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Conference call with Brooks Boyer

A rendering of the new U.S. Cellular Field restaurant and bar.

This afternoon, a bunch of us Sox bloggers sat down for a conference call with White Sox Vice President of Marketing Brooks Boyer.

However, one blogger who wasn't on the call was U-God, so you won't be getting a full transcript. Partially because I'm lazy, but more because I've been sick for the last couple days, and my hacking cough made many parts of it unusable for direct quoting. Thank God for mute buttons.

Here are the notes and bullet points.

On the new bar

The White Sox issued a press release about it earlier in the day, so Boyer glossed over a lot of the details printed in it. He did offer a few more specifics:

  • Upon its opening, the bar will only be open on gamedays, but there are plans to expand its availability.
  • It'll be open at 5 a.m. on Opening Day with "Mully and Hanley" broadcasting on site, and it will be open for the Bulls-Celtics game that night.

On the Metra stop

Like many of you South Suburbanites, Boyer is excited for the new Metra stop by U.S. Cellular Field.

  • "There's going to be a dedicated train that leaves right after the game."
  • For night games, there will be a dedicated Sox train that will arrive an hour before the game. During day games, the train will run on its normal schedule.
  • Boyer acknowledged the possibility of "glitches," and said there will be fine-tuning as the season progresses.

Star-divide

On the new organist

Boyer fielded a couple questions from Mark Liptak about Lori Moreland, who will be replacing Nancy Faust this season.

  • Moreland was among seven other finalists who played at U.S. Cellular Field, with people sitting in different parts of the park during the auditions.
  • Manning reminded the Sox of Nancy, and yes, Moreland will have the booth open during games.
  • Moreland's schedule is undetermined, but she won't be on Nancy's recent-years schedule of only day games.

On the dynamic pricing option

For a little context, I'd followed the dynamic pricing option for the final series of 2010, and discovered that the prices weren't all that dynamic. In fact, they didn't change for the seats I was tracking.

  • Boyer said the Sox were putting their "foot in the water" with the dynamic pricing system, and that last year's result "wasn't overly dynamic."
  • The prices won't fall below season ticket-holder prices (which makes sense).
  • They are set up to track dynamic pricing on all seats, but the initial focus will be on the lower premium box and perhaps some outfield seats.
  • Factors include: The White Sox' record, weather, pitching matchups, giveaways.
  • Boyer closing note on the question: "It should allow us to be able to help those value-seekers. At the same time, people who are looking for a particular seat, even though they'll pay a premium, they'll be able to get that particular seat. It allows us to maximize the dollars which puts the best possible product on the field."

On new sponsorships/corporate ties

Asked by Jenny Zelle of Gaper's Block.

  • You'll see a new name for the Jim Beam Club, although it hasn't been announced yet.
  • The pizza partner has gotten decidedly less Chicago - it's not Connie's, it's DiGiorno. I wonder how this affects the pizza race, since kitchen to couch doesn't allow for much suspense.
  • Bacardi will have signage inside the park to go along with the restaurant; Chevy will have some competition in Ford. Neither deal is exclusive.

On the beer

This was of high interest to J.J. and James.

  • The Sox's relations with Miller are "so deep" that Anheuser-Busch's recent dealings don't affect it. Miller uber alles, basically.
  • Boyer offered no specifics on the new craft beer stands.

On marketing to women

Related to the recent announcement that Victoria's Secret has a new line of MLB clothing, some with questionable slogans like "Meet me in the dugout" and "Chicks dig diamonds," asked by Cheryl...

  • Boyer dismissed that strategy as "shock-value-type," "gimmicky" and "short-term," and didn't place a high priority in marketing to the "cutesy, singles-type thing" that might only be attractive to a certain age range.
  • He said he's more interested in moms and families, and providing an experience that is comfortable to both women and families and helps provide a bond 10 years down the road.
  • "Promoting the Victoria's Secret line isn't going to grow our fan base which ultimately adds to payroll which hopefully puts players on the field."

On the BP Crosstown Cup

It didn't go that well the first time around - how will the Deepwater Horizon disaster affect Year 2 of the partnership?

