Morel stands on cusp of walkless White Sox history
Brent Morel almost had it.
He occupied the vaunted catbird seat in the third inning on Wednesday after watching three straight pitches from C.J. Wilson miss the strike zone. Only one more errant pitch stood between Morel and his first walk of the season.
You can guess what happened next:
Strike one looking.
Strike two looking.
Strike three swinging.
Morel grounded into a double play in his second at-bat, and he was lifted for pinch-hitting Adam Dunn before he got a third shot. Ozzie Guillen's decision left him unable to tie a White Sox record: The most plate appearances without a walk to start the season.
Morel currently has 107 walkless PAs, and according to Baseball-Reference.com's Play Index, the only White Sox who has him beat in the modern-day era is Mike Colbern, who didn't walk in any of his first 108 trips to the plate in 1978, when he served as the backup catcher.
Colbern is an interesting case for a couple of reasons. Like Morel, he was a prospect with some buzz -- he was the second-round pick in the 1976 draft, and posted good minor-league numbers for a catcher. Yet he only lasted in the big leagues for parts of the 1978 and 1979 seasons, and never surfaced in the majors again.
Unlike Morel, Colbern couldn't claim to be the least interesting man in the world. There's this lawsuit, for starters.
Morel's bosses should be able to sympathize with him. When looking at the list of most walkless plate appearances to start a season, two names stick out in particular:
- Colbern, 108 (1978)
- Morel, 107 (2011)
- Don Kolloway, 105 (1946)*
- Ozzie Guillen, 86 (1994)
- Ken Williams, 83 (1987)
- Dayan Viciedo, 82 (2010)
- Wayne Nordhagen, 76 (1977)
- Ike Eichrodt, 75 (1931)*
- Chris Singleton, 73 (2001)
- Aaron Rowand, 72 (2002)
(*Denotes incomplete play-by-play data. Kolloway walked in one of four plate appearances the following game, meaning he might have maxed out at 108. The same goes for Eichrodt, who could have maxed out at 78.)
The good news is that Morel isn't even halfway to the record. Rob Picciolo failed to draw a walk in any of his first 260 plate appearances back in 1980. Richard Dotson looked kindly upon him and issued a free pass on Oct. 2.
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And despite his prodigious, powerful display,Battling loneliness, rage, misery
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Nordhagen
his name brings back memories of hearing drunk Sox fans at the old ballpark trying to fit his name into the “Na-Na-Na-Na” chorus at the end of one of his better games in the late ’70s. It was almost more entertaining than the game itself.
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Ken Williams
He was a bad ball player. Without looking up his stats all I remember was a lot of fly balls and strikeouts. Not impressive in the field either.
His rookie '87 year was just fine, especially in CF. The next year he started the season at 3B.
Played about the first 30 games there and sucked. Was never the same after.
Also without looking up the stats.
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
Jim Fregosi said it was the worst managerial move he's made,
moving KW to 3rd.
Also without looking it up.
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by winningugly on May 26, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm curious to know what he saw in KW
that made him think it would be a good idea.
Ken was always one scorching line drive away from being sawed in half at the hot corner.
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I'm not sure it was his idea. I got the impression Himes came up with it and Fregosi was forced into doing it.
But I’ll defer to WU. I know he discussed this with Fregosi.
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
It was Himes' idea
but Fregosi filled out the lineup card. Good memory, Chi.
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by winningugly on May 26, 2011 12:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ken Williams, the prospect
He just kept pleading to get traded, along with some other prospects, for a veteran so the team could win now, but they didn’t listen.
by son_of_sophist on May 26, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
still waaaaaay better than his son
We all make mistakes wu.. I’m sure there has been a few times I was drunk enough that I forgot to put the booze in - GiT
I pulled a little something out of my ass. i’m feeling somewhat better - colin
by Shoeless In SC on May 26, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
A legless Ron Santo amoulderin' in his grave
is waaaaaaaaaay better than KWJunior.
Actually, Santo’s corpse comes close to being better than KW at 3rd.
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by winningugly on May 26, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, he couldn't stand it.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
by RWShow on May 26, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Kenny's stats
My memory is still good!! Kenny played for parts of 6 seasons & batted .218 lifetime. He struck out in 25% of his at bats. He is much better upstairs than he was on the field.
