GT: The one where AstroTurf's GameDay Grass 3D60H teaches Danks how to win.
by e-gus on Apr 19, 2011 5:14 PM CDT
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PrintChicago White Sox at Tampa Bay Rays, Apr 19, 2011 5:40 PM CDT
Current Series
Rays lead the series 1-0
| Mon 04/18 | WP: David Price (2 - 2) LP: Edwin Jackson (2 - 1) |
0 - 5 loss |
| Wed 04/20 | 5:40 PM CDT | |
| Thu 04/21 | 5:40 PM CDT | |
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Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
time to catch the ever elusive John Danks win badge
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
foiled again!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
if ever there was a time for rios to wake the fuck up
its now/ dude is sluggin 1.333 (sss) vs shields
i reckon the hare gets fucked. what, proper fucked?
Agreed
But he was stellar against Price before last night.
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 5:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
price was on his game though
i doubt shields spots his pitches and gets the same defense price had
i reckon the hare gets fucked. what, proper fucked?
I agree
Shields isn’t gonna last three inning. We got our magic Teahen in the lineup tonight!
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 5:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
time for basedball
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 5:30 PM CDT reply actions
I ate them all. that sucks
i got alcohol though
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i had chocolate chip cookies
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Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
booze, woman!
what do you have for booze??
i reckon the hare gets fucked. what, proper fucked?
by BoeJouma on Apr 19, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
oh vodka
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Sam Folds
My prediction? PAIN!
Light it.
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
Jacksonville area real estate guy,
big Rays fan I hear.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
He is my new Punto
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 5:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not really
Like Punto, he’s caught lightning in a bottle
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 5:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
punto has never been on this kind of a streak has he?
i reckon the hare gets fucked. what, proper fucked?
The aforementioned "human highlight reel"??
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 5:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Maybe in 2006?
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 5:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no morel, blah teahen
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Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 5:39 PM CDT reply actions
how many times do i have to say it? teahen is leading the sox in OPS.
(well, i have to say it now because today may be the last day that it’s true)
ten days to lee elia day!!
okay
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
game on wciu
game day link
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2011_04_19_chamlb_tbamlb_1&mode=gameday
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Sox are 0-1 in these road grays, aren't they?
Or did I miss a game?
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 5:43 PM CDT reply actions
adam dunn looks skinny on gameday
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Oddly enough, WCIU is like the best HD signal I get.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions
hitting. does it exist?
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions
I think we already peaked
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
ugh
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Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 5:53 PM CDT reply actions
That was a pretty terrible route there, Rios.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 5:53 PM CDT reply actions
Fudge
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 5:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
OH MY GOD DANKS IS TERRIBLE
HES LIKE THE DANKS THAT WAS WITH THE RANGERS OH MY FUCKING GAWD
i reckon the hare gets fucked. what, proper fucked?
Now I get nervous when we give up a run
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 5:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Only good with tomatoes out of the garden
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 5:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
rally BLTs
require Topsy Turvy tomatoes
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 19, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
wow, mlb
thanks for that live look in. had the enjoyment of watching the rays pre-inning warmup drills. fucking retarded hacks
i reckon the hare gets fucked. what, proper fucked?
THERE WAS A LIVE LOOK IN??????????
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
vacuums suck
"Bickell to Brouwer to Bolland...BANG!" ~ Pat Foley, 12-26-10
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
by HappyHuman on Apr 19, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i propose a comment protest.
we don’t comment on this gamethread until we have the lead
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
ah, the groupon method.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 19, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
holy crap. in the last two hours the temperature went from 55 to 76
and the dew point went from 54 to 69. shit is about to get biblical.
mercy.
ten days to lee elia day!!
And the waters of the Boneyard did rise, and swallow the unwashed masses at strawberry fields...
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
everything worked out. didn't even lose power.
and everyone will be happy to know gays was spared as well.
nine days to lee elia day!!
Sam Fuld is mortal!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
danks velocity down?
gameday saying 89-90 on his fastball up in the zone. doesnt bode well
i reckon the hare gets fucked. what, proper fucked?
intentional?
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 19, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I can see Joe Maddon intentionally walking the first batter of an inning.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
you see? you see?
The man is a fucking genius!
