RRRR: Jokes, Johnny Walker and more
knock knock
who's there?
patient cow
patient cow who?
....
This is the new face of Johnnie Walker. I know she is a fan favorite in this particular corner of the web. 
via i.imgur.com
seriously, patient cow who?
Yesterday I really wanted some sweet and sour chicken from my favorite local Chinese place the bamboo garden. Their sweet and sour sauce is the best I've ever had. The only problem is they are closed on Mondays. The same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago. I'm going to get it for lunch today. Similarly with chik fil a, I crave it on Sundays. I think being closed one day a week is a brilliant move by these establishments because it makes me crave their food when I want it and can't have some.
c'mon man, patient cow who?
Everybody done with their Christmas shopping? I actually have some done which puts me about 2 weeks ahead of a normal holiday season. I still have a ton to do, as only my siblings, dad and a grab bag gift are done. Still need more for mom, step-mom, sister in law and most importantly the wife and child.
ah screw you man this joke sucks.
MOO
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CHICKEN BUTT!
That’s what he was looking for.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Here's to e-gus
and his stalwart dedication to RRRR unlardiness.

by South Side Expat on Dec 13, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions 17 recs
Brobee is my favorite.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I dunno wtf is going on here
but I feel compelled to rec its majesty
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 13, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Mix 1 part the wife taking over the TV for Wii fit stuff,
1 part 4 Miller Highlife tallboys
1 part needing to kill time while ribs slow cook for dinner
1 part e-gus putting that fucking Chromeo video in my craw yesterday
VOILA!
by South Side Expat on Dec 13, 2011 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Can you email me a copy of me in this?
My sister will freak the fuck out.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I'll shoot ya both FB messages tomorrow with
what I would need for larger copies, as I don’t have any photos from either of your ugly mugs that would work for anything bigger.
by South Side Expat on Dec 13, 2011 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Chik-Fil-a's are closed on Sunday because...
it’s founder was a severely holy-rollin’ Southern Baptist from Georgia.
Sabermetrics hurt my head, just give me the facts.
It makes me sad that I can't eat there.
Everyone says the food is awesome.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 14, 2011 7:38 AM CST up reply actions
It's okay.
Granted I kind of feel like KenWo bashing Five Guys, but the appeal is no more than anywhere else. It’s just a chicken sandwich.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Dec 14, 2011 7:46 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
a really really fucking awesome chicken sandwich
and the waffle fries… oh baby.
i’ll make sure i get a full pop refill and throw it away each time I go there in support of your cause 2nd.
lol I appreciate it, e.
I’ve heard the waffle fries are awesomeness incarnate. I honestly don’t mind that the owner hates gays, it’s the donating of money to Focus On the Family-type organizations.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 14, 2011 8:08 AM CST up reply actions
Their employees are the most outgoingly polite I've ever come across,
and they’re not working for tips so they have no reason to be that way. Other than being told to, of course.
And yes, the waffle fries are awesome but not as good as say, Arby’s curly fries.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
Therein lies the problem.
The charitable orgs that get the majority of money from chik-fil-a is boycott worthy. I’m doing it myself, but its much easier when I don’t have one within 15 miles.
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2011 4:17 AM CST up reply actions
this appears factually incorrect whether i read it as the majority of the money donated by chik-fil-a goes to boycott worthy organizations or the majority of the organization's they donate to are boycott worthy.
in 2009, the most recent year available, chik-fil-a donated approximately $7.8 million to the charity it sponsors, winshape. winshape, according to published reports, donated $1.7 million to these anti-gay groups everyone is worried about. even if one were to ascribe all that money to chik-fil-a, they’re only 22% anti-gay. that’s not so bad, considering their chicken is the best thing ever.
i think these stories are actually all planted by chik-fil-a themselves to divert attention from the fact that their chicken contains heroin. which renders me powerless to boycot them. anti-gay, pro-drug? these animals must be stopped. just not by me.
by larry on Dec 15, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
me either brother
i dont understand how a company so forward thinking with the ketchup packaging can also be so ass backwards on other things.

I ate so much chic-fil-a back in my college days I literally didn't eat it for a year or so after I graduated.
Chic-fil-a was one of the three main a la carte restaurants in the cafeteria at SC. Taco Bell, Chic-fil-a, and Pizza Hut. Real healthy, I know. I ate chic-fil-a literally every day at least once. Had four choices: chicken salad sandwich on wheat, grilled chicken sandwich, fried chicken sandwich, and some # of nuggets. And fries, of course. So addicting.
What I recommend? Mixing the light mayo and polynesian sauces together on one bun and a little ketchup (or honey mustard) on the other. Shit is ftw.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 15, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
lol
I’d rather not have any percentage of my money going to groups telling me that I’m responsible for the downfall of American/Western civilization. But I do love me some drugs though. Perhaps I will have to reconsider my position on the issue.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 16, 2011 8:10 AM CST up reply actions
5 guys is just a burger. the other joint is just a chicken sandwich. neither are spectacular.
if i had to choose though id get the chicken sandwich 10 times out of 10.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Restaurants usually close on Mondays
as the weekends are the big money, Mondays are usually for leftovers, and you gotta have SOME time off if it’s a small place with an equally sized staff.
I’m having a fucking ridiculous time with what to get the wife this year. We both pretty much got to buy everything we wanted with the wedding fun money. So it’s probably gonna be some jewelry, some fancy nail polish thing such as this and something goofy fun that she always seems to pick up and play with at the “brain” store at the mall. She’s already got my balls, Maybe I’ll get her a few more for her collection.
by South Side Expat on Dec 13, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions
Are you talking about Marbles? There's one in Lincoln Square.
I want everything in there.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
hey dudes/dudettes
youngest son is in surgery having a lead replaced on his defibrillator. he’s fine & wife & I are in waiting room to hear how it went. updates later…questions answered later too, I’m sure.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Sounds like you have a better Doc than Shoeless did for his butt problems.
Jokes aside, let us know how it’s going.
by South Side Expat on Dec 13, 2011 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
you're right...
the bastard had the audacity to cut half my ass off and not prescribe me any morphine!
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 13, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
I hope things are fine
you have my prayers.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
all is well, still in hospital
Son’s doing much better after a long night. He doesn’t take well to morphine (probably not going to be a druggie…which is nice). He got really sick & was not good for a few hours, but all that passed & he ate breakfast this morning. Good things!
We’re wating on Dr to get released. THANK YOU ALL FOR THE WELL WISHES!!!
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
by lastof12 on Dec 14, 2011 11:03 AM CST up reply actions 9 recs
This
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 14, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
larry, the only way you'd be able to satisfy her would be to put your head
in between her legs. And then if you hit joy, she’d squish your head like a grape with those thighs.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 12:41 AM CST up reply actions
Don't get me wrong, CH is quite attractive
I wish they would stop squishing her boobs into all sorts of wierd shapes.
That, and her Mad Men character is more sad than sexy.
Probably the case for most characters on that show.
What?! I ain't no Professor Pickles!
My second Firefly reference today!
She was awesome in the 2 episodes she guest starred. I’ll be in my bunk.
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
So I think I'm done with vet school.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I've been wrestling with it for a while and I just don't think my heart's in it.
I’m legitimately unhappy. And I know about hard work being required to get where you’re going and all that, but fuck, I’ve always at least enjoyed the hard work. I don’t anymore. I’m not sure if it’s just because I don’t give a fuck about the classes when they become heavily centered on the large animal aspects and parts of vet med I know I have no desire to be a part of, but I’m just not happy and haven’t been for a while.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
What do you think you'd want to go for instead?
Will that pursuit allow you to pay off loans for the schooling you’ve already taken in a decent manner?
by South Side Expat on Dec 13, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
And that's the rub.
I’m going to figure this all out over break. Or at least attempt to.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Dec 13, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly what is needed is a holiday methup
for you to seek career advice.
(Joking aside, Rhubarb most likely would be good for that)
by South Side Expat on Dec 13, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
It's JJ's birthday 1/6.
I could used to making mini-methups out of birthdays.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
personally, I'll be outa town on the 6th.
However- Lets go with a fanpost about a completely secular yet for easy labeling purposes “Holiday” methup?
Let me down one more drink, and I’ll put one up. Then I’ll try to sleep so I can get up at 6am and babysit a 2 year old all day long.
by South Side Expat on Dec 13, 2011 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
2 yr old who they don't let watch TV yet.
This is the one whose mom is a Twins fan and Dad is a Cubs fan. His Xmas gift from me? Better believe its a Sox hat.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
fuck that noise.
i’ll put my tv watching 2 year old up against any in a developmental show down.
her vocab and imagination is massive, and I attribute some of that to gabba, sesame street, etc.
tv is just fine in small doses.
Kids today are missing out. Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross, Julia Child.
How do you get them to bed after that crazy Yo Gabba Gabba shit?
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2011 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
Hey killer, don't matter fuck all all to me.
As I posted earlier, I just want this little turd burgler to produce some DUPLO shit that will stand up. They don’t want their kid watching shit, well, fine, I won’t subject him to that.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
the people that subscribe to these philosophies get on my nerves
no tv isnt as bad, but the wackos who patronize you for using a stroller, a binky, or other ‘mother substitutes’ like a crib can kiss my ass.
This!
1000x this. What you do in your family to make it work is 100% the right call no matter what.
Don’t ever get into an arguement with vaccinations or circumcisions. Holy crap that can/does cause darn near fisticuffs. Live and let live
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
and then there is the pissing contest
go to a play group or something and all these moms see something from the developmental checklist and immediately ask your how old your kid is so they can determine whose prodigy hit the mark first.
my wife is guilty of that one as well. ’she’s x months old and isnt doing y yet!’ then usually a day later the kid does whatever it is she was stressing out about. i try to tell her every kid is different, just because our 2 year old was holding a crayon like a 4 year old doesnt necessarily mean she is going to be the next Madam Curie.
Amen brother!
It’s all a moot point until about 3rd grade anyways. Boys develop at a different rate and a different ways from girls. Neither is right or wrong and each child is their own unique person. People should be satisfied with that miracle alone. Granted of course when things are way out of whack you have to pay attention to benchmarks (i.e. not walking by 2, not making/keeping eye contact, etc.)
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
Oh, this kid is gonna have an imagination, I mean, check this shit out-


by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Ha!
At least my kids’ White Sox one has the actual 2005 trophy in it.
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
I'd be in, WMAQ lives in our area now too
We had a run in at the Jewel recently and were talking about how we should do one of these soon.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 13, 2011 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
Of course your ginger ass is invited.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
"We all know each other meth-ups" aren't posted on-site.
Anyone and everyone is invited to the ones that are talked about here.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
Look, if we told you exactly what to do it would diminish our own accomplishments.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
Your first methup is to show you what an
amazing opportunity there is to make money selling SSS products.
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2011 2:26 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The fuck are you talking about?
Man the fuck up. You sound like Mickey Mantle when he was sucking when he first got up to the bigs. And his Dad kicked his ass, as he should’ve.
Power through, get the degree, and then shitcan it if you don’t want to practice. But do NOT give the fuck up.
Tim Tebow doesn't fight the law, but if he did, the law would surely win. Okay, maybe not.
by winningugly on Dec 14, 2011 8:17 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I practice what I preach, brother.
Tim Tebow doesn't fight the law, but if he did, the law would surely win. Okay, maybe not.
so be miserable
and get crazy in debt and THEN quit? because that’s what a man would do?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
by colintj on Dec 14, 2011 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Following the 'ol GiT plan.
Except when you get to this point, there’s no quitting. You’re working purely to pay off that miserable debt.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 15, 2011 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
You have one life.
If you’re not enjoying the work in it, and you can walk away, you should. What you spend your time is who you are. And its the scars you get during that work that will give you pride, if you believe in that work.
I became dangerously underweight during school because of the work (grandma thought I was doing heroin), took me months to get back to skinny. Loved every grueling second of it and wouldn’t trade it for the world. If you don’t love the work, its not worth it.
I disagree with this.
