In order to improve the cross-gender appeal of SSS, I'm going to re-cap the Royal Wedding that took place yesterday (Apr 29, 2011). Let me first say up-front that I didn't watch the event, listen to it on the radio, or follow it on GameDay, so this re-cap may not have the hard-hitting fact-filled information that you've grown accustomed to at this site. Most of what follows has been gleaned by glancing at pictures on various news web sites and reading some of the headlines.
From what I could tell it was fabulous. The future queen (she'll become queen when and if a bunch of people die) apparently had a great wedding gown. The future king (again, a bunch of people have to die before he becomes king) had a surprisingly little amount of hair left on top of his head, but his bright red suit distracted you from looking at his hair.
After the wedding ceremony, they drove around in a really fancy car with a bunch of fancy decorations on it. It obviously wasn't decorated by people from the middle- or lower-class, because I didn't see one beer can attached to it.
They haven't left to go on their honeymoon yet, probably because the price of gas is too much. Well, that's about it.