Lillibridge looming large
Konerko on plays by @BSLillibridge: "I don’t think I’ve ever seen a game end with two great plays like that by one guy."
I'm not sure if I feel sorrier for Juan Uribe or Paul Konerko. You'd think the latter would be one of the last two guys to remember how Game 4 of the 2005 World Series ended, considering he caught the final out.
Also, while I'm playing the role of Buzz Killington, Brent Lillibridge might not even own the two greatest back-to-back catches by a White Sox player in the Bronx this century. I'd like to submit as evidence this video from Aug. 8, 2005, when Aaron Rowand started the game by robbing Derek Jeter with a lunging catch on the warning track for the first out of the game, and making an over-the-shoulder grab on a deep drive to the other gap by Robinson Cano.
I'm not taking anything away from Lillibridge, though. I just enjoy creating excuses to watch footage of great catches by White Sox players. Under the circumstances, Lillibridge's double-barreled action was the most unlikely of the three, and for that he receives extra credit.
He also receives a reprieve. He's the 25th man on the roster, and that spot is reserved for defensive and pinch-running specialists. One steal and two Web Gems in two victories will buy him some time.
Not to mention, per Doug Padilla, some real estate in Times Square.
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If this series proves to be
a key turning point for the WSox this season, BL deserves some credit for contributing something to build on.
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
Great reach into the archives. I love when you do this.
Rowand’s 2nd catch wasn’t as good as Lilli’s 2nd – or first. And the game was not on the line, Buzz. ;)
Very satisfying night.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
konerko's an idiot. yah some april game in new york
is more important than when uribe dived into the fricking stands to catch a ball and then unleashed a 150 MPH throw to first to win the world series. 
Kenwo4life=ratings
If that's all you can critique Paulie about,
you’re having a lousy Spring. The Captain is talking up his current book, as they say in my trade. So be it. Live in the now, Kenny.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
I'm sure it's because Konerko simply regards Uribe as "two guys"
Narrow it down to a guy who’s just “one guy”, and bridge is his guy.
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 27, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Is it wrong for a man to compliment another man?
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
why can't one heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that his booty's kind of fly?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Apr 27, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Classic.
Absolutely classic reference. One of the greatest pieces ever.
Mike Tyson: "I broke my back"
Jim Gray: "….what do you mean by that?"
Mike Tyson: "...SPINAL"
by Hurricane_Ditka on Apr 27, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta love the quote from 'Bridge in the Gonzales trib piece today-
“I could have been the goat.”
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 27, 2011 7:15 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
1 run
I am still extremely irritated they put up 1 run vs the starter. This offense blows right now.
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
by Tdogg on Apr 27, 2011 7:45 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
So cranky.
Bulls advance, Sox score 3 – THREE – for the first time in a month (it seems), Cubs lose. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Nova put ’em to sleep the first time he faced them last year, too.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
lol
Well they kind of need to score more than 3 runs to consistently win don’t they? First Penny then Nova. Yeah this crap is putting me in a pissy mood and Walker’s goofy ass responses isn’t helping.
Im happy they won and happy that Lillibridge did his thing but its time to pick it up boys.
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
If they struggle against Colon, I'll get 1% more worried than I already am.
Although, they could hit against Colon like gangbusters and still lose because Buehrle doesn’t have a great track record against many of the current Yankees.
i'd cry in the dark! by craigws
stop rejoicing in our pain
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
coming from the man who thought we would only win 1 game
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Forgot to mention the 'Colon actually pitches well clause'
and the ‘minor league home plate umpire clause’. The last time I saw Bartolo pitch that well was 4/11/2009. I was at the game, it was against the Twins. Then he proceeded to go downhill from there and then disappear.
i was also there
one of those weird get sunburn on a 40 degree day kind of days.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Yes totally.
We were heckling Carlos Gomez in CF pretty bad. He was picking his ass and I was yelling remarks about getting his hand off his Colon.
expect to see this quote again very soon
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I got one of those at chicago 2 weeks ago
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
What KW needs to do is trade Lillibridge to NY ASAP.
