All in, all aboard: Danks, Pena, Quentin sign
Good ol' SoxFest provided the impetus to strike deals once again, as the White Sox resolved all their remaining arbitration cases in one fell swoop on Tuesday. The damage (2010 salary in parentheses):

- John Danks: $6 million ($3.45 million)
- Carlos Quentin: $5.05 million ($3.2 million)
- Tony Pena: $1.6 million ($1.2 million)
With those salaries on the books, the Sox have committed a record $124 million to the 2011 payroll -- and that's before all the league-minimum deals get worked out. That's a $20 million increase over 2010. Giddyup.
We all know Danks has benefited by not accepting long-term deals in either of the last two offseasons. Jon Lester has served as a popular comparison for determining the cost of locking up a young, talented lefty (five years, $30 million back in 2009). However, for the first time, Danks is set to earn more than Lester, who will make "only" $5.75 million in 2011.
But oddly enough, Quentin also came out ahead. Back when Gavin Floyd signed his four-year, $16 million extension in March of 2009, Kenny Williams floated the same deal to Danks and Quentin. At the time, it didn't make sense for either to accept it, but after watching Quentin struggle through the past two seasons, I figured he made the wrong decision.
Nope. He's $50,000 ahead on Floyd for 2011. And that just underscores why the Sox will have to be blown away to part with their BHB.
It doesn't sound like Danks is any rush to commit to a multi-year deal. From the above Scott Merkin article:
"We are all happy," Danks said. "I'm here, and there isn't really a need for them to do that. I'm really not sweating it. They have to do what they have to do, but everyone knows I'm extremely happy with where I'm at and I'm extremely happy here in Chicago."
The one-year contract doesn't eliminate the possibility of a long-term deal before the season starts, because Floyd overwrote his one-year deal when he signed the four-year contract on March 22, 2009. I'd call the prospect unlikely, though. With two rotation spots up in the air after the season and Chris Sale's future uncertain, the Sox might want to figure out where they stand with their other two lefties before going hard after Danks.

While the Sox were busy adding Danks' name to the SoxFest lineup, Philip Humber snuck onto the 40-man roster, as the Sox claimed him from Oakland.
At one point in his career, Humber was hyped enough to become either the No. 1 or No. 1(a) piece in the four-player package the New York Mets sent to Minnesota for Johan Santana. Fortunately for the Sox, neither he nor Carlos Gomez panned out.
Now, he's just another former Royal, and the White Sox will once again try to make a man out of one. Given the way the Sox pounded him the both times they saw him (Aug. 21 and Sept. 12), I wouldn't bet on him contributing. His fastball isn't as fast as it used to be, and when he faced the Sox, he basically alternated sharp curves with rollers.
The 40-man roster now stands at 38.
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Isn’t there something about no more cheesy animated gifs? You’re killing my bandwidth.
"You could see Dunn's home run from Russia!"
by blackoutsox on Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM EST
Perhaps a little back story is in order
I posted this pic of Roberto Alomar’s skanky wife when he was front paged on the HOF stuff a few weeks. Which I felt was relevant, he’s been rumored to be gay and to quell the shots at his machismo he went out and married this woman who’s known as “The Paris Hilton of Puerto Rico”. So of course she sues him within six months of marriage for exposing him to AIDS blah blah blah. But it wasn’t gratuitous like a mick10 or hoodie tit shot, as I say it was germaine – of journalistic import IMO.
Within 60 seconds my post is deleted. Then I get an anonymous pop-up on my screen saying either I agree to never do this again or banishment next time. I’m still waiting for the fucking coward who sent that to step up.
So apparently Jim or his mods wants to be Al Yellon. Fuck that, I don’t react well to threats especially when they’re given anonymously like a bitch. So either apologize or banish my ass.
"You could see Dunn's home run from Russia!"
by blackoutsox on Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM EST
by ChicagoPete on Jan 19, 2011 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
there is an explicit "no skanks" rule
past that, you’ve got the relevant email addresses right?
