RRRR: Everlasting Rigamorale
Its 2032 and a post liver transplant KW wheels himself out to the podium to once again discuss a controversial managerial hire.
"Let's keep this short people, I don't have all day."
"Kenny, how is the hiring of Gordon Beckham going to get the White Sox out of their perpetual thirdplaceness?"
"Look, first of all he was an infielder...also we came to find out that all Paulie was interested in was getting back to the desert and building a larger home. Gordon Beckham is a smart baseball man, as you know he played over 2,000 games in his career and learned from some of the best managers in the business in Jim Parque, Herbert Perry and Bill Simas. Anyone who thinks this is not the best hire we could have made is clearly mistaken. Not serving as Paulie's bench coach instilled in him the anti-sabermetric aspects that are valued in baseball today but we really think that Paulie was just looking for more square footage. It was all he talked about behind closed doors and in the media… We have pinpointed the new market ineffieciency and it is experience. Beckham has a big heart and an ample gut. You'll see and until you see or don't see we will tell you what you should believe and believe it you will."
"A lot of people are saying this is a hire in the same vein as the Ventura hire, what are your thoughts on that?"
"I don't want to talk about Robin. That ship sailed years ago."
"It seemed like the team under Paulie lacked the fire and commitment needed to win championships, much less divisions. How will the hire of Gordon Beckham make things different?"
"Well it’s the same thing we always look for, minus the obvious. It is now public knowledge that Ozzie fucked my wife in her asshole, Robin masterbated on her and Parque lefty fisted her…Jerry and I believe that Beckham is asexual enough to fit in around here and get things done, in fact he volunteered to have his testicles removed as a condition of his hire. I of course told him that was unnecessary and all we needed him to do was to instill the same grindiness that he gave us out of the DH spot in the last six years of his career."
"Fans and critics alike are wondering if we would ever see a White Sox hitter bunt in this decade. Does Beckham like the bunt?"
"As you all know Beckham cut his teeth under Ozzie and was forced to bunt in the worst of circumstances at all times based on him being a secondbaseman. One of the reasons why we hired Beckham was that he doesn't like the bunt. If the bunt didn't work 25 years ago its not going to work in today's game either…not much has changed."
"Tony LaRussa III bunts all the time and he has won several championships."
"Tony doesn't win because of the bunt, he wins because he wills his team to win. His father was the same way and we see the same will in Gordon Beckham. Gordon is my favorite person in baseball because baseball is a baseball man's game and the way we play baseball here on the south side is a baseball man's baseball dream of baseball the correct baseball way. Seriously, if I could fuck a baseball, I would fuck a Gordon Beckham autographed baseball. The stitches are just tighter on a Beckham autographed baseball."
"You said basically the same thing about Parque."
"Despite Parque's results I would still fuck a Parque autographed baseball. He knows baseball better than anyone in the business. He's been around baseball his whole life you see, we look for people who have been life long baseball people and we put them in situations to succeed."
"At the end of Paulie's tenure it seemed like you and he were butting heads a bit. Was this personal or was it just a baseball decision to fire him?"
"Paulie knows baseball better than anyone, the proof is in the pudding…don't you remember his grand slam in 2005 bringing a World Series victory? That right there proves he knows baseball but sometimes things in your personal life seep into your career. In Paulie's case he felt compelled to add 40 more rooms onto his home, this is why we find Paulie's managing the Tempe Devil Rays…I love Paulie to death and it pains me to see him go, I have imbibed scotch with him on many occasions but we all agreed that it was best for him to move on."
"Are you still talking to Jerry through a Ouiji board."
"Yes."
"Is he telling you how to conduct business."
"No, he is more of someone to lean on than anything. He did tell me that if the fans don't come out to the park that his magical bank account won't have anything in it anymore. So beware fans, if you don't like this hire and you don't come to the park next year because of it, you are going to be the one to suffer and if you change the channel during commercials we might not have enough to re-sign fan favorite Valdijhonny Sweetlord when his contract expires after next season. If he is gone it will be the fans fault and they should feel guilty about it the rest of their living days. I can't imagine there being any more questions, are we done? I really don't have all day and I am getting annoyed and bored. I don't like talking about my job because it is my job to not talk about my job"
"Just one more, do you think Peavy's robotic arm is going to hold up this year? It is now widely known that he switched to Raytheon ball bearings and apparently he fully expects to make it through the whole season without viscosity issues, but we have heard this before of course…"
"Jake Peavy is going to be Jake Peavy and we expect him to win. His life time contract aside, we feel he puts us in the best position to win. He knows baseball and brings fire and commitment to the cause, he is unrelenting and will…………"
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Perhaps you can get Al Davis to play the role of KW
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
Geez man
that conjurs up images of black face. This ain’t birth of a nation pal!
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didn't think of that
was thinking more of the scary old-guy face…which is now infinitely more scary given today’s turn of events.
White Sox 2012: Helplessly hoping.
i enjoyed this line muchly:
“Seriously, if I could fuck a baseball, I would fuck a Gordon Beckham autographed baseball. The stitches are just tighter on a Beckham autographed baseball.”
i’m almost tempted to sig it.
I actually laughed as i typed it
There are about ten things in here that i laugh about.
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That's such a good line. I laughed more than a couple times.
Thanks, bud.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
jesus, you and TP think I have all damn day to do focused sober reading?
I keed. my saturday morning cup runneth over.
It is now public knowledge that Ozzie fucked my wife in her asshole, Robin masterbated on her and Parque lefty fisted her…Jerry and I believe that Beckham is asexual enough to fit in around here and get things done, in fact he volunteered to have his testicles removed as a condition of his hire.
…
holy shit
by obnoxious american on Oct 8, 2011 8:58 AM CDT reply actions
Yeah, I couldn't quite bring myself to do a photoshop for this.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 10, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Did noose get you?
You could have at least conjured up an image of valdijhonny sweetlord begging the public to purchase tickets because he knows the public thinks he has some sort of emotional loyalty to a team…
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I think he specifically meant the scene listed by obnoxious american.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I'll bet Carl could do a great job with that scene
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That would smell a whole lot more than mascot.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Thanks mang
Lets see…20 years between now and 2032 and atleast five managers…ventura, simas, parque, paulie and beckham. KW interviewed them all…he is so visionary he interviews players before their careers are over. What a special dude.
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My cousin teaches a Valdijhonny Sweetlord in preschool.
Eerie.
"That baseball is the smartest thing out on that field." —Hawk Harrelson
this had just the right amount of wacky and crude.
well done
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
What about poignant satire of flighty incompetence
You forgot that one. I am wasting my time here.
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Aren't we all, Rhube?
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Oct 11, 2011 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Seems like we are getting a bit far out on the limb of good taste...
I’ll allow the Boss to give his ruling.
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
It's been up for four days.
Seems like the ruling has been made.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
If it has, it has.
And if it has the Boss has altered his original boundaries, I’d surmise. Which is fine by me.
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
More likely is that he did not read this
really I wasn’t trying to shock anyone, I was trying to demonstrate that personal business gets in the way of real business at times. I decided to go to the nth degree I guess but only because you have called me William Burroughs. The best part is, I am not employed by SSS, I am just a guy who spends too much time thinking about White Sox baseball. If someone were to take issue with this (which they won’t because it is tucked away in a non-descript fanpost in a small corner of the universe) they should probably address issues within themselves and their capacity for humour. I’d have to imagine that the regulars that have kept on reading my shit are no offended and the ones who don’t like my shit have already decided not click on them anymore. If Jim gets any gruff from a concerned parent or a corporowad he can ask me to tone it down or just banish me.
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Banhammer?
Nah, I’m sure you are being facetious. I might tone it down only because you are revered on this site (INFERSTRUCTURE! causes me to weep with gratitude) and you are often FP’ed. And more eyeballs means a bit more scrutiny.
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
I have been FP'd once
I get it though, no more fantastical sexual innuendo.
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That wasn't really innuendo.
It’s not a problem if it’s not on the front page, as Jim told me for TPC.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
i'm offended by your spelling of humor.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 12, 2011 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I read it.
I respect literary license for fictional/abstract/absurdist endeavors. Also, it’s not on the main page or the attached to syndicated articles, which affords a little more liberty.
