New York I Love You, but You're Bringing Me Down: A New York Yankees Preview
A brief look at an opponent we play this week.
When we play them: 4/25-4/28 @ New York, 8/1-8/4 at home
Offense: Derek Jeter-SS, Curtis Granderson-CF, Mark Teixeira-1B, Alex Rodriguez-3B, Robinson Cano-2B, Nick Swisher-RF, Jorge Posada-DH, Russell Martin-C, Brett Gardner-LF. Bench: Eric Chavez-UTIL, Andruw Jones-OF, Gustavo Molina-C.
The grand demise of the Yankee Empire that was foretold by a great many this winter (OMG THEY DIDN"T LAND CLIFF LEE THEY ARE DOOMED!) seems to have been a bit premature. This is due in large part to a an offense that is currently leading the American League in runs per game. Fantastic. Derek Jeter continues his inevitable march towards hit number 3,000 (expect it in late June, maybe early July). The Captain is leading off, though this is more due to Brett Garnder's early struggles than anything new or different Jeter is doing. In fact, he's struggling almost as much as Gardner so far (.525 OPS). As one would expect from any 36 year old, Jeter is beginning to show his age at the plate. His power has been declining and his days of stealing 20+ bags seem to be in the past. It's a good thing that whenever he decides to retire, he's already built a strong foundation for his golden years. Local boy and incredibly likeable guy Curtis Granderson has been absolutely crushing the ball so far this season (6 HR so far). It's unfortunate that John Danks pitched Sunday, as Grandy has a very obvious problem hitting lefties (.638 career OPS as opposed to .888 against right handers). Curtis has the speed and skill to steal 20+ bases, but Joe Girardi doesn't seem to give the green light often enough for this to happen. While he'll never repeat that magical 2007 season, there is a great deal of value in a lefty with 30 homer potential who plays great center field defense. I'm not quite sure which is more surprising: Mark Teixeira actually getting off to a hot start or his love of musicals. Tex had the second worst season of his career last year and is looking to rebound in a big way. So far, so good (5 HR, 1.064 OPS). The switch-hitter should finish near the league lead in homeruns and brings good defense to the table to boot.
Alex Rodriguez continues his assault on the homerun record list, now a mere 12 behind Ken Griffey Jr. for fifth place. Last season was A-Rod's first sub-.900 OPS season since he joined the Yankees back in 2004. This seems to have been more a result of a career low BABIP than true aging, as he is off to a torrid start (a semi-common theme for this team). What's his secret? Steroids. You should probably read more. Even with the subpar defense and rapidly deteriorating speed, Rodriguez is still one of the best right-handed hitters in the game. Robinson Cano proved that his random power outburst in 2009 was no fluke, topping his homerun total an additional four for a career high 29 last season. Cano also almost doubled his walk rate, making him into a deadly well-rounded hitter. If Robinson can keep his OPS above .900, it will go a long way towards making up for the fact that the he is half of one of the weakest defensive middle infields in baseball. Which brings us, of course, to Nick Swisher. So much has been said about Nick around these parts, but I believe this current entry on his Wikipedia page says it best, "Swisher is just too cool and too awesome. Everyone dreams of becoming someone close to him. Overall he is way better than anyone else on the planet. When he goes in the water he doesn't get 'wet', the water gets 'swished'". Yes my friend, the water does indeed get swished. When he's not guest-starring on terrible television shows, Swisher continues to make Kenny Williams look foolish by putting up career best numbers every season since leaving the White Sox. C'est la vie. Swisher plays okay defense and puts up a nice mid-.800s OPS as a switch hitter with 25+ homerun power. I still wish it had worked out better for him on the South Side.
Jorge Posada has made the positional switch to DH this year. The 39 year old cannot play behind the plate with any regularity any more, but his bat is still good enough to squeeze another season or two out of. Even the shift away from the backstop won't be able to prevent his numbers from continuing to decline though. His current ceiling seems to be a wOBA around .350 with an .800 OPS at best. Dodgers outcast Russell Martin has replaced him behind the plate, at least until Jesus Montero proves that he knows what he is supposed to be doing defensively. The $4MM contract seems to be working out very well for the Yankees, as Martin is thriving in his first season away from the catcher-abusing Joe Torre. Even with the inevitable cooling off that will happen (there is no way in hell Martin continues to slug over .700), Russell could easily have the best season of his career, which would be huge for the 28 year old going into free agency again. Martin will hit between 15-20 homeruns and steal 10+ bases, all while throwing out his fair share of would be thieves (31.3% career CS rate). As mentioned earlier, Brett Gardner was supposed to be batting leadoff this season. White Lightning (if this is not his actual nickname it totally should be) is off to a horrendous start. He's a victim both of bad luck (.194 BABIP) and not seeing the ball well (15 K and 4 BB). Gardner's blazing speed always makes him a threat on the basepaths and allows him to be one of the top defensive left fielders in baseball. His bat will come around soon, hopefully it just takes another week to do so.
