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KenWo's Corner- One hit wonders

In the last few seasons, the Sox have acquired baseball legends like Ken Griffey Jr. and Manny Ramirez.  Even though things didn't work out as well as we had hoped with either of them, it was still pretty cool to see them play in a White Sox uniform.  This hasn't been a new thing though, as throughout their history the White Sox have brought in guys for one year to see if they could catch lightning in a bottle.  My dad talks about 1967 when Rocky Colavito was acquired and I remember seeing George Foster and Steve Carlton in 1986, Dave Steib in 1993 and John Kruk in 1995.  Every so often though, the Sox do find that diamond in the rough who has a good season and then leaves for whatever reason.  

Jose Canseco- When Frank Thomas went down for the season early in 2001 with a torn triceps, the defending AL Central Champions were left with a hole at DH.  Enter former Bash Brother, Jose Canseco.  Canseco had been cut by the Angels at the end of Spring Training and was playing in the Independent League when Kenny Williams came calling.  Canseco joined the White Sox on June 21st and went on to hit .258/.366/.477 with 16 home runs and 49 RBI's in only 76 games.  Whether you believe him when he says he was blackballed or not, Canseco never returned to the Major Leagues after having a real good half-season with the White Sox. 

Ellis Burks- Burks was a very solid player for the Red Sox, but had issues with his back.  In 1992, he only played in 66 games for Boston and was granted free agency after the season.  The White Sox decided to take a chance on Ellis for 1993 and the risk paid off as Burks stayed healthy and hit .275 with 17 home runs for the eventual Western Division Champion White Sox.  Burks then left the Sox to sign a 3 year deal with the Rockies, in a move that would pay off for him over time.  Without Herm Schneider, Burks would suffer injuries before putting up a monster couple of seasons in Colorado that would earn him two more big contracts.  My favorite memory of Burks will always be catching the fly ball that clinched the division for the Sox.

Star-divide

Julio Franco- Bo Jackson left for Anaheim and George Bell left the Major Leagues after being the DH's for the 1993 White Sox.  With a hole to fill, GM Ron Schueler signed 35 year old Julio Franco to a one year deal.  It was a move that paid big dividends for the Sox as Franco would go on to have his best season with the bat.  Julio batted .319/.406/.510 with 20 homers and 98 RBI's in the strike shortened season.  He was absolutely money batting behind Frank Thomas and was 8th in the MVP voting (that Thomas won).  After the strike, Franco would take his talents to the Pacific Rim for a season in the Japanese League.  Franco then came back to the Majors and ended up playing until 2007, before hanging it up at age 48.   

Danny Tartabull- I enjoyed the 1996 season.  After the way '94 ended and then '95 being a dreadful season, the Sox signed Harold Baines, Tony Phillips and traded for Danny Tartabull which gave me some hope. Tartabull was traded during the '95 season from the Yankees to Oakland, but only played in 83 games due to injury. In January of '96, the Sox took a gamble by trading 2 minor leaguers for the Seinfeld star.  Tartabull responded by hitting .254/.340/.487 with 27 home runs and 101 RBI's.  In 1997, the Sox signed Albert Belle, which left Tartabull without a job.  He signed with the Phillies, but only played in 3 games before fouling a ball off his toe and ending not only his season, but his career.  

Richie Zisk- Bill Veeck couldn't afford to dabble much in free agency, so he decided to trade for guys in the last year of their contracts.  Richie Zisk was one of the "rent-a-players" that helped make the South Side Hitmen of 1977 one of the most popular White Sox teams til this day.  Zisk was traded to the White Sox from the Pirates in exchange for fire balling relievers Goose Gossage and Terry Forster, who were also free agents after the '77 season.  Zisk would hit 30 homers that year and fellow rent-a-player Oscar Gamble would hit 31 as Nancy Faust was playing Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Good Bye all summer long.  Unfortunately, the Sox were unable to keep Zisk and Gamble (who returned briefly in 1985) and the excitement that '77 brought was over after one season.  

Author Notes

*I am traveling up to Rosemont today to meet Jose Canseco and I snagged a Manny Ramirez White Sox card which made me think of this topic.

