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Its 2032 and a post liver transplant KW wheels himself out to the podium to once again discuss a controversial managerial hire.

"Let's keep this short people, I don't have all day."

 

"Kenny, how is the hiring of Gordon Beckham going to get the White Sox out of their perpetual thirdplaceness?"

 

"Look, first of all he was an infielder...also we came to find out that all Paulie was interested in was getting back to the desert and building a larger home.  Gordon Beckham is a smart baseball man, as you know he played over 2,000 games in his career and learned from some of the best managers in the business in Jim Parque, Herbert Perry and Bill Simas.  Anyone who thinks this is not the best hire we could have made is clearly mistaken.  Not serving as Paulie's bench coach instilled in him the anti-sabermetric aspects that are valued in baseball today but we really think that Paulie was just looking for more square footage.  It was all he talked about behind closed doors and in the media… We have pinpointed the new market ineffieciency and it is experience.  Beckham has a big heart and an ample gut.  You'll see and until you see or don't see we will tell you what you should believe and believe it you will."

 

"A lot of people are saying this is a hire in the same vein as the Ventura hire, what are your thoughts on that?"

 

"I don't want to talk about Robin.  That ship sailed years ago."

 

"It seemed like the team under Paulie lacked the fire and commitment needed to win championships, much less divisions.  How will the hire of Gordon Beckham make things different?"

 

"Well it’s the same thing we always look for, minus the obvious.  It is now public knowledge that Ozzie fucked my wife in her asshole, Robin masterbated on her and Parque lefty fisted her…Jerry and I believe that Beckham is asexual enough to fit in around here and get things done, in fact he volunteered to have his testicles removed as a condition of his hire.  I of course told him that was unnecessary and all we needed him to do was to instill the same grindiness that he gave us out of the DH spot in the last six years of his career."

 

"Fans and critics alike are wondering if we would ever see a White Sox hitter bunt in this decade.  Does Beckham like the bunt?"

 

"As you all know Beckham cut his teeth under Ozzie and was forced to bunt in the worst of circumstances at all times based on him being a secondbaseman.  One of the reasons why we hired Beckham was that he doesn't like the bunt.  If the bunt didn't work 25 years ago its not going to work in today's game either…not much has changed."

 

"Tony LaRussa III bunts all the time and he has won several championships."

 

"Tony doesn't win because of the bunt, he wins because he wills his team to win.  His father was the same way and we see the same will in Gordon Beckham.  Gordon is my favorite person in baseball because baseball is a baseball man's game and the way we play baseball here on the south side is a baseball man's baseball dream of baseball the correct baseball way.  Seriously, if I could fuck a baseball, I would fuck a Gordon Beckham autographed baseball.  The stitches are just tighter on a Beckham autographed baseball."

 

"You said basically the same thing about Parque."

 

"Despite Parque's results I would still fuck a Parque autographed baseball.  He knows baseball better than anyone in the business.  He's been around baseball his whole life you see, we look for people who have been life long baseball people and we put them in situations to succeed."

 

"At the end of Paulie's tenure it seemed like you and he were butting heads a bit.  Was this personal or was it just a baseball decision to fire him?"

 

"Paulie knows baseball better than anyone, the proof is in the pudding…don't you remember his grand slam in 2005 bringing a World Series victory?  That right there proves he knows baseball but sometimes things in your personal life seep into your career.  In Paulie's case he felt compelled to add 40 more rooms onto his home, this is why we find Paulie's managing the Tempe Devil Rays…I love Paulie to death and it pains me to see him go, I have imbibed scotch with him on many occasions but we all agreed that it was best for him to move on."

 

"Are you still talking to Jerry through a Ouiji board."

 

"Yes."

 

"Is he telling you how to conduct business."

 

"No, he is more of someone to lean on than anything.  He did tell me that if the fans don't come out to the park that his magical bank account won't have anything in it anymore.  So beware fans, if you don't like this hire and you don't come to the park next year because of it, you are going to be the one to suffer and if you change the channel during commercials we might not have enough to re-sign fan favorite Valdijhonny Sweetlord when his contract expires after next season.  If he is gone it will be the fans fault and they should feel guilty about it the rest of their living days.  I can't imagine there being any more questions, are we done?  I really don't have all day and I am getting annoyed and bored.  I don't like talking about my job because it is my job to not talk about my job"

 

"Just one more, do you think Peavy's robotic arm is going to hold up this year?  It is now widely known  that he switched to Raytheon ball bearings and apparently he fully expects to make it through the whole season without viscosity issues, but we have heard this before of course…"

 

"Jake Peavy is going to be Jake Peavy and we expect him to win.  His life time contract aside, we feel he puts us in the best position to win.  He knows baseball and brings fire and commitment to the cause, he is unrelenting and will…………"

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Perhaps you can get Al Davis to play the role of KW

White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.

by greenlight on Oct 7, 2011 9:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Geez man

that conjurs up images of black face. This ain’t birth of a nation pal!

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by Rhubarb on Oct 7, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't think of that

was thinking more of the scary old-guy face…which is now infinitely more scary given today’s turn of events.

White Sox 2012: Helplessly hoping.

by greenlight on Oct 8, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

i enjoyed this line muchly:

“Seriously, if I could fuck a baseball, I would fuck a Gordon Beckham autographed baseball. The stitches are just tighter on a Beckham autographed baseball.”

i’m almost tempted to sig it.

by craigws on Oct 7, 2011 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I actually laughed as i typed it

There are about ten things in here that i laugh about.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 7, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's such a good line. I laughed more than a couple times.

Thanks, bud.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 8, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

It is now public knowledge that Ozzie fucked my wife in her asshole, Robin masterbated on her and Parque lefty fisted her…Jerry and I believe that Beckham is asexual enough to fit in around here and get things done, in fact he volunteered to have his testicles removed as a condition of his hire.

holy shit

by obnoxious american on Oct 8, 2011 8:58 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I couldn't quite bring myself to do a photoshop for this.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 10, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did noose get you?

You could have at least conjured up an image of valdijhonny sweetlord begging the public to purchase tickets because he knows the public thinks he has some sort of emotional loyalty to a team…

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by Rhubarb on Oct 10, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he specifically meant the scene listed by obnoxious american.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 11, 2011 6:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks mang

Lets see…20 years between now and 2032 and atleast five managers…ventura, simas, parque, paulie and beckham. KW interviewed them all…he is so visionary he interviews players before their careers are over. What a special dude.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 8, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

My cousin teaches a Valdijhonny Sweetlord in preschool.

Eerie.

"That baseball is the smartest thing out on that field." —Hawk Harrelson

by mikecws91 on Oct 9, 2011 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

this had just the right amount of wacky and crude.

well done

"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ

by Shoeless In SC on Oct 10, 2011 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

What about poignant satire of flighty incompetence

You forgot that one. I am wasting my time here.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 10, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aren't we all, Rhube?

"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ

by Shoeless In SC on Oct 11, 2011 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I was just joshing

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seems like we are getting a bit far out on the limb of good taste...

I’ll allow the Boss to give his ruling.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Oct 11, 2011 8:08 AM CDT reply actions  

It's been up for four days.

Seems like the ruling has been made.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 11, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

If it has, it has.

And if it has the Boss has altered his original boundaries, I’d surmise. Which is fine by me.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Oct 11, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

More likely is that he did not read this

really I wasn’t trying to shock anyone, I was trying to demonstrate that personal business gets in the way of real business at times. I decided to go to the nth degree I guess but only because you have called me William Burroughs. The best part is, I am not employed by SSS, I am just a guy who spends too much time thinking about White Sox baseball. If someone were to take issue with this (which they won’t because it is tucked away in a non-descript fanpost in a small corner of the universe) they should probably address issues within themselves and their capacity for humour. I’d have to imagine that the regulars that have kept on reading my shit are no offended and the ones who don’t like my shit have already decided not click on them anymore. If Jim gets any gruff from a concerned parent or a corporowad he can ask me to tone it down or just banish me.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Banhammer?

Nah, I’m sure you are being facetious. I might tone it down only because you are revered on this site (INFERSTRUCTURE! causes me to weep with gratitude) and you are often FP’ed. And more eyeballs means a bit more scrutiny.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Oct 11, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have been FP'd once

I get it though, no more fantastical sexual innuendo.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That wasn't really innuendo.

