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Mark Teahen Should Not Be An Option At 3B For White Sox

It was fitting that Wednesday night's game officially ended on a 5-4-3 double play, because it unofficially ended in the 4th inning when Mark Teahen botched what should have been an inning ending double play. 

John Danks was tasked with facing the Tigers on short rest thanks to Saturday's double-header in what seemed like a favorable matchup with Jeremy Bonderman. That matchup only got rosier when Miguel Cabrera and Johnny Damon were held out. Unfortunately, outside of Omar Vizquel the Sox offense wasn't up to the task of touching Bonderman.

Vizquel took Bonderman deep -- 1st row deep -- in the top of the 4th to provide the Sox lone offensive highlight. The Sox lead was short-lived, however, as Teahen's second throwing error of the game opened the floodgates in the bottom half. Danks wasn't exactly stellar after the error allowing a single, double and two walks (one intentional), and you can't assume the double play, but it's a play that has to be made.

If Alexei Ramirez makes a bad error like that, you have to just eat it and move on. But when Mark Teahen makes that error, his second in less than 30 minutes, after a season of proving every defensive metric right (he can't play defense), it's time to get him out of the lineup. There's no way he can make up for his play in the field with his league-average bat. Putting him in the lineup is a net-negative, every time.

I have no doubt that Ozzie will pull Teahen tomorrow when he still has to cover for the loss of Gordon Beckham, the question is 'how?' I suspect it will be by shifting Vizquel to 3B and inserting Brent Lillibridge in place of Beckham's customary locale. I'm all for swinging for the fences and throwing the kid with 1 major league at-bat at the hot corner. Ozzie's been using all his bullets from the pen so far in September, why not do the same with the lineup?

Teahen wouldn't be such a headache if he was only around for this season. Heck, he might already be gone if that was the case. But with 2 more years at $10+M, he's the Scott Linebrink of the offense. He makes too much money for anyone to want to deal with his shortcomings, and his salary will be just enough that we keep trying find someplace to get "value" out of him (read: where he can do the least damage). Unfortunately, that probably means at least another year of him getting reps in RF, where the Sox would be best served picking up a plus-offensive player while shifting Q! to DH. 

And since we always complain when the Sox take a long time to lose, this one came in at a tidy 2:04, a humane euthanization. As for the Sox playoff hopes, they appear to be taking a swift kick in the nuts, as the Twins just broke up a Zach Greinke no-hitter to take a 3-1 lead.

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regarding the headline.

yeah, no shit.

MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car

by e-gus on Sep 8, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll be missing the day game tomorrow

so if one of you guys wanted to recap, [insert Lumbergism]

by The Cheat on Sep 8, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Swift kick in the rocks would be describing it kindly.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Teahen+KotsayDH

What terrible personnel moves for the 2010 edition of the White Sox. What could have been instead…

"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473

by NorthSidePaulie on Sep 8, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

"Mark Teahen Should Not Be An Option At 3B For White Sox" is a true statement

Along the lines of:

“Sticking metal objects in electrical sockets should not be an option for a long and healthy life.”

“Do not taunt the dynamite monkey”

and

“Don’t swim in the shark tank.”

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 8, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

"Make sure your carbon monoxide mask is suitably loose."

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Don't wear a condom. She's probably clean."

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 8, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

"While skinning the animal, pay no heed to what your scalpel hand is doing."

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 8, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

best not to do that to swayze,

i’ve heard his ghost gets pissy and can make life tough for you.
though i suppose that might be the point.

by craigws on Sep 8, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny

I didn’t know the ancient Helluvans made ashtrays…

Their society always seemed so pure, and tobacco free to me.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Sep 8, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey!

you need to concentrate on keeping your homeboys from booing the lichtensteinien national anthem.

also, see if you can stop them from destroying manchester on tuesday. savages.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh i have nowt to do with

rangers. hate those glory-hunting bastards. they are the equivalent of yankees fans.
and the lichtenstein anthem shares the same music as ‘god save the queen’, so you can see why the scottish may wish to boo it.

by craigws on Sep 9, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

fewer.

also, even though the game last night was not broadcast in my area, farmio and dj were ridiculing the detroit scorekeeper for not charging teahen with an error on some play in whatever inning. teahen’s defense is worse than i thought possible. he has to be stopped. i would love to hear kenny williams’ feelings on the subject. mercy.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

if he didn't exist

you would have to invent him.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hear he stole the Hurt's and he loves it.

OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

If I see Mark Teahen at third base again, I will shoot myself in the foot

Then I will run out to third base, replace him and play better than he did tonight.

I am in desperate need of hockey now.
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 8, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

humane euthanization

is like saying a painful pain.

as the formaldehyde smells lull me to sleep…

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 8, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

assisted suicide

should be legal

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

But wait...

Coop already said they saw death….but then, shouldn’t they….but….ohhh, my head hurts now.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe the masculine form of the Teahen is Teacock.

"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT

by sw mn guy on Sep 8, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Go Bears? ah screw it...when does hockey start?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 8, 2010 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Training camp on the 18th

First preseason game the 22nd

Home preseason games the 25th, October 1st and 3rd.

Season opener October 7th

Home opener October 9th

I am in desperate need of hockey now.
On Twitter? Follow my occasional rants about whatever...

by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 8, 2010 10:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

We're Gonna Win Twins

We’re Gonna Score!!! We’re Gonna Win Twins Watch That Baseball Soar!!! Knock Out A Home Run Shout A Hiporray Cheer For The Minnesota Twins Today!!!
    But seriously, who brings in “upgrades” from the Royals?

"This has got to hurt"

by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 9:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

hiporray?

what kind of fucktard english is this?

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 8, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

Made me laugh

"This has got to hurt"

by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 10:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

and this

is why youre the man in charge

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I believe it translates to

Division Champion

"This has got to hurt"

by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 9:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

And I'm gonna leave this here

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 8, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey douchebag

turn that bar stool over. You’re supposed to sit on the padded side, not playing pogo stick with the stool legs up your ass.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 8, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

if i wasn't sane

i’d beat the hell out of you.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Torri Hunter: No rings

Aaron Rowand: One ring.

I, myself, like this.

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rowand

Tough Guy

"This has got to hurt"

by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why are you here?

What purpose are you supposed to have? Or are you just looking for attention and trying to be a small, petty, pathetic person with no real friends or actual purpose?

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah,

I watch him a lot now that he’s with the Giants, he one tough SOB

"This has got to hurt"

by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

why is it that you've never posted at twinkie town?

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 8, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a Twins fan

I just grew to dislike the White Sox, mostly due to Hawk Harrelson and Kenny Williams, how does that guy have a job. I do like Ozzie though, nah LOVE Ozzie. I just like talkin a litte BS every now and again, if this were the Red Sux or Rangers blog they would have banned me instantly, but you Chicago guys got more balls

"This has got to hurt"

by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've banned one person in the last year

a couple weeks ago

But yeah, you’re over the line into full on troll territory, I’m just lazy

by The Cheat on Sep 8, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who was that?

"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."

-RWShow

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was me actually :(

luckily i have magic powers that allow me to continue commenting

by Trooper on Sep 8, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that makes perfect sense.

You do get a bit unruly, talking back to larry and demanding injuries to das mouts and such.

by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I commend your level of laziness

you Chicago guys know how to dish it back unlike the Whino Pansies in Boston, Seattle, New York and Texas. That playoff victory thing still has me laughin Here’s to Gordon Beckham having a full year next year guys a beast

"This has got to hurt"

by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually own that t-shirt.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i enjoy baseball a lot

but Hawk makes watching your games on my MLB package almost unbearable. Kenny Williams, he’s a win some lose some GM who makes too many poor moves that have cost the White Sox and left them with an aging core, a bare cupboard in the minors, and the prospects of having to overpay to resign/bring in decent replacements for AJ, Konerko, and a whatever they are going to do with their whole DH, LF situation.

"This has got to hurt"

by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go the fuck away.

