Gamethread: Kyle Davies
Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals, Jul 18, 2011 7:10 PM CDT
Tonight, the White Sox will face Kyle Davies...
...who has a 1-8 record.
...who picked up his only win on April 13, when he allowed five runs over five innings.
...who isn't even averaging five innings per start.
...who can't even throw a quality start one every three outings.
...who has a 7.74 ERA.
...who has owned an ERA above 7.00 for five straight starts.
...who has a 1.92 WHIP.
...who has allowed a .352 BAA.
...who has a career ERA of 5.64.
...who has a career ERA+ of 76 over 756 innings and 142 starts.
...who is quite possibly the worst regularly deployed starting pitcher in baseball history.
That said, if the Sox lose this one, I'm going to complain a little.
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Sheehan:
I think there’s a 65-70% chance that the AL Central will be won by the team whose GM does the best job in the next two weeks. All of these teams are flawed and fixable by the middling talent available in the market.
Win It For WU!
To replace JP? I think they cant win without Rios or replacement, and DV doesnt fill the bill in CF.
Win It For WU!
why not De Aza in CF and DV in LF?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I dont think any starting pitcher has accumulated that many innings with numbers like that.
We’ll be shutout for sure.
Win It For WU!
I'm guessing 2-hitter.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish I could fly like Superman.
Sorry, wrong Davies.
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
I read the description Jim has given above for the starting pitcher
and I fear the worse…….
i better stop listening Blue Sky Black Death combined with Yohimbe Brothers and Pere Ubu
No..but seriously….we should win!
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
Well, that's a start
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
time for a squeeze...
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Well that's a good start.
Now… don’t leave him stranded there for goodness sake.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 7:11 PM CDT reply actions
squeeze bunt is the clear solution.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Some sort of strange double play here would be interesting.
by mechanical turk on Jul 18, 2011 7:12 PM CDT reply actions
maybe on a popped up squeeze bunt.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
(if you can't tell i'm still not happy
with alexei sac bunting in the first inning on saturday.)
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I would have liked to see a fly out,
and Pierre leave a bit late. The throw beats him home, but gets away from the catcher. Juan slides, but fails to touch the bag. After trotting to the dugout, Davies (who wound up with the ball somehow) chases him into the clubhouse. The game is suspended after Pierre locks himself inside a locker, and resumes in four hours when Pierre emerges, thinking the game is over, only to be confronted by a patient Davies. The game is immediately called, and there will be a split doubleheader tomorrow.
by mechanical turk on Jul 18, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I like boring much better.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Hope we win this and not repeat the Cubs Rodrigo loss!
by Gerry0587 on Jul 18, 2011 7:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
non-believer.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Jul 18, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Ack. At least we got a run
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
badges available: dunn HR, rios 2B, buehrle 6K
hoo boy.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
one of my favorite bands.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Jul 18, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's the attitude we're looking for. You'll earn so many badges...
you’ll make the boyscouts jealous.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
FYI the game is on for free at mlb.com
by Gerry0587 on Jul 18, 2011 7:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i don't believe it.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Jul 18, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
a couple of nice cutters in francoeur's kitchen
before he popped him up.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
For some reason I had no idea
that we were over .500 on the road. I shouldn’t be surprised though.
3 things in life I care about
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Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
After looking at the stats provided in the gamethread opener
Everyone probably has good numbers against him in the past
if by turn it around
you meant make his vs. Davies numbers look like the rest of his stat line, then he’s off and running.
Those 3 fans are lustily booing A.J.
Nice to hear.
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or a nice boo that's thinking lusty.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Jul 18, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
1 run enough to win this?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
At this pace
Buehrle’s going to allow 9 hit them, allowing only one hit per inning with 2 outs.
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
I got them through Verlander.
They’re on their own tonight.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Jul 18, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
ok, which prankster let nolan ryan out of the hospital
to pitch for the royals tonight?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Now would be a good time for Ventura to rush the EKG machine.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
he'd still probably get his ass beat.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Stone says he pitches well against the Sox.
To the tune of a 4.87 ERA vs. the Sox for his career, allowing an OPS of .806.
Which is guess for Kyle Davies constitutes good.
bucknor has missed a couple already.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I would like to think this is the reason the Sox already have 6 K's.
However, I highly doubt it.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
it's odd for them to have so many strikeouts.
the sox have struck out fewer times than every other team in baseball except for the rangers.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
You can never discount a well-placed CF laser-strobe.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
cheating bastards.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Whew
Now can we get more than one inning of offense?