Pitching: CC Sabathia-LHP, A.J. Burnett-RHP, Ivan Nova-RHP, Freddy Garcia-RHP, Bartolo Colon-RHP, Mariano Rivera-CL.
If the Yankees somehow don't make the playoff this year, the rotation will be the reason why. The only true exception to this is CC Sabathia. The slightly less hefty lefty has managed to be worth his gargantuan contract thus far. He gets around 200 strikeouts a year, rarely walks more than 70, and doesn't allow as many homeruns as you'd think a guy pitching in such a bandbox normally would (averaging 18 over the past three seasons). CC throws a low to mid-90's fastball, a power sinker, a dominant slider, a plus changeup, and the occasional curveball. A.J. Burnett is the living definition of failed promise and potential. Pre-Tommy John, this was a guy who could hit 97 mph with ease. Now his fastball sits in the lower 90's and is nowhere close the dominant pitch it once was. Burnett can get a bit wild and does suffer some problems with the longball (25 each season the past two). Other than his fastball he throws the best knucklecurve in the game, and sometimes shows a cutter, slider, and changeup in an attempt to keep hitters honest. Ivan Nova (whose name sounds like that of a crappy superhero) is being given his first full season in the majors. The 24 year old lacks true strikeout stuff (and good control for that matter), but makes up for his shortcomings by inducing a great deal of groundballs. Nova throws a powerful four-seamer that can touch the mid-90's, a two-seam fastball, a decent changeup, and a good 12-6 curveball.
And now we enter the strange part of the rotation. The Yankees are rich enough that they shouldn't have to rely on retreads in their pitching staff the way a team like, oh let's say the White Sox, may have to. But that is exactly what seems to have happened in the Bronx. Freddy Garcia somehow continues to stave off retirement despite being a right-handed pitcher with a fastball slower than Mark Buehrle's. You have to give credit to the guy though. He had to completely reinvent himself as a junkballer when he lost his velocity and it seems to be working. Freddy throws the aforementioned "fastball", a slider, a changeup, and a curveball. It'll be interesting to see how long the magic lasts being away from the only team he's been decent for over the past six years. Even more shocking than Freddy Garcia pitching for the Yankees is Bartolo Colon pitching for the Yankees. This is a man who disappeared from the White Sox in the middle of the 2009 season, seeming to ride off into (while blocking the) sunset for the final time. And then his fat ass appeared in Florida this spring and made it onto the 25 man roster. Colon has been off to a great start, but you have to wonder how much faith you can put in a man who hasn't pitched over 100 innings since 2005. His current BABIP (.298) is sustainable. His K/9 (10) is not. I honestly wouldn't be shocked if he went and disappeared again once he gets hurt this season. And that's not really an if on the injury, but much more of a when. Mariano Rivera has already blown a couple of saves this year, but it almost seems pointless to worry about that anymore. It seems like his done this the last few seasons and ultimately ends the year as the Mo we've all known since before my age reached double-digits. Mo is perhaps the best one-pitch pitcher ever, as hitters know the cutter is coming and it rarely seems to make a difference. Enjoy watching the best closer ever pitch this week, he probably doesn't have more than three seasons left.
Conclusion: We haven't been playing well at all lately. The Yankees have been but let's be honest, they were playing Baltimore. And if you let the damn near annual Orioles hot start to the season deceive you, I've got a beautiful bridge to sell you when you're out visiting Yankee Stadium. That being said, the Bombers still have the position of power over us during this series. I don't know if it really counts as pessimism when one predicts a 3-5 season record against New York, but so be it if it is.
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The End of Days scenario in NY
is if Jeter get an XBH. Just one means The Rapture begins.
You’ve been informed. What you choose to do with this information is up to you. I would…
REPENT!
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
PS Anyone see Cameron's attendance analysis?
Subject matter is what we were talking about last week (4/21). His conclusion:
We analyzed attendance data from 2001 through 2010 and found that there is a 0.924 correlation between a team’s average attendance in April and its average attendance over the rest of the season. Keep in mind that correlations run between 0 (no relation whatsoever) and 1 (a perfect relationship), so a 0.924 mark is about as strong as you will see in most real-world situations.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703396404576283233056143872.html?mod=ITP_marketplace_4
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
I currently have tickets to five more games (counting bachelor party and methup.)