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
It's Roberto Alomar's wife
She’s a golddigger, he posted two photos on two front page posts with her sitting next to him. If you do a gis of her she’s half naked in all of them
"You could see Dunn's home run from Russia!"
by blackoutsox on Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM EST
by ChicagoPete on Jan 19, 2011 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
there's an obvious difference between the one you found
and the ones on the FP. namely: it violates the aforementioned no skanks policy.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
So if I have another lapse in judgement
the next time it’s banishment. Fuck that bullshit. Get it over with and banish me now, or fucking apologize for being such an asshole. I’ve been posting her four fucking years. If there’s a personality conflict deal with it. If you can’t deal with it then get it over with and banish me now.
"You could see Dunn's home run from Russia!"
by blackoutsox on Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM EST
by ChicagoPete on Jan 19, 2011 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Some of the closest women in his life are skanks.
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
personal attack
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
My bad. Should have had a '?' at the end, not a period.
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
It was a judgement call
Was it a gratuitious skank photo, or germaine to the news and the article? Way out of line to threaten banishment over something that trivial.
That’s Al Yellon bullshit, which it was said wouldn’t be the rule around here.
"You could see Dunn's home run from Russia!"
by blackoutsox on Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM EST
by ChicagoPete on Jan 19, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
This is a serious question, but forgive my ignorance:
what counts as a skanky photo? Obviously underwear, etc, but I posted a pic of the cartoon Pocohontas a few weeks ago. It wasn’t meant to be skanky and it was from a kids movie, but was still classified as ‘sexy lady pic.’ Where is the ‘sexy lady’ line?
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Would you want the photo up on your screen...
when your prudish female boss pops into your cubicle to discuss a mistake you made?
Seriously, the photos on the front page the day of HOF announcements weren’t “skanky”. Bikini shots, exposed midrifs – skanky.
by TasteeFreeze on Jan 19, 2011 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Agreed about the front page pics
If I remember correctly she was wearing a shirt and pants without a remarkable amount of cleavage. Though she may be a skank, that wasn’t a skanky picture
don't make fucking mistakes and the bitch won't be popping in to your cubicle.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
by mick10 on Jan 19, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
it was too big
"When people call me a homer, that's the biggest compliment that can be made." - Hawk Harrelson
Oh stop.
You know the rules.
I got warned about discussing alternate lifestyles, and stopped. It was fun the way the place used to be a free-for-all, but all things overly fun must come to an end.
They want expanded readership, here, and that means getting pre-pubescent tweens reading and posting, and getting guys to follow conversations from work.
Posting bikini-skank shots are anathema to those two demographics.
by TasteeFreeze on Jan 19, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We're pretty understanding around here.
I hear there are even some Packers fans. Those poor bastards.
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
What do you react well to?
What does it matter who sent it? Geez Pete just abide by the rules man.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
I'm not going to sit here quietly and scolded like a bitch
whenever I do something you don’t like. Fuck that bullshit.
"You could see Dunn's home run from Russia!"
by blackoutsox on Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM EST
by ChicagoPete on Jan 19, 2011 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Why are you on "10?"
Why is a reprimand a challenge to your manhood? Its a new day brother. Change.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
Banish me now
New rules, new straw bosses – flex your muscles!
"You could see Dunn's home run from Russia!"
by blackoutsox on Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM EST
by ChicagoPete on Jan 19, 2011 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
done. feel free to petition to return if you're willing to follow the oh so terribly onerous rules.
by larry on Jan 19, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
we've now lost both of our zubaz enthusiasts
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
CP = Captain Carnage
Tdogg = Nite Owl
larry = Rorschach
Most enjoyable distraction
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Jan 19, 2011 1:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
this whole exchange
reminded me of Dr. Manhattan (larry) blowing up Rorschach (ChicagoPete) because he couldn’t keep what Ozymandias (Jim) had done a secret / couldn’t live in the new, altered world. I am a dork.
Hope he’s not writing the 2011 White Sox Anal too. -Sox Machine
that was the conflict i thought of as well
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Hey, now.
That goes without saying. He is a fan of the inkwell. And he likes to vote in Iraq.
Can you just send my ass to my house so I don’t have to carry it home?
"I never saw that war refugee"
busy weaving laurel wreath for k dawg and JR. These guys are straight up gangsta this year. -LT_sox_fan on Dec 15, 2010
by South Side Expat on Jan 20, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
this whole exchange
reminded me of Dr. Manhattan (larry) blowing up Rorschach (ChicagoPete) because he couldn’t keep what Ozymandias (Jim) had done a secret / couldn’t live in the new, altered world. I am a dork.
