Dodgermania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is Macho Madness
by e-gus on May 20, 2011 7:09 PM CDT
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Los Angeles Dodgers Friday, May 20, 2011, 7:10 PM CDT Mostly cloudy. Winds blowing from left to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 65.
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Mandelbaum!
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
i like gus' gamethreads. the URL is always the rough draft.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on May 20, 2011 7:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
it will live forever
in my url
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on May 20, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
it's like you've never noticed the "refresh perma-link" option
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
i like the mismatch.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
it is a fun juxtaposition
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
WHATEVER
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:16 PM CDT reply actions
FMK
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on May 20, 2011 7:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i'd appreciate it if you didn't regress humber.
as they said, he is the one guy in that line-up you don’t want to pitch to.
Regression: totally being a bitch?
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
Jeez. All he has to do is throw it over his head for the K
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
The fog over the lake has been crazy lately.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
We're in space and space is the place!
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
by e-gus on May 20, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
who would? and why?
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i know that
but that don’t explain fainting at pierre’s feet
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's in the danger zone!
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
oh no
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
We're in space and space is the place.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
by e-gus on May 20, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
truly
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Lilly has nothing. We need to bury him.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i rec'd this. props to egus on the title (not the url though)
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
On the plus side, Elizabeth must be available now.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i think this lets them get reunited, right?
she gone.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
yep
I think she was found dead in Lex Lugers place
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 20, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
The same fire the Dragon breathes, he shall burn by.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
Damn I didnt realize Scary Sherry bit the bullet too
Rough profession
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 20, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
there are no rules in the steel cage.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
You've made a tough day worse.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
im running out if its any consolation.
watch the link, below. impossible to have a bad day after watching the man and mean gene.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
And the beat goes on.
And the beat goes on.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I got fired today for doing something I was told to do my two people higher up than me.
They aren’t speaking up.
So, there is that.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought you were off today and therefore drink yesterday?
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
That was the night before.
I didn’t get fired on my day off, although this is almost as good.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats horseshit right there
No email trail or anything to prove you were only follows instructions
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 20, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope. I've told what happened to the only person I really can.
I don’t expect anything to come of it.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry to hear that
Last year I was laid off when my position was no longer deemed necessary. Your first beer is on me tomorrow
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 20, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
That is a fuck. Sorry to hear it, man.
"Analogous caliber is attainable and transcendence is not something of myth." -Rhubarb
Expect the unexpected in the kingdom of madness!
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
shit. no gizmos and seats and tray tables in the upright position.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on May 20, 2011 7:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
the greatest macho man interview ever
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
by e-gus on May 20, 2011 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
does he have one of those nasty slim jims
in his mouth.
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
just saw that
craigws, do you think you’re what our forefathers were thinking about when they thought up the American Dream? Ooooh, yeah, I don’t think so.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
by e-gus on May 20, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
RUNS NOW!
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
is stone reading the sss dodgers preview?
Hes hit on about 4 or 5 of the topics
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
hes trying to get on our good side after we all pledged allegiance to wimpy.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
benched lily on my fantasy team
(fmftitb)
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
anyone else lose audio?
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
always liked this one.
getting disheartened again.
by BuehrleMan on May 20, 2011 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
A classic.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
really 118 gary sheffield?
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
ftpsita
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
GOODY
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
ooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaah.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
Regression: totally being cool?
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
Bacon!!
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
BACON!
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
Beckham doesn't like making Jim feel icky.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
excellent
he is the key
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
perfff
i said dont stop, and they didnt stop. they must be listening to me :-D
DSNB!!!
.
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
by colintj on May 20, 2011 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Even if the Sox hit a lot of homers, a Ballocaust reference might be a little far.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Brent, still time to work a walk here!
Right guy, right place, right time, right now.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
walk malk
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
All with 2 outs.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
dsnb
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 20, 2011 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
And the hits keep coming. This is great.
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
This is just fun.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
a little premature huh alexei
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
thats
what she said
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
by usualsuspect on May 20, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Does Vin Scully not do road games anymore?