Without looking it up.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on May 26, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Colbern is also part of my favorite Cardboard Gods post
“That performance foreshadowed a shift in the careers of the Big Three, as they will forever be known, from mere baseball superstars to world changers, that latter role reaching its first but very likely not last of its history-book-worthy climaxes when Colbern, Hoffman, and Robinson (the names always mentioned in that order even before poet laureate Robert Pinsky solidified the litany while bringing his dying art back from the ivory tower hinterlands to the spotlit realm of Bruce Springsteen, The Cosby Show, and Mr. T with his best-selling ode to the famous three, "Chicago Stars Incandescent in the Gloom") made a visit to the Berlin Wall in 1989 and with humor, diplomacy, and all-American chisel-jawed resolve crisply recorded the final three outs of the Cold War.”
http://cardboardgods.net/2006/09/26/white-sox-future-stars/
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by Jim Margalus on May 26, 2011 10:25 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
This is brilliant:
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ll you need to do is pick up a newspaper and see the ever-widening transcontinental influence of Mike Colbern, CEO of Intel Computers, Guy Hoffmann, Nobel Peace Prize-winning solver of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, and President Dewey "FDR on ‘Roids" Robinson to see that in this as in all of my major life decisions I have, as Topps did with this card, forecasted the future with pragmatic and sober-minded brilliance.
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by winningugly on May 26, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Posey has broken leg and torn ligaments.
glad i don’t have to be concerned with watching a great player for at least the rest of the season. thanks, major league baseball.
I have always been against sliding hard at home plate
Players risk losing the entire season to score 1 run?…fuck that run. I hope Posey recovers quickly. He is a good one.
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
why fuck that run?
The guy sliding hard at home plate was successful in scoring a critical run in an acceptable (at least currently) manner. You cant expect the runner to not run into Posey when its been indoctrinated to run through him in the basepath.
Unless you mean “risk losing the entire season to PREVENT 1 run” (on Posey’s part). I imagine he’s wishing he’d stood in front of the plate and tried a sweep tag.
I shant be misled a second time
he kind of was standing in front of the plate.
and, if you thought about it for a moment, i imagine you’d recall that baserunners often don’t come away unscathed from such collisions, either.
UGHGHGHGH!!!
We all make mistakes wu.. I’m sure there has been a few times I was drunk enough that I forgot to put the booze in - GiT
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by Shoeless In SC on May 26, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah, it looks like he could have gone around him
Didnt seem dirty at first blush, but I get it now
I shant be misled a second time
i don't think it was necessarily that "dirty"
at least the way the game is played. cousins was expecting posey to block the plate and get the ball. so that’s why cousins aimed at posey instead of going for the plate (which, even had posey gotten the ball, would have been the smarter decision in terms of run scoring success). neyer just posted a pretty even-handed take on all of this.
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/5/26/2191529/buster-posey-injury-mlb-rules
Sheehan says likewise:
“Not everything has to be a controversy. Posey didn’t cheat. Cousins didn’t play dirty. It was just a baseball play with an unfortunate outcome.
… there’s no fan allegiance that can make an injury to a young star anything but sad.”
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
Not dirty.
He was going to be tagged out and the only way to score was to dislodge the ball. It’s baseball. I don’t happen to agree with changing the rule.
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by winningugly on May 26, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Your suggestion?
He would’ve been tagged out. Unless you are suggesting he do a handspring he was going to get tagged out if he slid feet-first and could’ve injured himself (and been tagged out) if he went head-first.
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by winningugly on May 26, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
he could have scored easily anyway he wanted to, because posey didn't have the ball,
but he wasn’t to know that.
no. he wouldn't have. i already suggested above what he should have done.
as have countless better commentators on baseball than you or i.
"Countless", OK.
Cousins did not beat the ball. Cousins is a hungry kid and wants to score the lead run. Cousins does not want to go down to the minors after sucking for almost 2 months. The play at the plate is a part of the game. And the reason Fosse’s case is brought up so often is because that kind of injury is rare.
Let ’em play.
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rare.
really. i’d waste my time actually quantifying the injuries to catchers each season on collissions at home plate but, wait for it, that would be a waste of time because it’s so fucking obvious.
Rare to have a career-ender.
And what about middle infielders? They are getting ripped up more often than catchers.
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i'd forgotten about all those times a baserunner launches himself at a second baseman.
oh. wait. that’s right. silly me. that would be against the rules.
You forget, I've been watching this.
Oh wait, you have an elephant’s memory, so you do remember this. You’re just firing off on everyone today. Come here, larry, let me give you a hug. Come on, you little porcupine.
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Stuff happens out there.
And like I said, I bet he thought the only way to score was to dislodge the ball and be grindy.
My little prickly pear. Come here. Gimme a hug.
