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game thread: I want to see Francis!

Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals, Apr 6, 2011 1:10 PM CDT


Butler: Francis is busy.
Pee-wee: Busy doing what?!
Butler: He is taking his bath.
Pee-wee: Oh really?! Where are they hosing him down?!


Current Series

2 game series vs Royals @ Kauffman Stadium

Chicago White Sox
@ Kansas City Royals

Wednesday, Apr 6, 2011, 1:10 PM CDT
Kauffman Stadium

Mark Buehrle vs Jeff Francis

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to right field at 10-20 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 65.

 

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Wed 04/06 1:10 PM CDT


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Lighten Up, Francis....

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

damn

light up francis would have been better.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 6, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

if Quentin misplays a ball today I'm going to be on the verge of an SSH-esque tirade.

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 6, 2011 12:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Pierre in the DH spot is something I can't argue with. He's on fire.

I’m in love! i found a replacement for Freddy!
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 8, 2011

by South Side Expat on Apr 6, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He can provide the same offense on fire from the OF.

sigh. before I have an aneurysm I will retire these thoughts.

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

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We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 6, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

can we win please?

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Milledge over Dunn against a lefty for this game isn't the worst thing.

Dunn has batted < .200 against LHP two of the last four seasons.

by 3E8 on Apr 6, 2011 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Buehrle against dem Royals - me likey

Class while the game is on — me no likey. However, I’ll watch GameDay in class anyway

I am in desperate need of spring break.
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by chisoxfan1473 on Apr 6, 2011 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

thank god pierre is DH'ing

Gotta keep that bat in the lineup and Quentin’s gold glove in right. dammit ozzie…

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by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

sarcasm please

Quentin’s gold glove in right

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

your unresolved anger issues?

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why does Lillibridge look like somebody I want to buy ice cream for?

The world may never know.

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 6, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

glad we don't have Pierre out there.

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by colintj on Apr 6, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I can't see. Did Milledge misplay a ball, goddammit?

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 6, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's it. this window is being closed and I'm pretending there is no game on.

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow

White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 6, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh milledge

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

damn

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by onlysoxfaninbasel on Apr 6, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf mark really

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate the fucking Royals.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

It's unpleasant thus far.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

this new gameday is neat

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 6, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's only the first

but…maybe.

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by colintj on Apr 6, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hang in there!!

Sabermetrics hurt my head, just give me the facts.

by CATDADDY47 on Apr 6, 2011 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

on pace to lose 18-0

no reason to watch this

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by billyok on Apr 6, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

burn em at the stake

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget about Melky.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

already wearing mine.... you arent?

sure, the co-workers look askance, but what else is new?

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

who says I am wearing pants?

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

wish I had a dollar every time someone told me to put my pants on...

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

miniskirt

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 6, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

two strips of duct tape.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Man-scaping indeed.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't like alex gordon

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

psh

delmon young is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than him

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by U-God on Apr 6, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i like that you're making a point of this.

that’s at least twice now.

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by colintj on Apr 6, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Apr 6, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or smarter base runners.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stanford men I tell ya...

I’m in love! i found a replacement for Freddy!
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 8, 2011

by South Side Expat on Apr 6, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

SSS Alert

Milledge 5-8 with 2 HR’s lifetime vs. Francis

"i told her i was masturbating but she walked in and caught me BMO ing." - e-gus

by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

5-9...

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mark doing what he does.

He was off the mound on his way to the baseline before Getz even got wood on that drag bunt.

by 3E8 on Apr 6, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah but their peripherals were terrible

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by colintj on Apr 6, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

what, like a dot matrix printer?

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have we ever discussed a possible relationship between Chris Getz and Bernie Getz, of NYC subway shooter fame?

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

since their last names are spelled differently i doubt the possibility.

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I say Getz, you say Goetz

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

the sox used up their offense

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Surgically removed

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 6, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Five day recovery period.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

too long

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

too beaucoup...

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too high.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too big.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too Tall!

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

its sounding like it won't fit

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too clogging.

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

"grounding out softly, with no runs, leaving him stranded, with no runs"

Karaoke day here at Royals Stadium

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

amazing what happens when you take a pitch or 4...

