I hope the Twins vs. Sox race is for real!
Gee, the Twins are having a bit of a setback, proving unable to beat NL teams on the road. That's a shame, but our team is battling their tails off, gosh darn it. You really just have to tip your hat, those boys from SF and WI know how to play!
And Joe Mauer? He isn't hitting right now, he is still recovering. Vacationing for two months with his "Mysterious Injury" and then refusing to do a AAA rehab assignment despite the Twins wanting him to is going to set anyone back, ya know. I try to tell my lutheran bretheren that they need to relax, and notice that our 2 backup catchers on the 25 man are hitting around as well as Mauer. It's like having 3 Joe Mauers! So we are being a bit silly to give one of them $23MM per year.
I mean, batting around the Mendoza line is gosh darn good for a catcher, right? I just feel like my organization is being a little unfair to Drew Butera, he called a no hitter after all!
Anyway thanks for reading my silly little post. You bet I am hoping for a gosh darn Twins/Sox game 163! I hope da best team wins, you know. Hope Buehrle pitches, I just love watching that guy! He is so good at those pickoff moves, you bet I can respect that!
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christ, the right rail is becoming a fucking disaster zone.
by craigws on Jun 26, 2011 1:53 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
BOBPULLER!!!!!!!!
Did I miss WCIU rain delay theatre!?? heads with roll!! - billyok
*with - billyok
oh my god really WILL - billyok
why does this keep happening to me?
sunshiney craig's comment about me has had the effect of rendering me too self conscious to maintain my public exhibition of ennui.
by BuehrleMan on Jun 26, 2011 6:29 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Sigh. I wish BOBPULLER's dad had capped his tip.
Beware the cure isn't worse than the disease
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2011 6:36 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
The fuck? I go off for one little bit and this happens?
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Jun 26, 2011 7:20 AM CDT reply actions
consider it a wedding present.
congrats!
sunshiney craig's comment about me has had the effect of rendering me too self conscious to maintain my public exhibition of ennui.
"vongrats"
dickering.
Did I miss WCIU rain delay theatre!?? heads with roll!! - billyok
*with - billyok
oh my god really WILL - billyok
are you seriously on SSS this early the morning after your wedding?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Jun 26, 2011 7:33 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Another doomed marriage
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
by Tdogg on Jun 26, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
SSS: Where Marriages Go To Die
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Jun 26, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
This is outstanding.
Did I miss WCIU rain delay theatre!?? heads with roll!! - billyok
*with - billyok
oh my god really WILL - billyok
this site is single-handedly driving up the divorce rate in this country.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Heh. Yeah.
Woke up when her no baby pill alarm went off. Couldn’t fall back asleep until I got some fluids back in me. Thought I’d read about the Peavy performance that I didn’t get to see. This place is a fucking tragedy.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Jun 26, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes by the way congrats
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
But yeah, congrats on the wedding.
Is she a Sox fan as well?
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Congrats, SSE.
Many happy wishes to you and the Mrs. Good luck.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jun 27, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
huh. a TT guy using the SSS RR to troll another TT guy that's been trolling the SSS RR.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
it's kind of brilliant
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 26, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
This is last straw Jim
You have made us too fucking soft. Our rep in the hood is damaged and folks think we will play nice out in internet land. Remember the respect Jesse got in BB because people “thought” he dropped an atm on a dude’s head? Can you imagine if some dude started selling crack on Marlo’s corner in the Wire? What’s next? You joining a AL central blog round table discussion?
Unleash the hounds my friend.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
by Tdogg on Jun 26, 2011 11:16 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
rec'd
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 26, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
It's worse than you think - SBN is posting a placard on the SSS homepage.
Give me your dull, your unfunny,
Your meatball masses, yearning to annoy,
The wretched refuse of your teeming suburbs,
Send these, the obnoxious, craig and larry harassed,
I lift my lamp beside the green comments.
by FlyingSpaghettiMonster on Jun 26, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
Rec'd for accuracy!
In MN we can admit our faults, y’know!
Normally I’d wish my AL central brothers luck in interleague play, but in MN we have a soft spot for the Nats. We want them to succeed so we gave up our best catching prospect.
It worked out fine, since our other backups are hitting just as good as JOE MAUER this year. But obviously I miss AJ’s fire, he made the game fun.
bobpuller
please go to hell with your mom and help her bake a bitch pie
by Rhubarb on Jun 26, 2011 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
We Minnesotans are good at baking you know.
Especially hot dish, but you need a good pie for afterwords obviously!
bobpuller lives.
does anything make you angry?
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jun 26, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
No
Like my role model Joe Mauer it is unacceptable to show emotion. I thank my dad every day for beating me whenever I would get overly emotional as a child. We’re pasty white Midwesterners of Northern European background, and getting too excited about stuff is in bad taste.
bobpuller lives.
Bob Puller is upset
because the Twins signed Joe Mauer to a $180 million contract.
Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
by natetheskate on Jun 26, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
are you guys intentionally punking the entire internet?
because this is getting confusing.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i think they're gonna break the thing.
the internet thing.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Bob Puller is just being polite
That’s actually me. Sorry to gross everyone out!
Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
by natetheskate on Jun 26, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh but bobpuller,
I feel as though you might be bein’ just a little mean to poor Joe Mauer, ya know. He’s battling his tail off, just like the rest of them, in fact, a little support from all us fans might be just what he needs. He is a hometown boy, ya know.
But I agree, a game 163 against the sox, now that would be a sight to see. Good luck to your boys, gentlemen of SSS!
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
Follow me @SimulacraAlex or on facebook!
fuck, they're multiplying. if model train threads start hitting the RR, we're going to have to nuke it all and salt the earth.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions

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