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The sim has finally started, and I think we all owe Hazy a big thanks for all his click-by-click-by-click-by-click-by-click work to get the teams transferred.  That can't have been a picnic.  Give yourself a couple mil there Hazy, I'm sure no one would protest too much.

Anywho, now that we're all in the NL, this should be an interesting sim, with the robots duking it out in the AL.  I'm not too excited about the idea of getting dominated by the NL West powers, but it should be a good time anyway.  At least I'll finally be able to knock Stein down a few pegs, was gettin tired of him winning all the time.  And the rest of you should as well.  Fix that San Diego pitching staff oneguy, and that team could challenge him.

The Central looks scary, just looking at 3E8's salary and cash he can blow for the next few years.  I'm not gonna miss you in the slightest in the AL East sir. Rhubarb, welcome back, it's your time to shine and play some low salary baseball to it's finest if you want to survive there.  Same with you Egus.

The Senators in the NL East are looking awful good, and I for one would like to see threerun lose after pestering me all last season.  Treehouse I expect you to get those Mets up and running again and destroy them soon.  Boujourma, right that damn Florida ship and get it running again.  Make it a tight division.

Anywho looking forward to playing with you all again.  And if whoever makes it to the world series loses to the computer, I think they should automatically get docked 20mil.  Who's with me???

Linky Dinky

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WHY DOES MY TEAM SUCK!?

BRANDON WOOD IS MY SS.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Nov 16, 2011 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

Brandon responds well to criticism

Hit .447 in his first 9 games.

Add a real CF (Herrera jumps up and down) and you’ll have a pretty good lineup.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Nov 16, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

come and get aaron law from fla

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Nov 16, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Knock Stein down a couple pegs?

muahahhahahahahahaha

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by BigStein on Nov 16, 2011 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

who is this boujourna?

B-O-E-J-O-U-M-A

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Nov 16, 2011 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

the pittsburgh (it is pronounced burr-ah, thanks) are open for business.

need to do some retooling, the previous tenant was seemingly too concerned with adhering to pittsburghian reality, i.e. many of the first-round draft picks have failed to live up to expectations or have been rushed to the majors.

by craigws on Nov 16, 2011 10:00 PM CST reply actions  

Prospects for a RF

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Nov 16, 2011 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

The White Sox transplant is confusing

but funny.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Nov 17, 2011 6:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Milwaukee is interested in rebuilding its farm.

Feel free to have a looksie at the big league talent.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 17, 2011 12:19 AM CST reply actions  

send me an offer for Frenchie

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Nov 17, 2011 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Sent.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 17, 2011 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

8 players for Frenchie

Are you out your mind?

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Nov 17, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm assuming you're familiar with the concept of a counter-offer...

The guy’s won the last 3 NL MVPs and is coming off a 71 hr season.

His resume is pretty damn impressive.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 17, 2011 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Am I wrong in assuming you'd be taking on a 19 mm contract because you want to win now?

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 17, 2011 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I have absolutely no idea how to get myself out of this debt.

Despite the team’s winning ways, I should really just fire myself for gross mismanagement.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 19, 2011 12:04 AM CST reply actions  

You're the Manchester City of sim baseball

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Nov 19, 2011 6:34 AM CST up reply actions  

The contracts,

they won’t move!

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 19, 2011 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

You're fucked, let skynet figure it out

You don’t need a team, your duties as commissioner are too demanding anyways. Kennesaw Hazy Landis.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Nov 19, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

wow, great sim last night

went 5-5 and lost my best two SPs for 2 weeks and my closer for 3. at least the all star break is coming up

by Barold on Nov 20, 2011 7:15 AM CST reply actions  

At the half-way point

None of the Skynet teams are good at run prevention, but the Toronto and Cleveland borgs can put runs on the board.

In the human league, my Nats are the surprise team of the year but our success may partially be an illusion. My win totals are fattened up by feasting on the weak sisters of the NL East.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Nov 20, 2011 8:57 AM CST reply actions  

Rhubarb

That offer is still just sitting there. Did you want to send a counter? If you do decide to accept it, give me a heads up first, so I don’t log on one day to find the make up of my team drastically changed.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 20, 2011 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

Make me a sane offer.

I am not going to counter an 8 for 1.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Nov 21, 2011 8:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Clearly you hadn't seen the historic

“Entire Kansas City farm system for Tampa’s Kazmir” trade.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Nov 21, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

hee

how did that one turn out for you?

NAOPOS

by blackoutsox on Nov 21, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I know, I was on the other end of that trade!