I’m sure the fans are wondering what it would take to get him, much like when 2005 when Rowand made those two catches. I recall Yankee fans having a huge hard-on for Rowand. Swish wouldn’t have made those plays!
i'd cry in the dark! by craigws
He's hitting AND fielding way better than that bum Gardner,
throw in a prospect or two and we can make a Brett for Brent deal, I’m sure.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 27, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Bumgarner's a pitcher
by Bent Over Beckham on Apr 27, 2011 11:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
robbed this from his early life section on wikipedia
Lillibridge was born in the deepest caverns of ancient mesopotamia. When he was five years old he mastered the art of natural pwning through rightfield. His dad, the famous god Marduk gave him the power of ultimate invincibility, giving him the force to withstand glass. Due to a virgin birth, his mother never loved him :‘( but it didn’t matter because his friends were there for him. One thousand years later, he laid dormant until the white sox discovered his frozen body in the jungles of Mexico.
by ndsoxfan on Apr 27, 2011 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
His grandfather is the current spokesmen for Dos XX
also known as The Most Interesting Man in the World.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 27, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
here's a nice screenshot of it
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Apr 27, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice you are so clutch
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Is that a groundhog
popping his head up for a look in the lower right corner?
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
by greenlight on Apr 27, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
The little kid and the thing over his shoulder are the best part.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 27, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
another good pic from the nydailynews-

Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 27, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
i'm fond of the reaction shots

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Apr 27, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm a Freakin' Yankee!!
My balls fall in. I said I’m a freakin’ Yankee, you unnerstand?!?!?
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 27, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Looking forward
To seeing that fat bastage Colon getting shelled tonight.
"If God had intended for pitchers to bat, he wouldn't have made them suck at it. The AL: God's League."
like what you did there
Beat the farrgin icehole Yankes.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
by lastof12 on Apr 27, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Staff
I hadn’t really noticed that all 5 starters have FIPs under 4 and that all but one had xFIP under 4. I know SSS.
Devil’s advocate for a moment. Suppose Humber put together 2 or 3 additional decent starts.
What would you do?
A) Nothing move him to the bullpen and send Russell down.
B) Slow Peavy down a bit more and look at him closer to June.
C) Mr. Buerhle pick it up. Maybe you’d like some bullpen work.
D) Look closer at Coop’s plan at a semi 6 man rotation.
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
Well, he wasn't good for the other team,
so maybe he was sandbagging for us in disguise.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
Whos is Russell?
Huh?
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Apr 27, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
"fungible"
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 27, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
he's on strike, he gets information 2nd hand during losing streaks.
If is is one handed shitting. by winningugly
Im guessing Adam
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
also goes by Nick Masset
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
yeah, he definitely goes to the bullpen
Unless B is motivated by Peavy’s health rather than Phil’s performance.
a VERY AVERAGE Sox Machine refugee
A, Peavy is ready when he's ready.
6 man rotation means less starts for Danks, Jackson and Floyd, so that’s out. Maybe someone offers a trade for him, otherwise you keep him around and see if he can fill a spot in the rotation next year along with Sale.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 27, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions
could we trade someone else who will remain nameless?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
The plan isn't a straight-up 6-man rotation
but rather to split Peavy and Humber, and have Humber occasionally spot start during long stretches without an off day to give the starters a little extra time. I figure Humber would then sit in the bullpen the rest of the time.
"Trying to sneak a fastball by Paulie is like trying to sneak the Sun past a rooster." —Hawk Harrelson
E. Trade Humber to the CArds for Pujols, prospects and cash
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 27, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
but where will he play?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
oh yes, i forgot that position was now available.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Wonderful!
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 27, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Buerhle is not a reliever
Pretty much his only asset at this point is the ability to give 7 decent quality innings a pop. If he moves to the bullpen he’s frankly useless.
"Insert witty Ozzie quote here"
You do realize that most relievers are former starters right?
Obviously C is the least likely. I just wanted options in the scenario. A is the best choice but if Humber did give 3 more good starts I wouldn’t be shocked at B. Buerhle would be less valuable not useless. Surely he as a long man is better than Pena.
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
What about that save in Game 3?
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
by NorthSidePaulie on Apr 27, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
TP never mentioned he has an Aunt:
DEAR ABBY: I recently had a conversation with my married sister that left me speechless. While making plans to visit me for a few days, she asked if I could "hook her up" with any guys. Not only was it awkward, it left me feeling disgusted.
