Twins 1, White Sox 0: Liriano throws a no-hitter
Forget about hits - Francisco Liriano entered the game allowing more than one earned run per inning.
So the White Sox forgot about hits, and Liriano made history on a chilly Chicago night.
The man who entered the game with a 9.13 ERA and his job on the line pitched a no-hitter, the first to achieve the feat against the Sox since Bret Saberhagen on Aug. 27, 1991. And he didn't even have the courtesy to look good doing it.
Liriano walked six batters over his nine innings, and only struck out two. He his changeup was working most of the night, but he didn't have any consistency with his fastball or slider location. Yet the White Sox didn't really sting a ball until Adam Dunn with two outs in the ninth inning - and unfortunately it was drilled directly at shortstop Matt Tolbert to end the game.
The Twins' defense deserves more credit. Danny Valencia robbed Carlos Quentin of at least a single when he made a backhanded stab of a Carlos Quentin chopper down the line. His throw beat Quentin by a step. Earlier in the game, Quentin had another possible hit taken away by Denard Span, who ran down his backspin-laden drive to the gap.
Throw in a nice Justin Morneau pick on Tolbert's poor throw to start the ninth, and combine it with an ice-cold White Sox offense that has now officially hit rock bottom, and Liriano had the ingredients for a night he'll never forget.
The White Sox also played good defense. Brent Morel made three plays of above-average difficulty at third base, and Gordon Beckham took an error off Edwin Jackson's tab. After making a nice effort to field Alexi Casilla's bunt, Jackson had to rush the throw, and he bounced it past Paul Konerko. Beckham backed it up big-time -- running it down by the sidewall and making a perfect throw to second to nail Casilla cleanly.
Jackson looked better himself, although Colin thinks he was tipping his slider. He just made one mistake, and he paid handsomely for it. His 1-2 slider broke right into Jason Kubel's sweet spot, and the Twins' only hot hitter put it into the Bullpen Sports Bar for the only run of the game.
Kubel singlehandedly outproduced the Sox's starting nine. Juan Pierre provided the only offensive highlight with a successful steal of second. He swiped the bag after one of his three walks, or half the Sox's total output.
The Sox did ground into three double plays - although to give them some credit, it should have only been two. The last one hurt - Gordon Beckham hit a grounder to third, but Casilla's relay toss pulled Justin Morneau well off the bag. Beckham ran past his attempt at a swipe tag. From the angle of first base umpire Paul Emmel, he saw the glove hit Beckham's back, I guess, and that ended the eighth inning.
If Beckham were called safe, though, it probably would have only extended the no-hitter one extra batter. And given that Paul Konerko was trying way too hard and chasing pitches himself, I wouldn't have liked his odds, either.
Record: 11-20 | Box score | Play-by-play
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please, no more.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
That's part of the more.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
still no excuse for how much we suck
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
his name is paul emmel
and he demonstrated extreme incompetence. for fuck’s sake you could put me out there and i could guess at calls too.
(and no, i am not blaming the sox getting no hit on that call)
trying to think of a word more disheartening than disheartening.
by BuehrleMan on May 3, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vindication
uh yes.
i’d be more concerned about the guy who has been pitching like shit the whole season, to the tune of a 6.00 FIP or whatever liriano has. these two are not anywhere near the same level of shittiness. liriano is completely lost.
by larry on May 3, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply
yes, concerned was a poor choice
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno.
He’s a K guy and only had 2… but limiting runs and walks was good. By all means, it was a very good start
he had 2 b/c the Twins figured out a tell for his slider
he was definitely tipping it
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
You don't give up any hits vs. the guy who gives up 5 hits.
You win.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
phan8787, you weren't exactly singing Liriano's praises in that post
I really hope you’re not telling Larry to eat crow here
a VERY AVERAGE Sox Machine refugee
Fuck.
My yin and yang are unbalance, my chi is tilted, and I got bad karma. Heading to Afghanistan for a year. Fix this. See you in 2012.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
I wish I could say it was.
It would make me less stupid…
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. Second tour.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you.
Stay safe and get this team going.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
how do you stay motivated now?
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I figure we'll have plenty of work fighting Taliban.
I’m taking the same Sox and Hawks hats as last time for luck. Maybe the team itself can grab some.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
There's an Afghan friend near the place I'm going back to...
Gave him a Sox hat last time. If he’s still got it, photos will be en route immediately upon arrival.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh, awesome.
Kinda funny that maybe SSS is more intimidating than the Taliban, too.
Rhubarb's car smells like fried chicken.
i blame the anorexic stick figure with the briefcase
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
The guy had a Yankees hat so I neutralized it.