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

also, our parents are gonna die someday.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 9, 2010 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

If your primary motivation for rooting against the White Sox doesn't come from rooting for another team

then you’re doing it wrong

either way, you look like a twat popping out of the woodwork the moment things get bleak

i like how os x tells me twat is misspelled

fuck you steve jobs!!

signature

by billyok on Sep 9, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not Only Can't You Spell Properly Or Use Less Than Three Exclamation Marks

You Also Write Like A Third Grader. Hooray!

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 8, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

fewer.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go back to hell.

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 8, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY FUCKING ASS.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

OM wants your ass?

don’t give it to him… we’ve seen how these things end. one of you will disappear for weeks and then show up every now and then with a teaser post and then disappear some more.

by Trooper on Sep 8, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I live in Urbana

Try and get him to send me his address.

LeBron James: Which of His Blessings would you deny?

by ProfessorEmmer on Sep 8, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

here's a hint

i don’t live all that far from roger ebert’s childhood home.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

the Steak n Shake??

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 9, 2010 8:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

close enough

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 9, 2010 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mark Teahen 3B

3 years/$14M (2010-12)
signed extension with Chicago White Sox 12/8/09 (avoided arbitration)
10:$3.75M, 11:$4.75M, 12:$5.5M

DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 8, 2010 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

This is more offensive than the pudwhack from East Dakota.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 8, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

was just going to post that

you scooped me

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 8, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

How dare he post over you?

"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose

by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just pat yourself on the back.

Jim and Carl are already doing it.

We only respectable members of the blog to any kind of standard. - Grinder In Training

by omnipotent grab on Sep 8, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

..

We only respectable members of the blog to any kind of standard. - Grinder In Training

by omnipotent grab on Sep 8, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

as much as I hate Teabag, I do not support this move. Mother Hen is a major league hitter, Brent Morel is not. I’ll take my chances on not too many balls being hit to third.

I’d rather put Vizquel at third and The Bridge at second.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 9, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Major League Hitter."

I do not think it means what you think it means.

Mark Teahen tonight. 0-3, 1K. 2 VERY COSTLY errors. Morel in there may have gone 0-3 as well, but would have made at least one of those if not both of those plays, and that makes the game much closer if not changing the whole momentum of it.

Bridge over Vizquel at 2nd, okay, but only if Vizquel is at 3rd. There is no excuse for Teahen in the lineup tonight, or any night… The injury to Beckham should not even be a factor in this.

"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"

by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Teahen is garbage, I get it

he had a terrible game at the field and at the plate. The guy is totally unqualified as a third basemen. Morel is totally unqualified as a major league hitter. Teahen is an overpaid sack of crap but he belongs in the big leagues, Morel doesn’t.

Obviously Teahen has played like complete ass in the field but I doubt Morel’s defense is worth Teahen’s offense. And, um, yeah I know he sucked tonight. That’s not really relevant tomorrow except that it made obvious the glaring holes in Teahen’s game.

I think starting Morel is an overreaction to Teahen’s poor defensive performance. He has been terrible but he is unlikely to continue being as bad as he has been. And Morel is unlikely to get a hit.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 9, 2010 1:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Teahen’s bat does not overcome his defensive liability"

i agree with that..

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 2:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

what makes you think morel can't hit major league pitching?

Well, that a good manageris your opinion. by winningugly

by mick10 on Sep 9, 2010 6:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

around here we take a no can do policy unless proven otherwise

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Sep 9, 2010 6:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure morel is a better hitter right now than Vizquel.

The kid has made the adjustment and hit at every level and every challenge in his pro career. He’s closer to a Beckham in ability than Teahen. He’ll win the job at 3rd next year.

Well, that a good manageris your opinion. by winningugly

by mick10 on Sep 9, 2010 7:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure why he has that assumption either about morel

i agree with most of what you say below, but while morel might have the talent to stay at the MLB level, i don’t think he the same offensive skillset as becks. i think he needs a few more months in AAA in 2011, unless he’s a hitting machine this month and in spring training.

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

SSS

he’s at least replacement level offensively (someone can correct me if necessary), but regardless, it’s obvious that teahen can’t play D at 3B. morel should be there..

now that we’re pretty much out of it, barring an epic collapse from the twins, i say we have more ’bridge and morel in the line-up, let the kids play damn it

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 2:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

2 thousand zero zero party over oops outa time,

Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999.

