Nothing healthy about White Sox's respect for Twins
When the White Sox used the much-maligned solo homer to defeat the Minnesota Twins to win the AL Central back in 2008, I had hoped that would be the game the White Sox would point to when it came to any future problems with the Twins.
Talking to my dad on Sunday night, he pointed further back when asking the same question. In 2006, the White Sox were the defending World Champions and in a bitter fight to get back to the playoffs. In an attempt to motivate(?) his team, Ozzie Guillen gave the Twins an entire marketing campaign:
"I'd rather do anything in baseball than face those piranhas," Guillen had said. "They're hungry, and they show people they're hungry. I love those guys, I really do. I enjoy my team, but I love the way [the Twins] approach the game." [...]
"We're not rah-rah," he said. "That's special stuff over there. No big names, no big-money people, no big stars. But the way they go about their business is awesome.
"I call them little piranhas because ... those guys bite little by little and all of a sudden you're dead. I love it, I'm sorry.
"A better team than mine? No, but I love the way they play the game."-- Chicago Tribune, Aug. 27, 2006
In either case, the White Sox enjoyed clear-cut bragging rights. They were the AL Central champions. They were the World Series champions. And still, in the wake of their triumphs, Ozzie Guillen still reverted to talking a terrible game when the Twins rolled into town.
The words alone don't matter. Talk is cheap, and Guillen devalues it even further with his volume, but his teams are happy to back it up, regardless.
The convenient excuses -- Johan Santana! The Metrodome! Punto! -- disappeared.
The problems remained. And they're growing in number.
It's getting worse
A couple of posts back, lastof12 and Shoeless in SC put together a handy chart of the White Sox's records against AL Central teams since 2005. I'll highlight their records against the Twins in particular:
- 2008: 9-10
- 2009: 6-12
- 2010: 5-13
- 2011: 1-7
The Sox are 7-28 against the Twins over their last 35 games, and there are no words for that.
They've lost home-field advantage
Back in 2008, both teams fiercely defended their turf. The Twins were 8-1 at the Metrodome against the Sox; the Sox were 7-2 against the Twins. A coin flip decided who would get to host Game 163, which the Twins didn't like. That was understandable -- the Twins won the season series, and the location played a big part in it.
Fast-forward three years, and I don't think the Twins would care. They're 16-3 at U.S. Cellular Field in their last 19 games.
There are no more Sox killers
In previous seasons, legitimately outstanding Twins played a big part in shutting down the Sox. Facing Santana, Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer at the height of their powers was a tall task. Gardenhire also had one of the game's deepest bullpens, and they used their speed well at home. All in all, the Twins had soundly constructed teams with elite talent and a good supporting cast, and there's no particular dishonor in finishing 8-10 to those Twins over the course of a season series.
Now? Well, Santana is long gone. Morneau is out. So are Denard Span and Jason Kubel. Mauer is back, but wobbly. Their bullpen was ravaged by free agency. Ron Gardenhire is forced to fill out his lineup card with Tosonis and Buteras and Dinkelmans. Dinkelmans!
The Twins have struggled against the rest of the league. They used to make hay against the Royals, going 37-17 against Kansas City from 2008 to 2010. This year, they've eked out a 5-4 record, after losing four of the first five. Plainly put, everything has been a challenge for Minnesota -- except when the Sox come up on the calendar.
The first two times the Sox embarked on a series against the Twins, they had just about everything in their favor. Yet when Francisco Liriano comes to the Cell on the verge of losing his spot in the rotation, he ends up throwing a no-hitter.

The first half ended with the White Sox losing three of four at home to the Twins. By the end, Hawk Harrelson and Darrin Jackson were falling in line for feting, doing their damndest to sell White Sox fans on the Twins' virtues.
But if you follow enough Twins fans and bloggers on Twitter, you'll see they're not a superteam. Their first half has been saddled with injuries, strange roster and lineup decisions, terrible defense and Matt Capps. When things go bad -- and for the Twins, they saw rock bottom -- they sound an awful lot like us.
The big difference is that the Twins don't sound like the Sox when the teams meet. They show up to a gun fight with slap bracelets and still expect to win, mainly because Guillen expects them to win, too.
Forget slappy leadoff hitters -- this unrequited love has been Guillen's biggest failing as a manager. It's nonsensical at its best, and now that his teams continue to fold in the presence of the Twins regardless of the circumstances, inferiority is now ingrained in the identity.
