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I Can Change: An Oakland Athletics Preview

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A brief look at an opponent we play this week.

Dates we play them: 4/11-4/13 and 6/9-6/12 at home, 5/13-5/15 @ Oakland

Offense: Coco Crisp-CF, Daric Barton, David DeJesus-RF, Josh Willingham-LF, Hideki Matsui-DH, Kurt Suzuki-C, Mark Ellis-2B, Kevin Kouzmanoff-3B, Cliff Pennington-SS.  Bench: Conor Jackson-OF, Ryan Sweeney-OF, Andy LaRoche-IF, Landon Powell-C.

Billy Beane recognizes when change is necessary to keep doing what you love.  The days of signing players that the MSM perceived Moneyball to mean are in the past.  The new and hip market inefficiency is defense and speed.  Hot, nasty, badass speed.  When healthy, Coco Crisp brings both of those traits to the playing field.  Unfortunately, he hasn't played more than 120 games since 2007 and has only done so three times in his career.  Injuries have caused Crisp to lose some of the speed and power he displayed in his younger days, but he's a league average bat at worst that plays above average defense at a premium position.  Daric Barton, who has the unfortunate nickname of "D.B.", is the last remaining piece of the fantastic Mark Mulder to St. Louis trade of 2004 (Dan Haren and Kiko Calero are now with the Angels and no one respectively).  Barton is a strange first baseman.  He lacks the normal power associated with the position and will never be a threat to hit more than 15 homeruns in any given season.  Barton does however possess good gap power and an insanely good batting eye (14.3 career BB%).  He also plays above average defense.  He's a great two-hole hitter who sees a ton of pitches. 

David DeJesus did his best Snake Plissken impersonation this offseason, escaping from the MLB equivalent of John Carpenter's New York City, the Kansas City Royals.  DeJesus has never played a full season for a team that finished above .500 (he had a brief cup of coffee with the 2003 squad that sort of contended).  David is yet another 2-3.5 WAR type of player on a team full of them.  He's a good player, just not great.  Josh Willingham has never gotten to play his home games at a park suitable for a homerun hitter.  Poor bastard has had to play for the Marlins and the Nationals before moving into Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum with its notoriously heavy night air.  Willingham may be the strongest bat on the team, as he has posted a mid-.850 OPS the past two seasons.  He's bad defensively, but with Crisp and DeJesus roaming the outfield with him there should be less ground for him to cover.

Star-divide

Hideki Matsui liked the state of California, but decided to move further north this winter.  Much like Vladimir Guerrero, Matsui absolutely cannot play in the field anymore and is now a true DH.  He still has his eye and his 20+ homer power, but he is about as fast as Paul Konerko and Jim ThomeKurt Suzuki is from Hawaii.  That has nothing to do with anything, but I always like when players are from Hawaii.  Usually means they like Spam as much as I do.  Kurt is a second-tier AL catcher who will be playing for Oakland for the next three seasons.  He had an off year with the bat last season, but this was likely due to his uncharacteristically low BABIP.  Expect a nice bounce back.  Mark Ellis is the Oakland Athletics.  He's not the most memorable player from the team's early 2000's glory days, nor is he the coolest Mark to wear the number 14 while playing second base (I am.  I win that contest).  Ellis had a damn near career year at the plate last season, thanks in large part to (you should be able to know what's coming without even reading it at this point) an over-inflated BABIP.  Ellis, like almost everyone else on this team has good gap power and decent speed.  He also plays good defense. 

Thank you for not fitting into the team mold Kevin Kouzmanoff.  You may remember the Kouz as that guy who hit a grand slam in his first major league AB for the San Diego Padres Cleveland Indians.  Kevin has recently become a good defensive third baseman, but wasn't in the past.  Unlike the rest of his teammates, Kevin cannot draw walks at all.  Kouzmanoff's OBP is a sterling .301 for his career.  He does have a .423 SLG, but will never be more than a role player.  Cliff Pennington is currently Alexei Ramirez's main competition for the title of best SS in the AL.  Pennington's bat is average at best, but he is lightning fast both in the field and on the basepaths.  If he could only hit, he could challenge Derek Jeter and Alexei Ramirez for the Gold Glove.

Pitching: Trevor Cahill-RHP, Dallas Braden-LHP, Brett Anderson-LHP, Gio Gonzalez-LHP, Brandon McCarthy-RHP, Brian Fuentes-CL.

