Game Thread: Burnett All Down? or Humble Pie?
by e-gus on Apr 25, 2011 5:51 PM CDT
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I did not write that headline.
I was just going to throw up a last minute GT but it seems someone else had the same idea.
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
i did it
saw the gamethread not up and figured what the heck
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
yeah me too.
we had the exact same terrible idea, as well.
I was going to go with Humble Pie? Or Burnett all down?
When I saw just the Burnett all down I was confused.
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
Humble Pie....Isnt' that an old old old old band????
Even older than Supertramp I’d say… I remember “I don’t need no doctor”… good song!…The Sox need a doctor though…. what am I talking about….shit am I drunk already…again?
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
dew point for NYC is currently 56F. however, the douche point is off the scale.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
bloody hell, Humber's starting?
c’mon Bizarro!
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hmm pie
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 6:08 PM CDT reply actions
at least it's on espn.
used to be if a wciu game was on espn i would be blacked out of espn even though i’m not in wciu’s broadcast area. hooray.
four days to lee elia day!!
joy!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
yeah same here
I think enough people complained. WGN still doesn’t broadcast here so we do not get Hawks and Bulls games, yet they are blacked out on the national networks
the mic is really picking up the bleacher creatures tonight
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Overheard- "mmmm, I love cock, do you love cock?"
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
it's weird how announcers have no idea that jeter is declining (and i do mean all announcers)
but every sportswriter sees it.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I've heard his cock is extra tasty
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
No wonder great players love going to New York
As long as you’re a great Yankee, and even just average looking, you’re bound to get a smoking hot girlfriend/wife. You don’t even have to be great: look at swisher.
All you gotta do is been in the MLB, no matter where.
See Kotsay, Mark.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
you do realize if you're young, rich and famous it doesn't really matter which city you're in, right?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i saw a few highlights from the yanks-orioles yesterday
and 3 of the plays were jeter taking particularly fugly swings, all resulting in dribblers to the third baseman.
four days to lee elia day!!
FDJ
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
FCG
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Texiera has the most punchable face of all of them
FMT
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
FAJB
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
easy carlos
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
What do all of you negative bastards think of Humber's perfect game so far?
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
redundant. :)
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Well, that was nice.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
only has to do it 8 more times
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Burnett looks like if Gavin Floyd were a douchebag
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
also, i have a question.
there are nine games in mlb tonight and there are badges available for all of them except there are none available for the pirates-nationals game. why would that be?
four days to lee elia day!!
because no one wants those
its like getting a metapod
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Actually, I wish he would walk - that way, his stats make him look like he could hit singles.
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
dunn hit
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 6:31 PM CDT reply actions
Thats a lot of clogged base.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 6:31 PM CDT reply actions
also like Vongrats Dickering.
after them turtles.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
rios no hit
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 6:34 PM CDT reply actions
oh blah AJ
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 6:36 PM CDT reply actions
this team needs a fight to fire em up
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
I thought it was a bad call.
But the side angle looked like he went around.
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 25, 2011 6:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd like another replay..
But I didn’t think he went there.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 6:36 PM CDT reply actions
I've been watching for 5 minutes...
and AD’s appendix has been mentioned at least twice.
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
Don't need a lot of lip reading skill on that one.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
I feel good about your face
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
le sigh
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
not a priest?
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
by mick10 on Apr 25, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
no they taught me to stay far far away from them
An organization run by males that is massively homophobic tends to be bad. Boy Scouts, Catholic Church etc etc
Is there a way to have comments auto load
when on mobile?
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 25, 2011 6:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
he looks the same
outside of the slider he’s throwing.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
of course you do.
but that’s what you’re into.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
by colintj on Apr 25, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
never woulda guessed that you're of that opinion of others and yourself.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
by colintj on Apr 25, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
clearly
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
at risk of a whosh,
but i meant turing. only got an apology in the last couple of years, for all the good it does him now.
it would be pretty mind-blowing if Turing
turned out to have been a program.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
i remember seeing one really good breaking pitch from him
but im bouncing between this game and hw
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
they've missed A LOT of fastballs that were rightthere
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
gotcha
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
good
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 6:48 PM CDT reply actions
humber
i hope he stays this way all night
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
ah
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
He's gonna show Danks how to win.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
listen up everyone.
during arod’s at bat dj expressed a desire to come up with a new nickname for a curveball. what he came up with was “the thor hammer”. (farmio did not seem impressed)
thanks dj!
four days to lee elia day!!
by BuehrleMan on Apr 25, 2011 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
if someone who had never heard dj before was told some of the things he says
i think they would be hard pressed to believe them.
four days to lee elia day!!