But, yeah, in the future, please avoid getting that graphic. Best attempt at drawing a line from this — The stitches line made me laugh. Detailing the things being done by Ozzie/Robin/Parque … that made me uncomfortable.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Oct 12, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Tastee has posted worse.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Oct 11, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
TF is your alter ego, isn't it?
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Oct 11, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Its just a metaphor for how KW seems to get personal with his employees and how their relationships suffer
it is also a demonstration on how silly things seem in the organization
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I know.
The metaphor is fine. The description is a little “wow”, especially if we are national publication material. But I’m a prude.
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
I don't even remember that one, the last one was the stream of unconsciousness recap
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Oh yeah, i checked...The Ninth Life of the Damned
Wow, that was a dark time in White Sox baseball…kind of refreshing to be the offseason
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I guess there's no RRRR at the moment, but this is an appropriate place to post as any.
Catch-22 turned 50 today.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
as good a time as ever to start the bookclub I reckon
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I'll get a FanPost up within a few days.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure, why not?
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
i was making with the joke about nobody recalling whose idea it was.
alas, rhub opted not to run with it, making me look strangely petty.
oh, I just thought that you thought someone else was in charge of its inception, my bad
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Actually, doing some searching, it seems it was e-gus with the initial thought-
yeah I’ve got that one as well.
we should do an off-season reading assignment post.
the only thing that is relevant is SSS.
by e-gus on Nov 30, 2010 10:53 PM CST up actions
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
he was clearly ignored at the time.
your chest ought to be bursting with pride given that people have actually ran with the idea this time around.
hey TP dunno if this is the place either
but I’m more than 1/2 way through “Darkness at Noon.” I’m enjoying it very much. I’ll admit I’m not the greatest at literary interpretation & I’m sure some symbolism has gotten past me. Still, a great read to this point.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
I think I referred you to that novel, it is one of my favorites
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sorry Rhub
the credit is yours. It reminds me a bit of the internal struggle in “Crime & Punishment.”
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Yeah but in C&P it was an internal struggle grown out of animal instinct, insanity and boredom
in Darkness it was more of a struggle with forced dogma over conscience. What is most ironic is that he helped create the machine that put him in the situation he was in.
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late reply
was out & about yesterday.
I just got past where Rhubashov was contemplating his role with his secretary & the outcome. I liked how his viewpoint changed given his current predicament.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
ireland actually going to be seeded.
man, they’re so bad. they are literally so unpleasant to watch i’m not even sure if i am rooting for them or not. trapattoni is brutal. ugh.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
don't talk about football please. it pains me.
by craigws on Oct 11, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
at least you have an excuse, you were playing spain
not ten man armenia.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I made it official by putting the RRRR in the title
though it didn’t translate to the RR, enjoy your soccer talks
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say, thanks.
here’s an uplifting story for you. the coach of the south african team thought his team only needed a draw to qualify for the african cup of nations so he played for a draw and got one. the team and their fans celebrated. the president of their football association went on tv and congratulated them. the only problem was that in actuality the draw caused them not to qualify but to be eliminated.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/09/south-africa-africa-cup-of-nations
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Will he be murdered?
Imagine if that were to somehow happen to the White Sox, why the grey area there?
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it wasn't that that screwed us, it was playing without a striker away to the czech republic.
fuck craig levein. i hate him. always have. most negative manager in football history.
always enjoyed rhubarb and custard sweeties.
the cartoon wasn’t too bad either. the themesong was awesome.
My mother grew rhubarb in her garden
and made strawberry rhubarb pie. It was good. She never made orange pie though.
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Is it going to be like a meringue?
or baked like a cherry or apple pie? Pie in the sky, a piepedream.
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Daaaamn
Instead of using the concentrate could you just juice the oranges and reapply the fiber once juiced? Or is that just too hyper?
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If you want to use fresh oranges instead of concentrate,
I think your best bet would be to zest an orange, peel it, then toss it in a blender. Pour the blended orange and zest into a saucepan, then simmer for a bit to reduce to desired thickness.
I’ve never had orange pie or rhubarb pie. I do remember eating rhubarb a few times as a kid since my grandparents used to grow it in their garden.
I’d like to give this recipe a try (with fresh oranges). If I do, I’ll let you know how it turns out.
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
I'm opening the first SSS pub
Only drinks and snacks tonight not had time to get a menu sorted out:-
Beer per pint
Lager and Lime – 80p
John Smiths Cask – 90p
Budvar – £1
Fosters – 70p
Timothy Taylors Landlord – £1
Spirits per large measure
Bells – 90p
Gordons Gin – 80p
Brandy – £1
Johnnie Walker Black – £1.10
Smirnoff – 80p
Snacks
Seabrooks crisps – 20p
Pickled Eggs – 30p
Uncle Alberts Pork Scratchings – 40p
God bless the SSS pub and all who sail in her!
by hoodlight on Oct 11, 2011 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
"laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face"
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Tonight's installment of White Sox news and commentary at BCB-
Sure to be a good one, come join.
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2011/10/11/2484178/williams-considered-konerko-as-player-manager
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
.
I could give a damn what the standings were LAST year, truth be told The White Sox organization is making a mockery of how a baseball team should be run and as I said before, Reinsdorf should have fired all their asses.
by troutfishin on Oct 11, 2011 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
And edited!
must have been because i said epstein defecates sunshine and urinates 21 year old scotch, AY you sly fox
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lol
“white sox fans care more about the what the cubs are doing. cub fans just don’t care about the sox.”
by obnoxious american on Oct 12, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Joe Buck.
No one can vote him in or out, and he’ll be around longer than 4 years no matter what.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
But you can also mute him and still have the beauty of baseball. The government doesn't have a mute button.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Oct 12, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions
buck says something worthwhile once every 4 years.
by obnoxious american on Oct 12, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Really?
It’s been almost six by my count.
Joe Buck: “And the White Sox win the World Series.”
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Oct 13, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
one is preventable, at least
watch in 5.1, mute/unplug your center speaker (where the announcers are). turn volume up as surround crowd level is always less than the center.
enjoy just crowd and stadium announcements. watch out for commercials, halftime, or sideline reporters that aren’t 5.1 MAKING LOUD NOISES.
no buck, no anderson, nothing. just bliss during gametime. MNF is actually tolerable!
the GOP debates are just best to be avoided.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 12, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What do i have to do to purchase a set up that does this?
Would you be my personal shopper?
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My current receiver is circa 1990 pioneer
So i would need a new one of those. I have a 40" samsung LCD, only two polk speakers
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a DVR that decodes and spits out 5.1, then anything that takes 5.1 input and outputs to a speaker array, really.
at home i have:
TiVo HD
Onkyo SR-705 receiver, out to 7 speakers, 1 sub. (7.1 surround)
TiVo to receiver via HDMI, though depending on your DVR or receiver, the audio connection could be done over coax or optical.
for a budget, logitech has basic 5.1 all-in-a-box systems that work really well (not just saying that because a project lead for that was an old manager of mine). a buddy has been using a set of those with a directv box and samsung tv in various studio apartments in santa monica and berkeley with no complaints.
the theory behind it is that when the networks do their 5.1 mix for the broadcast, they put the announcers solely on the center channel and do various shit to mix in the crowd mics / field mics to the front sides and rears. sure, there might be some in the center, too, but it’s an easy trade-off to not have to listen to joe buck. thinking about it, one could de-hawk their lives if that’s how CSN/WGN do their baseball mix. i’m on MLB.tv, so i haven’t been able to test it.
it’s not a hard-and-fast rule, but for the most part all the majors do this across their various sports on their HD stations. i’ve seen it not work for some of last year’s NBA season on some cable station (NBATV?), but c’est la vie. i’ve only listened to announcers for NFL at home once this season, and that was last sunday when marv albert was covering the chargers game.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 12, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Dehawking my life would be grand indeed.
i dont need 7 speakers to accomplish this? Just a reciever that does 5.1, then turn off the cemter channel, voila?
