You're not used to this feeling? Is it hunger? No, you know hunger. Rage? No, not that one either. Malaise? YES! That's the one. The general feeling of discomfort or weakness that they named mayonnaise after. And now that you've thought of mayonnaise, you won't be hungry again today.
Seriously, how do people eat this?
"Colleagues, it's time we begin to sell off parts..."