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

funny

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

welcome to the list!

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 6, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is this?

You don’t get to make a list. BM is the official listkeeper of SSS. Any other lists are illegitimate and unwelcome, like my face.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

and your first child.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah- i had a hard time with that same question- was going to make it 'like you, according to your mom"

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

BM said I could nah

then we’re going to compare

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh yeah

/looking elsewhere

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

so this means I am

it was all a misunderstanding

bobpuller lives

by Rhubarb on Apr 6, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

really? do tell

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope, sorry

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh sorry yes

they were about to be in a double play

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by Rhubarb on Apr 6, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

blah

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're not nice

how about this! I am starting a list and you’ll be the only one on it!

bobpuller lives

by Rhubarb on Apr 6, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love you too

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't run on frenchy

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet Jesus.

Score runs, you feckless fucks.

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by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

feckless... niiiiice....

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a global proportion fail

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

aram

Needs to quit it with the slow starts

I put the SOX in SOXophone

by SouthpawsLaundry on Apr 6, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

JFC.

Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease

by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2011 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

ITS

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 6, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't we leave Cowley out of this?

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by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck to the royals

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

ah jesus three runs

this shit’s impossible!

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by billyok on Apr 6, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Cut Milledge.

How is he a defensive replacement?

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by Joist on Apr 6, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

this game is getting out of hand

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I miss Cleveland

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 6, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i feel sick

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

KC = Kryptonite City

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

too much trouble for quentin to hit the cutoff man?

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by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugly.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

hell froze over

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Royals!

Damned Prince William wedding. These guys think they are invited.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Apr 6, 2011 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes, of course.

The Sox have really shown the finishing power lately.

by The_Jackal on Apr 6, 2011 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

humber warming up

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Cheer up guys!

Castro, Milledge and Morel are coming up!

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by Rhubarb on Apr 6, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

jeff francis..

still looks like hes 19

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by SouthpawsLaundry on Apr 6, 2011 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

The priests on SSS love this.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Apr 6, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Weeeeee are the priests

of the Temples
of SSS"

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

nice!

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too old.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's just never play the Royals

nothing good can come from it.

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by colintj on Apr 6, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions  

he went boom boom alright.

in his pants.

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by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is the inning over yet?

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Apr 6, 2011 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

the correct question is:

Is the game over yet?

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

what are you going to do about it?

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by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bitch and moan like everyone else on the site.

What the fuck do you think?

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by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Acceptable.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

so one game makes all the difference in acceptability to you?

do you have a middle ground for your statements?
something like
“2-3: can’t say i like it, but i’ll live”.

by craigws on Apr 6, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes, in 5 games against two bad baseball teams

one game makes a difference in acceptability to me.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't be such a baby.

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's having high standards.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

it’s being unreasonable and dramatic.

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Considering this division has gone to game 163 two of the last three years

and the Sox biggest struggles last year were against teams in the division, I don’t think it’s dramatic at all to be angry and frustrated with piss-poor showings against bad teams.

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by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well we've had some pretty god awful managing

And the bullpen has been pretty terrible. I can’t blame someone for being frustrated.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 6, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah. i'm exhausted already.

i’m done with this conversation.

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm watching chelsea v manU.

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

And trikes!

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

chiburb?

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah. Deck or garage w/radio.

Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease

by Chiburb on Apr 6, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops for you

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

White Sox without you watching, 2-0.

Make your sacrifice for the good of the team.

by 3E8 on Apr 6, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not watching..

I was in a meeting the first five innings. Still not watching.. I was in the game thread for the wins, I just wasn’t in front of a TV.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 6, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats funny...

since adam dunn= a horse

I put the SOX in SOXophone

by SouthpawsLaundry on Apr 6, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha.

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lewis Black joke

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, we have four innings to get six runs

And hope the damn bullpen doesn’t screw up

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

The White Sox seem to be working under the theory that the Royals can only win with a walkoff.

A bold strategy, no doubt.