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first: good god no. second: exactly. i just had two extra speakers of the same model as my rears, and a receiver that did it.
really, i’ve only done true 7.1 with a few blu-ray movies from my ps3 that specifically had audio tracks that mixed that way. everything else is kind of mixed/faked on the two guys in the back. (dolby pIIx and similar settings)
it’s all about the minimal 5.1 that the HD signal is sent as and killing that center speaker By Any Means Necessary, like you say and as SSE says below. in fact, that’s the method i use. rather than dig through settings, just unplug the motherfucker.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 13, 2011 3:40 AM CDT up reply actions
that is a great fucking idea.
boxcars boxcars boxcars
by soxshenanigans on Oct 12, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
It really is. I've got a super cheap ass 5.1 setup, cause I can't tell/don't care about the difference
between that and the 7.1/other advances that have been made. My cheap ass receiver that I’ve had forever can’t just cut out the center channel on command, but the center speaker is right here with spring loaded terminals, so it’s nothing to just unhook them if I’m settling in for a game.
Good call tsk.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 12, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, there's just not enough stuff coded for 7.1 yet.
by obnoxious american on Oct 13, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
and that's the sad thing
http://blu-raystats.com/Stats/TechStats.php Audio: 7.1 filter
http://community.us.playstation.com/thread/1160909?start=0&tstart=0
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 13, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
If I Da Man, that's too bad,
but the behind the scenes stuff in Boston is pretty epic.
Linky.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Oct 12, 2011 8:35 AM CDT reply actions
Wow.
“He denies that he is a drug addict. He denies that his marital problems affected his on-field performance.”
Yeah, they’ll be lining up to hire his expensive ass. Nice character assassination.
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
yep...but i'm sure tito will eventually find a good opportunity on his terms, if not this offseason
Jim Thome sponsor(s) this page.
Highly underrated, Mark Kotsay became the best defensive designated hitter in American League history in 2010.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Oct 17, 2011 5:05 AM CDT up reply actions
keep digging graves & eventually you'll find a corpse
I can’t stand this style of reporting.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Style question for the writers here: Do you use two spaces after a period?
Rhubarb does (at least in this Rigamorole, though in his comments it looks like he single-spaced). I always have doubled, and I can’t stop. Scanning the comments here, I see a lot of you single-space.
This is an old-ish article, but re-FPed recently on Slate. I learned to type on a typewriter, with the obvious mono-spaced font. Since its an obsolete tool, and most (all?) devices for keyboarding the written word utilize a proportional font, should we follow typographic style guidelines now and go to single space? Is single space taught to new students now?
Hell, I’m doing it as I type this now. Its a reflex, and if I miss one of the spaces, I always go back to add another one.
Stop double spacing after a period
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
The comments section must space differently than the story. My comment looks like the same white space as others (and I know I dbl-spaced)
So comparing the posted stories, I would say Jim and TP single, U-God, Larry, and KenWo double.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
I do double.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
And I'm pretty sure that's just the way I was taught.
If not, I have no idea why I do so. The only time I single-space is with a character limit.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
me too. In high school typing class, we got red marks if there was only one space.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
Yeah, Typing class is what really beat it into me.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 12, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
It's the way I was taught, too.
But it’s wrong.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
Today is literally the first time I've ever been told this is wrong.
This will take some adjustment.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Better or worse than the dream police?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Better than the dream police.
Worse than the shoe police.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
Who are these shoe police you speak of?
Are they the ones who dictate what color dress shoes I am allowed to wear with certain pants?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Was a failed Super Troopers reference.
I’m trying to class this place up a bit, ya know?
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
never even heard of doubling.
sounds unnecessary.
by obnoxious american on Oct 12, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
It certainly is unnecessary now, which is the point of the article.
Until I read it, I was blind to the fact that doubling is not proper anymore. I think the bottom line is that readability is unaffected whether its single or double, at least to me. I imagine our pro and semi-pro writers here have at least thought more about it than I.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
I think that the double-space is becoming a dinosaur due to technology but I still use it in all formats
I think Jim probably does a single space because he was trained in AP style. I was trained in MLA style and it used to be they prescribed double space (10+ years ago) but now there is this. http://www.mla.org/style_faq3
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Another thing that I simply cannot do is putting a comma before and - but - or in a list of three or more items
Yet, I see that more and more these days, when I am reading and this is done—it actually bothers me. That all being said, I think a lot of the rules of punctuation and grammar are too restrictive to the creative process. I am not going to sit there and fret over whether my punctuation is correct when I am on a roll. As long as it is readable. A lot of times, writers for stylistic purposes will disregard it altogeher.
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As you can see, my grammar and misspellings are horrible at times but we ARE in a colloquial atmosphere...are we not?
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grammar makes me insane.
who decided it to be what, and why, and why the hell should we listen to something that is patently arbitrary.
by obnoxious american on Oct 12, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
The only one that really pisses me off
is ellipses. Our “learning specialist” (whatever the fuck that is) sent a school-wide email yesterday throwing around ………. and …… You’re a fucking professional. Learn how to use the damn dots.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I hate FB status of tweets when the person has several ideas on a topic spaced with ellipses
Robin Ventura named new manager…I wanted Martinez….hopefully Robin prves me wrong…Loved him as a player
I also hate...
…when people on SBN type their thoughts out like I just did. The jumpy from the subject line to the comments section is enough of a pause.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
but what if you're trying to keep the subject line as a single one?
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 12, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
whenever I see a two period ellipse I want to punt a puppy
I can’t tell if they’re just a terrible typer or if they were too fucking lazy to type one more fucking period.
NAOPOS
I have become a big fan of the ALT 0133 code.
Perfect, properly-spaced ellipses. Love it.
Periods: …
ALT code: …
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
Ohhh, damn you SBN, you slick bitch.
It auto-converted the periods to an ellipsis.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
One could argue that without formal grammar, the English language would be a smattering of different writing dialects
It was and is useful to have basic tenets to follow.
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I think grammar rules are important, but should only be loosely enforced.
Only a handful of people here are expected to adhere to them. Beyond that, the meaning is whats important.
The rules of grammar and style need to be preserved, to avoid the slippery slope of degradation like txt-speak . They need to adapted too, like this single-space thing that just upended my world.
By loosely-enforced, I mean, no one likes a grammar snob (unless they are joking, therefore making fun of grammar snobs).
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
For media, governmental and business purposes
grammar rules should be adhered to. Creative processes, not so much. I had classes that debated this very issue.
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Not a fan of oxford commas?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Not a fan of oxford commas?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Damn you internet.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I dislike oxford commas quite a bit
and it seems we may have had this conversation before but it might have been bisy backson.
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Ah yes, back in July.
http://www.southsidesox.com/2011/6/29/2251586/rhubarbs-first-annual-fan-fiction-fray#71123563
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I've seen those English dramas too
They’re cruel
So if there’s any other way
To spell the word
It’s fine with me, with me
to me it is distracting and doesn't flow well
to each their own though
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the oxford comma is pretty much a 50/50 split
AP is against it, Chicago is for it. And various British styles are all over the place. I think it can be nice for clarity purposes, but it usually unnecessary.
But it is still just a comma, so who gives a shit?
boxcars boxcars boxcars
by soxshenanigans on Oct 12, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
To use an oxford comma
is like being stung to death by one bee
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i think that is about the fourth time that has been posted here.
not a complaint, i enjoy it each time.
a period is what a woman gets once a month
call it a comma.
by hoodlight on Oct 12, 2011 12:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This is getting more and more confusing by the minute!
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I know you are used to your women not getting their periods, but try to follow.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 12, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
oh my, this is good.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Oct 12, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
the afternoon does wonders for your clarity
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
you just shutup you.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 12, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
A full stop is what I do at an intersection.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
sucker
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Oct 12, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Depends.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
by Uribe Down on Oct 12, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
My friend just e-mailed me this.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/brain
So true.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Oct 12, 2011 4:40 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
carlos tevez is diabolical.
he wants mancini to apologize to him!!!!
truly genius. awesome.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
you gotta love this stuff.
you could hardly make it up.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
have you seen liverpool trying to push for individual rights on foreign broadcasting?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/15269831.stm
it would destroy the premiership really, it ain’t exactly competitive as is, but spain is even worse. which is a shame, as it used to be one of the best leagues to watch up until a few years back.
it's very disheartening.
it’s like they don’t realize that if there is no competition for them to play then the whole thing will fall apart.
fucking psychopaths.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
this part was interesting:
the animosity between player and manager has been exacerbated by Tevez’s insistence on his return from Buenos Aires that Mancini owes him an apology. In return Tevez was willing to accept he had refused at one point to warm up and to issue an apology of his own. Mancini refused and will not budge.
he clearly understands this would undermine the manager completely. probably trying to get him fired.
this billboard is so fucking hilarious.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Oct 12, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone watching American Horror Story?