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 19, 2011 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
damn matt joyce
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Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 6:18 PM CDT reply actions
That crouch thing that Shields is doing cracks me up
"Bickell to Brouwer to Bolland...BANG!" ~ Pat Foley, 12-26-10
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
Dear Ozzie
Please stop handing them outs. The hitters do enough of that.
Not helping, Rios
"Bickell to Brouwer to Bolland...BANG!" ~ Pat Foley, 12-26-10
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
So, this is gonna be one of those games, huh?
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
that should have beem caught
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
This is painful.
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 19, 2011 6:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
as long as he doesn't start to blow..
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 19, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Trop requires balance
if Rays outfield catches everything…Sox must catch nothing
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 19, 2011 6:25 PM CDT reply actions
did gameday fuck up
or did teahen successfully field a ball at third base?
ten days to lee elia day!!
Surprisingly
That was not a computer error.
by ObsidianXIII on Apr 19, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Or even more surprisingly
That was not a Teahen error
"Insert witty Ozzie quote here"
by Sox102605 on Apr 19, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
How depressing
it must be for Rays fans to have to watch their home team play in such an ugly ballpark.
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 19, 2011 6:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
im more depressed watching this ugly team play ugly baseball in an ugly ballpark
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 19, 2011 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
i've been there. their fans don't care, trust me.
they are only concerned with beating on those gd cowbells. it doesn’t bother them because they are almost deaf but it keeps the opposing teams fans away.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
Everyone in the stands looks over 70
They probably can’t see very well anyway
"Insert witty Ozzie quote here"
seamed all they cared about last night was the free pizza
i reckon the hare gets fucked. what, proper fucked?
you must have never seen the bulls score 100 at home
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
WHAT 99 POINTS?! BOO
BOO. I WANTS MY BIG MAC ATTACK
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 19, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
ive been to various games of vaious sports where theres shit like that
im merely pointing out that it seemed that was the ONLY thing the “fans” cared about last night
i reckon the hare gets fucked. what, proper fucked?
I've been there, it's actually a pretty cool park
theyve got a lot of things to do in between innings, very kid friendly
2011 WhiteSox Baseball: we're all in
you can't be serious?
what did you do, go throw popcorn in the ray tank?
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
some of the behind-the-scenes parts are nice.
but where fans go? it sucks. horribly.
the bright spot is the restaurant right outside the terrible parking lot. that’s good.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 19, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
OznCoop cares more about the behind-the-scenes parts.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Only indoor park I ever been to was Metrodome
And that just sucked. Baseball belongs in the sun, especially in Florida.
"Insert witty Ozzie quote here"
well
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Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
great effort by che though
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
goody
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Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
after shoppach dribbled a foul down the third base line
dj “danks comes off the mound, talks to the home plate umpire, and changes balls with him.”
thanks dj!
ten days to lee elia day!!
by BuehrleMan on Apr 19, 2011 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hmmm cookies
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Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
soooooooooooooooooo slumpy
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I'll take...
Rios K, AJ popping up to the catcher on the first pitch and then Alexei getting a “god dungit” or whatever Hawk says on a hard hit ball to, um, right.
One of these days he's going to go full Yosemite Sam, which is like a level or two angrier than his typical Foghorn Leghorn.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Take it back
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Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
First pitch was right on AJ
But I like the result for now, even if that was really lucky on placement.
by ObsidianXIII on Apr 19, 2011 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
As much as it annoys me
you have to respect Tampa’s effort and on defense, especially Fuld, Joyce, and Upton
I think Rios is a dead pull hitter
get’em over isn’t his forte
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 19, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
AJJJJJJJJ!
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Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 6:49 PM CDT reply actions
Beat the first pitch straight into the ground
That’s AJ alright. Got it just hard enough to get it through, though!
"Insert witty Ozzie quote here"
Heh... AJ?
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 6:49 PM CDT reply actions
wooooo
"Bickell to Brouwer to Bolland...BANG!" ~ Pat Foley, 12-26-10
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
AJ hit a tapper over the mound that squeaked to the outfield.
by ObsidianXIII on Apr 19, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
To be fair
AJ’s was at .255 coming into the game.
His career BABIP is .301 and last season’s was .278
by ObsidianXIII on Apr 19, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
They gotta regress to the mean at some point.