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by mechanical turk on Apr 6, 2011 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I am imposing a tdoggesque sabbatical on myself

between work and this garbage, i am cruising for a breakdown.

bobpuller lives

by Rhubarb on Apr 6, 2011 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

don't do nothing drastic

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

This is a bit embarrassing! All tea bags fault

"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 6, 2011 2:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I really hate mediocre pitchers...

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

along with a blowie.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

rookie hazing- it happens.

Get to work, Millidge!

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

WSB- Making Mediocre Teams Awesome since 2010!

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

it was a banner year for our suckitude.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

what channel is the game on?

and could that be included on game thread posts?

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

csn

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

nevermind its csn

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

All right, now let's get something going

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

at least tampa bay has used six pitchers today.

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 2:54 PM CDT reply actions  

they're on pace for 0-5

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

solo shot does nothing for me

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

twss

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

now you know

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

does your mind grow?

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

It swells.

They call it “hangover”.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Psh.. no hangovers

I wouldn’t drink nearly as much as I do if that was a concern. I don’t know how people justify drinking if it makes them feel sick the next day, that seems miserable.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 6, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

drink more and the hangover goes away

"i told her i was masturbating but she walked in and caught me BMO ing." - e-gus

by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

if i didn't get hangovers, i'd be dead by now.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Me too.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're a hard woman to please.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes i am

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

its a start

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

my mind is elsewhere with this comment

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

let me know when you get back

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll tell you

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

how will you do that without your mind?

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh you don't get it, do you?

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

RRRRRRAMON!!!!

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Here we go

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

It's about time we got to that bastard

Sabermetrics hurt my head, just give me the facts.

by CATDADDY47 on Apr 6, 2011 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Royals setting themselves up for the walkoff win.

Those crafty sonsabitches.

"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1

by mechanical turk on Apr 6, 2011 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

See ya later, Francis.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Here Comes our Dreaded DH!

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

i want moar!!

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

holy shit, what's with the whiz-bang gameday?

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2011 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Bacon?

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Crisped.

Well, we got two.

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't forget our DH.

he’s been fine defensively.

"when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." ~~cantona

by BuehrleMan on Apr 6, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

white sox DH's

have accumulated about +160 UZR since the start of last season. best defensive dh’s in the majors!

"i told her i was masturbating but she walked in and caught me BMO ing." - e-gus

by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Harold Baines is thankfull that Pierre is there to save him from all those foul balls in the dugout

also, fuck this. its the fifth game of the season and the dh hydra already killed our shining knight

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bah

Humber

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Wasn't Humber supposed to start a game against the Rays?

Could this mean we are going to bring up a 12th pitcher?

by CatBrains on Apr 6, 2011 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

It's on Saturday.

He’s at 39 pitches, so they can just treat this like a normal side-session.

by 3E8 on Apr 6, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe Ozzie has a 5th starter version of DHydra planned

Consisting of 3 innings each of Pena/Humber/Ohman

It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted

by Scotty Ballgame on Apr 6, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Man on Fire.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Great book, good movies- like the Scott Glenn version best.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q!

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

And yet PR is nonplussed.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

that's right

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Teahen to save the day?

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

bah fail

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, was unlikely.

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

smattering of KC fans booing for Teahen

I now respect KC fans more.

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by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

and murderer's row coming up....

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

no i'll cry now

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Ozzie says, "Two runs is too many."

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

this

whats the over under on batters faced?

bobpuller lives

by Rhubarb on Apr 6, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate this Cub fuck.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Preferably with a switchblade.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

not sharp enough

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's naught aw noife...

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nor are we happy to see him.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

With Ohman and Teahen in the game, how can we possibly lose?

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Apparantely I didn't consider that neither are particular good at baseball.

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Ohman, it's a lefty!

Why don’t you go ahead and walk him in four pitches?

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

He just pitched Getz like he was Pujols

Just throw strikes and he’ll hurt himself trying to run out his weak grounder

by joewho112 on Apr 6, 2011 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahaha

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

(the laugh of a man who now knows he is going to commit murder)

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

well then

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCKING TEABAG !!!!

Sabermetrics hurt my head, just give me the facts.

by CATDADDY47 on Apr 6, 2011 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

TEAHEN IS ON THE LIST

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

How was he not before?

