FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
It's an off day and thanks to my having one more final to go, this afternoon's post is going to be a picture/video thread! Today's theme is baseball fights. While these mostly end up being less satisfying than Pacquiao vs. Mosley (seriously Mayweather, fight the man), they do tend to give some interesting pictures and the occasional worthwhile youtube video. Just like the other picture threads, leave your personal favorites in the comments.
FINISH HIM!
FATALITY!
Yorvit displays proper escape technique from a drowning victim. Thanks Red Cross!
Derrek Lee gets two for flinching.
Julian Tavarez uses flail. It's not very effective.
Why you don't fuck with Kyle Farnsworth: a three part photo-essay.
Part two: when you can see every flexor and extensor in someone's forearm, DON'T FIGHT THEM!
Part three: Paul Wilson did not just finish a pie eating contest.
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*seriously manny, take the blood test.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on May 12, 2011 2:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
you are so deleted from gchat.
pac-man agreed to undergo one two weeks before the fight.
the ball is in the court of the man with the legal issues.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
this scene is titled: "In which tsk reveals how little he knows about boxing by falling flat on his face."
mobile needs preview, damn it.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on May 12, 2011 3:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The Don Zimmer vs. Pedro dance is still my favorite.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 12, 2011 2:57 PM CDT reply actions
Herm needs to offer his boxing clinic to the current WSox roster
the representation of the WSox players in that ESPN fight video was pretty pathetic.
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
Can someone explain
what’s with the hopping Korean players during their baseball “brawl”?
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
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I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on May 12, 2011 3:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Can someone photoshop Ventura's face on Ryan's body and put ryans name on the back of ventura's uniform?
I watched the whole video thinking,
“Please don’t let Ventura/Ryan be #1, please don’t let Ventura/Ryan be #1…”
But I’ll admit, I lol’d. I guess time healed that wound. The 2005 part of time, most likely.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on May 12, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
And correct me if I'm wrong, I haven't been in a fist fight since high school...
But it’s pretty fucking stupid to punch somebody in the top of the head, right? Especially for a multi-million dollar pitcher to be punching someone in the top of their head with their pitching hand.
No, Ventura isn’t a fighter, but Ryan a stupid POS. I really wish he would have broken his hand, never pitched again, then got AIDS when a pack of AIDS-wolves kidnapped and wolf-raped him. And then ate his pitching hand.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on May 12, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
ventura never wanted to charge the mound
the sox players had a meeting before the game because ryan had hit them many times over the course of a few years and they decided that the 1st one to get hit today that that man, who ended up being the kindest man ever in ventura, had to charge the mound.
"I wonder if converting Peavy to a closer role would be best? Help keep him healthy and help solidify the pen a bit." - Bent Over Beckham
I hate you for posting this.
And despite his prodigious, powerful display,Battling loneliness, rage, misery
There really isn’t much else left to say.
I don't revel in being #1 in getting our asses handed to us.
I think they should’ve shown the Ligue attack on Gamboa if they wanted to embarrass us. Spare Robin.
SPARE HIM!
And despite his prodigious, powerful display,Battling loneliness, rage, misery
There really isn’t much else left to say.
i dn
i never felt that bad about it. NR’s a hall of fame bad ass. Robin was great in his own right, but that’s what we should want out of our HoFers right? i wish it happened to someone else, but it is what it is.
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You don't feel OPOS pride?
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by Jim Margalus on May 12, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
FNR.
And despite his prodigious, powerful display,Battling loneliness, rage, misery
There really isn’t much else left to say.
hee.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on May 12, 2011 4:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I want a picture of this in my room
its an iconic piece of sox history!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
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I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
AJ not falling down from the cheap shot
And then Pods of all people taking him down. And Brian Anderson putting the hurt on Mabry, doesn’t get much better than that.
by Grinder in Training on May 12, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Never understood why they threw AJ out of that game
Often forgotten about that game is Iguchi taking Cubs pissant and footnote to history Rich Hill yard for a grand slam 1 batter after the brawl. The Sox hit 11 grand slams in 2006, and 46% of their 236 home runs were multi-run homers. That’s pretty good.
(The highlight of Iguchi’s slam didn’t work on my browser..)
Wish the Juan Marichal/John Roseboro fight was on tape.
Wait, it is! Well, Marichal talks about it, anyway.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7140189
And despite his prodigious, powerful display,Battling loneliness, rage, misery
There really isn’t much else left to say.
you forgot the one where magglio broke out his karate moves against robert fick and the motown maulers.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
It takes a nation of millions to hold him back.
"I kind of thought it was a Pussy Pitch" - Kenwo, on the changeup
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 12, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
The BEST part:
After last April’s Chicago White Sox/Detroit Tigers bench-clearing brawl, the team sold 6,000 walk-up tickets for its next game — the total crowd of 15,461 was “unusually high” for a Monday night.
http://www.cbssports.com/b/page/pressbox/0,1328,3925738,00.html
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
number 6 all time by espn.
6. White Sox vs. Tigers (April 22, 2000)
Sixteen players, coaches and managers suspended. Nine others fined. It was, MLB said, “the biggest mass suspension ever.”
That was the end result of two brawls that erupted at Comiskey Park, one in the seventh inning, the other in the ninth. In the sixth, the Tigers Jeff Weaver hit Carlos Lee with a pitch. In retaliation, Chicago’s starter, Jim Parque, plunked Detroit’s Dean Palmer in the top of the seventh. Palmer charged the mound, throwing his helmet at Parque before the real action started.
“This wasn’t just a shoving match,” wrote Tom Gage in the Detroit News. “This was a nasty fight in which heavy punches were thrown and players were bloodied. White Sox reliever Keith Foulke had a facial cut that required five stitches.”
In the ninth, a couple more hit batsmen inspired another round of wrasslin’, kicking and fisticuffs. When it was all over, the umps had ejected 11.
Chris Osgood of the Red Wings was impressed. “It was a pretty vicious fight for a baseball game,” he said. “But they stood up for themselves pretty good. It’s a good way to build camaraderie.”
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/list/basebrawl.html
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
hmm
Just like the other picture threads, leave your personal favorites in the comments.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
which you still have posted no picture of
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
what in the hell do you think the one of parque is from?
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
waiting for your karate kick
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
can you even leave the ground anymore?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
use a car in the parking lot as the top ropes!
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
by e-gus on May 13, 2011 7:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
How did this brawl not make the top ten?
It went on for about 20 minutes, and they basically threw out all but 9 guys on each team.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on May 12, 2011 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I was there that day. My father asked my sister and I if we wanted to goto the sox tigers game. It started at 1pm.
Fick got a beer shower in the old bullpen and magglio karate kicked half a dozen detroit fucks….I was there…this brawl made em o e o more than most.
i loved magglio before this...
but that fight cemented his legend.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
yeah that had as much to do with bringing me back to baseball as the mcgwire/sosa season.
by 2001 i was all the way back.
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
well the 2000 sox in general were a really fun team to watch.
frank was awesome…plus you had these new guys playing so well. Ordonez, Lee and konerko were awesome. the black cloud of Jamie Navarro was lifted… Valentin was hitting clutch homers every other night. it was a good time to be a sox fan. they took over first on april 19th and never let it go again.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
That was one of my favorites.
And despite his prodigious, powerful display,Battling loneliness, rage, misery
There really isn’t much else left to say.

