIONS.

by HappyHuman on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

OVAH

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Great job by jenks twice today

gets a lot of grief but deserves credit today

by moroots on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe he pulled it together by now

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

now thats what i call picking up a half game

the hard way….keep it going lets do this..

Staying Out of White Sox Business

by benlinus on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Did

Gavin’s BHB grow a little bit bigger tonight? Or did they just get a little hairier?

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 4, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

should be a poll on sss when i wake up tomorrow for that

"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie

by usualsuspect on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Magic number down to 28

MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car

by e-gus on Sep 4, 2010 9:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

chopper hopper two and this game will is ovah!! right now this ballgame duck snort

fuck yeah hawk, i’m buying what you’re selling

signature

by billyok on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

what i want to know is

how many times in the history of baseball has a team won both games of a doubleheader by the same score?
someone please look into it and post answer here.
thank you in advance. i’m going drinking.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

You are a hole in a wall.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

that doesn't even make sense.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am quoting your sig.

Because it makes no sense.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2010 7:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

whosh

but it makes more sense than you.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2010 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you were on strike.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

i find that doubtful.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whosh.

I hope you went drinking.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2010 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

i was drinking the whole time.

stopped for a while, but may start again soon.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2010 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

(also, no whosh)

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2010 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

no way jose.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

284.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously?

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

That’s my guess.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks. go to sleep bally.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm signing off now.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

dewpoint is 48 here.

so sweet.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait

Once

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by billyok on Sep 5, 2010 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is so elegant and funny in its simplicity.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2010 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mark Buehrle needs to really step up tomorrow.

Historically he is not good v Red Sox. He is not good in Fenway.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

leave him alone.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You better

say a prayer for him before you go to sleep tonight AND first thing in the morning when you awaken.

On your knees.

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

mark buehrle needs to prove nothing.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

He does at Fenway.

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2010 7:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't say he needs to prove anything.

I said he needs to step up.

Did you say your prayers?

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Sep 5, 2010 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

no prayers.

even i’m not crazy enough to believe in those.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2010 7:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

For the record...I already finished the Detroit story

and Dr.EmilioLizardo plays the main character.

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Do I get to play a deaf guy?

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said at the time of West (after Buehrle and Guillen ejected because of the balks) FUCK YOU JOE WEST
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 4, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you have another obligatory old man I get hung with?

I guess one man's pain in the ass is another’s perfect fit.
by mick10 on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2010 7:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

No part for you this time unless you want the telepathic mutant, cat part.

And there is no room for a deaf guy in this story. I am sure most of you will believe it is written in poor taste. I’ll post it hopefully before tomorrows game,

When the going gets tough, the tough get optimistic

by Rhubarb on Sep 5, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

WINNAH!

why soggs are my frens.

by Trooper on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

big big day for the Sox, and they pulled it out,

good job guys

Oz on Swish HR celeb: "That's the way he is. Good for him, enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horseshit player for me.''

by OznCoop on Sep 4, 2010 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

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