Jiminey Gillickers!
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what's that? and is it any good?
i need some new horror stuff to watch with hallowe’en approaching.
at least ghostbusters is being re-released in cinemas. that’ll be fun.
It is an hour long horror drama on FX and it is very good
I haven’t been this creeped out since Twin Peaks. I was actually walking in my hallway and felt something behind me because this show made me horribly paranoid. There is a creepy downsyndrome girl that tells people they are going to die, a creepy guy in a gimp suit that has already raped one of the main characters and impregnated her…quite a bit of craziness. The music and cinematography is very well done too. Should be able to get it on demand. http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/ahs/episode.php
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That good, huh?
That’s a mighty high bar to set, but I trust you, and based solely on you saying so, I will nab it and watch it somepoint.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 13, 2011 8:06 AM CDT up reply actions
It is not better than Twin Peaks
its just that no other television show has creeped me out as much since Twin Peaks. It is damn good though and definitely worth a watch. They’re only 2 episodes in.
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Got aholt of the Bears return trip seating chart from Detroit.
Idonije, Garza and Urlacher in 1st class seating. Martz and Lovie in coach. Wah-wah.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
On paper, yo.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
smartphone pics of paper or it didn't happen.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 13, 2011 4:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Good. Keep them on the plane.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Oct 13, 2011 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions
better yet
get em’ on the plane with Rios and Dunn
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The have to sit with the McCaskey's.
I think that’s punishment enough.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
when i'm 81 i hope i'm coming up with good ideas like this.
http://www.johnlayfieldshow.com/Phillip-Winikoff-81-Allegedly-I.news
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 13, 2011 7:50 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
luck of the irish! ha!
they get estonia in the playoff. next stop, euro 2012.
(check back with me nov 15th to see if i am going to really be regretting this statement)
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Well this is neat.
http://occupyherbstreit.tumblr.com/
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Oct 13, 2011 9:28 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
There's still time!
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
oh to be young again. my cocksucker brother judged a bikini bull riding contest in vegas last night.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Next years methup we'll have a bikini bull riding contest and you can judge, okay?
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 14, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Kind of hurt by this.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Oct 14, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
It's a long season, kid.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Oct 14, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no one can compete with that hair
NAOPOS
by blackoutsox on Oct 14, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah it is.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 14, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously.
had some hiccups that were my own fault during installation, but it’s been great since.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 14, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
SSS pages load so quick, volume up button for camera, text bar on top while surfing is tits too
I was medicated last night so it took me two hours to update itunes and iOS on phone. Had to turn on mobile service on pc and not install new itunes with phone plugged in. Well worth it
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Same. Phone didn't appear to still be syncing, so I didn't get all my apps and music initially.
But I am totally down with 5. Good stuff.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
The photostream is a little creepy though. I don't like that you can't permanently delete those pictures.
Makes sexting so much more difficult.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Oct 17, 2011 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
If you go into settings and choose photo and choose to turn off photostream
The pictures will be permanately deleted
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it looks like the obama campaign has the same marketing people as the 2011 white sox
by larry on Oct 15, 2011 12:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
holy christ.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Omar Vizquel for Secretary of Defense!!!
Ozzie can head of the Office of Veterans Affairs. Dunn and Rios can co-chair the panel on being worthless sacks of shit. ALL IN!!!!!!
Yeah, pretty much had to when I saw it-
http://www.amazon.com/Chicago-White-Sox-Pumpkin-Carving/dp/B001DZ6JOW/
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 15, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
Wifes 31st/// crazy fleet fox helplessness blues
Hud had his firstnamre as well piotr little duder
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by Rhubarb on Oct 16, 2011 3:04 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Southern Comfort is awful, but this new Tabasco flavored SoCo has me intrigued.
Maybe Southern Comfort can just make a whole slew of disgusting flavored alcohols.
Like just purely a line of shots you buy friends as punishment. Or to be taken when bets are lost.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
SoCo and ranch!
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Oct 16, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
As if I don't have enough of a hate for the thing
from the SoCo and lime commercials or the bottle of SoCo 100 I finished top to bottom my first Sophmore year.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 16, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
So I'm getting hit with a 100,000 volt stun gun on Friday.
Anyone have any experience with this?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
yes.
don’t laugh and call the person doing it a pussy because they will do it again, a couple more times.
the next day you will feel like your body is 2x as heavy.
stay on the couch.
from my experience they also like to hit you with mace at the same time.
keep your eyes closed, and for the love of god don’t try to spit it back at them.
then when you wash it out of your hair the next day keep your head back because it hurts your eyes even worse when you are sober.
by e-gus on Oct 17, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
at first
i thought you were describing getting hit by a stun gun, then, i wasn’t so sure
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
This is a bit more than what is going to happen to me Friday.
Side note, how did cheap Hamm’s night treat you?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Curiosity.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
at least there was contact.
granted, the guy essentially punched himself in the face. cheating bastard.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
this
is soccer to me:
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Vermalen signs new contract!
RVP next, please! http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/vermaelen-signs-new-long-term-contract
Arsène Wenger said: "We are absolutely delighted that Thomas has signed a new long-term contract. Our plan is always to sign top quality players and with Thomas extending his contract, we have done just that. Thomas is a special player, who has always made a huge contribution on the pitch and we are looking forward to him being a part of our future at Arsenal Football Club."
Vermaelen, who is now closing in on a return to full fitness said: "I am really happy to have signed a new contract with Arsenal. I always had the intention to stay here. I feel there is a big belief in me from the Club, from the boss and from the fans and that is one of the reasons why I stayed. Arsenal is a fantastic Club. We have great supporters, we’re doing well financially and we are playing with some quality young players now and they will develop, which is very good for the future."
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
arsenal's still not in good shape.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
arsenal's aspirations only recently
were quite a bit higher than that. i don’t really have a dog in the hunt but they just don’t look so hot to me. of course they lost a bunch of players and have bought half a new team. losing sagna won’t help. we’ll have to see what it looks like when wilshere (and sagna) get back. marseille on wednesday isn’t going to be a cakewalk i don’t think.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
probably not a cakewalk,
though, their league form has been very poor, contrary to their CL form. getting 3 would be huge obviously.
i’m just not really convinced that tottenham or liverpool are any better than arsenal in terms of taking the 4th spot. we’ll see indeed!
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
mertesacker doesn't look comfortable to me
and i don’t care for arteta. his eyebrows are creepy and his lego hair makes the shape of his head look funny.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
and what's the deal with coquelin?
i thought he was one of the better players against spurs so i put him on my fantasy team (as a very cheap option, didn’t have much money left) then he doesn’t even make the bench against sunderland. BS.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
arteta is a fox!
agree on mertesacker, i think he’s slowly adjusting to the pace of the game for sure. and re. coquelin, i’m not sure what the pecking order is between him and frimpong. i prefer coquelin, he’s seemed more composed when he’s see the field. he’s in the traveling squad for the CL game tomorrow, so there’s that i guess.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
What is leading brand of electric toothbrush in US?
I’m not happy with mine and am looking to change it
the philips one.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 18, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i've been using sonicare for a few years now and i'd recommend.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
So I'm sitting here, studying for tomorrow's bacteriology exam.
And my classmate sends me this.

And I’ll be damned if I didn’t immediately think of SSS.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Oct 18, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That implies that there are moments when you don't think of SSS.
Traitor.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
A girl in my class made models of Strep pyogenes and Staph aureus out of yarn and tried selling them on Etsy.
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 19, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions
That's awesome.