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always has been.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was but I lost it

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

He IS the list.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

ikr

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

As I accidentally just posted on the BMO thread...

you have got to be fucking shitting me

"i told her i was masturbating but she walked in and caught me BMO ing." - e-gus

by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

bwahaha

I saw that. was like, ‘eh? its 1.30. what could have just happened?’

by coffeepac on Apr 6, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

For those of us following on gameday, what happened exactly?

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I like this explanation best.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

teahen dropped a routine flyball in left

went right off his glove

"i told her i was masturbating but she walked in and caught me BMO ing." - e-gus

by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

they blew it!

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know ohman and teahen's contracts are just a drop in the bucket, but how absurd is paying these guys?

how much video of either of these guys would you have to see to be like, ‘this guy blows’?

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Ohman against lefties (Chris Getz supurb batting eye aside) is actually okay.

Teahen…I don’t know what kenny was drinking with that, but hey…

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

soooo... if not for teahen, would have been a scoreless inning?

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

not as much as if we score none

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

3 errors!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Teahen keeps finding ways that I'd never think of to suck

maybe he should try a hop before he doesn’t catch the ball like his worthless baseball brother Soriano

by ERM on Apr 6, 2011 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Things could have been avoided if the plus fielder was left to be the plus fielder and the other guys were at DH.

Many things, terrible things, unspeakable things.

"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1

by mechanical turk on Apr 6, 2011 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

its alive! Igor! its alive!

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

during the home opener

someone should snipe teahen

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Too merciful.

I want him to suffer as we have.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make him watch his highlight reel.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

cut his hamstring- he will push everything off to the left.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

butcher knife

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

he'll quit the game.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

here comes the 2-run irony bomb.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:40 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Ha, yep.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

irony rally?

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Put it on the irony board, yes.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on, Alex. Please.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

oy that was scary

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Hell yes it was...

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

YESSIR!

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I like it sloppy!

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by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:43 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

uh

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

feel like I am Joakim on heavens door....

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

BYAH!

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

paulie

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

right man right place right time right now

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by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

this is funny stuff.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

My boy Paulie !!

Sabermetrics hurt my head, just give me the facts.

by CATDADDY47 on Apr 6, 2011 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

would pierre have got those 2 flyballs? nah, prolly not.

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by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

PMA people!

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA

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by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

gameday has Q! as lefty?

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2011 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

redemption for lillibridge

"i told her i was masturbating but she walked in and caught me BMO ing." - e-gus

by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

The CQ!

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Q!

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q hits a two run double to left

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone in the South Loop, I'll be at Lou's tonight.

First SSS’er there gets all their beer on me.

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by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

race you.

lou malnotti’s?

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I accept this!

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

He means "served on him."

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

WINNAH!!!!

The beer was tasty and free, the food was good, but the service was mediocre. And the nerdy waiter kept yapping about how he hated his roommates.

2HA is ok in my book.

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 6, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Free beer?

/note to self

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by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

"OK in my book" after drinking free

is high praise, indeed.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Apr 6, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your face is not in my book.... heh heh...

2 beers: free. one appetizer: 5.50. Left a 20. Cash speaks louder than words.

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nice.

Not a leech. A modern Doctor.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

The south state location.

Ask for Arthur’s section.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

AND THE ROYALS ARE ONCE AGAIN PRIMED FOR THE WALKOFF.

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by mechanical turk on Apr 6, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boooooooooo.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i had no idea you were canadian.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I accept all blame for this.

Also the Will Ohman knows how to win thing, clearly ill advised.

"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1

by mechanical turk on Apr 6, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wowza.

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

my chubbie just broke through my desk!

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

teahen goes canseco and the gw hr goes off his head

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by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

HOT DAMN Q I LIKE THAT!!!

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

asdgweegweegwqewjrmj

O most Sweet Jesus, Redeemer of the Human race; behold us prostrate most humbly before Your altar (in your presence). To You we belong; Yours we wish to be; and that we may be united to You more closely, we dedicate ourselves each one of us to-day to Your most Sacred Heart.

bobpuller lives

by Rhubarb on Apr 6, 2011 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

fixed.

