Mark Teahen Should Not Be An Option At 3B For White Sox
It was fitting that Wednesday night's game officially ended on a 5-4-3 double play, because it unofficially ended in the 4th inning when Mark Teahen botched what should have been an inning ending double play.
John Danks was tasked with facing the Tigers on short rest thanks to Saturday's double-header in what seemed like a favorable matchup with Jeremy Bonderman. That matchup only got rosier when Miguel Cabrera and Johnny Damon were held out. Unfortunately, outside of Omar Vizquel the Sox offense wasn't up to the task of touching Bonderman.
Vizquel took Bonderman deep -- 1st row deep -- in the top of the 4th to provide the Sox lone offensive highlight. The Sox lead was short-lived, however, as Teahen's second throwing error of the game opened the floodgates in the bottom half. Danks wasn't exactly stellar after the error allowing a single, double and two walks (one intentional), and you can't assume the double play, but it's a play that has to be made.
If Alexei Ramirez makes a bad error like that, you have to just eat it and move on. But when Mark Teahen makes that error, his second in less than 30 minutes, after a season of proving every defensive metric right (he can't play defense), it's time to get him out of the lineup. There's no way he can make up for his play in the field with his league-average bat. Putting him in the lineup is a net-negative, every time.
I have no doubt that Ozzie will pull Teahen tomorrow when he still has to cover for the loss of Gordon Beckham, the question is 'how?' I suspect it will be by shifting Vizquel to 3B and inserting Brent Lillibridge in place of Beckham's customary locale. I'm all for swinging for the fences and throwing the kid with 1 major league at-bat at the hot corner. Ozzie's been using all his bullets from the pen so far in September, why not do the same with the lineup?
Teahen wouldn't be such a headache if he was only around for this season. Heck, he might already be gone if that was the case. But with 2 more years at $10+M, he's the Scott Linebrink of the offense. He makes too much money for anyone to want to deal with his shortcomings, and his salary will be just enough that we keep trying find someplace to get "value" out of him (read: where he can do the least damage). Unfortunately, that probably means at least another year of him getting reps in RF, where the Sox would be best served picking up a plus-offensive player while shifting Q! to DH.
And since we always complain when the Sox take a long time to lose, this one came in at a tidy 2:04, a humane euthanization. As for the Sox playoff hopes, they appear to be taking a swift kick in the nuts, as the Twins just broke up a Zach Greinke no-hitter to take a 3-1 lead.
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yeah, no shit.
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/waves at passing car
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Ugh.
Swift kick in the rocks would be describing it kindly.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
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by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
Teahen+KotsayDH
What terrible personnel moves for the 2010 edition of the White Sox. What could have been instead…
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
"Mark Teahen Should Not Be An Option At 3B For White Sox" is a true statement
Along the lines of:
“Sticking metal objects in electrical sockets should not be an option for a long and healthy life.”
“Do not taunt the dynamite monkey”
and
“Don’t swim in the shark tank.”
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
by 67WMAQ on Sep 8, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"Make sure your carbon monoxide mask is suitably loose."
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
"Don't wear a condom. She's probably clean."
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
"While rooting around in the feces, be sure to leave your hands uncovered, as to accurately identify needles."
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
"While skinning the animal, pay no heed to what your scalpel hand is doing."
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
"In order to ensure product integrity and protect resale value, be sure to cover dildo end of helmet with 40 grit sandpaper."
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
"Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better about having a gun in the house."

"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 8, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Bang the corpse of Patrick Swayze cut off your cock feed it your grandmother on her deathbed while your mother gives birth to conjoined twins with down syndrome in Haiti with a rpist as the doctor
best not to do that to swayze,
i’ve heard his ghost gets pissy and can make life tough for you.
though i suppose that might be the point.
funny, I heard his ghost makes sweet love to you...
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 8, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm tearing up just thinking about it...
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 8, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
If that song alone doesn't make you cry, I don't know what
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
pepper spray?