I just wish the Rays weren’t regressing so hard against the Sox.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I see his BABIP as declining as his GB% rises.
I’d love to be wrong, of course.
Rhubarb's car smells like fried chicken.
That ALMOST makes up for all those balls back through the middle yesterday that had poor Velo shielding himself.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 6:50 PM CDT reply actions
AJ spreading positivity
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 6:50 PM CDT reply actions
I know I'm late, and this goes without saying, but I'm tired of seeing Cleveland and Kansas City battling for the division lead, even if it is 2 weeks into the season.
Let’s get them bats going again boys.
"Release the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"
pitch right damnit
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Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 6:54 PM CDT reply actions
Give KW about 6 years.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
After he signs a 10 year $150 mil deal
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
Sure
TB won’t be able to afford him once his contract is up.
which won't be until 2016
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
being tied was nice
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
Ugh
Just throw a 3-2 fastball right down the heart of the plate, why don’t you?
"Insert witty Ozzie quote here"
what lead?
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
And the vuvuzelas.
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 19, 2011 7:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Teahen with another play?
Is the universe ending tomorrow?
ix-nay on the eahen-Tay ielding-fay
We have a good thing going.
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
commercial break theatre
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/4ppi4X/www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DDsuVLsDyln4
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
i enjoy that someone
A. built an obstacle course for a squirrel
B. trained a squirrel to run an obstacle course
C. used the MI theme music
D. distracted me even more from studying physio
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
and made sure he didn't notice
that he could climb straight up the pole at the finish line
by bevingtonsTallBoy on Apr 19, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Kenny will go after
that squirrel in the offseason
"If God had intended for pitchers to bat, he wouldn't have made them suck at it. The AL: God's League."
does one train the squirrel first or let them figure out the obstacle course on their own?
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 19, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i figure you have to train it first
which is impressive because they don’t have a great deal of brain function.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
i wonder if their groups are social enough that they'd teach each other.
creating an army of squirrel minions
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 19, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Squirrels are actually pretty intelligent creatures
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/07/090728102303.htm
i'd cry in the dark! by craigws
I befriended a squirrel one Summer in College.
I always sat outside on a bench before a Sumer School math class I was taking, and ate lunch. This fat-ass squirrel figured out if he just looked at me long enough, I’d toss he a bit of bread from my sandwich. Eventually I got him to actually come up on the bench with me.
Cool Squirrel, he was.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
The end of Summer came, and the Squirrel turned out to be Maggie May.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
how would you train a squirell to run through an imaginary obstacle course?
I think you would have to build it first.
by SoxfanCT on Apr 19, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
you train it one step at a time
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
meant first before filming.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 19, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
ump is extending the strikezone
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
greg walker needs a talking to
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
At least they made Shields work there - you can see the Sox juggernaut is wearing him down
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
Mr. Shields just struck out our 1-3 batters
Pizza time for the Rays fans!!
Hawks time - from one depressing team to the next
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
they gonna win tonight!
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully John Scott makes good use of his 5 minutes of ice time and beat Torres to a pulp
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
worth tuning in just to watch that for that possibility
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
very impressive 1,2,3 hitters tonight
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 7:10 PM CDT reply actions
mrs troop is teaching little troop animals sounds from this book
for rooster she did it AD style.
by Trooper on Apr 19, 2011 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
complete with dancing?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
she tried after I suggested
and he started laughing hysterically. trying to get him to bed tho so that was that
body language
anyone else completely annoyed by konerko’s body language when he fails????
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by whitesoxmatt on Apr 19, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh come on....this is just silly now.
"Release the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"
Sorry to sound pesimistic...
but this game is already lost….we are playing without spark….another wates performance from Danks
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
Wates is wasted...like I am ...with too many wines
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, so how long is it going to take before the Royals and Tribe fall off? All-star break? Memorial Day?
I mean, there’s no way the Sox AND Twins are more than 6 games back on the division lead, right?
"Release the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"
By either of those points in the season, I mean.
"Release the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"
by Alex Houston on Apr 19, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
By June 1st none of them are 1 and 2
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to think the hitting is going to level off eventually. Probability says it has to.