Greinke Kazmir and Clemens was supposed to dominate for me. Sadly, Clemens was the only one who did anything worth a damn. I think I quit shortly after that year.

NAOPOS

by blackoutsox on Nov 23, 2011 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

No thanks.

If you’re too “insulted” to play the game, then I’ll stand pat.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 22, 2011 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not insulted

and I negotiate all day long, every day in my job. I will play the game but not under someone else’s trade rules.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Nov 22, 2011 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

not cool, dude

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Nov 24, 2011 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Conceivably a 100 win team may miss the playoffs in the NL

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 24, 2011 1:58 AM CST reply actions  

Justice, I think, that it comes down to a one game playoff.

quit school. your internet acquaintances are reading a book.
MarketMaker on Oct 19, 2011

by gar ridge pride on Nov 24, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLNL WEST

96 wins and in the playoffs haha

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by BigStein on Nov 24, 2011 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

My players love me

They wouldn’t play well for you.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Nov 25, 2011 6:43 AM CST up reply actions  

wtf.

I can sign my hitters but can’t release any of them.
why?

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 26, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

ah its because i have the minimum

if someone sees this and send me a terrible hitter for one of my terrible pitchers i’d appreciate it.
i’d like to cut pete orr before i start bidding on FAs.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 26, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

i was gonna complain about it being down, opportunities denied in free agency, etc,

but i don’t think i’ve ever been more satisfied with a draft. now all i need to do is get the fans to show up so that i’m not crippled by a stupidly low payroll and pittsburgh shall ride again.

by craigws on Nov 27, 2011 11:04 PM CST reply actions  

Any ideas on how we can go about me declaring bankruptcy in-game?

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 28, 2011 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

Auuuuugggghhhhh

Not that I disagree with the idea, it’s a good one. I just don’t want to move all of those players… again… haha

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 28, 2011 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

haha, i like it because you hate it.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 28, 2011 11:40 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd be okay with you erasing your mountain of debt

and releasing your 3 largest contracts.

The other teams that are in debt should get the same deal though.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Nov 29, 2011 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

That would be the Mets and Trolls.

Maybe we should leave the Trolls in debt. : )

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

The Mets are mia however.

Anybody know anybody looking to take on a team? They would get the debt/player amnesty as well.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 30, 2011 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

me too

but if you go that route i’d love to be out from under the 8.2 robo st.louis signed my catcher to before i got on board.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 29, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

nm

traded him

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 29, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Francouer, Barton and Bonderman would go.

And debt erased.

Then maybe I can take my stipend for moving all those teams around so I can sign a freaking catcher ;-)

How does everyone else feel about this? I don’t want to just move unilaterally.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 30, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

do it man

you earned it.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 30, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO HAPPEN IN LEAGUE 1!

j/k

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Nov 30, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

no you arent.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 30, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

His faux-indignation is noted

This is a kinder, gentler BMO league.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 30, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

no kidding

I got a loan from a team in my division.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 30, 2011 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

ITS NOT FAIR!

WHERE IS KENNESAW MOUNTAIN U-GOD?

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Dec 1, 2011 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

The two of you have been back a week and a half and you're already calling for my ouster

You’re consistent, I’ll give you that.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Dec 1, 2011 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

i too am just joking.

i appreciate your continued work.

by craigws on Dec 1, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I know guys.

All in good fun.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Dec 2, 2011 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

screw you too, detroit
I’ve seen better deals at your mom’s house. I’m looking for youth in the bullpen and a starting second baseman and a starting catcher and a starting third baseman and an established reliever.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 29, 2011 4:48 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

The computer is a harsh negotiator

but at least it tells you what it wants. I followed its demands on a trade earlier today, and it finally said “throw in some cash and we have a deal.” So I did and we did.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Nov 29, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

yea it seems like the off-season they are more willing to make a move

I pulled one off today, but I think

it gives me a bit too much talent at one position

is code for ‘I can’t take on that extra money you are trying to hang on me.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 29, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I can rid myself of the curse that is Pete Orr if I 'throw in a bunch of cash'

Who wants to lend me 8M or so?

What is the going rate these days anyway? I’ll refund the excess immediately and pay back the rest ASAP. I made some money last year but already gave it away to shed my crazy expensive catcher the cpu signed.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 29, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

overhaul complete

last years club was coming off a 95 win season so i gave them one season to show me why, but with the huge addition of talent to the NL they only managed 66 Ws and finished 40 games back.

well this years edition only has 8 players on the roster from last season, 3 starters, 2 in the line up, 2 on the bench and 1 in the bullpen, thanks in large part to the loan from division rival 3e8.

thanks Reds, the IX feel like my team now.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 30, 2011 8:58 AM CST reply actions  

You got it.