Does anybody know?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Not east of the Rockies.
"Analogous caliber is attainable and transcendence is not something of myth." -Rhubarb
Darn.
Was looking forward to listening to his dulcet tones this weekend. Alas.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
he's not chicago tough
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on May 20, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i was just telling a friend earlier this evening
i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like vin scully.
getting disheartened again.
I have yet to find such a person.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
they're currently hanging by their e-toes
ostracization isn’t pretty.
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
pretty sure he doesn't
i think i remember hearing that last year or the year before
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
Has Bacon always chewed bubblegum during games?
All the strikeouts, the low batting average, the having hit exactly four home runs… I’m starting to wonder if Adam Dunn is a bad influence.
Next thing you know he’ll be experimenting with batting left handed.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
i don't know if you can dismiss that out of hand
it’s a big deal to get the platoon advantage.
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
by colintj on May 20, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vin Scully used to chew bubble gum
up until last year or the year before.
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
Since facing the White Sox, the Indians have not gotten a single hit.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
Where are my fucking fajitas at?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i ate them
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
thinking the same thing about my beef w hot peppers
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
i ate those too
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
yep it was tasty
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sitting next to you tomorrow.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's a little mean
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
ha. i will find you, and there will be a crop dusting.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
ahahhahaha
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
well then perhaps he bow and arrowed it.
it’s not always easy making sense of hawkisms.
getting disheartened again.
Hang and bang.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
yikes
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
Bring the glove slam.
"Analogous caliber is attainable and transcendence is not something of myth." -Rhubarb
damn it fatty
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Uribe you jerky
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
That multiview thing is about as useful as watching something in 3D without the glasses.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
he don't feel that bad
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
This is Morel's 100th PA this season.
He still has no walks. Aaaaand he won’t get one here, damn.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
He needs a cheap walk.
"Analogous caliber is attainable and transcendence is not something of myth." -Rhubarb
HBP?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's still spam.
"Analogous caliber is attainable and transcendence is not something of myth." -Rhubarb
Nearly Lillibridgian on that play.
Not quite, but nearly.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
You never struck me as the cheap hooker suggesting type.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps not cheap.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Now that's more like it.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
looking for work already?
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
Gotta pay for those fucking colored napkins somehow.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, sorry about that. That's a plate and a half of bullshit.
now i feel highly umkempt - pierzynskirules
"TP's mom already gave him a job"
is what I would’ve said, back in the day.
But I’m a new man now.
now i feel highly umkempt - pierzynskirules
Aww, R-Dubs, all growed up!
"Analogous caliber is attainable and transcendence is not something of myth." -Rhubarb
thats the perfect way to not say it
say it, then say thats what you would’ve said if you didn’t change
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
That, young man, is the joke.
now i feel highly umkempt - pierzynskirules
by RWShow on May 20, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I met a hooker at O'Callaghans of all places. She was legitimately a 10.
Me and my buddy both admitted that were the other not there, it would have been an offer we could not refuse.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I judge no man.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Just trying to jumpstart this economy.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
You nicknamed your cock "The Economy"?
Please don’t tell me what the GDP is.
now i feel highly umkempt - pierzynskirules
by RWShow on May 20, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Economic, economic stimulus...
This is a gold mine, really.
now i feel highly umkempt - pierzynskirules
Economic growth was what the first one was supposed to be.
/WU’d
now i feel highly umkempt - pierzynskirules
Could've pooled your resources, too.
"Analogous caliber is attainable and transcendence is not something of myth." -Rhubarb
Metaphorically speaking.
“Flight to Paris.” “Arc de Triomphe.”
“Hairy armpit.”
"Analogous caliber is attainable and transcendence is not something of myth." -Rhubarb
Intentional hooker.
HBH. Can’t decide which.