He loved the logo.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Nicely done.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah.
That kind of burial is too kind.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Let Freedom Rain!
…if we can’t get OBL’s corpse, a Yankee hat is close right?
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
Only one of those gets paraded around New York, unfortunately.
Rhubarb's car smells like fried chicken.
I'd rather have Bin Laden's corpse than a Yankees hat.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be the life of the party with that
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
be as safe as you can
feel free to do a fanpost if you have the time
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
Will do.
Thanks for the great welcome.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Stay safe, good sir/ma'am.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Will do. A quick story to tell you how they can help our morale:
I was on a specially-constructed mission in a place no one had ever gone to. We dropped in to defend a village against Taliban that had overrun it and slaughtered a bunch of Afghans in Nuristan. We were there about a week when someone called for me to the radio. The XO of my battalion, a Mets fan said:
‘27 up, 27 down… Mark Buehrle throws the 18th perfect game in MLB history in Chicago.’
I rode off of that for a month.
I’ll drop in again once or twice more in the coming weeks as we prepare to go wheels-up. Go Sox.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 19 recs
OK, here's how bad the White Sox are.
The guy going to Afghanistan is the one making everybody feel better.
Rec’d.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on May 3, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
kinda puts it into perspective, ya know
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks for everything
and come back healthy
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Best of luck my friend. Thanks for your service.
Seriously.
Mike Tyson: "I broke my back"
Jim Gray: "….what do you mean by that?"
Mike Tyson: "...SPINAL"
by Hurricane_Ditka on May 4, 2011 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Thank you for your service.
Good luck and stay safe.
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
and thanks, yo.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Our pleasure.
Thanks for the entertainment here. I’ve been watching for a while… no shit scared to post sometimes. I’m not frightened of much but posting here had me apprehensive. You guys are gold.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
this is why people need to come to the meet up
no one would ever be scared to post.
though they might never feel the need again.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
I'm a bit ways away...
And like the board over at Second City Hockey, you guys make my game days. Thanks for putting this up. When I’m done in 2 years, I look forward to meeting with you guys and celebrating another World Series championship.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
If I am ever in the area I will buy you a drink. Guaranteed.
or if you’re ever in this part of the country, the same applies
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe for another Stanley Cup Final?
Will do. Good luck with the rest of the playoffs.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you.
The whiskey is on me.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
what are you doing here?
There is nothing like the MASSIVE FAIL that White Sox baseball. YAY!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! I need cake...
by pierzynskirules on May 3, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanted to tell everyone here I've enjoyed the board and was previously a little too intimidated to post...
I’ve got a few weeks until I leave and these guys made it fun to watch Sox games so far… and that hasn’t been easy to do.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 4, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
See? The friendlier SSS is paying dividends!
Good luck to you, and thanks.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on May 3, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
be safe and thanks.
We all owe you and all guys who serve our deepest gratitude. You guys rock.
Thanks for the kind remarks.
Plenty of Sox fans over there. Maybe we can turn it around yet.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Good luck and have a safe tour.
Hats off to you and all those who serve, sir.
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Thanks. Best people in the world are people I've met in uniform.
Most are sports nuts and boards like this make it easy for us to feel connected so far away. I just need the smell of hot dogs and stale beer to feel like I’m in the left field bleachers.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
ill crack a 6er of old styles and send them to you
c/o:
10th Mt. Fire
Afghanistan
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
Hahaha
No doubt someone along the way would see ‘10th Mountain’ and drink them before they got to our crazy asses.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank You so much for your service. We can never come close to repaying you.
Please try to keep in touch every once and awhile. Stay safe.
You don't have to.
Just get this team winning!
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on May 3, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
God speed, take care of your unit
My great-uncle was in the 10th Mountain for a time during WWII. Transfered in-country and closed out with them after combat, training for the Pacific invasion.
good luck
stay safe
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Francisco Liriano did not no hit the White Sox
The White Sox no hit the White Sox
whatever helps you sleep better at night, dude.
as bad as the offense has been lately, they were bound to be no hit at some point if they kept it up.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I was planning a trip for the summer.
Couldn’t decide to go to Chicago or Vancouver. I think I’ve decided now.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
You've decided on Dante's 7th Circle instead.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Vancouver is a sweet city so I have heard
I will say it again, I want to move to Canada badly. Shit, I might even go work as a lift operator at Whistler or something.
The governer of BC cultivates his own cannabis
…And is proud of it! Crazy place…
We don't have governor's, so I'm assuming you mean MPP
But yeah, BC in general is especially easy going with that drugs. Even in Toronto there’s bars you’re allowed to smoke weed in, provided you bring your own.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Never been, but I've heard mostly good things.