O Q! most Sweet Jesus, Redeemer of the Human race; behold us prostrate most humbly before Your altar (in your presence). To You we belong; Yours we wish to be; and that we may be united to You more closely, we dedicate ourselves each one of us to-day to Your most Sacred Heart.

by craigws on Apr 6, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah!!!

"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 6, 2011 3:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

we answered you above

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gracias!

aaand boom goes the Q!namite!

by brichter45 on Apr 6, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

de nada

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quentin doubled to left-center.

Ozzie had just pinch ran Bridge for Paulie and scored from first.

by Fergie3108 on Apr 6, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

All with two outs

Pierre singles
Beckham walks
Rios singles, Pierre scores
Konerko singles, Beckham scores (Lilli runs for Paulie)
Q doubles, Rios and Lillibridge score to go ahead

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, we actually get to use our closer now right?

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

did you know that if we spent six less million dollars this year and 7 million less next year

we would actually be better?

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It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

nice bridge!

no pick off this time…

by chibucks on Apr 6, 2011 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Reminder: Will Ohman is the pitcher of record.

Finally, a pitcher who knows how to win.

"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1

by mechanical turk on Apr 6, 2011 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Insta-green.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a lotta rec's.

Q! gives us all an e’rec’tion!

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

only 18?

oh ye of little faith!

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It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOW this gets respect.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Apr 6, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heat of the moment.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't find his original post of it

but I said it deserved to be green. Good job, all.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Apr 6, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shoulda known not to put it in a larry piece.

I’m in love! i found a replacement for Freddy!
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 8, 2011

by South Side Expat on Apr 6, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Found it,

and it was green. But not immortalized. Now it is.

Fantastic. You are one magnificent bastard.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Apr 6, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

POS.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Apr 6, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

gotta be a "rec"ord

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by Shoeless In SC on Apr 8, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

and the angels sing out in immaculate chorus

for down from the heavens descends TCQ

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by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

And Ozzie saw dat he was pwetty goo

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by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q! finally getting that rbi pace back on track.

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by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

sit down

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

so wait

we’re…winning?

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by colintj on Apr 6, 2011 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

yes charlie sheen

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wee-un?

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Aw damn

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm not going to jinx it by actually paying attention

but damn. this baseball stuff. it make-a no sense-a.

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by colintj on Apr 6, 2011 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

damn butler

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

We need two more flyouts or strikeouts.

Because I certainly don’t trust Teahen to catch the throw to first.

by Fergie3108 on Apr 6, 2011 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

well that was nice

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

NOOOOO

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

let the good times roll

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

egads

Right Sox aficionado since '83.

by Kenny Saw on Apr 6, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 3:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Shoulda left Ohman in...

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't know what happened

but that’s what i get for showing up in the thread.

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by colintj on Apr 6, 2011 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

yep. I'm out as well.

I showed up for the easy heating.

by coffeepac on Apr 6, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bobby Jenks laughs from his seat

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by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn Ozzie for not managing his staff properly!

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I refuse to believe it.

I refuse.

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by mechanical turk on Apr 6, 2011 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

this is your fault

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make Carlos pitch

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by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

This out, boys.

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

So frustrating

Cardiac bullpen all year I guess

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by BobbySouthSide on Apr 6, 2011 4:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

or until someone chains Ohman to a bucket of cement and drops him in Lake Michigan

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by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey- Give him a chance- our troubles were not his fault.

He is not linebrink- yet.

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

extra baseball

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I just got home, listened to this on the radio

this is fucking frustrating. Our offense is getting it done big time. Then we get shitty pitching and overpaid “Utility Men” who drop routine fucking fly balls

by 815Sox on Apr 6, 2011 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

relax guys, Teahan AJ and Morel are up

clearly we are saved

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

This is too much for April 6th.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

so i turn on the game at work and we are down 3 with 2 outs in the 9th

i think, oh well. cant win em all

and then all this craziness. with all these substitutions our fielding could get interesting

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by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

It's already "interesting".

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

The royals pitcher is named "jiminy jillickers"?

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

jeremy jeffress

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do like that the Mexicutioner is out.

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by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

get a fucking hit teabag, DO SOMETHING

This is really up there for Kenny’s worst signing. Especially that fucking extension. What the hell.