  • He reiterated the line from before, that the Sox will be as loyal to BP as BP has been to the Sox.
  • The Sox and BP pulled back on promotion last year, but BP plans to be "very aggressive." Boyer said the Sox sense that they've taken appropriate actions to live up to their responsibility to the Gulf Coast, and BP "wants to show off what they continue to do, and they haven't backed away from anything."
  • He ost me here: "That really, to me, represents what a White Sox fan is about as well. White Sox fans don't back away from anything, they take responsibility, and they're not afraid to say it and show it." Reeeeeeeeeach. I suppose that's supposed to be flattering, but I'd rather avoid any comparisons to companies responsible for massive ecological disasters.
  • Boyer described the Sox as "excited" about the partnership, and they foresee themselves being "very good partners for a long time."
  • The Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup right before the Crosstown Cup was presented at Wrigley Field, making the newcomer to the trophy circuit "irrelevant."

On social media

  • "You're going to see a very aggressive approach, you're going to see it more on our Twitter, promoting our Twitter and our Facebook than you have before. We really want to be able to build the community, whether you're a hardcore fan or whether you're a casual fan, we really want to be able to build that community and let people talk."
  • He spoke of a deal with Ticketmaster that will allow people to post their seat location to their Twitter and/or Facebook accounts (which seems rife for humblebragging), and said in the foreseeable future, you'll be able to know who will be sitting around you.
  • Boyer said the organization wasn't promoting Twitter usage among members of the team: "We seem to have a little bit of a history of visitors to the clubhouse and Twitter -- and people who believe they are in the clubhouse and Twitter -- so I don't think it's a big thing that Ken Williams and Ozzieare pushing on players." He said there will be more players on it when younger players come up, since they've grown up with social media, but they're fine with using @whitesox.

On the black jersey imbalance

I didn't expect the Sox to sway from their stance on removing the "Diamond Sock" (hooray, branding), but I was more curious about the statement Boyer made suggesting the Sox will wear the alternate jersey less often.

  • Boyer's personal favorite jersey is the black jersey, but the "operating-committee level" made the decision that the white pinstripes will be worn more. Boyer doesn't have any personal pull, but the "operating committee" includes Jerry Reinsdorf.

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it would grow something...

If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly

by mick10 on Mar 30, 2011 2:24 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Grass Skirts?

"We know where your thumb is." - winningugly

by RWShow on Mar 30, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

like the chevy pride crew?

"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."

by boyonthedock on Mar 30, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

beat me to belt

bastard

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

TAKE A NAP!

I am about to cloak you for the rest of the evening. As an intervention. For your own good.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rape him anally while you have the chance.

Heh.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent info all around, thank you.

Very exciting news on the dedicated train.

And the pinstriped home whites are the best uniform in the game. Glad to see them more.

"We know where your thumb is." - winningugly

by RWShow on Mar 30, 2011 1:32 AM CDT reply actions  

i like the black jerseys.

or the 83 jerseys. or the 2001 sunday afternoon jerseys.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 30, 2011 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

To me, the black jerseys are the Buehrle jerseys.

The other home games should be the whites, or an occasional (once a month?) retro.

"We know where your thumb is." - winningugly

by RWShow on Mar 30, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

agreed on black jerseys = buehrle.

i’d like to see more retro too. one sunday a month would be good. it’d be nice to see the red pinstripes get an outing.

by craigws on Mar 30, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

buehrle was wearing a white jersey for his perfect game and 'the play' on opening day.

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Buehrle wore black jerseys on both of those days.

How did you mess that one up?

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

excuse gus.

he’s color blind high

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

ok so im hitting .500

i meant the buehrle meter play.

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Hope you pay attention to your kid better than your Sox.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is it a boy or a girl?

Or is his recollection of that a little fuzzy as well?

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

sonofabitch

The best par- I WAS THERE OPENING DAY!

Of course my brother got there at about 8am and were pretty toasty by game time.
The Sox aren’t exactly doing us any favors by opening a bar at 5:30 am either.