While Oakland's offense may seem lacking, their starting rotation is absolutely phenomenal.  Don't let last season's sub-3 ERA fool you, Trevor Cahill is not that good of a pitcher.  That's not to say he's bad, but he does not belong in conversation with the likes of Felix Hernandez and Roy Halladay.  Cahill's peripherals simply are not good enough to sustain that kind of production for multiple seasons.  His strikeout totals should increase, as he had a great track record of it in the minors, but control has never been a strong point.  He throws a high-80's fastball, an okay curveball, and a plus changeup.  Dallas Braden is a solid middle of the rotation kind of guy.  Braden's finally cut down on the walks, all the while upping his groundball rate.  He throws a high-80's fastball, a great changeup, a slider, and a cutter.  Brett Anderson, when healthy, is the true ace of the team.  The Oklahoma native (and son of OSU pitching coach) suffered a few minor setbacks last season, but should be able to go 170+ innings this year.  His career K/BB ratio is a beautiful 3.46.  On top of the nice strikeout totals (7.01 career K/9), he gets a great amount of groundballs.  He throws a low-90's fastball, an amazing slider, a good curveball, and a show-me changeup.

Gio Gonzalez is the first of two former White Sox phenom prospects in the A's starting rotation.  Kenny Williams included Gio in the trade packages for both Jim Thome and Nick Swisher, bringing him back home in the middle as part of the Freddy Garcia for Gavin Floyd maneuver.  Gonzalez is a lefty who has big issues with walks.  He has a low-90's fastball, a monster curveball, and a meh changeup.  Brandon McCarthy has the misfortune of being the West Coast Joe Blanton.  It's nice that B-Mac is finally getting to pitch again for a major league rotation.  While he'll never shake the label of being the losing piece in a great trade for our White Sox (love me some John Danks), he can carve out a nice career as a fifth starter if he stays healthy.  He throws the standard four pitches, and none are particularly amazing.  Brian Fuentes is the current closer, but if he falters Grant Balfour will undoubtedly replace him.  Fuentes is a rarity as a closer, seeing as he's a lefty and all.  Fuentes walks a few too many hitters for a closer and has had problems with the long ball in the past.  He continues to lose velocity on his fastball, as it now seems to top out around 88-89 mph.  His secondary offerings (a slider and a change) aren't anything great, especially with his fastball becoming a nothing pitch.  Fuentes' time as a closer is drawing to an end.

Outlook: I never have much faith in how we'll play against Oakland, as the bad old days out west continue to haunt my judgement.  The A's have a solid team, but have to come to U.S. Cellular Field for seven of the ten games this season.  Prediction: 6-4 series win for the White Sox.

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Nitpick ...

Kouzmanoff made his “grand” debut for the Indians

by writchrd on Apr 11, 2011 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

that he did

my bad. could have sworn he did that at petco for some reason.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

What an incredibly tasteless caption.

I love it.

"Trying to sneak a fastball by Paulie is like trying to sneak the Sun past a rooster." —Hawk Harrelson

by mikecws91 on Apr 11, 2011 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

it's an oldy

but a goodie

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

the best part is someone used paint to put Jenks goatee on one of them

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 11, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

BAR ME AND HOLD ME AND CLING TO MY ARM

HERE IT COOOOOMES

Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!

by colintj on Apr 11, 2011 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice recap. I particularly enjoyed this subtle jab
If he could only hit, he could challenge Derek Jeter and Alexei Ramirez for the Gold Glove

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 11, 2011 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

"the bad old days" is right!

oof.
but Gio is better than you’re giving him credit for. He’s still a very young pitcher who happens to be a classic left handed fastball/curve type. I need to stress: still developing.
I’m not sure if Kenny’s made a worse trade than the Swisher one (probably one I’m not thinking of). Wouldn’t you love it if the Swisher thing never happened and Gio was pitching for the Sox! oh well – K pulls the trigger for good and bad: he’s trying to win.

by ERM on Apr 11, 2011 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

when you replace their production with the horror that was our fifth starters over the next few seasons

yes

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a goofball question.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

3 okay pitchers for one batting practice pitcher.