If a person is unhappy in his or her marriage, shouldn’t the marriage be ended before looking for someone else? (By the way, my brother-in-law thinks they have a great marriage.)
A few days later, my sister informed me that her "boyfriend" had broken things off with her. I am dumbfounded! My sister will be coming to spend some time with me soon, and I’m sure this subject is bound to come up again. How do I handle a situation I find so offensive?
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
by Chiburb on Apr 27, 2011 8:39 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
BA would have caught it.
by FlyingSpaghettiMonster on Apr 27, 2011 9:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm sure the response was:
“If your sister is busy doing sibling lesbo all weekend, she won’t have the time to cheat.”
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 27, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was actually the laziest piece of advice I've ever seen written:
“DEAR DUMBSTRUCK: Handle it by telling your sister exactly what you have written to me. That should get the message across succinctly.”
Rhubarb's car smells like fried chicken.
That's bullshit advice
Hows about:
“If sis is so horny and indiscrete, I’m sure you could blackmail her with pictures from the drunken Oriental massage weekend you set up. Sleep with her hubby, then you can blackmail him, too. If they get too wise, you could probably goad them into killing each other, but only after duping them into making you sole beneficiary of their estates. Have them make you a blind trusee, so it’s not so obvious.
Good Luck"
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 27, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
devious.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on Apr 27, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Just maybe
KW is right about Lillibridge. Some here will never believe in him. I believe he play his roll well. My only complaint is he gets a terrible jump when stealing, but overall he fits this team well.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
Yeah I do not know why people feel LM would be of more use
What could we use him for? His bat is not good enough to overcome his deficits in left field. Lillibridge is far more useful. Speed and a plus defender that can play several positions
yay tigers
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2011_04_26_seamlb_detmlb_1&mode=video#/play?content_id=14182133
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
that is awesome
“where did the ball go, where did the ball go. not there. not there. my glove is empty”
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
"surely it couldn't have gone over the...why is everyone staring at me like that?"
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
great catches
There’s a big difference when you make two great game saving catches for the finnal the final two outs. You won’t find anyone to top that. To say Rowand made one catch early in a game and one later is dumb. And two outfield catches like those will overshadow any infield plays and they’re unassisted
i agree, what a dummy.
imagine valuing the last two outs in a world series over a regular season game.
incidentally, one of those ‘infield plays’ was very much out of the infield.
Two things.
1) “To say Rowand made one catch early in a game and one later is dumb.”
So why did you say it?
2) One of Uribe’s plays was not made in the infield, and it was unassisted.
Oh hey! You snuck up on me there! I was just making some homemade pudding! It's me, Roger Maris, inventor of the asterisk. Son of a bitch.
by Jim Margalus on Apr 27, 2011 10:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Did you see the world series?
Seriously.. because I’m not sure how you can make this comment otherwise.
by Grinder in Training on Apr 27, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
richyrich, i'd have to say that comment is
poor.
two days to lee elia day!!
by BuehrleMan on Apr 27, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Here is how your comment went in my head-

Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 27, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
Is he putting on sunglasses over his sunglasses??
"Trying to sneak a fastball by Paulie is like trying to sneak the Sun past a rooster." —Hawk Harrelson
by mikecws91 on Apr 27, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Lilly
I told you guys that Lilly should be on the team instead of that Lasting guy!!
Lilly’s Mom
I'm going to give Paulie the benefit of the doubt and say that he was just a little caught up in the moment.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 27, 2011 10:40 AM CDT reply actions
even though they still ain't hittin, so good to see los sox playing good ball
The Bridge was amazing: playing to win! Rios had a good game. Koko’s the Man. Gavin was awesome. Ozzie used the bullpen properly (Thornton especially!). I love that Gavin came out for the 9th even though it didn’t work out.
Santos needs to throw strikes more reliably, of course, because against ARod and Cano when he gets behind, I don’t think The Bridge will keep bailing him out. He’s gotta learn that ARod’ll lean out over the plate to drive the ball to right unless you make him move his feet w your big fastball. Cano is simply too talented a hitter to get behind in the count to. Maybe if Sergio could throw his changeup for a strike (it’s happened before) he could get away with it, but Cano’s too good. That’s the nightmare scenario: down in the count to Cano at Yankee Stadium. And we got the win anyway!