They were arguing over the color of sea water when the Sox were in Tampa.
DJ went with green.
Rhubarb's car smells like fried chicken.
is seawater a color?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
It's only blue because the sky appears to be correct?
Real deep it’s just black then.
i'd cry in the dark! by craigws
does water have a taste?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
chicken... and BROKEN DREAMS.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
(i searched "thanks dj". out of 81 comments i had more than half of them
but apparently wasn’t the first to say it. there are some doozies in there. good times.)
four days to lee elia day!!
I dare him to call it something edgy
like a curving ball.
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone knows a fastball is "the Captain America"
just like a power sinker is “the incredible hulk” and changeups are “ant-man”
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
seriously? that's the "new" nickname? with the old one in it?
god is he an idiot.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
that's essentially my view on the matter.
but at least i often find it entertaining.
four days to lee elia day!!
i don't listen to radio, so it doesn't affect me much.
but i do find it somewhat embarrassing on the rare occasion i do hear them.
i’m not sure which of them i like less. i would like for both of them to go away and not come back.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Guess who hit a HR for the Orioles?
Jones? Nope. Markakis? mmmmm-no Then I’d have to say Roberts. I’d have to say no.
Compelling color.
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, lay off Uncle Ed.
He’s good people.
by ReservoirDog on Apr 25, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I think what Boone said about Rios and Beckham is valid
Both have the big leg kicks and they have no balance at the plate to adjust to the pitch. If you remember Greg Walker’s stance he had that big stride and his front heel was off the ground when he began his swing. I think he was a Charlie Lau disciple but I could be wrong. The best line drive hitters like Rose, Gwynn, Bonds, Mauer are short and compact.
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
We're all in.
We don’t want line drives, home runs or bust(strikeouts).
Well, there's that too
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
How long does Beckham get a break for not having played in the minors?
One of the few legit points Hawk makes is when he mentions that for fast-tracked first round prospects – like Beckham – they haven’t face as much adversity. Certainly compared to other major league players with experience in the minors. Beckham will figure out how to get out of these slumps eventually.
Some of those opposing mascots are sons-of-bitches
and the costumes reek by late July.
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
he's late on fastballs right now
he’s not getting unlucky. his swing just isn’t timed right atm.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
you mean that's not herbert perry at 3rd base?
The Politics of Failure Have Failed..We Need To Make Them Work Again
BUNT!!
Why? Was the 3B playing far back? not watching the game
he was trying to sacrifice himself.
it was called from the dugout
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
not happening
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
not with you sorry
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
wow really
we’ve actually been playing better than them all day
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
go away
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
2/10
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone is not All In!
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 25, 2011 7:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, so quick questions, and one I find totally fair:
do you like the White Sox? Or are you rooting for failure because you’re, I dunno, a big fan of the Twins or something? Or maybe you just don’t like baseball, I don’t know. What’s the deal there?
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 25, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm calling shenanigans.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
you lose the no runs bet
eagerly awaiting supersonic ejection into stratosphere
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
We have this all wrong
The absence of an apostrophe and the capitalization of the “L” indicates Uncle Dick previously had plans to visit a place called “Lose”. Why these plans were scrapped…the answer must be forthcoming.
by moroots on Apr 25, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Home runs kill rallies
and singles are as bad as walks, just clog the bases. Doubles and triples for me, thanks.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 25, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You may be the first.
there are buckets next to the hole filling with sea water.
i'd cry in the dark! by craigws
or UD
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
we have one of those too
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
BRING Q HOME!!!
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 25, 2011 7:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
all he does is throw 20 fastballs every inning
lets do this boys!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Ozzie is excited!
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 25, 2011 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
appreciated
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:10 PM CDT reply actions
It's just now sinking in...
that ESPN3 has a delay… you’re all playing spoiler.
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
good spoilers are fun!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
swiftly ends the inning before Humber gets rusty
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
I was once told to strike out by my little league coach
the team cheered me on as I swung at every ball that bounced in.
They wanted to finish the inning and have the game count before it started raining.
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
What a great coach
Fire Ozzie, and hire that guy!
enjoy your run, humber.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
We got Humber the run.
If we lose this game, it’s on him.
Im sharpening my pitchfork
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
clearly
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you guys see that fundamental RBI groundout!