That seems pretty toxic, doesn't it? Well, worse yet, the organization literally broadcasts this to the public. Harrelson and Jackson are essentially selling season tickets for the Twins, a team so wholesome, divine and bursting with baseball goodness that they're still 1 1/2 games behind the White Sox in the standings.
This season has exposed the depth of the White Sox's infatuation. It doesn't matter if the Sox are better, healthier, stronger, deeper, at home, division champions or World Series champions -- they'll still find a way to put their direct competitors on a pedestal. It's always been troubling, and now it's just disgusting.
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Just once I want Ozzie to say, "We're going to go out there and kick their ass."
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 12, 2011 6:48 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Unbelievably great piece, Jim.
Required reading for the Sox brass.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!
10 days ago Rongey asked Jaackson if the Twins could get back in the hunt. -- "Nope, they dug themselvestoo big a hole."
Harrelson and Jackson are essentially selling season tickets for the Twins, a team so wholesome, divine and bursting with baseball goodness that they’re still 1 1/2 games behind the White Sox in the standings.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!
silly bally.
you should know by now not to pay attention to anything dj says. especially in the innings when farmio lets him do play by play.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Best not listen to Farmio either.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 12, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Nothing like letting two career color guys both do pbp.
Lord do I miss Rooney
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
They're both horrible.
by Bent Over Beckham on Jul 12, 2011 11:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Add Harrelson.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!
don't leave out stone.
i’m tired of him.
in fact, screw everyone.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I'll give up Stone
to get rid of the other three.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!
I'm tired of defending poor Uncle Ed. Just leave him alone!
You probably like drunk driving on the holidays and hate organ donation, too.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 12, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
2011 White Sox Baseball
We say all in, but we’re big phonies.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!
so regarding your sig
i would imagine you do not possess much serenity.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Not at all.
The last 5 years have taught me to keep my expectations very low.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!
c'mon bally, sack up. we had every reason to have high expectations this season.
serenity now!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
and the first 1/2 has told us to keep those expectations low or watch out for the sox to break out
in the 2nd half if they regress back to the mean
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam,
dream, dream dream.
Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!
i still say Mike Jackson should have drilled torii hunter
after he clearly went out of his way to drill jamie burke. that was the first showing of ozzie bending over for the twins. the sox were .5 back behind the twins on july 26 2004 when that happened. by the end of the week they were 6 games back- which included a twins sweep (the hunter/burke play happened in the first game of the series).
we didn’t drill him. ozzie basically gave hunter credit for knocking out burke. that was the first sign of ozzie’s knob slobbing of the twin organization.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
That was infuriating.
Torii took a left turn on the basepath to hit a defenseless catcher. Clean, my ass. Actually Ozzie was most upset with your boy Carlos Lee who failed to get a Twin with a take-out slide at 2nd. Last year when Delmon pops AJ with a double-handed shove to the face, nothing gets done. The only person in the organization who even seemed to be upset about that play is Hawk.
It finally takes Konerko getting hit in the face with a fastball for us to take action. Unfortunately it’s a Buehrle cutter to the shoulder of Cuddyer. Which led the way to three runs, the margin by which the Twins won that game by. White Sox Baseball: we can’t even retaliate right.
by 3E8 on Jul 12, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
that's a rec.
and it doesn’t help that the sox must lead the league in receiving a warning before they even have a chance to drill someone. i’m not going to bother to look up the numbers but i know the sox have been hit many more times than they have hit people over the last 8 years. (and if i had to guess i would say they would lead baseball in that time in that differential)
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
what made me mad was Mike Jackson was the perfect guy to do it.
old veteran pitcher who still had a decent enough fastball but it didn’t really matter if he got suspended.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Ozzie's approach to the Twins...
is like tipping your cap to the guy banging your wife.
After a while, you’re driving her over, then trying to talk your wife’s sister into a threesome with him.
This is bullshit.
Jim, great read, as always.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 12, 2011 8:34 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs
Those slap bracelets can really hurt...
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 12, 2011 9:09 AM CDT reply actions
i lol'd at that.
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
We need to hire a former "News of the World" reporter
to hack into the phones of the Twains’ cell phones. Someone will have undoubtedly made disparaging remarks about Ozzie’s kids that we can post on the Tweeters. I should think this would snap Ozzie out of his Love Twain.