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

part

Thats it Im hitting the showers.

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

WU is shaking his head at this display.

"We know where your thumb is." - winningugly

by RWShow on Mar 30, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

damnit! I was just going to reference WU's color perception abilities.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 30, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

the blacks are damn good too

I like the whites as well too though. The grays never did it for me

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 30, 2011 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

yup

and jim made an excellent point on soxmachine that changing the shoulder patch makes those uniforms out of date.

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 30, 2011 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

and conversely these pictures out of date

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 30, 2011 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Time for another championship.

All in? No no no. Balls deep!

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 2:37 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Agreed.

I’ve always liked the black jerseys the best (just bought my first the other day), then the pinstripes, and then the road grey. I just think the road grey jersey looks a little boring. But I’ve always thought the 1959 jerseys with pinstripes and red piping looked amazing too.

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 2:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a little dissappointed on the name of the new bar/restaurant.

I was really liking “Comiskey Bar & Grill”, but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised at this point. Nevertheless, I’m still looking forward to checking the place out. I’m anticipating some ridiculous drink and food prices though.

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 2:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Whew! Bullet dodged! ;-)

"We know where your thumb is." - winningugly

by RWShow on Mar 30, 2011 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just hate it

when those Beverly people chuck Coors Light cans on my way to the game. I got my Miller Lite aluminum bottles right here thank youuu very much

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Mar 30, 2011 11:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree with you about Charles Comiskey.

It’s pretty well documented that he was a cock shiner. I guess there’s just quite a few people (myself included) who like the nostalgia of the name, and the fact that U.S. Cellular Field is long and atrocious. Can we go back to South Side Park? And it is pretty weird that they aren’t acknowledging the 20 year anniversary of the ballpark.

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Trundle" is a fantastic word.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i might be the man, but dave pinto summarizes pitch f/x data

for gavin floyd

Jim Thome sponsor(s) this page.
Highly underrated, Mark Kotsay became the best defensive designated hitter in American League history in 2010.

by onlysoxfaninbasel on Mar 30, 2011 6:37 AM CDT reply actions  

I like the idea of him pitching backwards

Those numbers on the curveball are ridiculous. Definitely needs to throw that more, though maybe he doesn’t because of the strain it puts on his arm (just guessing).

by ceverettsdinosaurs on Mar 30, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

U-God turning into colin.

Ah, it starts even before Opening Day. Jim, I do not envy you.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 8:13 AM CDT reply actions  

emailed the boss the night before telling him i couldn't make it

vet school comes first.

and i rocked the fuck out of my presentation on cushing’s disease.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Mar 30, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

i could have covered for you.

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

you can cover for me

for tomorrow afternoon’s article. this endocrine section has been a bitch and i’m gonna need to skip my turn writing.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Mar 30, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

no problem

what time do i go to press?

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

2pm

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Mar 30, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

28 hours.

don’t be cutting my spring break short a day.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 30, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha whoops...

egus, don’t start writing until tomorrow morning at 10am. Kenwo enjoy your break! You teachers deserve it, my wife is enjoying being home with my son this week.

bobpuller lives

by Rhubarb on Mar 30, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

10 am

got it

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't have a clue

I thought egus had to have it by 2pm today because I neglected to simply…read. I thought it may be tough to develop a concept and execute it in 4 hours. My bad.

bobpuller lives

by Rhubarb on Mar 30, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good work.

Do a FanPost about it. Big recs.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

no you geriatric bastard

they changed what day the presentations were on

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Mar 30, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

the dog ate my homework too.

If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly

by mick10 on Mar 30, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit.

Between him and e-gus Jim has more holes to fill than the Royals.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are reasons you're my favorite commenter here.

This would be one of them.

"We know where your thumb is." - winningugly

by RWShow on Mar 30, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very nice work, Jim.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Mar 30, 2011 9:01 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm glad SOMEONE appreciated my Edwin Jackson/South Park/KW picture

I thought that was funny stuff at the time but it wasn’t well received.