"Analogous caliber is attainable and transcendence is not something of myth." -Rhubarb
BACON DOESNT SUCK
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
0-29 for dunn vs lhp
"There's too many (bleeping) guys on the computer. It's simple. I say that. Pete Rose never watched a computer. Rod Carew never did. All those hitters, they go out and see the ball, hit it and move on." - Ozzie
no.
and a .103 OPS against them entering this game.
We all make mistakes wu.. I’m sure there has been a few times I was drunk enough that I forgot to put the booze in - GiT
I pulled a little something out of my ass. i’m feeling somewhat better - colin
by Shoeless In SC on May 20, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
you're making me sad
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
Yay, Rush game on TV on Sunday
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
im happy for juan
he improved his offense a lot after leaving chi.
i distinctly remember the days
when he would always strike out on a shoulder-high fastball
Your sig is inappropriate for the new and improved "winning"-variety White Sox.
now i feel highly umkempt - pierzynskirules
by RWShow on May 20, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lmfao Hawk
hiiiiiiiiigh … and loooooong
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
damn, cleveland came back in their game
thought cincy was gonna give us a lil more help with the standings
yummy yummy i got love in tummy
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
It's the economy.
now i feel highly umkempt - pierzynskirules
by RWShow on May 20, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
man, humber has been a revelation.
i’m thoroughly impressed with him. really. golf clap.
thorton is in..
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
nope
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
bad spelling
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
the fuck is going on here?
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think I understand baseball anymore.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
the dreaded leadoff walk is whats going on
thornton says “no” to winning streaks
Putting him as closer to start the
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on May 20, 2011 9:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Season f'd with his head
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."
by BobbySouthSide on May 20, 2011 9:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ew
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
Pssssst,
someone tell Thornton he’s supposed to be comfortable back in his old role.
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
*mind blown*
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
by colintj on May 20, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
If fucking Peavy
could throw 111 pitches, I think Humber could throw 121.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!
fucking thornton
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
woah.
ozzie with the short leash. not so sure about this. thornton looked to have pulled it together there. and who’s scared of this castro? and loney is up next. i guess we’ll see.
getting disheartened again.
Don't like the intentional walk.
Ozzie not even gonna give Thorny a chance to clean up his own mess. Not a big fan of this move.
History will judge me.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
The name's Crain. Jessie Crain.
Cleaning up Thornton’s messes since April 1, 2011
History is a cruel and fickle mistress.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i like crain
but i much prefer sergio here. crain is not a groundballer.
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
i think thornton probably could have handled this as well.
but what do i know?
getting disheartened again.
can't afford the walk
thorny still has control issues to work out.
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
what did you think of crain's strikeout pitch to castro?
looked kinda like a meatball to me.
getting disheartened again.
i have no idea what it was
i’m not really sure what some of those pitches were to be honest. i thought maybe some splitters? did he even throw a fastball?
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
i dunno.
i was half busy typing but when i looked up it looked like the pitch that struck out castro was spinning and just sitting in the middle of the plate. kind of like a back-up slider.
getting disheartened again.
yeah i think so
since it was 81 w/ not much movement. there were a lot of weird pitches. i’ll take it obvs.
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
that was my strike out pitch in little league dontchaknow
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
crain says "fuck you gingy"
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
i wouldve pulled thornton after the lead off walk
but i dont like the ibb either
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
he knocked eithier's dick in the dirt.
i think he got pissed and maybe focused after the double.
getting disheartened again.
i think there could be something to that
tentative and mindful ain’t helpin’ him
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
crain k's people
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
I'm drunk on taint punch.
Gonna have to make another batch. I added a third ingredient…mountain dew. Fly into my web BOS.
by Rhubarb on May 20, 2011 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
whats in it?
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm scared then, oy
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You aren't going to sleep at all before the methup, are you?
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I shall slumber. I'm getting up with the kiddo in the morn
my ma went into hospital today for a sudden 195 heartbeat and dizziness. I’m going to visit her before hopping on the 955 outta elgina.
Well you win the shitty day contest, that's for sure.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Losing your job by underhanded means really sucks too
my mom will be fine, cardiologist tomorrow but she was low on potassium or something.