Greg Walker must have taught him that! What a great hitting coach
Why this boring story about A-rod and Jeter and a book and ZZZZZZZZZ!
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
FNY
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
I love who AJ and Paulie have the same
mannerisms with their gloves. Only AJ doesn’t spit in his hands.
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 25, 2011 7:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I haven't seen Humber
pitch yet this year. But he seems to have some decent movement in general. I cannot stand listening to Sutcliffe by the way. Capt. obvious and exaggeration
looks good today
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
I think its little better than solid, really effective out pitch
Maybe its the way he uses it though
i think if he can up the velo on it to 80-81
then it would be good. but it’s a little loose right now. and yeah, i don’t think he spots it that well either.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
on the other hand, that was a decent little cutter.
would like to see it more like 84-85 though.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
But still FNS
And a double play
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
up higher, in da mout
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
by blackoutsox on Apr 25, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
but then he might miss and hit Konerko's crotch
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
excellent
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
newbie, if you're going to HBP FNS, the pinkie toe is the last place you should aim to drill.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
Swisher. Pfft. Intercourse in that guy.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Apr 25, 2011 7:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Make Love Nick Swisher.
Rhubarb's car smells like fried chicken.
by Uribe Down on Apr 25, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd like to pour some sugar on Nick Swisher.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Apr 25, 2011 7:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah, sugar melted with water, which would then be caramel.
which, if you weren’t aware, is the worst type of burn you can get in the kitchen.
four days to lee elia day!!
wow. the radio telecasts are nothing like the TV ones.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i enjoy this $1k/week lottery commercial with the guy falling off the roof.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
now sutcliffe is saying how great the yankees are
because they know juan pierre rarely hits the ball deep to left field.
fucking brutal.
four days to lee elia day!!
my god, look at where OFs are playing pierre these days.
this doesn’t end well.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
according to sutcliffe
apparently only the yankees know where to play him.
four days to lee elia day!!
is that what it means to be a Roman Shortstop?
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by craigws on Apr 25, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
i believe walt harris also covers some portion of the world.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
always shallow, but they're in a lot more this season. nothing is falling in front of them.
2B plays deeper on the adam dunn shift.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
like the scissors.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm teetering on the edge of happy and hmm
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
wow
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
his location has been a lot better since the first few
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Each time I watch him
I’m somewhat stunned by how not terrible he is.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Once Hawk started talking that "ambassador of the game" shit with Jeter I wished I was watching ESPN
/shudders
ugh jeter
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
If Humber can continue to be a decent 5th guy
I wonder if converting Peavy to a closer role would be best? Help keep him healthy and help solidify the pen a bit. Am I nuts or does this make some sense. It worked for Wood.
by Bent Over Beckham on Apr 25, 2011 7:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
hahahahahaha
NO
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
iiiiiiiiiinteresting
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm just heartened that Dunn reads this blog
saw the concern for him here, yesterday, and decided that, yes, he needs to take the bat off his shoulder.
get down off the cross.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Apr 25, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that is a yellonesque amount of commas
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I AM DISAPPOINTED
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
hoping for something more decisive out of the NATO air strikes in LIbya.
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by colintj on Apr 25, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
If they're not aiming for Gadhafi, then they really suck at aiming.
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
what?
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
huh?
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
ha!
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
don't say nothing
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Same to you, pal!
I’m straight as an arrow!
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
iirc, Hawk likes to dance around it
i think he bugs Stoney.
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but I am a little stitious.
by ReservoirDog on Apr 25, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
it was a nice 2-4 count
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
same
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
nope
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Is it bad that I think the no-hitter will get broken up with a 2 run homer
by parkernutws05 on Apr 25, 2011 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
so it's your fault.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
BANNHAMMERED
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
truly a horrible person
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
STFU
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Pillow Fight!
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Apr 25, 2011 8:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Arod broke up my Humber party. OMG. what. a. JERK.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Apr 25, 2011 8:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Just setting up the double play
Wouldn’t want to face one of the best hitters game under boring circumstances.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
of the game... apparently I can't type anymore.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
i blame you for not knowing how to type and that hit
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
there's that
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
There's another team you can say that about too
Hint: they are involved in tonight’s game
Hint 2: they are not the Yankees
*now that you screwed him
i’m going to need your address.