 “The Kids Can Play!”

"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"

by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 3:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha, totally

but in seriousness, teahen and visquel aren’t long term solutions so it would be nice to see if morel can handle major league pitching even if morel needs at least another few months in AAA in 2011.

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 4:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not yet

but in some states we could marry.

Honestly, what part of Teahen is garbage is difficult to understand? Do you think I am pleased that Teahen is on this team? Does anything I wrote indicate that? It is because of the poor job done by KW that I have to argue over which is a shinier piece of crap to look at on gameday.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 9, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

one has promise and potential

the other is a known entity

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not always best to stay with a known entity

but in this case I think it is. I think everyone would rather see Spongebob at third after Teahen’s recent performance, but that’s wrong.

FWIW, I don’t think Morel has much potential, and expect him to be AAA+ at best.

by Gentleman Jim on Sep 9, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

well that's just like, your opinion

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 9, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

probably time to think about next season...

still hoping for the best but its not looking good…hopefully KW can avoid any more teahen/linebrink fuck ups and not trade any of the starters…

by ndsoxfan on Sep 8, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

you need to chillout cheat, the sox aren't out of it yet

if the sox win here on out, they still have a chance

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

i think youve been hanging out with jah rasta man too much

MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car

by e-gus on Sep 9, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think mick10 has

whosh!

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't wanna see T's glove,

toniiiiiiiiiiiiight

OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just wanna spill his blood...

Toniiiiight…

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Welp, here comes the Minneapolis PD for you.

They are experts in blog death threat cases, generally consulted for their expertise all across the midwest.

OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Unless it is Lucas Davenport, I am not worried about the MPD...

Although Detective Sherrill is welcome to frisk me.

"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 9, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes

He was supposed to respond better by playing every day…

by 815Sox on Sep 9, 2010 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like thats the assumption we made.

Look at this damn contract. He’s just gonna go UP in value!!!!!

OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

given the context

it appears more and more that kenny lost this trade

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 4:37 AM CDT reply actions  

nah...its the nl

you saw our results for june…

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton

by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 9, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

What sucks is that a 7-2 road trip (so far) is not good enough.

As for Teahen – do the Sox still pay him if he’s released? I’m thinking out loud.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 9, 2010 5:58 AM CDT reply actions  

uh, yeah

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 6:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

but if they have him killed

either the insurance kicks in or maybe an injury settlement or they could make him dead team ambassador and give him a small statue above the toilet paper dispenser in the mens room handicapped stall behind section 117.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 9, 2010 6:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Egads

Isn’t it bad enough that Reggie Jackson, current version, is starting to look like a aged bronz buddha and that the Sox have become an MLB Old Folks Home? Now, we get bogus guys like Teahen getting playing time, and signed to contract extensions. That’s why they’re the White Sox, not the Yankees or any other good team. Teams like the Sox dump Nick Swisher because the coach doesn’t like him ‘personally’ and makes it hard for him to stay. Teahen is an ‘Ozzie’ guy. I really think loyality to Ozzie is the primo requirement to be a Sox. Especially if you not an Hispanic player.

by Rugmaster D on Sep 9, 2010 6:44 AM CDT reply actions  

what?

Please name these other good teams.

Yankees can make up for a lot of mistakes with their payroll…check it out sometime. They have made some pretty bad free agent signings as well. I’m not sticking up for the Teahen signing, but it is what it is. Nick Swisher is a flaming douche’

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Sep 9, 2010 6:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

You want a bad organization? Try the New York Mets.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 9, 2010 7:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

go back to hell.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2010 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Especially if you not an Hispanic player."

Go join your local minuteman chapter, or back to hell as BM suggests, you asshole

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha, but more like jaime or diego

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you told me before this trip we were going to go 8-2

I would say, damn, how close are we to der Twain!?!? GRAAAAH FTT.

OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 AM CDT reply actions  

What a pisser

This isn’t a “late season fold.” The team ahead of them is just better.

Poop.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 9, 2010 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. Our GM failed.