Hope he’s not writing the 2011 White Sox Anal too. -Sox Machine
Wow just wow.
From Broadway Empire
“What are you going to do shoot me?”
“Well I wasn’t going to – but you kind of talked me into it.”
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
by Tdogg on Jan 19, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
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Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
Oh crap.... I forgot to resize. Don't ban me bro!
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Keep your skanks at under 400, damnit!
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
I'm usually pretty good about it. I just got too excited.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
My warning said I was going to be castrated...
That’s a serious challenge to my manhood.
by TasteeFreeze on Jan 19, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
I agree with Pete.
An anonymous reprimand from larry or whomever that doesn’t even address the problem is horseshit and chickenshit. I’ve complained about this as well.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
There was talk of having each warning be followed by the following tagline-
“I’m (larry), and I approve this message,” But that just seemed too much like politics.
busy weaving laurel wreath for k dawg and JR. These guys are straight up gangsta this year. -LT_sox_fan on Dec 15, 2010
by South Side Expat on Jan 19, 2011 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
You would.
What I don’t understand is this concept of “chickenshit” as if it’s somehow cowardly to send a reprimand for inappropriate content on a baseball website.
You’re grown men (and 3 or 4 women) why let this bother you so much? If you don’t like it, blog elsewhere.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Jan 19, 2011 7:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
no kidding, like where, sox talk?
does sox talk still exist?
or comments section in chicagosports?
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jan 20, 2011 8:09 AM CST up reply actions
we're the only game in town
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
And out of town.
Can you just send my ass to my house so I don’t have to carry it home?
by winningugly on Jan 20, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
i do love that only one of the main five is actually in the chicagoland area
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
yeah, show 'em!
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Jan 19, 2011 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't what?
Blog elsewhere? You’re right, I wouldn’t, because the rules here don’t bother me too much.
I’m not much of an offender, and while I don’t contribute anything of value to the site, I enjoy reading and occasionally posting and I’ve made a number of friends (or at least acquaintances) that I talk to via Facebook about things apart from the team.
To the best of my knowledge no one here is being forced to visit this site against their own free will, and if you are, write a fan shot about bringing Riske back to finalize the bullpen – then we’ll know you’re in trouble.
At any rate, the macho posturing is, in a word, old and likening the administrative systems in place here to farm animal manure is just lessening the impact of your argument.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Jan 19, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I don't get all this macho stuff either. Break the new rules, get a warning. Why does it matter who it's from?
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
All about street cred
Can’t be getting punked by “pop” up text boxes.
That’s bullshit.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
these folks who are getting easily irritated over the new rules, almost irrationally, need to grow up
i’m sure all the macho bs was one of the obstacles for bringing attracting new subscribers who want to participate..
i’ll miss the old SSS, but damn it was like the wild west at times
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jan 20, 2011 8:08 AM CST up reply actions
lol. bunch of faceless Ashton Kutchers running this site
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 20, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
this
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jan 20, 2011 8:00 AM CST up reply actions
This
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 20, 2011 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
I also agree with Pete. Rules that were explicitly laid out weeks ago and do not hinder in any way how this site has run should bend to the will of my personal preferences.
Nazi reference, pussy reference, horseshit, chickenshit.
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 19, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
i look forward to the cathedrals built in triples' and pete's names.
tragically, triples’ ghost lives on in his votes on polls: http://www.sbnation.com/users/Where%20Triples%20Go%20to%20Die
"An anonymous reprimand from larry or whomever that doesn’t even address the problem"
My guess is if “you” receive a reprimand
“you” probably are the problem.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
by Tdogg on Jan 19, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
a warning from a specific mod/editor allows a person to hold a grudge, and only fuels additional vitriol.
Besides, it could have come from any of those moderating rat bastards, and in Pete’s case, probably came from several.
"got me to thinking about - well - juicy delicious meats in my mouth-hole of course"- HSA
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jan 19, 2011 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
all 4 of em!
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
7000 comments
and i remember like 4 of them. (all from today which will be forgotten by tomorrow). At least WTGTD made an impact for christ sakes.
Kenwo4life=ratings
cmon now. guy had a bad day.
and for the record, you must never forget this one: http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/8/13/987598/scurvyd#19630266
Tell the truth everyone, you miss him!
is 2056 when you are actually going to start making money?