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
taking care of his old buddies.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
"Chris Getz is gay."
-G.B.
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6 Ks
god, we make sucky pitchers look awesome
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it is walker's fault
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
just so you know
i just saw the scariest insect in my life. it looked sort of like a huge cicada in the front half but the back half looked like some type of wasp. that’s the last time i go outside.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Jul 18, 2011 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Pierre triple, A-Ram sacFly.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
pierre triple
lexi sac fly
boxcars boxcars boxcars
by soxshenanigans on Jul 18, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Podsnoir triple
Cuban Missile sac fly
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Juan Pierre accidentally ran to third instead of first, and either no one noticed or they felt bad for him.
Either way, he stayed there, and after being pointed in the right direction by Moustakas he made it home after a fly out. Moustakas actually reminded him to run, too. Nice kid, that Moustakas.
by mechanical turk on Jul 18, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Now Pierre knows what a strike pitch looks like from this guy.
Next time, he can go ahead and take that bat off his shoulder when he sees it coming.
sideways smiley face
Everyone was distracted.
Getz asked Konerko for an autograph, but it happened at one of those really awkward times when there’s a natural pause in the stadium noise after it’s been pretty loud and Getz basically shouted it. Everyone heard! Poor guy. Bet he gets his glove signed for that, though.
by mechanical turk on Jul 18, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
do we get a bed time story too
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
He probably doesn't realize he's already to late to enter Rhubarb's contest.
But I’m not going to tell him, he might stop his storytelling.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Competency!
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Paulie double and Missile burst!
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Gotta play a little risky sending Alexei
You never know how many runs you’re going score against a guy with this kind of stuff.
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
purely my impression
He’s better 180 feet or more than he is 90 feet. Maybe it just takes longer to get his lanky body to speed.
he is more aero at distance than at short speed
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
vectors
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Can someone start an argument about acceleration?
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
you need torques
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
glad im stuck @ a bar unwilling to turn the game on..
6k’s vs. Kyle Davies and Adam Dunn hasn’t batted 6 times? Ridiculous.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 18, 2011 7:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Dunn's up now
It’s about to be 7
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If Dunn could only bend over where...
his shoulder touch his knees when he swings, he wouldn’t have to take the bat off his shoulder all at-bat….or off his knee.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
So Dunn didn't strike out? wow
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
I expected it.
That was too close of a pitch to take.
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Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
Wow....Q....that was unspeakable.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 18, 2011 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
he has been hanging out with rios and dunn
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
At least we know now
where Roger Clemens went after the mistrial
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 18, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
Dear ATT U-Verse Multiview
I got a 42" HDTV to watch the game at 42". If I wanted to watch it on a 36" screen, then I would have bought an 36" screen. So please stop showing me 3 boxes I don’t give a shit about.
Thanks,
An Angry CSN viewer
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
Home plate umpire getting a lock of dirty looks tonight
Someone will get tossed before the game is over.
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
that first pitch to butler was right down the middle of the plate.
star-shaped strikezone this evening is it?
Yep, but only for the star players of each team.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
If it's belt high and within two feet of the outside of the plate, it's a strike.
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
Don't worry, Teahen can get a GIDP
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Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
Carl from SLM

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
by ChiSoxRox on Jul 18, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yep, that about sums up my feeling right now.
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
This.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 18, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Why is there a teleprompter on MLB TV?
I don’t need hand-drawn arrows to see where AJ got hit.
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
Depends... did they do it John Madden style?
If they used a “BOOM, right there” for emphasis, then it might be worth it.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Ooooh you trickster you, Kyle.
Setting yourself up to get more Ks, I see.
by mechanical turk on Jul 18, 2011 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
will jp get it out of the infield?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
He's only tied for career best.
There’s still hope he won’t beat the career high.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
In 4 innings.
I would say all the K’s/ high pitch is good, but this is a guy you would assume you want in the game to beat up on.
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
by Duck99 on Jul 18, 2011 8:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Alright, I suppose he reached is career high after all.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
the dreaded faceburger.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
followed by the dreaded lead off walk.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
IN DA MOUT!
yessssssssss
"he's a fan favorite because the combined fanbases of the other 29 teams dwarf ours and they love him" billyok, on Pierre
by homesickalien on Jul 18, 2011 8:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Buehrle is gonna have to start packing in the Ks if he wants that badge.