At some point you have to start providing for yourself and others. You shouldn’t ditch a career or career path just because you don’t love it 100% or else you’ll always be searching and never be content. Some people would never find work. One of my professors told me to find a job that I liked 75% of the time and could tolerate the remaining 25%. That’s good advice, I think.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
i disagree with this.
do what you want. screw ‘responsibility’!
you are only ultimately responsible to yourself. happy first. job after.
of course it depends on where you are in your life. #1 is my son
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
out of curiosity, what career has brought you self-actualization?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i went to what was, at the time, the worst grammar (high) school in scotland.
seriously, the day i finished, the biggest tabloid in the country ran the front-page headline ‘worst school in scotland’.
now, that wasn’t entirely warranted, but the teachers were pretty fucking awful. so i didn’t go to uni or college straight out of school. i was so sickened by education, that i decided going straight into the job market was the thing to do.
so i did some office jobs for about 5 years. then i became a residential electrician for 3 years. both of those jobs sucked. i mean, the electrician one wasn’t awful (especially compared to office admin, which sucked the very soul from me), but i looked at my coworkers and they were pretty much meatheads to a man. i was really good at both the jobs, but there was zero satisfaction in them for me. i don’t think i’m a genius compared to those guys, but i think i have enough brains to do something other than manual labour.
knowing i was smart didn’t make that much of a difference though, as i had never had much in the way of motivation. i was pretty depressed throughout that period and did a lot of ‘intense’ thinking, real furrowed-brow stuff. i decided to end the long-term relationship i was in because it had broken my heart and i also came to the conclusion that i was an athiest, so doing what made me happy here and now gained precedence. i also decided i wanted to do something that helped other people, as that’s the only human responsibility i believe in. so it came down to; ‘if i’m not content with what i am doing, then i am wasting what time i have.’
anyways, having had some distance from secondary school, i realised i still wanted to learn, but it was the school and the crappy teachers that soured me. not the subjects themselves. so, i went back to uni. which is costing a metric shit-tonne, but i am much happier for it.
in short, to answer your question: get your heart broken over a period of about seven years and decide that god doesn’t exist.
In retrospect, I think it would've been good for myself personally to do it this way.
Re: the working full-time for a few years after high school before getting a college education. Earn some money, do some thinking, find out a bit what you like/dislike in the workforce, grow up a bit. I’m immature enough as it is now, I wasn’t in the best position to plot the start of my career path at age 17. Luckily I did pick something which gave me a solid base, even if it wasn’t a long-term fit.
don't believe in God? That's ok
But your lack of faith in electricians offends me! ;)
Seriously, for me it’s all of the life experiences that lead you to where you are today & more future experiences as to who you’ll become (assuming you continue to live). There is much in my life that has profoundly changed me from who I was 20 years ago. None of this means I’m right, but what’s right for me.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
i can understand you feeling the need to build something, make something of yourself,
but if you’re not doing it from a solid base, then what is the point?
You presume that everyone is going to pair off and form a family
That is not true. Some people are better off alone and know it. They will not enjoy supporting others through ups and downs. They will not enjoy raising a family.
If that is who you are, forcing yourself into it does yourself and your partner a grave disservice. Now you are lying and ruining both your own life and whoever you talked into relying on you. Good job.
And what is wrong with searching forever? What if the journey you want for you life is exploration only?
What's wrong with searching forever?
Plenty. You wind up living off of the goodwill of others and the government because you can’t support yourself. Want to search forever and be supported? Join a monastery. That’s excellent advice to U-God. Hey U-God, can’t decide on your future? Join a monastery! Forgo earthly possessions while you search for your place in life!
and some people are better off alone? I don’t even know how to respond to that.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
Explain this living off the government thing?
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Other people's tax dollars pay you while you sit at home exploring your life.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
what is this obsession with your tax dollars?
who exactly is it that you are talking about?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
How ya figure that?
Where can I get some of this exploring your life taxpayer money?
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, that's a pretty weird place to go.
to assume that because somebody hasn’t found their calling in life they are going to glom off of their friends and/or the government.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
would you have rather I said parents?
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
lots of people don't go to college, or drop out,
and just get jobs and live and work support themselves.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Dec 14, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
you're assuming that "exploration" implies not being able to support one's self
which is a false generalization.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
that is what I took from coffeepac's statement
“what is wrong with searching forever? What if the journey you want for you life is exploration only?”
I took that to mean being unemployed. If that’s not what he meant, then sorry to all.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
I did not mean unemployed
or living life as a leech. having wealthy friends who are willing to help is okay but its a terrible life strategy.
get a job teaching english in s. korea, for example. that is not a career but its not a bad way to pass a few years.
I feel like I've heard this same conversation before...
Jules Winfield: You know, like Caine in Kung Fu. Walk from place to place, meet people, get in adventures
Vincent Vega: You’re gonna become a bum! If you don’t have a job, a home, and legal tender, that’s all you’ll be is a bum. Someone who picks in garbage cans and eats the stuff I throw away
Really? You can't conceive that some people prefer to be alone?
Or that it’s not possible to support oneself while still searching for their “true calling”? Isn’t life about the journey? I suppose not, in your view.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
I've never met anyone that told me they'd rather be alone in this world.
Or got the impression that anyone I’ve ever met would be better off alone. I’m a believer that we all want someone to take care of or want someone to take care of us. Part of being a member of society, imo.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
You're lacking imagination in this discussion.
“Exploration” = “Not earning any money and being completely selfish at the expense of others.”
“Alone” = “Lonely and sad.”
by Jim Margalus on Dec 14, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
The first part is true.
I took alone to mean not having a spouse, kids, family, etc. (from the context of the discussion above).
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
I could be happy being single the rest of my life.
This sounds like the conversations I used to have with people when I told them I prefer living alone to having a roommate. “Don’t you get lonely?”. I still have friends.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I too would rather live alone than have a roommate (unless it was my girlfriend)
I don’t think the topic was if you could be happy being single. I think it was if some people are better off alone than with others. I think we’re all better off with someone in our lives. Makes the experience more enjoyable and bit easier to manage.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
no one is suggesting being a hermit when they say alone.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
You're equating single life with loneliness, which is kind of absurd.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
I was implying more then a single life
hermit would be the extreme.
But it seems to me to have a fufilled life without lasting relationships. Does that mean dying alone? Yeah, probably. But, that doesn’t mean loneliness in the “I’m sad” way.
who doesn't die alone?
mansions in Rancho Santa Fe and matching reeboks aren’t promised to most.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
by colintj on Dec 14, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
most people don't die alone
they are either survived by a spouse or children or nieces, nephews, etc. In theory having the other people who still care about you and come say ‘hi’ occasionally is enough to not think to yourself you are dying alone.
Meaning "who shares the experience of death with someone else?"
Not very many people.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
Orson Wells. Wise man.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
by winningugly on Dec 15, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
David's father?
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
by RWShow on Dec 15, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
*welles
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure my mom was there when I was born.
But then again, I don’t really remember the experience.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
i just heard today only 51 percent of adults are married.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
huh. so guessing wu's status being a coin-flip isn't totally hyperbole.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
im not sure if that meant 51 percent are currently married or 51 percent were married at anytime.
id have to guess it is 51 percent are currently married
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Of course you haven't met anyone like that.
They want to be alone.
Also, though I could potentially see having a spouse, I doubt I will ever have a family, which is plenty fine with me.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
I would assume sociopaths are better off alone.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions
so U-God is a sociopath now on top of a child predator?
Maybe he should live alone.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
the fun in being a sociopath is being with other people.
that’s where we ply our craft.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Dec 14, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Tell that to Ted Kaczynski's victims.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
by Uribe Down on Dec 14, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Try this- It's not school that's getting you down,
it’s the Canadian Pussy.
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2011 4:09 AM CST up reply actions
that would be a fantastic song lyric.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I had the same crisis last year, took a leave of absence and came back this fall.
It wasn’t so much that I hated med school as I hated how hard I worked and was barely passing. Also, going from undergrad straight to grad school sucked because I didn’t get out in the world and learn anything new or experience something outside of my niche.
I explored other options: Worked, volunteered, did some research. For me the time off helped bring back some of my passion for learning. Also, owning up to my parents about my fears helped immensely.
Whatever you do, don’t burn the vet school bridge until you’re 100% sure something else is out there. Take a semester off, use your time and figure out where else your skills can apply, or if you just want to start all over again. I don’t know about you but it took me a while to really be honest about what I want from the future.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 13, 2011 10:25 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
You are probably the main person I wanted to hear from.
Thank you.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
You probably don't want to hear my advice but here it is
At this fork in the road you have to choose the path of least future regrets. Take the eastern path and possibly regret never finishing vet school, not only because it is a career alot of people would kill for the chance to get involved in and you make good money but you are also ‘pot committed’ on loans and it may be a strain on your ‘new’ not having an immediate way to start diminishing what you owe. You won’t be happy struggling to pay off debt and you won’t be happy with yourself in the future for giving up or more appropropriately, never going back. Ozzie Montana is rare in that he actually went back after a hiatus.
The western path has you being unhappy and working your ass off for thr next two or three years, doing whatever you can as quickly as you can to graduate. I know it seems that your present situation will last forever and that there is no hope but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Your only future regret will be having lived in Kansas in your early 20’s, which I am sure is not that awful i.e. canadian chicks. Don’t selfdestruct, just persevere. I don’t envy your current mindset or situation by any means.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
I wasn't kidding when I said you'd be someone who'd be great to talk to at a methup.
Just gotta catch you in the early hours.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
After beer six, ribbie akes over, yes
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
It's rough but as long as you have a decent support system around you it'll be fine.
You were smart enough to get into vet school, you’re smart enough to figure shit out. Plus, once you spend more than a month at home you’ll want to claw your eyeballs out with a rake
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2011 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
The most sad thing in this country these days.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 12:34 AM CST up reply actions
which part? that he was smart enough for all that
but still couldn’t tell she was 13, asshole?
by Trooper on Dec 14, 2011 1:34 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
just curious u-god, are you interested in vet-med or public population-based research??
b/c there are many physicians who ditch the practice route and go into research. depending on the field, it doesn’t necessarily require another PhD. in basic science, yes, but not in public health.
largely agree with OM too. hang in there and good luck.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 14, 2011 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
Good advice.
I ended up taking a break from my program for a year and a half. I worked FT then when that job fell thru I went to a Tech school and looked at some other careers in the medical field. All the ones tech positions requiring 2 year associate degrees and such. I realized that I didn’t have any passion for any of those “_ Tech” careers and I was only looking at them because it was a cheaper, easier route to the finish line.
I re-considered my old program. I didn’t want all that time and effort I spent to be a waste, and realized more importantly that I did have still some passion for it. So I decided it was really for the best to rejoin the program. I came back infinitely more focused and ready to be done. Being in a serious relationship also sort of gave me a swift kick in the ass to be done with something. Now I’m graduating tomorrow and I’m pleased that I came back and finished what I started.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 7:31 AM CST up reply actions
congrats dude!
My daughter is taking the easier way out mostly due to her grades. She wants to be a RN but effed that up. To her credit, she changed to smaller community college & just got her ASAS. She just started classes for medical assistant & will have that degree in 6 months. She hopes to get back into nursing, but has to take the long route. I’m proud of her for not giving up inspite of difficulties.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Yeah, what Ozzie said about not burning any bridges.
I hate my job too, and it’s certainly not what I want to do. Use the break, take a breath and just make sure you ask yourself the tough questions. And besides, you’ll always have all of us.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 14, 2011 7:41 AM CST up reply actions
totally agree w/WU
Man up brother, don’t let today’s frustrations be tomorrow’s regrets. We OPOS have the benefit of hindsight and I’m here to tell you if you love it enough, all of your efforts will pay off. Take some time to think it out…
i have kids your age & I’m rooting for you!!!
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
I kind of agree with the old boys
It sounds like you rather work with people’s pets than horses and cows and shit like that, but you had to know that was part of the deal. Tough it out, get yourself a little office in the burbs, work about 30 hours a week and drive a sweet audi like my vet does.
I don't think I'll tell you to man up
but I do hope you think things through very carefully. I get the impression you choose vet school for a reason (haven’t seen any indication it was somebody pushing you that way) so relax and try and remember those reasons. We all at some point feel like we didn’t make the right or best decision and that’s where real friends and family can sometimes help. Maybe there are other things going on affecting you? Don’t do anything rash. But also don’t be afraid to do what you think is best for you. That’s all I got. Now get the fuck off my couch.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
by Tdogg on Dec 14, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
big animals - ha!
all the Vets in Yorkshire who stick their arms up cows fannies drive Mercedes estates and have a quality of life most people on this planet could only dream of.
When I did my engineering degree – I used to get pissed off with the work, and how all the arts majors seemed to be having a better time.
Fuck em’ – finish it – it can’t be that hard, I did a mech eng and was drunk every night.
If you chuck it in you will regret it – if you finish it and then want to chuck it in then fine – but don’t throw all that time on the fire. You will never get it back.