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 8, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny
I didn’t know the ancient Helluvans made ashtrays…
Their society always seemed so pure, and tobacco free to me.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
hey!
you need to concentrate on keeping your homeboys from booing the lichtensteinien national anthem.
also, see if you can stop them from destroying manchester on tuesday. savages.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
oh i have nowt to do with
rangers. hate those glory-hunting bastards. they are the equivalent of yankees fans.
and the lichtenstein anthem shares the same music as ‘god save the queen’, so you can see why the scottish may wish to boo it.
bwahaha
I used to carry that VHS around in the front pocket of my overalls.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
the picture grows clearer.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
It was the early 90's! And I wasn't even 10. It's not like I mentioned my spandex pants and X-Files t-shirts (yes, plural). That would be lame.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
where you goin for the in living color
fly girl look?
"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 9, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
fewer.
also, even though the game last night was not broadcast in my area, farmio and dj were ridiculing the detroit scorekeeper for not charging teahen with an error on some play in whatever inning. teahen’s defense is worse than i thought possible. he has to be stopped. i would love to hear kenny williams’ feelings on the subject. mercy.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
Fuck Joe Cowley sideways with a rusty rebar.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
if he didn't exist
you would have to invent him.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
by BuehrleMan on Sep 8, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hear he stole the Hurt's and he loves it.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions
If I see Mark Teahen at third base again, I will shoot myself in the foot
Then I will run out to third base, replace him and play better than he did tonight.
I am in desperate need of hockey now.
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humane euthanization
is like saying a painful pain.
as the formaldehyde smells lull me to sleep…
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
assisted suicide
should be legal
"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
It's always darkest before the dawn.
Except, you know, when you’re dead.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 8, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
But wait...
Coop already said they saw death….but then, shouldn’t they….but….ohhh, my head hurts now.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe the masculine form of the Teahen is Teacock.
"I'm sure those even-tempered, model railroading, freckly f*cks are yucking it up over at Twinkie town." - by Rhubarb [from SouthSideSox] on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
by sw mn guy on Sep 8, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Go Bears? ah screw it...when does hockey start?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Training camp on the 18th
First preseason game the 22nd
Home preseason games the 25th, October 1st and 3rd.
Season opener October 7th
Home opener October 9th
I am in desperate need of hockey now.
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by chisoxfan1473 on Sep 8, 2010 10:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
We're Gonna Win Twins
We’re Gonna Score!!! We’re Gonna Win Twins Watch That Baseball Soar!!! Knock Out A Home Run Shout A Hiporray Cheer For The Minnesota Twins Today!!!
But seriously, who brings in “upgrades” from the Royals?
"This has got to hurt"
by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 9:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
hiporray?
what kind of fucktard english is this?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Twinglish
Interestingly, they no longer have the words for “playoff victory” — seems to have gone extinct, like latin
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by The Cheat on Sep 8, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
and this
is why youre the man in charge
"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd call it a "dead language" but someone might call the cops.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
by Chiburb on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I believe it translates to
Division Champion
"This has got to hurt"
by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 9:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And I'm gonna leave this here

Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
hey douchebag
turn that bar stool over. You’re supposed to sit on the padded side, not playing pogo stick with the stool legs up your ass.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 8, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Stay thirsty
My friends
"This has got to hurt"
by Da.aron on Sep 8, 2010 9:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
if i wasn't sane
i’d beat the hell out of you.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
Torri Hunter: No rings
Aaron Rowand: One ring.
I, myself, like this.
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Why are you here?
What purpose are you supposed to have? Or are you just looking for attention and trying to be a small, petty, pathetic person with no real friends or actual purpose?
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
why is it that you've never posted at twinkie town?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
not a Twins fan
I just grew to dislike the White Sox, mostly due to Hawk Harrelson and Kenny Williams, how does that guy have a job. I do like Ozzie though, nah LOVE Ozzie. I just like talkin a litte BS every now and again, if this were the Red Sux or Rangers blog they would have banned me instantly, but you Chicago guys got more balls
"This has got to hurt"
I've banned one person in the last year
a couple weeks ago
But yeah, you’re over the line into full on troll territory, I’m just lazy
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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Who was that?