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

The BP answer cracked me up

I had just finished reading this article – god bless those poor public relations souls who have to back that company. “Look, it’s not like they ruined the livelihood of tens of thousands of people in the area then served up everything someone would need to steal their identities on an unencrypted silver platter. Oh…nuts.”

The rest is all good stuff from Boyer though.

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Mar 30, 2011 9:38 AM CDT reply actions  

I hope they get some local brews at those craft beer stands.

If it’s just gonna be some Sam Adams I will be disappointed. On the other hand, if I can get some Two Brothers, I would be quite pleased.

"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1

by mechanical turk on Mar 30, 2011 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

this

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby

by moroots on Mar 30, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who dis???

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

See you all at the methup. I’m bringing seven layer bars and beer.

by LockportSox on Mar 30, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

mmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by Trooper on Mar 30, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bring the kid, too.

She’s cute.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does she like vans?

"We know where your thumb is." - winningugly

by RWShow on Mar 30, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Normally, this would be kinda creepy,

but given who wu brought last year, it’s an all good compliment.

I’m in love! i found a replacement for Freddy!
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 8, 2011

by South Side Expat on Mar 30, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Everyone forgets I also brought my cousin. “It’s a family affair.”

(And don’t “whosh” me. I choose to ignore you.)

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 31, 2011 7:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wish we would have heard more on the benefits of full seats versus higher ticket prices

also, egus got mindfucked

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 30, 2011 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

sleep deprivation

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

(Cough)

sleep depreivation

Really good weed. Fixed.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Mar 30, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe this is why they wouldn't tell us the Jim Beam replacement
#WhiteSox scrape for cash takes a new low: Former press box-turned-“Jim Beam Club” becomes “Gold Coast Tickets Club”

http://twitter.com/CSNChi_Beatnik/status/53158546384232449

THIS NEW ARRANGEMENT SHOULD BE POOTY GOO

by Jim Margalus on Mar 30, 2011 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Put THAT on the board, bitch.

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Summer's Eve for Thorndog.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow...really?

Can we put some money together and get them to rename it SSS Club?

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow thats dumb.

i wonder how much it would cost to make it KenWo’s Corner.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 30, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint:

Gold Coast Tickets is rated A+ with the Better Business Bureau. It is also a Chicago based business.

Jim Beam, like all alcoholic beverages, can be linked to numerous societal ills, from drunken driving, to alcoholism, to domestic violence.

In other words, when was the last time someone drove into a bridge abutment because they bought NKOTB tickets on the secondary market?

The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!

by 67WMAQ on Mar 30, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

isnt the Jim Beam HQ in Deerfield?

probably not…

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Way to hedge.

"We know where your thumb is." - winningugly

by RWShow on Mar 30, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

that says Red

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

scroll down

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 30, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy fucking shit

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Give it the fuck up, gus.

And I truly mean “fuck up”.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, e...

Sadface. Live to fight another day.Qu’aplagh.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Mar 30, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

no kidding

im seriously on about 7 hours of sleep so far this week.

maybe its nap time.

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

on the other hand

now i’m really looking forward to that post tomorrow.

by Trooper on Mar 30, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll stay up one more day and take a few microdots of mescaline then get to work

Or maybe he was more like a 25 cent gumball after a big dinner out: screw it, why not? -colintj

by e-gus on Mar 30, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is why we can't put your name at the bottom of the site gus

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Mar 30, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN predictions are best when read in the original Klingon

The majority of the scribes have the Sox in the post-season, at least.

This is a good…or bad.

The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!

by 67WMAQ on Mar 30, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Any reference to Star Trek: VI will be an automatic rec in my odd little universe.

“But it comes with a free frogurt!”
“That’s good!”
“The frogurt is also cursed.”
“That’s bad.”

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Mar 30, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good news! Pundit A predicts the Sox will make the playoffs.

But Pundit A is a demonstrable idiot who is stealing money from his or or employer!

Oh.

The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!

by 67WMAQ on Mar 30, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

and double simpsons reference!

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 30, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're out of the lineup for the rest of the week.

