HSA has been backpacking in the Qinling mountain range, trying to find her spiritual self. I received a battered postcard from her with this image on it.
The message read, "Rhubarb, please make a new RRRR. I am too busy disrespecting the artifacts of these indigenous pieces of shit. Let me know, HSA"
The postmark was dated two months ago and I received it three weeks ago. I am just finally getting around to doing it because…well…I am fucking lazy, that’s why. If I wasn't so goddamn lazy I would do a lot of cool things like: write a trilogy about Elgin, learn how to distill my own liquor, drop more acid, start a punk jugband or barbershop metal band, start a bloodless revolution, douse myself with gasoline in the middle of the Kennedy. What should you be doing now if we actually did live in a welfare state where we didn't have to work? Don't think long and hard about it, don't over-clutter this thread with amateur cleverness, what the hell would you do with yourself if you didn't have obligations to yourself, your family, your boss or society?
Expanding on this, I am sure someone asked you at one point in your life, if time were to stop and you had a week to do whatever you wanted with all other human beings basically put on pause, what would you do and where would you go? Lets try to keep this fairly clean, so don't give me any celebrity-pause rape fantasies. Remember travel would be difficult because the cars on the roads would be paused and unless you can fly an airplane you probably couldn't catch a flight. You could ride a horse but how far would it get you in a week from where you are currently at?
Also, what is your favorite word, least favorite word and if you could make up a word and put it in the Oxford English Dictionary, what would it be and what is its definition? Mine would be 'twaint-punch'. If you were to start a band, what would you want to name it? My band would be 'Drip City'.