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lots more stuff happens when players decide to collide with one another.
baseball isn’t a contact sport. it’s stupid. your machismo garbage is also stupid.
Aw, you still need a hug.
And it is not machismo garbage. Talk to a player or two. Ask them. You want a different mentality then watch soccer.
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We know what you think of employees.
And sure, it is awful as a fan to lose a favored and talented player.
And despite his prodigious, powerful display,Battling loneliness, rage, misery
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by winningugly on May 26, 2011 2:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's the second consecutive year where a great young catcher suffered a leg injury
On a collision at home.
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by Jim Margalus on May 26, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Santana looks OK this year. I know Varitek has been hammered, too.
I’m not for guys getting injured, but ballplayers understand it’s part of the game and accept the risk.
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It seemed like a simple place to score.
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by Jim Margalus on May 26, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree that it wasn't dirty per se,
but the Marlin certainly could have worked a bit harder to go around Posey, who wasn’t blocking the plate. I would agree with not changing the rule, and I hate that the only reason it’s being talked about now is because it happened to Posey and not Torrealba or Navarro or Castro or some other no-name catcher.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 26, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck torii hunter.
on a scale of 0-10, not quite sure exactly how disheartened i am.
by BuehrleMan on May 26, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
a nice belly slide
toward the back of the plate, with the left hand sliding across would have been the best scoring opportunity.
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Right.
Ask Josh Hamilton about headfirst slides into home. These guys have a split second to figure out what they will do to score. Plus, the kid has an OPS of slightly >.500 and is thinking he’s going to be sent down. And it’s not a new feeling:
"To be honest, it was tough. You get a taste of what it’s like, you don’t ever want to go down," said the 26-year-old who throws and bats left-handed and was a third-round pick of the Marlins in the 2006 draft.
His hunger only grew. Not surprisingly, Cousins remembers he was in Memphis for a Triple A game when his call-up came. South Florida didn’t know him then. But he introduced himself quickly. This spring is just another introduction.
Read more: http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/03/11/2111165/florida-marlins-outfielder-scott.html#ixzz1NTzgjcKB
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My point was to both catchers and runners
If i am a manager, and I have a good catcher such as Posey, I will tell him to be a pussy at home plate and not to expose his entire body to protect a freaking run (or 1 game). I rather have posey all season long than he been out for the rest of the season while he protected a run… again…fuck that run!
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice 2nd guessing.
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by winningugly on May 26, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I am not second guessing
I have always thought that those crashes at home plate are stupid. If my catcher is a multi million investment called Mauer, I would ask him to do the reasonably possible to tag a runner, if he cannot tag him, get the hell out of there and let the runner free pass. That or putting Mauer to first base and hiring Miguel Olivo to receive all the collisions.
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
if it isn't a rule, no catcher will get out of the way.
they wouldn’t like to have their masculinity or will to win questioned.
Having one of your best hitters as a catcher is a dumb idea. Nationals got it right putting Harper in the outfield.
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
provides way more value at catcher than elsewhere.
so it is the opposite of a dumb idea.
though the nationals may get more value in the long-run from harper, it remains to be seen whether or not it was the right decision. i don’t know enough about how good his defense was before they moved him.
I strongly disagree with you
If your team is the Yankees, and you have loads of stars every where, then YES, it is a brilliant idea if you have a good hitting catcher to give you even more edge. However, if your first baseman is Audrey Huff, then it is completely stupid to have Posey catching because it gives you NO edge. I rather have Posey’s bat in 162 games while playing at first with Rob Barajas catching than having 2 months of Posey with 162 games Audrey Huff at first. That’s why I see it as a dumb idea. You will see, Mauer’s days at catching are over. He could be providing hitting right now, but the Twins get an “edge” (Not really) by making him a day-to-day catcher. Victor Martinez is naother example. He could be a below average catcher, but decent, but he is very fragile. Is he catching? Hell NO….he is too good as a hitter to be catching. He has more value being DH or 1st baseman. It will be dumb to put him as a catcher.
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
you DH him?
and if your DH is Kubel and Thome then… I dunno.
We all make mistakes wu.. I’m sure there has been a few times I was drunk enough that I forgot to put the booze in - GiT
I pulled a little something out of my ass. i’m feeling somewhat better - colin
by Shoeless In SC on May 26, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Your doubt will be answered pretty soon
When Mauer comes back…he will NOT catch every day, but he will be in the line up every day Mark my words.
