Pitching Staff in April
Newsflash. The White Sox hitting is killing them. Whether its because we found out Dunn (Samson) had his hair cut or worse appendix removed, Rios continuing his descent in Dante's hell or Beckham's allergies to fastballs, consistently scoring 3 runs or less makes it pretty damn hard to win. So what about the pitching?
Staff:
ERA 4.51 (10th in AL)
FIP 3.79 (6th in AL)
xFIP 3.69 (2nd in AL)
It would be easy to say the starter performance wasn't great in April. Nothing sexy or exceptional about a 4.5ish ERA. But a closer look at the numbers at least predicts that the team's foundation of pitching is likely headed in the right direction. 25-5 or 20 -7 runs are not common, but when they do happen it's normally involving exceptional pitching. Hopefully the teams kryptonite of slow rollers, popups and pitches that don't reach a catchers mitt are history in May.
Starters:
.................ERA.. FIP.....xFIP ..... K/9 .... BB/9
Danks....... 3.92... 3.79 3.37... 8.31... 2.54
Floyd ........3.60.... 3.80.. 2.92 .... 8.49... 2.06
Buerhle.... 5.12 .... 3.82 ... 4.44.... 4.19.. 2.33
Jackson..... 5.86.... 3.71... 3.71.... 8.15... 4.33
Humber...... 2.67.... 3.33.... 3.88.... 6.23 .. 2.08
Danks: Besides the joke about he just doesn't know how to win, it's painful watching this bulldog lose game after game. Increased his K rate this year and decreased his walks. About the only negative is the occasional dinger but Danksy just needs to put his head down and continue what he's doing.
Floyd: Can it be? Has Gavin really learned the focus and consistency we all hope for in the early months? Like Danks K's up and walks down. He's enjoyed a lot more run support so his blemish of an elevated hr rate hasn't really hurt him. Floyd could be primed for a huge year.
Buerhle: Others have correctly pointed to Mark's diminishing strikeouts as a source of worry but the crafty veteran has managed 5ks in his last 3 starts. Whew. Maybe. Buerhle has to have good defense behind him and limit the walks because he's going to give up a ton of hits. 3ks in the first 3 games, 15 in the last 3. The situation bears watching.
Jackson: Dude. STOP WALKING PEOPLE! Yes everyone loves your stuff. Yes you have Don Cooper but patient teams will rule you if you can't get over the plate consistently. My dreams of glory are fading fast.
Humber: I could nitpick this guy and predict expected doom for his line but why? Humber has done all that and more early and actually appears to be improving. He hasn't given up a lot of line drives but those fly balls could turn into home runs this summer. Alas it doesn't matter because he won't be starting later anyway. Right? Right? Well done Philip.
Relevant Bullpen:
.................ERA.... FIP.....xFIP ..... K/9 .... BB/9.......LOB%
Thornton..8.64...5.85..3.72......10.80....6.48......33%
Santos.....0.00...1.86...2.77....10.80....3.86......100%
Crain.......1.50....3.30...3.80.....9.00....3.75........46.5%
Sale.........5.91...4.28.....3.18....10.13..3.38......70.4%
We know about the blown saves and early year trouble. The bullpen has actually pitched better lately but the lack of winnable games makes it difficult to actually judge whether or not it's true. There is a lot of talent at the back end. Four heat throwers with a k rate over 9 is a good thing. However those same four with walk rates over 3 is not. Even worse Matty is over a whopping 6 per 9. Tack on a clumsy defense and there's your April bullpen debacle.
Thornton: Once we get past the nonsense of mental makeup we can look strictly at Thornton's numbers and see his problems. Walks up. .400 BABIP. K's down. Any good news? Yes. The K's are going up. His velocity seems fine. BABIP normalizes. He appears to have lost the closer role but will probably get some more opportunities.
Santos: His vast closing experience makes him the right guy to "handle the pressure". That was a joke. In all seriousness Sergio has been great this year. He has the stuff to be a capable closer all the time or in a committee.
Crain: His BABIP is .143. Yikes. That won't continue. I'm more worried about the 57% FB rate on a hot Chicago day. Don't get me wrong. There is a lot to like about Jesse just be careful. Allowing half your base runners to score isn't one of them.