Anyways, its looking more and more like that this team is going to need to get an extra arm.

by 815Sox on Apr 6, 2011 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Trade then extentsion...

making it not quite the worst just because we gave up so little. Swisher II is still worse.

by CatBrains on Apr 6, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

But who knows after a full season

by 815Sox on Apr 6, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont fucking swing

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

pitching fail: walking Teahen

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I''ll take a walk from Teahen

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Meh, it's AJ

He would have K’ed or GIDP’ed if he didn’t bunt

by joewho112 on Apr 6, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't K much.

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by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's tough to K.

And with firstbaseman covering the bag, had a huge hole to hit his patented grounder right through.

by 3E8 on Apr 6, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was just thinking how sacrificing an out to a guy who just walked the leadoff hitter would be ideal.

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by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

hey brent you do something for me, right?

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

at least someone on this team can lay down a bunt

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by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

now bunt him to third

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

quickly 0-2

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

thank god pierre is up

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

cmon Pierre

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by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

zoloft

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

All In is terrible for the fact that is was also Auburns team slogan this year

so i sound like im cheering against my college

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by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

that it*

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by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, the slogan goes with the plan of shoveling money at free agent players.

the sox just emulated.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that was not a strike

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by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

No sir it was not.

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

way off on game day

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

ump on my list

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

he wasn't.

he was giving francis some iffy ones early in the game.

by craigws on Apr 6, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

doesn't surprise me

DJ and Farmio do not equal quality broadcast in my book.

For anyone that is wondering: DJ sang The Beatles song “Get High with the Help of my friends” or whatever the fuck its called. I do not like the Beatles.

by 815Sox on Apr 6, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

list

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is called 'with a little help from my friends'

which is a fantastic thing for anyone (besides joe cocker) to sing at anytime.

by craigws on Apr 6, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not gonna let this thread devolve into an attack on the wonder years. not on my watch.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

winnie = HOT

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by e-gus on Apr 6, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

WINNIEING

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Coming on on Netflix streaming supposedly.

I’m in love! i found a replacement for Freddy!
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 8, 2011

by South Side Expat on Apr 6, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

!!!

I just hope it’s as good as I remember.

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by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

This ump, you cant resist?

when you turn out the light…..

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by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

name

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can't all have lists, now.

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by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

listed

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

everyone who has a list not named BuehrleMan is on my list.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 6, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

fine then

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyone who puts me on a list is counter listed

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

bah

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

im not mad at ozzie for calling for the bunt with aJ

im mad at ozzie for pulling the guy who hit a hr his last at bat for AJ

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by e-gus on Apr 6, 2011 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

the KC killers Getz and Cabrera up

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by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

reply fail

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

weird

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

The new "whosh".

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by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope thorny makes getz hit the dirt.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

aw. i still kinda like getz. not today...but usually

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by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

the champagne lodge is a terrible perfect name for a romantic getaway hotel in willowbrook.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

speaking of which, anybody ever stay at a sybaris? i just checked their rates. pricier than i expected.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah- unless you get a special it is so not worth it. Try the Essence Suites- same deal, better rates.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i agree.

but they are pretty good about sending you offers once you have gone once.

or so im told…

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 6, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

KenWo and Freddy went there, as I recall.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

They have a standing appt for home game starts.

I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!

Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show

by DrEmilioLizardo on Apr 6, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's ok. but that was 5+ years ago. was clearly wrecking the age curve when all the other cars were buicks / caddies and minivans.

i don’t know if i’d spend the $$$ on it again, though.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

mostly because it reminds me that paulie will not be batting again

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by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

paully would not have scored on that play,

he might have been out at third.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 6, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

No arguing that.

I just don’t like Teahen in a defensive position where he touches the ball a lot.

by Fergie3108 on Apr 6, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

That reminds me: pick up milk

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

thornton better pitch 5 straight innings for hardly pitching before this

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

AHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

brought the radio outside, forgot to turn it on, worked yard, came back in, turned on tv to see Q!!!!!!!!, and then saw uneasy heat.

by Trooper on Apr 6, 2011 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Six more outs.

I’m feeling a run scored on a few base hits and a Santos save.