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I f my DH is Cuddyer
I would DH with Mauer, and play with a Miguel Olivo type of catcher
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
That's speculative
I am not speculating how many games I will win, but I definitely rather have Mauer in my line up every day than not…despite of Morneau, Kubel, or Cuddyer…none of them are worth benching Mauer
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
if you're not speculating how many games you will win
then this has absolutely no point. because, in case you missed it, the point of major league baseball is to win more games than the other teams.
you have a better chance to win
With Mauer playing than no playing…so yes, probably you will win more games. As a matter of fact, considering how “well” the Twins are doing sans Mauer, I think I am right.
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
You're correct, yes, but not just for the reason you list.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 26, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I am clumsy with words....sorry
but I think there is a pretty good relationship between the fact the rarely a catcher is a good hitter with 1st basemen being good hitters. That is, if you have a good hitter that can play first or catcher, managers would be inclined for the “safe” first base. And I agree, risking good hitters in catching is dumb
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
the reason there are more good offensive first basemen is because there is a larger population of players who can play that position.
Probbaly the main reason is that one you listed
but not the only one
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Your correct
they are probably insignificant….but my point here was shifted. If I manage a team and I have a great hitter, I wouldn’t put him to catch unless I have Pujols at first, and A Rod as my DH (A. Rod is an “example”, I know he is perfectly capable 3rd baseman)
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on May 26, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
wat
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
last thing: mauer is an awful example given how much value the twins got out of him
at catcher before he signed that contract.
Some of those Giants fans would be emotionally scarred for life if they posted here.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/5/25/2190986/beat-fla-thread-4
Not saying it’s a bad thing they’re friendlier people, but they certainly couldn’t handle the dialogue that goes on here.
by Grinder in Training on May 26, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I would punch this gallo del cielo guy right in the mouth if I ever met him.
by Grinder in Training on May 26, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
nnatesters is good.
Bringing up AJ and seeing the reaction is amusing.
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There really isn’t much else left to say.
geeze
I thought I was a rec slut. that whole site has me underclassed
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
reply fail in the wrong thread, was meant for Jims comment
this is what happens when you have more than one sss tab open.
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
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AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 26, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
shitty all around.
people have been clamoring for rule changes to address this, would that be possible? would selig even entertain that?
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
If the catcher is blocking the plate I have no problem with the runner barrelling him over, so long as he does so cleanly.
But in this case I’m not sure Posey was blocking the plate.
If a runner unnecessarily plows over a catcher it should be an automatic out. And if a catcher blocks the plate without the ball it should be interference and an automatic free base (run). Those would be my suggestions.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 26, 2011 11:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
In any given situation?
by Bent Over Beckham on May 26, 2011 11:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I mentioned 2
But I’m guessing it’s without the ball. That makes sense.
I guess the problem is most of the time collision plays are so bang-bang that neither party really has time to know if they have the ball or not.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 26, 2011 12:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
read the neyer article larry posted further up the thread.
he says that is the rule, but the umps don’t enforce it.
No ball, no block. But Cousins couldn't know that Posey didn't have the ball (Posey seemed not to know either) so went for contact.
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
It's another reason that AJ never having spent a day on the DL is amazing.
Catching is brutal.
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by winningugly on May 26, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
As irritating as AJ is, he is one tough, tough son of a bitch.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
He's been married to the same woman his only marriage, I believe.
That cinches it for me. Badder than Leroy Brown.
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by winningugly on May 26, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The secret to his long marriage?
Candlelight dinner 2 times a week, soft music, and dancing.
He goes on Tuesdays, she goes on Fridays.
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
by Chiburb on May 26, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
I’ll try to remember that.
Wait. Why?
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Good lord you are gonna be fun while this all goes down.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 26, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll be fine. Just more frequent arguments with larry, which will be highly amusing.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe
larry thinks he smells blood in the water.
I am Iceman when it comes to divorce. I welcome the challenge. Just like when I first joined the site and he tried to blow me out of the water. Heh.
And despite his prodigious, powerful display,Battling loneliness, rage, misery
There really isn’t much else left to say.
How they both picture themselves-

What it’s actually gonna be like-

Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 26, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
lol.
We all make mistakes wu.. I’m sure there has been a few times I was drunk enough that I forgot to put the booze in - GiT
I pulled a little something out of my ass. i’m feeling somewhat better - colin
by Shoeless In SC on May 26, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
This is funny.
Hey, are you employed yet?
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There really isn’t much else left to say.
This is fucking magnificent.
"now we are going to have gingers all over the parking lot looking for their tickets" - KenWo4LiFe

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