Twins 3, White Sox 2: 10 under
John Danks is going to be scored upon in the sixth inning. It doesn't matter whether it's his fault, or even if he pitches two innings beyond. He's going to allow runs, and it's going to cost him the game, because he doesn't know how to win.
With the game tied at 1 in that fateful frame, Danks allowed a pair of runs that sealed a two-game Minnesota sweep. This is the sequence that did him in:
- A bloop single over Omar Vizquel's head.
- A sacrifice-turned-single by Matt Tolbert when Vizquel was way late covering first on the bunt to third.
- A deep flyout by Justin Morneau caught casually by Carlos Quentin on the warning track. His pause before throwing the ball back in allowed Tolbert to take second.
- A sac fly by Sox-killing Jason Kubel.
- And an RBI single by Rene Tomaso, that wouldn't have scored a run if either Vizquel or Quentin had been paying attention.
The Twins led 3-1, and the Sox could only offer a Paul Konerko sac fly in response. They did put two on with one out in the ninth, but Kubel ran down Vizquel's fly down the right-field line, and caught Juan Pierre's flyout.
And so another fine effort was wasted. Danks dropped to 0-5 on the season thanks to another sloppy attempt at support.
The three non-pitching facets of baseball failed to show up.The offense: Facing the sinkerballing Nick Blackburn, White Sox right-handed hitters didn't go the opposite way until the final three innings. Alex Rios used the entire field -- he ripped a hanging change into the White Sox bullpen, shot a single to right, and drilled a single back through the box against Matt Capps -- but nobody else picked up the hint.
The defense: Along with the sixth-inning brain farts by Vizquel and Quentin, Pierre also embarrassed himself in the second inning. Danny Valencia pulled a decent Danks changeup over the head of Mark Teahen, and it rolled into foul territory down the left-field line and under the padding.
Pierre tried to grab the ball. Then he put both hands up to signal for a dead ball. Then he put them down. Then he put one hand up, and used the other to free the ball. By the time he got it out, he gave Valencia an extra base. That's no fault of the umpire -- if Pierre is going to demand a ruling, he's got to commit to the play for more than 1.5 seconds. Danks bailed him out with a pair of weak pop-ups, stranding Valencia at third.
Baserunning: Pierre reached on an infield single to start the bottom of the first. Then he was picked off. That was the first of three outs on the basepaths. Quentin was inexplicably doubled up at first on an A.J. Pierzynski lineout to short, and Vizquel was caught stealing in the sixth.
But hey, at least they weren't no-hit.
Notes:
*Danks failed to strike out a batter for only the third time in his career, and the first time since Aug. 24, 2007.
*Brent Lillibridge, who entered the game as a pinch-hitter for Mark Teahen in the eighth inning, ended up with two plate appearances. He was hit by pitches both times.
Record: 11-21 | Box score | Play-by-play
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I was going to write you a poem but decided to fuck it as it really isn't worth it today.

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
i luuuuuuuuuuv that word.
but i have moved on. i believe i have found the appropriate word to describe the sox now, and that word is banjaxed.
trying to think of a word more disheartening than disheartening. wait, i got it....... banjaxed.
the way this team is playing is badong
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on May 5, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Friday will be the floor
King Felix vs Humber on Ichiro bobble head night.
well the newest bottom floor anyway.
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
Until the White Sox figure out how to lose twice in one game, no pitcher scares me.
These White Sox have made no indication that the ability of the opposing pitcher in any way impacts how they’ll hit. If they win, I’m not in a position to complain about how they do it. If they lose? Oh well, toss it on the pile with the others. Losing no longer scares me.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 5, 2011 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions
that is good. because fear is the path to the dark side.
fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 5, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Suffering leads to becoming a Cubs Fan... The true dark side.
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 5, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
The true test of a man's character is when his team is off to a 11-21 start.
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 5, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
For the MLB.tv and Extra Innings crowd...
…they’re still playing baseball at Fenway at 2:37 a.m.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
It's also on espn3, dunno if it's still on espn proper.