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
Well said
It’s okay to repect a team. It is even okay to praise a team publically when you have beaten them but heaping praise on the team that habitually takes you behind the woodshed is not right. The Sox need to face the Twinkies with a bit of anger. Hopefuly, it is not too late for this year.
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 12, 2011 9:29 AM CDT reply actions
I have always hated the way Ozzie gushes over the damn Twins
I freaking hate them. I want my team to step on their fucking throats. Get medieval on those bitches. You can respect somebody and still want to wipe the floor with them. All Ozzie wants to do is give em a reach around.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
No, it's not Ozzie given them a reach around.
The reason Ozzie gushes is that the Twins given him the reach around. When they are fucking him in the ass. It’s the Minnesota nice thing to do.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Jul 12, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
In a year of stellar content...
….this is the best yet. Well, said.
Hopefully it takes root amongst the chattering classes.
What?! I ain't no Professor Pickles!
Absolutely fantastic article
Definitely sharing it with my pops. I’m so sick of this mindset about the twins though
by nsam93 on Jul 12, 2011 10:25 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Longwinded response
While staying up for hours after the big brother like face slapping once again at the hand of the Twins last Friday, I pondered my misdirected hate of Minnesota. Why do I hate them? I like the way they have played ball in the past & it appears to my naked eye they do things the right way baseball wise. Really, the only reason I cannot stand the Twins is because Chicago cannot beat them.
I should hate the Sox because they’re the ones who bring about my insomnia over another disappointing loss. I’m ticked at Ozzy Guillen because he cannot beat the Twins. I’m mad at Kenny Williams because he can’t sign players that are immune to this cloak of defeat that Minnesota throws over the Sox’ heads while kidney punching them repeatedly.
Honestly, the last statement is absurd. It’s not on Kenny IMO. The players have changed on both teams over the years & this year it felt like little brother finally has a step on the slower, fatter, injured big brother only to psychologically succumb to his mystifying greatness.
There have been many coaches let go because they can’t beat their rivals (ref. OSU vs. Michigan in college football as an example). I have long been a fan of Ozzy because I thought he was a good manager. There are parts of me that still think so…But, I must say that given the White Sox record over the past couple of seasons vs. the AL Central, let alone the Twins, there should be consideration for replacing him at the end of this season.
I’m ok with respecting Minnesota, but the reverence is tiresome. I’m still holding hope that the Sox can turn this season around. And no, I’m not asking for Ozzy’s firing, yet…
Thanks, Jim, for the shout out!
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
At this point, even if Hawk, DJ and Ozzie stop talking about the Twain...
you know they will be polishing their knobs in their brains. Almost time for a lobotomy but lets see what happens in the 2nd Half. It is so embarassing, I’ve never seen anything like it in sports.
The optimistic side of me wants a a miracle finish.
But I am telling you right now with absolute certainty…it ain’t gonna happen. You’ll get maddening inconsistency through the end of September.
No reason to stop going to games. It’s still the Cell, the beer is still cold, and the sun is still shining. After last winter, we should cherish every opportunity to enjoy being outside.
But if you’re still counting on a playoff run…nah gannah happen.
What?! I ain't no Professor Pickles!
Yeah I know but for some reason we Sox fans hold out hope longer than the typical baseball fan
I don’t want to over do the negativity but our organization really seems ‘effed’ in the ‘a’ for the foreseeable future.
I set a personal record for Sox games attended...in 2007
Check the archives during the 2007-08 off season. Especially after the swing and miss on Miguel Cabrera. We thought the Sox were going into a Baltimore Orioles-style long decline.
Kenny, for all of his faults, tends to pull the rabbit out of the hat.
What?! I ain't no Professor Pickles!
It will be interesting to see how KW goes about attempting to right this ship (or Hahn)
The Rios & Peavy contracts are Sorianoesque. While you could not have foreseen the Dunn-decline and some are not convinced it will last, at this point it seems like another immovable contract with no value. The minor leagues are uninspiring.
so another reason to blow things up if we are out of it by the deadline
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
How do you blow it up though?
Can you blow this up by dealing Q/Pierre, Buehrle and Jackson? That isn’t going to blow anything up, its chipping away. What kind of return can we possibly get for those players? Blowing it up would be including Danks or Floyd on that list.
oh you could blow it up if you want.
alexei, quentin, floyd, danks, santos, thornton
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
That's not dynamite.