* When I was looking up the Burks catch I came across Bo Jackson's home run in the '93 clincher.  Comiskey was rockin' that night.  I was sitting in the Upper Deck right above first base.  

* Herm Schneider gets his fair share of props from us, but the guy really is amazing.  In this article alone I referenced Bo Jackson, Ellis Burks and Danny Tartabull.  All three had injuries of varying degrees, but Herm was able to get them healthy and keep them healthy for full seasons.

* Its time for Spring Training to end.  It got on my nerves the past 2 days, first with the unfortunate Dayan Viciedo news and then a loss to the Cubs.  I hate losing to the Cubs even in the preseason.  

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nice article

the 77 sox and season were magic. i lived 80 miles from chicago at the time and probably went to over 20 games that year. the electricity in the park that summer was like no other time in sox history. everyone in that era remembers gamble and zisk but that team also had erik soderholm, chet lemon, ralph garr, jimbo spencer and lamar johnson. there was a new hero every night and with that team, you never felt like they were out of a game regardless of the score. 2005 was pretty cool too……

If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly

by mick10 on Mar 12, 2011 3:53 AM CST reply actions  

ZISK! THE 'FRO! ROADRUNNER! THE JET!

The best summer of my life. 20 years old and the Sox owning the city (for once). Fantastic memories.

"It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee."

by winningugly on Mar 12, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

so you enjoyed 77 more than the dick allen era?

if i could go back to watch a year that i wasn’t around for- i think id choose 77 as well. just seemed like an awesome year. though i would also love to see Allen hitting ropes all over old comisk.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 12, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually watched the first episode of the celebrity apprenctice this season.

I’m not proud of it, but Gary Busey and Jose Canseco? How could that not go wrong?

I’m in love! i found a replacement for Freddy!
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 8, 2011

by South Side Expat on Mar 12, 2011 7:57 AM CST reply actions  

True story

I have a baseball signed by the 1986 White Sox. If it weren’t for Tom Seaver, Steve Carlton, and Carlton Fisk, I would use the ball for batting practice.

FifthFeather.com

by El Duque's Raft on Mar 13, 2011 7:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Because he's a star-fucker.

HOF only need apply.

"It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee."

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lightening

light·en·ing
   /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/ Show Spelled[lahyt-n-ing] Show IPA
–noun Medicine/Medical .
the descent of the uterus into the pelvic cavity, occurring toward the end of pregnancy, changing the contour of the abdomen and facilitating breathing by lessening pressure under the diaphragm.

—Can be confused:  lightening, lightning.

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Mar 12, 2011 8:23 AM CST reply actions  

good article otherwise kenwo

i was fan of phillips, he was an obp machine for us, drawing 125 walks

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by onlysoxfaninbasel on Mar 12, 2011 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

yah phillips was good.

brought an attitude to the team that they needed back then.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 12, 2011 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

the anti-swisher

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by onlysoxfaninbasel on Mar 12, 2011 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Dwight Gooden- hands down.

"juicy delicious meats in my mouth-hole"- HSA

by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 12, 2011 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Dave Parker and Timmy Raines - tie.

"It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee."

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just win, baby.

"It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee."

by winningugly on Mar 14, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

a swift WU response to a comment on a two day old post

baseball is almost here!

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 14, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

no. i know he had substance abuse problems

i never heard of domestic battery issues with him… but i meant intense. dude played the game really really hard and wasn’t afraid to call out his teammates.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 14, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not like you're a teac---

oops.

"We know where your thumb is." - winningugly

by RWShow on Mar 12, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

i always loved canseco.

and was stoked when we got him in 2001. I was actually dating a hot stripper at the time- i tell ya she was a dime. i had tickets to the game and went out to pick her up. when i picked her up she said she didn’t want to go to the game and wanted to go to a movie instead. i was disgusted, but like i said, she was a dime so like a moron i agreed to ditch the game. We saw the movie Planet of the Apes with Marky Mark in it. Anyway the movie stunk, and when we got back in the car the post game show was on. Canseco had hit 2 home runs to beat the Royals 7-6. I got pissed off, dropped her off and gave her the boot- not even taking advantage of her questionable morals that evening. Next time I saw her she was at Oasis 160 dancing on the bar in a hot body contest. My only regret? Not doing it before the game. Dumb bitch.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 12, 2011 8:58 AM CST reply actions  

nope.

there were plenty of cheats. very few of them were as exciting to watch as Canseco.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 12, 2011 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I loved '77

I got kick out of watching Oscar’s helmet pop off that ’fro every time he swung.