Staph aureus causes a disease called bumblefoot in chickens.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Oct 19, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
remembor?
ah, he’s only getting his doctorate.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
sir oliver popplewell old chap, you are on my list you fucking twat
for telling the families of the victims of the hillsborough disaster essentially to stop complaining, have some dignity, and just get on with it. (link)
gee, what great advice. why would anyone be upset that their relatives died due to police negligence? what a bunch of babies. i bet they’re also upset that the police, with the backing of the government (thanks margaret!) not only lied about their role in the tragedy but went on a public campaign to blame the victims. everbody’s so damn entitled these days. what ever happened to the old stiff upper lip?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
let's not bicker and argue
about who killed who…
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
put the scousers on the top.
put the city in the middle
and burn the fucking lot.
you manchester united fans are so cruel.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
aaaaaaaaaand as one
who’s that dying on the runway,
who’s that dying in the snow,
It’s Matt Busby and his boys making such a fucking noise,
cos they can’t get the aeroplane to go
those were the days
to completely absolve the Liverpool fans of any blame on that fateful day is ridiculous.
Some of the stories I have heard about what they were getting up to in the hours leading up to the kick off are never printed.
There is a sickening mawkishness Liverpool and it’s people, not just about Hillsborough but about everything, never happy unless everyone is taking pity on them. I think the judge has a valid point
so they deserved to die.
or at least some of them did. got it. and now their families won’t stop whining about it. that’s got to be irritating.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
what exactly are they after?
everyone in the whole world to say sorry? time moves on, nothings going to bring them back
justice maybe?
look, i’m sure there are plenty of sanctimonious people that act as you described. from my distant perspective, and never having dealt with anyone from liverpool, i would expect there to be a distinction though between some random liverpudlian and an actual relative of someone who died there.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
i don't know.
i don’t have any idea what the current perception is but it seems like for at least a pretty long time the police were not coming in for their share of the responsibility. obviously it’s impossible to exactly apportion blame, it just seems like what the police did was a pretty extra bad thing and i can see how it would upset the people involved.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
lord taylor's report released, what, in august 1989 placed the primary blame on the south yorkshire police.
four months doesn’t seem that long to me.
i was referring to what i read.
Had responsibility been accepted at the inquest that followed, there would be no campaign for justice, disclosure process and debates – like today’s in parliament – 22 years later. However, lies were told from the beginning. Duckenfield told the FA’s chief executive, Graham Kelly, on the scene, that fans had forced the exit gate, when in fact Duckenfield had ordered it to be opened.
Then the police relentlessly pushed the case, to the media, to Taylor and the inquest, that the fans had been drunk and so had caused the disaster – exactly how, they never quite specified. Taylor explicitly criticised that police case, saying it was “a matter of regret” that “such an unrealistic approach” had been taken – and he did not know what emerged later, that senior South Yorkshire police officers systematically had junior officers’ statements changed, to present that case to Taylor.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
the problem with banging on about 'justice'
all the time is that it’s meaningless without some form of concrete demands to what form this justice is to take.
If you wanted to imprison everyone who either directly or indirectly had some involvement in the deaths of those fans you would have to build another jail.
and I never said they deserved to die
i was being sarcastic. (about implying that you said they deserve to die)
like i said before, i’m sure there are more than enough terrible people. it just sounded to me like a gross generalization. i suppose i could have just assumed you meant lots of people, not all people from liverpool, but what’s done is done.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
what I suspect the most mean by 'justice'
is great wedges of cash supplied by the British Taxpayer. If that’s the case fine, just don’t try and disguise it.
With a heavy heart I declare that Big Hurt Beer is one of the worst beers I've ever tasted.
It’s like fortified Icehouse.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
disheartening.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
But it's extra alcohol-y. That counts for...something, right?
Right…? Damnit.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Oct 19, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
We had to have known this would be the case, hadn't we?
Off-Season Proposition Bet Tally - 1 won - 6 lost
It's not called Money Symbol Swill.
Or even Big Donkey Cider. I expected more. Not greatness, but drinkability.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
by Uribe Down on Oct 19, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Perhaps it will age well.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 19, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
arsenal, for the most part,
are looking like poop.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
oh boy was that fortunate.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I'd pay money to see an all soccer thread.
Not much money, but pocket change would at least change hands.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
FFS-
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/19/senators-push-for-tobacco-ban-on-players-during-world-series/
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 19, 2011 4:09 PM CDT reply actions
Phew. This means they solved the other problem in the world.
Right?
RIGHT?
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
right, so i have ran out of people i personally know that like soccer in this country (all two of them),
so i figured i’d throw this out here:
i have a spare groupon ticket to the fire game on saturday. it includes a miller-lite party deck ticket (never been to that part of the ground, so know little of it, though it does include two free beers – four free beers technically, i won’t drink that shite) plus a free chicago fire t-shirt! oooooooh.
so yeah. i obviously wouldn’t expect whoever wants it to pay for it, it’ll just go to waste otherwise. also, unlike some others on this site, i promise not to molest you in anyway. unless you are a sheep, obviously.
Take Jack.
Two SSS ginger soccer enthusiasts. Won’t be a dry seat in the stadium.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Oct 19, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
unfortunately for jack
he is a sheep.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
molestation aside,
thanks for the V Woolf recommendation. got done with to the lighthouse, finishing up between the acts. intoxicating / dizzying style, but i’ve enjoyed both so far!
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
wow i did not remember providing that recommendation
but it’s definitely something i would have said. mrs. dalloway and to the lighthouse are really terrific. i’d never heard of between the acts, but it sounds pretty interesting.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Jimmy Stewart made a movie about Jack Stratton the soccer player from the 50's??
Sorry if I’ve jumped to the wrong conclusion.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
He made a movie about Dorothy Stratton, the Playboy bunny murdered in the '80,
in the ’50’s because he could foretell things.
You OPOS. ;)
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
anybody still watching dexter?
i really enjoyed the first few seasons, and season 4 with john lithgow was fantastic television.
just got done watching season 5 and it was okay, but i was disappointed with the finish.
and after watching the first episode of the new season, i’m not sure if i’m going to continue.
i think it probably should have ended with last season (obviously with a different conclusion, too)
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Stopped after season 3. Kinda lost me.
Folks have said that it picks up again. When I find the time to care enough to download season 4 & 5, I’ll probably do it. Most likely when there is a ton of snow on the ground in a few months.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 20, 2011 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions
i highly recommend both of you watch season 4. john lithgow absolutely stole the show.
i was well behind, but a few friends told me season 4 was great, and i’m glad i listened.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Oct 20, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
i could see that
lithgow is the man.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
fuuuuuck dexter
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
I'm still watching.
I loved season 4; best so far IMO. I did like season 5 although I lost interest during the 1st 4 episodes. It gets better after those. I’ve been watching season 6 & there are twists between characters that are compelling. Plus, Collin Hanks is creepy as hell.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
how good was breaking bad this year?
man, that show got intense. i love when a show builds so much tension that you’re actually concerned as you watch.
this next season is gonna be the last, so i’m hoping they take advantage of knowing their fate and really take it up a notch.
there’s only one way this story ends, right? i mean walter white’s heel turn has been great, but now he’s gotta go.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Can I request to get anything about this season to come with a big *SPOILER*
with it so I know to click on the subject line? I’ve done the first three episodes, I’ll do the rest of the season soon enough, but I’m not gonna start until I’ve got a block of time I can watch like 4 episodes at a crack.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 20, 2011 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm right about there also
Keeping up with TV is like another job. I’ve got BB, Walking Dead, Office, Parks and Rec, and Modern Family on my roster, but the hour-long shows have trouble getting off the bench these days. I more easily find 23 free minutes rather than 47.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
i'm finally getting into that show
netflix made it happen. i’m digging it so far. it’s obviously really good. but i don’t know how chuck klosterman could like it more than the wire or deadwood. i think that was the ridiculous claim he made on grantland a while back. not that i read most of it, since i was trying to avoid spoilers.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Breaking Bad has to wait til I'm done with Twin Peaks.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
You're just now getting around to that huh?
Good man. Ruined TV for me
Off-Season Proposition Bet Tally - 1 won - 6 lost
I was a wee little one when it first aired.