It’s not a problem if it’s not on the front page, as Jim told me for TPC.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 11, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm offended by your spelling of humor.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Oct 12, 2011 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I read it.

I respect literary license for fictional/abstract/absurdist endeavors. Also, it’s not on the main page or the attached to syndicated articles, which affords a little more liberty.

But, yeah, in the future, please avoid getting that graphic. Best attempt at drawing a line from this — The stitches line made me laugh. Detailing the things being done by Ozzie/Robin/Parque … that made me uncomfortable.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Oct 12, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tastee has posted worse.

"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ

by Shoeless In SC on Oct 11, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

TF is your alter ego, isn't it?

"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ

by Shoeless In SC on Oct 11, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its just a metaphor for how KW seems to get personal with his employees and how their relationships suffer

it is also a demonstration on how silly things seem in the organization

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know.

The metaphor is fine. The description is a little “wow”, especially if we are national publication material. But I’m a prude.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Oct 11, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess there's no RRRR at the moment, but this is an appropriate place to post as any.

Catch-22 turned 50 today.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 11, 2011 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll get a FanPost up within a few days.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

shweet

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was his idea after all

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure, why not?

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was making with the joke about nobody recalling whose idea it was.

alas, rhub opted not to run with it, making me look strangely petty.

by craigws on Oct 11, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, doing some searching, it seems it was e-gus with the initial thought-
yeah I’ve got that one as well.
we should do an off-season reading assignment post.

the only thing that is relevant is SSS.
by e-gus on Nov 30, 2010 10:53 PM CST up actions

http://www.southsidesox.com/2010/11/30/1846866/the-future-of-sports-at-washington-university#53248397

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was clearly ignored at the time.

your chest ought to be bursting with pride given that people have actually ran with the idea this time around.

by craigws on Oct 11, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey TP dunno if this is the place either

but I’m more than 1/2 way through “Darkness at Noon.” I’m enjoying it very much. I’ll admit I’m not the greatest at literary interpretation & I’m sure some symbolism has gotten past me. Still, a great read to this point.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Oct 12, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

sorry Rhub

the credit is yours. It reminds me a bit of the internal struggle in “Crime & Punishment.”

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Oct 12, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah but in C&P it was an internal struggle grown out of animal instinct, insanity and boredom

in Darkness it was more of a struggle with forced dogma over conscience. What is most ironic is that he helped create the machine that put him in the situation he was in.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

late reply

was out & about yesterday.

I just got past where Rhubashov was contemplating his role with his secretary & the outcome. I liked how his viewpoint changed given his current predicament.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Oct 13, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

ireland actually going to be seeded.

man, they’re so bad. they are literally so unpleasant to watch i’m not even sure if i am rooting for them or not. trapattoni is brutal. ugh.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 11, 2011 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

at least you have an excuse, you were playing spain

not ten man armenia.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 11, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I made it official by putting the RRRR in the title

though it didn’t translate to the RR, enjoy your soccer talks

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

say, thanks.

here’s an uplifting story for you. the coach of the south african team thought his team only needed a draw to qualify for the african cup of nations so he played for a draw and got one. the team and their fans celebrated. the president of their football association went on tv and congratulated them. the only problem was that in actuality the draw caused them not to qualify but to be eliminated.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/09/south-africa-africa-cup-of-nations

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 11, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will he be murdered?

Imagine if that were to somehow happen to the White Sox, why the grey area there?

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

it wasn't that that screwed us, it was playing without a striker away to the czech republic.

fuck craig levein. i hate him. always have. most negative manager in football history.

by craigws on Oct 11, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

screw these international breaks

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Oct 11, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see any orange in that pie, sir

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

My mother grew rhubarb in her garden

and made strawberry rhubarb pie. It was good. She never made orange pie though.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

nor me

orange pie will be had!

by Trooper on Oct 11, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it going to be like a meringue?

or baked like a cherry or apple pie? Pie in the sky, a piepedream.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Daaaamn

Instead of using the concentrate could you just juice the oranges and reapply the fiber once juiced? Or is that just too hyper?

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dunno. but i'll tell you something

i’ma find the fuck out.

sometime in the next 12 months.

by Trooper on Oct 12, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you want to use fresh oranges instead of concentrate,

I think your best bet would be to zest an orange, peel it, then toss it in a blender. Pour the blended orange and zest into a saucepan, then simmer for a bit to reduce to desired thickness.

I’ve never had orange pie or rhubarb pie. I do remember eating rhubarb a few times as a kid since my grandparents used to grow it in their garden.

I’d like to give this recipe a try (with fresh oranges). If I do, I’ll let you know how it turns out.

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Oct 12, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what any of those snacks are

so I’ll only say that its missing taint punch

NAOPOS

by blackoutsox on Oct 11, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tonight's installment of White Sox news and commentary at BCB-

Sure to be a good one, come join.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2011/10/11/2484178/williams-considered-konerko-as-player-manager

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

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I could give a damn what the standings were LAST year, truth be told The White Sox organization is making a mockery of how a baseball team should be run and as I said before, Reinsdorf should have fired all their asses.

by troutfishin on Oct 11, 2011 8:29 PM CDT reply actions

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

And edited!

must have been because i said epstein defecates sunshine and urinates 21 year old scotch, AY you sly fox

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wtf now its back up there

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by Rhubarb on Oct 11, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

“white sox fans care more about the what the cubs are doing. cub fans just don’t care about the sox.”

by obnoxious american on Oct 12, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

whats worse

listening to joe buck announce or the GOP pres debate?

boxcars boxcars boxcars

by soxshenanigans on Oct 11, 2011 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Joe Buck.

No one can vote him in or out, and he’ll be around longer than 4 years no matter what.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 11, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

one is preventable, at least

watch in 5.1, mute/unplug your center speaker (where the announcers are). turn volume up as surround crowd level is always less than the center.

enjoy just crowd and stadium announcements. watch out for commercials, halftime, or sideline reporters that aren’t 5.1 MAKING LOUD NOISES.

no buck, no anderson, nothing. just bliss during gametime. MNF is actually tolerable!

the GOP debates are just best to be avoided.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Oct 12, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

What do i have to do to purchase a set up that does this?

Would you be my personal shopper?

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

My current receiver is circa 1990 pioneer

So i would need a new one of those. I have a 40" samsung LCD, only two polk speakers

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

a DVR that decodes and spits out 5.1, then anything that takes 5.1 input and outputs to a speaker array, really.

at home i have:

TiVo HD
Onkyo SR-705 receiver, out to 7 speakers, 1 sub. (7.1 surround)

TiVo to receiver via HDMI, though depending on your DVR or receiver, the audio connection could be done over coax or optical.

for a budget, logitech has basic 5.1 all-in-a-box systems that work really well (not just saying that because a project lead for that was an old manager of mine). a buddy has been using a set of those with a directv box and samsung tv in various studio apartments in santa monica and berkeley with no complaints.

the theory behind it is that when the networks do their 5.1 mix for the broadcast, they put the announcers solely on the center channel and do various shit to mix in the crowd mics / field mics to the front sides and rears. sure, there might be some in the center, too, but it’s an easy trade-off to not have to listen to joe buck. thinking about it, one could de-hawk their lives if that’s how CSN/WGN do their baseball mix. i’m on MLB.tv, so i haven’t been able to test it.

it’s not a hard-and-fast rule, but for the most part all the majors do this across their various sports on their HD stations. i’ve seen it not work for some of last year’s NBA season on some cable station (NBATV?), but c’est la vie. i’ve only listened to announcers for NFL at home once this season, and that was last sunday when marv albert was covering the chargers game.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Oct 12, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dehawking my life would be grand indeed.

i dont need 7 speakers to accomplish this? Just a reciever that does 5.1, then turn off the cemter channel, voila?

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

first: good god no. second: exactly. i just had two extra speakers of the same model as my rears, and a receiver that did it.

really, i’ve only done true 7.1 with a few blu-ray movies from my ps3 that specifically had audio tracks that mixed that way. everything else is kind of mixed/faked on the two guys in the back. (dolby pIIx and similar settings)

it’s all about the minimal 5.1 that the HD signal is sent as and killing that center speaker By Any Means Necessary, like you say and as SSE says below. in fact, that’s the method i use. rather than dig through settings, just unplug the motherfucker.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Oct 13, 2011 3:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

It really is. I've got a super cheap ass 5.1 setup, cause I can't tell/don't care about the difference

between that and the 7.1/other advances that have been made. My cheap ass receiver that I’ve had forever can’t just cut out the center channel on command, but the center speaker is right here with spring loaded terminals, so it’s nothing to just unhook them if I’m settling in for a game.