If this team doesn’t get its act together, I won’t be buying anymore unless they are of the half price variety, that’s for sure. I’ve done my part so far Jerry. It’s gotta go both ways.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck New York.
From hell’s heart, I spit at thee.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 25, 2011 1:08 PM CDT reply actions
The Tony Awards has uninvited you.
Nice move.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
FTTA
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 25, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Now, do you use lube with that?
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 26, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Fleshlight.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 26, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
twss
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 25, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
MAYBE SHE'S WRONG
AND MAYBE I’M RIGHT
AND JUST MAYBE SHE’S WRONG
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
Granderson's OPS better against lefties this year.
They say thay corrected something in his swing at the end of last year. His OPS against lefties this year is 1.389. We’ll see.
I'd half to imagine that Dunn is going to hit a few bombs
I don’t think he could avoid the right field porch if he tried
some of those popups he hit yesterday would sail over that
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
can i take the over?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i'm not certain that you're an uncle, but i am certain your screen name is at least half correct.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
what say you bet your membership on it?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Apr 25, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I like this idea.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
This guy has to be the Korean...or The Korean's cousin...or a terrible imitation of The Korean...
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 25, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not a terrible show.
It’s no longer a really good show, but it’s not terrible.
"Nice erection, sally."
...says the guy that watches How I Met Your Mother.
I realize I’m setting you up here, yes.
Rhubarb's car smells like fried chicken.
just followed the link and concur on the false labeling of "terrible"
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
i had it overhyped to me
ruined it completely. also i hate laugh tracks.
and no love from anyone for the “mahna mahna” video?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
thirdeded.
also he was on ‘better with you’ recently and just married the hot chick redheadish slut on that one. i probably wouldn’t defend terrible if that was the link.
It's mistake is centering the show around the most annoying character.
if they made Jason Segel and the Buffy chick the main stars it’d be way better.
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 25, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I will be attending the last game of the series.
Hope the Good Guys don’t embarrass me too much.
BTW, anyone catch the stream of the last LCD Soundsystem show? Crazy!
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 25, 2011 1:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I did!!! Love that album. Good band...good music.
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 25, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
"Playing to the competition"
seems to be a common theme regarding the WSox over the years. Perhaps playing in the Bronx will be the kick in the backside that they need. Or they could just shrug their shoulders and drive more of us out onto the ledge.
For those of us cheapskates, tonight’s game is on ESPN3 (Xbox Live).
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
Not lately.
Like colin, they don’t score against anyone.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
by winningugly on Apr 25, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Out here in Pacific NW
We have it on ESPN. If the Sox continue to play like they have been I hope it’s a rain-out.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
needs more on how the yankees are scum for spending 200 million
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
but they aren't.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
well, they are, but not because of what you're citing.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I've just hoping
That Reinsdorf has reached the, “I’m old, let’s do this” portion of life, and we’re going to spend the Derrick Rose money like crazy from now on. If that’s the case, it does me no good to complain about the Yankees spending habits.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i've never had a problem with what they do
prolly never will
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Yep.. hate the game, not the player.
It’s not their fault the Pirates and Royals don’t have the same kind of revenue. It’s up to the league to change it, not the Yankees. Can’t blame a team for doing whatever it takes to win, under the rules.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
i hate the fact that they get a decent wedge of revenue
from fucktards in britain buying their caps without a scooby fucking doo about what the cap actually represents.
“it’s new york right? new york’s cool!”
the times i wanted to go ask them what they thought about derek jeter’s defense…
Jeters rapid decline this year is making me want to do a tap dance
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Are they really worse than the people I see walking around in Man U gear?
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 25, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
man, that fucker just *looks* like the kind of guy that 'explodes' every fist bump and makes sound effects when doing so.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
Che movin' on up.
And Beckahm has changed the spelling of his name in order to bust his slump.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
by winningugly on Apr 25, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dunn "Cleaning Up" again
That was a pretty short lived drop in the order – wouldn’t want to stray to far from the master plan.
by bevingtonsTallBoy on Apr 25, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
he's in the 5th spot.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
You're a good man, U-God.
And thorough. Thanks.
Rhubarb's car smells like fried chicken.
by Uribe Down on Apr 25, 2011 3:15 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
for those who freaked out when james shields beat us
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/call-him-complete-game-james/
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
How much money is Swisher sending to the Church of Scientology?