Plus, I have a lot of friends that have moved out there. I don’t know anybody in Chicago. I’d be going for purely baseball purposes…. so yeah….not this year.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
This rhubarbs wife
You won’t be seeing him around anymore…he has been hospitalized with an exploded head.
by Rhubarb on May 3, 2011 9:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 7 recs
tell him he has to do a post
about KenWo as hitting coach. possibly with a Patton theme.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
I support this idea.
But only if there can be dinosaurs.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
check in at the smackdown hotel?!
Yes, please.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, you mean't colin's front page post.
i thought you meant your jabronie comment.
yes. jurassic park + patton + kenwo + white sox = win.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
He said fiction hurts almost as much as nonfiction
he can’t do it
by Rhubarb on May 3, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Does this put pressure on Ken Williams to fire Greg Walker?
Not that it will help, but after the impotence of the past month, will he need a scapegoat?
the fool me can't get fooled again.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I did my part.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
fool me once... shame on... shame on you... you fool me, you can't get fooled again!
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I would've liked him to stay around.
in a totally non-advisory role. maybe just to point at whenever repubs complain about obama and the dems so we can say… hey! look what you put in the white house! twice!
okay, I see where this is going. that’s all I’ll say on the matter.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
look who he had to work with though.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
...what're you getting at?
by theghostofluisterrero on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
never been so shocked to see a ghost in my life.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
been too long since you've shown up
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Was 2007 as bad? That team didn't have any expectations from anyone, at least not serious ones.
This one has an obscene payroll, oodles of talent and should be fucking winning. Someone’s gotta go if they don’t start winning instantly.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The 2007 team had Darin Erstad.
Come on, son. What did you expect from that team?
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Punting
… To be fair I did hear Michael Schur essentially elevate Michael Lewis to immortal author status on the poscast so an FJM reference makes me troubled instead of amused (Neyer and Jonah Keri have done the same). Moneyball and The Blind Side are pretty much just as good as The Art of War, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, and Aristotle’s Metaphysics. The whole money = merit thing has seen better days.
“Span Fucked Us!”
I guess there is the contrasting view from Buzz Bissinger (roundly viewed as an idiot) here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YK2-rNQfGg
the team broke camp with darrin fuckin' erstad as the team's center fielder...
an untested rookie as our number 5, and a bunch of no-names and rehab projects as our bullpen. yeah, I’d say 2007 had far less expectations.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
we expected a lot more than 72 wins
go back and read some of Cheat’s posts. no one was expecting a world beater, but it wasn’t like it wasn’t a tallest midget content either.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
i think we overestimated the team's performance...
but more importantly we underestimated the fuckin’ cleveland Indians.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Then or now?
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
then. possibly now.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i will take some blame
for completely neglecting them and the Royals in my preview series
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
I've given up on him getting fired. I think he could take a dump in the upper tank of Reinsdorf's personal toilet and not be fired.
I’m hoping he’ll resign. Tonight.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Chisox
This is not your death knell. this is your wakeup call. you’re damn better than the indians and the royals, and so are we (the twins)…
So. Let’s let this get us back to post season awesomeness, because I really don’t like KC / Cleveland.
Delmon Young is my new Bicycle.
I'd like to share your optimism, really.
I really would. I have no doubt the Twins will finish near or at .500. The Sox, however…
This isn't directed at you individually, but I *really* don't like you(r team).
I hope anyone but you(r team) wins.
No offense. But, in all seriousness, we here at SSS welcome you. If you bring witty commentary. Which, actually, you have. Fuck your team, but you’re cool. For now.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
even Bill Melton says we’re in “the abyss”. bloody hell.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
This guy talking to Rongey might be the most reasonable upset Rongey Caller I've ever heard.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
And the next Rongey caller is saying it's the pitching staff's fault.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on May 3, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I cannot believe how calm this post game has been
They must really be screening them well. I told Rongey that I would like to do his job for a year or two over Twitter and he called me crazy.
i liked the guy after that
who was mad lillibridge didn’t try to steal second.
trying to think of a word more disheartening than disheartening.
are you talking about the guy that sounded very much like Kenny Williams? He was on when I went out to gas up the old ladies car.
I thought it was KW for a minute, and got really excited when he started mother effing Juan Pierre. Then realized it wasnt the GM.