Good call tsk.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 12, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I Da Man, that's too bad,

but the behind the scenes stuff in Boston is pretty epic.

Linky.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Oct 12, 2011 8:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

“He denies that he is a drug addict. He denies that his marital problems affected his on-field performance.”

Yeah, they’ll be lining up to hire his expensive ass. Nice character assassination.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Oct 12, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep...but i'm sure tito will eventually find a good opportunity on his terms, if not this offseason

Jim Thome sponsor(s) this page.
Highly underrated, Mark Kotsay became the best defensive designated hitter in American League history in 2010.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Oct 17, 2011 5:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

keep digging graves & eventually you'll find a corpse

I can’t stand this style of reporting.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Oct 12, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Style question for the writers here: Do you use two spaces after a period?

Rhubarb does (at least in this Rigamorole, though in his comments it looks like he single-spaced). I always have doubled, and I can’t stop. Scanning the comments here, I see a lot of you single-space.

This is an old-ish article, but re-FPed recently on Slate. I learned to type on a typewriter, with the obvious mono-spaced font. Since its an obsolete tool, and most (all?) devices for keyboarding the written word utilize a proportional font, should we follow typographic style guidelines now and go to single space? Is single space taught to new students now?

Hell, I’m doing it as I type this now. Its a reflex, and if I miss one of the spaces, I always go back to add another one.

Stop double spacing after a period

Dave Martinez woulda had that.

by Nordhagen on Oct 12, 2011 10:45 AM CDT reply actions  

The comments section must space differently than the story. My comment looks like the same white space as others (and I know I dbl-spaced)

So comparing the posted stories, I would say Jim and TP single, U-God, Larry, and KenWo double.

Dave Martinez woulda had that.

by Nordhagen on Oct 12, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I do double.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

And I'm pretty sure that's just the way I was taught.

If not, I have no idea why I do so. The only time I single-space is with a character limit.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Typing class is what really beat it into me.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 12, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the way I was taught, too.

But it’s wrong.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 12, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Today is literally the first time I've ever been told this is wrong.

This will take some adjustment.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

grammar police!

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Better or worse than the dream police?

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Better than the dream police.

Worse than the shoe police.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 12, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who are these shoe police you speak of?

Are they the ones who dictate what color dress shoes I am allowed to wear with certain pants?

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

who knows

I am a part of the daydream nation

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was a failed Super Troopers reference.

I’m trying to class this place up a bit, ya know?

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 12, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It certainly is unnecessary now, which is the point of the article.

Until I read it, I was blind to the fact that doubling is not proper anymore. I think the bottom line is that readability is unaffected whether its single or double, at least to me. I imagine our pro and semi-pro writers here have at least thought more about it than I.

Dave Martinez woulda had that.

by Nordhagen on Oct 12, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think that the double-space is becoming a dinosaur due to technology but I still use it in all formats

I think Jim probably does a single space because he was trained in AP style. I was trained in MLA style and it used to be they prescribed double space (10+ years ago) but now there is this. http://www.mla.org/style_faq3

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Another thing that I simply cannot do is putting a comma before and - but - or in a list of three or more items

Yet, I see that more and more these days, when I am reading and this is done—it actually bothers me. That all being said, I think a lot of the rules of punctuation and grammar are too restrictive to the creative process. I am not going to sit there and fret over whether my punctuation is correct when I am on a roll. As long as it is readable. A lot of times, writers for stylistic purposes will disregard it altogeher.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

grammar makes me insane.

who decided it to be what, and why, and why the hell should we listen to something that is patently arbitrary.

by obnoxious american on Oct 12, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

The only one that really pisses me off

is ellipses. Our “learning specialist” (whatever the fuck that is) sent a school-wide email yesterday throwing around ………. and …… You’re a fucking professional. Learn how to use the damn dots.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate FB status of tweets when the person has several ideas on a topic spaced with ellipses
Robin Ventura named new manager…I wanted Martinez….hopefully Robin prves me wrong…Loved him as a player

by joewho112 on Oct 12, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I also hate...

…when people on SBN type their thoughts out like I just did. The jumpy from the subject line to the comments section is enough of a pause.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

but what if you're trying to keep the subject line as a single one?

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Oct 12, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

whenever I see a two period ellipse I want to punt a puppy

I can’t tell if they’re just a terrible typer or if they were too fucking lazy to type one more fucking period.

NAOPOS

by blackoutsox on Oct 12, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have become a big fan of the ALT 0133 code.

Perfect, properly-spaced ellipses. Love it.

Periods: …
ALT code: …

"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."

by RWShow on Oct 13, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ohhh, damn you SBN, you slick bitch.

It auto-converted the periods to an ellipsis.

"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."

by RWShow on Oct 13, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

One could argue that without formal grammar, the English language would be a smattering of different writing dialects

It was and is useful to have basic tenets to follow.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think grammar rules are important, but should only be loosely enforced.

Only a handful of people here are expected to adhere to them. Beyond that, the meaning is whats important.

The rules of grammar and style need to be preserved, to avoid the slippery slope of degradation like txt-speak . They need to adapted too, like this single-space thing that just upended my world.

By loosely-enforced, I mean, no one likes a grammar snob (unless they are joking, therefore making fun of grammar snobs).

Dave Martinez woulda had that.

by Nordhagen on Oct 12, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

For media, governmental and business purposes

grammar rules should be adhered to. Creative processes, not so much. I had classes that debated this very issue.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of oxford commas?

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of oxford commas?

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damn you internet.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I dislike oxford commas quite a bit

and it seems we may have had this conversation before but it might have been bisy backson.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, back in July.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2011/6/29/2251586/rhubarbs-first-annual-fan-fiction-fray#71123563

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen those English dramas too

They’re cruel
So if there’s any other way
To spell the word
It’s fine with me, with me

by joewho112 on Oct 12, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

to me it is distracting and doesn't flow well

to each their own though

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hogwash

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

the oxford comma is pretty much a 50/50 split

AP is against it, Chicago is for it. And various British styles are all over the place. I think it can be nice for clarity purposes, but it usually unnecessary.
But it is still just a comma, so who gives a shit?

boxcars boxcars boxcars

by soxshenanigans on Oct 12, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

To use an oxford comma

is like being stung to death by one bee

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then what do you call a comma?

I thought y’all called periods full stops

by joewho112 on Oct 12, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is getting more and more confusing by the minute!

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh my, this is good.

"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ

by Shoeless In SC on Oct 12, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

the afternoon does wonders for your clarity

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 12, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

you just shutup you.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 12, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

A full stop is what I do at an intersection.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 12, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

My friend just e-mailed me this.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/brain

So true.

"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ

by Shoeless In SC on Oct 12, 2011 4:40 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

carlos tevez is diabolical.

he wants mancini to apologize to him!!!!
truly genius. awesome.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 12, 2011 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

you gotta love this stuff.

you could hardly make it up.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 12, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

have you seen liverpool trying to push for individual rights on foreign broadcasting?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/15269831.stm

it would destroy the premiership really, it ain’t exactly competitive as is, but spain is even worse. which is a shame, as it used to be one of the best leagues to watch up until a few years back.

by craigws on Oct 12, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's very disheartening.

it’s like they don’t realize that if there is no competition for them to play then the whole thing will fall apart.
fucking psychopaths.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 12, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

this part was interesting:

the animosity between player and manager has been exacerbated by Tevez’s insistence on his return from Buenos Aires that Mancini owes him an apology. In return Tevez was willing to accept he had refused at one point to warm up and to issue an apology of his own. Mancini refused and will not budge.

he clearly understands this would undermine the manager completely. probably trying to get him fired.

by craigws on Oct 12, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

this billboard is so fucking hilarious.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 12, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anyone watching American Horror Story?

Jiminey Gillickers!