And it’s streaming on Netflix. Get an episode in a day while cooking/eating dinner.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
honestly, i think the further you watch breaking bad, the better you think it is.
the show evolves much more than almost any i’ve ever seen. and not out of desperation or lack of options.
i don’t think it’s a spoiler alert to say the evolution of walter white on that show is outstanding. i can’t think of a comp.
re: klosterman. i read the article, but i can’t say it’s better than the wire. there is something to walter white’s beginnings in cooking that are noble though. and i think most people are rooting for him even as a criminal in season 1 and beyond. that’s why the later seasons get so compelling.
it’s not gonna hold up to repeat viewings in the same way i don’t think, but it’s definitely unique.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Oct 20, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Comparisons are silly anyways. The shows set out to do different things.
I prefer the acting, music and the overall look of Breaking Bad but the plotting and depth of character in The Wire is unmatched.
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 20, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
I will say, as one of the 3 people on the planet who did not think Omar Little was that great of a character
Breaking Bad is way better at creating characters with mythical status.
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
One reason that I like The Wire so much is that I don't feel the writers looked down their noses at the viewer.
They trusted the viewers to be able to keep up and keep interest without dumbing it down too much or relying on gimmicky twists. I think some of the plot twists in Breaking Bad (and so many other shows, like, say, Dexter) are way too contrived. The end of season two was almost unforgivable.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
so far i definitely agree with this
and i want to say the Wire avoids this almost by definition? and when it starts to feel contrived (s5), it doesn’t work nearly as well.
BB can get away with it because stark realism isn’t necessarily what it’s going for. i can’t speak to the Godfather’s realism, but i think it’s more than reasonable to devote a TV show to really digging at the Michael Corleone thing. wouldn’t you have wanted FFC to have the kind of leeway and time for the Godfather universe that VG gets for BB? BB has other stuff on its mind too, but that’s one of the ways i’ve been watching it is as it fleshes out that transition from good to bad.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
*SPOILER*
I was disappointed with how the final two episodes played out. Initially I was really turned off by it, but have come around a bit since. The chain of events that Walt had to predict and actually execute seemed ridiculous to me. I didn’t think Walt had to go to a new low with a long shot scheme to get the help/information he needed to carry out his objective. The storyline they committed to did make for exciting television, but it seemed a little cheap for this show. Reminded me of the season two plane incident.
yeah, i can see that
when there were 3 episodes to go it seemed like they were gearing up for a grand finale, but then it was like they had to change course when they got picked up for another season and that second to last episode seemingly reworked a couple things.
i still really enjoyed this season. great show.
For "The Wire" faithful
Where can I find old episodes? I just got a bunch of movie channels & I can’t find any in on demand. Curious…
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
if you have HBO, then just go to HBOGO on your cpu or ipad. you can watch them all there.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Oct 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
thanks, I'll check out for free before I buy
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
E60 video on scott hall aka razor ramon. pretty good video. sad stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbA9uHXJ7c
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
it's just brutal. amazing how quickly these guys can fall apart. 15 years ago he was on top of the world.
now he’s in worse shape than ozzie osbourne.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I've met a ton of my sports heroes.
Scott Hall was a favorite of mine since the early 90s. I met him at an Independent show like 2 or 3 years ago along with Kevin Nash, The New Age Outlaws, King Kong Bundy and some others…
I wish i never met scott hall. the guy is a creep. drugged out, asking us for “yayo”… swinging and missing terribly at every woman in the bar… basically slobbering on himself. getting pissed off at the chicks who were creeped out by him and trying to get away from him. he’s a bigger mess than ozzy is because at least he has sharon to wipe his ass.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
and now i've read this.
Scott Hall’s reunion with his estranged son Cody at the conclusion of ESPN’s documentary on the wrestler was short-lived as the two are no longer on speaking terms. Sources tell TMZ that Hall’s ongoing drug problems have once again forced the two apart.
ESPN’s documentary last night chronicling the wrestler’s descent showed father and son reunited after not speaking for years. Scott’s ex-wife Dana tells TMZ that the reunion in May “barely lasted a month” and the two are no longer on speaking terms.
The documentary ended with Scott working with Cody to launch his wrestling career. Dana says Cody felt it was “too hard seeing his dad in that kind of state” and therefore has no current plans to pursue wrestling.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
He was always a favorite of mine too. I've read about his problems for a long time, but this made it a lot more real, so to speak.
I’ve always wondered what it is for some guys. The money? The fame? You have to think that for a lot of wrestlers, the rush of getting a huge pop when they walk out the curtain is a an incomparable high, and when it’s gone, there’s a void.
And then, there are just drug addicts.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
by RWShow on Oct 21, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Wrestler actually did a pretty good job addressing that, no?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Yes. It was a very good film, and for those of us who grew up watching wrestling and
being aware of the real-life ugliness behind so many of their lives, it was particularly moving.
Plus, I mean, Marisa Tomei. Come on.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
i had this theory before randy the ram. cobain is a pussy and ruined rock music. its why i, along with most other suburban white boys my age started listening to dr. dre/snoop/eazy e.
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: Goddamn they don’t make em’ like they used to.
Cassidy: Fuckin’ 80’s man, best shit ever !
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: Bet’chr ass man, Guns N’ Roses! Rules.
Cassidy: Crue!
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: Yeah!
Cassidy: Def Lep!
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: Then that Cobain pussy had to come around & ruin it all.
Cassidy: Like theres something wrong with just wanting to have a good time?
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: I’ll tell you somethin’, I hate the fuckin’ 90’s.
Cassidy: Fuckin’ 90’s sucked.
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: Fuckin’ 90’s sucked.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Hey, Ken, thanks for this.
Where did I put my gun? Failing that, how about some rope? Jesus Christ. And he still has the balls to have the toothpick.
The sun on the balcony is almost unbearable, worse than the booing fans in Chicago shedding miserable light on his failures at work.
Anyone else having a beeyatch of a time updating their profile?
I have been trying to replace my current sig with a TP quote, to no avail.
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
for some reason it works if you update the changes you make in "Edit Profile"
and then immediately update in “Edit Account and Settings” even though you don’t make any changes.
quit school. your internet acquaintances are reading a book.
MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011
by gar ridge pride on Oct 24, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Tailgater must also give Big Hurt Beer two thumbs down
Looking forward to knocking back a 24 oz. “crisp full-flavored lager” (as BHB claims to be) I was all giddy as I walked into the Naperville Binny’s where I purchased two cans of BHB. After I got the heavy cans (giggidy) home and chilled them to perfection, I was highly disappointed to discover that they must actually be using some of Frank’s sweat in the brew.
I’m not sure what everyone else’s experience has been, but my BHB went flat almost immediately. I still gave it a spin and didn’t hate the first few sips – a bit sweet with caramel notes – but I couldn’t get past the flatness, that also included a bit of a bitter finish. Even the 7% alcohol buzz factor didn’t keep me hanging in there, so down the drain it went. Sure, there were a few tears in my eyes, but I’m over it now.
Thankfully I also purchased a couple of 4-packs of my favorite Lithuanian beer, Utenos. If you haven’t tried it, do so. Utenos is definitely a crisp, light, full-flavored beer.
Sorry Frank…you need to fire your brewmaster.
My BHB…before it ended up in my septic tank:

"Yeah, and you’ll be batting ninth." – PK’s response to AJ’s text inquiry regarding the player/manager rumor. "No, I’ll be demanding a trade." - AJ’s witty retort
Dressing up as Fidel Castro for vet school Halloween tonight.
Should be interesting.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
im thinking bullet in the head qaddafi
but i’ll probably just stick an led to my chest, wear some decent duds and be tony stark
And that was just last night.
Jagermeister is a bitch.
The sun on the balcony is almost unbearable, worse than the booing fans in Chicago shedding miserable light on his failures at work.
At the same time, I hope.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
I still have nazi armband, the fake plastic explosives w/timer, hijab and the jesus beard and hair
that is a hell of an idea, maybe I will celebrate halloween this year, I think thecrucifix has been burned though.
ah, a Golden Repriever.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
by Nordhagen on Oct 21, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've been Jesus before as well.