If you know right now you're not going to use the degree
why spend the next three years working on it?
if he knows he's not going to use the degree, then this whole conversation is a waste of time because obviously he should quit.
that’s not the situation.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
it might be.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
it might become that, but as i understand it right now, he is simply unsure what he wants to do.
it wouldn’t be a discussion if he had conviction that he would not use the degree. he would know that he needed to quit.
right?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
It is still a discussion either way
hoodlight seems to be commenting in favor of completing the degree regardless of current conviction.
i took him to mean he was unsure whether the work for school or the work in general
were what he wanted to do.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
if you have the brains and the means to do what only 0.01% of the people on the planet can do, do it!
White Sox 2012: Helplessly rebuilding?
Best of luck in whatever decision you come to, UG. Our age group has a difficult enough decision figuring out if the post-education job will pay for all the debt racked up to gain those credentials
and that’s without even getting into whether or not you (in general, not you personally) actually want to work in that particular field.
Wow that is quite the change
I remember you talking about going into it when you first came to the site in 2008. Do what you gotta do, deep down you should know what you really want to do.
Great pic.
Tim Tebow doesn't fight the law, but if he did, the law would surely win. Okay, maybe not.
I don't know how in the hell alcoholic dads do it.
Changing one pooped up diaper with even just this slight hangover and I almost lost it.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 9:03 AM CST reply actions
When it is your kid's shit it is a different story
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
not really, nasty feces is nasty feces
personally, when I can time a babysitter correctly to where they have to change a shit diaper, I feel like I won the lottery.
Changing a dirty diaper is way grosser if it is not your kids shit
I’m not saying it is a trip to the amusement park but it is a fact that parents can tolerate their own kids shit way more than even a nephew or niece. http://www.livescience.com/4141-moms-prefer-smell-baby-poop.html
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
better yet, the actual study
ftp://psychology.sju.edu/PsyNet.Stu/STUDENTS/Jason%20T/disgust/Case06-MyBabyDoesntSmellAsBadasYours.pdf
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
shit diaper is a cakewalk compared to getting puked on
I don’t mean a little “spit-up.” Getting hit with a vom bomb is way worse, and then you’re doing laundry and cleaning carpet for an hour.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
This is making me rethink the whole 'having kids' thing. I appreciate it.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 14, 2011 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
Yours aren't child-bearing hips anyway.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
Kids >>>>> Dog
A dog is like having an 18 month old for 13+ years. Poop and pee alot, very self-centered and can’t verbally communicate…The best part about kids is they grow up. Every time I get to the point that I can’t take whatever is annoying me about my kids (like poopy diapers) all of a sudden they grow up a bit and are potty trained and I don’t have to deal with it anymore.
My dogs are loyal and fun and I love and spoil them, but it ain’t the same. Just not even the same ballpark.
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
So true... I haven't mopped the kitchen floor in 10 years
It’s probalbly why my dog’s diabetic now.
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
by zevsenesca on Dec 14, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Agreed on the vomit
You know you are a parent though when your kid starts puking and instead of diving for cover you are diving in trying to catch it before it hits, the sofa, carpet, the dog, etc…. Lesson learned by me, do not give a child with the stomach flu chocolate pudding no matter how much he or she begs. This is double if you have white carpeting….
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
I am always amused at people who get White carpeting in the first place.
What is the thought process that makes that seem like a good idea?
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
In my defense
it’s what was already installed when we moved in and we were to broke to change it (see: Baby, having)
It was a very merry Christmas when we got that stuff installed that looks like the stuff in an office building. That speckle pattern isn’t on accident.
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
you should see how nasty my carpet is
we were going to replace it so the newborn would have a clean surface to crawl around on and play. My friends who were already parent told me we were nuts and that it would just get trashed.
we kept the old stuff and obviously they were right. there is juice stains and stuff like that all over the place. the kid is getting better now(marginally) so we can replace it soon with less risk, and right now its nice to know the stuff on teh ground is temporary so the occasional spill isnt as stressful.
i'm getting the hardwood under the carpet refinished eventually
so I have had the carpet ripped up and cut into ghetto area rugs for months. every time he spills something or busts out the markers I’m glad I’m lazy.
once a child starts being able to predict the puke is coming, things get better
There was a time, when my daughter was a toddler, when she said she thought she was going to throw up. Five minutes before, she seemed 100% normal. So I started asking her, “really, are you sure? Where exactly does it hurt?” and then BLAAAAAAH all over me.
After that, if she said she didn’t feel good, I rush her to the bathroom, like MOVE! MOVE! I didnt stop to investigate and waste those precious 5 seconds.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
Exactly
That’s why kids rule, they eventually figure stuff out and can tell you when things aren’t normal. And we all then adapt accordingly…
My dog, sadly, has started peeing everywhere in the house. I couldn’t figure out why, and he’ll never be able to tell me soemethings wrong nor be able to improve the situation (i.e. beg to go out when the emergency pee happens) Long story short, he has diabetes. Just waiting on the vet to get his insulin started.
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
Hope the vet solves it.
As an aside, imagine a parallel dimension. Years ago your vet, after consulting both friends and random strangers, decided he made the wrong choice and drops out of vet school. Because of this, your dog does not get the proper diagnosis and dies young of a treatable disease.
Now get your dog and your vet, and go make a Tebow-style TV commercial. Have the vet go on about being thankful he didnt drop out. Have the dog proselytize for veterinary medicine.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
by Nordhagen on Dec 14, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Thanks
Just got back from the vet with the insulin tonight. It’s going to be kind of a pain getting the dosage right (i.e. I gotta stick some sort of glucose measuring stick in his stream of urine to test… I’m for sure getting peed on several times. Just mentally bracing myself now) But once we’re good, I’ll be able to sleep uniterupted. Which would be nice. Thanks
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
What's the name of the insulin they sent you home with?
I actually did really well in that part of pharmacology.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Get your degree first.
Then diagnose. Practice with a license. ;)
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
took me about a month to dial in the cat as far as units per
im at 7 each shot and dont get the heebie jeebies anymore sticking him with the needle, and he dont care at all anymore. he associates it with eating now.
its probably not perfect, my a-hole vet must have been plowing 13 year old canadians in college because he didn’t give me anything to test glucose levels.
by e-gus on Dec 20, 2011 11:49 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
They don't.
They leave it for the enabling Moms.
Tim Tebow doesn't fight the law, but if he did, the law would surely win. Okay, maybe not.
i have no problems with poop diapers.
or puke. jesus christ. man up wussies. haha
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
While I don't like them for sure
I have discovered I have a much stronger stomach than I thought. I guess it’s the “Well someone’s gotta be the grown up around here and get this shit taken care of and my mommy and daddy live 4 hours away” part of being an adult.
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
I am playing Football manager 2012 on the iPhone
does anyone else play this. I am still trying to figure out what the hell is going on. I am managing Plymouth.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
sounds interesting
cliff notes/
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
Its for European Soccer and it is fun/addicting but I am not sure why
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
ive been meaning to get it for awhile
is it free for the iphone?
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
First round of League Cup
Warren Feeney scored a hatrick in the first halfagainst Crawley Town.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
Unfortunately I know nothing of tactics or who to get through transfer and Plymouth has a horrible finanical situation
I should probably just pick a team in the premier league who is good to get the hang of it?
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
Just took Hoodie's club, starting over, probably run em' into the ground
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
it's very addictive
used to play the pc version years ago, until I realised I’d stopped going out for 4 months. wiped it, the news that there is a mobile app is very tempting given the endless public transport delays i put up with
by hoodlight on Dec 14, 2011 3:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
hire some good scouts and coaches and you'll be fine from there.
you want some scouts that have no reputation but rate high on the ‘judging ability’ and ‘judging potential’ front. from there, you assign them to scout different leagues and countries.
then the players they report back on will be ranked out of 5 for both ability and potential. go from there.
The mobile version may be dumbed down, I don't see anywhere to hire scouts
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
review here, worth 10 bucks in my opinion though
http://www.videogamer.com/iphone/fm_handheld_2012/review.html
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
I may have to invest in the actual game
looks much cooler
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
OOTP is about the best baseball sim you can find but looks like it would pale in comparison to this
It is a shame no one has made a baseball sim that could hold up to FM. The only thing OOTP is missing is the ‘match engine’ that FM has, it looks pretty nice. Nothing moves on the OOTP page. This would be a million dollar idea though for someone with the resources.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
hmm. looked into the history of it.
they hooked up with the guy that originally made it for a few years, then left him to his own devices.
looks like they saw no potential in your idea.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
was there a moo&oink on kirby west of neil?
If so I think thats the only one I’ve been to. unless I’m confusing it with piggly wiggly.
I don't think so.
Not in my time at least. Moo & Oink had awful commercials that were always on when me and Oz were young.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz8fTbLjo9c
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
and those commercials were on when I was young too, youngster.
must not have ever had a store northy enough that I would have gone.
You were young?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
i remember seeing one about 3 or 4 years ago.
was wondering why they weren’t on anymore.
by obnoxious american on Dec 20, 2011 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
Just bought some more GLD etf as well as Swiss Franc etc (FXF)
Gold has really pulled back recently, but I can’t figure out why. I think the Fed’s decision to lend to the ECB is a bandaid that won’t do anything except weaken the dollar in the near-term and the euro in the long-term. WU, any thoughts?
re: CHF
the SNB is expected to raise the floor againt the EUR; i think it would be a good move to buy CHF if you think otherwise (i.e. floor remains as is)
by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 14, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
even if they do, I'm just not sure they can compete with the ECB and the Fed in terms of printing money
I think of it as a hedge against the $ mostly
Is Bamboo Garden that sad-looking, always-empty Asian deathhouse next door to La Fajita?
Every time I go for tacos, I look at that place and marvel that it’s still in business.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
yah i don't think ive ever heard of bamboo garden. i've done business at dragon palace.
my place is number 1 chop suey here on 159 and central in oak forest
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
I usually go to Chen's at 179th & 80th.
It’s slightly above average, but the delivery speed is on par with Jimmy Johns, which is phenomenal.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
you've done business at dragon palace?
huh. never figured you for the opium trade.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
either that or you are referring to dropping a deuce.
in which case I think it’s great that you have a favorite place.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
thats the one
pretty cheap and seriously good S&S.
lo mein is good too.
try ’em for lunch, its like $5.
I'm a lo mein fan, but my go-to is the chow fun.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
have you had Panang Curry Chicken from a Thai place?
That shit is fucking fantastic. It would be my last meal for sure.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
massaman ftw.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
theres a pretty good, cheap thai place next to bww on 183 and harlem
i get the chili rosted ckicken/shrimp/beef. its awesome and sure to open up the sinuses.
i've gone to the benihana type place there.
i didn’t really care for it.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
so teppanyaki? the shit flipped on the fryer that always makes one feel like a tourist?
thai kicks that’s ass.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
its a hamada
it;s ok, i’ve had better but the portion size justifies the price, and I like a good egg and spatula juggling routine while I wolf down my noodles.
The food is fine and the dudes are skilled,
but I generally find the showmanship element of those places uncomfortable.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
dammit, you douches.
my turkey and cheese sandwich for dinner doesn’t feel nearly as satisfying now.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
I suggest you go on a journey to find a meal which will satisfy you.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
I can't afford to :(
I don’t eat turkey and cheese sammiches because they taste good.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
You can cook plenty of super tasty stuff for the price of ham and cheese.
Just takes a little time and effort.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
I am a decent cook, so some say.
but I’ve yet to figure out how to stir fry properly or make any sort of thai or curry noodle dish.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
thai noodles are dangerous
its been tried in my house a lot and we keep ending up with really salty dishes. the fish oil the recipes we’ve tried called for brutalizes the noodles.
make sure you have a sammich as backup if you do try it.
Add lettuce and bacon and make it a club. You'll feel better.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
club has a swanky sound to it.
much better than turkey and cheese. will try that next time.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 14, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
You could try toasting it.
Or adding hummus and sprouts to class things up, too. The little variations, ya know?
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
I have not, but the next time I find myself at Chi Tung, I will give it a whirl.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
I do too.
Had a food poisoning incident there years ago, couldn’t go back for a long time. Pretty ready to go again now though.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
their curry is kind of sweet.
we go to a place at 127th and harlem. the green and red curry there is pure lunacy. i have to stop myself from drinking the leftover sauce like soup.
by obnoxious american on Dec 20, 2011 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
why stop yourself?
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 20, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
i actually save it and put it on other things.
it’s that great.
by obnoxious american on Dec 22, 2011 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
I got food poisoning from the chicken at la fajita one morning and my stomach wont let me go back
Too bad because the owner is a good guy and a sox fan, too.
Serves you right for ordering chicken.
Man up. Steak or break!