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by Rhubarb on Oct 12, 2011 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

what's that? and is it any good?

i need some new horror stuff to watch with hallowe’en approaching.
at least ghostbusters is being re-released in cinemas. that’ll be fun.

by craigws on Oct 13, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

It is an hour long horror drama on FX and it is very good

I haven’t been this creeped out since Twin Peaks. I was actually walking in my hallway and felt something behind me because this show made me horribly paranoid. There is a creepy downsyndrome girl that tells people they are going to die, a creepy guy in a gimp suit that has already raped one of the main characters and impregnated her…quite a bit of craziness. The music and cinematography is very well done too. Should be able to get it on demand. http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/ahs/episode.php

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by Rhubarb on Oct 13, 2011 8:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

That good, huh?

That’s a mighty high bar to set, but I trust you, and based solely on you saying so, I will nab it and watch it somepoint.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 13, 2011 8:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

It is not better than Twin Peaks

its just that no other television show has creeped me out as much since Twin Peaks. It is damn good though and definitely worth a watch. They’re only 2 episodes in.

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by Rhubarb on Oct 13, 2011 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Got aholt of the Bears return trip seating chart from Detroit.

Idonije, Garza and Urlacher in 1st class seating. Martz and Lovie in coach. Wah-wah.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 13, 2011 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

On paper, yo.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 13, 2011 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

smartphone pics of paper or it didn't happen.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Oct 13, 2011 4:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good. Keep them on the plane.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Oct 13, 2011 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

better yet

get em’ on the plane with Rios and Dunn

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by Rhubarb on Oct 13, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

The have to sit with the McCaskey's.

I think that’s punishment enough.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 13, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

luck of the irish! ha!

they get estonia in the playoff. next stop, euro 2012.
(check back with me nov 15th to see if i am going to really be regretting this statement)

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 13, 2011 8:45 AM CDT reply actions  

There's still time!

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 13, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA! Good stuff

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Oct 14, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Next years methup we'll have a bikini bull riding contest and you can judge, okay?

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 14, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

sweet.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 14, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a long season, kid.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Oct 14, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

iOS 5 is pretty fucking sweet duders

I KNOW

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by Rhubarb on Oct 14, 2011 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah it is.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 14, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously.

had some hiccups that were my own fault during installation, but it’s been great since.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Oct 14, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

SSS pages load so quick, volume up button for camera, text bar on top while surfing is tits too

I was medicated last night so it took me two hours to update itunes and iOS on phone. Had to turn on mobile service on pc and not install new itunes with phone plugged in. Well worth it

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by Rhubarb on Oct 14, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm playing a harp on the iCloud too

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by Rhubarb on Oct 14, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same. Phone didn't appear to still be syncing, so I didn't get all my apps and music initially.

But I am totally down with 5. Good stuff.

"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."

by RWShow on Oct 16, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

The photostream is a little creepy though. I don't like that you can't permanently delete those pictures.

Makes sexting so much more difficult.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Oct 17, 2011 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

If you go into settings and choose photo and choose to turn off photostream

The pictures will be permanately deleted

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by Rhubarb on Oct 17, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy christ.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 15, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Omar Vizquel for Secretary of Defense!!!

Ozzie can head of the Office of Veterans Affairs. Dunn and Rios can co-chair the panel on being worthless sacks of shit. ALL IN!!!!!!

by joewho112 on Oct 17, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much had to when I saw it-

http://www.amazon.com/Chicago-White-Sox-Pumpkin-Carving/dp/B001DZ6JOW/

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 15, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Southern Comfort is awful, but this new Tabasco flavored SoCo has me intrigued.

Maybe Southern Comfort can just make a whole slew of disgusting flavored alcohols.
Like just purely a line of shots you buy friends as punishment. Or to be taken when bets are lost.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 16, 2011 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

SoCo and ranch!

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 16, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

As if I don't have enough of a hate for the thing

from the SoCo and lime commercials or the bottle of SoCo 100 I finished top to bottom my first Sophmore year.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 16, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I'm getting hit with a 100,000 volt stun gun on Friday.

Anyone have any experience with this?

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 17, 2011 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

What is the appeal of this?

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Oct 18, 2011 7:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

at first

i thought you were describing getting hit by a stun gun, then, i wasn’t so sure

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Oct 18, 2011 7:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is a bit more than what is going to happen to me Friday.

Side note, how did cheap Hamm’s night treat you?

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 18, 2011 7:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

What is the appeal of the stun gun?

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Oct 18, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Curiosity.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 18, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

yup

soccer sucks

by e-gus on Oct 17, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

at least there was contact.

granted, the guy essentially punched himself in the face. cheating bastard.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 17, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

is soccer to me:

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Oct 18, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Vermalen signs new contract!

RVP next, please! http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/vermaelen-signs-new-long-term-contract

Arsène Wenger said: "We are absolutely delighted that Thomas has signed a new long-term contract. Our plan is always to sign top quality players and with Thomas extending his contract, we have done just that. Thomas is a special player, who has always made a huge contribution on the pitch and we are looking forward to him being a part of our future at Arsenal Football Club."
 
Vermaelen, who is now closing in on a return to full fitness said: "I am really happy to have signed a new contract with Arsenal. I always had the intention to stay here. I feel there is a big belief in me from the Club, from the boss and from the fans and that is one of the reasons why I stayed. Arsenal is a fantastic Club. We have great supporters, we’re doing well financially and we are playing with some quality young players now and they will develop, which is very good for the future."

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Oct 18, 2011 7:15 AM CDT reply actions  

*Vermaelen

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Oct 18, 2011 7:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

arsenal's still not in good shape.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 18, 2011 7:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

top half of the table!

top 4 is still very much in reach

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by Jack M on Oct 18, 2011 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

arsenal's aspirations only recently

were quite a bit higher than that. i don’t really have a dog in the hunt but they just don’t look so hot to me. of course they lost a bunch of players and have bought half a new team. losing sagna won’t help. we’ll have to see what it looks like when wilshere (and sagna) get back. marseille on wednesday isn’t going to be a cakewalk i don’t think.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 18, 2011 7:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

probably not a cakewalk,

though, their league form has been very poor, contrary to their CL form. getting 3 would be huge obviously.

i’m just not really convinced that tottenham or liverpool are any better than arsenal in terms of taking the 4th spot. we’ll see indeed!

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by Jack M on Oct 18, 2011 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

mertesacker doesn't look comfortable to me

and i don’t care for arteta. his eyebrows are creepy and his lego hair makes the shape of his head look funny.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 18, 2011 8:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

and what's the deal with coquelin?

i thought he was one of the better players against spurs so i put him on my fantasy team (as a very cheap option, didn’t have much money left) then he doesn’t even make the bench against sunderland. BS.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 18, 2011 8:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

arteta is a fox!

agree on mertesacker, i think he’s slowly adjusting to the pace of the game for sure. and re. coquelin, i’m not sure what the pecking order is between him and frimpong. i prefer coquelin, he’s seemed more composed when he’s see the field. he’s in the traveling squad for the CL game tomorrow, so there’s that i guess.

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by Jack M on Oct 18, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is leading brand of electric toothbrush in US?

I’m not happy with mine and am looking to change it

by hoodlight on Oct 18, 2011 11:54 AM CDT reply actions  

bout a year now

doesn’t get my teeth as clean as a normal brush

by hoodlight on Oct 18, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would agree

i used electric for a year and gave up. too much equipment and junk.

NAOPOS

by blackoutsox on Oct 18, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most people i know use Sonicare

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by Rhubarb on Oct 18, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

the philips one.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Oct 18, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

i've been using sonicare for a few years now and i'd recommend.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 18, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I'm sitting here, studying for tomorrow's bacteriology exam.

And my classmate sends me this.

And I’ll be damned if I didn’t immediately think of SSS.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 18, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

That implies that there are moments when you don't think of SSS.

Traitor.

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by Uribe Down on Oct 18, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's awesome.

Staph aureus causes a disease called bumblefoot in chickens.

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by U-God on Oct 19, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

remembor?

ah, he’s only getting his doctorate.

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by MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah. for operating on animals.

that’s on par with getting a doctorate in customer service.

by larry on Oct 19, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

sir oliver popplewell old chap, you are on my list you fucking twat

for telling the families of the victims of the hillsborough disaster essentially to stop complaining, have some dignity, and just get on with it. (link)
gee, what great advice. why would anyone be upset that their relatives died due to police negligence? what a bunch of babies. i bet they’re also upset that the police, with the backing of the government (thanks margaret!) not only lied about their role in the tragedy but went on a public campaign to blame the victims. everbody’s so damn entitled these days. what ever happened to the old stiff upper lip?