Consider it a favor. You need some time to think about where you are headed with your blogging career. Points to the bench Have fun chit-chatting with Mark Teahen about who botches simple plays more than the other.

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

You cued that one up rather quickly.

You’re already showing signs of improvement.

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still only considering him for pinch-posting duties late in gamethreads.

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guy just needs a slump buster.

Get TP’s mom on the phone.

"We know where your thumb is." - winningugly

by RWShow on Mar 30, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, he needs a live... is it a live rooster? (Not to be confused with shit rooster.)

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's a bulldog like Peavy

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Mar 30, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

well i don't know about you guys,

but i feel pretty confident now that Tristan Cockcroft has picked the sox.

by obnoxious american on Mar 30, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tigers? Surprising that there was more then a few who picked the tigers.

Obviously I am a homer, but I just don’t see the Tigers having enough to compete for a whole season. Their lineup top to bottom doesn’t impress especially compared to the WS or twins and after verlander and maybe sherzer, lots of question marks

by parkernutws05 on Mar 30, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

How in the fuck can ANYONE ever complain about AJ?

Tdogg and the rest of the haters, I am talking to YOU.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh I don't know

try like hitting the fucking baseball.

Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?

by Tdogg on Mar 30, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

aj was 35th out of 149 qualified batters

at making contact. he made more contact than pujols.

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=5&season=2010&month=0&season1=2010&ind=0

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

for hits

Does UZR take into consideration the JumpThrow?

by Tdogg on Mar 30, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i had to rec this entire piece.

the fails by gus are priceless. lol

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 30, 2011 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Dad?

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah pretty much

I got the 2.5 year old, the 3 mos. old and the job’s killing me. I feel like e-gus on this thread a lot. No sleep and the brain in idle. Ge this season started so I can divert some of the brain I left to baseball.

If any of you freeloaders are going to the game next Saturday, I’ll be there with the 2-yr old. If you want to meet up for a beer or you know babysit for a bit.

"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."

by BobbySouthSide on Mar 30, 2011 6:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

The 9th?

I’ll be there.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Mar 30, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, the 9th.

Beer or babysit?

I’m in section 116 I you want to meet up for a drink.

"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."

by BobbySouthSide on Mar 30, 2011 6:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Beer.

Me and the dude should be tailgaiting.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Mar 30, 2011 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

No jokes on the phrasing, you

fuckers. It’s too easy (heh) and you all know what I mean.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Mar 30, 2011 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

And layup

You mind if my daughter and I swing by?

"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."

by BobbySouthSide on Mar 30, 2011 6:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sounds good.

I’ll let you know where later. I’ll be in an AJ jersey with a bulls hat.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Mar 30, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

And for all you who slammed American Dad earlier

They did a nice lil’ baseball bit in the first act between Roger and Steve.

linky.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Mar 30, 2011 6:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Are we really losing to the Dash 1-0?

2 hits thus far? Son of a bitch…

"There he was!!! Dirtying his shiny Sox helmet!!!" - homesickalien at the brief glimpse of Manny Ramirez

by Servant2LordBeckham on Mar 30, 2011 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

the church is just a ruse

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC

by blackoutsox on Mar 30, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone knows there is only one real Church.

I’m in love! i found a replacement for Freddy!
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 8, 2011

by South Side Expat on Mar 30, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

the dynamic pricing model is

at least one sign that ownership recognizes that the attendance of MLB games is elastic. a function of the overall economy. the next step is selling “ticket price swaps” to large buyers (corporate interests, et al) while optimizing the use of the proceeds in a way that statistically guarantees a level of attendance (i.e. demand) regardless of on field success.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Mar 30, 2011 11:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Gonzalez on twitter
Sox set roster by adding Lastings Milledge, putting Peavy and Viciedo on DL, outrighting Marquez to Charlotte. 11-man staff official.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 30, 2011 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

jesse crain was just on the score. (i guess he's going to be on every week)

he said pretty much nothing of interest to me with the exception that he has been working on a “split fingered change up”. he said he started working on it last year and he’s liking it.

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Mar 31, 2011 7:56 AM CDT reply actions  

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