That was a fun Halloween.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
"Takes it in all holes."
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 21, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
the fuck is a Wolverhampton?
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 22, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
They were down 2-0 in English Premier league soccer
With only 7 minutes left and they ended up in a draw. I only saw 2nd half but i was into it! Nice to have sports dramatics so early in the morning on a saturday. I’m going to try to watch more now that baseball won’t be around next weekend
it turned out to be very entertaining.
wolves were pretty awful for about the first 80 minutes and swansea plays some attractive soccer. it got interesting when losing 0-2 mccarthy took off two wingers and replaced them with two not especially attacking players. the fans went berserk and the cameras stayed on them while they were all screaming expletives. (on the guardian website the guy doing the minute by minute report said “A double change by Mick McCarthy, and one that sends the Molineux faithful into a stratospheric funk. They’re up on the downstroke.”)
the fans were apparently chanting “you don’t know what you’re doing” and also possibly joining in with swansea fans to chant “you’re getting sacked in the morning”. of course then wolves scored those two goals. pretty fun.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
robert plant's favorite team.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
draw please, manc and manu
also hope Arsenal can get away with resting RVP, 3 points and they’re only 2 off liverpool! c’monnnn
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
their bench today cost more than the entire Arsenal squad
dirty
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
i would put money
on balotelli missing a significant portion of the season due to some type of indiscipline or malfeasance either on or off the pitch.
they can be pretty awesome to watch. haven’t yet found their form in europe though.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
they'll slip up a few times.
depends how much utd slip up.
i reckon chelsea will gather momentum again too.
his first goal was sublime
very few players, even at this level, have the coolness to pass the ball into the net like he did. it was a fantastic piece of finishing.
by hoodlight on Oct 24, 2011 3:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
he is very good at soccer.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
play of the match for me was silva's contribution to the second goal,
i’m very new to this and somewhat reluctant to give support to a big club but with aguero and dzeko up top as well they just look irresistible.
quit school. your internet acquaintances are reading a book.
MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011
by gar ridge pride on Oct 25, 2011 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions
support Leeds then
we used to be a big club – and once the new financial fair play rules come in we will have a good crack at competing at the top level.
We have to get promoted first mind.
great call - i've already got a soft spot for them,
my Irish mate is a Leeds supporter and I watched the ‘10 FA cup win over ManU with him. He’s already debriefed me on the whole history. What’s your take on “The Damned United”?
quit school. your internet acquaintances are reading a book.
MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011
by gar ridge pride on Oct 26, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I want one of these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WVT321LSUc
We play on the "bad" side of town, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Pretty incredible bass there.
You could make all the creaky ship noises you want!
Also, nice reduced sig.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
Yeah, my sig has sort of unraveled since two of the three initial conditions no longer apply
We play on the "bad" side of town, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
For U-God and the other U of I folks-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJJJ6xtTYPM
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 25, 2011 4:17 PM CDT reply actions
So dumb, but so funny.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I think the fact that the weather looks so shitty for so many parts helped endear it to me.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
twelve seconds was enough for me.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
3 months.
And I die a little more every day.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
what glory?
seeing as i only made it twelve seconds all i saw were some photos of campus then some geeky wiener trying to rap.
i don’t see that any day.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Oct 26, 2011 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
can't be worse than In The Big House
those fuckers already got their song played at an M football game and are supposedly plotting a frickin concert there.
…i just deleted a two paragraph rant that no one cares about. in sum: Michigan is the worst.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
who had AMZN as a short?
FYI, the close at 227, 1 minute bar down to lows at 185 on the earnings number. about as fast a move as i’ve seen.
barely a share traded until it hit 200. crazy.
has rallied back some after hours. at 200 again now. i don’t think the story is over on this stock. (unlike NFLX)
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
its kinda what they do, no? I expected a drop even with earnings in line.
I bought in on a similar drop last summer… closed over 120, dropped to 100 on bad but understandable earnings. I got in at 104 and still long. This is the worst miss since, but there were a couple other similar earnings drops in that time similar quick recoveries. That said I have been playing with options lately and really wanted to make some kind of hedge knowing the history, but couldn’t go through with it.
What do you mean with the nflx comparison? Couldn’t tell if you think amzn is fine and nflx is dead going forward, or the opposite. I was curious about nflx at these levels myself.
nflx is going after the british and irish markets now.
the irish have reverted to their traditional position of being broke, but the brits still have some money to spend on the likes of that.
the bbc iplayer is insanely popular, as is spotify, so i could see netflix doing well.
the irish people are busy giving all of their money, which was lost by the banks (and the developers) (and the government)
to the germans (and the french).
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
yeah, I don't see any problem at all with the business model.
barring more retarded management it looks pretty attractive after recovering, especially from here.
not that hard to like netflix long term right?
or is there something obvious i don’t know?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Wait for GRPN.
I hear you can get $34 shares for $17.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
i would short the shit out of GRPN
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
From the little I've read, the fact that it's allowed to go public is just... disheartening.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
getting listed just means paying the exchange's fee right?
can’t anyone go public by saying “HEY IM PUBLIC” ?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Amazon is going after them HARD with the streaming video.
They’ve already inked deals to get a lot of the same content. With the release of the Kindle Fire, and the model of getting all the streaming content free with an Amazon Prime shipping subscription, all for less than what Netflix charges if you break it down by month, well, it’s gonna be interesting.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 26, 2011 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
that's what i'm saying.
also, it’s a mo-mo stock. when the tide turns, these can be very ugly.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
thought this was interesting
http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2011/10/25/why-netflix-stock-is-so-volatile/
i guess i’m not that familiar with the Netflix business model, but considering the obvious superiority from the customer perspective of that model to the substitutes, it’s not clear to me why rights holders have the leverage Salmon says they do.
i’m sure they’re well aware of what their dvd/blu-ray sales project as for a given show and it’s not that difficult to figure out the point at which it makes sense to sell to Netflix. and for the vast majority of movies and tv shows i’m guessing that answer is “almost immediately”. unless the studios plan on creating their own streaming networks, i guess? i’m not sure what Hulu’s deal is, but at this point it looks like Netflix vs. Amazon.
which, if Amazon has the war chest to get into a war of attrition i could see why Netflix would be feeling the heat. not that that explains why you’d be buying shitty movies unless you thought your stock price was waaaaay more likely to go up than down.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
NFLX is a middle man.
Look at HBOGO. Access to all their original programming is huge.
As online streaming services pop up for all the makers of these shows, why not go direct?
The biggest thing NFLX had was first mover advantage and a devout subscriber base because of that.
They screwed up. Big time. And now they’re over a barrel.
What drove their price, IMO, was the potential for a buyout. And I’m guessing that’s the end game.
But it’s gonna be a lot lower now.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Oct 27, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
the specifics of capital and cash are what matter and i don't know them
but it seems to me there’s value in bundling. Amazon kicked ass thanks to the long tail. Kabletown bought Sheinhardt Wig, not vice versa. being a content provider of your own content is fine, unless nobody wants it or they want it along with a bunch of other stuff you don’t own. why has Netflix succeeded where Hulu failed?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
iow, i don't think HBOGO is a good model for most of the content owners
HBO already had a wealthy subscriber base and a great portfolio of shows. all they had to do was link accounts to the new service. you think CBS owns enough properties with savvy enough fans to do the same? why not just sell licenses than invest in creating a new service and take the pure profit? or why not buy a significant share of Netflix?
separate issue: how many new accounts is HBO getting from their service? how many people do have cable, like HBO shows but don’t have HBO?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
re last q: i, for one.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 27, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
and have you been compelled to sign up?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
HBOGO is only available to people with HBO.
i’m just a horrible, horrible intertubes thief.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 28, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
right, that's what i mean
it hasn’t pushed you over the edge into an actual subscription. i’m the same as you.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Me for years.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
to those who might know
what’s the cheapest way to buy an index fund?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
You just looking for something like the S&P?
Open a brokerage account. TDAmeritrade, eTrade, Schwab, whatever. They’re all ETFs now. SPY is the S&P.
QQQ is the NASDAQ. DIA is the DJIA.