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 9:14 AM CDT reply actions  

build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
put the scousers on the top.
put the city in the middle
and burn the fucking lot.

by larry on Oct 19, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

you manchester united fans are so cruel.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaand as one

who’s that dying on the runway,
who’s that dying in the snow,
It’s Matt Busby and his boys making such a fucking noise,
cos they can’t get the aeroplane to go

those were the days

by hoodlight on Oct 19, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

to completely absolve the Liverpool fans of any blame on that fateful day is ridiculous.

Some of the stories I have heard about what they were getting up to in the hours leading up to the kick off are never printed.
There is a sickening mawkishness Liverpool and it’s people, not just about Hillsborough but about everything, never happy unless everyone is taking pity on them. I think the judge has a valid point

by hoodlight on Oct 19, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

so they deserved to die.

or at least some of them did. got it. and now their families won’t stop whining about it. that’s got to be irritating.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

what exactly are they after?

everyone in the whole world to say sorry? time moves on, nothings going to bring them back

by hoodlight on Oct 19, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

justice maybe?

look, i’m sure there are plenty of sanctimonious people that act as you described. from my distant perspective, and never having dealt with anyone from liverpool, i would expect there to be a distinction though between some random liverpudlian and an actual relative of someone who died there.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't know.

i don’t have any idea what the current perception is but it seems like for at least a pretty long time the police were not coming in for their share of the responsibility. obviously it’s impossible to exactly apportion blame, it just seems like what the police did was a pretty extra bad thing and i can see how it would upset the people involved.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was referring to what i read.

Had responsibility been accepted at the inquest that followed, there would be no campaign for justice, disclosure process and debates – like today’s in parliament – 22 years later. However, lies were told from the beginning. Duckenfield told the FA’s chief executive, Graham Kelly, on the scene, that fans had forced the exit gate, when in fact Duckenfield had ordered it to be opened.


 Then the police relentlessly pushed the case, to the media, to Taylor and the inquest, that the fans had been drunk and so had caused the disaster – exactly how, they never quite specified. Taylor explicitly criticised that police case, saying it was “a matter of regret” that “such an unrealistic approach” had been taken – and he did not know what emerged later, that senior South Yorkshire police officers systematically had junior officers’ statements changed, to present that case to Taylor.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

the problem with banging on about 'justice'

all the time is that it’s meaningless without some form of concrete demands to what form this justice is to take.
If you wanted to imprison everyone who either directly or indirectly had some involvement in the deaths of those fans you would have to build another jail.
and I never said they deserved to die

by hoodlight on Oct 19, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was being sarcastic. (about implying that you said they deserve to die)

like i said before, i’m sure there are more than enough terrible people. it just sounded to me like a gross generalization. i suppose i could have just assumed you meant lots of people, not all people from liverpool, but what’s done is done.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

what I suspect the most mean by 'justice'

is great wedges of cash supplied by the British Taxpayer. If that’s the case fine, just don’t try and disguise it.

by hoodlight on Oct 19, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

With a heavy heart I declare that Big Hurt Beer is one of the worst beers I've ever tasted.

It’s like fortified Icehouse.

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by Uribe Down on Oct 19, 2011 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

disheartening.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

But it's extra alcohol-y. That counts for...something, right?

Right…? Damnit.

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-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Oct 19, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not called Money Symbol Swill.

Or even Big Donkey Cider. I expected more. Not greatness, but drinkability.

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by Uribe Down on Oct 19, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Perhaps it will age well.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 19, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

OznCoopbrau

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by Rhubarb on Oct 19, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

arsenal, for the most part,

are looking like poop.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

oh boy was that fortunate.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 19, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

RAMBOOOOOOOOO

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by Jack M on Oct 19, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd pay money to see an all soccer thread.

Not much money, but pocket change would at least change hands.

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by Hazymania on Oct 20, 2011 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

FFS-

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/19/senators-push-for-tobacco-ban-on-players-during-world-series/

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 19, 2011 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Phew. This means they solved the other problem in the world.

Right?

RIGHT?

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 19, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

right, so i have ran out of people i personally know that like soccer in this country (all two of them),

so i figured i’d throw this out here:
i have a spare groupon ticket to the fire game on saturday. it includes a miller-lite party deck ticket (never been to that part of the ground, so know little of it, though it does include two free beers – four free beers technically, i won’t drink that shite) plus a free chicago fire t-shirt! oooooooh.
so yeah. i obviously wouldn’t expect whoever wants it to pay for it, it’ll just go to waste otherwise. also, unlike some others on this site, i promise not to molest you in anyway. unless you are a sheep, obviously.

by craigws on Oct 19, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

unfortunately for jack

he is a sheep.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

CUB FAN

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 19, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

molestation aside,

thanks for the V Woolf recommendation. got done with to the lighthouse, finishing up between the acts. intoxicating / dizzying style, but i’ve enjoyed both so far!

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by Jack M on Oct 19, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow i did not remember providing that recommendation

but it’s definitely something i would have said. mrs. dalloway and to the lighthouse are really terrific. i’d never heard of between the acts, but it sounds pretty interesting.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 20, 2011 7:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

literally laughed out loud

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by Jack M on Oct 19, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Oct 20, 2011 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Stewart made a movie about Jack Stratton the soccer player from the 50's??

Sorry if I’ve jumped to the wrong conclusion.

Dave Martinez woulda had that.

by Nordhagen on Oct 20, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

He made a movie about Dorothy Stratton, the Playboy bunny murdered in the '80,

in the ’50’s because he could foretell things.

You OPOS. ;)

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Oct 20, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

anybody still watching dexter?

i really enjoyed the first few seasons, and season 4 with john lithgow was fantastic television.
just got done watching season 5 and it was okay, but i was disappointed with the finish.
and after watching the first episode of the new season, i’m not sure if i’m going to continue.
i think it probably should have ended with last season (obviously with a different conclusion, too)

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by MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Stopped after season 3. Kinda lost me.

Folks have said that it picks up again. When I find the time to care enough to download season 4 & 5, I’ll probably do it. Most likely when there is a ton of snow on the ground in a few months.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 20, 2011 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

same here.

one was really good.
i limped through 2 and part of 3.
done with it after that.

by e-gus on Oct 20, 2011 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

i highly recommend both of you watch season 4. john lithgow absolutely stole the show.

i was well behind, but a few friends told me season 4 was great, and i’m glad i listened.

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by MarketMaker on Oct 20, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

i could see that

lithgow is the man.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 23, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuuuuuck dexter

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 20, 2011 7:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still watching.

I loved season 4; best so far IMO. I did like season 5 although I lost interest during the 1st 4 episodes. It gets better after those. I’ve been watching season 6 & there are twists between characters that are compelling. Plus, Collin Hanks is creepy as hell.

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by lastof12 on Oct 20, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not after the season 6 premier.

That was insulting. I think it’s jumped the shark at this point.

by 3E8 on Oct 20, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

how good was breaking bad this year?

man, that show got intense. i love when a show builds so much tension that you’re actually concerned as you watch.
this next season is gonna be the last, so i’m hoping they take advantage of knowing their fate and really take it up a notch.
there’s only one way this story ends, right? i mean walter white’s heel turn has been great, but now he’s gotta go.

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by MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011 11:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Can I request to get anything about this season to come with a big *SPOILER*

with it so I know to click on the subject line? I’ve done the first three episodes, I’ll do the rest of the season soon enough, but I’m not gonna start until I’ve got a block of time I can watch like 4 episodes at a crack.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 20, 2011 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm right about there also

Keeping up with TV is like another job. I’ve got BB, Walking Dead, Office, Parks and Rec, and Modern Family on my roster, but the hour-long shows have trouble getting off the bench these days. I more easily find 23 free minutes rather than 47.

Dave Martinez woulda had that.

by Nordhagen on Oct 20, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

really, really good.

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by Jack M on Oct 20, 2011 6:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm finally getting into that show

netflix made it happen. i’m digging it so far. it’s obviously really good. but i don’t know how chuck klosterman could like it more than the wire or deadwood. i think that was the ridiculous claim he made on grantland a while back. not that i read most of it, since i was trying to avoid spoilers.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 20, 2011 7:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Breaking Bad has to wait til I'm done with Twin Peaks.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 20, 2011 7:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're just now getting around to that huh?