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
he is one classy dude.
"Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball," the friend dished. "This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball," the pal said. "He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!"
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/13/derek-jeter-gives-his-hookups-autographed-baseballs/
embarrassing.
for the human race.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
lol be jealous dude.
there aren’t many peoples life i would rather switch to than Jeter.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
i think at this time i will pause to consider the possibility
that you are totally, utterly and completely insane.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
come on. the guy is a millionaire multiple times over
future hall of famer, world champion shortstop on the worlds most famous baseball team. The rebirth of the franchise came when he arrived. He also happens to be a handsome guy, who gets some of the most choice females in the world.
yah it would really suck to be jeter.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
sorry i can't think of anything more insightful to say as a response to that, but i'm just going to go with
ugh.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I'm with KenWo on this one.
I would love to be Derrick Jeter. It’s not his fault his defense is wildly overrated. So he has a lot of sex with a lot of hot models. He’s not a jerk about it. He’s very discrete and by all accounts a nice guy (his SNL host job from 2001 still makes me laugh). I like Jeter, myself.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 7:28 AM CST up reply actions
You can be Derrick Jeter.
I’ll be Derek Jeter.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Whoops. I was thinking about Derek Rose.
(Cough).
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 7:42 AM CST up reply actions
I like to imagine Derrick Jeter is just some guy working in a cubicle.
Angry all the time.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
And either closeted or with a fat woman.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 8:10 AM CST up reply actions
derrick=drilling
you can fill in the blanks from there
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
"Are you related to that New York ball player guy?"
Why should I change, he’s the one with the over-rated defense!"
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
other than the herpes, of course.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
I'd take the herp to plow Minka Kelly.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Totally worth it.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
dot dot dot
“I would imagine”
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
Or Jessica Biel. Or Jessica Alba. Or Mariah Carey (before she went crazy). Or Scarlett Johansson.
Or any number of Miss USA/Miss America winners.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 7:29 AM CST up reply actions
I do not approve of Mariah Carey being anywhere near this list.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
She had her moments. The problem with Mariah is that she's so crazy now
I think people forget that she was one of the hottest women in the world for a long time.
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C’mon man…that’s some pretty good stuff there.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
Butterface.
But yes, a rockin body.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
Yeah, this is probably more correct.
I’ve never been a fan.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
srsly.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah she was.
I’m sure I cranked a few out thinking of her back in the day.
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I like how we're deferring to you to set the acceptable plowing to herpes ratio.
Also, would you get the herp to be an MVP?
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
I am able to plow without getting the herp.
At least I like to think so. Of course, I am unable to provide limo transportation the next morning, but c’est la vie.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 20, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
amazing.
people are the best.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
shit id be thrilled if some broad i banged in the past gave me a jeter autograph and a ride home
lol
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
so every year i take the wife downtown for her christmas present...
we’ve got a hotel down there… do some shopping… go to eat… i got a sweet deal at the hyatt for 60 bucks a night. anyway, its unfortunately on a monday. as people were describing earlier mondays aren’t the best days for restaurants. we usually go to mortons, gibsons or signature room. not sure what she wants to do but does anyone have an idea for a nice meal in the mag mile area?
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
gee thanks for the help guys.
maybe instead of asking for a nice restaurant in the Mag mile… i should ask where the nearest 5 guys is. you assholes.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 14, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Well, if we don't know about restaurants that are open on Monday,
what the fuck do you want us to do?!?
Try this.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
well maybe one of you went to a lovely restaurant in the area and think highly of it.
i’ll do the leg work to see if its open on the monday.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Well, okay then.
Steak places- Kinzie Chop house is also good.
If you wanna just be totally gluttonous, Fogo De Chao is always fun.
For Italian- Spiaggia.
Seafood- Fultons, Catch35
For something a little different, go for Cajun at Heaven on Seven.
by South Side Expat on Dec 14, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
thanks. we were looking into catch 35.
nice to hear you like it. usually we go to hugo’s for seafood.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
i think there's plenty of white hen pantrys around there. just grab some big hurt beer and some pepperoni combos or something.
that part shouldn’t matter as long as afterwards you give her a gift basket with a signed baseball.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Dec 14, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 9 recs
lol. nice.
this is the kind of stuff i was looking for.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Sorry, I thought you said something that rhymed with "Mag Mile".
And since I eat Chik-Fil-A, I can’t support that. And if it WAS Mag Mile I think it has something to do with Magglio Ordonez, and since you still have not ponied up for losing the bet on him I can’t support that, either.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
just heard from a friend tonight that david burke's on rush has the best steak he's ever had.
i’ll be testing that out in the next few days for sure. i ate there a few years ago, but was drunk and don’t remember much.
but 75 day dry aged ribeye sounds like something i could really endorse.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Dec 14, 2011 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
best steak I ever had was in the south loop, italian place on 1300something s wabash
maybe 5 years ago. a tad bit embarrassing since it was a ‘steak for two’ and I shared it with an englishman. but jesus was that shit good. I wish I was drunk so I wouldn’t have thought better about gnawing on the t-bone when it was done.
Best fucking steakon the South Side? Krapil's.
down on 111th in Worth. Seriously. Such an awesome place.
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2011 2:31 AM CST up reply actions
Now this is a useful suggestion.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
Aaaaaaaand upon further review, I've been there, but had forgotten the name. Quality.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
my buddy's grandparents own it.
crazy. i used to hang out with this dude all the time and never went to the restaurant. always heard good things though
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Shaw's is down there
I forgot about it, its on the river under the wgn building. Great seafood. And there’s a Jazz club next door if you’re into things which are good.
'play some motley crüe, you stuck-up jabronies!'
by craigws on Dec 15, 2011 12:56 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I would pay to hear jazz covers of metal songs
Thinking about a dude playing upright bass and thrashing out? that is some epic shit.
it's not upright bass, but these guys started as a metallica cover cello quartet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalyptica
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
holy hell. they're pretty damn good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JjQGt7WjK0
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
there is no fucking way kenwo is into jazz
none
by e-gus on Dec 15, 2011 12:56 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
it's not really Mag Mile, but I'm a big fan of the Paris Club.
Favorite of mine and the Mr.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 7:30 AM CST up reply actions
i haven't eaten there, but went to the club for some chick's b-day a few weeks ago.
90% of the people in there desperately needed a punch in the face. pretentious goon squad.
music was good though.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
lol well, the club, yeah. Most people in da club need a punch.
Liked the food though.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 16, 2011 8:05 AM CST up reply actions
mercy.
turned off versus after OT muttering “shootout coinflip, meh”. boy was that stupid.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2011 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
I hate shootouts, but that was so damn impressive.
Not like Backstrom is some schlub off the street.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
just put down a new york strip at the chicago firehouse. couple of glasses of pinot noir to wash it down.
fantastic. i feel like a million bucks. now for a nightcap.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i'm cornering the market on grass-fed flank steak over at whole foods. delicious and reasonably priced.
and i subscribe to the theory that it’s really not bad for you.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
oh damn that was so good. Walt's has a damn fine meat dept. in the south burbs, best around.
are you referring to the ‘if it runs away dont eat it’ theory? and then saying cows are ok because they are too stupid to skedaddle?
I've heard that grass fed beef is tougher?
because it takes longer for cows to get fat on grass, and the older the cow is the tougher the meat. In theory it’s correct, but I dunno if it takes so much longer that the meat becomes tough. Thoughts?
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 15, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Always wanted to try that place.
So it gets the MM seal of approval?
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2011 2:33 AM CST up reply actions
yep. have at it.
i’m taking the month off white carbs (bread, pasta, potatoes, etc), but my buddies all enjoyed the hell out of theirs.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
so it's halftime of the world club cup semi-final between al-sadd and barcelona. barcelona up 2-0.
and i’m asking myself which of these is the most absurd: the fact that in the middle of the season (and just hours after crushing real madrid) barcelona is made to fly to japan to play two matches in the fifa world club cup. the fact that they are playing a team from qatar. the fact that, although i missed the first 20 minutes, i saw al-sadd kick the ball no more than 14 times (though somehow barcelona is listed as having only 70% possession which i’m calling BS on and if i had to guess i would say is close to 95%). the fact that they showed that commercial for bod body spray (fragrance rebel) at least four times during halftime. the fact that i am watching the fifa world club cup at 5 in the morning.
ah well, second half starting. gotta go. ooh, just got a new one to add: the fact that alexis sanchez just took a dive in the box to try to win a penalty kick. that guy is a real piece of work. when he wasn’t being fantastic against madrid on saturday he was diving all over the field. i’m putting him on my list.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
omg!! RIP!!
short term shouldn’t be too big a deal. he hasn’t been in the best form lately and sanchez, aside from the diving, has looked real good. long term it may hurt depth-wise. should be seeing more cuenca. love me some cuenca.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
he's out 6 months
whatever, you have a tendency to under-react to injuries.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
i do? i don't feel like i do.
villa has been playing like doody pretty often lately. barcelona just kicked the living crap out of madrid at the bernabeu and villa played only six minutes of garbage time at the end of the match.
you want to see me not under-react to an injury? wait and see what happens if messi gets an injury like villa’s.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
oh yeah smart guy?
how would you react if someone accused you of under-reacting to injuries?!?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Dec 15, 2011 9:18 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
maybe you don't,
i dunno. your sarcastic subject and brushing off the santos injury / FB situation at AFC made me think otherwise. my bad if wrong!
his absence may very well lead to a Messi or other injuries, due to increased lack of rotation / depth. obviously compounded due to FCB being in multiple competitions.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
how often do people get subbed out in soccer
one or two a team per game? Do the people subbed out usually come back in and usually how long on the bench?
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
each team is allowed three subs. once out, subs cannot come back in.
if a team uses all three subs and then a player breaks his leg the team just has to play with ten men.
teams usually make at least one sustitution and often two or three. subs can be for different reasons: tactical, injury, just to rest a player, or sometimes to try to waste time. (don’t know if the wasting time part works or not. the referee is supposed to add time on to the end of the match if some time has gotten wasted (due to injury, a goal/goals being scored, or substitutions)). if a player being substituted does not get off the field in a timely manner he can be yellow carded.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Once out of the game can they sit in those captain chairs with the rest of the coaching staff and reserve team?
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
i brushed off the santos injury for several reasons.
1) i’m not necessarily an arsenal “fan” so i didn’t care all that much. 2) just the injury to him is not the biggest deal in the world. the big problem is the multitude of injuries to the back line. 3) i was trying to be strong FOR YOU and not let on how screwed your team is.
enjoy your whuppin’ at man city sunday. (although you never know. balotelli and richards got in a fight at training today! dissension!)
also, while i’m here, please admit that arshavin needs to go somewhere else, probably back to russia.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Dec 15, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
gotcha, on the same page now
i’m done defending arshavin, definitely. i’d be ok never seeing him on the pitch again. hopefully they’ll give man shitty a game.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
i have no idea how they're going to pull off the cup (qatar)
but they’ve already plowed some good money into a sports complex / park in doha and held regional or smaller world sport events. kind of weird to see pretty good pitches juxtaposed with high winds kicking sand up on the horizon.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
i don't know either.
i think quite a few people expect them to have the cup in winter. i haven’t looked up any info on it in a while but i seem to remember that qatar insisted they had a way to air condition their (outdoor) stadiums and also that when the world cup was over they were going to dismantle the stadiums and sell (or give) them to other countries.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
platini was talking the other week about how it really had to be in the winter.
it is bullshit that they even have it.
sepp blatter is going (back) to hell.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
in february last year it was in the low 80s
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
one outdoor stadium, partial view of part of a practice pitch
off to the right the pitches extend pretty far out.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
bears wr arrested on federal drug charges.
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2011/12/former-dallas-cowboy-sam-hurd.html
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Holy Christ.
Sean Jensen tweeted Hurd was trying to get 5-10 kilograms of coke and 1,000 lbs of weed to distribute in Chicago. Man, the players really did get screwed in the new NFL cba.
Holy Christ man!!!
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
That is a shit ton of drugs
Per week.. not just total, he wanted that much per week. That’s insane.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 15, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
I stole The Onion's recap of today in Chicago sports on twitter.
Coke. Kane.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
Not getting the NIU thing
Don’t see people holding Blagojevich against Northwestern. Or Bernie Madoff against whatever his alma mater was.
like it or not there is negative association
i’m ashamed of Jereme Richmond and his continuted transgressions, because every time his name is in the news, its “ex-Illini Jereme Richmond”, not just “Jereme Richmond.”