"Rather be stupid and win than smart and lose."
-RWShow
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably the last goodfernuthin Twains fan.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Well that makes perfect sense.
You do get a bit unruly, talking back to larry and demanding injuries to das mouts and such.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I commend your level of laziness
you Chicago guys know how to dish it back unlike the Whino Pansies in Boston, Seattle, New York and Texas. That playoff victory thing still has me laughin Here’s to Gordon Beckham having a full year next year guys a beast
"This has got to hurt"
?

i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
so you're just this guy who doesn't really enjoy baseball so much as dislike a television broadcaster and, for some reason, a general manager?
signature
I actually own that t-shirt.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i enjoy baseball a lot
but Hawk makes watching your games on my MLB package almost unbearable. Kenny Williams, he’s a win some lose some GM who makes too many poor moves that have cost the White Sox and left them with an aging core, a bare cupboard in the minors, and the prospects of having to overpay to resign/bring in decent replacements for AJ, Konerko, and a whatever they are going to do with their whole DH, LF situation.
"This has got to hurt"
Go the fuck away.
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
also, our parents are gonna die someday.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
If your primary motivation for rooting against the White Sox doesn't come from rooting for another team
then you’re doing it wrong
either way, you look like a twat popping out of the woodwork the moment things get bleak
i like how os x tells me twat is misspelled
fuck you steve jobs!!
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Not Only Can't You Spell Properly Or Use Less Than Three Exclamation Marks
You Also Write Like A Third Grader. Hooray!
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 8, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
fewer.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
Go back to hell.
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 8, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
ok.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
He's stuck in Urbana with the blackout rules still applying to him over 120 miles away... what more do you want?
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 8, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
MY FUCKING ASS.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
OM wants your ass?
don’t give it to him… we’ve seen how these things end. one of you will disappear for weeks and then show up every now and then with a teaser post and then disappear some more.
I live in Urbana
Try and get him to send me his address.
LeBron James: Which of His Blessings would you deny?
by ProfessorEmmer on Sep 8, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
here's a hint
i don’t live all that far from roger ebert’s childhood home.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
the Steak n Shake??
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 9, 2010 8:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
close enough
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Mark Teahen 3B
3 years/$14M (2010-12)
signed extension with Chicago White Sox 12/8/09 (avoided arbitration)
10:$3.75M, 11:$4.75M, 12:$5.5M
DANIEL HUDSON SUCKS. HOWS THAT GUN BAN WORKING FOR YOU MAYOR DALLY
This is more offensive than the pudwhack from East Dakota.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
So basically he's going to be our third baseman right up to the apocalypse. How fitting.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
One of the four horsemen will look like Teahen.
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 8, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
"Look like?"
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Lookit that handsome bunch.
Woweee, those were the days.
by homesickalien on Sep 8, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than what we've got now...

"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 8, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
That is quite a sexy guy on the left there.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I have news:
Morel starts tomorrow. Per his facebook page.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
by 67WMAQ on Sep 8, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
was just going to post that
you scooped me
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
How dare he post over you?
"Before you can say 'sounds of the game,' Mark Kotsay is out." -Chris Rose
by Teahenny Penny on Sep 8, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Just pat yourself on the back.
Jim and Carl are already doing it.
We only respectable members of the blog to any kind of standard. - Grinder In Training
by omnipotent grab on Sep 8, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Who are these mythical Jim and Carl of whom you speak?
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 8, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
..
We only respectable members of the blog to any kind of standard. - Grinder In Training
by omnipotent grab on Sep 8, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
as much as I hate Teabag, I do not support this move. Mother Hen is a major league hitter, Brent Morel is not. I’ll take my chances on not too many balls being hit to third.
I’d rather put Vizquel at third and The Bridge at second.
by Gentleman Jim on Sep 9, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
"Major League Hitter."