Good man. Ruined TV for me

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by Rhubarb on Oct 20, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was a wee little one when it first aired.

And it’s streaming on Netflix. Get an episode in a day while cooking/eating dinner.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 20, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

honestly, i think the further you watch breaking bad, the better you think it is.

the show evolves much more than almost any i’ve ever seen. and not out of desperation or lack of options.
i don’t think it’s a spoiler alert to say the evolution of walter white on that show is outstanding. i can’t think of a comp.

re: klosterman. i read the article, but i can’t say it’s better than the wire. there is something to walter white’s beginnings in cooking that are noble though. and i think most people are rooting for him even as a criminal in season 1 and beyond. that’s why the later seasons get so compelling.
it’s not gonna hold up to repeat viewings in the same way i don’t think, but it’s definitely unique.

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by MarketMaker on Oct 20, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Comparisons are silly anyways. The shows set out to do different things.

I prefer the acting, music and the overall look of Breaking Bad but the plotting and depth of character in The Wire is unmatched.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 20, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

One reason that I like The Wire so much is that I don't feel the writers looked down their noses at the viewer.

They trusted the viewers to be able to keep up and keep interest without dumbing it down too much or relying on gimmicky twists. I think some of the plot twists in Breaking Bad (and so many other shows, like, say, Dexter) are way too contrived. The end of season two was almost unforgivable.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 20, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

so far i definitely agree with this

and i want to say the Wire avoids this almost by definition? and when it starts to feel contrived (s5), it doesn’t work nearly as well.

BB can get away with it because stark realism isn’t necessarily what it’s going for. i can’t speak to the Godfather’s realism, but i think it’s more than reasonable to devote a TV show to really digging at the Michael Corleone thing. wouldn’t you have wanted FFC to have the kind of leeway and time for the Godfather universe that VG gets for BB? BB has other stuff on its mind too, but that’s one of the ways i’ve been watching it is as it fleshes out that transition from good to bad.

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by colintj on Oct 23, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

*SPOILER*

I was disappointed with how the final two episodes played out. Initially I was really turned off by it, but have come around a bit since. The chain of events that Walt had to predict and actually execute seemed ridiculous to me. I didn’t think Walt had to go to a new low with a long shot scheme to get the help/information he needed to carry out his objective. The storyline they committed to did make for exciting television, but it seemed a little cheap for this show. Reminded me of the season two plane incident.

by 3E8 on Oct 20, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, i can see that

when there were 3 episodes to go it seemed like they were gearing up for a grand finale, but then it was like they had to change course when they got picked up for another season and that second to last episode seemingly reworked a couple things.

i still really enjoyed this season. great show.

by e-gus on Oct 20, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

For "The Wire" faithful

Where can I find old episodes? I just got a bunch of movie channels & I can’t find any in on demand. Curious…

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by lastof12 on Oct 20, 2011 10:16 AM CDT reply actions  

if you have HBO, then just go to HBOGO on your cpu or ipad. you can watch them all there.

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by MarketMaker on Oct 20, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

The dvd boxset is relatively inexpensive

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by Rhubarb on Oct 20, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks, I'll check out for free before I buy

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by lastof12 on Oct 20, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's just brutal. amazing how quickly these guys can fall apart. 15 years ago he was on top of the world.

now he’s in worse shape than ozzie osbourne.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 20, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've met a ton of my sports heroes.

Scott Hall was a favorite of mine since the early 90s. I met him at an Independent show like 2 or 3 years ago along with Kevin Nash, The New Age Outlaws, King Kong Bundy and some others…

I wish i never met scott hall. the guy is a creep. drugged out, asking us for “yayo”… swinging and missing terribly at every woman in the bar… basically slobbering on himself. getting pissed off at the chicks who were creeped out by him and trying to get away from him. he’s a bigger mess than ozzy is because at least he has sharon to wipe his ass.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 21, 2011 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

and now i've read this.
Scott Hall’s reunion with his estranged son Cody at the conclusion of ESPN’s documentary on the wrestler was short-lived as the two are no longer on speaking terms. Sources tell TMZ that Hall’s ongoing drug problems have once again forced the two apart.

ESPN’s documentary last night chronicling the wrestler’s descent showed father and son reunited after not speaking for years. Scott’s ex-wife Dana tells TMZ that the reunion in May “barely lasted a month” and the two are no longer on speaking terms.

The documentary ended with Scott working with Cody to launch his wrestling career. Dana says Cody felt it was “too hard seeing his dad in that kind of state” and therefore has no current plans to pursue wrestling.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 21, 2011 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

He was always a favorite of mine too. I've read about his problems for a long time, but this made it a lot more real, so to speak.

I’ve always wondered what it is for some guys. The money? The fame? You have to think that for a lot of wrestlers, the rush of getting a huge pop when they walk out the curtain is a an incomparable high, and when it’s gone, there’s a void.

And then, there are just drug addicts.

"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."

by RWShow on Oct 21, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Wrestler actually did a pretty good job addressing that, no?

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 23, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. It was a very good film, and for those of us who grew up watching wrestling and

being aware of the real-life ugliness behind so many of their lives, it was particularly moving.

Plus, I mean, Marisa Tomei. Come on.

"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."

by RWShow on Oct 24, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

he had a very sound theory on music.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 24, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i had this theory before randy the ram. cobain is a pussy and ruined rock music. its why i, along with most other suburban white boys my age started listening to dr. dre/snoop/eazy e.

Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: Goddamn they don’t make em’ like they used to.
Cassidy: Fuckin’ 80’s man, best shit ever !
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: Bet’chr ass man, Guns N’ Roses! Rules.
Cassidy: Crue!
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: Yeah!
Cassidy: Def Lep!
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: Then that Cobain pussy had to come around & ruin it all.
Cassidy: Like theres something wrong with just wanting to have a good time?
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: I’ll tell you somethin’, I hate the fuckin’ 90’s.
Cassidy: Fuckin’ 90’s sucked.
Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson: Fuckin’ 90’s sucked.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 24, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

God damn.

"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."

by RWShow on Oct 21, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, Ken, thanks for this.

Where did I put my gun? Failing that, how about some rope? Jesus Christ. And he still has the balls to have the toothpick.

The sun on the balcony is almost unbearable, worse than the booing fans in Chicago shedding miserable light on his failures at work.

by winningugly on Oct 21, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone else having a beeyatch of a time updating their profile?

I have been trying to replace my current sig with a TP quote, to no avail.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Oct 20, 2011 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Same

Off-Season Proposition Bet Tally - 1 won - 6 lost

by Rhubarb on Oct 20, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

for some reason it works if you update the changes you make in "Edit Profile"

and then immediately update in “Edit Account and Settings” even though you don’t make any changes.

quit school. your internet acquaintances are reading a book.
MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011

by gar ridge pride on Oct 24, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tailgater must also give Big Hurt Beer two thumbs down

Looking forward to knocking back a 24 oz. “crisp full-flavored lager” (as BHB claims to be) I was all giddy as I walked into the Naperville Binny’s where I purchased two cans of BHB. After I got the heavy cans (giggidy) home and chilled them to perfection, I was highly disappointed to discover that they must actually be using some of Frank’s sweat in the brew.

I’m not sure what everyone else’s experience has been, but my BHB went flat almost immediately. I still gave it a spin and didn’t hate the first few sips – a bit sweet with caramel notes – but I couldn’t get past the flatness, that also included a bit of a bitter finish. Even the 7% alcohol buzz factor didn’t keep me hanging in there, so down the drain it went. Sure, there were a few tears in my eyes, but I’m over it now.

Thankfully I also purchased a couple of 4-packs of my favorite Lithuanian beer, Utenos. If you haven’t tried it, do so. Utenos is definitely a crisp, light, full-flavored beer.

Sorry Frank…you need to fire your brewmaster.

My BHB…before it ended up in my septic tank:

"Yeah, and you’ll be batting ninth." – PK’s response to AJ’s text inquiry regarding the player/manager rumor. "No, I’ll be demanding a trade." - AJ’s witty retort

by tailgater on Oct 20, 2011 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Lager blows

I don’t trust any beverage that isn’t fermented at >60 degrees F.

by joewho112 on Oct 25, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dressing up as Fidel Castro for vet school Halloween tonight.

