The annual SSS Outing is a mere five weeks away, and I got all these Sox peops up in my shiz-a-naz asking for the cash moneys, honeys!
Our payment is due in full next week, so the folks listed below need to either bail out, or send me virtual money ASAP. If I do not have your money by this Saturday, I'll need to slash you from the roster. You're dead to me! It's a cruel world, this meth-up organizing. Nobody said it was going to be all sunshine and dandelion wine!
Please email me directly if you have any concerns or issues getting money sent by Saturday. We can work around special circumstances and as a po-ass-bitch myself, I certainly won't judge if you can't swing it but still want to go.
$45 through Paypal to email@example.com
El Diablo (x2 for Mrs Diablo)
...lookit those stupid bears.