That’s a nuclear bomb.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 12, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
i didn't say its what i would do. but it could be done.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Yeah but realistically we are not dealing Alexei or Santos.
Probably not Thornton. I could see Q and either Danks or Floyd but it is murky.
id have no issues with them trading quentin or floyd.
id do it in the offseason though.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
why wait for the offseason?
do it before the deadline to a contender looking to get into the playoffs.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
eh i think you limit your options doing it that way.
unless you find someone desperate.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
edwin jackson is arguably the best starting pitcher available.
desperation at the deadline, you bet.
Fangraphs LOVES edwin, statistically.
But based on my eye test, and maybe it’s a bad eye test, I’d rather have any of the other SPs pitching in a must win game, besides maybe Gavin.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 12, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I completely agree with that.
I even prefer Gavin over him. Although maybe this season it’s because they’re close in frustration, but Gavin holds a sentimental edge.
by ObsidianXIII on Jul 12, 2011 12:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I completely agree with that.
I even prefer Gavin over him. Although maybe this season it’s because they’re close in frustration, but Gavin holds a sentimental edge.
by ObsidianXIII on Jul 12, 2011 12:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I am starting to fear he is a Javy Vasquez-espue pitcher
FIP loves him but he consistently underperformed it.
or by the end of the month
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
what is he owed the rest of the way? 4 million or so?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
This.
Great stuff, but goes to deep into counts trying to nip the corners instead of just going after hitters.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 12, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone please correct me if I'm wrong
But I think Vasquez issue was that he was a much much worse pitcher out of the stretch. FIP assumes hits/walks come randomly, but for Javy they came in bunches. Lights out with the bases empty, lit up with anyone on base.
Not sure what Jackson’s issue is.
you could argue you would get your best return with a desperate team
vs. the offseason when there are FA that can be signed
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I believe the counterpoint to that is that during the offseason there are more potential trading partners,
which gives the seller more leverage.
"I have no patience for the homeless. Get your old, stinky ass out!" - Terry Boers
yes that is the other counterpoint
obviously it is dependent on demand however the FA class also plays apart in the discussion. if there are other comparable players on the open market, you don’t have as much leverage
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
so question is how many other OFs like Q are available at the trade deadline?
how many are FAs during the offseason? same with floyd since those are the two we are talking about.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
you could add AJ
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
if sox added cash
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
i was listening to the score... and they suggested the cubs hire rick hahn as their GM.
wouldn’t that be a kick in the nuts?
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
only if he is successful
I just hope if Hahn gets an offer from the Cubs he treats them like Kerry Wood treated us this last offseason.
i doubt it. he loves chicago but he wants a major gm position.
id think its a pretty sure bet he’d take that job. although he may not be successful right away due to the nutsy contracts.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
I almost feel bad for Kenny,
I mean he did all a GM could do, assembled a great team on paper. I don’t point a finger at him, at least not this year.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 12, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
yet a GM that has still made shitty deals. i know we love the deals that got us gavin, danks, alexei...etc.
but damn, some of his other deals; swisher 1, swisher 2, pena…etc.
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
speaking of the pena trade...
why isn’t allen in the majors? the dudes ops is over 1.000 and they have no first baseman that is any good on the roster.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
because ozzie doesnt want to disrespect the veterans
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I'm not broadly speaking, just focusing on the team he's brought together this year.
Obviously he’s made bad moves in the past, I’m just saying I don’t think you can put this year’s teams failures on him.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 12, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
he brought it in the players
into the environment he created and allowed to be created. players cycle in and out and we still shit the bed against the AL central.
but what am i supposed to do? i liked the weather better over the winter.
have you seen the freaking dew point lately?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Sickening indeed.
"he's a fan favorite because the combined fanbases of the other 29 teams dwarf ours and they love him" billyok, on Pierre
*sickenating.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I always thought it was strange...
how our players and manager would wax poetic about the Twains, sending verbal love letters their way. Meanwhile, after the 2005 WC Mourneau had done an interview basically saying that he hated the Sox and that he would rather see any team win but them. I’m sure his tune has changed these days, because you certainly can’t hate a team you’ve whipped and neutered. The Sox keep getting socked in the jaw and asking for more and that all started with Ozzie. I guess this is just a long winded way of saying I agree with Jim on this wholeheartedly and think this is a great article/post.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 12, 2011 12:31 PM CDT reply actions
wasn't the morneau comment after we won the blackout game?
it was travis hafner who said he wanted to throw up or something when we won the series. maybe it was both. i dont know.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
i looked it up. it was september of 2006
I just want to win and I’ll do anything to not let Chicago get into the playoffs," Morneau said. “That’s all that matters. Obviously we’re still trying to chase Detroit, but you’d almost rather see anybody go in other than Chicago.”