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
i can't even begin to understand how you could feel that that has any reflection on you.
i guess you better not think of the jamar smith accident. you’ll feel even worse then.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
really?
you don’t understand alumni’s feelings of pride and association toward their alma mater? this isn’t new ground.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
i understand having an affection for their sports teams.
attaching part of your self worth to an institution doesn’t seem like a good plan. it’s one thing to playact with the petty tribalism like stuff. it’s another to take it that seriously.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
it dilutes the value of the degrees that past students have received from that same institution
not by much, I’m sure, but the idea being that the institution would be smarter than to bestow degrees on people of low moral fiber.
Ask the current students at Penn State.
They’ll tell you about what a brand is worth.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
I know colin and I would be absolutely furious and horrified if Sandusky
had been a coach under Bo or Carr.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
so you're not furious and horrified because it happened at a university different from the one you attended?
haha penn state, you’re a bunch of child molesters.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Furious and horrified, certainly.
But if it my your own school, there’d also be shame and embarrassment that they didn’t do more to stop it.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 15, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I think my posts here, on FB and Twitter have conveyed my feelings on the matter
but the reaction of the Penn State campus, by and large, has been to rally around the program, not rail against it.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
i'd like to think so anyway
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
i'm with you on this perspective.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
You U of I folk really take that shit seriously
Who cares about Jereme Richmond other than the authorities and you weirdos.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
by Rhubarb on Dec 15, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not NBA scouts!
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Dec 15, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Where are your seats at on Saturday?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Sports are a bit different
You never say Mayor Blagojevich out of NU, you constantly hear a player’s college mentioned.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 15, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Well, Stringer did get taken by the guys in the suits...
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
If that's true, then dope isn't selling like it used to.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Was already buying 1-200K of drugs a week apparently.
Guy had quite a fucking operation. Add to that this 700K he was going to start buying from this supplier? Wasn’t messing around.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 15, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
No, he wasn't messing around. But this is a 3 million person market. I don't think $700K a week cuts it, no pun intended.
This was an operation, but I’d bet that this is actually, at most, only mid-sized.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
May depend on how they're looking at it.
Individual dealers vs. gang operations. Can someone deal this much drugs and not be affiliated with a gang without getting taken out by one? Yes.. I am naive about this subject.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 15, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm no drug expert, but still, only $1 mill a week for Chicago sounds light to me.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Well he's buying at a million a week
What does that sell for? I assume he’s got a signficant markup, no?
by Grinder in Training on Dec 15, 2011 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
I'd guess, but I think Hurd is just a middle man. He does have
a highly-visable day job with no history of being late or sketchy (through reports from teammates).
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
In the offseason he had to explain to authorities why a car he owned had $88K in it
So he has some history
Yeah, I'm not saying he was part of a Mexican cartel or something,
if so they would have supplied him themselves.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think he's independent, I think he was a mid-level guy
for a mid-size operation. Yes, $1million a week for product in Chicago sounds relatively small to me (Titan’s belief that he was one of the top guys in Chicago).
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
It's not titan's belief..
That’s from the news reports. I read the same thing he did.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 15, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Apologies all around.
But I still think that sounds light, lol.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly. MM moves that much product in his sleep.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
through my blood stream.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
It's also possible the operation he was a part of did most of their work in the burbs.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
street value would be the more relative measure.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
he wanted BURNERS!
http://twitter.com/#!/BradBiggs/status/147409513656487936
Per fed complaint, Hurd wanted “Mexican cellular telephones” because he believed law enforcement couldn’t listen in on calls.
Easy chief
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don't they do heroin over there?
by hoodlight on Dec 15, 2011 4:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Since it comes from Asia, not nearly as much an Europe does
Cocaine grows in South and Central America so that is what we do
buy American yo
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Just got the pre-release of the new Star Wars MMO.
Nice knowing ya folks!
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2011 11:38 AM CST reply actions
Darth Vader is Luke's father and dies.
Spoiler!!
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 15, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
It is pretty good. I did a beta test a few weeks ago.
Unlike WoW, this is much more story driven. I mean, it’s still an MMO, but it plays a lot more like Knights of the Old Republic with the quests.
Stupid having to wait for an update to install.
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
what? did Apple develop this game?
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
by Rhubarb on Dec 15, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Hey finance guys, can you answer a question about ETFs and wash sales?
Based on my reading of wash sale rules on Schwab.com, if I sell and ETF and buy the same class of ETF from a different company (let’s say I sell a small cap Schwab ETF and buy a small cap Vanguard ETF) it is NOT a wash.
But if I sell and buy different classes of ETFs from the same company, they are a wash. Is this correct? If so, that is dumb.
my understanding is that the wash sale rules look more at the substance vs. the form
for example, if you sell a stock and simultaneously buy a call option on the same issue, if you sold the stock at a loss, it would be a wash sale. so it really depends on the underlying economics: if you have the same exposure to market price risk, it’s probably going to be a wash sale.
If you sold e.g. a small-cap growth and bought small-cap value, i'd say that's probably different and wouldn't trigger a wash sale
(this is my authoritative opinion)
There is a poll out for the best Premier League goal ever
I’m biased of course but this one takes some beating. Happy memories.
i just went through those. hard to pick the best one.
i tend to lean towards the ones from distance. and the volleys. and the mazy runs. and especially the little flicks of henry against manU and bergkamp against newcastle.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
love the partridge commentary.
“he must have a foot like a traction engine”.
forgot about yeboah, he was some player.
A-HAAAA
i really enjoyed “knowing me, knowing you” and “i’m alan partridge”. i don’t think that stuff gets much play around these parts.
have you (or hoodlight) seen “the trip”? some good bits in that.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
aside to hoodlight. what is the reputation of the show "shameless" over there?
i saw it a few years ago and really liked it. only the first season was available here on netflix so i bought a box set of the first six seasons (had to change the region for dvd player on my laptop to watch them.) been real lazy about watching it though. haven’t in a long time. probably still in the third season somewhere. i just noticed it still seems to be going over there, which surprised me. i imagine it may have been running too long and is well past it’s prime by now, but i’m not sure so that’s why i’m asking. (it’s my perception that you brits generally seem to have a better idea of when to stop things like this before they become a complete shambles)
they attempted to adapt it to the U.S. and set it in chicago. i watched a trailer of it and was mortified. i watched the first episode and that was all i could take. they should have called it “shameful” because it was brutal. they did a poor job of trying to adapt it, i thought. the closest equivalent here would be a trailer park but that’s not where they set it and it just didn’t work. (apparently it has had two seasons here (it’s on cable tv). don’t know if it’s set to continue.)
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
What I've heard is that people who've seen it on BBC didn't like the American version
as it was just was too much of a remake.
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
i obviously didn't make it far enough into the american version to say for sure
but i guess i would say from what i saw that’s about right. there are cultural differences and they just did a terrible job of translating those while trying to stay to the storyline.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
so, pool league tonight,
my team is up 3-1 in matches won, i’m playing this guy in a 4-4 race. even match, trading games, its 2-2, and i’m shooting. i’m taking my time lining up a pretty critical shot: if i make it and get shape, i can probably run out. he gets a beer whatever and comes back and start barking about time limits. i ignore him and continue to line up the shot. as i’m getting down to shoot, he stands up, gets in my face, and points to his watch. i reset, shoot, make it, then end up losing the game. whatever, games are won and lost.
as i’m racking, i say some shit to him, and shit gets heated. he gets in my face, i get in his face, almost came to blows. its like, i understand i might’ve taken too long, but i’m not being a dick here, fucking SAY IT TO ME POLITELY. respect me as a peer, you know? i’m not stalling, i’m not dilly dallying, i’m not checking my phone. i’m lining up a very important shot. Hey Jack M, you’re taking a little long lining that shot up don’t you think? You’re right Dick Opponent, I’ll play faster from now on. Sorry about that. Instead of, HEY BUDDY SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL. FUCK.
I get sharking when you’re hustling, hell i’ve done it myself, but wtf is the point of it in an evenly matched, neck and neck race? Inadequacy? I ended up beating his ass on the hill, 4-3. fuck right off.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
by Jack M on Dec 16, 2011 1:39 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Calm down.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
by Uribe Down on Dec 16, 2011 4:04 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
champions league draw on.
exciting.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
oh man.
chelsea drew napoli. yamma hamma.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
OH MAN
ARSENAL DRAWS AC MILAN.
mercy.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
can i see an outline of your daily schedule?
i find your apparent day-to-day activities fascinating.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Dec 16, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
bear in mind each day is subject to slight variations, but here's a general idea*:
mon-fri:
sleeping 12am-4am. 4am get woken up by cat.
4am-7am- nothing
7am- log on to SSS
7am-1pm- random nonsense
1pm-4pm- make tea. drink tea. watch soccer. if no soccer, watch spongebob squarepants if episode on is from the first three seasons. if not- nothing.
4pm-11pm or 12am- alcohol, shenanigans. log off SSS. pass out.
saturday and sunday
4am- woken by cat
4am-6:30am- nothing
6:30 am-log on to SSS
6:30am-4pm make tea, drink tea, watch soccer
4pm- switch from tea to alcohol
4pm-11pm or 12am- goof off, drink, log off SSS, pass out
*during baseball season add “watch white sox” where applicable.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Dec 16, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions 8 recs
"Nothing" - can you be more specific?
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
"play with self"
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 16, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
i can't believe how close it is to what i thought.
well done. carry on.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Dec 16, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
damn you don't even have to change diapers.
slacker.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
You log off?
Pansy.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
by winningugly on Dec 16, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
this is really close to my own day.
except for the soccer. cheers to you, sir.
by obnoxious american on Dec 20, 2011 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
not quite sure how you could do without the soccer part.
that’s kinda crazy.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Dec 20, 2011 10:25 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
also, jack, your boy nicky B
has just been arrested for damaging cars.
and this is just on the heels of him getting his credit card declined.
what a fucking idiot.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
character, fucking idiot.
same difference.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
no comment on drawing ac milan?
i guess not much to say. obviously one of the toughest draws. i’ll be rooting for arsenal in that match up.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
yeah not much to say i guess
work to be done! glad we avoided napoli but yes not an easy draw.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
if ivory coast make it to the final four of the african nations cup
you won’t be getting gervinho back until two days before the CL starts and he’ll be knackered.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
yes him and Chamakh will both be gone for that
glad Song’s country (Cameroon?) didn’t qualify
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
(yeah, i didn't include chamakh
because i didn’t reckon you’d miss him)
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
first leg februaury 15th at 1:45 pm central time
second leg march 6th, same time.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
he's apologized now.
here’s part of it.
After an apparent period of introspection, he has vowed to reform. “I now promise to concentrate fully on football,” he said. "It means that in the upcoming time I won’t be involved in extracurricular activities – like too many parties or interviews about my persona. Trust takes time to build and I now can see how quickly it disappears.
“I admit my sense of judgment has been less than perfect lately. Going forward, I will do all I can do in order to honour the trust that you, my fans, my friends and my lovely family show me every single day. Nothing short of the best is good enough for you and it is something I haven’t produced for you lately. See you – on the pitch. Warm greetings, Nicklas.”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/17/nicklas-bendtner-sunderland-apology
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
now europa league draw. unreal.
first two matchups picked: porto v man city, ajax v man U.
so in both draws the two england teams came out in the first two draws. bizarre.
(yeah, i know stoke is also in the europa league. i’m just not including them)
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
do you think either manc team is going to put any effort into EL?
tottenham just went out and i’m sure they’re happy about it, don’t you think? not having the midweek matches can only help EPL form.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
not positive.
probably won’t often (if ever) field their first eleven. the fact that they drew probably the two toughest teams in the first round is interesting.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
it certainly does
i’d imagine they have some pride about it, and if they just blatantly trot out youngsters and get knocked out i’d think they’d get some grief from fans / press. we shall see!
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
the fuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGQ_97Sa720
I had no idea bale was english.
for some reason this is really mindblowing.
what does it mean?
It's always odd when you discover your favorite actors aren't American.
Gary Oldman, Bale, Cillian Murphy, Liam Neeson.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 16, 2011 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
idris elba probably threw me the most.
i did not see that coming. after that, dominic west was merely surprising.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Really?
Did you see “RocknRolla”? Pretty evident.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
by winningugly on Dec 16, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Their accents slipped a few times during The Wire so it wasn't a huge shock.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 16, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
"you lot are handing in too many 4 degree days!"
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 16, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Andrew Lincoln (redneck southern sheriff Rick Grimes in Walking Dead) surprised me
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
he was in some good stuff in britain before he came over here.
this life and teachers were both solid shows.
he was also in love actually, which is unfortunate.
must easier for English actors to do a convincing US accent
because whenever I see an American actor try to do an English or Irish accent the results are unintentionally hilarious
Cheerio gov'na!
