Yankees 3, White Sox 1: Colon continues to not help
Bartolo Colon still isn't a handsome man. And he still only throws fastballs.
But to his credit, he's a superior version of the Colon that pitched for the White Sox in 2009, and White Sox hitters did not recognize this one.
Bartolo Colon Plus (not to be confused with "plus-size," which he's always been) held the Sox to one run over eight ultra-efficient innings. He needed just 99 pitches, and probably could have completed the game. Instead, he gave way to Mariano Rivera, who pitched a 1-2-3 inning to eliminate the prospect of a White Sox sweep.
The Sox had problems with Todd Tichenor's strike zone, which became apparent when Paul Konerko struck out looking on a fastball below his knees for strike three. Ozzie Guillen was ejected almost immediately, ran out to get his money's worth, then headed back to the clubhouse, where he sent a couple of promising tweets about his tirade before going quiet.
The same could be said for the Sox offense. They had a chance to get back in the game when they loaded the bases with nobody out in the third. But Gordon Beckham struck out looking (with nobody to blame but himself), and Omar Vizquel and Juan Pierre followed with meek pop-outs to end the threat.
That's where the game turned. The Sox did get on the board in the sixth with an RBI single by Adam Dunn that kept a rally going, but Alex Rios hit a flyout to right, and A.J. Pierzynski struck out looking on a pitch that started out at his knees and broke around the plate. Tichenor called it strike three.
A nice start by Mark Buehrle went to waste. All the damage he suffered came in the first inning. as a good lineup showed what it does with good luck. Buehrle seemed to pitch past a leadoff walk when he struck out the next two hitters, and then got a cutter in on the fists of Alex Rodriguez. But Rodriguez ended up dropping a duck-snort to right, and when Buehrle tried getting an inside fastball past Robinson Cano, Cano whipped it into the right-field seats for a three-run homer.
Notes:
*Carlos Quentin went 3-for-3 with his seventh HBP of the season.
*The 3-4-5 combination of Quentin, Konerko and Dunn went 6-for-11. The rest of the lineup went 1-for-21.
Record: 10-15 | Box score | Play-by-play
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hows about that Q!
everyone needs to take a page out of that guy’s book. from scary intense to footloose and fancy-free.
though if they could compress the process to a couple of days as opposed to two seasons, i think we’d all appreciate it.
Is okay for me to be irritated now WU?
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
upbububububu
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
*shoes away
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Clearly if Russell pitched and Buerhle was in the bullpen
They would have had a shut out and won the game.
I hate this crap. I preferred hitting, starting pitching and bullpen blowups.
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
I hate it too, fire greg walker
i just thought you were on strike again
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
we lost to chubby
I'm married to The Chicago White Sox, Loving The Chicago Blackhawks!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! A Chicago Woman Forever!
by pierzynskirules on Apr 27, 2011 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
i love how guillen maintains his accent when he tweets
“This one going to cost me a lot money this is patetic”
“Today a tough guy show up a yankee stadium.”
by ndsoxfan on Apr 27, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Slow starts are a recent thing
Sox usually finished April a game or two over .500 (with the exception of 2005 and 2006, when they went 17-7).
If they win out (a tall order with CC on the mound, and an offense that appears lost without a map), they close out April at 13-15.
If you’re worried about attendance – you’re not gonna get any help from nature. Weather is going to be like this (wet, 50s/60s) for the next 10 days.
Oy.
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
at least the bulls are winning
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Becks
He looked so good for the latter half of last season and in the first few games of this one, but he’s absolutely worthless right now. He’s been swinging at junk waaaay out of the strike zone for a couple of weeks now, and he can’t hit the meatballs that are in the zone. I have no idea what’s wrong with him, but that strikeout looking with bases loaded and no outs was unexcusable. He looks like he has no idea what’s going on.
I recommend drinking.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 27, 2011 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
Ziss.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Apr 27, 2011 10:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Bartolo Colon ???
ARE YOU FUKIN KIDDIN ME ????
I’m losing my temper dude… This team is causing me pain
I was at work
How much of this game was the slumping offense and how much was Colon?
Yes.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 27, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tiffani-amber thiessen is not going to get with you, no matter what your wasteline does.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 27, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
id just tell her "if you were homework id be doing you all night long".
she’d go.
Kenwo4life=ratings
I do rather imagine that a VH1 "True Hollywood Stories" of the Saved by the Bell cast
would somehow involve you.
So there is that.
But then again, it would also involve the Screech sex tape.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 28, 2011 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
You got "somehow involve you" and "Screech sex tape"
and you’re still looking for the connection?
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on Apr 28, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
the fuck aren't you coming to the methup?
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on Apr 28, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah- WTF?
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 28, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Great Line from Colin Cowherd a few years back:
“I don’t do fantasy sports… Trust me, I have plenty of fantasies, and none of them involve Bartolo Colon.”
Mike Tyson: "I broke my back"
Jim Gray: "….what do you mean by that?"
Mike Tyson: "...SPINAL"
by Hurricane_Ditka on Apr 28, 2011 4:25 AM CDT reply actions

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