Sale: His usage has puzzled me at times this year. The lanky left hander's stuff still looks electric but he's still young.
The bullpen ERA in April was 5.05.
FIP? 4.00
xFIP? 3.76
The bullpen is likely to calm down and be fine.
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danks isn't going to be an ace until he can go deeper into games.
you are a lot more optimistic than i am. big surprise there. lol. thanks.
Kenwo4life=ratings
who cares if we call him an ace or not?
And doesn’t mean anything if the team doesn’t score any runs.
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
he's top ten, or right there, in average innings per outing in the AL.
just like last year. and the year before.
by larry on May 1, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
stop it.
The .33 avg innings a game extra Verlander pitched last year makes a hell of a difference.
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
well, ace is an imprecise term.
i wouldn’t call danks an ace either. but i get the point when people use it more expansively. at any rate, he goes plenty deep into games.
i wouldn't say he goes deep into games. he seldom gets taken out early.
but regardless… Tdogg said it was a joke that he’s not a winner. I think there is something to it. He leaves himself open for defeat. The offense doesn’t help him out much either, but Jack Mcdowell would win games 8-7 or 2-1. Danks ends up on the short end of the stick quite a bit more than he should.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Danks is in the bottom ten for run support
How exactly is that his fault? There is nothing to it except that.
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
I'm a little bit annoyed by the shape of his starts.
But yeah. Support is the problem.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Right size, wrong shape?
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 1, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I still remember that Danks
pitched a gem in that tie-breaker game vs the Twins in 2008. He pitched on a 3 days rest. 8 innings and 2 hits. He can win big games….
Box Score
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 1, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess
its a point of irritation for me. People need to be consistent. Danks is one of the better pitchers in baseball. He’d be the number 1 starter on at least half the teams in baseball. Using the strict definition leaves us with what 10 aces?
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
That's about right. There are around 10 aces in baseball.
Every team has a #1 starter. That doesn’t make them an ace.
Has no one told you how to make nifty tables with data?
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
Nice work, Tdogg.
Beerleaguer -- White Sox: Something about a greased tee, a behind, and a pair of pliers
bottom line
none of our players are any good. we dont got any good pitchers like Verlander. all we got are bum’s. Verylander and Scherzer are worth like all our pitchers put together and then some. so if they were smart they would trade or dump all these players and start over to try to build a real baseball team with a real farm system like the Royals or the Indians. were gonna lose anyways might as well.
but obviiously theyre not too smart.
by Jerry from Kankakee on May 1, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
you should check out the luke scott thing again
and recs are the new flags!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
it is like eating stinky cheese.... it is horrible, but you just cant stop.
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 1, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
To the Ramparts!!!
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 1, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Charles Bukowski was a fucking asshole.
But ‘War, all the time’ is fantastic.
also, I was hoping he was just a comedic genius and a parody, sort of like jah rastah man.
anyway, the rec stands.
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
I cut Thornton from my fantasy team today, so he should be awesome again from here on out.
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
you and craig think it's funny to rec people like this? here's his first comment on sbnation:
why dont anybody stick up for McDowell
He seems like a good man. He should of beat those homo’s with a bat! Thats what I would do, nobody talks shit to me
by Jerry from Kankakee on May 1, 2011 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
disheartening.
as long as i'm outside bat-range
i feel okay laughing
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
The man already lives in Kankakee.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 1, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
see, this is the problem with literary criticism.
it is suggested that a work should stand on its own merits, and from that perspective jerry from kankakee’s debut work was an undoubted classic. an inspired reach into the gestalt.
but then you find out that he is a complete twat. a complete one. not 56% twat, but pure and adulterated. and it really impacts your original thoughts on his seemingly stellar work.
i may have to cite this in my ‘death of the author’ essay. barthes didn’t allow for this.
by craigws on May 1, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
it really is a disheartening fucking situation.
by Trooper on May 1, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Oh nice... .impugning the others recs... you aspersion caster!
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 1, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Begin the Proscriptions!
I say we also nail heads to the Rostra in the Forum (aka Daley Plaza)
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 1, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The artist is irrelevant- the work either stands alone or it doesnt.