Should be interesting.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 21, 2011 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

im thinking bullet in the head qaddafi

but i’ll probably just stick an led to my chest, wear some decent duds and be tony stark

by e-gus on Oct 21, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that was just last night.

Jagermeister is a bitch.

The sun on the balcony is almost unbearable, worse than the booing fans in Chicago shedding miserable light on his failures at work.

by winningugly on Oct 21, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

At the same time, I hope.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 21, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been Jesus before as well.

That was a fun Halloween.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 21, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Takes it in all holes."

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 21, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

the fuck is a Wolverhampton?

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 22, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

They were down 2-0 in English Premier league soccer

With only 7 minutes left and they ended up in a draw. I only saw 2nd half but i was into it! Nice to have sports dramatics so early in the morning on a saturday. I’m going to try to watch more now that baseball won’t be around next weekend

by Rhubarb on Oct 22, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

it turned out to be very entertaining.

wolves were pretty awful for about the first 80 minutes and swansea plays some attractive soccer. it got interesting when losing 0-2 mccarthy took off two wingers and replaced them with two not especially attacking players. the fans went berserk and the cameras stayed on them while they were all screaming expletives. (on the guardian website the guy doing the minute by minute report said “A double change by Mick McCarthy, and one that sends the Molineux faithful into a stratospheric funk. They’re up on the downstroke.”)

the fans were apparently chanting “you don’t know what you’re doing” and also possibly joining in with swansea fans to chant “you’re getting sacked in the morning”. of course then wolves scored those two goals. pretty fun.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 24, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

robert plant's favorite team.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 24, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

draw please, manc and manu

also hope Arsenal can get away with resting RVP, 3 points and they’re only 2 off liverpool! c’monnnn

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Oct 23, 2011 7:43 AM CDT reply actions  

i would put money

on balotelli missing a significant portion of the season due to some type of indiscipline or malfeasance either on or off the pitch.
they can be pretty awesome to watch. haven’t yet found their form in europe though.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 24, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

they'll slip up a few times.

depends how much utd slip up.
i reckon chelsea will gather momentum again too.

by craigws on Oct 24, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

his first goal was sublime

very few players, even at this level, have the coolness to pass the ball into the net like he did. it was a fantastic piece of finishing.

by hoodlight on Oct 24, 2011 3:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

he is very good at soccer.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 24, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

play of the match for me was silva's contribution to the second goal,

i’m very new to this and somewhat reluctant to give support to a big club but with aguero and dzeko up top as well they just look irresistible.

quit school. your internet acquaintances are reading a book.
MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011

by gar ridge pride on Oct 25, 2011 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

support Leeds then

we used to be a big club – and once the new financial fair play rules come in we will have a good crack at competing at the top level.
We have to get promoted first mind.

by hoodlight on Oct 26, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

great call - i've already got a soft spot for them,

my Irish mate is a Leeds supporter and I watched the ‘10 FA cup win over ManU with him. He’s already debriefed me on the whole history. What’s your take on “The Damned United”?

quit school. your internet acquaintances are reading a book.
MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011

by gar ridge pride on Oct 26, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want one of these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WVT321LSUc

We play on the "bad" side of town, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Oct 23, 2011 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Pretty incredible bass there.

You could make all the creaky ship noises you want!

Also, nice reduced sig.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 24, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my sig has sort of unraveled since two of the three initial conditions no longer apply

We play on the "bad" side of town, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Oct 26, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

For U-God and the other U of I folks-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJJJ6xtTYPM

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 25, 2011 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

So dumb, but so funny.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 25, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that the weather looks so shitty for so many parts helped endear it to me.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 25, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

twelve seconds was enough for me.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 25, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

3 months.

And I die a little more every day.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 25, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

what glory?

seeing as i only made it twelve seconds all i saw were some photos of campus then some geeky wiener trying to rap.
i don’t see that any day.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 26, 2011 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

can't be worse than In The Big House

those fuckers already got their song played at an M football game and are supposedly plotting a frickin concert there.

…i just deleted a two paragraph rant that no one cares about. in sum: Michigan is the worst.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 25, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

who had AMZN as a short?

FYI, the close at 227, 1 minute bar down to lows at 185 on the earnings number. about as fast a move as i’ve seen.
barely a share traded until it hit 200. crazy.
has rallied back some after hours. at 200 again now. i don’t think the story is over on this stock. (unlike NFLX)

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 25, 2011 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

its kinda what they do, no? I expected a drop even with earnings in line.

I bought in on a similar drop last summer… closed over 120, dropped to 100 on bad but understandable earnings. I got in at 104 and still long. This is the worst miss since, but there were a couple other similar earnings drops in that time similar quick recoveries. That said I have been playing with options lately and really wanted to make some kind of hedge knowing the history, but couldn’t go through with it.

What do you mean with the nflx comparison? Couldn’t tell if you think amzn is fine and nflx is dead going forward, or the opposite. I was curious about nflx at these levels myself.

by Trooper on Oct 25, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

nflx is going after the british and irish markets now.

the irish have reverted to their traditional position of being broke, but the brits still have some money to spend on the likes of that.
the bbc iplayer is insanely popular, as is spotify, so i could see netflix doing well.

by craigws on Oct 25, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

the irish people are busy giving all of their money, which was lost by the banks (and the developers) (and the government)

to the germans (and the french).

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 25, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I don't see any problem at all with the business model.

barring more retarded management it looks pretty attractive after recovering, especially from here.

by Trooper on Oct 25, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

not that hard to like netflix long term right?

or is there something obvious i don’t know?

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 25, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait for GRPN.

I hear you can get $34 shares for $17.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 25, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would short the shit out of GRPN

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 25, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

From the little I've read, the fact that it's allowed to go public is just... disheartening.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 25, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

getting listed just means paying the exchange's fee right?

can’t anyone go public by saying “HEY IM PUBLIC” ?

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 25, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amazon is going after them HARD with the streaming video.

They’ve already inked deals to get a lot of the same content. With the release of the Kindle Fire, and the model of getting all the streaming content free with an Amazon Prime shipping subscription, all for less than what Netflix charges if you break it down by month, well, it’s gonna be interesting.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 26, 2011 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tread carefully.

Subscribers decreasing, costs increasing, goofy management, more competition.

by 3E8 on Oct 26, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

that's what i'm saying.

also, it’s a mo-mo stock. when the tide turns, these can be very ugly.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 26, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

thought this was interesting

http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2011/10/25/why-netflix-stock-is-so-volatile/

i guess i’m not that familiar with the Netflix business model, but considering the obvious superiority from the customer perspective of that model to the substitutes, it’s not clear to me why rights holders have the leverage Salmon says they do.

i’m sure they’re well aware of what their dvd/blu-ray sales project as for a given show and it’s not that difficult to figure out the point at which it makes sense to sell to Netflix. and for the vast majority of movies and tv shows i’m guessing that answer is “almost immediately”. unless the studios plan on creating their own streaming networks, i guess? i’m not sure what Hulu’s deal is, but at this point it looks like Netflix vs. Amazon.

which, if Amazon has the war chest to get into a war of attrition i could see why Netflix would be feeling the heat. not that that explains why you’d be buying shitty movies unless you thought your stock price was waaaaay more likely to go up than down.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 26, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

NFLX is a middle man.

Look at HBOGO. Access to all their original programming is huge.
As online streaming services pop up for all the makers of these shows, why not go direct?
The biggest thing NFLX had was first mover advantage and a devout subscriber base because of that.
They screwed up. Big time. And now they’re over a barrel.
What drove their price, IMO, was the potential for a buyout. And I’m guessing that’s the end game.
But it’s gonna be a lot lower now.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 27, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

the specifics of capital and cash are what matter and i don't know them

but it seems to me there’s value in bundling. Amazon kicked ass thanks to the long tail. Kabletown bought Sheinhardt Wig, not vice versa. being a content provider of your own content is fine, unless nobody wants it or they want it along with a bunch of other stuff you don’t own. why has Netflix succeeded where Hulu failed?

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 27, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

iow, i don't think HBOGO is a good model for most of the content owners

HBO already had a wealthy subscriber base and a great portfolio of shows. all they had to do was link accounts to the new service. you think CBS owns enough properties with savvy enough fans to do the same? why not just sell licenses than invest in creating a new service and take the pure profit? or why not buy a significant share of Netflix?

separate issue: how many new accounts is HBO getting from their service? how many people do have cable, like HBO shows but don’t have HBO?