“you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own.”
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up actions
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 20, 2011 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
lol
That was so random and uncalled for. I love it. Sort of.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 20, 2011 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Thanks for the nostalgia.
CP was one of the folks on this site that I thought might actually cut me at a meet-up. Kind of a volatile guy. And with 7000 posts we shoukld have a guest book for signatures.
RIP, Pete, you Benz-driving, Michigan Wolverine loving, India-no-place living, real-estate-investing, wild, volcanic bastard.
Can you just send my ass to my house so I don’t have to carry it home?
i hope he comes back.
"When people call me a homer, that's the biggest compliment that can be made." - Hawk Harrelson
Me, too.
I like the action. (Think Gus in “The Natural”.)
Can you just send my ass to my house so I don’t have to carry it home?
by winningugly on Jan 20, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
that was me.
and the warning said nothing about banning. it said “Can’t post NSFW images anymore.” which was informing you of the rules. which you already know.
figures - fucking coward
"You could see Dunn's home run from Russia!"
by blackoutsox on Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM EST
by ChicagoPete on Jan 19, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
having a screenshot of the aforementioned warning
would really help your argument here pete
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
not a screen shot, but the SBN record of it:
Moderate Event Log
Type Admin Date Blog Message
Warned larry 01/06/11 10:25 AM CST South Side Sox Can’t post NSFW images anymore.
"When people call me a homer, that's the biggest compliment that can be made." - Hawk Harrelson
what's the popup look like?
hopefully not a box with built in text that says “obey the following message or you’re gonna get banned, bitch!”
idk, take a screen shot next time you log in.
YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
"When people call me a homer, that's the biggest compliment that can be made." - Hawk Harrelson
heh. scary.

gotta say… definitely leans a tad to the manhood-offending side of the scale. but at least i’m not being banned bitches! YOU CANT STOP ME!
by Trooper on Jan 19, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
lol
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
The gifs or Pete?
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
BHB.
Do our new friends need a translation?
Can you just send my ass to my house so I don’t have to carry it home?
I'm an old acquaintance, and I'd like one, please.
by TasteeFreeze on Jan 19, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
What happened, did you lose one of your others?
Or do you just want an upgrade.
Oh, crap. Now I’m banned…
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
If it's one thing we can talk about here, it is balls. As long as it doesn't violate the personal attacks rule, however.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
The wife lets me get them out of the safety deposit box every Super Bowl weekend.
We’re talking about translations, aren’t we?
by TasteeFreeze on Jan 19, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
The year was 2008....
…..a young senator from Illinois had a crazy idea that he was going to run for President.
The White Sox, against all odds, confounded prognosticators and found themselves in first place in September.
They were at Yankee Stadium. Gavin Floyd loads the bases. Jason Giambi (who took him deep the previous at-bat) is at the plate. The count goes full. Giambi fouls off a dozen pitches before Gavin retires him with a fantastic curveball.
The Cheat’s gamerecap had this title:
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/9/17/615998/gavin-floyd-has-big-hairy
Hence the nickname BHB.
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
by 67WMAQ on Jan 19, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That was the first time I ever visited this site.
Thanks for the memories. Good times.
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
So what led you here? A google search for big hairy balls? ;)
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
Literally just googled 'white sox blogs' and this popped up.
oddly enough, the search you mentioned took me to pierzynskirules profile…
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
I'M TOTALLY KIDDING
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
lol.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, a translation please!
My first post Woooo
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
2 things:
1. Hit the reply button when responding to a post. It helps organize our stream of thoughts.
2. “Big Hairy Balls”.
3. Welcome!
Can you just send my ass to my house so I don’t have to carry it home?
And of course that was 3 things. Welcome to my malaprops.
Can you just send my ass to my house so I don’t have to carry it home?
Should we provide a translation of OPOS?
busy weaving laurel wreath for k dawg and JR. These guys are straight up gangsta this year. -LT_sox_fan on Dec 15, 2010
by South Side Expat on Jan 19, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
do you think gavin has second thoughts on his contract, a la scottie pippen?