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 1, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
a myriad network of glistening signifiers indeed.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
i thought his comment was hilarious.
the others not so much.
i unrec’d the one on this page after i saw what he wrote on the luke scott one. not so good.
what took you so long asshole?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
ERA FIP xFIP K/9 BB/9 LOB% Thornton 8.64 5.85 3.72 10.80 6.48 33% Santos 0.00 1.86 2.77 10.80 3.86 100% Crain 1.50 3.30 3.80 9.00 3.75 46.5% Sale 5.91 4.28 3.18 10.13 3.38 70.4%
ERA FIP xFIP K/9 BB/9 Danks 3.92 3.79 3.37 8.31 2.54 Floyd 3.60 3.80 2.92 8.49 2.06 Buerhle 5.12 3.82 4.44 4.19 2.33 Jackson 5.86 3.71 3.71 8.15 4.33 Humber 2.67 3.33 3.88 6.23 2.08
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
that's better?
tableizer works okay. but i want to get mgoblog-type charts up in this bitch.
http://mgoblog.com/content/upon-further-review-defense-vs-purdue-1
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
cheat can do some great tables as he knows html backwards and forwards.
but for the common person, <"pre"> (without quotes) works alright. You just gotta space it out and preview it as you go along.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 1, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
that's cool tho. never seen tableizer before. looks handy.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 1, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
whoops.
ERA FIP xFIP K/9 BB/9 Danks 3.92 3.79 3.37 8.31 2.54 Floyd 3.60 3.80 2.92 8.49 2.06 Buerhle 5.12 3.82 4.44 4.19 2.33 Jackson 5.86 3.71 3.71 8.15 4.33 Humber 2.67 3.33 3.88 6.23 2.08
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 1, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone reading twitter now? Going crazy regarding OBL.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
took me like 10 minutes to understand what you were referring to.
looks like his win expectancy is down to 0%.
disheartening.
by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
OT - He gone.
Rhubarb's car smells like fried chicken.
by Uribe Down on May 1, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
welcome to the future.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
by Ahillock on May 1, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
the bbc says:
Crowds gathered outside the White House in Washington DC, chanting “USA, USA” after the news emerged.
I bet the President
is fuckin’ hard with the windows open. I know I would be. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 1, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK. YEAH.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 1, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Adam Dunn's apendix strikes again.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 1, 2011 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
GENERALISSIMO FRANCISCO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 1, 2011 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
we need to get dubya back onto that aircraft carrier.
dust off the codpiece & the ‘mission accomplished’ banner!
Just one more thing
Obama interrupted The Apprentice to announce it. Suck it Trump!
by Rhubarb on May 1, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
tdogg is the new ugod.
back on topic
mark buehrle last 3 games 6.86 k/9, tom seaver (career) 6.8 k/9
buehrle (career) 5.1 k/9
warren spahn (career) 4.4 k/9
buehrle>spahn
disheartening.
Back on topic is welcomed.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
by winningugly on May 2, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
ok can we start winning now?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
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I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
by blackoutsox on May 1, 2011 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 12 recs
This.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 1, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanna wake people up and show them this.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 1, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I just discovered this dismay as well.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 2, 2011 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Jim, I just want you to know that this thread is emblematic of the problems with this site.
All of this material is off topic. I’m sorry, but eat shit.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 1, 2011 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
White Sox position players' collective WAR?
-0.7. Yes. Minus zero point seven. (Pierre is -1.1, Rios is -0.9. In one month.)
But who cares?! Osama’s dead!
"Trying to sneak a fastball by Paulie is like trying to sneak the Sun past a rooster." —Hawk Harrelson
Just got back from work.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on May 2, 2011 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
hitler must've been the last time crowds actually 'erupted in jubiliation'
over a death, right?
thatcher next.
maybe when they caught him.
but i doubt there was a crowd going
“5! 4! 3! 2! 1! he dead! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!” on the day of his hanging.
there should have been, but not quite the same as a jubilant eruption.
I recall being immensely satisfied that day, but I don't recall if there was an "eruption".
(TWSS)
"Nice erection, sally."
Yeah.. not really the same.
One guy led an attack on our soil. And while I realize Hussein was a terrible person, as an American, what Osama did just hits far closer to home for people. That.. and for the last 10 years, the media and politicians have talked about 9/11 relentlessly.