"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1

by mechanical turk on Apr 6, 2011 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

if thronton could go 6 outs

why didn’t he pitch the eighth last night?

by craigws on Apr 6, 2011 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Sort of a bad precedent to set

unless I am getting whoooshed, but there does seem to be an insane amount of legit bitching about small decisions

by CatBrains on Apr 6, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

list

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was just inanely bitching really.

though i do think he shoulda been in for the eighth last night.

by craigws on Apr 6, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh...p.s. while i am thinking of it. i will sadly not be attending the meth-up

i will be in WI at my best friends bridal shower. Yeah i know, horrible excuse.

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

i believe to do that i would first have to become a man

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

(the wind and the pitch…)

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bring dem bitches 'cross the border!

I’m in love! i found a replacement for Freddy!
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 8, 2011

by South Side Expat on Apr 6, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are all brewers fans

but we are going to a minor league game for the bachelorette party. so i get a few points there

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

will do. i was only on the maybe list as is...so it wont be a big shocker

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

KC pitcher on the list for looking like a douche

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Bacon looks pasty on his

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

*game day picture

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

youre putting too many people pn the list for no reason

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Devaluing the list.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

list

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

(I gotta catch up to BM)

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

UNPOSSIBLE

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

then you're on mine

LIST

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

You fuckers are ruining the concept of the list.

BuehrleMan will not be happy.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

i already talked to him about it

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

no i'm not drunk with power like blackoutsox

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're getting close to being listed

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drunk with booze.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

drunk with power booze

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lillibridge is retroactively listed to yesterday

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

calm down

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we win everyone except Joe West is off the list.

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

he is permanently on the list

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

list

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is getting scary

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's living the All In lifestyle.

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

who knew teahen coudl make a pick like that?

not me

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I wonder if he's thinking "Learn to throw the ball, fuckers."

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats what im thinking

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah

So Teahen’s a first baseman…

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

where's BM?

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

brent you sleep alone, tonught

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

anybody ever try boozer dog, the hangover cure? i got a case coming. anxious to see if it's effective.

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by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

will do.

http://www.boozerdog.com/

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sale is listed

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

close to being off

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah you should stop

how you managed to play something out in one gamethread is impressive and all, but give it a rest.

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 6, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh no one ever reads these

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yessir

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the frenchy i know

"i told her i was masturbating but she walked in and caught me BMO ing." - e-gus

by SteveKerr on Apr 6, 2011 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking defensive indifference

Story of this game

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

4 unearned runs?!?!?

Glad I didn’t see this game and just heard it

by 815Sox on Apr 6, 2011 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

If you are listening to Hawk

you should know by now his “gift” runs are using Hawk-logic and not actual MLB scoring rules.

by CatBrains on Apr 6, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank goodness

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

whew

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

over/under on how many innings this game will go into?

13 is my guess

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

this guy looks like Jenks

reverse jenksgiving?

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

take that, COCKSUCKAS

"The game's out there and it's play or get played..."

by Air Raid Siren Stan on Apr 6, 2011 4:38 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!

by colintj on Apr 6, 2011 5:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hee hee

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

comeonsexilexi

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

fol

o=our

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love bunts

/fair weather fan

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 4:40 PM CDT reply actions  

teehans is worthless

UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.

by e-gus on Apr 6, 2011 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

i like how che still looks like a big goof in his game pic, just beardy.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2011 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

at least he prevents the double play

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

cmon MOREL!

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

thank you

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHEEE!!!

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 4:42 PM CDT reply actions  

MOREL!

It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

by Shinons on Apr 6, 2011 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't believe he didn't bunt.

"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1

by mechanical turk on Apr 6, 2011 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

in play, run(s)!

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2011 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

my hearts totally bursting

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

NICE

Pick-me-up from a guy here for his D

by bevingtonsTallBoy on Apr 6, 2011 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

time to pull a tdogg

And stop paying attention at all. I leave the computer, sox are up two. And pr probably just passed out from joy w/ that Morel hit,

by Grinder in Training on Apr 6, 2011 4:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

intentional walks rarely work out for the fielding team

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

lol what?