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 16, 2011 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
Kevin Costner was the worst ever.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
by winningugly on Dec 16, 2011 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, Judi Dench's English accent is laughable
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
i'm betting that's a humor joke.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Oh, Judi Dench IS English?
Hence being an official Dame?
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
British accents tend to be unintentionally hilarious no matter who does them.
Not Scottish-level hilarious, but definitely silly and funny.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
Yes, the accent itself is funny.
Of course, most accents are fairly funny.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
anybody here familiar with spectracell testing? or have it done?
i’ve read some interesting stuff on it and i’m about to price it out.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I got the DJ at a bar last night to play "Body of an American".
He laughed very hard when I requested it.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
the only time i ever had a dj play a request of mine
was the night jam master j died i had him play walk this way. i rarely ever request stuff… and if i do they usually don’t play it. whats so bad about playing dr feelgood for christ sakes.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
several years ago i lived near alive one, a bar on halsted and schubert.
they have 2 rooms. the front plays jam bands and classic rock, mostly live recordings. pretty laid back. lot of potheads.
the back room had a great DJ that played ’90s hip hop. it was awesome. and he was great with requests. good times.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
wait, "lot of potheads" doesn't apply to the back room too?
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 16, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
i'd say the back room crowd was more of a sativa to the front room's indica.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
They played "Reutrn of the Mack" as well.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
great DJs play what people want to hear and dance to.
Usually that also means recognizable (“popular”) stuff. They know how to massage the intensity of the party.
Bad DJs think they are artists, and want to show off their creations. They want to “introduce” you to the stuff that only they are cool enough to have heard yet.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
Where'd you go?
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 16, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Pat's Blue Ribbon.
It’s in Aggieville, out bar district.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
He has had esophagal cancer since 2010
OT – the second person in the last year that I know from my past, commit suicide yesterday. Fucking awful. That makes three since my best friend did it back in 2003. Fucking awful shit. You guys should all stop being my friend. Had to have been pretty bad for him to do it just before Xmas, his poor sister…
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
Really sorry to hear this, Rhoob.
I worked a suicide hotline a LONG time ago in college, and things have not changed. Holidays are brutal for a lot of folks. Please don’t personalize your friends’ decisions. I know the SSS community is here for you.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
very sorry to hear this Rhub
a co-worker of mine and his friends recently started a suicide-prevention organization, aimed at middle-school and high-school aged kids. if anyone can use it as a resource, mentioning it will have been worthwhile.
I'm alright, it just gets frustrating. When will these people realize? For example both Tim (yesterday) and Fever (earlier this year) were at Wally's memorial (2003), fuckers
I think i should probably work one of these hotlines because suicide has impacted my life in several ways and people need to learn how much it fucks the families and friends up after they are gone. That is reason enough for me to never do it, not that I ever would.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
sorry to hear that boss. tough thing for sure.
i had a distant cousin jump in front of a train 2 years ago or so. we grew up at the family gatherings and whatnot. then i didn’t see him for like 5 years or something and the next thing i heard is that. sad stuff.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
yeah, everyone I am sure is touched by this garbage in one way or another
I guess people don’t like life very much but I think people back themselves into corners and feel like they can’t just drive to the beach or something.
I am not looking for sympathy or anything people but the kind words are appreciated.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
I can't imagine what those train drivers must go through.
That’s so fucking ugh.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
(Which is pretty much all I think about every time I hear about someone stepping in front of a Metra train).
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
"i can't imagine what those gingers must go through"
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
I guess I'll just share, because why the hell not.
I was interested, so I did some quick delving and found this article from 2004. It’s gruesome and wholly depressing, but also pretty interesting if you’re morbidly curious. I mean, there are oh-holy-shit quotes like this:
“I’ve heard other engineers say [people committing suicide] look at you. I don’t know why they do it. I sure wish they wouldn’t, because the picture stays with you. You try to forget about it, but you don’t ever, really. It ain’t easy.”
I expect no one to read it.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
My wife's uncle just retired as a train engineer
He hit people who stepped out or drove out. They get a few days off.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
Yeah.
The examples they give in that link are just awful. One of the engineers killed 7 people (6 suicides) over his career.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
i think there used to be a rule in the london underground
that if you hit so many people they’d retire you on the spot and pay you for the rest of your days.
wow just looked up when that cousin of mine did it. 2007. can't believe it was 4 years ago
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
wow. i'm sorry
at the school i teach, we had a student commit suicide last week. it was awful. worst day of my professional life. then yesterday, i heard about a student who graduated from my old high school this spring who killed himself. i talked to an old teacher and he told me that everyone was just shocked by it. suicide is an awful thing.
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Dec 16, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
i havent had the suicides yet but we've had 4 convicted murderers.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
makes it real tough to teach when half the class is crying
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Dec 16, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
wow. and somehow the RRRR has become more depressing than the front page.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Can I toss one more on?
23yr old daughter of my moms long term guy… essentially my stepsister
Should have been on blood thinners. Lost her insurance, couldn’t afford ’em.
Threw a clot yesterday. Dead.
by South Side Expat on Dec 16, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
jesus. sorry man.
the second-to-last line is very soapbox-segue-worthy, but fuck it, that’s just awful.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 17, 2011 1:03 AM CST up reply actions
Not really a huge impact to me emotionally, as
I didn’t really know her at all, she was living down in Arizona. But for her father, the guy who I can literally say is the nicest guy I know, Jesus. I can’t think of anything worse. Oh wait, yes I can. She had young kids.
by South Side Expat on Dec 17, 2011 4:54 AM CST up reply actions
I'm really behind, but I'm truely sorry to hear this
it might now directly impact you, but keep your head up.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
sorry
might now might not.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Thank You.
Something I’m finding is that being one who isn’t really impacted emotionally, I’m doing a lot of listening to those who are. It’s gonna be a doozy of a holiday season, that’s for sure.
by South Side Expat on Dec 19, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
My condolenses and thoughts for his family.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 16, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
sorry to hear that, rhub.
a friend of mine hung himself a few years back and it was, as you say, fucking awful. i still feel angry at him.
though the worst of it was that his death was played out in the national press because he was a minor celebrity, so most of my shock and mourning was played out with that in the background. he had been a half of one of the first gay celebrity marriages in britain. the tabloid press are fucking scum.
sorry man
it’s hard to count your blessings for some. you’re in my prayers, as well as your friends. I had a cousin step in front of a train a few years ago as well. it really screwed with my uncle’s head. he couldn’t come to grips with why his son couldn’t talk to someone.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Looking forward to seeing this new Mission Impossible in IMAX
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
if you ain't no punk, holla "we want pre-nup!"
why so silent, kobe? hee….
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 17, 2011 10:30 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Daniel Ruettiger, the legendary Notre Dame football underdog who inspired the 1993 movie “Rudy,” couldn’t do an end run around the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.
The SEC on Friday charged Ruettiger and 12 others with running a stock scam associated with Rudy Nutrition — a company Ruettiger founded to try to compete against Gatorade in the sports drink market.
The company sold modest amounts of the sports drink “Rudy” with the tagline “Dream Big! Never Quit!” but the company was primarily a pump-and-dump stock scheme that created more than $11 million in illicit profits, the SEC said.
Wonder if he's taken Dykstra's playbook.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
great minds think alike!
i’m talking dykstra in another thread.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
buehrle jerseys are on sale in the mlb.com shop.
sadly, the black jerseys only come in sizes 40 and 56. wide variety in the white tops. there’s a 20% sale off today too. wish i’d noticed yesterday, as it was a 25% one.
i got a black one for $155 with shipping though, which seems a pretty good deal.
ok everyone, sleep fast.
big day of soccer tomorrow today.
world club cup final at 4:30am. barcelona v santos. not every day you get to see the best player in the world (messi) up against the player many think is soon going to be the best player in the world (neymar) (and who pele thinks is already a better player than messi. (but pele is an idiot)). here’s what neymar can do. look. and then of course there’s messi. LOOK. (if you don’t want to watch all 202 goals you can check out what may be my favorite (goal number 19) from multiple angles and set to wonderfully horrible music and with reactions from teammates and fans here.)
and of course there is the massive man city v arsenal match on at 10:00am.
both games on fox soccer channel.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
alright, let's do this!
who’s with me?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
nobody, ed?
nobody.
what a first half. messi, mercy.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
ARE YOU WATCHING, PELE?
incredible goal. that’s two for messi.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Hollinger's Thumbs up or down FA moves
Richard Hamilton to Bulls, three years, $15 million: Thumbs up
The Bulls need another scorer to take some of the heat (and Heat) off Derrick Rose, but let me throw a twist on this: I’m wondering if Chicago should bring Hamilton off the bench. The Bulls’ second unit last season played suffocating defense but was basically playing for a scoreless tie; put Hamilton with that group in place of Kyle Korver and they can generate a lot more shots with the same defensive effectiveness.
Regardless of how he’s used, this a major upgrade on Keith Bogans. It’s not without risk, however, as Hamilton is 33 and my system’s projection for him this season was nastily pessimistic. I think he’ll prove better than that, as he’s one of the best-conditioned players in the game, but it warrants mentioning.
Still, this was a better option than Jamal Crawford, Chicago’s other realistic midlevel exception pursuit, and since the third year is only partially guaranteed, they’ve limited some of the downside risk.
Finally, this was an especially important signing for Chicago because it is built to win now. Yes, there is a lot of young talent, but other teams are going to start chipping away at it once all these guys become free agents; if the Bulls are a tax team, it’s going to be hard to justify keeping Taj Gibson or Omer Asik in the face of an inflated offer sheet from another team.
Chicago will have four players making over $12 million dollars in 2013-14, the first year the league’s draconian tax penalties kick in, and that’s going to have an effect further down the roster. That’s why the right approach is to try to get all the W’s they can over the next two seasons and deal with the fallout later.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
I'd recently thought about Rip with the second unit
except at the end of games. Interesting. Either way watching them play defense Friday in a pre season game got me pumped!
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
i agree with his assessment
also, a point i’ve seen made is how much Rip’s D frustrates DWade. I remember hearing the stories that the reason Wade started wearing arm sleeves was because during Pistons / Heat playoff rounds, Rip would purposefully leave his fingernails uncut, so he’d scratch up Wade’s arms playing defense on him. how awesome is that?
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
not awesome at all.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Dec 19, 2011 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
yeah, i never liked hamilton.
flops a lot, starts shit and runs away. these things add up. whatever though, if he helps the bulls win.
by obnoxious american on Dec 20, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
The rest of this NFL season
is all about the Packers, Steelers and Patriots – the axis of evil – being eliminated from the playoffs. And, of course, the Shiva. I’m hitching my wagon to the Ravens and Saints.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
how is stringer bell a good guy?
I’ll have to get you my cousins names on vent. they are huge dorks too.
i think they are all ‘bad guys’ though
How the hell can the dumbest character in the series be a Jedi Knight.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 18, 2011 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
i like the guy that did the tuck and roll off it. what the hell is he doing?
what an idiot.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Dec 19, 2011 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
My favorite part is the douche who fell at the 31 yard line.
Turf jump up and take your left knee out, chubby? Thanks for the effort!
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
by RWShow on Dec 19, 2011 12:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Kim Jong II dead
i guess that’s the last we’ll see of ‘Korean’ around here
NAOPOS
by blackoutsox on Dec 18, 2011 9:35 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The new leader of North Korea is a Toni Kukoc fan.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 18, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
everybody loves toni kukoc.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Dec 19, 2011 12:33 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
kim jong-il was obsessed with the Bulls and Jordan
It is rumored that he has a collection of every single Bulls game that Jordan ever played in. He also attempted a few times to get NBA players to go to DPRK to meet him.
I also think that when Albright went there in the 90s for the six-party talk she brought a signed Jordan ball.
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by soxshenanigans on Dec 19, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
He also spent $750,000 a year on Hennessy.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 19, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
also just saw this article
that goes into a little more detail on his obsessions.
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2011/12/19/a_few_of_kims_favorite_things
This is Paradise! by Hyok Kang is also a pretty good and easy read for a look into the life of a North Korean.
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by soxshenanigans on Dec 19, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Photos of North Korea fascinate me
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/08/inside-north-korea/100119/
That’s a really cool/sad collection.
by Jim Margalus on Dec 18, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Fascinating, indeed.