Sabermetrics hurt my head, just give me the facts.

by CATDADDY47 on Mar 12, 2011 9:10 AM CST reply actions  

Favorite Opening Day Sign

Last Year we took
a Risk with Zisk
and Gambled
on Oscar
But, this year
We put our money in Bonds

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Mar 12, 2011 9:10 AM CST reply actions  

those prices for autographs are ridiculous.

$25 for steve bedrosian? $39 for carl everett?

by larry on Mar 12, 2011 9:29 AM CST reply actions  

i'm amazed that michael vick is making money on this circuit.

1 Free inscription if requested (not Tom Terrific or Franchise)
Addt’l Inscriptions – $20
“Tom Terrific” or “The Franchise” inscription – $75

what a racket.

by craigws on Mar 12, 2011 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

everett gets the world series bump.

I’m sure a lot of people have stuff that is autographed by a lot of the 2005 team but not everett since he wasn’t around after that.

yah its big money but you’d be surprised how many people pay for them. I am getting Canseco and Arian Foster (so i can rub it in to the rest of my fantasy football league).

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 12, 2011 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

(Canseco, that is)

THIS NEW ARRANGEMENT SHOULD BE POOTY GOO

by Jim Margalus on Mar 12, 2011 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

oh, i'm not surprised by how many people pay for them.

i’m just amazed how much the prices have gone up since i was going to these when i was a kid.

by larry on Mar 12, 2011 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

you were a kid?

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 12, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I was at that game in 93 too

I was almost 10 years old. My family and I were basically driving from Rockford at least once a week to go to games. We had Season tickets in the Upper Deck.

by 815Sox on Mar 12, 2011 9:34 AM CST reply actions  

4 seats in the upper deck

3 kids, me and my two little sisters. We all look really young for our age, so my youngest sister got in free for many years. So that was 4 seats.

I also remember going to the first opening day at the Cell (I hardly remember Old Comiskey, I have little fragment memories). I was in first grade instructed to not say that I was going to a baseball game the next day lol.

by 815Sox on Mar 12, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

because he still might have a shot

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by onlysoxfaninbasel on Mar 12, 2011 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

no, but i admit that i'm paranoid (over 3b and teahen)

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by onlysoxfaninbasel on Mar 12, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

At 162 errors?

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 12, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

a shot in hell maybe

It was made pretty clear that he lost the job last week.

by 815Sox on Mar 12, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks, KenWo!

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Mar 12, 2011 11:40 AM CST reply actions  

nice article

im going to rosemont tomorrow

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 12, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

I plan on being there at the opening

my friends are getting Tom Seavers, and I hope to see some packers players there as well. the rest of the time i will probably be rookie card hunting

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 12, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

my white sox outsider came today

instead of reading a wise mans fear today as originally planned, i will be reading this instead!

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 12, 2011 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

sox v texas free webcast just started working.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?topic_id=8685496&c_id=cws

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Mar 12, 2011 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

pierre slides into first!

it was a smart slide though

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 12, 2011 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Farmer started talking about Golf

About 2 or 3 minutes after the start of the game. Garland is evidently very good and can drive or hit far (whatever you fucking call it I hate golf) with a three iron

by 815Sox on Mar 12, 2011 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

dudes, not that anyone cares

but i totally just got a new shiny laptop so i dont have to bumb around on the ladyfriend’s anymore! more SSing for me!

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Mar 12, 2011 2:44 PM CST reply actions  

I've got a game fanpost up

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Mar 12, 2011 2:44 PM CST reply actions  

do you?

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Mar 12, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Mar 12, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

So I met my guy Jose Canseco.