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
good effort
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I stand corrected.
Thank you.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 12, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
And that's why I'm happy he's always dizzy.
Fuck Justin Morneau. In the ear. With a sledgehammer.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 12, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe he forgot who crain was
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
by Ahillock on Jul 12, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 12 recs
Ozzie might have a terrible marketing plan when it comes to playing the Twins, but just because he regularly praises them doesn’t mean he ignores his own players. That being said, possibly this season he’ll publicly urge his team to kick the Twins’ asses!
Halloween World
by cartersally21 on Jul 12, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
the only thing inaccurate about this article is that it's only become disgusting recently.
it’s been years, ever since dj was in the booth with hawk. even the director seemed in on it, i’ll never forget, these asswipes have some silly comeback on seeing eye singles and a duck snort, and they cut to sweeping shots of their howdy doody fans waving their jizz rags around. then of course, dj makes sure to tell us how “fun to watch” they are.
WTF.
by obnoxious american on Jul 12, 2011 1:03 PM CDT reply actions
Jim Thome wasn't Twinsy enough for Ozzie. Ironically.
“Toxic” is the right word. The Thome move went beyond mentally knocking themselves down. Ozzie’s vision was actively toxic.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
It's not the White Sox's respect for the Twins is it?
Isn’t it more of just Ozzie and the broadcasters? I mean, you don’t hear the players or anyone in the front office slobbering over them, do you? I’m genuinely asking. I can’t recall reading or hearing anything like that from them.
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
No, but none of the players on this team are the mouth pieces of the organization either.
And there’s a trickle down effect. Hell, the fact that they lost the ‘Konerko gets hit in the face game’ spoke volumes to me.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 12, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i would've come out of the dugout on that one
looking for blood
I'd just as soon never hear another word from that fluttering asswheel. - RWShow
yeah, you and tdogg hit on it I think.
while they aren’t actively praising the Twins, they aren’t saying anything negative about them either. And they should be saying something. Anything.
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Saying nothing would be fine, too.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Jul 12, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
well from Ozzie and the broadcast booth, yeah.
But I want to hear some kind of reaction from the players, similar to Morneau’s comment.
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Travis Hafner threw up in the restroom on opening day of the 2006 season
It was in response to the Sox WS celebration. That’s good shit. Real time hate baby.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
Hell yeah. I want that kind of hate from my team.
Show some passion, dammit! I don’t care if they go out there and get their asses handed to them as much if they actually show some fire in doing so.
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
kinda like the SC-Clemson rivalry
SC had gotten their asses handed to them thru a good bit of Holtz’ tenure, but tempers escalated into a giant brawl during the 4th quarter of a game in 2004. While it took us out of bowl contention (really didn’t care about not going to a crappy bowl) it was refreshing and nice to see the players show some fight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDzl1dJthYo
Those damn hicks fought dirty too.
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I want Paul Konerko in an interview to start speaking in a falsetto and say
I’m Justin Mourneau and I’m a doody head. I’m not good at baseball. I got an MVP because people felt sorry for me for having to live in Minnesota. You better watch out or I might hit you in the knee with my head. (fart noise)
by joewho112 on Jul 12, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
They aren't vocal enough
Morneau fucking hates the Sox and we know it because he told us. I love the dude for that. Shit now I sound like Ozzie!
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
by Tdogg on Jul 12, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
It permeates through the organization and into its fandom.
It is an epidemic that somehow needs to be dealt with. We could start by forcing Hawk into an early retirement and giving Buehrleman DJ’s job.
Show me the numbers
There is scarcely a single phrase entered on this site without an accompanying stat line to back it up. You guys are the real piranhas. And yet when the SSS king himself makes an argument that something other than stats can explain the sox ineptitude it’s met with a chorus of praise in the comments section. At least show me an Ozzie quote that isn’t 5 years old. If on air commentary from DJ and Hawk is seriously affecting the team’s clubhouse chemistry or mental prep or whatever it is you are implying then we are in deep, deep, trouble.