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jan 19, 2011 7:45 AM CST reply actions
ah, perspective, thanks :)
"I never say one bad thing about those stupid fucking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shitting pieces of fuck"
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jan 19, 2011 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
OM NOM NOM NOM





Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 7:54 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
That was for Pete
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 7:55 AM CST up reply actions
ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'RE BANNED FUCKER!
"You could see Dunn's home run from Russia!"
by blackoutsox on Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM EST
You can't ban me... I'm too adorable!

Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
I find that if I wear underwear, my stuff doesn't get caught in my zipper
and it keeps my posts more cheerful.
Just a tip.
Oh, and I like when White Sox hit home runs. (keeping it baseball related)
by TasteeFreeze on Jan 19, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
PENA
I find it hard to believe if the sox didnt give up a prospect for Pena that he would be back this year, 1.6 for a whipping boy, no no no
Allman fan?
Good man for at least helping me think of “Whipping Post”.
Can you just send my ass to my house so I don’t have to carry it home?
by winningugly on Jan 19, 2011 8:44 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i was always partial to melissa. and jessica.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Jan 19, 2011 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
and little martha.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Jan 19, 2011 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
Quentin!
You’ve got to be kidding, $5mil for this guy!!! Offer him $4 & go to arbitration if he doesn’t take it!
I don't think you have really done any comparisons.
Its not like offensively Quentin has sucked.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
He's worth at least $4M. Besides, what's really the difference in $4M and $5M?
In the grand scheme of things… for an extra mill it’s a good choice to make to bring him back. If he’s anywhere at all near 2008 it’s a huge boon. If he’s merely 2009 then he’s roughly being paid what he’s worth. And that’s fine too.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
I know, right. But what's that money going to go towards, realistically, if not to Q?
I’m just sayin’, $1M is not a big enough deal to say no to Q
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
GD'it
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Please show your work, or receive no credit
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby
Finally got my forecaster. A few White Sox hitters
- Beckham – .272/332/451 (783)
- Konerko – . 282/362/525 (887)
- Pierre – . 288/332/346 (678)
- AJ Pierz – . 277/304/393 (696) Ugh.
- Carlos – .262/333/500 (833)
- Alexei – .285/327/440 (767)
- A Rios – .275/321/452 (772)
- Dayan – .261/296/475 (771) So basically if this kid can learn to walk look out.
- Dunn – .254/.367/.528 (895) Washington National forecast.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
Ugh to Pierre
even though its better than last season. which makes me curious, can he match his 2.2 fWAR from last season?
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by whitesoxmatt on Jan 19, 2011 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
His real life fielding is no where near as good as his Baseball Manager Online fielding, lemme tell ya.
If BMO has anything to say about it, Pierre’s fielding and range was all smoke and mirrors in 2010.
$9M for a 75 overall player. What a joke.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
I wrote that backwards.
But whatever. Tdogg understands what I meant, I think.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously. WTF is going on with my offense. There's no reason they should be hitting .232 as a team!
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
ben sheets has a 6.08 ERA with like 40 Ks, 3 HR allowed and 7 walks.
i am beside myself.
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by South Side Expat on Jan 19, 2011 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
Im more concerned about Pierre's OBP
If the team insist on him being 1st he needs to be at .340
.332 we could live with as long as he stops bunting and actually “steals” 2nd like he’s paid to do. Or better yet don’t steal and run the bases well (something he also did well in 2010). He can score from 1st pretty easy.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
i would like to see him steal much less unless he's batting 8th or something
and is Shandler where you’re getting all your alexei’s bat love?
Fireworks: Bang?
I thought my on record love revolved around his glove
It glows.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
yeah but you also give me shit any time i say his career line
is what we should expect from him at the plate.
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Forecaster? The Ron Shandler forecaster?
I’m liking what I see, except from Pierre, AJ, and Rios. They’re a little low on Sand Dancer’s AVG and OBP, imo.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
What's wrong with Rios?
That’s probably pretty accurate. We can hope for low .800s its certainly possible.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
It's pretty accurate. Just a little conservative.
He hit over .300 for much of last year until waning off. Finished with .284. His BABIP (.306) was also his lowest aside from his lousy 2009. His career BABIP is .317. I’m expecting a slight rebound. Having Dunn in the lineup with protection is a plus, too.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
I'd hate to see him go in the DL with an STD.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
He sees him the same as most systems
Two straight years of subpar
may suppress market value,
but solid xBA, ct%, and rising FB rate make him a nice buy-low candidate.