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As a blog we hate the new guy.. I think it still counts.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
your profile pic is my new personal favorite.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
needs less pants
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
fewer.
four days to lee elia day!!
by BuehrleMan on Apr 25, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
that's nothing, there was an abortion of a thread over a perfecto not long ago.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
well, better get ohman up.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
shoulda put in eazy heat
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
no what?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
of course.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
see?? he still sux
of course!!! now watch them lose 8-1 or 9-1!!
shenanigans.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
STFU
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
you're a lot more tolerable
since you’ve decided to go for parody.
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by colintj on Apr 25, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
like legitimately flagged
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
he gone.
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
by e-gus on Apr 25, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
i know, tan caterpillar boots
with a kilt.
that’s a fucking outrage.
by craigws on Apr 25, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
yup.
fired from the hip.
if anyone else in power wants to reinstate him be my guest.
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
Nah, I don't have problems with anybody. And you don't need my help to fight your various battles.
"Nice erection, sally."
i have only one....
truth, justice and the american way. oh wait, that’s 3.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
the guy was on the SSH level of "everyone should be miserable"
no harm
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
done that is
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Considering I just flagged him like three minutes ago
I certainly agree with the decision.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I have never flagged anyone until today when I flagged him 3x I think
i'd cry in the dark! by craigws
New people always mess up everything
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
If you're going to annoy people
At least use the reply button to do so.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i like that Humber's getting squeezed
despite his results. no effin’ quarter.
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crainthornton
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
all four good choices
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
I disagree
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
most rational people do
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Peavy?
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Buehrle to the Cards for Pujols and prospects
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
and cash
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
that would be awesome.
well. sad. but awesome.
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Paulie back to 3rd, Pujols in left, Dunn in right, Erstad at 1st, and Kotsaydh!
WINNING!
BARFING!
"Nice erection, sally."
by RWShow on Apr 25, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
thank you
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:10 PM CDT reply actions
swisher is OPSing under .600 for the season now?
might be time to reacquire him.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
kick everyone while they're down. what the hell.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i still love that Kinect went w/ Gang of Four for that ad
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I rewound it to check
Hawk let out a sarcastic “Yay” when the second pitch was called a strike on Swisher (after the first pitch was called a ball). Never heard that one before.
nice
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
We're havin' a Humber Party!
No boys allowed, Swisher!
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Apr 25, 2011 8:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
this pun will surely catch on soon enough.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 25, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
that is fantastic
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Speak for yourself, junior.
"Nice erection, sally."
by RWShow on Apr 25, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i must have missed that.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Who was Swisher waving off??
Or was he feeling for the wall?
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
but it was his tip
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
by mick10 on Apr 25, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Susan on WCBS says Sale throws 100.
Has he even touched triple digits before?
"Trying to sneak a fastball by Paulie is like trying to sneak the Sun past a rooster." —Hawk Harrelson
not that I know of?
not the first time a top lefty in the sox org gets over rated in power (poreda)
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
There was this time in High School
when some of his buddies snuck into the cemetery and dug up Mordecai Brown…
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
supposedly. i seem to remember last year at kansas city.
anyway, here’s the only link i came across so far. sorry that it’s rick morrisey.
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/morrissey/4628314-419/sox-chris-sale-is-some-thin-special.html
four days to lee elia day!!
We were trying to be polite about it.
But yeah, it’s not good.
Please have her call TP’s for a consult.
"Nice erection, sally."
i'm sorry, what did the woman say?
just kidding, i don’t care what the woman said.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
why?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
was Sale taken out so quickly?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
SERGGGGG
"Trying to sneak a fastball by Paulie is like trying to sneak the Sun past a rooster." —Hawk Harrelson
blah
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
almost
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
careful, you see what happened to uncle dick...
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
by mick10 on Apr 25, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Dick got hammered.
Ouch.
"Nice erection, sally."
by RWShow on Apr 25, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
captain choke
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
he is the worst
could you imagine him and joe Morgan and DJ in a 3-man booth?
by parkernutws05 on Apr 25, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to solve the puzzle
“Advanced scouts say seawater is consistently green”
by moroots on Apr 25, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i mean seriously, the yankees advanced scouting is so great because they know to play juan pierre shallow
and to run on the white sox?
anger rising.
four days to lee elia day!!
But also, the advanced scouts told them to score more runs than anyone else.
So… they’re pretty good at their jobs.
by ReservoirDog on Apr 25, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Urge to kill rising
That is what I thought with the pierre comment. who doesn’t know to play pierre that way
Rising! Rising! Fading!
(pause) Rising!