And you better believe he wants that badge.
by mechanical turk on Jul 18, 2011 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
Buehrle getting a badge pisses off Michael Vick like you wouldn't believe.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
none of the lol stuff
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
lol
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
WOOT!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
wrong
its w00t!
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
what the hell are you doing here anyway?
you’re not watching games anymore, remember?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
It's not watching if he has the TV off and the radio on.
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
KC isnt a real baseball team
doesnt count
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
only in the standings.
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm only seeing people who like the steak and potato buffet line.
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
So many times, the guy who makes a great play on the third out
does not lead off the next inning.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
and the guy on deck with two outs doesn't get to hit that inning
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
And too many times, when the White Sox have a man on first and 1 out, the man on deck doesn't get to hit that inning.
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
Dunn...you should be able to get a hit here.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 18, 2011 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
Okay....not the hit i had imagined, but I'll take it?
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 18, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be cool if Adam Dunn swung real hard
so hard, the bat came back around and hit him in the back of the head. But it stuns him somehow. He pauses, and remembers who he is, and how to hit!
He steps back in, strangely confident…
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
In his mind, of course. In reality he'd be on the ground unconscious.
I don’t trust mid-AB revelations. Like in The Natural, I always thought when Hobbs collapsed with horrible bleeding kidney syndrome (it has been a while since I saw the movie so this may not have been what they called it) and then gets up and hits home runs or whatever with his new bat that some kid made, I always figured he had collapsed and was in a coma or something and that was what he saw as he died.
How much insurance money do the White Sox get if Adam Dunn goes into a coma after hitting himself in the back of the head with his bat during a game? If he’s a vegetable would they have some sort of financial incentive to pull the plug? These are very serious questions and I hope they have been addressed before such a situation arises.
by mechanical turk on Jul 18, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
dunns given up so bad his attitude just affects everyone around him
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Q's so crazy, I would hope that he imagines the ball wants to hurt children
and the only way to save them is to get the ball as far away from home plate as possible. Maybe into the stands, so if it tries to come back on the field, it gets arrested.
sideways smiley face
I think the Mayor, mean Joe Green
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
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That looked like it almost came out of Rios' glove.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
looks like he flinched
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
thought you werent gonna watch "another game"
ye of little backbone
2011 WhiteSox Baseball: we're all in
the tv tells me it isnt real unless its in hd!
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
His throw to Che was less-than-stellar with a runner headed to third
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
don't you worry.
rios has everything under control.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
hit for the cycle against us
hate away
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Buehrle-killers kill Buehrle.
Film at 11.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Awww....shit.
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 18, 2011 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
Aw blow it all to heck
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
that was down the middle.
although low in the zone and bucknor has not been calling too many low strikes tonight.
anyway, shut it francoeur.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Francoeur's got a bat taste left in his mouth after getting the ball in his mout
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
Attention: Incoming Hope Alert
Kyle Davies 3rd worst inning is the 6th (1st is the 8th, he’s pitched there 13 times though, 2nd is the 1st) and he has a 6.04 ERA in this inning.
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
Ranking of Kyle Davies' splits by inning for his career
- 8th inning 7.45 ERA in 9.2 IPs
- 1st inning 6.67 ERA in 140.1 IPs
- 6th inning 6.04 ERA in 70 IPs
- 3rd inning 5.9 ERA in 132.2 IPs
- 4th inning 5.89 ERA in 123.2 IPs
- 5th inning 5.83 ERA in 108 IPs
- 9th inning 5.4 ERA in 3.1 IPs
- 7th inning 4.88 ERA in 27.2 IPs
- 2nd inning 3.62 ERA in 139.1 IPs
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
by Kyle321N on Jul 18, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
From the Kyle Files...
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Jul 18, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
since when is the 6th inning synonymous with the last 2 minutes in basketball?
Andy Sisco has spent the last four years in a hospital bed with liquid fire shooting through his veins and small-town malcontent Jim Margalus has nothing to offer him but scorn. ~ big_fun
its where everything happens
not too far off, since thats when pitchers tend to tire
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
He's on the list right?
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
That's what a lousy call looks like, Francoeur.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
It’s time for Toe Boat and Appendixless to rededicate their awesomeness pact
for the final 3/8 of the season.
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
Second verse, same as the first
These are the White Sox, and they are the worst
PROMOTE GREG WALKER!
Now let's take advantage!!
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Beckham seems to get on base like that quite a lot.
Probably because he’s so grindy.
by mechanical turk on Jul 18, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
I think Ford beats Hen every time.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Jul 18, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
w00t!