Chronic injuries the only impediment to:
Up: Return to 2008
His BA is always really less than we expect. If he stays on the field and achieves “normal” luck with balls in play we rejoice. Definitely worth a 5 million dollar gamble imo.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
Anyone else a little surprised that Dunn and Kong have basically the same .obp?
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by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
it's a little bit distressing.
walks are supposed to continue to increase with age.
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Everything I've seen thus far seems to think Dunn's OBP is going to continue to decrease
which I don’t understand. Yes, his K rate up up last year, but a ~5% drop in BB% is likely to normalize, correct?
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Well, save for Bill James.
Your 2011 Chicago White Sox: Donkey Kong!!!
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
A lot of projection system assume a regression to league average, which would give overly pessimistic predictions for people with clearly above average skills
yeah but a guy like Dunn is going to have a very small regression component
he’s played a shitton.
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i'm guessing most systems independently regress components
meaning that instead of just doing the adjustments for wOBA, you apply individual regressions and age corrections for 1B, 2B, HR, BB, SO, etc. and then come up with a wOBA. i think both K and BB rates increase with age.
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i guess that doesn't really answer your question.
i think it’s more that they’re correcting substantially for his elevated BABIP of the last two seasons. that plus the walk rate he posted last season plus his age is going to show decline.
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Ah. Thanks. I have expected some decline from him, but it's the amount I find surprising.
I have a hard time seeing how a guy who has averaged well over 100 walks 6 of the last 7 years is just going to lose 30 walks. I think he’s gonna walk 300 times.
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by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jan 19, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
but that's what he did in 2010
fwiw, i ran a quick and dirty marcel on his walk total and got like 94 projected over 650 PA, good for a 14.5% walk rate.
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Some Pitchers
-—————IP/H——ERA——Health—-Consistency to Forecast grade- Danks – 203/196 -3.86 -A -B
- Floyd – 189/193 -3.82 -A -A
- Jackson- 203/211 -4.17 -A -B
- Buerhle – 210/235 -4.28 – A -A
- Peavy — 131/116 -3.79 -F -A (Estimating 20 starts)
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
does it give any other stats than ERA and hits?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
could we get k/9 and k/bb?
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.
Yep Shandler calls these DOM and Cmd respectively
-—————Dom-Cmd- Buerhle 4.4 – 2.0
- Danks 7.0 – 2.3
- Floyd 7.1 – 2.5
- Jackson 7.2 – 2.1
- Peavy 8.3 – 2.9
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other interesting tidbits
Shandler separates starts into dominant and disaster. Some relevant trends.
Danks split was
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
Does DOM stand for domination? If so, that'd be awesome.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit.
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT
by Shoeless In SC on Jan 19, 2011 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
can you buy his stuff online in spreadsheet form?
or do you have to buy the book?
"When people call me a homer, that's the biggest compliment that can be made." - Hawk Harrelson
Can't just buy the PDF
Buying the book online gives you the PDF free this year.
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
Crap oops
Dom/Disaster
Danks split last year was 63%/9% the extra are blah starts.
John’s Disaster % has gone down in the past 4 years 31 to 21 to 13 to 9%
Floyd’s his cousin (scary how similar they are) 2010 61%/10%
He too has steadily decreased disaster starts 55-30-13-12-10%
Jackson 2010 53%/9% including a second half of 71%/0% Man am I looking forward to a full year of Jackson with Coop!
Buerhle 33%/15% for 2010 in 2008 he was 53%/15% In 2005 try 48%/3%
Peavy last year was 59%/18%
Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?
I imagine a 25% disaster rate for a fifth starter
Is better than average?
by Grinder in Training on Jan 19, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
I really hope Q pays off
The guy is one of the worst fielders in the league, if he doesn’t hit he is worthless.
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Colorado has got money to burn, it seems.
Can you just send my ass to my house so I don’t have to carry it home?
either that, or extremely low insurance premiums.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Jan 19, 2011 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
the twain have brought back pavstache.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AiD5YQ1jrcbVeUgh2IEWuK4RvLYF?slug=ap-twins-pavano
two year deal, so it is probably only a week or two until he injures himself horribly.

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