For some reason I’d really have preferred if their failures were due to a lack of money or lack of resources. Would be a lot easier to get over than the blatant mistakes made by KW this offseason that had nothing to do with money. Add to that the fact casual fans such as us, saw that these bad decisions were going to torpedo the season from the outset, but the guy paid a shit ton of money to make them didn’t. Just makes for a painful season.

by Grinder in Training on Sep 9, 2010 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

What's worse

Let’s say the long, hard, slog continued past June 9th…and the Sox were trudging to 73 wins. Is that better than what we’re experiencing now?

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 9, 2010 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well much better draft pick at 73 wins

But I wasn’t really referencing being close or far from first. I just meant to lose because of obvious mistakes that could have been easily corrected, is much worse than losing for reasons out of their control. Be that losing by 5 games or 20 games.

by Grinder in Training on Sep 9, 2010 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

only real difference that matters at that point

is protected draft pick

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 9, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. Too bad we didn't win a few more games early in the season.

Probably be WC contenders at least. What if’s.

OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Would have been nice to take care of business in August

Would have been nice to win a few more games in April/May

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I hear the way to get into the postseason is win games in the regular season.

Seems to me that that’s the case in these circumstances.

OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bout time Q. Lets kill those H/A splits.

And I don’t even care if Morel gets a hit. Just play good D please.

OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

charlotte

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 9, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

how about not the white sox system?

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

We are showing this veteran an egregious amount of disrespect.

OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

he's in a fielding slump.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

no aj check

no teahen check

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

i agree with the teahen thing but aj has been okay lately

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

he's been better than ok

last 30 games, .789 OPS.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

that's fantastic

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

its more ok than fantastic

MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car

by e-gus on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

AJ's been killing it.

Not that he’d be playing in this game anyway.

by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

no day game after night games for AJ

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

or most catchers

not named jason kendall

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

that man is not human

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....

by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

nor is he likely a professional baseball player anymore

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Sep 9, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

good sports day

usa / russia at 10, sox at noon, and saints/vikings tonight

Hope he’s not writing the 2011 White Sox Anal too. -Sox Machine

by Jack M on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 AM CDT reply actions  

If instead of signing teabags to an extension

They took him to arbitration and he accepted the offer, would he be arbitration eligible again after this season or would he be unrestricted?

by moroots on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 AM CDT reply actions  

his books are nothing to sneeze at either..

"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

he was.

and he tips his cap to him at the end of the post.

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.

by BuehrleMan on Sep 9, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just oustanding.

That guy shoud really consider starting his own blog or something.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 9, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Anybody know what the status is on Paulie and Beckham?

I’d feel much better if at least one of them were playing this afternoon.

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Konerko today. Becks back tomorrow.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're too soft

Answers were available on this very page. Teach a man to fish!

by CatBrains on Sep 9, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I provide a service.

People helping people, as Wally Phillips used to say.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Help them to help themselves

and do so through ridicule! It is the SSS way, established by larry circa 2006

by CatBrains on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's right, CB
larry taught me long ago not to ask questions if I didn’t already know the answer.

by Chiburb on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT on Another Win? Plz K Danks!

by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

So you're saying P-Townfan is really Betty from Berwyn?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver

by Chiburb on Sep 9, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to send him a scarf and a dinner for two.

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!

by 67WMAQ on Sep 9, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Twain & Company are too comfortable

The sheer amount of freckle-stench discharging from that safe-haven for the weak-willed and toothless is damn near overwhelming. I refuse to relinquish the minute shred of optimism that I am clinging onto. Good guys aren’t supposed to win, we need to inseminate their hotdish for old time sake.

by Rhubarb on Sep 9, 2010 11:35 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Haha rec'd for the last sentence. Which is gross.

OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Der Twain has to derail at some point

Thing is, we need to friggin’ sweep ’em at The Cell. Right now what are the chances of that happening with our bullpen the way it is and Teahan still wanting to play?

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

by P-Townfan on Sep 9, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Teahan

It’s a damn shame he can’t hit everyone else like he always hit against the White Sox. Drop him and make Morel the starter at 3rd.

Phil Burns

by The Mighty Philster on Sep 10, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

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