Fogg had a couple of servicable seasons. As did Wells. Sean Lowe was an okay reliever.

by TasteeFreeze on Apr 13, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

he is definitely still improving

but if his improving walk rate continues to come at the cost of a decreased strikeout rate, we may see his ceiling very soon. not that there’s anything wrong with a good left-handed third starter though.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with that

I see him as basically a better version of Ted Lilly.
and Ted Lilly ain’t bad.

by ERM on Apr 11, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

FTL.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

well done

was “somebody’s calling me” about our bullpen?

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"but that's not what we do"

Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!

by colintj on Apr 11, 2011 5:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fascinating trivia bit from the article...

Hawaiians (and U-God) like Spam.

NISFW (now it's safe for work!)

by greenlight on Apr 11, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

it's a byproduct of how long it took electricity to reach all of the islands efficiently

the lack of truly reliable refrigeration resulted in an extreme demand for canned goods. ain’t much better canned meat than spam. a korean classmate of mine makes an amazing dish with spam, kimchee, and rice.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lived in Hawaii 26 years and ate a ton of Spam

My favorite: Spam and onions sauted in a soy sauce/sugar mixture. Served over rice.
Least favorite: Sloppy Spams- Spam grated with a cheese grater mixed with Sloppy Joe sauce.

by oahu420 on Apr 11, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

is pretty damn good

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

"But I don't like spam!"

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 11, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the menu but,

$4.10 for Musubi is a bit steep. Two bucks at any 7-11 in the Islands.

by oahu420 on Apr 11, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shipping is a bitch.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

there are 7-11s? somebody notify the ABC Stores president, he won't let that stand.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Favorite Spam Recipe: Great comfort food (hopefully not needed tonight after game)

One box of Kraft Mac n Cheese. One tin of Spam. One package of frozen peas.

Prepare Kraft dinner (without milk! just use butter), while frying spam in small cubes, and warming peas in microwave. Toss crunchy fried Spam and peas into Kraft dinner, mix, and eat while trying to forget whatever it is you are trying to forget (like friday’s loss). Finish with pint of Ben and Jerry’s Phish Food.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 11, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your Honor!!! The author/defense counsel brought up the subject of Spam!

Objection overruled. You may proceed with your tasty recipes and anecdotes.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 11, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't make me do it!

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 11, 2011 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

well, you used the reply button correctly, so i'd say you're in the 98th percentile already.

welcome.

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Apr 11, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice

its going to be tough to maintain this high slugging percentage though.

good luck.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 11, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell, the name alone deserves a rec.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

definitely.

Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!

by colintj on Apr 12, 2011 2:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is OK.

;)

Good job, kid.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

there are so many subtle references to culture in here Im not even going to try to understand

still enjoyed it

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 11, 2011 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

i had a weekend to write it over

old habits die hard

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean, looks who's thread it is.

What’d you expect?

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 11, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Loved the preview....

….particularly the evaluation of Cliff Pennington. Dude’s very underrated right now.

Isn’t Andrew Bailey going to be the closer when he gets off the DL?

by pnoles on Apr 11, 2011 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

probably

but it’s only a matter of time until he winds up right back on it. i have just about no faith in bailey’s ability to stay healthy.

and i completely agree on pennington. if he can get on base just a little bit more, he will be a very fun player to watch.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

The dude had 3rd most errors in the majors last year among short stops...

yet had the second highest UZR among SS’s, and yet had the 3rd highest UZR, and the highest range runs above average,

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 11, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

that should say 4th highest UZR/150 among SS's and 3rd highest UZR.

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 11, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're gonna rack up more errors

if you can cover more ground

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

fielding errors are generally better than merely letting the ball pass, right?

at least in the former the runner is usually held from advancing from 2nd to home.

throwing errors are another monster, however.

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 11, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is much better to let the ball pass.

Ask Derek Jeter. (Did you see him miss a relatively easy ball to his left last night? Che was robbed, robbed, robbed of the GG.)

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

hm. that makes me wonder if anyone keeps track of the types of errors fielders make.

for instance, how many times Teahen bobbled the ball vs airmailing one into the dugout or stands.

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 11, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

John Dewan does.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 11, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it his motion, body type, etc.?

On what do you base your thoughts on Bailey’s health? Thanks.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's already had tommy john back in 04

this fall he had bone chips and spurs removed from his elbow, suffered an intercostal strain last season (most likely as a consequence from redistributing strain from said elbow spurs), forearm strain this season.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 11, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 5:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Odds and ends...