Thanks for banking with Cincinnati.

by 3E8 on Nov 30, 2011 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Lots of turnover on the World Champeen Nats too

Only my 1B and SS return to this year’s starting line-up. The starting rotation is intact, but I have 4 new faces in the bullpen.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Nov 30, 2011 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

ive got your old 2B

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 30, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

nm

looks like he sat out a year

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 30, 2011 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Man, I've gotta get this fan loyalty up. Damn you previous Arizona computer.

Started with a D. C- now. I increased attendance by 7,000/game this year though, so we’re movin up.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Nov 30, 2011 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

you cant fault them.

they remember the glory days of egus as gm and Q! in his prime.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Nov 30, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone feel like wheeling and dealing tonight?

Have a looksie over the Brewcrew and get at me.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 30, 2011 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

#^!?+! Suddenly the game projects me and a lot of other teams to lose a lot of money.

I think it’s because those debts were eliminated. Now the game thinks there’s too much money in the league as is trying to adjust.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Nov 30, 2011 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

Lemme tinker...

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 30, 2011 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

It did the same to me

But its saying the league money level is normal. I could infuse some money into the league…

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Nov 30, 2011 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

How much debt was forgiven?

I dont see how forgiving 20M affected my teams projection by 10M.

I think the bigger issue is that combined the league is +327M. Thats enough for 4 full franchises basically that isnt being used. I like the idea of putting the Yankees 150M in the hole to see what effect that has on things.

If cash available to the league is a factor we could establish a credit union type thing where teams can store away their surplus cash for a rainy day off the official BMO books theoretically making the league much closer to break even, maybe that does the trick?

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Dec 1, 2011 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Only if there is interest......and interest

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Dec 1, 2011 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

You're a one (two) trick pony today young man.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Dec 1, 2011 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

what? wow.

RHUBURP WAS RIGHT! NO BAILOUTZ.

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by e-gus on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

doesnt it take while to dial in the accuracy?

i’d take a wait and see approach

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by e-gus on Nov 30, 2011 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

You're right

Right now it projects 7 human teams are headed for bankruptcy, including the Trolls who are already there. But a bunch of them are borderline, so they probably will survive.

I shouldn’t have been such a whiner in my post. Tight finances just make the game a better challenge.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Dec 1, 2011 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

well i think it screws me actually

I used every dollar available after the 8M i factored in to repay 3e8 thinking I could at least hit my total from last season. I assumed my revenue would go up with a better team on the field but it actually projects down making me one of those bankrupt next season.

I DON’T KNOW I GOT IT FROM MY NEE-NAW WHEN I WAS BUT FIVE

by e-gus on Dec 1, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd bail out Stein, but I haven't heard from him in a while and I don't know that he necessarily wants his biggest contracts taken off the books.

I wasn’t all that keen on dropping Frenchie, but I know it needed to be done.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Dec 1, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You could have received SOMETHING for him

from me

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Dec 1, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

did you do anything since yesterday as far as outstanding debts, etc?

because my expected revenue crept up $3M.

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by e-gus on Dec 1, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I did not.

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by Hazymania on Dec 2, 2011 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm doing abnormally better than I thought I would.

I need a solid SP to round out my staff, preferably 88 or more, if you’re willing to dump one for a couple prospects hit me up. ARI.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Dec 4, 2011 11:51 AM CST reply actions  

Sent

Also willing to move Munter, if you prefer.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Dec 5, 2011 2:27 AM CST up reply actions  

florida, not an embarrassment for now.

cant wait to be out of this rebuilding phase.

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 4, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

i'm finally edging in my amazing pitching squadron.

hopefully i can have a winning record next season so as to bring the fans back. a $55m payroll doesn’t go very far.

by craigws on Dec 4, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

aaron law is definitely available and the dude is having a good year

seems he refound his stroke. come and get him!

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 4, 2011 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

I have a bit of a glut of infield prospects right now.

Any interest?

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Dec 5, 2011 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

yes

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 5, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

sooo that was weird

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 5, 2011 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

countered.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Dec 5, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Deadlines Coming!

Studly rentals of 3B Fields (.508 slugging!) and LF Leichter available.

