knock knock

who's there?

patient cow

patient cow who?

....

This is the new face of Johnnie Walker. I know she is a fan favorite in this particular corner of the web.

via i.imgur.com

seriously, patient cow who?

Yesterday I really wanted some sweet and sour chicken from my favorite local Chinese place the bamboo garden. Their sweet and sour sauce is the best I've ever had. The only problem is they are closed on Mondays. The same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago. I'm going to get it for lunch today. Similarly with chik fil a, I crave it on Sundays. I think being closed one day a week is a brilliant move by these establishments because it makes me crave their food when I want it and can't have some.

c'mon man, patient cow who?

Everybody done with their Christmas shopping? I actually have some done which puts me about 2 weeks ahead of a normal holiday season. I still have a ton to do, as only my siblings, dad and a grab bag gift are done. Still need more for mom, step-mom, sister in law and most importantly the wife and child.

ah screw you man this joke sucks.

MOO