BTW, the I was in Boston when the Red Sox won it (both) and “Cowboy Up,” what they used to get over their inferiority complex, was excrutiatingly lame. It also didn’t work the first year it emerged. The creator(s?) later appeared on Queer Eye and Damon titled his book on the era “idiots.” Be careful what you wish for.
by jermainesjerman on Jul 12, 2011 2:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
June 16, 2011
That kid who is the leadoff guy [Revere] is pretty good. When you’re missing Morneau, Mauer, Thome and Kubel, and you’re still winning games, you have to give those guys credit."
“They never sit back and say, ’We’re missing the big boys,’” Guillen said. “They continue to play. That’s the reason Gardy is the most underrated manager; he won Manager of the Year last year but he waited 10 years to win it. Gardy makes those guys play and play right.”
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Jul 12, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
haha.
face.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
i've got no idea what that dude is usually saying
but this seems to be one of the few times he hasn’t mentioned racism.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Pick this
And you guys have a bone to pick with practically everything the white sox do. Prob bitchin’ ‘bout the Dino man at DH up until 2 outs in the 9th, game 4 of the ’05 WS.
Supplying the quotes essential to ur argument is not “boom.” I’m guessing they weren’t included originally b/c making humility and praise seem like a defect is difficult to do without coming of as an ass or a whiny bitch. Fail.
Perusing SSS always involves balancing the essential and ingenious research and insights with the incessant bitching (and occasional, but predictable and largely benign, racism). However when you leave the stats behind it’s mostly just bitching. I think this piece is a work of frustration and venting, not any real analysis.
by jermainesjerman on Jul 12, 2011 3:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
"Stats and Bitching" should be the new SSS motto
It is perhaps a succint and thorough summary of the site
nah, Jim and others post other content too
the AS game stuff comes to mind of recent things. but you’re going to find stats and bitching at every SBN site.
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you mean? There is nothing but bitching on this site.
Look at the latest post just above this article: http://www.southsidesox.com/2011/7/12/2272605/brushing-up-on-sergio-santos#storyjump
Some call it bitching...
Others consider it “voicing ideas for improving the team.”
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 12, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
so while bhoov needed to do some more research, craig needed to get his facts straight...
Jim needs to get his analysis on. Right. You hear that Jim? More analysis from you, please.
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i've spent my time away trying to get my facts straight,
but then i read catch-22 and now i’m more confused than ever.
is that a good read? I've had it in my bookshelf for years but never picked it up
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
100%.
Read.It.Now.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
who wants to throw shit at the nerds who read books! haha
only thing i read is sss and the profile page for the playmate of the month. gotta know her likes and dislikes just in case i ever meet her.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
The Scrabble reality show?
"If you are looking for a good and quick treat, mosey on over to Hardees or KFC." -Jessy S
i've got your perfect match then.
posh spice. she’s never even read a book.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
A comment or two after a loss is humility and praise...
After every Twins game though and you’re surely venturing into “fawning over” territory.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 12, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
This is impossible
There couldn’t have been a DH up in game 4 of the ’05 WS. Think before you open your brainhole.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
by Hazymania on Jul 13, 2011 2:19 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Suggesting TDogg wants to get rid of black players
Was probably embarrassing enough to end the “you’re just being racist” posts.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 12, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Found k e
If you think black people can’t be racist you must not know any.
by jermainesjerman on Jul 12, 2011 3:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think the implication was it was me.
It doesn’t matter. This subject is dead. No response needed.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
huh?
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, dope fiend.
How about THESE numbers?
2008: 9-10
2009: 6-12
2010: 5-13
2011: 1-7
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 12, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Strange history stuff
The Sox record agin Minnesota is a history of failure.
The Sox regularly whipped the Senators—until they moved to Minnie.
In the seven seasons prior to the Senators moving in 1961, the Sox record against them was 108-46. In the seven seasons after the move to Min, the Sox record against them was 54-72. It took the Sox eight years to fashion a winning a winning season against TC, and that one was a measly 10-8.
Now, in its 51st year, the Sox are 361-414, with a grand total of 15 winning seasons out of 50, the last one being 2005.
So, the Sox can decide whether they want to win the division or not by deciding whether they want to beat Minnesota or not. That’s the real “all in” here.
the last time the Sox had a winning record vs the Twins they won it all...
so… yeah.
"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 12, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh how I wish this site, in this incarnation had been around then.
But then again, the newbies would have been unbelievably hard to deal with.
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

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