JM does great work here: Juan was so awesome for the last couple innings of Game 4. I’ll love him forever.
Rowan's catches
were great, though the context was a little different. The yankees scored two later that inning when aRod put a ball where Rowan couldn’t reach it, and they went on to win the game (same score as last night’s), also the sox were up 13 games in the central at the time.
by tommyjoepeters on Apr 27, 2011 11:36 AM CDT reply actions
He's much better with Martin.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 27, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
i was gonna go with it being impressive for a shrub to make one catch
let alone two
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
A shrub.
You might be good with mammals…well, scratch that.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
by winningugly on Apr 27, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Obscure
yet accurate. Equally deft with plant heads.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
Sock it to... me?
Veeerrrrrrryyyy EEEEEntersestink!
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
in breaking news: brian bannister is a pussy:
Former Kansas City Royals pitcher Brian Bannister(notes) has left Japan’s Yomiuri Giants following last month’s earthquake and tsunami.
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=capress-bbo_bannister_yomiuri-6669853
Nice of them to name him, heh?
Part blue collar superhero and part pure entertainment, the Empire Man character has come to represent great value, world-class customer care, and next day installation to generations of home furnishing and home improvement consumers.
Introduced in 1977 as a live action character and later adapted into a popular animated persona, the Empire Man has grown to become a cultural icon.
The Empire Man has been seen internationally in commercials and other media, has spawned a line of popular bobblehead dolls, is featured as a crowd favorite, and inspired the Chicago Cubs to proclaim an official "Empire Day" at legendary Wrigley Field.
Recently, Empire has launched two new video sites – www.empirecarpet.tv and www.empiretoday.tv to showcase the history of Empire’s popular video commercials.
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
Perhaps it had gotten so ridiculous, his identification
that his wife would call him Empire Man in bed. Come to think of it, that’s a bit of an ego boost, isn’t it?
by TasteeFreeze on Apr 27, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
A legend indeed.
I believe he played in the same harmonica club as my grandfather – I remember seeing him perform at some festival when I was a kid, but I can’t recall if it was the harp or barbershop.
"Nice erection, sally."
And also...
He wrote that Empire jingle! That’s a Renaissance man! RIP
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
obit:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-il-obit-empirecarpet,0,2634331.story
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 27, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
"588-2300 EMPIRE!"
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
"588-2300, Expire!"
Too soon?
"Nice erection, sally."
by RWShow on Apr 27, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Cool article on espn about the "new" Q!
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=kurkjian_tim&id=6436161
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
by Ahillock on Apr 27, 2011 1:08 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Q: I wish I could quit him.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 27, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That can change, quickly (cough).
;-)
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 27, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
naaaw, you know you would regret it a few days later
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
christina karl article about how ozzie doesn't really play ozzieball
http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/9718/the-guillen-number-white-sox-rely-on-hrs
not sure why she doesn’t mention that the sox are among the league leaders in stolen base attempts and sacrifice bunts.
two days to lee elia day!!
not sure why she doesn’t mention that the sox are among the league leaders in caught stealings and failed sacrifice bunts.
*fixed
that too.
i mean shouldn’t the conclusion be that he tries to play ozzieball and fails, not that he does not play ozzieball?
two days to lee elia day!!
ozzieball really doesnt exist
it just consists of giving up runs on the basepaths and not striking out by grounding out
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Colon - surely we tag a few early doors?
by hoodlight on Apr 27, 2011 3:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
more proof heyman just pulls stuff out of his ass
on his slump, @nickswisher told #chisox buddies: “they’re throwing me 15 out of 20 breaking balls. I’ve got to prove I can hit it.”
*ignoramus
dont worry, I misspell just as much ;)
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
The younger guys on the Sox really rely on Konerko's veteran leadership in these sorts of situations.
“Just keep walking. Avoid eye contact, and just ignore him. Eventually he’ll get distracted by something shiny and stop following you.”
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 27, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Nick was probably talking to Teahen, or a coat rack that someone had left a White Sox hat on
a VERY AVERAGE Sox Machine refugee
Boys an Girls...we are swimming with the manatee tonight!


i'd cry in the dark! by craigws
by Rhubarb on Apr 27, 2011 4:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
don zimmer?
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Apr 27, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions

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