Some of them even offer rebates on liquidity added now, cutting down on your transaction costs.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
plus most new accounts these days will give you x number of free trades (especially with any kind of opening balance), so it shouldn't cout you antyhing.
is an account tied to a paypal/bank acct
or just new email?
…i suppose you can have a bunch of paypal accts
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
You gotta give a lot more info than that, for tax purposes.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 26, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
damn ass capital gains.
why would we want investment and savings in a country such as this?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
ideally, a true index
more ideally, a global index. how close are those as proxies?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
ishares makes several different ETFs that try to mimic indexes, commodities, etc.
i’ve never traded IOO, but that seems to be what you’re describing.
it’s not as liquid, but i’ve used SLV and GLD to trade silver and gold, respectively, so i’d guess it’s decent.
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=IOO
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
this is probably worth perusing, too.
http://finance.yahoo.com/etf/browser/mkt?c=0&k=4&f=0&o=a&cs=1&ce=1295
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
ty for both
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by colintj on Oct 26, 2011 2:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You stay away from indexes because by defn
the best you can do is average? Or do volume and price just not vary as much as you like?
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by colintj on Oct 26, 2011 2:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
chu-young park's goal!
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
by Jack M on Oct 25, 2011 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
preeetttty
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Poor keeper didn't stand a chance.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
it'd be nice for arsenal
if arshavin can become the player he was a couple of seasons ago and not the waste of space he was last year.
i think he's toast.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
indeed!
Wenger seems to have hinted at putting him in a no. 10 role behind RVP for the near term future, which I think is his best position. He seems less inclined to get bored and not give effort when he’s in the center of the pitch as opposed to out on the wings, plus I think that’s where he prefers to play.
I’m hearing Verminator is going to be fit for Chelsea, if so I’d go:
Szczesny – Santos – Per – TV5 – LK6 – Song – Arteta – Arshavin – Gervinho – RVP – TW
Depends on Rosicky fitness, Ramsey fitness, if he wants to rest Arshavin after midweek cup game, etc.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
i think he's toast.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
more often than not i'd rather watch my face than watch arshavin "playing" soccer.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
but can he do it
on a cold, rainy night in stoke?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I just hit the equivalent of a walkoff homerun in my business, felt better than any win I've had in sports
One of my best clients who I have been working with at an extravagant fee percentage for over a year, has consistently received the level of service that they expect for paying that high price. They hired an internal recruiter a few months ago and he was directed from the VP of HR to work with me on a position he was having trouble filling with his own resources.
I old school recruited out of their competitor a fricking rockstar candidate by cold-calling in the company and getting a referral of a referral of a referral. I finally found their guy and they are hot to trot for him. I get a call from the internal recruiter basically insulting my fee percentage saying it was absolutely ridiculous and that he has never worked at that fee% level in his career (through a LinkedIn check he has been in the business fewer years than I) and that he wouldn’t recommend interviewing my candidate (who would add significant value over the minimal amount of cash it would take to hire him through me) unless I lowered my fee%.
I told him all the reasons why he was wrong on this and that I already had an agreement in place with the VP Executive HR Director for over a year and asked him if he would go back on an agreement his boss already negotiated. He said there was no way they would interview that candidate. I told him I had to call the VP and he said go ahead and do it, almost daring me. I have a rapport with the VP that he does not know about and she completely agreed with me and knocked that peon down a peg or two and my candidate is now moving through the interview process at my standard fee%.
This guy was trying to be a fucking hero and had no context what-so-ever of how I am perceived in the organization. The hiring manager had already expressed 100% interest in talking to my candidate. What was he going to tell the hiring manager if I didn’t acquiesce on lowering the fee%? “We can’t interview/hire him and add value to the company because I am an asshole.”? What a backwards thinking on this. The recruiter tried to say I am recruiting from the same talent pool but in reality no other recruiter would have identified this candidate at the % level he wants them to work at which is 20%. They would have posted the job and threw what ever junk they got from their postings.
STEAK. DINNER. BOOM. The most fun part of it all was calling him up and trying to smooth over our relationship so he will work with me in the future. I told him that I am flexible moving forward if you need to reduce the fee a bit for a particular position. I told him sign up all the 20%ers you want and pit them against my candidates, if it doesn’t makes sense to spend the extra coin then don’t do it. I almost told him I would send him a gift certificate for a steak dinner when the candidate gets hired. BOOM
by Rhubarb on Oct 26, 2011 10:24 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Top 5 cartoon baddies
Dick Dastardly
Bluto
Baron Silas Greenback
The General from stop the pigeon
Skeletor
top 5 bad guys in cartoons
Bluto is our only common one.
Bugs Bunny
Jerry Mouse
King Zarkon, Haggar and the Robeasts from Voltron
entire Legion of Doom
Mine-
The Really Rottens
Scrooge McDuck
Serpentor
Unicron
Judge Doom from Roger Rabbit.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 26, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking greedy industrial
capitalist pig fowl.
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 27, 2011 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions
watch bugs bunny
he’s a dick.
it’s funny, but he is an asshole. same as jerry mouse, and woody woodpecker, etc.
And a borderline sex offender.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
any rabbit that get in between a red neck's dinner deserves to be a dead rabbit
I assume Fudd wanted to eat rabbit, little did he know there are very little nutrients in rabbit meat.
in the first bugs bunny and elmer fudd cartoon
elmer just wants to go camping and bugs bunny harasses and torments the poor guy.
bad guy cartoons
5. Skeletor
4. Mumm Ra
3. Dr. Facillier aka The Shadow Man
2. Scar
1. Cruella DeVille
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 27, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i guess cruella would be bad girl cartoon? whatever.
she’s number 1. i had a dalmatian as a kid. she wanted to skin it!
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Top 5 cartoon movie baddies
Queen Ursula
Jafar
Maleficent
Cruella
Rameses
We could start another thread on comic book baddies…
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
thank you all for contributing!
I was drunk when I posted this and thought it would be ignored – lol
the atomic flounder
the dirty bubble
manray
bluto
gargamel
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
He gave them life and now wants to kill and eat them
What makes them so tasty? What was the secret ingredient? Monkey cum, undoubtedly.
This urine is great!
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
sig'd
What was the secret ingredient? Monkey cum, undoubtedly.
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
i hope you know the movie reference there.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Oct 28, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
had no clue,
I’m not much of a movie watcher, most movie quotes go way over my head.
I thought it was a funny/brilliant Rhubarb absurdity.
I have seen Harold & Kumar once or twice, just not enough to remember the line.
What was the secret ingredient? Monkey cum, undoubtedly. - Rhubarb
It's from Brain Candy. By the kids in the hall.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Happy Wednesday!

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Forensics are such a bitch these days.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 26, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
CUB FAN
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
The greatest of comebacks.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
I was hoping for a meth-cooking joke with a little more effort.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Oct 26, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
U-God hasn't seen the show yet.
But I can imagine him laughing like a maniac in a crawl space.
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 27, 2011 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions
wtf?
two pics in a row by u-god that i cant see and everyone else can.
what browser are you using u-g?
We all promised not to tell you.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
It's the new profile pic.
So you’ve seen it.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Has anyone noticed an issue lately with loading SSS properly?
I’m using Chrome and sometimes the mobile version is loaded.
i'm not having that problem
but there are all sorts of other problems. this site is banjaxed.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
mine has been showing new comments when there aren't any a lot lately.
then i click on the page and it’s corrected.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Mine has been doing both that and the opposite.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
All yesterday I could not comment unless I was using my iPhone
alot of times the RR does not load and only the top two stories load.
This has been happening multiple times a day.
Very annoying.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
it's really gone pete tong.
absolutely shambolic.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
ugh.
meant to put “it’s all gone pete tong.”
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Theo meets Ronnie Woo Woo and doesn't resign immediately
I love the look on Theo’s face. Ronnie’s ukulele and man purse are the cherry on the sundae.
"Yeah, and you’ll be batting ninth." – PK’s response to AJ’s text inquiry regarding the player/manager rumor. "No, I’ll be demanding a trade." - AJ’s witty retort
"You are exactly what we will be distancing ourselves from.
Your season ticket price will be increased from free to $6,000."
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

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