I thought there was a rule about not being able to start an inning after 12:59 am local time, did that ever actually exist or was it just a local rule? Best I can tell from the rulebook there’s nothing like that now.
Aww crap, there goes our fun probably.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 5, 2011 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions
The 25-inning White Sox game in 1984 was halted at 1:05 a.m. by the league-imposed curfew.
So it did exist at one point.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Maybe that's what I was thinking of. Wonder when the rule went away.
Probably because a close baseball game in an empty stadium in the cool night air seems like so much fun.
"I'm the Chicago man. I'm vital in Chicago." -Willy Ohman, Act 1
by mechanical turk on May 5, 2011 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions
i was gonna say
could have sworn there was a rockies game a year or so back that went on wee into the morning
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
which team broke the seal?
I am more than capable of loving the White Sox like no other, while hating the rotting abortion at Wrigley. Hell, I can also fully hate the Twain, Yankees and Red Sox at the same time!
Emotional multitasking. It exists. - RW Show
by DrEmilioLizardo on May 5, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
team e-gus/trooper
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 5, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I recall staying up until 2 twice for games
I hope Kotsay gets hit by a dump truck and slips into a coma where he is stuck forever in Baseball purgatory having to bat against a three-headed, six-armed Lefty Hydra consisting of Billy Wagner, Damaso Marte, and Randy Johnson. - Shoeless In SC
It's like trying to sneak the sun past the rooster. - Hawk Harrelson
I love that the rain delay made them burn a Beckett start.
Anything that goes wrong for the Red Sox is cool with me.
Grek dictum
"It’s getting a little old. It’s the same song and note,"
could (at least the start of) this season diminish danks desire to stay in chicago beyond 2012? i have a feeling danks is not going to take a hometown discount
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Highly underrated, Mark Kotsay became the best defensive designated hitter in American League history in 2010.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on May 5, 2011 4:51 AM CDT reply actions
i was under the impression he never planned to do that in the first place.
UZR: Oh the underwear I’ve seen.
perhaps that true (re: discount), will playing for underperforming teams in (likely) 3 out of 5 seasons
compel him to leave even if he gets a similar offer from the sox..
Jim Thome sponsor(s) this page.
Highly underrated, Mark Kotsay became the best defensive designated hitter in American League history in 2010.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on May 5, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions
if he wants any shot at the HOF he'd better move to a higher, more consistently, scoring team.
I honestly wonder how many more wins Danks would have had he been given league average run support over his career. I wonder how many he’d have with top 3 run support. Probably not much, but curious nonetheless. Not sure how you’d find that out.
Take your whosh like a man, dammit. - RWShow
White Sox Baseball:
We’re so expensive, we force Christians to steal. - blackoutsox
by Shoeless In SC on May 5, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
What else can you say?
At least the Sox are in the central division, and it’s only gonna take 78 wins to snag the title. Thankfully the Blackhawks Bulls are still playing?
Playoffs? Playoffs???
When it rains it pours
Right now, the basement is flooding.
by PenguinHawk on May 5, 2011 7:57 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
damnit, I live in the basement.
We prefer the term “garden level.”
Beer, it’s just a vehicle for my favorite drug, the celery for my peanut butter.
-Grinder in Training
by South Side Expat on May 5, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
on the bright side, at least they don't act like the cubs.
i haven’t seen this mentioned but in the post game press conference ozzie told the truth when asked whose fault it was that no one was covering first on the bunt (vizquel’s) and why on earth vizquel was trying to steal second (because vizquel mistakenly thought it was a hit and run). i much prefer knowing what happened than having the coach be evasive and a player be a jackass about it.
trying to think of a word more disheartening than disheartening. wait, i got it....... banjaxed.
I seem to always hear Hawk complaining about
Sox hitters not making adjustments. Is this something Greg Walker is responsible for, or just another thing that if hitters don’t do it, oh, well, we’re fucked anyway?

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