I do not think it means what you think it means.
Mark Teahen tonight. 0-3, 1K. 2 VERY COSTLY errors. Morel in there may have gone 0-3 as well, but would have made at least one of those if not both of those plays, and that makes the game much closer if not changing the whole momentum of it.
Bridge over Vizquel at 2nd, okay, but only if Vizquel is at 3rd. There is no excuse for Teahen in the lineup tonight, or any night… The injury to Beckham should not even be a factor in this.
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Teahen is garbage, I get it
he had a terrible game at the field and at the plate. The guy is totally unqualified as a third basemen. Morel is totally unqualified as a major league hitter. Teahen is an overpaid sack of crap but he belongs in the big leagues, Morel doesn’t.
Obviously Teahen has played like complete ass in the field but I doubt Morel’s defense is worth Teahen’s offense. And, um, yeah I know he sucked tonight. That’s not really relevant tomorrow except that it made obvious the glaring holes in Teahen’s game.
I think starting Morel is an overreaction to Teahen’s poor defensive performance. He has been terrible but he is unlikely to continue being as bad as he has been. And Morel is unlikely to get a hit.
by Gentleman Jim on Sep 9, 2010 1:51 AM CDT up reply actions
What part of Teahen = zero offense and negative defense does not warrant giving Morel (who has zero offense granted but at least plus defense) a chance?
This is not a SSS. Teahen’s bat does not overcome his defensive liability.
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 2:23 AM CDT up reply actions
"Teahen’s bat does not overcome his defensive liability"
i agree with that..
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 2:33 AM CDT up reply actions
what makes you think morel can't hit major league pitching?
Well, that a good manageris your opinion. by winningugly
around here we take a no can do policy unless proven otherwise
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I'm pretty sure morel is a better hitter right now than Vizquel.
The kid has made the adjustment and hit at every level and every challenge in his pro career. He’s closer to a Beckham in ability than Teahen. He’ll win the job at 3rd next year.
Well, that a good manageris your opinion. by winningugly
i'm not sure why he has that assumption either about morel
i agree with most of what you say below, but while morel might have the talent to stay at the MLB level, i don’t think he the same offensive skillset as becks. i think he needs a few more months in AAA in 2011, unless he’s a hitting machine this month and in spring training.
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions
SSS
he’s at least replacement level offensively (someone can correct me if necessary), but regardless, it’s obvious that teahen can’t play D at 3B. morel should be there..
now that we’re pretty much out of it, barring an epic collapse from the twins, i say we have more ’bridge and morel in the line-up, let the kids play damn it
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 2:33 AM CDT up reply actions
2 thousand zero zero party over oops outa time,
Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999.
“The Kids Can Play!”
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 3:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Upon further research, it seems the kids only started playing in 2000. My bad.
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 3:06 AM CDT up reply actions
haha, totally
but in seriousness, teahen and visquel aren’t long term solutions so it would be nice to see if morel can handle major league pitching even if morel needs at least another few months in AAA in 2011.
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 4:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Not yet
but in some states we could marry.
Honestly, what part of Teahen is garbage is difficult to understand? Do you think I am pleased that Teahen is on this team? Does anything I wrote indicate that? It is because of the poor job done by KW that I have to argue over which is a shinier piece of crap to look at on gameday.
by Gentleman Jim on Sep 9, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
one has promise and potential
the other is a known entity
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
It's not always best to stay with a known entity
but in this case I think it is. I think everyone would rather see Spongebob at third after Teahen’s recent performance, but that’s wrong.
FWIW, I don’t think Morel has much potential, and expect him to be AAA+ at best.
by Gentleman Jim on Sep 9, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
well that's just like, your opinion
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
probably time to think about next season...
still hoping for the best but its not looking good…hopefully KW can avoid any more teahen/linebrink fuck ups and not trade any of the starters…
soft ground ball to teahen, this should be two

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by billyok on Sep 8, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
as the game ended, i found myself on the floor of my living room in much the same position.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
you need to chillout cheat, the sox aren't out of it yet
if the sox win here on out, they still have a chance
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 PM CDT reply actions
i think youve been hanging out with jah rasta man too much
MannyTheTorpedoes: the dotcher place me on wavers
/waves at passing car
i think mick10 has
whosh!