But Kansas City has more of a hitting punch this time around with Butler and Casillas and all. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re either leading or less than 5 back come mid June.
"Release the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"
by Alex Houston on Apr 19, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
there is no hitter named casillas on KC's roster
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
He meant Cialis.
Butler’s a heavy user. Don’t ask how I know.
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by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't post often
but when I do…
it’s because I’m sad and angry.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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i want white sox runz
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
2010 or 2011
I’m sure someone mentioned it above or during past games, but are we watching the 2010 Sox or the 2011 Sox? I can’t tell the difference right now.
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2009 sucked pretty bad too as i recall..
The Politics of Failure Have Failed..We Need To Make Them Work Again
It's actually the 2004 White Sox
Nothing clicking at the same time and not much fun to watch unless Danks is pitching (or MB in 2004).
danks is pitching
and this is not fun to watch
The Politics of Failure Have Failed..We Need To Make Them Work Again
don't worry. the 2013 sox are gonna be running away with it at this point.
but I think cleveland chases them down by the end.
2013
when jared mitchell is leading off and not “i can’t hit my way out of a paper bag” juan pierre?
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This team sucks
Good teams don’t have six game losing streaks to .500 teams
only one al playoff team had a 6 game losing streak last year
the rangers..i looked it up..i like to find little projects like that to keep me from hanging myself at times like this
The Politics of Failure Have Failed..We Need To Make Them Work Again
how about instead of looking up completely meaningless and trivial occurrences
you spend your time researching more important things.
like carlos quentin’s plate appearances.
nine days to lee elia day!!
was hopeful
The first few games provided false hope. Rios headed back to 2009 form.
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but we signed a guy who strikes out 300 times a year
and has led the reds, dbags and nationals to glory time and time again..so we are all in
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Only down 1..
I guess I should be happy.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 19, 2011 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
i like the ozzie is leaving danks in
give the man a chance to win a game
i reckon the hare gets fucked. what, proper fucked?
probably too hung over to get anyone up
The Politics of Failure Have Failed..We Need To Make Them Work Again
clearly
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Apr 19, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
nothing says hung over like having a morning round of golf.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 19, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
never been hungover at night from a morning round of golf?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Apr 19, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
never golfed past the "mini-" level.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 19, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The last 20 comments are adding insult to injury
And are complete horseshit. Loser talk
i'd cry in the dark! by craigws
by Rhubarb on Apr 19, 2011 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
we are back to our old tricks of making average pitchers look great. what kind of positive things should we be talking about…other than danks?
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shields is a good pitcher
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I don't understand Joe Cowley's tweets
Back to a Sox tweet boycott for another 24 hours – let the “fans” they have in the Tampa pressbox paint you a rainbow where there’s manure.
Wow the negativity by some right now is even worse than mine.
At least I don’t say we should start trading veterans!
REO Speedwagon is playing at the Trop, April 30th
Don’t know if it’s before or after the Angels game.
REO plays
Whenever the fuck REO wants to
by moroots on Apr 19, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, they are bad ass.
Kevin Cronin is slightly more masculine than Dennis DeYoung.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
Hope the Sox score 2+ here,
Don’t really want to see the bullpen work through extras.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
FOK
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
small ball!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Is this one of those deals where everybody wears a "Shields 33" jersey,
or is the man who started the game being allowed to pitch in the 9th?
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Apr 19, 2011 7:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
His number, like many Floridians, is retired.
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
the former. mlb went kind of crazy after jackie robinson day.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 19, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
have to bunt over your leadoff hitter
with a guy coming up who either walks hrs or ks…it all makes sense
The Politics of Failure Have Failed..We Need To Make Them Work Again
Everything is ok guys.
Dunn is up.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
you can take ozzie out of the national league, but you can't take the nat'l league out of ozzie
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
See, this is what happens when Maddon's team bunts in the same situation in three innings and wins a game.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
When was the last time that Guillen bunt Pierre to second and he score????
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but it will work at some point this season. he thinks.
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Ok now it is PK time
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Ozzie Ball
Is much harder to swallow when the team is playing like shit.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 19, 2011 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
I don't care for the Rays
But I don’t mind some of their fans wearing them short shorts. I can’t wait for the warmer weather.