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
That single will keep Dayan down for another 10 days.
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
sucks, huh?
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
That single keeps BOS from watching the games for another 10 days
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and now shortened to 5 days!
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
If Dayan wanted to be here -
he would have reached up in the air, and pulled down an airplane out of the sky, ripped off the door, climbed in, and then kicked holes through the floor, so he could give it a running head start before it flew to Chicago, where he would just grab Juan Pierre in his cupped hands, and rub him into dust.
Of course, Ozzie would have to sit him a couple of days, just to make him play his way into the lineup.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
His arms are so long,
he could grab Pierre in KC from chicago.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Jul 18, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Well he's in Indy this week.
It’s a much shorter reach than Charlotte.
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He's Ristar?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
he still hasn't learned how to bunt in AAA
"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10
Byah!
AJ Pierzynski: You have to want to catch.
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 18, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
Glad to see us take advantage there
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
it seems like beckham has really been hacking and slashing at the first pitch lately.
all three times so far tonight. i might have to look into this…
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
hes been doing that for a while
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
prove it.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
good ol' eye test
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
poor.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Juan Pierre will do anything to help the team,
even if it means convincing them to call up Dayan.
by mechanical turk on Jul 18, 2011 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
yes pierre was out by a mile
but i am focused on that pitch. did bucknor really call that a ball? it bisected the plate.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
see?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Maybe he figured he'd never have to make up his mind.
(Or he sucks.)
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Jul 18, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i would have posted one of these maps for the game
but for some reason tonight brooks does not agree with my eyes tonight. last i looked it had bucknor almost perfect. seems like a pretty tight zone mostly to me.
cripes: see the 1-0 pitch to konerko. where was that? mercy. called a ball.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
kc has a fox strike zone tracker
i’m not sure how trustworthy it is, but it has shown a lot of bad calls, the ol’ eye test agrees. and players from both teams don’t seem happy.
boxcars boxcars boxcars
by soxshenanigans on Jul 18, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, Buehrle tore Hosmer up there.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
I love the pace of a MB pitched game
But Gamecast cannot keep up. They are usually two or three pitches behind/
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 18, 2011 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
So what do we prefer
An Indians sweep of the Twins or a split of the double header. I think I prefer a sweep of the twins.
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 18, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
20 inning game.
don’t care who wins.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
We'll compromise then
a 20-inning game that Cleveland wins for a double header sweep.
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 18, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
with mass injuries
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Sweep of the Twins would be nice.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe that would bury them for good?
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Honestly, Twins scare me more than the Indians
I see the Indians folding just like San Diego last season, whereas Der Twain are Der Twain
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
my dad just said "why dont the Sox just replace Dunn with Viciedo that would seem to be a really good move"
simpleton.
2011 WhiteSox Baseball: we're all in
that was alota luck with that throw..just as easily could have gripped it wrong and had it sail into the stands
2011 WhiteSox Baseball: we're all in
One more strikeout and Adam Dunn ties Josh Fields in 2007 for the 17th most strikeouts by a White Sock in a season
Nine more and he’s in the top ten
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
I always liked Chuck Gouda on WLS TV 7
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
And everyone thought the Sox wouldn't break any records this season.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Record is 175 by Dave Nicholson in 1963, who managed that in only 126 games!
151 would be a new second place
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
dunn can beat that in 125
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Dunn has 124 through 82 games played
In 125 games that’s on place for 189!
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
mercy
I don’t want that
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
by blackoutsox on Jul 18, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I knew one would be broke.
The number of times the disheartening meter would be broken.
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no to "white sock".
singular is still “sox”.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
you like what?
doing things wrong?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
"a White Sox player" is too long and "a White Sox" is butchering the language to my ears
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
get new ears then.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Jul 18, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then feel free to list my ears
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
by ChiSoxRox on Jul 18, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like the spunkiness of this comment
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Its called Q-tipping....
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
In my entire life I've never had a "Sock"
I’ve always had Sox, and in elementary school my teacher told me I was spelling it wrong. I then showed her my Frank Thomas folder and told her that’s how it’s spelled.
3 things in life I care about
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Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
Is Ozzie PRing 'bridge every day his way of appeasing the masses who want him to play more often?
3 things in life I care about
Sox, Colts, and Hawks.
Lifetime banners: '05, '07, '10
And there's no badge for that?!?
Disgraceful.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
you know posnanski is now rooting for the sox to score a bunch of runs
because of that IBB.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
0BP!