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

morel is my man

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh I thought Trooper was talking about himself

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

no earlier i told morel he was sleeping alone

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're cheating on AJ now?

*cough*slut

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't do married people

just a crush on AJ

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

have you ever been to sybaris?

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

no

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

A tale of two third basemen

A play in two parts.

Now don’t fuck this up.

The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!

by 67WMAQ on Apr 6, 2011 4:43 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

SAFE

A.J. SHOWING OFF THOSE WHEELS

by Fergie3108 on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ is safe

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

aj shows no mercy

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

here we go

What a game…

I put the SOX in SOXophone

by SouthpawsLaundry on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

dsnb

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

runs

cool

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

again! again!

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

yeaaaaaa

Czheck Productions
Under The Basement Radio
I've never done anything good for the world, and I'm not about to start now-DF

by Czheck on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Time for a bacon flavored exclamation point.

"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1

by mechanical turk on Apr 6, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Pierre = BEAST MODE

I’m in love! i found a replacement for Freddy!
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 8, 2011

by South Side Expat on Apr 6, 2011 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Sitting outside in this nice weather with the web radio on hearing us get runs

NICE

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Seconded.

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

even if youre not...its what it is

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

twss

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

me either

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the heck

Gameday says those first two were strikes!

by LockportSox on Apr 6, 2011 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

sale likes to throw two balls first a lot

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

wow sale

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

that's what every woman in the world said

Lucrative or not, I don’t think I ever want to get that drunk again

by moroots on Apr 6, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know that hurt

sale has nothing to cushion a hit

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Ouch.

He reacted like a rag doll when he got hit

by Fergie3108 on Apr 6, 2011 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

for shame

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

amazing

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mobile rec.

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 4:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

that is going to go green faster than lightning

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he comes back with a three pitch strikeout

:D

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

verrry nice sale

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Excellent.

Again, first SSS’er at Lou Malnati’s in the South Loop tonight gets their beer on me. 809 S. State

AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Apr 6, 2011 4:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Open the fucking canned peaches!

"The game's out there and it's play or get played..."

by Air Raid Siren Stan on Apr 6, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Swidgin!

Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!

by colintj on Apr 6, 2011 5:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

OV-AAAA!!!!!

Right Sox aficionado since '83.

by Kenny Saw on Apr 6, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

WINNNN! HARD FOUGHT

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Wins for Sale

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Apr 6, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballgame!

We’re back over .500, and headin’ home!

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Way to pull your heads out of your asses, boys.

Outstanding game.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Hooray!

See you at the park tomorrow, boys!

by LockportSox on Apr 6, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

listened to the whole game on the radio

AWESOME END.

i’m gone... bye bitches. - wtgtd

by BoeJouma on Apr 6, 2011 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Alright

NOW LETS GO BLACKHAWKS

by 815Sox on Apr 6, 2011 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

sweet jesus yes! list is permanently shortened

to joe west/yankees/cubs/twins

happy over .500 day everyone!

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Permanent until the next gamethread, I'm guessing.

"My role hads not changed: Old punching bag." -winningugly

by Uribe Down on Apr 6, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

naw Im done with it

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's

score some fucking runs!

"Yet you skate like you think wearing it is enough."

LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!

by ballyb on Apr 6, 2011 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

late as hell

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by pierzynskirules on Apr 6, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

So worth skipping vector calc for.

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Apr 6, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I would skip vector calc for breathing

I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

by blackoutsox on Apr 6, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Almost 900 comments on an afternoon game thread.

Mercy.

I’m in love! i found a replacement for Freddy!
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 8, 2011

by South Side Expat on Apr 6, 2011 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I checked the site like 3 times today

and couldn’t have sworn it was a 6:10 PM Game. Tuned in to Gameday just in time to watch Sale close it out. A mucher better result than last night.

"Look at the size of those OBPs. I'd like to UZR all over her BABIP"

by TheOutfield on Apr 6, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

This is one of the best gamethreads of all time.

Good job, muthas.

Jared Mitchell: GAMBARIMASU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by winningugly on Apr 6, 2011 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

"under the circumstances"

"This is fucking fantatic." - winningugly

by RWShow on Apr 6, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

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