Loved Pedro on that day….
Mike Tyson: "I broke my back"
Jim Gray: "….what do you mean by that?"
Mike Tyson: "...SPINAL"
by Hurricane_Ditka on May 12, 2011 5:34 PM CDT reply actions
I remember this one too... Ivan Calderon!
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v20509984s3eqakxg
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
McClure did the Red October trick and closed the distance on Calderon before he could get a bead on him
by parkernutws05 on May 12, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
GD. Beltran hit three bombs tonight.
We all make mistakes wu.. I’m sure there has been a few times I was drunk enough that I forgot to put the booze in - Grinder in Training
by Shoeless In SC on May 12, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions
Jim Traber in Japan
A classic. Not sure about the Benny Hill, but it’s late.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DY2HargZ7g&feature=youtube_gdata_player
by spengler on May 13, 2011 12:09 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
ha! Anything set to Benny Hill is classic.
Judging by Traber’s waistline that had to be the most running he’s done at one time.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
The lack of actual fighting skill in baseball fights is cringe-inducing
also, have we done a picture thread of “bats/balls flying into the stands?” Cant remember, but those are pretty great.
I shant be misled a second time
like this?

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
heh. the twins fans deserve it
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
what about cueto curbstompin technique last year?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2fLnY4ffg0
"I wonder if converting Peavy to a closer role would be best? Help keep him healthy and help solidify the pen a bit." - Bent Over Beckham
silly pitcher
bringing a ball to a bat fight

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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