1. Ellis, Kouz, Suzuki, and Pennington will combine for 2000 PA’s and a .315 OBP.

2. The bullpen is their real strength.

3. Projected to win the ALW with a record of 88-74, 644RS, 596RA.

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Enjoy!

Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease

by Chiburb on Apr 11, 2011 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

FREE you say?

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 11, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. They go on the website about a week after the subscribers get them.

Pay if you want it hot off the presses, or exhibit patience and wait.

Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease

by Chiburb on Apr 11, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I played for the A's my one year of little league

hit .000 with an OBP over .750. A’s probably the only team in the majors that would sign me.

by Gentleman Jim on Apr 11, 2011 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

no hits? that's pretty sad.

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 11, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

for real.

were you the lil’ short kid who crouched down and took the walk all season?

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 11, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

BB, K.

2 true outcomes for GJ.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

I had six inches on everyone. I tried to hit the first few games and my coach told me to stop. I was in third grade. Worst coach ever? I didn’t play another season I was so bad.

by Gentleman Jim on Apr 11, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I figured.

That was my brother his first year, too. I think he beat out an infield single though.
8-12 played on the same team for us, so a short 8 year old has a pretty small strike zone.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 12, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

i gave this one bum a take sign on a 3-2 pitch with the bases loaded.

ended up walking in a run to tie the game. probably shattered his confidence. but what the hell we won so fuck em.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 12, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

you wouldn't have made my team thats for sure.

i hit .750 with an obp of .750. walks are for pussies.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 11, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

if i had 3 balls in a count i would swing at anything just so i got one more possible chance at a strike.

then id smack that son bitch deep into the seats at lovely willow springs stadium. lol

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 11, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

DET pissing away a good outing by Verlander.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

de.li.cious

ogando is pretty good himself.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 11, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

2-0 final.

They all count.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ask da hawks about dat

"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 11, 2011 5:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cahill's fastball is really a sinker.

So he should continue to get better overall results than his peripherals might suggest. He’s got a lot of movement on his pitches that may not induce swings and misses, but rather ground balls or weak contact. I’m surprised Cahill’s allowed as many HR in the majors as he has. He only gave up 8 in 247 minor league innings.

by 3E8 on Apr 11, 2011 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Not that this means a whole lot..

but I just noticed on whitesox.com that Adam Dunn isn’t in the starting lineup for today’s game. They have Quentin as the DH, Lillibridge in RF, and Castro behind the plate. I was actually hoping they’d give him an extra day or two to recover just to be sure.

"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic" - Crash Davis

by Servant2LordBeckham on Apr 11, 2011 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I got one on my desk

greatest xmas present ever

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 11, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

im considering that.

but the last #35 bobble head day saw lines around the whole park. It was ridiculous. That was on the weekend in teh summer but still, people are crazy for bobble-heads.
its like cabbage patch kids to the power of beanie babies.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 11, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

im definetly going to Mark Buehrle bobble head day

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 11, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

wasn't that on frank night?

would figure this one catches people by surprise.

by Trooper on Apr 11, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

i got mine. it was on the day frank's jersey got retired.

i doubt the lines will be as nutsy this time around.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 11, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats the day, yes.

longest lines I can ever remember seeing there.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 11, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was also the day they retired his number..

I don’t think it was just the bobble head. But yeah, the lines were insane. I believe I drank a couple beers with you in the parking lot before the game that day.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 12, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Braden has an outstanding pickoff move

If the bridge can somehow get on base tonight he better have his head in the game.

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 11, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's what happens

when i forget to engage my brain.
doy.

by craigws on Apr 11, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoodie?

Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease

by Chiburb on Apr 11, 2011 4:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

White Sox surge in rankings

BTB_Power

Some real classy comments on here regarding Nishi.
Wish I could say I was surprised.
by twinpirate326

by Tdogg on Apr 11, 2011 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I call BS.

Twain 21st? Pffft.

don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb

by winningugly on Apr 11, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN disagrees

ESPY

Some real classy comments on here regarding Nishi.
Wish I could say I was surprised.
by twinpirate326

by Tdogg on Apr 11, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

same with TSN

http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2011-04-11/mlb-power-poll-rangers-ride-to-the-top

beware of autoplaying video content.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

on that subject

the “5 questions for buehrle” will be in the 4/25 edition of their mag, the web sometime around then / after that.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

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