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
sickening i had to turn off twitter for the night
There is nothing like the MASSIVE FAIL that White Sox baseball. YAY!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! I need cake...
by pierzynskirules on May 3, 2011 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
if you are going to suck... do it epically! that a boy guys.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
by KenWo4LiFe on May 3, 2011 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
U.S. Cellar-dweller field
Sorry, the pun was irresistible
I can't do it anymore.
I can’t.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
get thee to a monastery
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
by colintj on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
don't fall out
There is nothing like the MASSIVE FAIL that White Sox baseball. YAY!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! I need cake...
by pierzynskirules on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Pull yourself together man!
We still have many moons until the all-star break.
He looked red
Pitched well though.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I was listening to the soothing sounds of Farmio and DJ
Farmio was seething though, hardly talked… also DJ said: “Hey do you know the lyrics to this song” Farmer: “Yes but I don’t want to hear it out of anyones mouth but the band”
lol
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Felt bad for DJ actually
He kinda joked back like “Hey, you know me. I would never do that” but it was still awkward. DJ is a goof but he seems like a nice enough guy. I remember feeling bad for him his last broadcast with Hawk.
DJ is
a necessary balance/foil for the terminally taciturn Farmer. The only way he should ever go away is if Farmer does. And I wouldn’t mind the latter…
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
by NorthSidePaulie on May 4, 2011 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Just tell me when it's safe to look at SI.com/espnchicago.com/etc again.
I’ve got beer and Linkin Park’s ‘Breaking the Habit’ very loudly.
You people are my safety net.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
hmmm it'll be a while
There is nothing like the MASSIVE FAIL that White Sox baseball. YAY!
Uncle AJ says :Deal With It! I need cake...
by pierzynskirules on May 3, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
linkin park?
that’s never helped anyone.
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by colintj on May 3, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
are you wearing airwalks
and studying for third period social studies?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on May 3, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope. Just drinking and preparing to take a 5 hour energy tomorrow before my interview.
Look, I’m still a raging mo’. We don’t do ‘loud, angry, hurt yourself/other people’ music.
Any suggestions? The only things I really know would be Manson (Marylin) and Rage Against the Machine. I mean aside from rap.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
And hey!
Airwalks are cheap and fashionable, if worn with the proper jeans/v-neck shirt combo. How dare you.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well I think I know which way the Sox-Twins momentum has shifted.
Is the sky falling yet?
"Trying to sneak a fastball by Paulie is like trying to sneak the Sun past a rooster." —Hawk Harrelson
Doesn't really matter
Its basically a race to get your shit together first between the Tigers, Sox and Twins. Hopefully this no hitters doesn’t bring a “Power Storm” predicted by a few Twins fans on espn.com. I doubt it.
From @BSLillibridge:
Well that happened
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I feel jipped.
I feel that if Lillibridge and Omar had batted this wouldn’t have happened.
Particularly Lillibridge.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
osama bin laden had as many hits as we had tonight
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
by blackoutsox on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
For what it's worth (nothing),
By Bill Jame’s game score, Liriano scored an 83. That’s just bad enough to be the worst no hitter of all time.
(For more info on game score, link.)
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 3, 2011 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
But now that Bin Laden's dead
His grip on worst human being of all time seems pretty safe.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
nick swisher.
trying to think of a word more disheartening than disheartening.
by BuehrleMan on May 3, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
cool. thanks.
my wife didn’t know about game scores. when i gave her this information she was not surprised. she said, “see, i told you it sucked.”
trying to think of a word more disheartening than disheartening.
you don't have to guess that emmel saw the tag.
emmel was the one guessing.
trying to think of a word more disheartening than disheartening.
one quibble
White Sox offense that has is now officially hit rock bottom in free fall.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
One day we'll all look back and reminisce fondly at tonight.
I’m guessing tomorrow. When Blackburn throws a Perfect Game.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't do this anymore.
No, really, I can’t drink anymore. I’m going to bed.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
I was already bummed out when this game began
Now I’m just in “lay down in the street like in that Radiohead video” mode
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by billyok on May 3, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
they do indeed just do to it themselves,
they do, and that’s what really hurts.
by craigws on May 3, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
them and no one else
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on May 3, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
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Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
by colintj on May 3, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
and in gif form!

Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
here's a great site
http://www.danfasoline.com/ad.htm
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
you know about this and never used it??

what the hell man?
by craigws on May 3, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have it in my photobucket, waiting for the perfect opp
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
which is here, btw:
http://s720.photobucket.com/albums/ww204/ShoelessInSC/
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Media is pissed off as well
Dan Bernstein and Matt Spiegel are in a very public argument over twitter over Walker
Les Grobstein points out Twins and Liriano have been terrible this year, states Sox are just terrible and bad.