"Release the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"
he is a slow starter, check last year with wash.
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
he looks completely lost up there
but i mean he’ll bounce back, he’s been doing this a long time.
yeah he's had a long and distinguished career of hitting meaningless hrs on last place teams
so i look forward to that
The Politics of Failure Have Failed..We Need To Make Them Work Again
oh shut the fuck up
like it was his choice to play for cincy and arizona? what the fuck was he supposed to do, just suck ass for shitty teams?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
but he got paid
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
was traded there for playoff push a few years back
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
When you're right, you're right.
Doesn’t make you any more likable.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
by winningugly on Apr 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
yeah
he should totally look at what carl crawford is doing for boston.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Manny has an appendix.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
So when are YOU going to learn something?
Huh? When?
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
My first and only graduate.
Immediate bankruptcy.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
BURN IT DOWN. BURN IT ALL DOWN.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
OH WELL
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
That was awful, Paulie
"Bickell to Brouwer to Bolland...BANG!" ~ Pat Foley, 12-26-10
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
There is no joy in Mudville.
Or Bridgeport.
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 19, 2011 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
Or Hobart
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 19, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I dated a few Hegewisch girls back in the day. There is NEVER joy in Hegewisch.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I dated a Joy from Hegewisch
And I did find happiness within her… albeit briefly.
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
TWSS
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 19, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
They do put out.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Other people know of Hegewisch?
Surely, you jest.
"Release the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"
by Alex Houston on Apr 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I know... I know...
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck us
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
6 CONSECUTIVE LOSSES!
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
So, is the season over yet?
2102 looks yummy!
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
by winningugly on Apr 19, 2011 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
2102?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I figure we'll have a minor league system by then. ;)
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
By then priest will be hung on meet hooks
handmaidens tale comes to fruition
i'd cry in the dark! by craigws
the years go by so fast for him now
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
by blackoutsox on Apr 19, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1 for the age reference
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
we can't really be this bad, can we?
1-7 over the last eight?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
It's not over, but we will "bunt" it all the way to 2012
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No... not yet.
Baltimore was winning the World Series a week ago…
But on a serious side, the Sox April was going to be tough since the schedule did not fall our way. After those first two series, it was a lot of Rays, A’s and Angels and Yankees. Basically the schedule gods gave us the Twins schedule from 2006-2010, hard at first, and then a shit ton of Indians and Royals and out of the race Jays etc.
Yahoooo!!!! Soon no lines in the Cell washrooms
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
worst white sox team since 2010!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Which month is our 25-5 month again?
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
welp, time to watch the hawks bomb out too
at least we still have the bulls.
i dont know check the schedule and see if theres one where we play the nationals cubs and pirates all month
that would be the one
The Politics of Failure Have Failed..We Need To Make Them Work Again
you know the pirates would own us
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
keep playin like this and we will need one of those. if you look at the schedule, that month is september this year
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doubtful
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
i think we play clev. and kc 10+ times combined. they’ll be toast by that point (hopefully)
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like the brave little toaster?
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We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 19, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
x
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
This is awesomeness
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 19, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Well...definitely not April...
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
october
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
WTF... The Rifleman?!?
WHERE IS MY LOPEZ?!?
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
You could learn something from Chuck Connors.
He knew from losing – was a Cub.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
Oh wait, it's the cute chick Geordi likes. This will do.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, but she shuts him down... Sad LaForge is Sad.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, she was the warp engine lady and the holodeck thing that he finally met and turned out to be a bitch.
This was some chick named Kristy.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I am mistaken... This is the one with Leah Brahams.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
x
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
by 67WMAQ on Apr 19, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I enjoy this immensely.
Almost as much as The Rifleman.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
it is the rifleman?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
First 17 games of 2011
7 wins and 10 loses
First 17 games in 2010: 6 wins and 11 loses
I am a bit scare….but it’s still early…innit?
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
That would be a great stat
If we made the playoffs last year
we're one win better than last year through 17 games.
there’s your sunshine.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 19, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
so that puts us at 89-73?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
something like that. might be good enough for the central.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 19, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll take it
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
the rangers went 7-10 last season through their first 17
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
and a fat lotta good it got them.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
just imagine the hopelessness of starting 19-29 through 48 games
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Apr 19, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
They had Hamilton....we have Dunn!!!