"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 6, 2011 9:43 AM CST reply actions  

Hahahaha I've been ahead of the Trolls all season,

despite the fact that I have a run differential of 99, and stein’s is 190.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Dec 6, 2011 11:04 AM CST reply actions  

yeah you're getting pretty lucky

Im +77 runs on you and only 1 game up in the standings.

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by e-gus on Dec 6, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Rockies looking to sell off some contracts for prospects

Chris Snyder C 89+
Jeff Cahill 3B 89+
Alan Bongard 2B/SS 94+
Adam Wainwright SP 85

are the guys I’m most looking to deal. Could also deal Jeff Baron 2B 94+, he’s on the last year of his 300k contract

by Barold on Dec 6, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

can anyone explain to me why on earth the angels are asking for a starting SS????

fuck you LA

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 6, 2011 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

so listen. i want to rid my self of mellet and law for starting pitching prospects, a catcher and a shortstop.

i will throw in a second baseman not named jay ray, if need be

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 6, 2011 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

not a catcher, a center fielder.

whoops

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 6, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

ok finals = over

first semester done… 20 mil down but best record in the majors? i’ll take it.

Also HOLY FUCK JAKOB SOWDEN…. thanks for not resigning him TB! :)

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by BigStein on Dec 7, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

EVERY GAME IN OCTOBER- FAN APPRECIATION NIGHT IN ST.LOUIS

Come out to see your IX close out the season vs the Pittsburgh Mysteries and receive a limited edition King Louis the ninth mini-statue. To thank the fans for increasing attendance by over 800k this season, 80,000 of these will be handed out at the gate.

by e-gus on Dec 9, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

So practically the entire AL was in debt and the league cash was about 5% too low.

So everyone got a five million dollar Christmas gift from your friendly commish. Go nuts kids.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Dec 9, 2011 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

Also, I'm willing to sign Melky to an extension ahead of a trade this offseason.

I’ve got him at 97+(100). I will be looking for a somewhat significant haul including cf, ss and sp prospects.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Dec 9, 2011 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

St Louis' top 3 starters are darn good

They might slow you down enough to win.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." - EW

by ThreeRunHomer on Dec 10, 2011 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

and it bit me in the ass

my #4 starter goes 0-2 in the post-season.

good luck rest of the way trolls.

i got you next season when you cant afford half your starters.

by e-gus on Dec 10, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

EFFF MISSED THE PLAYOFFS BY 1 GAME.

I guess my run differential finally caught up to me. Sigh….

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Dec 10, 2011 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

FRD

Mine was better than yours and candiru, and it got me bupkis. I think if you had taken King Felix off my hands in the offseason you’d be postseason-bound.

by 3E8 on Dec 10, 2011 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

welp, i was hoping to play .500 ball this season,

even spent a bit of money in an effort to do so, so as to bring the fans back and give me more payroll room. i’d have been about $20M better off just playing scrubs.
oh well, what the hell.

by craigws on Dec 10, 2011 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

Nats/O's series again

BW Parkway Showdown II

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." - EW

by ThreeRunHomer on Dec 11, 2011 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

i'd like to have him on the IX

Ill send you an offer tonight after this sim

by e-gus on Dec 12, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

boom, offer

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 12, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry egus, business is business

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 13, 2011 10:20 PM CST reply actions  

:)

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 13, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

you dirty rat

trade a cf for the 1b, then swoop in and sign my FA CF.

thats ok, i’ll sign elijah dukes and have him pistol whip your guy.

by e-gus on Dec 13, 2011 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

you're all bastards

at least i made him as expensive as the guy I signed.

we can compare our CF WAR every season and see who is more worth their contract.

by e-gus on Dec 14, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

probably wont be mine.

i didnt want to wait another year of rebuilding, and went 10 mil over budget. thus, all my players will get injured and or just shit the bed.

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 14, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

precisely!

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 15, 2011 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

anyone need a shortstop?

i need a LF or RF or a starter. backups can be had. names that sick out are mconnel, mendez, and ill give up sp leclear too.

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 13, 2011 10:35 PM CST reply actions  

whoever candiru LAD is, i just sent you a pretty decent trade.

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 14, 2011 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

ill think about it

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 14, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

big series for the boejouma in the morning sim

taking on the reigning division champ right away. kinda nervous.

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 15, 2011 11:21 PM CST reply actions  

"Division champ"?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." - EW

by ThreeRunHomer on Dec 16, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You heard me.

This is an awesome race a month in to it so far!

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Dec 16, 2011 10:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

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