I also think I may have hairlines my wrist lastnight in a doubleheader
I’ll have lizardo take a look tomorrow
You are gonna tell the best version of your perfecto story EVER.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'm drunk on taint punch".
That’s rec-worthy in and of itself.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
so is this 3 different kinds of taint punch making an appearance?
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
In honor of the Preakness, the Taint Punch Trifecta
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
for sure
i estimate mine to be a modest 20 proof.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
if it's not above 40, you can't even use "proof"
terrible.
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
ah yes, well 20% so actually it should say 40 proof.
my mistake.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
yeesh i think mine is going to win.
i assume you are lying hoping to further entice BOS.
also, now i have to figure out the actual proof because it is bugging me.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
you should check in the pudding
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
took me a minute
but vg
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
Just summon your inner Kary Mullis
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Broth of the cooked Shit Rooster.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
you're skills as a distiller border on quackery
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
You weren't supposed to say a peep about that.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
he was the ugly duckling of the group
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
says the boy too chickenshit to hang out with internet strangers
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
from the person
who quacked up on the keyboard and said you’re instead of your
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Some might say,
a bit of a cock.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
Secret ingredient = birds?
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
ok mine sits at a modest 46 proof-
but extra innings has me pouring myself a tall glass, which shall be replaced by more 90 proof booze…. the glass is 1/8 of the container… should bump it up to the 57 proof range.
and its damn tasty.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
I'm trying to calculate how much booze and food are showing up.
HOLY BALLS. Tomorrow is going to be just as fucking epic as the apocalypse.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
You're still a pussy don't try to compensate
Regardless, one manly taint punch in hand is better than two in the bush.
by Rhubarb on May 20, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
puss?
I plan on drinking the whole thing and being around for last call tomorrow night.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
get a cheap tallboy or two
just in case the urge becomes overwhelming
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
Well, you bring the asshole ginger kids, the taints are always closeby.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
Beautiful pitching out of a jam!
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Boy, Ozzie just kicked all your asses.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
yes
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
Good job, Crain
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
!
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
by colintj on May 20, 2011 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
It is so fucking awesome hearing "no score after bases loaded." and have it be the other team.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
Peavy high-fived Crain and then turned around
and punched Thornton in the throat.
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
by greenlight on May 20, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i haven't seen the whole game but have heard a bit on the radio.
it seems that alexei has thrown quite low to first multiple times. is this true?
getting disheartened again.
yes, paulie has been picking it all night
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Crain has been a good fireman this year.
Put out a bases loaded, nobody out mess earlier this year too (in a loss so we all kinda forgot about it, but at the time it was big).
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
hahahahahahahahaha hawk
“he is a handsome young man!!!”
never took hawk for a dandy
i guess it takes a special kind of handsome
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
Time to worry that Santos roughs up that pretty 0.00 ERA in a one run game again.
Specifically, this one run game.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
i almost pissed myself when gibbons hit it
i thought it was hit hard and that you jinxed us >:O
i coming with a tirch for you
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
the "torch" is better
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
this... was disheartening.
We all make mistakes wu.. I’m sure there has been a few times I was drunk enough that I forgot to put the booze in - GiT
I pulled a little something out of my ass. i’m feeling somewhat better - colin
by Shoeless In SC on May 20, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
so you're the asshat that caused my evening to be ruined.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
YOU I BLAME YOU!
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
DAMN SERGIO
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
oh man
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
well poop.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
The White Sox don't seem to be treated to all that many walkoffs in recent years.
Saving them for special occasions, I guess? Tonight feels pretty special.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
dude that ball was almost foul
gibbons lucked out
Good place for Sergio
to deal w/ failure / disappointment.
He bounced back well.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!
feel bad for humber. feel worse lilly won't get tagged with the loss.
don’t care for lilly.
getting disheartened again.