And they played a shitload games against the Mariners…
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
they lost 2 of 3 to the mariners and the indians both in that 17 game stretch
and hamilton hit .230/338/.410 over that stretch
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I think we will be alright...we have just been a bit unlucky
facing truly strong pitchers when we are trying to find out our hitting rhythm again….Tmorrow Wade Davis…then Niemann…then fuck…Verlander…can we have a breather?
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
are there any crappy pitchers left in this league?
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe the Royals....
but we have been facing too many aces…. we need more accesible pitchers to get the spark rekindled….
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Peavy
Over / under 12 starts at the major league level for us this season?
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Under - for his career
"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"
Ask Mark Prior...he knows about that
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The season is officially over.
That’s not “negative,” it’s just reality.
Blow yourself.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you really?
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
he told him to commit an impossible act of masturbation?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Just gotta remove that one vertebrae...
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I won't be able to once I get that vertebrae removed.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
you're the dick, you little punk.
I’m sick and tired of you kids who don’t know anything pretending the Sox can actually field a competitive team. Guess you’re a sucker for advertisements. Well look what “all in” bought ya: the last 4 good days of Paul Konerko’s decaying career, Dunn, a.k.a. “the white Andruw Jones,” top dollar for GREAT relievers like Linebrink and Ohman, and Cy Young award winner Peavy! YEAAAAAHHH! Can’t go wrong with this bunch!
Look, the more they lose, they sooner they blow this thing up and actually hire some sensible people to run a real baseball team. We’re supposed to believe they make great decisions because the PC media thinks it’s real cute that our team is run by a gamblin’ dumbass black dude and a crazy typical short guy hothead drama queen who can’t even speak English. When in reality, it just makes for bad baseball. Just look on the field, if you’re in denial.
a few things
shape the fuck up. you’re a new poster here, maybe show some respect. oahu isn’t a young kid, so you started off wrong right off the bat. dunn and jones are not similar players at all. linebrink isn’t on the team anymore. get your shirt together or you won’t be long for the site.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
stunning analysis
Jim should just turn in his pen at the door
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
UD,
lose the personal attacks and the focus on racial typecasting. That won’t work very long here. And if you’ve lurked for awhile – which most folks do before they start throwing stinkbombs – you know that.
As an aside, as most on the site will tell you, I ain’t no kid.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
its always the new people
who blast
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
And the award for Mr CrankyRubberPants goes to....
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 19, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm trying to flag you but the site is messed up somehow and won't let me.
hopefully you’ve been banned by this point.
nine days to lee elia day!!
really? immunity for the first post? I can't see how that can go wrong.
I almost want to make a new account and make an absolutely, ridiculously offensive post and see if you will give it a warning.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 20, 2011 7:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Then you are an idiot. Find something productive to do.
He’s been warned. The folks charged with monitoring the site are doing what they are supposed to do.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
There was never any doubt I am an idiot.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 20, 2011 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder what it is you would say in such a post. Who would you go off on, etc.
"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly
I'd make some derogatory remarks about Austin Jackson
and probably Maicer Izturis and his entire family and race.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 20, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
although that would surely give me away.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 20, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I can give some pointers on Austin Jackson
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
how about a swing and a
insult a huge percentage of the population with inane racist jabber?
nine days to lee elia day!!
i'm just fooling around while also reiterating that i wouldn't be upset by a banning. no biggie.
you haven’t heard the phrase “86” before?!
nine days to lee elia day!!
I thought it might be "cut him loose"
about 30 seconds ago. Slow, I am.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
86 the post-game show.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 20, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
WTF Are you?
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
did not ask you
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
there is one when i replied to uncle dickhead
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 19, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Well when it's a direct reply to a comment asking a question in reply it's usually pretty obvious.
aaand boom goes the Q!namite!
I'm reading this in Arnold's...
“I’M A COP YOU IDIOT!” voice.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 19, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
give them at least 40 games
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer 162 myself
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
I figure in two months we can figure out if they are really as bad as they look right now
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
40 wins?
nah, more like 75. how’s that for optimism? i don’t see KC beating us out for 4th place, but then again they are playing much better than us.
let them play at least 40 before you pass judgement, teams go through slumps, let this one play out
I doubted you "Q" please forgive me
by SavePeavytill2010 on Apr 19, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure.