I know I’ve mentioned it before, but Nothing to Envy really is a mind-blowing book.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
impressive, but i was expecting far more depressing pictures.
the nat geo special on north korea was entrancing. it’s amazing what controlling information can do.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Dec 19, 2011 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
This is plenty depressing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw
Western politicians wish they had that kind of mind control.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 19, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
Wow. That is so ... unrelatable.
Midway through, I noticed the watermark on the top left of the screen, and thought, “I can see them, but they can’t see us.”
by Jim Margalus on Dec 19, 2011 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure there's a healthy portion of those citizens crying because they have too.
To not show emotion in a time like this would be unpatriotic and raise suspicions. Got keep up appearances.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
whoa!
I just wrote a country study paper and powerpoint on North Korea a few weeks ago. Will be interesting to see the transition of power to his young son goes.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 19, 2011 8:11 AM CST up reply actions
I think the North Korean ppl will benefit.
How much though remains to be seen. His position was the Chairman of the Defense Committee, a position he also proclaimed was the highest in the government. So, he allocated much of NK’s limited electricity and fuel resources towards boosting its military (at the expense of just about everything else). The whole country experiences nationwide blackouts in a government effort to conserve fuel. Imagine what that’s like for hospitals and homes. Less resources put towards the military would help their people immensely. Whether those in the Korean Worker’s Party approve of that remains to be seen. Plus, his antagonist nature against SK and the US prevented trade and foreign aid in times of crisis (which they experience often with all the flooding). With him out of the picture I’d expect relations between those countries to improve and so will the people.
One thing to keep in mind, however, is that the KWP is still a communist party and they are the sole party in government. Thus, human rights and individual freedoms are going to be limited unless they either move towards more democratic principles or the North Korean people overthrow the government. With the head position in the government controlling the armed forces, (and one of the largest armies in the world) you’d see how that’d be difficult to accomplish. Whomever controls that immense army is going to control the country. Some are predicting a power struggle but I don’t see it. They have a state religion so the people worship(ped) Kim Jong Il, his father, and I expect them to now worship his son.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 19, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
thanks
i was reading a piece on zerohedge from an analyst (Goohon Kwon) at Goldman Sachs on the subject: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/goldmans-take-kim-jonh-ils-demise
We do not see much immediate impact on the economy of South Korea while political uncertainties are rising in the North. First, the poor health of the leader has been well known and both sides of the Korean peninsula have been in preparation for this contingency for several years. The North Korea regime has already selected Kim, Jung-un, the leaders’ third son, as the successor. The South Korean government has a contingency plan, entailing counter measures ranging from intensive monitoring to market interventions and possible support from allies and international financial institutions.
Second, economic linkages between South and North Korea are very limited with little contagion from possible regime change in the North Korea. Bilateral trade has been relatively stagnant since the sinking of the Chonan naval ship and the shelling of Yeonpyung Island, with total bilateral trade at around US$1 billion (see Rising North Korean risks do not alter our positive KRW view, Korea Views, April 23, 2010). The Kaesung Industrial Complex, the only remaining joint venture between the South and North, is operating normally.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
I would not be as optimistic as you.
He is young and unestablished. I think the first thing he will do is to make some sort of power play to establish himself both internally (to prove to the party that he is strong enough to lead) and internationally (to prove that he isn’t weak). This move probably will some minor firing over a bow or stop a ship – but this is all just speculation.
I think we also need to realize how brainwashed the N. Korean people are. Being so isolated, the group think at play will probably lead to the same old policies continuing – at least in the short term. Hopefully the human rights get better, but I have no reason to be optimistic about this.
I do think that South Korea will probably use this as an opportunity to try to soften up relations.
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by soxshenanigans on Dec 19, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
I would rather remember all of the things that Kim Jong-Il looked at,
rather than all of the things that he did.
kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com
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by soxshenanigans on Dec 19, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
ok i know there aren't many wrestling fans out there...
but daniel bryan is the world champion? come on. I CHALLENGE HIM RIGHT NOW. KenWo4LiFe=championships.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
is that the one scott hall showed up to drunk, strung out and half-dead on the espn documentary?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
good
they needed to get away from the mark henry- big show storyline
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Dec 19, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure it has lots of money spent on it and will look very impressive
but it will be from Hollywood and as such will be a film for adolescents not adults. If there is anything in it that comes as near to be as disturbing as this I will be impressed.
i would argue that
the dark knight was very much an adult film. i see no reason to think this one will not follow the same trend.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
Because it doesn't involve making children eat poop.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Dec 19, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
or maybe it wants to deal in some kind of characterisation
before a great big fucking explosion goes off – and a big car comes on the screen
why?
the things that occur in the odyssey are no less ridiculous than the stuff that happens in those movies and you wouldn’t call that a kids book (or maybe you would). clearly the odyssey covers several themes those movies wouldn’t hope to touch on, but i am bothered by the dismissiveness.
i'm not trying to be dismissive at all
if anything i’m arguing with hoodie’s dismissiveness, if that’s what is. maybe it’s a media diference? the way that those 2 movies mentioned are shot and shown, makes me think “kid’s movie”, or, not overly dark / adult. (our definitions in this discussion seem particularly arbitrary). whereas when you read a book like the odyssey, which you’re right has very similar material and i would not call a kid’s book, its your imagination that creates the scenes in your mind.
back to dark knight: it is to me a much more visceral film, in the way its shoot and alot of the action that takes place. the camera is shaking with intensity during some of the more high-pressure moments.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
There is no way I let a young kid of mine watch Dark Knight.
Violence, Acid washed face, The chick dies, and The creepy ass performance of Heath? Hell no. That movie more certainly is NOT a kids film.
by South Side Expat on Dec 19, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
he did say adolescent
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
right, i took that to mean "kid" was shorthand for "adolescent"
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
I can't wait for my Christmas vacation.
Batman Begins, Prestige, Dark Knight and Inception all in anticipation.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 20, 2011 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
Enjoy Tom Hardy
Really liked him in Warrior.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
Makes up for his shittiness in the 2003
Star Trek movie.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 20, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, yes it was.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 20, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
It is best not spoken of. Data dies, Picard rammed the Enterprise, and the producers fucked over the Romulans.
It was quite icky.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 20, 2011 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
are you talking about nemesis?
cause on imdb it says 2002. i didn’t think it was too bad. i only saw the last hour or so of it. i just like seeing those guys do anything, really.
by obnoxious american on Dec 22, 2011 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
2002 and 2003 run together for me. Oops, yeah, 2002.
The Riker/Troi wedding was rushed, the Guinan’s cameo completely wasted, what the fuck was B4 supposed to be? They’d already gone down the ‘Data has brothers and they don’t work right!’ street. Wesley Crusher is back? wtf? When? How? The director admitted to having never watched a single episode of TNG or Star Trek at all before shooting the movie or during filming, so any real chance at nuance was lost. No, he didn’t have to be a trivia-spouting nerd such as myself, but if you’re going to tackle a huge franchise like Star Trek, you’d at least better know what fucking warp nacelles are.
They should have done a DS9 movie, IMO.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
I was expecting to see lice eggs.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
"$51.7 million just to negotiate" is not a nit away from the reality
and is one of the silliest things i have to read when almost anybody pretends to know what they’re talking about with darvish.
what are we really talking about here?
The Rangers paid (reportedly) $51M for the rights to Yu Darvish. They can now negotiate a contract with him.
Doesn’t that essentially mean that the Rangers paid $51M for the right to exclusively negotiate a contract with him?
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 20, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Walk away. This is gonna be one of those larry is being stubborn things.
by South Side Expat on Dec 20, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
I probably should.
I am just curious to know what sticks in his craw about this. If it’s not correct, then I’d like to know why it isn’t correct.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 20, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
They haven't spent any money yet.
They can win the right to negotiate, but if they negotiate in good faith and can’t come to a deal, it costs nothing.
by Jim Margalus on Dec 20, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
no. because they can negotiate and not buy.
the rangers have put into escrow $51.7 million. if they decide to buy, i.e. they agree to a contract with darvish, nippon gets the money. if they decide not to buy, the rangers get the money back.
Ahhh.
I did know that if they didn’t sign him then the Rangers don’t have to pay. So it’d be incorrect to say they paid. Gotcha.
Instead, replace paid with bid and it’s correct?
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 20, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
Well why you gotta go making me apologize to larry
I thought your initial post was meant to read with a “, sheesh.” At the end of it.
by South Side Expat on Dec 20, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
It's a good thing you did this for me, I would have looked even dumber!
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 20, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
it's all good.
I’m used to making myself look stupid here!
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 20, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
isn't this insane to do?
so if they come up with a 5 year contract at $15m or so a year, they’re essentially paying out $25m?
by obnoxious american on Dec 22, 2011 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
The system exists to protect the NPB.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
sure, but isn't it still insane to commit that much money to a guy who never pitched here?
by obnoxious american on Dec 22, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
It depends on which organization is paying him, IMO.
Texas has the money, clearly. But their front office has decided that he’s at least worth bidding on, and if his price is too high, they can walk away no problem. Given their on-field talent the last few years, I trust Darvish to be at least close to worth it, if he ends up with a deal.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
My father bought me a mystery HOF ball from Jim & Steve's sportscards for my birthday yesterday
and it was Ozzie Smith with HOF 02’ inscription. I was happy with that one. Very cool.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
I'd like to extend a personal apology to anyone I argued with in discussing
Caleb fucking Hanie. I’m truly sorry.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
you're not lying.
oooo boy. he’s frickin’ terrible. killing me in my pro pick’em league the past two weeks.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 20, 2011 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
I forgive you.
And so will the LORD. After you throw say 5 Hail Marys and commence Tebowing after each one of them.
In all seriousness though, I more than wish you’d been right and I’d been wrong. This has been one miserable-ass stretch of games. I’m still – STILL! – furious about that Denver game.
God dammit.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
Your hope was uplifting
I was six rows off the field on Sunday and got a firsthand look at just how awful he is at the quarterback position.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
& you threw nothing at him?
Disheartening. I thought he’d be ok too. The guy sucks & it’s frustrating how Da Bears are poor at evaluating offfensive talent.
Happy belated b-day Rhub!
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
I'm curious...
what made you Bears fans think Caleb Hanie would be ok?
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 20, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
He was decent on a bigger stage last year
He had a good defense and running game. He had a favorable schedule. Plenty of reasons to believe he could lead them to the playoffs.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
I get some of that.
But he had a 60-something passer rating in the NFC championship game last year against the Packers. His only real game time experience last year. He was undrafted out of Colorado St.
I wouldn’t have had any faith in that sort of pedigree/history. Being in a Mike Martz offense doesn’t instill any confidence in him from me either.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 20, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Look beyond passer rating
His championship performance graded out well. Football Outsiders did a good job breaking it down. He’s regressed. As I said he really didn’t have to do much to take them to the playoffs. He failed.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
yep, look at the pases the Bears were asking him to make
Nothing complex, except 7 step drops & progressive reads which he failed miserably at the 1st couple of games. Last game (didn’t see all of Denver) they had him in 3 step drops mostly w/quick hitters & some screens; all makeable throws for a fair to average QB. I don’t think he threw the ball beyond 20yds except INT in end zone; maybe also on Knox’ injury, I don’t know what that yardage was.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
I'd rather have this Haney at QB

"They're a dead team walkin'." - Joe Cowley commentary on the Sox 2012 rebuilding year (WSCR interview, 12/7/11)
He'd been in the system for 4 years and wasn't terrible in the NFC championship game, mostly.
All he had to do was not suck for a few games and the Bears would have been okay. Bears fans, like myself, were prepared for bad. We weren’t prepared for criminally inept.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 20, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
By 'system,' I mean the Bears organization. I know Martz hasn't been the OC for 4 years.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 20, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
one of my co-workers has made the point
that everyone gave Martz so much shit for starting Collins over him in the playoffs, still wanting to get a vet QB, never liking Hanie, etc. it appears he was right all along, and no one has really ran with that angle.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
At this point I give them all shit
for not having a competent backup. No way the Bears should not have made the playoffs this year.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
That's on Angelo. Martz campaigned for one. Angelo liked Hanie, and forced him down Martz's throat.
Not sure what Lovie’s role in this was, but I imagine he’d be inclined to side with his OC.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
right about Hanie & wrong, wrong, wrong about Collins.
turrible
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
I'm just happy Forte and Cutler will be shelved
rather than being pushed into duty for one playoff game and risking re-injury.
Hey…that Christmas game vs. the Packers should be a real treat. Merry Christmas, Packer fans!