Walkoff wild pitch, obviously.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
An outfielder loses the ball in the fog
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Kevin Butler will kick three field goals nobody can see.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
by RWShow on May 20, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Greg Walker was working on Quentin's leg kick"
Specifically, putting his own ass directly in front of it, I hope.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
I thought for sure I wasn't gonna have to hear that "We got some work to doooo"
It makes my blood boil. I hate you Farmer and DJ. I hate you so much.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
There there, SSE. Let it all out.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
nope just a single
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
was at his one against the cubs
was nice
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Ack, free baseball time
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
ugh
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
Shitman is no stanchar.
Speaking of whom, we coulda used his fucking ass tonight.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
It's on nights like this that we can rest easy
knowing we have a 25 man rotation.
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
Beckham generously setting Dunn up for the 2 run walkoff homer.
Clearly.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
its not a win unless its a vulture win
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
you would let your penis anywhere near that demonic visage?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
oh god we're fucked
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
You know a team has some problems when Jamey Carroll is your starting shortstop.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!
by ballyb on May 20, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i need to stop mocking mediocre middle infielders
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
who else in your previews have killed us?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
~
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Jesus Fuck
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
thats the smile he had after he robbed Shoeless of 40 million
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
beware the transgender middle infielder
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
by colintj on May 20, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You had better kneel at the altar of Aaron Hill next week
by WSO on May 20, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
but of course
he taught me business calc
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
You've got to be bleeping me.
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
sigh
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
Fuck that.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
well now
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
come back Bobby!
im sorry for everything I ever said!
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
Yeah, he really tore it up in Boston.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
he really tore up the fast food places
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'll have a gallon of clam chowda."
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
This is some true regression here,
Sergio getting killed by bad luck. Foul pole homer and that base hit, ugh.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
Some shit has transpired here.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
A fuckload of what-have-yous.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on May 20, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
oh comeon
enough foul line hits
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
WTF?!
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 20, 2011 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
words cannot state how i feel at this moment
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
"Disheartened"
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
by RWShow on May 20, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What about "shitty"?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on May 20, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Konerko's wrist affecting his reaction time?
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
I really don't like the Dodgers.
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
Dodgers clearly using up all their BABIP for this series.
This whole team is a swinging bag of dirty dicks. They can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, and that’s not just the bird flu and subsequent bird flu medication talking. They can go take a flying fuck at the moon.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Death of a Salesman coming in to mop up
what a crappy way to lead into the meth-up.
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
I was concerned things were going too well headed into the meth. Now they have something to fix.
Sone “worktodooooooo”, if you will…
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
I've grown to hate that, and I've never actually heard DJ say it.
I just remember what a wet paper bag full of dicks he is.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on May 20, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yay for drunkness
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
And here I was thinking "it's getting easier for SSS to take credit for a turnaround before my very eyes"
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I woulda let Humber stay in.
Stretch ‘em out – 125 – 150 pitches. That’s why we have a 6 man rotation.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!
Then Peavy is gonna wanna go 170
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 20, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Give him a shot.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!
Peavy closes his own games like a man
none of this bullpen shit
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
hogwash
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
Rally? Will there be joy in Bridgeport?
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
i dunno, i leave the game for half an hour to tell my wife 'no, we can't get another cat'
and this shit goes down. what the fuck guys?
you're married?!?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
yes
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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
If it takes you half an hour to tell your left hand you're not getting another cat, then
clearly you and I work within very different lexicons.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 20, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
sign language is hard one-handed
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
i wouldn't like to aggravate it too much.
could come back to hurt me.
by craigws on May 20, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
You have a cat?!?
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
by ChiSoxRox on May 20, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
you left the game for half an hour?!?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
That's how to get something going
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
so gameday says
“juan castro singles on a line drive to right fielder carlos quentin”. that was no line drive.
i got up and walked away after that. then i come back and it says loney doubled on a line drive to quentin. was that one really a line drive?
getting disheartened again.
it was the exact same hit
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
yup
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
ive seen too many sox games-
in my head i said ‘alexei is due, he’s 0-4.’ and then Hawk said the same thing 2 seconds later.