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 25, 2011 8:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ANd now the Toney's hosted by Hal Linden
urge to kill rising
by parkernutws05 on Apr 25, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
1 run wont win this game
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
he had range?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
"Ground ball, PAST A DIVING JETER! INTO CENTER FIELD!"
Michael Kay practices this more than his home run call.
"Trying to sneak a fastball by Paulie is like trying to sneak the Sun past a rooster." —Hawk Harrelson
great communication right there
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
You were saying?
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
He are good at talking based balls.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
it's dumbo
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
That'll do Paulie.
That’ll do.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
YAY!
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
BOOM goes the dynamite!!
"Trying to sneak a fastball by Paulie is like trying to sneak the Sun past a rooster." —Hawk Harrelson
insurance!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czmQfUmDcMg
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by colintj on Apr 25, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
...he is?
anyway, if you like Archer, you’ll like Frisky Dingo
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that was taqil
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Not with that attitude.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 25, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
not with any attitude!
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Apr 25, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
what the hell?
i’m happy and i’m watching the sox?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
weird aint it
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
mvp
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
santos
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Either one makes me nervous.
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 25, 2011 8:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Two runs!
Woa! Save some for tomorrow!
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Apr 25, 2011 8:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
don't waste any runs, dammit. we got a lot of games left.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
ugh rios
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by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
He is battling Dunn for lowest batting average on the team
should be exciting.
because that matters
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
i didn't reply to such blah
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
he's already in the game
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
santos could earn his stripes tonight.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Nice job by bridge to get to it before it hit the wall
He was probably playing Granderson to pull, but still
"Insert witty Ozzie quote here"
Heeeeey yup
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
double play
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
troop says alot
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
thats why he's uncle troop
his knowledge
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
All part of Santos plan.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
Just dropped some of my better work in WWF.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
ha.. it was that
Or play some 5 letter word worth 5 points. Thought my best bet was to leave you with few options.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 25, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
"Turd" - nice.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
a well placed "must" canceled out one of them
but one after the other is tough to match.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
i like how well Santos covers first
athlete!
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
this
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
gameday seems to suggest hilarity has also ensued at wrigley.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
arod doesn't like the first strike call?
it was right down the fucking middle.
four days to lee elia day!!
WE WON...WOW
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 25, 2011 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
This ball game is over.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
Hawk "If you're just tunning in..."
Than you missed the game! Ovah!
by Sox Fan On The Northwest Side on Apr 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
fuck yes!
suck my dick Yankees!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
I love you guys!
"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic" - Crash Davis
by Servant2LordBeckham on Apr 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
This sure feels good.
So, do you guys think Ozzie has made the closer position Santos’s to lose?
yes
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Q! Humber sauce
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Apr 25, 2011 8:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Tastes good.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 25, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C
Phillip Humber GREAT!!!
Pop up infield fly hit iJeter couldn’t get….GREATER!!!!!!
WhiteSox finding a closer: GREATEST!!!!!!!
Take that humble pie suckers!!!
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
Soriano chose not to get*
Fixed.
It’s not robbing Peter to pay Paul — it’s bludgeoning Peter to death, and then realizing on the way back that you forgot to grab his wallet.
swisher pitching norelco shavers, huh?
how the hell is that the guy you hire to move merchandise?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i beg to differ
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Humber 4 Prez!
Say it with me, now!
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 25, 2011 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
Lots of things I liked tonight:
First and foremost, we won. Something we can build off of.
Second: Our bullpen looked really good (has looked good for awhile imo), looks like we have a closer
Third: Dunn got on base three times, he still is adjusting but getting him going is going to help.
Fourth: No dumb errors
Fifth: Humber has looked more than serviceable as a number five
Six: We drove in a few runs tonight, it is a start.
Also, Gordo made some solid contact. Alexei got on base, Rios had a hit.
by 815Sox on Apr 25, 2011 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
7th- Uncle Dick- He GONE!
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 25, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The dude could have at least signed up under a new name,
and rant that the Sox will lose tomorrow.
I hate quitters.
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 25, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm sure there's a whole family of Dicks
lying in wait for the next Sox loss
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
by colintj on Apr 25, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
The family name is Ligue, I believe.
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 25, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
everything I could ask for!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Recap's up
http://www.southsidesox.com/2011/4/25/2133206/white-sox-2-yankees-0-humber-silences-bombers
Oh hey! You snuck up on me there! I was just making some homemade pudding! It's me, Roger Maris, inventor of the asterisk. Son of a bitch.
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