His fiance is a major scientologist, which as we all know will go to any lengths to target celebrities
Yep.
http://www.gossipcop.com/joanna-garcia-nick-swisher-wedding-married/
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
oh you are correct
If he doesn’t convert (at least secretly ala Will Smith) then I doubt the relationship lasts very long. They really do ever seem too.
Swisher’s new batting coach is L Ron
Not even Rhubarb could make this shit up
In the OT levels, Hubbard explains how to reverse the effects of past-life trauma patterns that supposedly extend millions of years into the past.122 Among these advanced teachings is the story of Xenu (sometimes Xemu), introduced as the tyrant ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy.” According to this story, 75 million years ago Xenu brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and detonated hydrogen bombs in the volcanoes. The thetans then clustered together, stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to do this today. Scientologists at advanced levels place considerable emphasis on isolating body thetans and neutralizing their ill effects
I advise watching the South Park episode
its very educational while at the same time hilarious
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Its really to bad she is wrapped up in that stuff
smoking hot and former actor from freaks and geeks usually would make me like someone
freaks and geeks is all well and good,
but i’m more impressed by her being in nineties nickelodeon classic ‘are you afraid of the dark’.
i'm sure there's a reba rerun on some station right now that can destroy that good will in no time.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
why does he need a financier?
you would think his wages would be more than adequate.
by hoodlight on Apr 25, 2011 4:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
FARMERRR'S MARKET
It’s not robbing Peter to pay Paul — it’s bludgeoning Peter to death, and then realizing on the way back that you forgot to grab his wallet.
they are going to kill us. we'll go 1-7
which sucks because i bet 20 bucks on each yankees series.
Kenwo4life=ratings
care to make a wager on if they go 1-7 or not?
loser buys a round at the meth-up?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
just 20 bucks to whoever wins the series.
i also have alexei vs. jeter for 25, granderson vs. rios for 25 (i pushed for this one…oops), Tex vs. Konerko for 25 and sabathia and hughes vs. danks and jackson for 25
Kenwo4life=ratings
you are going to win all of those except the rios one
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
by blackoutsox on Apr 25, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
eh the tex konerko one is a toss up.
i think i’ll win the alexei vs. jeter… not so sure about the pitching one because the stat count stops if jackson gets traded. its fun though. something to talk about during a shit work day.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Humber is on the DL though
is this season long?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
by blackoutsox on Apr 25, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
duh, Hughes
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
by blackoutsox on Apr 25, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
we will piss it tonight
I’ve put a bet on for the second time this season – sox -1.5. i’m 100% so far
by hoodlight on Apr 25, 2011 4:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
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ESPNChiSox Doug Padilla
Kenny says nobody is about to be fired. Greg Walker, included.
http://twitter.com/#!/ESPNChiSox/status/62642438518476800
CSNChi_Beatnik Brett Ballantini
KW: “I’ve said it for years now: #WhiteSox fans, you have to earn their respect and patronage. And we haven’t so far. But we will.”
CSNChi_Beatnik Brett Ballantini
KW on his pledge not to excessively worry about the #WhiteSox until July: “That’s not working out real well.”
CSNChi_Beatnik Brett Ballantini
Best KW can do for the team right now, he says, is offer the team some support and hugs. #CuddlyKenny
CSNChi_Beatnik Brett Ballantini
KW says media questions a lot easier than ones he got from fans during his 2.5 hour flight delay at O’Hare.
http://twitter.com/#!/CSNChi_Beatnik
about what I expect/want to hear at this point
thanks for the updates
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
I have a bad feeling about this game
I have a feeling our bats will begin to come alive, but I also have a feeling Humber won’t make it out of the 3rd.
by Bent Over Beckham on Apr 25, 2011 5:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
a 9-8 blowpen meltdown would be painfully hilarious.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
FJP
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
That's about the score i expect
Except I think we’ll cough up the runs early, show signs of life, and fall just short of tying it up in a way that feels like a giant kick to the dick
And of course I base this guess on absolutely nothing.
by Bent Over Beckham on Apr 25, 2011 5:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i struggle with all the meanings of piss you use
am i the only one?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Apr 25, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
submit 'cake' with 'piss'
and it will make sense.
though be warned, that is the only context in which you should ever do that.
by craigws on Apr 25, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
your foreign language is confusing to me
are you cheering for the sox to win or lose?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
win of course
but I only bet when I think we have value – price on Sox – 1.5 is far too big. So I have steamed in.
I think he wants to take a leak...
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 25, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions

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