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm numb to teahen playing like he's using a fucking oven mitt, i just wish he'd put the damn thing on his glove hand.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
No glove, no love.
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't wanna see T's glove,
toniiiiiiiiiiiiight
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I just wanna spill his blood...
Toniiiiight…
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Welp, here comes the Minneapolis PD for you.
They are experts in blog death threat cases, generally consulted for their expertise all across the midwest.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Unless it is Lucas Davenport, I am not worried about the MPD...
Although Detective Sherrill is welcome to frisk me.
"Fuck fangraphs and your fancy designer stats can go pound some hard sand"- Billyok
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 9, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
So is teahen our DH next year since he can't field? Or should he convert to pitcher since he can't hit?
what the fuck we gonna do with him???
signature
General Manager, clearly.
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 2:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I feel like thats the assumption we made.
Look at this damn contract. He’s just gonna go UP in value!!!!!
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
given the context
it appears more and more that kenny lost this trade
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 4:37 AM CDT reply actions
nah...its the nl
you saw our results for june…
"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Sep 9, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
What sucks is that a 7-2 road trip (so far) is not good enough.
As for Teahen – do the Sox still pay him if he’s released? I’m thinking out loud.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
uh, yeah
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 6:13 AM CDT up reply actions
but if they have him killed
either the insurance kicks in or maybe an injury settlement or they could make him dead team ambassador and give him a small statue above the toilet paper dispenser in the mens room handicapped stall behind section 117.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 9, 2010 6:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Egads
Isn’t it bad enough that Reggie Jackson, current version, is starting to look like a aged bronz buddha and that the Sox have become an MLB Old Folks Home? Now, we get bogus guys like Teahen getting playing time, and signed to contract extensions. That’s why they’re the White Sox, not the Yankees or any other good team. Teams like the Sox dump Nick Swisher because the coach doesn’t like him ‘personally’ and makes it hard for him to stay. Teahen is an ‘Ozzie’ guy. I really think loyality to Ozzie is the primo requirement to be a Sox. Especially if you not an Hispanic player.
what?
Please name these other good teams.
Yankees can make up for a lot of mistakes with their payroll…check it out sometime. They have made some pretty bad free agent signings as well. I’m not sticking up for the Teahen signing, but it is what it is. Nick Swisher is a flaming douche’
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 9, 2010 6:48 AM CDT up reply actions
You want a bad organization? Try the New York Mets.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
go back to hell.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
"Especially if you not an Hispanic player."
Go join your local minuteman chapter, or back to hell as BM suggests, you asshole
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn, if only he had changed his name to Jimenez Thome....
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions
haha, but more like jaime or diego
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
If you told me before this trip we were going to go 8-2
I would say, damn, how close are we to der Twain!?!? GRAAAAH FTT.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 AM CDT reply actions
What a pisser
This isn’t a “late season fold.” The team ahead of them is just better.
Poop.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Yep. Our GM failed.
For some reason I’d really have preferred if their failures were due to a lack of money or lack of resources. Would be a lot easier to get over than the blatant mistakes made by KW this offseason that had nothing to do with money. Add to that the fact casual fans such as us, saw that these bad decisions were going to torpedo the season from the outset, but the guy paid a shit ton of money to make them didn’t. Just makes for a painful season.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 9, 2010 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions
What's worse
Let’s say the long, hard, slog continued past June 9th…and the Sox were trudging to 73 wins. Is that better than what we’re experiencing now?
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Well much better draft pick at 73 wins
But I wasn’t really referencing being close or far from first. I just meant to lose because of obvious mistakes that could have been easily corrected, is much worse than losing for reasons out of their control. Be that losing by 5 games or 20 games.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 9, 2010 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
only real difference that matters at that point
is protected draft pick
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Yep. Too bad we didn't win a few more games early in the season.