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
we gotta get those non-tying runs in scoring position
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 20, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, that's one way
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Mitchell. list. now.
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 20, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
stupid mitchell
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
Hawk has been brutal this year at anticipating plays.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
he wants so badly to believe that there is truth
and love is real
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
by colintj on May 20, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
elbert's gonna be tough
i really don’t see it happening. 4-3.
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
Should Guillen lift Dunn?
Who is left?….no one (McPherson is another lefty…right?). we need to die with Dunn
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
I agree
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 20, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Horse shit!!!! One pitch?!
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
let it out
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i feel faint
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
OK, since we're talking about regression
time for AD to regress (in the good way) on the LH pitcher!
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
the shift has a lot to do with Dunn's terrible stats vs LHP
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!" -Randy 'Macho Man' Savage
and in turn
part of that is not having enough dudes on base when he comes up
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
COME ON DUNN
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
you all late
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
it's the curse of the GameDay delay
and swinging at the first pitch.
NISFW (now it's safe for work!)
Mike "good stuff but he's gotta get it over" MacDougal
Not Hawk’s best nickname work.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Guillen had a bad strategy
He left Santos for too long….maybe we could be tying the game now rather than down by 2
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
consecutive home runs here would work.
given that donnie fucking baseball is trying to slap us in the face here with mike bloody mcdougall.
why is gameday not working
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
because you touch yourself at 5am
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
by colintj on May 20, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
only after I grab the top players in bmo
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
dammit
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, MacDougal
You owe us.
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
well that shit was off the fucking plate
consarn it.
He was lookin’ for the Express and got the Local
that was bad
catcher totally framed that
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
blah asswipes
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
i want to hurt things
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
bitch.
see some of you gomers in about twelve hours.
i got some work to-doooooooooooooo.
getting disheartened again.
by BuehrleMan on May 20, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
see ya later
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: WHERE OUR HOME RECORD SPEAKS FOR FAILURE ITSELF. @Melodonic is my name because I'm mellow and a song bird,
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
well that sucked
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
classic 2011 white sox game
score early and not the rest of the game, blow it in the ninth, and lose it in extras
i loooooooove cotton candy
papilla!
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Good God, someone needs to pick up a toothbrush
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
What the fuck, FLAGGED.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
I demand you cloak this immediately!
We all make mistakes wu.. I’m sure there has been a few times I was drunk enough that I forgot to put the booze in - GiT
I pulled a little something out of my ass. i’m feeling somewhat better - colin
by Shoeless In SC on May 20, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I am so happy for the subject line rule right now
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
by blackoutsox on May 20, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
turnaround happens tomorrow
see you all soon
It was then I realized vegans can’t be trusted
by Scotty Ballgame on May 20, 2011 10:31 PM CDT reply actions
dammit the only way this would have been acceptable is if uribe hit the homer
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
the arsonist gets the save, and santos is charged with the loss
wtf!?
Jim Thome sponsor(s) this page.
Highly underrated, Mark Kotsay became the best defensive designated hitter in American League history in 2010.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on May 20, 2011 11:10 PM CDT reply actions
It only makes sense in the context of the impending Rapture
MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
What?! I ain't no Professor Pickles!
by 67WMAQ on May 20, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
it's after 6pm in Kiritimati and there's been no incident.
we’re not being raptured, it appears. All those ppl who quit their jobs and sold their shit… where is your God now?!
No, really… it’s sad.
We all make mistakes wu.. I’m sure there has been a few times I was drunk enough that I forgot to put the booze in - GiT
I pulled a little something out of my ass. i’m feeling somewhat better - colin
by Shoeless In SC on May 20, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
duh. the rapture will happen to americans first.
like he’d bother with the middle east, what happened there that was ever of any value?
by craigws on May 20, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
oil? camels? falafels?
I’ll come up with some others later.
We all make mistakes wu.. I’m sure there has been a few times I was drunk enough that I forgot to put the booze in - GiT
I pulled a little something out of my ass. i’m feeling somewhat better - colin
by Shoeless In SC on May 20, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
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