40 is representative, too. No team has ever come back from a lousy 40 game start of the season to play for a World Series.
Oh.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
its anchorMAN not anchorLADY and that is a scientific fact!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Apr 19, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
great, now I have to delete my history
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
We're out mathmatically already?
Man, that was fast. Can I cash in my 5/21 tickets?
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
Judgement day.
the 7000th aniversary of the great flood. It’s true. I got a pamphlet.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Saw a large billboard driving to Tampa last night
with that fact. Wonders of living in Central Florida.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
That's what the guys in the fanshot photo I put up are preaching.
Really nice guys. Talked to them a bit. Couldn’t get them to admit the fault in using a Roman calendar to calculate their “doomsday” no matter what, though.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
"Many Shuuvs and Zuuls were roasted in the belly of the Sloar that day, I'll tell you!"
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
by 67WMAQ on Apr 19, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's a rec.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I just heard about it on twitter.
Shocking that Selig would call the thing off, especially at a time like this, with games still being played. As word gets around, they’re stopping mid-inning, even mid-at bat. Everyone is being sent home. Surprising that such a move would be made at this point, but JR does have a lot of pull with the commissioner.
Hopefully they can go back to the hotel, evaluate some things, and find a reasonable solution. I hear (and this is really just rumor now, passed on to me by a source who wishes to remain anonymous so I’ll call him Custer Polney who says he heard it somewhere) that they might resume play as soon as tomorrow.
This is all tentative at this point, and since it’s been officially canceled all we can do is hope, but it does seem possible that there might be more baseball yet this year.
Fingers crossed, guys.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I dig the Lookout Landing angst of this thread so very much.
don't worry
you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
you definitely did not see yesterdays then
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
I am off to listen Mumford & Sons imagining Guillen singing
…..It was not your fault but mine….I really fucked it up this time….didn’t I my dear…
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
Love the band
But what the hell is guillen to do? Only thing he blew is having Dunn bat third while he struggles to get back. Otherwise the sox just can’t hit right now
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 8:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
they need a team meeting(s)
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Yes, yes they do! You got it
and they need to do this in a Cave.
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 8:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Guillen could stop bunting Pierre....for starters
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Your ship has come in
MDGonzales Oz thinking of dropping Dunn in the order, thinks he and others are pressing. Wants team to relax or it will kill his liver.
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
do you bring Q! up to 3rd and drop dunn to 5th?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I dunno. Why not?
Ozzie’s lineup juggling after a 7 game losing streak in 2008 (OMG!) worked.
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
Dunn hitting lower is better for the optimized lineup anyway,
and it would be hard to have a lineup so bad that it made much of a difference. So I’m all for it. I’d like to see someone who Ozzie won’t make bunt hit second, too, but that ain’t gonna happen.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
alexei? since when has alexei lay down a decent bunt? but you know ozzie would still call for it
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
How about Quentin?
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
We haven't led in a game since last Friday
If I’m danks after 2012, I’m like f this I’m going to NY
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 8:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
he just doesn't know how to win. you think ny will help him
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Those Yankees always find a way to score runs
then you have Mo Rivera….a good recipe for a starter to win loads of game
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
tell that to joba. oh wait
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Well...Joba stinks
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 19, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
The Sox still have his brother held hostage in AAA.
If Johnny goes to New York, then the Sox ship Jordan’s ass straight to Pittsburgh.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Blackmail is a game played with money.
When you play the game with humans, it is called diplomacy.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 19, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
instant baseball death sentence
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Very true
That Rick Hahn is a genius!
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 8:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hawks in 7
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 19, 2011 8:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
How long before Teahen traded?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
KC leading Cleveland
Alex Gordon has been just ridiculous thus far this year. Butler has been amazing as well.
you are forgetting betemit!
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
If Gordon is for real,
With the prospects they have in the minors, the Royals have the potential to become a legit threat in the division over the next few years.
re-he-he-he-he-heaaaaaally
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 19, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yo. Recap is up.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 19, 2011 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
it is nice and warm in here.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
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