"They're a dead team walkin'." - Joe Cowley commentary on the Sox 2012 rebuilding year (WSCR interview, 12/7/11)
yea, probably not going to watch
what i can see is the Bears avoiding the obvious IMHO: Enderle (? sp) & McCown. If they don’t want to go down the same road, they need to get wise & write off this season & see what these 2 can do. After hearing Lovie yesterday, I doubt that’s what will happen.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
you, sir, are a sadist
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
so... can we agree that mcnabb would have been a better option?
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Can we agree the Raiders suck?
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
Highfives to colin, Shoeless and the other Wolverines here.
LOLz
OSU banned from post-2012 postseason.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 20, 2011 1:00 PM CST reply actions
not too shabby
woulda liked a two year ban. and i want to know how the schollie cut works exactly.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Hm.
Not really unexpected. I am glad they didn’t get by with a slap on the wrist…
Although this doesn’t look so good for SC’s future. SC’s self-imposed 3 year probation, repayment of benefits, demotion of the compliance officer, and reduction of scholarships and visits doesn’t sound adequate anymore compared to OSU’s penalties.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 20, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
only missing a bowl ban right?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Yeah.
That’s what worries me (and any fan of any program for that matter)… The scholarships and visits hurt too, but not as much as that bowl ban will.
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 20, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
suarez banned for 8 games
and fined £40,000 for racism.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2076452/Luis-Suarez-given-match-ban-race-row.html
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
good.
i actually didn’t have a problem with the hand ball in the world cup, but after he bit that guy PSV and now that i’ve gotten to see him play a bunch i’ve put him on my list. his diving and whining is out of control.
excellent game on espn3 right now. the two worst teams (blackburn and bolton) in a relegation battle.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
*guy on PSV
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
yeah i'm with you,
if i had a list he would be #1 on it. its the first time they’ve ruled on a racism charge, right? i was expecting like 3 games or something.
also, how did arsenal lose to blackburn earlier? ugh
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
he is a very good player though.
was excellent against villa the other day.
they’ll miss him, carroll is looking like the biggest waste of money since rangers spent 10 million on tore-andre flo.
oh, i know he's good. it isn't worth it to me though.
i wouldn’t want him on a team i root for. for me, as a neutral though, his negative antics outweigh his skill. i root for bad things to happen to him.
as for his suspension, i guess he’s appealing so it won’t take effect right away. i’m not buying what he’s selling though. even if he was using a word that in his culture isn’t offensive he should know better. and if he didn’t know better, well, he does now.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
good article about it from tim vickery on the bbc:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/16262537.stm
eight games is harsh, but there is no set ban for this kind of thing. he will definitely know now, yep.
did you see liverpool now want evra charged with racism?
oy, what a mess. obviously we’re never going to know exactly what was said. i feel pretty certain that suarez was trying to wind up evra and that he said something referencing his skin color (i doubt he was playfully joking around with him). whether or not felt he was saying something racist we don’t know. whether or not he knew what he was saying could be construed as racist, also, don’t know. of course, i could be wrong.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
i saw them complaining about it being evra's word against his, which is a fair point.
but they need to let it drop.
they said evra said something derogatory to him in spanish and possibly called him a "south american".
(of course then that would just be suarez’s word against evra’s) (i don’t know what any of the people they interviewed said. you’ve got to think somebody heard something, but then there’s always the issue of getting people to tell the truth which for some motherfucking reason seems damn near impossible)
and we’re just hours, maybe minutes, away from hearing if terry will be charged. can’t imagine terry doing anything like that. he clearly seems like a great guy.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
and there we are. that was fast.
breaking news. terry to face criminal charges.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
and just thought of this. why is terry being criminally charged but not suarez?
and what will they give terry, an ASBO?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
you pointed out the "he said, he said" aspect of the suarez situation.
they have video with terry. terry, as you also point out, is a huge douche. i recall what he did on 9/12/01. “negro” (in spanish) and “black cunt” also seem like somewhat different levels of racism and, without reading the english law, that may play a role. also, it’s liverpool versus london.
hard to believe they don't have some video of suarez. there's like a bajillion cameras at those games.
clearly terry’s problem is being too dumb to cover his mouth as he racially abuses someone like busquets for barcelona did last year.
it seems very possible suarez is getting hosed. also, i just read that one of his grandfathers is black. hadn’t heard that before.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
nevermind, found an article.
it had this quote in it:
“I’m certain I’ve got the right man in John Terry. I’m convinced he will prove to be one of the best captains England has ever had.” – Steve McClaren, England manager
this has to be a whoosh attempt?
if not, i’m sure larry is using the non european style of writing the date. have you never heard what terry did right after 9-11?
if so, consider me whooshed.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
i was being sarcastic, interpreting the date that way.
i think i knew about what he’d done, but had forgotten. i’ve always disliked him.
i understand.
what really made it confusing for me was that i assumed you actually did look up an article from 2001 and i couldn’t understand how they could be talking about terry being captain when he wasn’t named until 2006. a bit more thinking and i probably could have worked it out.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
career retrospective in the independent at the point when he was named captain.
shoulda provided a link.
it was funny reading them have a go at beckham whilst praising terry and dismissing the shit he’d done as youthful mishaps. japes, even.
hey, look everyone, you can vote for which was worse
the white sox season or penn state for enabling a man to molest children over a protracted period of time!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-111220-worst-poll,0,1602737.poll
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Todd Collins is really putting on a show over there
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
just end this fucking world.
41%?!?! and it’s the first choice. not like some people voted for something else before they got to it.
god, i hate people.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Dec 20, 2011 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently you still respect, or would like to respect, humanity.
You’ve got some work to do.
The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.
Wow. That's absolutely despicable.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 21, 2011 7:31 AM CST up reply actions
I'm appalled
that the departure of Mark Buehrle is not even on this list. Covering up the molestation of dozens of children is one thing. Mark Buehrle leaving the White Sox? Unconscionable!
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
paraprosdokian
Here is the definition:
“Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation.”
“Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,” is a type of paraprosdokian.
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good Evening,’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, ‘In case of emergency, notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR.’
13. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman.. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
18. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
19. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
20. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
21. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
22. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
23. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
24. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
27. A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
28. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.
29. I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
30. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
by lastof12 on Dec 21, 2011 10:22 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
Putting together my deathpool list for 2012, I have 8 but need 11, any ideas?
Manuel Uribe, Harold Camping, Joe Paterno, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Oscar Niemeyer, Etta James (might not make it to 2012), Jake Lamotta…
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
Bob Dole, Kim Jong-un, Bashar al-Assad, Bob Newhart, Betty White, Kim Kardashian
White Sox 2012: Helplessly rebuilding?
BB King, Phyllis Diller, Kirk Douglas
by Shoeless In SC on Dec 21, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
The Republican Party.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
by winningugly on Dec 22, 2011 10:49 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't know if you posted that because you're a frustrated Republican or an angry Democrate (and it's not important, frankly), but I love this.
Rec’d.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
*Democrat. Need more coffee.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
Take a wild guess.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
by winningugly on Dec 22, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
lol
I’m not here for people’s political (or even social) opinions. We’re all White Sox fans – that’s the only thing that matters to me. Regardless of one’s political leanings, I thought that comment was funny as hell.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
But, I'll guess you hold your nose and vote Dem, most of the time.
Of course, I haven’t talked to anyone who hasn’t held their nose when voting for any candidate over the last 10 years.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
guess again.
no, don’t.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I got a big kick out of voting for myself
I’m really the only candidate I’ve ever been anything more than 95% sold on.
Seriously, I held a local office for a while and am 2-0 lifetime.
you made a funny
Cmon man its wu.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
I still say Linsdey Lohan should be there.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 7:47 AM CST up reply actions
I had Amy Winehouse this year
I don’t think I would be lucky enough to get a 20-something two years in a row. The people I had who died this year were: Jack Lalanne, Amy Winehouse, J.D. Salinger and Harry Morgan. The leader has seven and there are five people with six. Thank you for all the suggestions, people.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
well, bulls fans have reason to be happy this christmas:
Rose, the Chicago Bulls’ superstar point guard and the league’s reigning MVP, agreed Wednesday to a five-year contract extension worth more than $94 million that kicks in next season.
We finally made it!
Someone teach me how to do .gif s for realz plz. Thank(z).
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 7:51 AM CST up reply actions
Epic fial.
http://weknowawesome.com/2011/08/19/ron-swanson-dancing-in-a-tiny-hat/
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 7:51 AM CST up reply actions
copy image location
insert into picture command
voila

by obnoxious american on Dec 22, 2011 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
Watching the Clippers is fun....
Mercy.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
it's going to be electric at the staples center on the 30th. for a clippers game! i can't wait.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 23, 2011 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
wish i could be there for that. the clip show might be pretty sick this year.
that and the lakers falling apart would make me very happy.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Liked MI Ghost Protocol
IMAX filming was dope. I think I liked the previous one a little more. Philip S was just a better villain. If you go don’t be late. 6 minute clip of Dark Knight……
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
BF went and saw it the other day. Reported that the Burj Khalifa scene was awesome. True?
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 7:48 AM CST up reply actions
Ridiculous
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
2 weeks off... commence!
after a hellish few months, daddy says, “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
I remember the last time I had two weeks off in a row.
10 years ago.
FT. And F myself for letting this happen.
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
Yeah, I have a grand total of 3 days off of work.
I hate my job.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Dec 22, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
BM, you watching the game?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
yep. this is a biggun.
although arsenal fans wouldn’t agree with me, i’m rooting for spurs. would like to see the top 4 be manU, city, arse, spurs.
(well, i’d really like to see west brom in the top 4 but i’m being realistic)
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I'm personally cheering for a meteor.
Though I can’t hate on that first goal.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
and if not a meteor
we’ll take a draw! and super winner scoring jews! yossi!
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
Beautiful cross.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
which one? there have been two good ones now.
that last one i thought the spurs defender (didn’t see which one) should have been able to cut it out of there but instead hit it right into cole. whoopsie.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
shameful dive by cole.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
now shameful dive by bale.
diving to get an opponent a second yellow card is… shameful.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
now shameful dive by adebayor.
he should have been sent off about 15 minutes ago.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
(just saw it. it was van der vaart)
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
That's the one.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
was it content or size?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
twss?
wu said to make it smaller.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
don't tell me this was your doing.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
they pay you per comment cloaked around here?
pace yourself. maybe use a little discretion with your “power”.
you’ve been very trigger happy lately.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I've cloaked about 2 posts in the last 2 months.
About as often as you sell a winning trade lately or win a bet with me.
"I'm going to die this way ... wanting to play more baseball."
i want a pay pal with that balance. dammit. give me money.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
nine years ago today Joe Strummer died
one year ago today this knucklehead opened a SB Nation account
White Sox 2012: Helplessly rebuilding?
responses:
1. There go the rest of the Bee Gees!
2. How will he direct a Nascar team from his bed?
3. Will he still be able to help Jack Sparrow find the Black Pearl?
4. It would have been a bigger deal if he was still press secretary.
Dave Martinez woulda had that.
by Nordhagen on Dec 23, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions 7 recs
5. I liked the cut of them.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
by colintj on Dec 23, 2011 10:19 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
NGDP targeting ably defended on National Review:
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
I now have Words With Friends, like the rest of you.
mprimia2 for a user name.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
2011 is gonna be your year!
"I considered throwing a volley, but since I'm considerably closer to Ford City than Dodge City, I figure it might have been misinterpreted."
Default user IDs at U of I seemed to start with 2.
Always struck me as weird.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Lots of IDs without numbers have already been used up,
and they don’t recycle for a LONG time.
by South Side Expat on Dec 26, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
I sincerely doubt there was another mprimia.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
In the 20+ years that U of I has
been using unique UIDs going back to the old UX(x) clusters, I’d bet there has been at least one.
by South Side Expat on Dec 26, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Just checked the directory.
There wasn’t.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
"more than 2 weeks ago"
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Dec 27, 2011 7:27 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I am freaking psyched
My mystery ball from my father was Frank Robinson, my brother got me Red Foxx on vinyl from 75’, ma got me a 59’ sox hat and the 2005 playoffs dvds. Good times, hope you all had good ones too.
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
You gotta wash your ass!
Haven’t spun it yet
It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity
going to Raw tonight! should be a fun show.
i have to say… with christmas being over and the fantasy football season basically done (except one of my leagues) i’m kind of bummed out.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
I saw Roddy Piper on Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory. He was funny.
What do you guys think of the ubiquitous Rob Dyrdek? He seems like the kinda guy that gets drunk at parties and puts a lampshade on his head, but I think he’s hilarious. The big black guy is pretty funny too. With three different shows on the air, it’s kinda hard to avoid.
merry xmas
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

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