The lines were so long to buy tickets, i almost missed him even though i showed up before he started signing. Unfortunately, this lead to not being able to shop around for a cool 8X10 for the KenCave. The best photo they had was in a Sox jersey, but i didn’t feel right getting him to sign that. Although i loved him on the sox- i also loved to hate him on the A’s. So i chose the A’s 8X10 where he fouled a ball off. He made fun of me for it saying “nice you got me hitting a foul ball or missing by 2 feet”. He was cool though. Seemed like he was out winning last night because he was wearing shades and looked hung over. I complimented his play on the White Sox, shook hands, took a picture and was on my way. 39 bucks was never spent better.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 12, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

A few years ago

Canseco played in a ladies’ only poker event.

by Gentleman Jim on Mar 12, 2011 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

Yellon Sez:
One thing I could not figure out: was the failure to identify Cub replacements in the field deliberate on the part of the Sox announcers?

Hawk and Stoney are some sneaky and spiteful mothafuckas

by 815Sox on Mar 12, 2011 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

not hard to figure out. he should just try listening better.

announcers get a list of the travel squad for spring training games from the other team. hawk said the list was incomplete and inaccurate.

by larry on Mar 12, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

That may be the longest and most complex sentence al has ever written

Usually he writes in 6 word declarative statements. Has anyone else noticed that? In addition to being a pompous douche his writing style reminds me of “how I spent my summer” essays from 3rd grade. Its like he’s paid per sentence

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby

by moroots on Mar 12, 2011 5:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know if he lives in Arizona

But if not its kinda stalkerish how he is running around there, reporting on what type of car Byrd drives

by 815Sox on Mar 12, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Cowley Tweetz:
Oz said the closer job is still up in the air and third base is now a "battle’’ because of how well Teahen has been playing.

http://twitter.com/cst_Cowley/status/46717941957402625

by 815Sox on Mar 12, 2011 5:59 PM CST reply actions  

lies

Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?

by Tdogg on Mar 12, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit Ozzie

Thornton and Morel!!

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Mar 12, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Cowley just got sassy with me

@815Sox I think they’re settled – Oz said they have battles left. He’s supposed to say that to keep guys competing. Get it now?

by 815Sox on Mar 12, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

In this case yes yes and yes

Baring an injury (and even then Im not convinced) Teabag will not start at 3rd. I don’t care if he hits .800 this spring.

Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?

by Tdogg on Mar 12, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

not even if Morel hits .050?

this game is crack cocaine soaked in heroin, rolled in meth-amphetamine, then baked into a double dutch chocolate fudge brownie.- Shoeless In SC on BMO

by e-gus on Mar 12, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

don't tell me what he's hitting

tell me when he’s hitting it.

If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly

by mick10 on Mar 13, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

spring training aint over yet

this game is crack cocaine soaked in heroin, rolled in meth-amphetamine, then baked into a double dutch chocolate fudge brownie.- Shoeless In SC on BMO

by e-gus on Mar 13, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

My buddy just landed in San Diego

Said he just ran into Jose Canseco at the Airport lol

by 815Sox on Mar 12, 2011 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

things like these are why we need kenwos number ready at hand

to give out to any favorite of his that we meet

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 13, 2011 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I played in a few poker tournaments with him.

Was never at the same table as him, but I did play with then-girlfriend Heidi Northcott. Very sad when she was eliminated, and not just because she was bad at poker.

by CatBrains on Mar 13, 2011 4:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Did he have a camel toe

since I’m sure his testes are the size of raisins after all that juicing?

"It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee."

by winningugly on Mar 13, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

No toe, but he is a huge, huge dude. You'd have trouble fitting 10 of him at one poker table.

Was actually pretty nice guy from what I heard, despite most reports saying that he was a genuinely bad player and getting his ass handed to him at fairly high stakes cash tables, I think it was like 25/50 No Limit, so probably buying in for like 8-10k at a time. You could easily lose 100 large in that game on a bad day (especially if you aren’t great in the first place).

Regulars were bending over backwards to get in that game so I hear. But I’ll stop there lest Bob Costas happens to be browsing SSS today.

by CatBrains on Mar 13, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

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