The plays Beavis saying “This Sucks” and then compares Gary Bettman to Beavis.
No one throws a perfect game against the White Sox.
All in, baby.
by FlyingSpaghettiMonster on May 3, 2011 10:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
They didn't have the worst record in baseball.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It's hard to not be a debbie right now.
The only possible way I see to stay positive right now is that we’re not that far back from the Tigers and still don’t see the Indians or Royals as legit anything this season. But this team will find a way to blow it.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Like I said, its a race between the Tigers, Twins and Sox to get their shit together first
I do not think the Twins are very good, but giving them no hitters is obviously not a good thing
I'm confident the Tigers aren't any good.
Maggs is done. The Twins….I don’t fucking know. I’ve never thought, on paper, they were all that good, but they always get it together. I was, until tonight, sure we were good.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
since when does being a realist = a debbie. hell at some point you gotta call it the way it is
i’m just as big a sox fan as the next guy, but i can at least spot shit and call it shit when it is. no need to beat around the bush and pat ourselves on the back for being shitty.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I'd agree, to a degree. We aren't this bad, but I seriously doubt we are playoff material.
I’m not even looking at the shit that is the division. I’m just looking at this team. Winning 84 games at this point is a stretch.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
if we play like an 88 win team the rest of the way
we win ~82 games.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
play .600 ball the rest of the way and we win 90 games
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
If our division is the 2006 NL Central, that's our only chance I think.
But I’m tired of having to reference legendary comebacks/circumstance as a means of reserving hope year after year.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Then just reference last year's White Sox, and how they overcame essentially the same deficit in a little over a month.
We have 5 months this time.
Everybody – CHILL.
Grek dictum
by RWShow on May 3, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no of course we aren't that shitty of a team that we are on pace to win 60 games this season
However we have been playing shitty for way to long now.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
i blame colin's oddly prescient
‘cascade failure’ post prior to the gamethread.
it describes that game perfectly.
yeah i don't know what i was thinking.
but i know that it’s good that i was and bad that they are.
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Both TP and wu would have lost the bet.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 3, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
would we rather be no hit and lose 1-0
or lose 20-1 to the twins like 2009?
i loooooooove cotton candy
20-1 hurt more
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
nah. in a 20-1 beatdown at some point you can take humor in their futility.
while being no-hit you just don’t want to be no-hit. you want to see a hit at any cost. so you invest more into your team, I think.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 3, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I disagree.
Because losing 1-0 you at least still feel like you’re in it, so you reserve hope until the very last out. You lose 20-1, you know pretty early that it’s a lost game.
The loss to the Twins in late 2008 hurt more than tonight though…where we had an early 6-0 lead (or so) and Jenks blew the game late.
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
or if Quentin's double isn't caught by Span
that’s BABIP for you
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
it seems like you can only have one of
Greg Walker or BABIP.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
we had hope of being good though
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
It's not like that 20-1 loss was an inspiration to a division title.
Bad losses are bad losses.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
why the hell would I want to lose 20-1?
"Do you guys think you know more about sports than MJ or Kobe?"
why would i want to lose at all?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Oh please God, I'm not that desperate to agree
with that lesbian looking mother fucker.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on May 3, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This might actually turn out to be a good thing
As bad as it was, being no hit is also a hell of a wakeup call. This team is too good to be this bad. Its like we’ve become- oh no- the mets. But I don’t think we’re the mets.
it's all about the mental side at this point
and i don’t think we know this team well enough to know how they’ll take this.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
greg walker will be at the stadium bright and earlier tomorrow
he works hard.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
My guess is laying down.
They don’t just it into DP’s….
by Bent Over Beckham on May 3, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
i haven't seen anything that suggests defeatism
frustration can be just as problematic for performance as a lack of effort, given the right dose.
Original visitors' friend in the Lancaster County area!
so who do you guys think we're going to draft with the first overall pick?
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
Someone who will be rushed to the majors, look good in his rookie season, then be fucking lost for the rest of his career.
The guy at the bank doesn't care how many trophies you've got!
by 67WMAQ on May 4, 2011 5:28 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
Ouch
As if I wasn’t in enough pain over the state of the Sox…
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
by NorthSidePaulie on May 4, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions
i think this is the Maq's first use of profanity on sss.
but I had a similar thought last night, who can they get with a top 10 pick next season and ruin?
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
it's a shame they don't have more picks this year.
as it’s supposed to be a very deep draft
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 4, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Aside from the no hitter
Stone was saying during the broadcast that this was Liriano’s first major league complete game.
A real dick move on his part, I heard.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 4, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions

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