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
This team has looked better since the all star break
not great, but better. Small sample size I know
Each game makes it a little bit bigger sample size though, so I'll take it.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
beckham really bristled up there.
after the first few pitches he looked like he had no chance.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
hes been doing that a lot lately
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Late inning runs are sure nice
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
the white socks are sitting pretty right now.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
i have no idea what that means
so i’ll take it as a compliment and an admission that you’re wrong.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
"You're my boy!"
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Jul 18, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Blue!
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes Miss Blanchard
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Yummy Monkey Brains
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Mrs.
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Yellow Midget Bowling
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
You can put it on the Cerebral Cortex.... YES!
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Bacon is always savory
He’s just got that extra “At the plate” flavor.
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*Soxing
Fixed for BM
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Yep, I saw it and set up your whosh on purpose
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
why do we live?
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
once upon a time
there was a load that didnt go in a throat
by Rhubarb on Jul 18, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I won't be doing it after tonight
Sorry
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
might I suggest a spouse who doesnt listen?
Not necessarily yours, or a woman… but just on principle.
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I ever tell you about my Uncle Stu?
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice inning Crain
No sign of rust there
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 18, 2011 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
Reason #83 to not like Pierre
He doesn’t take one for the team right on the shin.
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JP is 2-5 with a triple, a run scored, and an important RBI
Keep not liking him. It seems to be working.
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 18, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
cheating bastards.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
thornocopter!
our new closer!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
whupwhupwhupwhupwhup....
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Three more outs until a win for our White Socks!
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
shouldn't your name be
chisocksrocks?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Yep. I'm doubly butchering English
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
We don't want KC to face a Power Serge
It is 100 degrees there.
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As per your request....
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
thorny throwin' aspirin tablets again.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
So why not pull him to bring Sergio?
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One more out, Thorny! Come on, Sox!
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
KC's feed said Thornton walked off with a smile on his face.
They’re just as confused as everybody.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
i'm sorry
but this is poor.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
why is ozzie coming out?
what the fuck is going on?
this is denarded. if he wanted santos to get some work let him pitch a fucking inning then. this is implausible.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Well, make this a quick out Santos
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
I laughed out loud
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
why is this not green?
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
by blackoutsox on Jul 18, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i dare anyone to explain this move by ozzie.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Neither had pitched since the 10th
and he wanted to get them both some work?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
if that's the reason
it’s still stupid.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Only thing I can think of that even sort of makes sense.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
i appreciate the effort, and you're most likely correct
but i still find it bizarre.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Agreed.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
i suppose he's not afraid to pitch santos three days in a row
and they’re off on thursday, but still.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I am sure the question will come up
in the post game press conference.
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 18, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
You dont disrespect your closer by letting a veteran close?
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 18, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Could it be a lefty/righty issue?
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
then why pull thornton
when the next batter is left handed?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Yeah, I'm just as confused as you are. Oh well, we win.
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
maybe we can start some kind of conspiracy theory
in which ozzie doesn’t want thornton to record any saves.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
He has had only one since late May and three all year...
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
Ozzie thought
What could I do to get SSS to talk about something other than Dunn, Pierre, Rios, and Dayan? Hey, how about pull Thorny with two outs in the ninth and bring in Serge.
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 18, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Match ups
Moustakas is batting zero against Santos. I know small sample size.
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Jul 18, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Ozzie giveth, and Ozzie taketh away...
Thornton needed to recognize…
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like wu is going to see some free baseball at the trop...after 4 hours of paid baseball.
everytime it pans into the crowd i think i see him but it just ends up being some other OPOS
hickox is trying to ensure
that the yankees score this inning.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Well, Florida is full of 'em.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Jul 18, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
think that game might still be going on
I am a big radio nerd and try to catch far away stations so I listened to 880 AM for a second (the New York powerhouse comes in good at night) and heard them talking about Texeria
well at least we exorcised one of Greg Walkers demons
Kyle Davies: 7IP, 3H, 2BB, 8K, 0 ER. (would finish year with 5.27 ERA) on April 9, 2009.
http://www.southsidesox.com/2011/5/3/2152449/the-official-fire-greg-walker-thread
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Hey, I'm sorry if I annoyed you.
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
don't worry
im sure hes just bitter because he stepped on one of his model trains.
the loss of his favorite caboose hurt him more than the gash on his foot.
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
by blackoutsox on Jul 18, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions

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