Bwahahhahaaa, Ozzie is walking into to the weakest most flamboyant ripoff of our pinwheels...
http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/marlins-stadium-home-run-sculpture/
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Grinder Rule #42
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ugh

"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Oct 7, 2011 5:13 PM CDT reply actions
Terrifyingly large.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
i'm definitely going down to miami to check that out next year. this has so much potential.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
With you as my mentor, I would like to accompany this "trip."
it just makes me weak in the knees the way gomez neither fixed or removed his crooked ass helmet after that puntoslide. -Trooper on Oct 5, 2011
by South Side Expat on Oct 7, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
it looks like somebody hit triple 7's on a slot machine in the gayest casino in all the land.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Oct 7, 2011 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'd really appreciate it if someone explained what that junk floating in the moat is supposed to be?
It appears only one of whatever it is is still alive
Off-Season Proposition Bet Tally - 1 won - 4 lost
that's what i was wondering.
giant barnacles?
by obnoxious american on Oct 8, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
marlin fans have already got to be thankful for his excessive bunting
NAOPOS
by blackoutsox on Oct 7, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
In the immortal words of Bill D. Cat...
aaack!
Sabermetrics hurt my head, just give me the facts.
It's gaudy, insane, and ridiculous
But I’m starting to like it for those very reasons.
"It looks like you're slaying dolphins... in the future."
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
by Uribe Down on Oct 8, 2011 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That looks awful, but I do like Plan B in case that thing blows a fuse

HIRE GREG WALKER!
by billyok on Oct 10, 2011 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
We are talking about Miami here...
this isn’t that surprising. The E was probably still going strong from the night at the clubs



