Probably be WC contenders at least. What if’s.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Would have been nice to take care of business in August
Would have been nice to win a few more games in April/May
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
I'd be happy with just the August thing.
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. I hear the way to get into the postseason is win games in the regular season.
Seems to me that that’s the case in these circumstances.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Pierre LF Vizquel 2B Rios CF Konerko 1B M. Ramirez DH Quentin RF Castro C A. Ramirez SS Morel 3B Floyd P
Bout time Q. Lets kill those H/A splits.
And I don’t even care if Morel gets a hit. Just play good D please.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Where is Teahen supposed to play?!?
"OzzieOzzieOzzie: eep"
by South Side Expat on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
charlotte
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
how about not the white sox system?
I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
We are showing this veteran an egregious amount of disrespect.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
he's in a fielding slump.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
no aj check
no teahen check
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
i agree with the teahen thing but aj has been okay lately
I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
he's been better than ok
last 30 games, .789 OPS.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
that's fantastic
I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
AJ's been killing it.
Not that he’d be playing in this game anyway.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
no day game after night games for AJ
I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
or most catchers
not named jason kendall
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
that man is not human
I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY BEHAVIOR!! ugh this doesn't suprise me in the least....
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
nor is he likely a professional baseball player anymore
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
good sports day
usa / russia at 10, sox at noon, and saints/vikings tonight
Hope he’s not writing the 2011 White Sox Anal too. -Sox Machine
If instead of signing teabags to an extension
They took him to arbitration and he accepted the offer, would he be arbitration eligible again after this season or would he be unrestricted?
Some of his finest work since the AL Central Trail
Well done Kenny Williams.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
his books are nothing to sneeze at either..
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed, should have said for blog post
Obviously the books are more impressive.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 9, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Jim may or may not have been inspired by Dan Szymborski's analysis of the Jeff Francoeur acquisition
he was.
and he tips his cap to him at the end of the post.
i am a bark for buffeting. i am a hound for thornypaws. i am a doe for swiftness. i am a tree for wind-siege. i am a windmill. i am a hole in a wall.
Just oustanding.
That guy shoud really consider starting his own blog or something.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 9, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Anybody know what the status is on Paulie and Beckham?
I’d feel much better if at least one of them were playing this afternoon.
When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.
Konerko today. Becks back tomorrow.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
I provide a service.
People helping people, as Wally Phillips used to say.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
Help them to help themselves
and do so through ridicule! It is the SSS way, established by larry circa 2006
That's right, CB
larry taught me long ago not to ask questions if I didn’t already know the answer.
by Chiburb on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT on Another Win? Plz K Danks!
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
So you're saying P-Townfan is really Betty from Berwyn?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else."
Earl Weaver
I'm going to send him a scarf and a dinner for two.
Theain is the guy I Just can’t stand! pierre is almost as bad,he dose get on base more. If Quntin gets any worse trade him. WE NEED HELP!
No thanks, but I'll take a 6 pack of Guinness and a new Konerko jersey
When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.
Twain & Company are too comfortable
The sheer amount of freckle-stench discharging from that safe-haven for the weak-willed and toothless is damn near overwhelming. I refuse to relinquish the minute shred of optimism that I am clinging onto. Good guys aren’t supposed to win, we need to inseminate their hotdish for old time sake.
by Rhubarb on Sep 9, 2010 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Haha rec'd for the last sentence. Which is gross.
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get there?
MannyTheTorpedoes: play rly good then stop, hate u an take ur monies
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Der Twain has to derail at some point
Thing is, we need to friggin’ sweep ’em at The Cell. Right now what are the chances of that happening with our bullpen the way it is and Teahan still wanting to play?
When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.
Teahan
It’s a damn shame he can’t hit everyone else like he always hit against the White Sox. Drop him and make Morel the starter at 3rd.
Phil Burns
by The Mighty Philster on Sep 10, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions

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