That being said, still think the celebrations in the street are weird. I’m happy he’s gone, but considering what it cost us to get to this point, I’m not setting off fireworks in joy.
by Grinder in Training on May 2, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't the incredible cost even more of a reason to celebrate the accomplishment?
Could go either way, I guess.
"Nice erection, sally."
yup, fair enough,
but i was speaking more from a western ‘civilised’ perspective. it is kinda unusual.
the ridiculous circumstances surrounding him
will likely result more in relief rather than jubilation.
The record over the last 10 games doesn't look so bad if you read it in a mirror.
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
after being on this site as long as you have, i'm surprised you haven't figured that out yet
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I was expecting a deep dig into history to find a comparably bad stretch
and it turns out I’d just done a really good job of forgetting 2007.
(Shrug). Fine, let him be an idiot.
Let’s let the Sox go on their usual ‘as the weather warms, so do our bats’ streak and see where we are at the end of this month, shall we?
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 2, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Rosie the comicker
Rosenbloom, the shecky green of sportswriters.
by tommyjoepeters on May 2, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Bacon's Twitter
gordonbeckham Gordon Beckham
As the great hawk harrelson would say…osama bin laden…he gone!
by 815Sox on May 2, 2011 11:30 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hmmm.... bin laden = Bill of Lading?
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 2, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
they don't normally take the Bins out on a bank holiday
by hoodlight on May 2, 2011 12:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Sox lineup: Pierre - LF Ramirez - SS Dunn - DH Konerko - 1B Quentin - RF Pierzynski - C Rios - CF Teahen - 3B Beckham -2B Buehrle - LHP
Sigh.
Good as it gets. No help on the farm.
Perhaps Obama now can turn his attention to killing our slump.
don't worry you’ve got plenty of time left by the tomb
damnit, do i have to spell everything out? rimjob. damnit.
GOSH.
and thus ends my pre-off-to-the-game beer.
Indeed..
Not the first time an American president has had to do something about that pesky Indian problem.
by Grinder in Training on May 2, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
yeah, so... I don't really ask much of the sox, but I'm really gonna have to insist on a win tonight, k?
k.
2nd!
I was watching them Saturday with the score 1-0. I left the room & like a flash it was 6-0! Wtf is going on with this club? Not fun to watch.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
But now that a sox fan has taken down terrorism, our path to WS 2011 becomes that much easier.
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on May 2, 2011 5:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
does any one have hit and run attempts/success ratio?
I feel like ozzie is not calling it as much this year.
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
accidentally clicking on the blue (used to be black or grey right?) borders opens gillette in a new window
dunno if thats a side affect of abp or not.
well played. I’m a good sport, so I’ll buy a razor.
I think razor sales shot up after we wound up with Mark Kotsay.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 2, 2011 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Razor Shines sure did shoot up after we got Kotsay...
sproing!!!!!
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 2, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Now this is a good joke, you pack of rec-stingy nut humps.
Shoeless, well done. Next time maybe caps-lock the word “after” and you’ll receive the proper love.
"Nice erection, sally."
I have much to learn from you, oh wise one.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 2, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Im pretty sure I passed the 3,000 recs given landmark a while ago
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
aw sweet
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
That number hasn't been invented yet.
But I would like to thank BOS for being the filthy little rec slut he is, because I’m sure there are dozens of greenies in my past that would have been forever stuck in the ducks-on-the-pond purgatory of 2 recs without his fervent endorsements.
"Nice erection, sally."
by RWShow on May 3, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
In the meantime... I seek to appease you with this gift

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 2, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
ain't that the truth.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 2, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
And they needed a swift kick in the ass from me to do it.
You’re the Rodney Dangerfield of SSS.
"Nice erection, sally."
brett on who got him there
heard George Brett yesterday give Charlie Lau credit for molding him as a ballplayer and teaching him how to hit at the major league level.
Lau died at the age of fifty! He’s still missed (the only other guy to wear the number six is Hriniak, apparently).
I can't handle anything George Brett-related, as it only serves to make me sad that his pants-shitting story has been removed from Youtube.
"Nice erection, sally."
mercy
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson

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