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 27, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

re last q: i, for one.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Oct 27, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

and have you been compelled to sign up?

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 27, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

HBOGO is only available to people with HBO.

i’m just a horrible, horrible intertubes thief.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Oct 28, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

right, that's what i mean

it hasn’t pushed you over the edge into an actual subscription. i’m the same as you.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 28, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me for years.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 27, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I prefer zuze for all my downloads

funnily enough it doesn’t cost me anything

by hoodlight on Oct 26, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

to those who might know

what’s the cheapest way to buy an index fund?

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 25, 2011 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

You just looking for something like the S&P?

Open a brokerage account. TDAmeritrade, eTrade, Schwab, whatever. They’re all ETFs now. SPY is the S&P.
QQQ is the NASDAQ. DIA is the DJIA.
Some of them even offer rebates on liquidity added now, cutting down on your transaction costs.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 25, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

is an account tied to a paypal/bank acct

or just new email?

…i suppose you can have a bunch of paypal accts

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 25, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

You gotta give a lot more info than that, for tax purposes.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 26, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

damn ass capital gains.

why would we want investment and savings in a country such as this?

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 26, 2011 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

ideally, a true index

more ideally, a global index. how close are those as proxies?

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 25, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

ishares makes several different ETFs that try to mimic indexes, commodities, etc.

i’ve never traded IOO, but that seems to be what you’re describing.
it’s not as liquid, but i’ve used SLV and GLD to trade silver and gold, respectively, so i’d guess it’s decent.

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=IOO

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 26, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

this is probably worth perusing, too.

http://finance.yahoo.com/etf/browser/mkt?c=0&k=4&f=0&o=a&cs=1&ce=1295

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 26, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

ty for both

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 26, 2011 2:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You stay away from indexes because by defn

the best you can do is average? Or do volume and price just not vary as much as you like?

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 26, 2011 2:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

preeetttty

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Oct 25, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor keeper didn't stand a chance.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 25, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

it'd be nice for arsenal

if arshavin can become the player he was a couple of seasons ago and not the waste of space he was last year.

by craigws on Oct 25, 2011 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think he's toast.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 26, 2011 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

indeed!

Wenger seems to have hinted at putting him in a no. 10 role behind RVP for the near term future, which I think is his best position. He seems less inclined to get bored and not give effort when he’s in the center of the pitch as opposed to out on the wings, plus I think that’s where he prefers to play.

I’m hearing Verminator is going to be fit for Chelsea, if so I’d go:

Szczesny – Santos – Per – TV5 – LK6 – Song – Arteta – Arshavin – Gervinho – RVP – TW

Depends on Rosicky fitness, Ramsey fitness, if he wants to rest Arshavin after midweek cup game, etc.

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Oct 26, 2011 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think he's toast.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 26, 2011 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

so's your face.

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Oct 26, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

more often than not i'd rather watch my face than watch arshavin "playing" soccer.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 27, 2011 8:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

but can he do it

on a cold, rainy night in stoke?

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 26, 2011 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Top 5 cartoon baddies

Dick Dastardly
Bluto
Baron Silas Greenback
The General from stop the pigeon
Skeletor

by hoodlight on Oct 26, 2011 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

top 5 bad guys in cartoons

Bluto is our only common one.

Bugs Bunny
Jerry Mouse
King Zarkon, Haggar and the Robeasts from Voltron
entire Legion of Doom

by e-gus on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mine-

The Really Rottens
Scrooge McDuck
Serpentor
Unicron
Judge Doom from Roger Rabbit.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 26, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking greedy industrial

capitalist pig fowl.

it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011

by South Side Expat on Oct 27, 2011 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

watch bugs bunny

he’s a dick.
it’s funny, but he is an asshole. same as jerry mouse, and woody woodpecker, etc.

by e-gus on Oct 27, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

And a borderline sex offender.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 27, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate bugs bunny

not sure he’s a baddie though

by hoodlight on Oct 27, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

any rabbit that get in between a red neck's dinner deserves to be a dead rabbit

I assume Fudd wanted to eat rabbit, little did he know there are very little nutrients in rabbit meat.

by Rhubarb on Oct 27, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

in the first bugs bunny and elmer fudd cartoon

elmer just wants to go camping and bugs bunny harasses and torments the poor guy.

by e-gus on Oct 27, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad guy cartoons

5. Skeletor
4. Mumm Ra
3. Dr. Facillier aka The Shadow Man
2. Scar
1. Cruella DeVille

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 27, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i guess cruella would be bad girl cartoon? whatever.

she’s number 1. i had a dalmatian as a kid. she wanted to skin it!

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 27, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

mine

Destro
Officer Dibble
Gargamel
Mr. Spacely
Eric Cartman

by Rhubarb on Oct 27, 2011 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mr McDuck and Destro

that’s two cartoon scotch characters. I detect an anti Scottish bias here.

by hoodlight on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok. substitute Destro for Major Bludd

he’s an Aussie…or try Tomax and Xamot

by Rhubarb on Oct 27, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Top 5 cartoon movie baddies

Queen Ursula
Jafar
Maleficent
Cruella
Rameses

We could start another thread on comic book baddies…

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Oct 27, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you all for contributing!

I was drunk when I posted this and thought it would be ignored – lol

by hoodlight on Oct 27, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

the atomic flounder

the dirty bubble
manray
bluto
gargamel

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 27, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

He gave them life and now wants to kill and eat them

What makes them so tasty? What was the secret ingredient? Monkey cum, undoubtedly.

by Rhubarb on Oct 27, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

This urine is great!

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 27, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

sig'd
What was the secret ingredient? Monkey cum, undoubtedly.

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Oct 28, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

i hope you know the movie reference there.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 28, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

had no clue,

I’m not much of a movie watcher, most movie quotes go way over my head.
I thought it was a funny/brilliant Rhubarb absurdity.

I have seen Harold & Kumar once or twice, just not enough to remember the line.

What was the secret ingredient? Monkey cum, undoubtedly. - Rhubarb

by The Face on Oct 28, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's from Brain Candy. By the kids in the hall.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 29, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

dang it

WWF won’t let me play YAZ

NAOPOS

by blackoutsox on Oct 26, 2011 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Happy Wednesday!

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 26, 2011 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

the joke that keeps on giving!

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Oct 26, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

CUB FAN

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

The greatest of comebacks.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 27, 2011 2:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for a meth-cooking joke with a little more effort.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 26, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

U-God hasn't seen the show yet.

But I can imagine him laughing like a maniac in a crawl space.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 27, 2011 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

wtf?

two pics in a row by u-god that i cant see and everyone else can.
what browser are you using u-g?

by e-gus on Oct 26, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

We all promised not to tell you.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 26, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the new profile pic.

So you’ve seen it.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 27, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has anyone noticed an issue lately with loading SSS properly?

I’m using Chrome and sometimes the mobile version is loaded.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 26, 2011 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm not having that problem

but there are all sorts of other problems. this site is banjaxed.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 27, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

mine has been showing new comments when there aren't any a lot lately.

then i click on the page and it’s corrected.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Oct 27, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mine has been doing both that and the opposite.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 27, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

All yesterday I could not comment unless I was using my iPhone

alot of times the RR does not load and only the top two stories load.

by Rhubarb on Oct 27, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

This has been happening multiple times a day.

Very annoying.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Oct 27, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

on mobile

it’s all gone a bit snotty – can’t see any subject lines

by hoodlight on Oct 27, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's really gone pete tong.

absolutely shambolic.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 27, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh.

meant to put “it’s all gone pete tong.”

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Oct 27, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Theo meets Ronnie Woo Woo and doesn't resign immediately

I love the look on Theo’s face. Ronnie’s ukulele and man purse are the cherry on the sundae.

Theo, meet Woo Woo.

"Yeah, and you’ll be batting ninth." – PK’s response to AJ’s text inquiry regarding the player/manager rumor. "No, I’ll be demanding a trade." - AJ’s witty retort

by tailgater on Oct 27, 2011 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

"You are exactly what we will be distancing ourselves from.

Your season ticket price will be increased from free to $6,000."

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Oct 27, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

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